00:01Puppet Babies
00:02We never change the truth
00:06Puppet Babies
00:08We'll do the same for you
00:10When you're all what's kinda weird
00:14And you wish that you were there
00:16Just close your eyes and make believe
00:19That you can be anywhere
00:24Puppet Babies
00:43The First National Muppet Bank is now open for business
00:47Good afternoon, Skeeter
00:49Would you please go into the vault
00:51And get me my most precious valuables?
00:54I'll get them
00:56And don't let anything happen to them
01:00Don't you worry none, Piggy
01:02Sheriff Kerman is guarding this bank
01:04Sixteen left, twenty-one right
01:08Fourteen left, seven right, twenty-nine left
01:18You never can be too careful when you're a make-believe banker
01:21Here you are, Piggy
01:23Careful!
01:25That's worth millions
01:31Thank you
01:34I want to deposit this bone into my account
01:37Sure thing, Wolf
01:39Say, how much have I saved so far?
01:42Let me see
01:43You got three bones, two sticks, nine fleas and a shoe
01:49Oh, bones and fleas, how worth this
01:53Are you kidding?
01:54The only animal richer than me is Morris the Cat
01:57All right, you guys
01:58This is a stick-up
02:00Put your hands up and give me all your loot
02:03Ha!
02:04You'll never get away with this
02:06Sheriff Kermit will stop you
02:08That's what you think
02:10Nobody catches the lone weirdo
02:13Hi-ho, animal!
02:16Away!
02:17Me, Horsey
02:21Horsey, away!
02:22I'll take care of everything
02:29How embarrassing
02:33Sometimes I put a little too much frog in my hut
02:36Giddy-up, animal!
02:37The sheriff's hot on her tail
02:39Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up
02:43I'll cut him off at the pass
02:48That wasn't the kind of pass I had in mind
02:51That's more like it
02:53All right, little weirdo
02:55You're going to jail
02:57You'll have to blow me away first
03:00Oh, be careful, Sheriff Kermit
03:02The lone weirdo
03:09Oh no, I'm hit
03:11They don't call me the fastest gum in the west for nothing, you know
03:18Here you are, ma'am
03:19Oh, thank you, Sheriff Kermit
03:22Here's a cupcake for your reward
03:24Thank you, P.E.
03:27I blow a neat bubble
03:28But I'm real messy with icing
03:32Hi, kids
03:33Hi, Daddy
03:34Guess what?
03:36What?
03:37Kermit's an uncle
03:39His?
03:40I am
03:41I thought he was the sheriff
03:42I thought he was a frog
03:44I want you all to meet Kermit's new nephew, Robin
03:48Oh!
03:51Gosh, he looks just like I did when I was a little tadpole
03:55Take some time and get to know him
03:57I'll be back in a little while
03:58But be sure and take good care of him
04:01He's very young and very delicate
04:03And very yucky
04:05And very yucky
04:06Yeah, and very pitiful
04:07He doesn't even have any hind legs
04:10Oh, yucky!
04:13Shush!
04:14He is not yucky
04:15He's adorable
04:18Just like his Uncle Kermit
04:21Uncle Kermit
04:22Uncle Kermit?
04:23I never asked to be an uncle
04:25Kermit?
04:26Nobody asks to be an uncle
04:28Your big sister had babies
04:30That makes you an uncle
04:32And the babies are your nieces and nephews
04:35Oh, that's different
04:36Hello there, little nephew Robin
04:39I'm your Uncle Kermit
04:41Boy, what a big frog
04:43I wonder if I will look like that when I grow up
04:46Ew! What's that?
04:49It looks like a blue banana with eyeballs
04:52Ah, he's just a baby
04:55I bet we can't even play with him without breaking him
04:58I wonder what he's thinking
05:00He can't think
05:02He's too young
05:03Huh? A two-headed monster
05:06I wonder what it's thinking
05:08It probably wants to eat me
05:11I know, Kermit
05:13Your nephew Robin would probably love to hear one of my funny jokes
05:17I don't think you'll understand your jokes, Fuzzy
05:19But then none of us ever do either
05:21So, go ahead
05:22He's one you'll just love, Robin
05:25Why are fish so smart?
05:28Give up?
05:29Cause they swim in schools
05:31Get it?
05:34Oh, yuck!
05:36No, no, Robin
05:38You shouldn't spit water when Fuzzy tells you a joke
05:41No matter how bad it is
05:43Ahhhh
05:46Poor little Robin
05:48Did Kermie Wormie scare you?
05:54One day you and I might have a little tadpole of our own
05:57Wouldn't that be nice, Kermit?
05:59Uh, gee, I, uh...
06:02Wouldn't it?
06:03Right
06:03Sure, Piggy
06:04And we can rock our little pollywog
06:07And tell you sweet stories like Piggy in Wonderland
06:11You mean Alice in Wonderland, don't you?
06:14If I meant Alice, I would have said Alice, you nerd
06:18Oh, she called me a nerd
06:22Oh, next thing you know I'll be the nerd of her dreams
06:26That blue one is weird
06:29Now, where was I?
06:31Oh, yes, Piggy in Wonderland
06:36You look at the pictures, Robin
06:39Where I tell you the story
06:42Piggy was looking at a picture book
06:45When all of a sudden
06:46A little tadpole popped up out of the river
06:50Oh, my!
06:57Oh, my goodness
06:59That little tadpole wants me to follow him
07:05And so, Piggy followed the little tadpole down its tadpole hole
07:11Oh, I'm falling!
07:14Hold everything
07:16Oh, yeah
07:17You're not telling the story right, Piggy
07:20The pictures show Alice chasing a white rabbit down a rabbit hole
07:24Not a tadpole hole
07:26I say it's a tadpole
07:29And he went down a tadpole hole
07:31And if you don't want to wind up stuffed in a weirdo hole
07:34You better keep quiet
07:35Good point
07:37I wish they'd stop biting and get back to the story
07:41Where was I?
07:42Oh, yeah, Piggy was falling down the tadpole hole
07:45Oh, dear! How will I ever slow down?
07:57Oh, dear!
07:58Oh, dear!
07:59Oh, dear!
07:59Oh, dear!
08:00Oh, dear!
08:01Oh, dear!
08:02Oh, dear!
08:02Wait for me!
08:04He must have gone into one of these doors
08:07Are you sure it was a tadpole hole?
08:21Oh, dear!
08:22Oh, dear!
08:22Oh, dear!
08:22How will I ever get through that little door?
08:25With this!
08:26A shoehorn?
08:27Nope!
08:28A pig horn!
08:29What?
08:30What?
08:35Oh!
08:37Oh!
08:40I wonder where we are now!
08:44You're in the funny farm!
08:46Oh!
08:47Oh!
08:48Oh!
08:48Oh!
08:48Oh!
08:49Oh!
08:51Oh!
08:52Oh!
08:54Oh!
09:05Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:15Oh!
09:16Oh!
09:17You kids like my jokes, don't you?
09:19Wow!
09:21Nobody's forcing you to watch, you know?
09:23And so, Piggy and the little tadpole
09:26continued their wonderful journey through Wonderland.
09:30Hey, what happened to Wonderland?
09:33Uh, I think you forgot to turn the page, Piggy.
09:36Oh, eh-he-he-he, thank you.
09:42Who are you?
09:43I'm Skeeter D.
09:45And I'm Scooter Dumb.
09:46Wait a minute.
09:47I'm not dumb.
09:48I must be Scooter D.
09:50And you must be Skeeter Dumb.
09:52No way.
09:53You're dumb.
09:54No, I'm not.
09:54I'm smart.
09:56Who's talking about brains?
09:59I'm talking about your name, dummy.
10:02Oh, so now I'm Scooter Dummy.
10:05Why don't you make up your mind, Skeeter Dizzy?
10:11Skeeter Dizzy, am I?
10:18Well, you're a Scooter Nerdy.
10:21Then why don't you go play with someone else, Skeeter Cheater?
10:26Why don't you go clean a drain, Scooter Reuter?
10:30Skeeter Bug Eater?
10:33That's better.
10:34Gee, if this is why it's right to grow up, I don't know if I want to.
10:40Now, where was I?
10:42Oh, yes.
10:43As Piggy and the little tadpole moved through the strange land, it wasn't long before they
10:50came upon a strange white wall.
10:53I wonder what this is.
10:57What does it look like?
11:00It's a piano.
11:02Oh, and you must be Humpty Dumpty.
11:05Nope.
11:06Rolfy Wolfy's the name.
11:08Music's my game.
11:09Only I haven't been able to play since I caught this terrible cold.
11:13Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh-oh.
11:16Here it comes again.
11:19Rolfy Wolfy sat on the keys.
11:21Rolfy Wolfy made a great sneeze-
11:24He's looting!
11:29Rolfy Wolfy's the name.
11:33Rolfy Wolfy made a great sneeze-
11:34Rolfy Wolfy made a great sneeze-
11:37Rolfy Wolf made a great sneeze-
11:38Is that set?
11:42Nah, this'll fix it.
11:51Oh, dear. This fairy tale is getting out of hand.
12:02Help! That monster's got Robin!
12:13Muppet Babies will return after these messages to the Muppet Babies.
12:18Yeah!
12:23Unhand him, you tamponepper!
12:27Oh, no. Animal's got Robin.
12:30We gotta get him back before he gets hurt.
12:39Animal, come down here.
12:41Please, Animal. Don't hurt Robin. He's only a baby.
12:45Remember what Manny said? He's real delicate.
12:49Hello.
12:51Oh, yeah.
12:59Funny.
13:03I don't believe it.
13:06Hey, they like each other.
13:07Kermit, it's too dangerous for your little nephew way up on that high shelf.
13:13You tell Animal to bring him down this minute.
13:15Oh, gosh, Piggy. Some frogs are right at home in high places.
13:19Haven't you ever heard of tree frogs?
13:22Kermit, sweetie.
13:23I'm not talking about tree frogs. I'm talking about Robin.
13:27Catch my drift.
13:28I'll get him right down.
13:29Okay, Animal. The fun's over. Bring Robin down here this minute.
13:34Okay.
13:36Yeah.
13:37No!
13:39No!
13:39Yarrie!
13:48You don't say.
13:50Let me have him, Konzo.
13:53Gosh, Piggy. Can I hold your nose, too?
13:57Nobody touches my nose, but Kermit.
14:01Kermit.
14:02Hi-yah!
14:04Yarrie!
14:08Isn't she wonderful?
14:11Are you okay?
14:13I'm totally okay.
14:16Gee, he smiles just like me, doesn't he?
14:20I'll bet he kisses like you, too, Kermie.
14:24Mwah!
14:25Oh, no! Yuck!
14:31Watch this, Robin.
14:34Hey, that's real good, Skeeter.
14:36Now, see if you can do it, Robin.
14:43Say, if you can do a headstand, maybe you can play music, too.
14:51That's right. And they're all different, see?
14:55Oh, there you go!
14:57Oh, there you go!
15:00Oh, well. Not every fry can be a great piano player.
15:04Don't discourage him, Fozzy. He's only a baby.
15:08Piggy's right. If Robin practices, he could grow up to be good on any instrument he chooses.
15:13Right. Listen to this, Robin.
15:18Cha-Cha-Cha!
15:20Cha-Cha-Cha!
15:23If you wanna learn to play like me,
15:26Here's the secret, here's the key,
15:29I'm gonna give you our philosophy.
15:32Come and listen to our songs.
15:35Practice makes perfect
15:37Morning and night
15:39Practice makes perfect
15:41You'll get it right
15:42Then one day we know you'll play it
15:46Perfect
15:47Perfect
15:48They cope and keep the bronze and box
15:52You know they practice around the clock
15:56Party night you play a country or rock
15:59Come and listen to our song
16:01Hello
16:02Practice makes perfect
16:04Ah yeah
16:05Practice makes perfect
16:07And one day we know you'll play it
16:13Perfect
16:16Don't make me pass a lot to go
16:20It's important to know
16:22Don't be afraid to make mistakes
16:26You've got what it takes
16:29Practice makes perfect
16:32Practice makes perfect
16:36Over and over and over and over and over and over till it's perfect
16:41Perfect
16:42Over and over and over and over and over till it's perfect
16:49Yay!
16:51Thank you!
16:52Thank you!
16:53You know what?
16:54I bet Manny wouldn't be too happy if she found out we took Robin out of his bowl
16:59Let's make sure she doesn't
17:01Right
17:01We better get him back
17:04Hurry!
17:05Where'd he go?
17:07There he is!
17:08Yeah!
17:10He's slippery!
17:11He's getting away
17:12He's in the toy drawer
17:14Get him!
17:24There he is!
17:27Come on out Robin!
17:29It's time to go back in your bowl
17:31Come out, come out
17:33Whatever you are
17:35There he is!
17:37There he is!
17:37Opener!
17:38He crawled right into the picture book!
17:42Oh no!
17:43That book is 20,000 leagues under the sea!
17:47Gee!
17:47A story about an underwater bowling alley?
17:50A story?
17:50A story?
17:53Come on Fuzzy
17:54How are we going to get him out of there?
17:56We'll do what we always do
17:58We'll use our imaginations
18:01Row!
18:02Row!
18:03Make the boat go!
18:05Row!
18:06Row!
18:07Make the boat go!
18:09Gee!
18:10You know, no matter how many times we do this
18:13It always amazes me
18:16Little Robin has to be around here somewhere
18:19Tidpole hole!
18:21I'm going to open it all in
18:23Hello!
18:26He went underwater!
18:28We'll never get him now!
18:30Sure we will!
18:31Look!
18:32Why do I get the feeling these things were not designed for weirdos with long noses?
18:39Never mind that! Put a shell on your head!
18:42Boy! This thing's shell is tight!
18:48Wow!
18:49Okay guys!
18:50Let's go!
18:52Hold it!
18:53Women and weirdos first!
19:00Yoohoo! Robin!
19:02Where are you?
19:03Here boy!
19:05Gee!
19:05He's gotta be around here somewhere
19:07Look!
19:08A submarine!
19:09Robin wouldn't be in there!
19:12Would he?
19:13It looks creepy to me!
19:15Creepy!
19:21Uh oh!
19:22It spotted us!
19:23And it's coming this way!
19:25Let's get out of here!
19:37Nooo!
19:38Let's go!
19:47Yoohoo! Anybody here?
19:50Let's check in there!
19:51Do we have to?
19:52I'm not going in there.
19:54Listen, Kermit's the leader, and when he says we go, we go.
19:58Go ahead, Kermit.
20:01Yeah, right.
20:04I love it when he's tough like that.
20:14Excuse me.
20:16What are you doing here?
20:18Us?
20:19Go on.
20:20Tell him, Kermit.
20:21You're the leader.
20:23I am?
20:24Oh, yeah.
20:25We're looking for my nephew, Robin.
20:28I mean, Robin.
20:30Well, you needn't look any further.
20:32You mean, he's here?
20:34No.
20:35I mean, you'll never leave this ship again.
20:38Oh.
20:39We're going on a long voyage.
20:42Where exactly are we going, sir?
20:45Why, 20,000 leagues under the sea, of course.
20:48Oh, you're starting a bowling league, too, huh?
20:51Come on.
20:52We've got to get out of here.
20:57Unbelievable, isn't it?
20:58This must be the way out.
21:03Wrong again.
21:08Nope.
21:09That won't help either.
21:10What was that, Gunjo?
21:12Oh, just a little pink submarine we could escape in.
21:15What?
21:16Let's go.
21:17Come on.
21:18Come on.
21:24I feel so good, I could even stand one of Fuzzy's jokes.
21:28Hey, guys.
21:29What has eight arms and lives at the bottom of the ocean?
21:32I don't know, Fuzzy.
21:33What?
21:33I don't know, either, but it sure got big eyeballs.
21:36Ah!
21:37Pop-up!
21:38Yeah!
21:39Yeah!
21:43It's got me!
21:44Don't let your imagination get the best of you, Scooter.
21:48What about Robin?
21:51Owie!
21:52Gee, how'd you do that, Skeeter?
21:54Easy as pie.
21:56Oh.
21:57And just in time.
21:59Hello, Nanny.
22:01Well, I hope you all got to know Robin.
22:05Oh, we got to know him, Nanny.
22:08Real well.
22:09Bye-bye, Nanny.
22:11Oh, will you open your bye-bye?
22:13You know, kids, next time Robin comes over, he should be big enough to come out of his bowl and
22:19play.
22:20Oh, boy.
22:21The next time he comes over, we're gonna be in deep trouble, Uncle Kermit.
22:26Gosh, relatives.
22:30Oh, gee.
22:33And now, these messages.
22:36You're the Muppets!
22:37Baby, you're random.
22:41Bye-bye.
22:42Bye!
22:43Bye-bye.
22:47Bit bi estud soon.
22:50Bye-bye.
22:53Bye-bye.
22:58Bye-bye.
22:58Bye-bye.
23:00Bye-bye.
23:01Bye-bye.
23:02Bye-bye.
23:03Bye-bye.
23:04Bye-bye.
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