00:04You're weird and you wish that you weren't there
00:08Just close your eyes and fix my knees
00:11And you can be everywhere
00:14You're weird
00:18Baby
00:19Baby
00:20Baby
00:31Baby
00:32Oh, Kumi, aren't kind of those exciting?
00:34They sure are, Pee-Bee
00:36Maybe you could play a game and win me a prize
00:39Huh?
00:40Well, uh...
00:41Please, Kumi
00:43Okay
00:44Hey, hey, hey, hey, toss a ring around the weirdo's nose and win a prize
00:49Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:50Oh, goody, Kermit
00:52This looks easy
00:53Oh, boy, Rolf
00:55I think we got a couple of customers
00:57What do you say, Kermit?
00:58Step right up and try your luck
01:00Uh, okay
01:01Uh, here's my ticket, Rolf
01:05Drum roll, please, Animal
01:07Okay
01:13Drum roll
01:17Oh, brother
01:18Okay
01:19Here goes
01:21We have a winner
01:38Eerie
01:39We do
01:41I won
01:42Yippie, skippie
01:44Kermit won me a prize
01:45What do I get, Rolf?
01:47Huh?
01:48You know
01:49What's my prize?
01:51Well, uh, gee, uh, well
01:54Uh, what Rolf means is
01:56You get a kiss from me
01:58Hey, piggy, my sweet
02:02Gonzo
02:06Hey, come on
02:11Let's try another game, Kermit
02:13Oh, whoa
02:15She tied my nose
02:17I think this means we're engaged
02:20He-he-he-he
02:21Here-he-he
02:22Here-he-he
02:23Ouch
02:24I hear you
02:25I hear you
02:26Sorry
02:27Uh, come on
02:28Come on
02:29Two Skeeter and Scooters
02:31Hit the bear with a tomato boot
02:33How about it, Kermit?
02:34You want to try?
02:36All you have to do is hit Fozzie with a tomato
02:38And you win a prize
02:40Oh, please, Kermit
02:41Win me a prize
02:43Gee, piggy
02:44I don't want to throw a tomato at Fozzie
02:47He's my best friend
02:48Oh, we worked it out
02:50So you'll want to throw a tomato at him
02:52I will?
02:53Sure
02:54Hmm
02:55Well, okay
02:57Here's my ticket
03:01And here's Fozzie
03:05Fozzie, Fozzie, Fozzie, Fozzie, Fozzie
03:07Thank you, animal
03:09Okay
03:09Have I got some great jokes for you
03:12You know what you get when you cross a chicken with peanut butter?
03:15You get a chicken that sticks to the roof of your mouth
03:18Pretty funny, huh?
03:19Waka, waka, waka
03:23You see?
03:25Yeah
03:25Now don't you want to throw a tomato at Fozzie?
03:28Oh, I don't know
03:29I don't think that was such a bad joke
03:32Okay
03:32How about this one?
03:34Why did the apple kiss the banana?
03:37Because it had a peel
03:38Get it?
03:39A peel?
03:40A banana has a peel
03:41Waka, waka
03:44Bad joke
03:48Yuck
03:49Go ahead, Kermit
03:50Hit him with a tomato
03:53I can't do it
03:54Even if Fozzie tells the worst jokes in the world
03:58He's still my friend
04:00Hey, you guys must have liked my jokes
04:02Nobody threw a tomato at me
04:04Fozzie?
04:05Waka, waka, waka
04:07Yeah
04:08Yippee skimpy
04:09Kermit hit Fozzie with a tomato
04:11I win a prize
04:13No way, Piggy
04:15You're supposed to throw the tomato at the bear
04:17Not throw the bear at the tomato
04:20Hmm
04:21Well, Kermit
04:22Well, Kermit
04:23Now what are you going to do?
04:24You said you'd win me a prize
04:26Well, um
04:28Let's try another game, Piggy
04:30Win a prize!
04:31Win a prize!
04:32Hey, look
04:33Animal has a game
04:35What?
04:36Don't be ridiculous
04:38Animal's too young to make up his own game
04:41Give him a chance, Piggy
04:43Well, how does it work, Animal?
04:46There's more money
04:50But Animal, there's nothing in here
04:53Except stuff Nanny was throwing away
04:55That's okay, Piggy
04:57We'll pretend they're great prizes
04:59Here, Animal
05:00I'll take a turn
05:01Thank you
05:02This is silly, Kermit
05:04There's nothing but old junk
05:06Hey, look
05:07I got something
05:13It's just garbage, Kermit
05:15Throw it away
05:17No, Piggy, wait
05:18Don't throw that away
05:19Yeah, don't throw that away
05:22Why not, Gonzo?
05:24Well, because
05:27Why not, Rolf?
05:29Because it might be a magic lamp
05:30Yeah, it might be a magic lamp
05:33What is a magic lamp, Rolf?
05:36You know, the kind you rub and a magic genie comes out
05:39See?
05:41Wow!
05:43Hey, I've heard about genies
05:45They make wishes come true
05:46Gee, I wonder if there's a magic genie in this lamp
05:50Not that kind of lamp, Fozzie
05:52It's gotta be the kind Kermit has
05:55Oh, I knew that
05:56Hey, let's rub the lamp and see if there is a genie inside
06:00That's a great idea, Kermit
06:02In the story, when you rub the lamp, the genie's supposed to grant you one wish
06:07Oh, gee
06:08Just one?
06:10Uh-huh
06:11Okay, I'll go first
06:14Oh, magic genie
06:17Yes?
06:19Animal?
06:20You're the genie?
06:22Make wish, make wish
06:24Oh, okay
06:27I wish to travel around the world in a big, beautiful boat
06:32Okey-dokey
06:36Alakabar
06:39Animal?
06:45You call that a big, beautiful boat?
06:48Sorry
06:51Alakabar
06:52Oh, looky, looky, that's better
06:55How do you like my wish so far, Kermit?
06:58Um, it's real nice, Piggy
07:00Thank you
07:01Oh, look
07:02There's our next stop, Kermit
07:04Doesn't it look romantic?
07:07Yeah, I guess so
07:11Prepare to dock, first mate, Fozzie
07:14Yes, sir, Captain Ruff
07:16Steer the ship to the dock
07:1847 degrees off the starboard bow
07:20Is that this way?
07:22Uh, that way
07:23All right
07:24Uh, oh, well
07:27Yay!
07:29Whoa, whoa, whoa
07:31Oh, I think your wish just took a wrong turn
07:45That's because Bobby's driving
07:56Captain Ruff, what should we do now?
07:59Uh, I know
08:00Try to find a parking space
08:02Good idea
08:04There's one
08:15Hey, can you read the sign?
08:17No boat parking
08:20Okay, guys
08:22Take her away
08:23You got it, Skeeter
08:25What?
08:30Skeeter, you ruined my wish
08:36This guy's ridiculous
08:40You couldn't say that again
08:42Yeah, this couch weighs as much as an ocean liner
08:47I think Piggy must be dragging her anchor
08:50Oh, what?
08:53Anchor this bazooka beak
08:58Boy, boat owners can certainly be touchy
09:03Here, Kermit, now you make a wish
09:06Hmm, well
09:07Gee, I don't know, Piggy
09:09I'm not sure what to wish for
09:11Oh, Kermit, just wish for anything
09:13Like a wedding ring for moi
09:16Huh?
09:17Or some musical instruments
09:20Or a computer
09:21Or some remote-controlled socks
09:24Huh?
09:26Sheesh
09:26If I only get one wish
09:28It's gotta be a really special one
09:31Well, I know what I'm gonna wish for
09:33Oh, magic genie of the lamp
09:36I wish I could be funny
09:37And tell jokes in the movies
09:39Make wish
09:40A rock
09:42Animal, stop that
09:45Uh-oh
09:49Why, hello, Nanny
09:50Hi, kids
09:51Hi, Nanny
09:53Animal
09:53What are you doing?
09:56Me doing, Nanny
09:57Yeah, we were playing a make-a-wish game, Nanny
10:01Oh, I see
10:03And you rubbed Piggy's nose with erasers to make a wish
10:07Uh-huh
10:08What?
10:10Well, um, not exactly, Nanny
10:12No, we rubbed this lamp to make a wish
10:15Oh, well
10:17I hope all of your wishes come true
10:20Hey, what happened to my wish?
10:23Remember, I want to tell jokes in the movies
10:26I don't like that
10:36Okay, here we go
10:37You know why chickens are afraid of the dark?
10:40Oh, fuzzy
10:41I don't think you're quite in the movies yet
10:44I'm not?
10:45No, silly
10:46You're supposed to be up there, not down here
10:50Oh, I knew that
10:52Sorry
10:58Okay, so what do you get when you cross a teddy bear with a...
11:02Uh, fuzzy
11:02To be in the movies, you have to be in the movie screen
11:07Uh, oh, yeah
11:09But how do I do that, Kermit?
11:11Whoa
11:15Hey, I made it
11:17I'm in the movies
11:22Gee, I wonder who those policemen are chasing
11:27Oh, no
11:28No, it's me
11:29Wow, this is great
11:31Fuzzy is in the movies
11:33Yeah, but how do we get him out of the movies?
11:39Hey, hey, wait
11:40You guys got the wrong bear
11:43I'm not a criminal
11:44I'm a comedian
11:46Waka waka
11:47Well
11:52Kermit?
11:53Gunzo?
11:54Anybody?
11:55Help!
12:06Help!
12:09Help!
12:13Yeah!
12:14Help!
12:27Hey, what's Fuzzy going to tell us jokes?
12:30You want him to tell jokes?
12:33Well, I, uh, uh...
12:34He can't tell jokes when he's in this much trouble, Skeeter.
12:38Come on, we've got to help him.
12:40Yeah, let's go.
12:41Hey, Fuzzy!
12:42Here we come, Fuzzy!
12:44Let's go, let's go!
12:51We'll save you!
13:23Oh, I guess I lost him.
13:30Oh, brother!
13:31I gotta get out of this wish!
13:50Kermit!
13:51How did you get in here?
13:53Quick, get into the car, Fuzzy!
13:58Gee, thanks, guys.
14:01Uh, I think.
14:06Yay!
14:07Yay!
14:09All right, now calm down, everyone!
14:13Come on, Kermit, step on it!
14:16Um, gee, uh, um, the motor won't start, Piggy.
14:20What?
14:23Hurry up!
14:30Yeah!
14:31Kermit, look out!
14:34Hurry!
14:38Thanks, Piggy.
14:39You're welcome.
14:40Now get us out of here!
14:41Uh, where are you?
14:45Uh...
14:46Whoa!
14:48Whoa!
14:49Whoa!
14:50Whoa!
14:50Whoa!
14:56Boy, that was some wish, Fosse.
15:00Here, Kermit. Are you ready to take a turn yet?
15:02Gee, I'm still not sure what to wish for, Scooter.
15:06Come on, Kermit. Wish for anything.
15:09Oh, Piggy. I want to wish for something real special.
15:13I just don't know what that is yet.
15:15It's not so hard. Listen.
15:17Every time you make a wish, there's magic all around.
15:22The wheels go into motion. You can almost hear the sound.
15:28Before you know it, good things might come to you.
15:32Cause wishes have a way. La, la, la, la, la.
15:38If you can do something, do something for yourself.
15:43But don't forget, it's nice to make a wish for someone else.
15:49Don't wish for elephants, unless you own them too.
15:54Cause wishes have a way of coming true.
15:58Wishes have a way of coming true.
16:00You don't need a reason why.
16:04To close your eyes.
16:06Wish upon a starry sky.
16:08You don't need a reason why.
16:11You'll find a wishing well is there.
16:14You don't need a money try.
16:18Gee, it sounds pretty easy when you put it that way.
16:21Anyone can make a wish.
16:24There's lots to go around.
16:26Make sure it's from your heart.
16:28That's where the best ones can be found.
16:31Try some wishful thinking.
16:34I said, well, I don't know.
16:37Cause wishes have a way.
16:40Yes, wishes have a way of coming true.
16:50What's so fucking neat, huh, guys?
16:53Yeah, I want to make a wish now.
16:56What are you doing, this voice here?
16:58Well, let's see.
17:00Uh, I know.
17:02I always wanted a pony.
17:04Jeannie of the Magic Lamp,
17:06I wish for a pony.
17:08A pony?
17:09Hey, I know a joke about a pony.
17:11Ow, I'm going to...
17:12Whoa, wait a minute.
17:15I didn't even tell a joke yet.
17:17You can't hit me with a tomato before the joke.
17:23Are you sure you know what you're doing, Skeeter?
17:26Sure, driving a pony is just like driving a car, silly.
17:31What?
17:32You don't drive a pony, Skeeter.
17:34You ride a pony.
17:36Wanna bet?
17:37Hang on.
17:39Whee!
17:40Whee!
17:40Whee!
17:48Whee!
17:48Hey, I still didn't get to tell my joke.
17:52Okay, go ahead, Fozzie.
17:54Okay, okay.
17:55Here goes.
17:56Do you know why all ponies have sword throats?
17:59Ah!
18:00Because every pony is a little horse.
18:02Get it?
18:03A little horse?
18:04Pony?
18:05Waka, waka, waka.
18:07Aw, Fozzie.
18:09Hey, now I'm supposed to get the tomato.
18:12Whoa!
18:13Thanks.
18:18Hey, look.
18:19The pony thinks I'm funny.
18:24Ah, come on, guys.
18:26I was just horsing around.
18:28Get it?
18:29Pony?
18:29Horsing around?
18:35Sorry.
18:36Sorry.
18:37Sorry.
18:38So who's going to make the next wish?
18:39It's your turn, Kermit.
18:41Come on.
18:42No, thanks, Skeeter.
18:43I'm still not ready.
18:44I want my wish to be just right.
18:47I know what Kermit's wish is going to be.
18:50E.B.?
18:51Uh-huh.
18:52Oh, Genie of the Magic Land, Kermit's wish is to get married and live happily ever after with moi.
19:01Huh?
19:02Wait a minute, Piggy.
19:04You already got your one wish.
19:06But this isn't my wish, Skeeter.
19:08It's Kermit's.
19:09It is?
19:10Uh-huh.
19:11Go ahead, Animal.
19:13Make worse!
19:14America!
19:15No way, Animal.
19:17Wait!
19:18What's the matter, Kermit?
19:20Don't you want to marry me?
19:22Well, um, I mean, it's...
19:24That's better.
19:26No.
19:27Go ahead, Animal.
19:28Okay.
19:29America!
19:31No, wait!
19:32Now what?
19:34It's just that I don't want to waste a wish.
19:37What?
19:37I mean, on something that's going to happen for sure anyway.
19:41Oh, Kermit, you're so romantic.
19:45Shoo.
19:46Great.
19:47Then I'll make a wish.
19:50Oh, Genie of the Magic Lamp.
19:52I wish that I would get a big kiss from Piggy.
19:56Huh?
19:57Gonto, don't you dare.
19:59Make worse.
20:01Animal!
20:02America!
20:03Blah!
20:05Animal!
20:06Animal?
20:07What a mess!
20:09Gee, I wonder where Piggy is.
20:15Are you ready for your great big kiss, Gonzy-Wonzy?
20:22Uh, gee, I, uh, uh...
20:25Peck-a-rot, Gonzo?
20:28Uh, listen, Piggy, how about just a small peck on the cheek?
20:33Uh, I mean, uh, in fact, you could even just blow me a kiss.
20:38Why, that's a wonderful idea, Gonzo!
20:43Uh, I'm sick of that!
20:56Oh, boy.
20:57What a kisser.
21:01Whose turn is it to make the next wish?
21:04My turn.
21:05I'm ready now.
21:06All right.
21:07Yay!
21:08Come on, do it.
21:09Kirby, Kirby's going to make his wish.
21:12It's for a kiss from me.
21:13Right, Kirby?
21:14No.
21:15Huh?
21:16Are you kidding?
21:17No way!
21:18It's for remote-controlled socks, huh, Kermit?
21:21No.
21:22I bet you wish for an electric piano, huh?
21:25Uh-uh.
21:25How about a super-powerful microscope?
21:28Make wish!
21:29Make wish!
21:31Well, okay.
21:32Here goes.
21:34My wish is that we stay together forever and make movies and TV shows when we grow up.
21:41I want to go back!
21:43Whoopi cushion.
21:45I think it's in the bus.
21:47Rubber raft.
21:48It's got holes in it.
21:50Bag of chickens.
21:53Thick vomit.
21:55It's on order!
21:57Frisbee.
21:59Lost.
22:14Wax lips.
22:15Man, I just had them.
22:17Did you leave them in your other pants?
22:19I don't have no other pants.
22:28All right, everybody.
22:30Let's go for it.
22:39Kermit!
22:40We won't know if that wish comes true until we're grown-ups.
22:43Yeah.
22:44How will we know if the wish ever comes true?
22:47We'll never know.
22:49Yeah, we'll never find out.
22:51Gee, I think my wish has a pretty good chance of coming true.
22:55What do you think?
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23:42There's got to be one around here somewhere.
23:46Wow!
23:47I found one!
23:49A four-leaf clover!
23:50I'm going to be the luckiest weirdo in the world!
23:56Bye-bye!
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