00:04I'll do the same for you!
00:07When your room looks kinda weird
00:10And you wish that you weren't there
00:12Just close your eyes and fix your knees
00:16And you can be every way!
00:19I'll do the same for you!
00:27I'll do the same for you!
00:36Look! A giant blue whale!
00:45Obi-Gonzo strikes again!
00:52Here comes the next load of bricks forming, Skeeter
00:55Yum yum! Come back!
00:59Thanks a lot, animal!
01:01You're welcome!
01:03Wow! This is some skyscraper, Scooter!
01:16What are you doing with all those bugs?
01:19Bugs? Ew!
01:22Yuck! Where?
01:24Right here!
01:25Those aren't bugs, silly!
01:27Those are plastic building blocks!
01:30That's what you think!
01:31They're little space bugs from the planet Kakarotcha!
01:35You're a crab!
01:36Oh yeah? Tell her that!
01:40You're a crab!
01:42It's Japanese!
01:42Whoa!
01:46Whoa!
01:47Yuck!
01:48Oh!
01:50Oh!
01:52Yuck!
01:53Tick
01:54Come on you children!
01:55I told you never to play on Earth!
02:00Come on little bugs!
02:02I'm taking you home to the planet Kaka Rocha.
02:05Yeah, and when you find the planet Kaka whatever, why don't you stay there?
02:10Yeah!
02:10There you go, little flies.
02:13Mm-hmm. Nine on nine.
02:19Heart on heart.
02:21Oh, don't you just love crazy eggs, Kermit?
02:26That's not how you play crazy eggs.
02:29Of course it is, Gonzo.
02:31Uh-uh. I'll show you how to play crazy eggs.
02:43Hey, Gonzo. Long time no see. What's happening?
02:48Nothing much, Joe. Nice to see you, Louie. You're looking good, Margaret.
02:53Gonzo, who are these guys?
02:55We're crazy.
02:57And where are the eggs?
02:58We're the crazy eggs!
03:10Get up!
03:11You weirdo!
03:21Gonzo, are you all right?
03:23My face! It's... it's gone!
03:27Here, let me help you.
03:28Phew. Thanks, Kermit.
03:32Gonzo, you weird.
03:35Thanks.
03:36Can't you act normal for one second?
03:39Sure I can. Watch me.
03:45How's that?
03:46Um, that looks like normal Gonzo to me.
03:50Oh!
03:52How's everything going, kids?
03:54Fine, Nanny.
03:55Everything was going just fine, Nanny.
03:58Until Gonzo started acting weird again.
04:02Yeah, Nanny.
04:03Uh-uh. I'm not weird.
04:05I... I'm stuck.
04:07I don't know.
04:09I don't know.
04:10I don't know.
04:10I don't know.
04:12I don't know.
04:14I don't know.
04:14Thanks, Nanny.
04:15Listen, kids.
04:17Gonzo's not weird.
04:18He's just... well, different.
04:21And everyone has a right to be the way they are, don't you think?
04:25Uh-huh.
04:25Sure.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Uh, I guess so.
04:28Perhaps if you try to look at things the way Gonzo sees them, you might understand him better.
04:35Right.
04:35We'll try, Nanny.
04:37I know you will.
04:38Gosh.
04:39Why do you think you're so weird, Gonzo?
04:42Uh, gee, I don't know, Kermit.
04:45Maybe my batteries are low.
04:47Uh...
04:48No!
04:49They're okay!
04:50Weird-o!
04:52Hey, I know.
04:53Maybe if Gonzo explained what weird means to him, it wouldn't seem so weird to us.
04:58Maybe.
05:00I'll do better than explain it.
05:02I'll take you there!
05:04Huh?
05:04Good idea!
05:05Let's go!
05:08You're about to enter another dimension.
05:12A dimension of time, space, and cold form.
05:17A place where brains are left on the doorstep.
05:20A place called the Weirdo Zone.
05:25Huh?
05:25Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
05:28-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
05:29Follow me!
05:31Oh, but don't forget to wipe your feet!
05:43Where's Bill?
05:45Uh, Piggy, I wouldn't step there
05:48Why?
05:49Because you'll get wet
05:51Oh, don't be ridiculous, Gonzo
05:53There's no water
05:54I tried to warn you
06:02Okay, follow me, guys
06:05You haven't seen anything weird yet
06:13What's that place?
06:15That is Madam Mystery's palm reading room
06:29Didn't know Pons could read, did ya?
06:31That's the silliest thing I've ever seen
06:36Boy, that sure was weird
06:42That was nothing
06:43In the weirdo zone, I can see into the future
06:47That's impossible
06:48No, it isn't
06:50Come on, I'll show ya
06:53What is this?
06:56Now what?
06:56Okay, Smarty
06:58Show me what I'm going to be doing
07:00One minute from now
07:01Whatever you say, Piggy, my sweet
07:09Ow, that's disgusting
07:12I told you you couldn't see into the future
07:15I'd never kiss you like that
07:18Ever
07:19Why, I wouldn't even think of
07:21Wow
07:21Oh, gosh, Piggy
07:25I didn't know you cared
07:26I don't, Weasel Nose
07:29Oh, Piggy, don't
07:32Whoa
07:42Wow
07:42I think that pig just blew my mind
07:51Boy, Gonzo sure is weird
07:57Well, I don't know about you guys
07:59But I don't understand Gonzo any better
08:02Well, maybe we'd understand Gonzo better
08:04If we each looked for the weirdness in ourselves
08:07Well, that's a great idea
08:09It's a terrible idea
08:11Personally, I have absolutely no weirdness in me at all
08:17Uh, come on, Piggy
08:18There must be a little around here somewhere
08:21What?
08:23Maybe not
08:24Gee, do you think I might have some weirdness in me, Gonzo?
08:28I don't know
08:29Say, ah
08:30Ah
08:32Yep, there it is
08:35Gee, this is kind of weird
08:38This?
08:39This is nothing
08:40Come on
08:41I'll give you some lessons in weird
08:46Gonzo, are you okay?
08:48Sure
08:49That was the first lesson
08:50Go on, try it
08:52Uh, okay
08:54See, Gonzo
08:55I'm just not as weird as
08:57I don't get it
09:01Precisely
09:07Okay
09:08Now all you have to do is imagine somewhere crazy for us to be rowing
09:12Oh, I get it
09:13You mean like in the ocean?
09:16No, that's not weird
09:20Now this is weird
09:22See?
09:23Wow
09:24Looks like we're in a giant glass of soda
09:27Uh-oh
09:30Giant
09:30Whoa
09:31Whoa
09:33Whoa
09:33Wow
09:34That was weird
09:36And fun, too
09:37I know something that's weird
09:39Tomatoes
09:41Tomatoes?
09:42Well, not just any tomatoes
09:45What would be weird would be
09:47The attack of the silly tomatoes
09:49Huh?
09:51Huh?
09:53It was 12.15 in the big city
09:56I'm Fozzie Bear of the FBI
09:58The funny business investigation agency
10:01That's me in the car there
10:04It was an ordinary, unweird day
10:06Just like any other
10:07When suddenly
10:09We interrupt this cartoon for a special bulletin
10:12Silly tomatoes are attacking everywhere
10:14Looking for lousy comedians
10:16Whatever you do
10:17Don't tell any bad jokes like
10:19Why did the chicken cross the road
10:21To get to the other side?
10:23Whoa
10:24No
10:25No
10:25Stop
10:26I was only kidding
10:27Wait
10:27I'm not
10:28I'm not
10:28I'm not
10:28I'm not
10:29I'm not
10:30Something weird is going on
10:34It's a good thing I didn't tell a bad joke
10:36Like
10:37Why did the carpenter bring his saw to the dentist?
10:40Give up
10:41To get its teeth cleaned
10:43Cause then I
10:45Oh
10:48Oh
10:48Oh no
10:57Turn it
11:02Jim Henson's Muppet Baby
11:08We interrupt this cartoon again
11:10To bring you another urgent message
11:12The silly tomatoes are taking over the planet
11:15Chasing people from their homes
11:19Infraining the oceans
11:26Attacking the armed forces
11:33Suddenly it dawned on me
11:35I, Fozzie Bear, was the only one who could save the world
11:39I was
11:40I mean, I'm right
11:42I, I was
11:43I, I am
11:47Um
11:48Attention all you silly tomatoes out there
11:51I've called you together here
11:53Because I got a great joke to tell you
11:55What did the tomatoes say to the cheese?
11:59Give up
12:00He said
12:00Let's go out and make a pizza
12:02Get it?
12:04Waka waka waka
12:15I did it
12:18I saved the world from the silly tomatoes
12:32I think it was sick
12:34I think it was sick
12:35Gonzo's weirdness is contagious
12:36It is?
12:38Yes
12:39Oh boy
12:40Maybe a little of my weirdness could rub off on you
12:43Biggie
12:44Oh yeah?
12:45Then maybe it will wash off you
12:47Come with me, little Mr. Gonzo
12:50And I'll see if I can un-weird you
12:55First, we're going to get rid of that weird nose of yours
13:01Really?
13:02Ah
13:06There
13:07Now I'll fix this weird blue fur of yours
13:28And finally
13:30I'll fix these weird eyes of yours
13:33My eyes are putty in your hands
13:35Piggy, my sweet
13:38Woohoo
13:39There
13:44Wow
13:46Not a trace of weird left
13:50Hmm
13:51I kind of think you looked less weird before, Gonzo
13:54Tough luck, Kermit
13:56Now that I'm normal
13:57Piggy's going to like me more than you
14:00How's about planting a little kiss on my normal little nose
14:04Piggy, my petunia
14:08Whoop
14:09Buzz off, weirdo
14:18Oh well
14:19It was fun while it lasted
14:21Come on, Piggy
14:23We've got to try to understand Gonzo better
14:25I understand him perfectly
14:28He's weird
14:30Weird
14:31Weird
14:34Weird
14:35Me weird too
14:39Weird
14:43Weird
14:50Weird
14:51Weird
14:52Weird
14:59Where are we?
15:00I think we're an animal's imagination
15:02He's trying to be weird too
15:05Well, it doesn't look very weird to me
15:08Weird
15:09He's trying to be weird as fit
15:10I think it's getting weirder
15:15That's not all
15:19The kids definitely got promised
15:22A chip off the old weirdo
15:26Weirdo
15:27Weirdo
15:28Weirdo
15:30This is getting a little too weird
15:35Get me out of here
15:41Sorry
15:51That's enough, animal
15:52We know you're weird
15:54You don't have to convince us
15:55Yeah
15:56You're just as weird as Gonzo
15:58What?
15:59Yeah
16:00I guess everyone has some weirdness in them
16:05Gee, maybe my weirdness isn't so special after all
16:10This is terrible
16:17Won't someone tell me just how weird a weirdo's supposed to be
16:23I turn around and all I see are weirdos just like me
16:29If on a scale of 1 to 10
16:32I only rate a 2
16:34Then what's a semi-weirdo's supposed to do?
16:40I got my reputation as a weirdo long ago
16:46I'm used to people saying
16:49I'm the weirdest one they know
16:52But if now I'm only sort of goofy
16:55I must try something new
16:58Cause what's a semi-weirdo's supposed to do?
17:03Oh
17:07It's music to my ears
17:11Weirdo
17:12It's the sound I love to hear
17:16If everyone's a weirdo now
17:19And everyone's the same
17:21Then I know what I have to do
17:25To say my weirdo name
17:27I'll freak them out
17:29I'll blow their minds
17:31And by the time I'm through
17:35No wonder when I see the semi-weirdos that they know
17:39I'll show up what a weirdo's supposed to do
17:41Watch this
17:43Woohoo
17:48Wow
17:48Wow
17:54I think I'm even beginning to understand this weird stuff
17:58Watch this
18:10I think I'm beginning to understand you and weirdness too, Gonzo
18:15You too, Skeeter?
18:18Uh-huh
18:18Watch
18:20See?
18:25Wow
18:26That was weird
18:27Hey, Skeeter
18:28What do you say?
18:30Say, Gonzo
18:30These guys are getting too good at this
18:34Well, the rest of you may be finding your weirdness
18:38But Piggy can't
18:40Uh-uh
18:40No, sir
18:41No way
18:42We'll see about that, Mr. Gonzy-Wonzy
18:45You weren't weird?
18:47Well, actually, no
18:49I, uh
18:50I'll show you weird
18:55Ooh
18:55Ah
18:57See?
18:58I told you
18:59You couldn't be weird
19:02Nothing in this world is different
19:04That's what you think, Gonzo
19:07Everything in this world is
19:09FOOD
19:10Ha
19:11What?
19:12What?
19:12It is
19:13Uh-huh
19:14And I dream that I eat everything
19:17La-la-la-la-la-la
19:19La-la-la-la-la-la
19:30La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
19:34-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
19:49-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
19:51-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
19:51-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
19:51-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
19:51Yum! Chocolate chip!
19:55Huh? Uh-oh!
19:59Yay! Oh, no!
20:01And a tidal wave of better scotch!
20:06No!
20:14Yippeey! Skippy!
20:18Wow! This is almost too weird even for me!
20:30Kermit! Kermit!
20:33At least I know that you're not weird.
20:36Well, everybody has a little bit of weird in them, Gonzo.
20:40Even you?
20:41Well, yeah. Wait a minute and I'll show you.
20:45Huh? What's so weird about that?
20:49Huh? Kermit! Where are you?
21:00How's that, Gonzo? Weird enough for you?
21:02Okay! That's it! I quit! I quit! I quit! I don't wanna be weird anymore!
21:08I'm gonna be totally normal! Weirdness is scary!
21:12Gosh! I didn't mean to scare you, Gonzo! You can't help being weird!
21:17Yeah! Don't change!
21:19Be yourself!
21:20Stay weird!
21:21I don't wanna be weird!
21:23I don't wanna be me anymore! I wanna be somebody else!
21:25Honest!
21:27Hi, kids!
21:28Hi, Nanny!
21:30Hi, Nanny!
21:30Well, do you think you understand Gonzo any better now?
21:33We sure do, Nanny!
21:35Uh-huh! And we learn that being weird can be fun!
21:38Yeah!
21:39And we learn that everybody has a little bit of weirdness in them somewhere!
21:43Right, Gonzo?
21:44Everybody but me! I'll never be weird again!
21:48I can't take it!
21:49Nope! I'm totally normal!
21:52See?
21:53Oh, Gonzo! That isn't you!
21:56Yeah, come on, Gonzo! Just be yourself!
22:00Weirdo!
22:11No! I think I've lost my touch!
22:19See?
22:28See? You haven't lost your touch!
22:31Oh, yuck!
22:33That's gross!
22:36That was amazing, Gonzo!
22:41Personally, I'm kinda glad they talked me out of being normal!
22:49Aren't you?
23:04Hi! I'm Stick Stickly, the host of Nick in the Afternoon!
23:07Did I mention that I'm a stick?
23:09Yeah!
23:10Anywho, tune in to Nick in the Afternoon!
23:13It should be, well, interesting!
23:15Today at 3 o'clock, 2 Central!
23:17Only on Nick!
23:18Oh, simmer down!
23:19Oh, stay tuned!
23:21For Elven and the Chipmunk!
23:24Nick!
23:24On Nickelodeon!
23:35Hello!
23:36When I'm out of the nursery acting perfectly normal, people don't recognize me!
23:42That's why I carry the Weirdo Express Card!
23:48Don't leave your brains at home without it!
23:55Don't leave your brains at home without it!
23:56Oh, bye-bye!
23:57Yeah!
23:58Ya-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
24:01Yeah!
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