00:00He made our dreams come true
00:02Come on, I'll make their dreams
00:05I'll do the same for you
00:07When your room looks kinda weird
00:11And you wish that you weren't there
00:13Just close your eyes and fix your knees
00:17And you can be as you can
00:19I'm not there
00:21I'm not there
00:22I'm not there
00:23I'm not there
00:28I'm not there
00:31Gosh, there's nothing out there
00:33But a bunch of outside stuff
00:38Wait, there's something
00:40I better signal Rolf
00:44Cut it out, Scooter
00:45I got it
00:50Message for Mr. Animal
00:53Ruff?
00:54No Mr. Animal
00:57Telegram for Mr. Animal
00:58Me no read
01:00That's okay
01:01It's not a reading telegram
01:03It's a singing telegram
01:04What?
01:06Mrs. Mailman is coming
01:07Scooter saw her on the lawn
01:09So move real quick
01:10And pass this message on
01:12Hurry up
01:14Puff in
01:16Puff in
01:17Animal
01:18What are you doing?
01:20Send chalk signals
01:27Chalk signals
01:30Wow
01:31I wonder what they say
01:33She's coming
01:34Puff in
01:35Oh
01:36I've got to tell the others
01:46Hey you guys
01:48Here she comes
01:49Here she comes
01:51She's coming
01:53Revised
01:54Nanny
02:05Nanny
02:06Oh my
02:07Are you kids all right?
02:10Yes
02:11Nanny
02:12It's just that we thought you were the mail lady
02:15Nanny
02:16Again?
02:17Well Scooter said he saw her from the nursery window
02:20Guess maybe I better clean my glasses
02:23False alarm
02:25Sorry Nanny
02:28I certainly hope that package comes soon
02:32Sending away for this playhouse was the smartest thing you ever thought of Gonzo
02:37Yeah
02:38Yeah
02:40And it only cost five cents and twenty-five box tops for my collection
02:49Bulls of cereal anyone?
02:52Gosh
02:53I wonder what they do with all those box tops anyway
02:56Hey
02:56Maybe they have a million boxes without tops already
03:00And they need odd tops to close those boxes
03:02So they can sell them to other kids like us
03:04Who save the tops and send them back again
03:06So the people can cover more boxes
03:08And sell them to even more kids
03:10You know
03:11It's kind of scary
03:12But I think I almost understood that
03:15Don't be ridiculous Fozzy
03:17Everybody knows that all those box tops get sent to the world box top trade center
03:22Where they're traded by all the big time box top collectors
03:31I'll trade you two corned corned eggs for a sugar frosted crunch fruits and a fruit plant
03:35Then at the end of the day they take all the box tops that nobody wants to the top of
03:41the building
03:42and throw them down to the streets below!
03:49Where the silly street sweeper waits
03:52to clean up this awful mess, Gonzo!
03:57I guess the secret word for the day is Box Stop!
04:02Look here, look here! Truck coming!
04:05Truck? Hey, maybe it's the Playhouse!
04:08The Playhouse?!
04:09Hooray!
04:10The chair! Our Playhouse is here!
04:13Can you see it, Kermit?
04:14What does it look like?
04:16Is it really big?
04:17Um, well, it's just an old ice cream truck.
04:21Ice cream! Ice cream!
04:23Ice cream?
04:25Wow! Maybe our Playhouse is an igloo!
04:28You know, one of those houses made of ice.
04:31But that doesn't...
04:32Gosh! Do you think Nanny will let us keep it in the refrigerator?
04:36You guys!
04:37No way!
04:38We'll just have to turn the heat way down in the nursery and wear heavy coats!
04:42Who are that?!
04:44Yes, Kermit?
04:45There is no Playhouse in the ice cream truck!
04:48The mail lady has to bring our Playhouse in the mail, remember?
04:52Oh, yeah!
04:54Gee, but how is she gonna carry a great big igloo all by herself?
04:58Huh?
04:59I got it! She's just gonna bring us a bunch of water!
05:03Yeah, and we'll have to freeze it into ice cubes!
05:06And build the igloo ourselves?
05:08Oh, wow!
05:11Wait a minute, you guys!
05:13I think Kermit's wrong about this igloo thing!
05:16The picture doesn't look anything like an igloo!
05:19Yeah!
05:20That's right!
05:21What's the big idea, Kermit?
05:23Oh, no! It's not an igloo!
05:26Gee! Then why did you tell us it was?
05:28Bye-bye! You see...
05:31Hmm...
05:32I'll never mention the word igloo again. Ever.
05:36Gosh!
05:37What if our Playhouse is too big for the mail lady to carry?
05:41Then she won't carry it, silly!
05:43She'll put it in her truck!
05:45Well, the house is too big to come in a truck!
05:48I know!
05:49Maybe it'll come in pieces, and then we'll have to put it together ourselves!
05:53Do you think so, Kermit?
05:55Well, maybe.
05:56Come on! We better get our tools!
05:59Yeah!
06:00Good idea!
06:06Okay, guys! Let's bring in the equipment!
06:09Right, Kermit! I've got the toy saw!
06:12I've got the wood! Hey, Kermit!
06:14Whoa!
06:15With all this wood, I'll never get bored!
06:18Get it? Wood, board, waka waka waka!
06:22Oh, I'm so funny, I floor me!
06:25Kermit! Kermit!
06:27Kermit!
06:27Over here, Fozzy!
06:30You just floored me, too!
06:32Hello!
06:33Hi, Animal!
06:35Scooter's up to the back!
06:37And I've got the ice cubes!
06:39Ice cubes?
06:40Piggy, I told you the Playhouse isn't an igloo!
06:43We don't need ice cubes!
06:45We don't need ice cubes!
06:46Not even to keep the lemonade cold!
06:48Oh, you!
06:50Bow, bow!
06:52Bow, bow!
06:58How's it coming, Piggy?
07:03How's it coming, Piggy?
07:14He-he-he-he!
07:16Oh, boy!
07:17This is coming out really weird!
07:20Hey, Gonzo!
07:21Hello!
07:23Oh!
07:23Uh, hey, Animal!
07:25Uh, Gonzo!
07:26What?
07:27What are you doing?
07:29Hanging wallpaper, see?
07:31Uh, Gonzo, wallpaper doesn't go on the outside!
07:34Are you sure?
07:35Uh-huh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Bye-bye!
07:38Uh-oh!
07:39Bye, Animal!
07:40What the?
07:41Huh?
07:41Well, where should I put the wallpaper, Kermit?
07:46Hmm...
07:47Uh, probably over here.
07:49Okay!
07:50You're the boss!
07:51Yes!
07:52What are you doing, Gonzo?
07:54Hanging the wallpaper where you sit, Kermit!
07:58Cut it out!
07:59Okay, Kermit, I'm all done!
08:02What did you do, Scooter?
08:04Just press the doorbell!
08:06Well...
08:07Okay!
08:09Yuck!
08:10Yuck!
08:11Yuck!
08:11Yuck!
08:12That's not right!
08:14What was your first clue?
08:16Press the button and shut it off, would ya?
08:21Phew!
08:23Got me!
08:24Sorry!
08:25Huh?
08:26Gee, Animal!
08:27Is somebody up there?
08:28No!
08:29No!
08:30What did you do?
08:31Hey, be careful, would ya?
08:34What?
08:36Oopsie!
08:37Sorry!
08:39How does he do that?
08:41Hey, Kermit!
08:42I think I got the doorbell figured out!
08:45Watch!
08:46Great!
08:51Hey!
08:52It's the back doorbell!
08:54I bet it's the mail lady!
08:55The playhouse is here!
08:58Let's go!
08:58Real fast!
08:59Out of my way!
09:03We're down!
09:04Yay!
09:08Hi, Nanny!
09:12Hello again, Animal!
09:14Was it the mail lady?
09:16Did she bring the playhouse?
09:17Where is it?
09:18Sorry, kids!
09:20That was just Mrs. Carruthers ringing the bell!
09:22She needed to borrow some butter!
09:25Gee, Nanny!
09:27Do you think the playhouse will ever get here?
09:30Well, Rolf!
09:31The ad did say it would take six to eight weeks!
09:34Sixty-eight weeks?!
09:35Oh, no!
09:36This is awful!
09:38I'll be about a million years old by then!
09:41And Nanny will be about a million and ten!
09:43Not sixty-eight weeks, Fuzzy!
09:45Six to eight weeks!
09:47Sometime between six and eight weeks!
09:50Oh, that's better!
09:52I'll only be about a hundred by then!
09:54Gee, Nanny!
09:55According to my computer,
09:57it's already been eight weeks!
09:58Well, then maybe it will get here today, kids!
10:02Now that you're here,
10:04how about some lunch?
10:05Yay!
10:06It'll be here today!
10:08Yippee!
10:09Yippee!
10:10Please, let it get here today!
10:13Gosh, it seems like we've been waiting for it!
10:15Oh, baby!
10:17Now we're waiting for your nostrils!
10:21There's no problem with Vince!
10:25The day you strap!
10:27We're trying to be good,
10:29Oh...
10:29She walks to the door,
10:35Then she walks away!
10:36We ask the same dumb questions every day
10:39About a car, a pack, or an envelope
10:43Anything to give us hope
10:46We get away, yay, yay, yay, yay
10:48For you, how much longer can we stand?
10:52Oh, when you want to play
10:54By the different days
10:55So make it close to the end
10:58Then you're bringing the end
11:02We stand here by the end
11:04A little heart pounding
11:06Only to be shattered and broken
11:08One more time
11:10Oh, gosh, gosh, oh, yay, yay, yay
11:13Oh, is there something wrong?
11:16We've been passing that far
11:18We sleep at the door
11:19We're trying to be good
11:21But we just can't wait much longer
11:23You can talk if you might be
11:25But that's a fun thing
11:26Anything
11:27But we're tired of waiting
11:28Right, Kermie?
11:30Well, uh, sorta
11:36I can't take it anymore
11:38This waiting is killing me
11:41I can't handle the pressure
11:43I think I'm gonna crack
11:45Pretty dramatic, isn't it?
11:51What do you think you're doing, Gondo?
11:54Well, if I run fast enough
11:57I'll get ahead of time
11:58Ah, the playhouse will be here already.
12:01What?
12:03That's ridiculous.
12:04You can't do any such thing.
12:10Cut it out, you nitwit.
12:17Gonzo, what's going on?
12:21We're falling into the future through a blue hole.
12:26A blue hole?
12:27I thought they were called black holes.
12:29Nah, the black holes are too scary for kids.
12:33We use blue.
12:35Oh, brother.
12:36Yoo-hoo!
12:39Where are we?
12:41We're in the future, Pitty, my sweet.
12:44And this is our playhouse.
12:47Boy, if this is the future, I'm never growing up.
12:51Let's get out of here.
12:53Certainly.
12:54Right after we have a little lunch.
12:57Lunch?
12:58Sure.
12:59Lunch in the future is lunch like you've never seen it before.
13:04May I, oh dear, sir?
13:05Yes, Rolo.
13:07The young piglet and I would like some lunch, please.
13:10Yes, sir.
13:11Young piglet?
13:17λ§λ€ED
13:21Already!
13:25Pretty romantic, isn't it?
13:30May I take your order, sir?
13:32Ah, let's see. I think I'll start out with some fried eggs.
13:37Right away, sir.
13:39What? No butterscotch garlic socks?
13:43One more, please.
13:47Ah, my favorite.
13:50Ugh, gross me out.
13:53Ah, I don't think you should have said that, Piggy.
13:56And why not?
13:58Because in this kitchen, you always get what you ask for.
14:04Yuck up a chili. I need a bath.
14:08They probably shouldn't have said that, huh?
14:13Gonzo, can't you do something?
14:16Sure. I'll order dessert. How about a nice anchovy shake?
14:20Shake?
14:22Yes, ma'am.
14:23Oh, me and my big mouth.
14:27Gonzo, mom!
14:30Right!
14:32Honey, I sure wish I knew what I was doing.
14:37Gonzo, stop this thing.
14:39I can't find the all-fun, Piggy.
14:43It's here. It's here.
14:45Where? Where?
14:49Come on, Piggy.
14:50Gonzo, I think it's here.
14:52Someone's at the door.
14:54Huh?
14:54Oh, yeah? Let's go!
14:58Hurry!
14:59Oh, no!
15:01Not again!
15:02Oh, boy!
15:04Oh, hi!
15:05Oh, hiya, Nanny!
15:08Nice day, huh?
15:10Ha-ha!
15:11Okay, kids.
15:12Back into the nursery.
15:14It's nap time.
15:15For the Nanny!
15:17Don't worry!
15:19I promise I'll let you know the minute the mail gets here.
15:23Okay, Nanny.
15:29Gosh!
15:29The playhouse sure looks scary with this flashlight.
15:33Gee, Skeeter.
15:34What if it's haunted with ghosts and stuff?
15:38Ooh, that would be neat, huh?
15:41Uh, yeah, neat.
15:43Ah!
15:44Hey, what's wrong with you guys?
15:46We're supposed to be taking a nap.
15:49We were just talking about our haunted playhouse.
15:52Haunted playhouse?
15:53That's crazy.
15:55It's a playhouse, not a haunted house.
15:59See?
16:00This house isn't haunted, Rob.
16:02Are you sure about that, Scooter?
16:05Sure, I'm sure.
16:07Come on, let's go inside.
16:10Wow, look at this place.
16:13Cool.
16:13I told you it was great.
16:18I am the ghost of Skeeter News.
16:22What's that?
16:23That?
16:23Oh, that's just Skeeter fooling around.
16:26She doesn't scare you, does she?
16:29Scare me?
16:30Heck no.
16:32I am not Skeeter.
16:34I am Skeetle Juice.
16:36This is my haunted playhouse, and I'm going to scare you away.
16:41You can't scare us, Skeetle Moose.
16:44That's juice.
16:45Skeetle Juice.
16:47Whatever.
16:48You still can't scare us, because we don't believe in you.
16:52Oh, yeah?
16:53Do you believe me?
16:54That?
16:54Yeah!
16:57I don't know, Scooter.
16:59That looks pretty scary to me.
17:01Not me.
17:02Well, how about that?
17:05Oh, yeah.
17:08Come on, Wolf.
17:09You're scared stiff.
17:11Far out.
17:12Train set.
17:15Hey, what's going on?
17:18I think we're inside the toy train.
17:22Whoa!
17:24Hey, we're moving.
17:26Yeah, and fast, too.
17:31Who's driving this thing, anyway?
17:34I am.
17:35It's a speed of hand.
17:39Uh-oh.
17:40Scooter, look.
17:41The bridge is out.
17:43And the train's headed right for it.
17:46Let's get out of here.
17:48Yeah!
17:49Whoa!
17:50Whoa!
17:53That was close.
17:55What's going on?
17:57I don't know.
17:58I...
17:59Yeah!
18:00Are you scared yet?
18:02Oh, no.
18:03It's Squiggle Moose.
18:05What?
18:05Squiggle Moose?
18:06Squiggle Moose.
18:08Who cares?
18:09Let's just get out of here.
18:10Good idea, Wolf.
18:16Whoa!
18:17Whoa!
18:19Hey, we're totally naughty, Skeeter.
18:22Yeah.
18:22What's the big idea?
18:24Skeeter thinks our playhouse is going to be haunted
18:27by some silly-looking ghost named Scrooose.
18:30Not Scrooose, Scooter.
18:32Squiggle Moose.
18:34Come on, you guys.
18:35Our playhouse won't be haunted.
18:37It's going to be a fun house, not a scary house.
18:41Hey, maybe it should be a clubhouse.
18:43A clubhouse?
18:45That's a great idea, Fozzie.
18:47Fozzie had a good idea.
18:49Yeah, it'll be great.
18:51The Fozzie Bear Club.
18:56Fozzie, dear, roll call.
18:58Call Aunt Jermaine.
19:00Skeeter!
19:00Scooter!
19:03Oh, no!
19:05Kermit!
19:06Gozo!
19:09Gosh!
19:11Piggy!
19:13Animal!
19:15Oh, great!
19:16This is awful!
19:19Meeple?
19:20Gosh!
19:21Thanks, Animal!
19:24Hey, everybody!
19:25It's time for our Fozzie Bear cartoon!
19:31Yay!
19:33Woo-hoo!
19:37Hello, everybody!
19:38Have I got some great jokes for you!
19:41Are you ready?
19:42Oh, no!
19:43Anything but Fozzie's jokes!
19:45I'm going to get out of here!
19:52I hate when this happens!
19:55Hey, where'd everybody go?
20:01Hey, do you want to hear my jokes?
20:04They're really funny!
20:06Wait, don't leave!
20:08Hey, want to see my rubber chicken?
20:10No, no, no, no, no, no!
20:13Okay, then, why does a chicken wear red suspenders?
20:27Hey, this is funny!
20:31Get me out of here!
20:43Hey, everybody! You know what time it is?
20:46Time to get a new beanie?
20:49Nope.
20:50Time to get a new movie screen?
20:52Nope.
20:53Time for today's special guest?
20:55Right!
20:56Really?
20:58Come on, let's go meet her!
21:00Come on!
21:03Come on!
21:04The mail lady is here!
21:06She brought the package!
21:08Oh, my!
21:17Uh-oh!
21:19Uh, hi, Nanny.
21:21What's new?
21:22Your package just came.
21:24Oh, that's nice.
21:26It did?
21:27It did!
21:29It's here!
21:29Finally!
21:30I can't wait to see it!
21:32Here it is.
21:33Come on, everybody!
21:34Let's take it to the nursery!
21:36Yeah!
21:37All right!
21:39All right!
21:41Okay, guys.
21:43Let's get to work.
21:44All right!
21:45Let's do it!
21:46Give me that one!
21:48Hi, kids.
21:51Hi, Nanny.
21:53That sure was a small package.
21:56I hope you kids aren't disappointed with your playhouse.
21:59Are you kidding?
22:00No way, Nanny!
22:02It's absolutely beautiful!
22:05See?
22:05Oh, my!
22:07It is beautiful!
22:09Yeah!
22:09All you need is a little imagination.
22:12Not too bad for a nickel and 25 box tops.
22:15Or Nanny.
22:17Oh, Kermit.
22:22Stop the presses!
22:24Put on the brakes!
22:25Cancel the paper and put out the cap!
22:27Cease and desist!
22:29Whatever that means!
22:31I have the greatest idea for a clubhouse!
22:34It'll be called Gunsy's Playhouse!
22:38And it'll have all kinds of weird stuff in it!
22:40Like talking furniture!
22:43Talking furniture?
22:45Don't be silly!
22:46Furniture can't talk!
22:48Why don't you try talking shoes?
22:50At least they have tongues!
22:56Talking shoes!
22:58What a great idea!
23:00Don't go!
23:01My show!
23:02Uh, don't I know that, boys?
23:04Don't go away!
23:05Can...
23:07We'll be right back!
23:09Help!
23:11Help!
23:11Help!
23:13Help!
23:13Help!
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