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00:15Watch out Frankenswine you, you little blue weirdo!
00:22Piggie, wait!
00:24Come on, Piggie. You're supposed to draw on the TV, not on Gonzo.
00:28Oh, boy!
00:42Change the sandwich wraps, Peter. It's my turn.
00:45Come on, right up, Scooby.
00:51I know. I'll draw a fish.
00:56Pretty neat, huh?
00:58If you're for a fat sleep, check this out.
01:03Huh?
01:04Hey, no fair.
01:09Sorry, Scooter.
01:11Scooter!
01:15Hey, guys. Watch me put a mustache on this little guy.
01:21Hey, come back here.
01:25Oh, yeah? I'll get you this time.
01:29I'll get him.
01:30I'll get him...
01:35Meatots. Meatots!
01:37Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah.
01:40Doggie?
01:43Huh?
01:50It must be!
01:54Having a good time, kids?
01:59Yes, Manny!
02:01Fun, Manny!
02:03Yeah, Manny!
02:04Using the sandwich wrapped to draw on the TV screen was a great idea!
02:09I'm glad you like it, Kermit!
02:11Are you lonely?
02:12Huh?
02:14Looking for that perfect friend?
02:16Then you should try Hal's Computer Friend Finder!
02:20Just send in $10 and tell us about the pal you'd like to have!
02:24And we'll find you the perfect friend!
02:27Hey, what a great idea!
02:29Yeah, I bet we could find a whole bunch of perfect new friends, huh, Manny?
02:33Well, I don't know, Fozzie.
02:35Whoa!
02:36Great idea!
02:37Let's do it!
02:38Okay!
02:40Let's go!
02:40Yeah!
02:42Listen, kids!
02:43Maybe you could...
02:44How much money do you have, Scooter?
02:47Sixteen cents!
02:48I got a nickel!
02:50I got ten!
02:52Dollars?
02:53No!
02:53Ten, please!
02:54How much is that worth?
02:56Um, not enough, Gonzo!
02:58Aww!
03:00I've got an idea, kid!
03:02You're gonna give us the $10?
03:04No!
03:05You don't need the $10, Piggy!
03:07We don't?
03:09You can use Scooter's computer!
03:11Yeah, that's right!
03:12His computer can tell us who our perfect friends are!
03:16Just like on TV!
03:17That's right, Kermit!
03:19Try it out!
03:21I'll be back in a while, and you can introduce me to your new pals!
03:25Oh, right!
03:26Who's gonna go first?
03:27I am!
03:28What?!
03:28I mean, I am going to let my sweet little piggy go first!
03:33Heh heh!
03:34Thank you, Gonzo!
03:35Okay!
03:36Just give me the facts on your perfect pal, and I'll program him into my computer!
03:41Let's see!
03:42My perfect pal would be short, green, and handsome!
03:47Oh!
03:54I can almost see himself!
03:57No!
03:58His name would be Kermit Marlowe, private eye!
04:06Hi, handsome!
04:08What?!
04:12Hi there, Piggy!
04:14What are you doing in those silly-looking clothes?
04:17They're not silly!
04:18They're grown up!
04:19Can't you tell?
04:21Um, yeah, sure!
04:23He was everything a girl could want in a prom!
04:26He was a fearless eye!
04:30He was a fearless eye!
04:31Powerful eye!
04:34Strong!
04:36Real!
04:42Yes!
04:43He was everything a girl could want in a prom!
04:50Strong!
04:52Real!
04:54Yes!
04:55He was everything a girl could want in a prom!
04:56Give me a hand!
04:57Um, uh, thanks!
05:00Um, what can I do for you, ma'am?
05:02Um, well, I'm looking for... excitement and romance!
05:07Relax!
05:08Relax!
05:09Your search is over!
05:10I know!
05:11Huh?
05:13Yep!
05:14I found them this morning!
05:15Excitement and romance!
05:17You did say you were looking for them, didn't you?
05:19Oh!
05:20Get out of my imagination!
05:22Okay!
05:24Okay!
05:24Sorry!
05:25Not you!
05:27The dogs!
05:32Um, Kermit, you are the excitement and romance that I'm looking for!
05:38Huh?
05:39I am?
05:40And so, after imagining a green frog with bigger brains, we headed across town.
05:47Suddenly, the sharks rang out in the night!
05:49What's going on?
05:51Oh, nothing!
05:52That's just Animal and his gang!
05:54Trying to get my billion dollar inheritance!
05:57What?
05:59Who?
06:00Frog or else?
06:01You've got to get me out of here, Kermit!
06:04Step on it!
06:05I can't step on it!
06:06My feet don't reach the pedals!
06:09How was I supposed to know he was a foot short of perfect?
06:12I decided I'd have to use my imagination to help him reach both pedals!
06:18Oh, thanks!
06:19That's much better!
06:21Okay, hang on!
06:22I'm sorry!
06:23I'm sorry!
06:33No!
06:34No, no!
06:39No!
06:40No!
06:40No!
06:40Oh, Kirby!
06:41You saved me!
06:42How can I ever repay you?
06:44Um, well, uh, I think two bucks for gas ought to cover it.
06:49Cool!
06:51Cramat!
06:51I'm shaking thought.
06:53Let's just call it even.
06:54Keep the money.
06:57Cool!
06:59Come back here, you!
07:01Ah!
07:06Why can't you be more romantic?
07:09Because I'm not perfect, Piggy.
07:12I'm just a frog.
07:13Who wants to go next?
07:15I will.
07:16My perfect friend would be a very funny comedian.
07:20Like me.
07:22Look, Fozzie.
07:24Gee!
07:28Hey, you're Charlie Chaplin, aren't you?
07:31You're one of my all-time favorite comedians.
07:34Wanna be my friend?
07:40I love the way he walks.
07:44Whoa!
07:45Ooh!
08:03Hey!
08:04Hey!
08:04I'm getting kind of hungry, Charlie.
08:06You got anything to eat?
08:09Oh, I get it.
08:11Filet of soul.
08:13What a great joke, Charlie.
08:15Ha-ha-ha.
08:17Oh, I know just how it feels, Charlie.
08:20Whenever I tell a bad joke, I get hit with tomatoes.
08:25Sorry.
08:26I didn't mean your joke was bad, but maybe I could lend you some of my jokes.
08:31How about this one?
08:33What do you call a guy with a chicken on his head?
08:40A feather brain.
08:42Oh, I guess you heard that one.
08:46Wait a minute.
08:47I got a joke I know you'll just laugh.
08:50What did the seven dwarfs say when someone asked them what color snow was?
08:56Give up?
08:57They said, isn't snow white?
08:59Get it?
09:00Seven dwarfs?
09:02Snow white?
09:03Waka, waka, waka.
09:05Whoa!
09:08There's nothing worse than frozen tomatoes.
09:11What the?
09:12What the?
09:13Hey!
09:17Oh, no!
09:21Whoa!
09:22Ouch!
09:23Oh, my gosh.
09:26I don't know if this perfect friend business is such a good idea.
09:29Good idea!
09:32Whoa!
09:33Animal?
09:34Meadron!
09:35Meadron!
09:36Animal?
09:37Cut that out!
09:38Best friend noisy!
09:41Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah!
09:43You'll break the computer!
09:45Stop!
09:46Best friend wild!
09:50Slimy!
09:51Crazy!
09:57Oh, no!
09:59Oh, no!
10:02Friend!
10:03Friend!
10:05Friend!
10:06Friend!
10:08Friend!
10:11Friend!
10:14Friend!
10:15Friend!
10:15It's coming to get us!
10:18Get me out of here!
10:23Friend!
10:24Friend!
10:32It's coming to get us!
10:36Monster!
10:40Monster!
10:41Oh, no!
10:43Monster!
10:45Monster!
10:49Friend!Οgμ
10:51heeaur! Dong! Ojai!
10:56ΠΊΠ°ΠΆΠ΄oney!
11:01Hey! Oh,
11:02no! Monster!
11:03Monster!
11:03He's running to murder me!
11:06Jump rope!
11:10Jump rope!
11:15No animal! Not jump rope!
11:18Jump rope!
11:24Get out of here!
11:29What's all the racket in there?
11:33No!
11:36Hey, monster!
11:38You're gonna get us in trouble!
11:40Go home!
11:42No!
11:44I've got it!
11:49No!
11:56Dad!
11:57Friends go bye-bye!
12:00Is everything all right in here?
12:02Yes, Annie!
12:04Well, try to keep the noise down, okay?
12:07You almost got us in big trouble, animal!
12:11Sorry!
12:12I don't know about you guys, but I know exactly what makes a perfect friend!
12:17The perfect friend must be very intelligent, mathematical in thinking, and have tons of information at his fingertips!
12:27What happened? The screen went blank!
12:30I don't understand it!
12:33I entered all the right stuff!
12:35I entered all the right stuff!
12:36Hey!
12:37Who are you?
12:39I'm Pal, your perfect friend!
12:42You programmed me yourself!
12:44I did?
12:45I mean...
12:46Yeah!
12:47I did!
12:47I can play any game, answer any question!
12:51Why, I can do just about anything!
12:54I'm perfect!
12:56Listen, pal!
12:57How about a game of tic-tac-toe?
12:58My pleasure, friend!
13:01You go first!
13:03Uh, okay!
13:06Hey!
13:07You lose!
13:09But I didn't even play!
13:11Yes, but knowing you as I do, I predicted every one of your moves, and placed my O's accordingly.
13:19You lose!
13:20That's no fun!
13:22Hmm...
13:23I know!
13:24Let's put together a jigsaw puzzle!
13:30It's always best to put the borders together first!
13:33Don't bother!
13:34I've already solved the puzzle!
13:36What?
13:37Watch!
13:43Aw, that's no fair!
13:45I didn't even get a chance to find one piece!
13:48Why don't we forget about games, and go to a party?
13:52Gosh!
13:53I didn't know computers like parties!
13:56Sure!
13:57Come on, friend!
13:58Okay, pal!
14:02Huh?
14:03Great party!
14:05Hey, friend!
14:06Yay!
14:07What a party!
14:08How about a bite to eat?
14:10I'll have a bit!
14:11Computer, pals!
14:13Fooey!
14:15Well, I don't need a stupid computer to find my perfect friend!
14:19I could use my imagination!
14:21My perfect friend would be very athletic!
14:25Tall!
14:26Muscular!
14:30Wow!
14:31A person could really get in shape here!
14:34Yeah!
14:34I could build muscles on my nose!
14:37Hinkum!
14:38Hinkum!
14:39Hinkum!
14:40Hinkum!
14:41Hinkum!
14:41Hinkum!
14:42Well, let's see!
14:46There he is!
14:48My perfect friend!
14:50Say!
14:51Aren't you Arnold Shorts and Hopper?
14:54I mean, Sheep and Hutter?
14:57Shorts and Sniffer?
14:58Yeah, that's right!
15:00Are you ready for your workout?
15:02Sure we are!
15:03Let's go!
15:04Yeah!
15:07First, we'll do some chin-ups!
15:16I can't reach!
15:18Don't worry!
15:19I'll fix it!
15:21Up!
15:21Down!
15:22Up!
15:23Down!
15:23Down!
15:23Down!
15:24Here you go!
15:27Down!
15:29Down!
15:29Down!
15:30Down!
15:31Down!
15:32Now it's barbell time!
15:36But...
15:37We haven't even finished chin-uping yet!
15:40No!
15:42Ow!
15:42Ow!
15:43Ow!
15:44Ow!
15:44Boy!
15:44I'm finished!
15:46Yeah!
15:47Me too!
15:50All right!
15:51Pick up those bars and start pumping!
15:55One, two!
15:56One, two!
15:57One, two!
15:58One, two!
15:59One, two!
15:59One, two!
16:01One, two!
16:02One, two!
16:02One, two!
16:02One, two!
16:06Hey, Rolf!
16:08I bet you can't lift a dumbbell!
16:10Sure I can!
16:11Watch!
16:12Hey!
16:13What are you doing?
16:14I'm lifting a dumbbell, silly!
16:16Ow!
16:17I knew...
16:18Whoa!
16:19That...
16:20Ready, girls?
16:22Woof!
16:22No!
16:25No!
16:28No!
16:29Some friend he turned out to be, Skeeter!
16:31Some muscle men are just too interested in themselves to have fun!
16:36Yeah!
16:37I guess you're right!
16:38I don't know about you guys, but my perfect friend would be pink and sweet and...
16:46Huh?
16:48Oh, no, you don't!
16:50I'm not having anything to do with your crazy imagination, Garbo!
16:55And she'd have your blue eyes and blonde hair!
17:05Ha!
17:06A blank mind!
17:07The perfect canvas to create my perfect pig!
17:12Ha!
17:13Ha!
17:17Ha!
17:18Ha!
17:18Ha!
17:19Perfect!
17:25Who's there?
17:28It is I!
17:29Your perfect gonzy-wonzy!
17:32Gonzo darling!
17:34Would you like to come here?
17:35To bees like honey!
17:40For you, Piggy, my sweet!
17:43Why, thank you, Gonzo!
17:45Wow, Piggy!
17:47You're even more beautiful than I imagined!
17:50How's about a little peck on my nose, old pig of my dreams?
17:55Not in front of our perfect children!
17:58Woohoo!
18:00Uh...
18:00Children?
18:02Gonzo!
18:03Gonzo!
18:04Gonzo!
18:04Hey!
18:05Ha!
18:06Ha!
18:08You're tickling me!
18:10I get it!
18:11It must be your perfect friend's permit!
18:14Hi, perfect Piggy!
18:15I brought along Gonzo's perfect friends, Rolf and Fozzie!
18:19Hi, Gonzo!
18:20Hello!
18:21Hi, guys!
18:22Uh, actually, uh, Piggy and I were, uh, uh, planning on spending the afternoon by ourselves!
18:29No, we weren't, Gonzy-Wonzy!
18:32We weren't?
18:33Nope!
18:33Your perfect friends Scooter and Skeeter are coming to have lunch with us!
18:38They are?
18:39Hey!
18:40Hello!
18:41Oh, boy!
18:42I think my imagination is broken!
18:45Come on, Piggy!
18:46Let's get out of here!
18:48Well, Gonzo!
18:50You?
18:50Mmm!
18:52Perfect animal!
18:54Whaa!
18:55Whaa!
18:56Whaa!
18:57Whaa!
18:58Whaa!
18:58Whaa!
18:58Whaa!
18:58Whaa!
18:59Whaa!
19:00This is getting perfectly ridiculous!
19:03Whaa!
19:03Whaa!
19:04Whaa!
19:05We're all your perfect friends, Gonzo.
19:07But... but... but...
19:09Don't you wanna play with us?
19:11No! Go away!
19:13Gonzy-Wonzy doesn't wanna play!
19:15No! No! No!
19:17Gonzo! Snap out of this!
19:20Are you okay?
19:21You... you guys aren't my perfect friends.
19:24You're... you're... you're just a bunch of long-nosed weirdos.
19:28What are you talking about, Gonzo?
19:30Gee, I'm sorry, guys.
19:32I guess I don't know what makes a perfect pal.
19:36I guess we'll never know what makes a good friend.
19:39Wait a minute! That's it!
19:41What's it?
19:42Good friends are like good songs.
19:45They're all different, but always in harmony.
19:53You're a blue weirdo with a funny nose.
19:57And you've got fur from your head to your toes.
20:00We like it that way!
20:02Nobody's perfect!
20:06I wake up green every single day.
20:09But you're not my hero anyway.
20:12Well, I am kind of unique.
20:15Nobody's perfect!
20:19If you were just like me,
20:22think how boring life would be.
20:25For each imperfect is a little way,
20:28and that's perfectly okay.
20:30Yeah!
20:31You might think twins are exactly all right.
20:34But I love computers.
20:36And I love cybers.
20:38People are different!
20:40Nobody's perfect!
20:44Who's perfect?
20:46Who's perfect?
20:46I don't think it's me!
20:48Who's perfect?
20:49Who wants to do?
20:51Who wants to do?
20:51Who wants to do?
20:51Who wants to do?
21:05Nobody's perfect!
21:08Nobody's perfect!
21:10Nobody's perfect!
21:11Come on, Rolls!
21:15Well...
21:16Nobody's perfect.
21:19Well, that settles it, then. There's no such thing as a perfect friend.
21:24Of course there is. We're all perfect friends, Piggy.
21:28You're right, Kermy.
21:37Whoa! I don't believe it. Piggy hugged me.
21:42Gosh, maybe you and I are perfect friends, Skeeter.
21:45Of course we are, Skeeter. We're twins.
21:49Gee, Ralph. Between your music and my jokes, we've got a lot in common.
21:55Yeah, and fleas, too.
21:57Huh? Oh.
22:02Pogged. Pogged.
22:08Pogged.
22:10Thank you, Animal.
22:10Well, Kit, it looks like you've found your perfect friends, after all.
22:15Uh-huh.
22:17Yeah. They were right under our noses all along, Nanny.
22:22Gee, thanks, Gonzo.
22:29Best friend!
22:34And now, these messages.
22:37Mr. Kirby's coming out!
22:51Hey, Vern.
22:52The most fun you can ever have at a playhouse is at Pee-wee's playhouse.
22:56Take it, Garfield.
22:58It's my second favorite show.
23:00Coming up next.
23:22Personally, I never could figure out these toys that change from one thing to another.
23:27Ouch!
23:30Uh-oh.
23:32Is that so, Mr. Weirdo?
23:35Uh, Piggy, I didn't mean to.
23:38Uh.
23:40Uh-huh.
23:42Piggy!
23:43Woo-hoo-hoo!
23:45Uh-huh.
23:47The room! The room!
23:50Woo!
23:51Go, Boba!
23:53Go, Boba!
23:54Go, Boba!
23:56Go, Boba!
23:56Go, Boba!
23:56And me...
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