00:16PIGGY
00:17Gee, I guess you like the food, huh, Piggy?
00:20I mean, my queen.
00:23What? Um, um, I mean...
00:27Why, it was simply delicious, King Kermit.
00:30What's for dessert?
00:32Uh, I'm not sure.
00:33Well done for the royal baker, silly.
00:36Oh, okay.
00:40Uh, staying a song of sixpence.
00:43Uh, a rocket in the sky.
00:46Whoops! Whoa!
00:48Ah!
00:49Oh, sorry.
00:52Um, now where was I?
00:54Oh, yeah.
00:56Four and twenty blue birds baked in a pie.
01:00Uh, fuzzy.
01:01Aren't those supposed to be black birds?
01:03No, Kermit.
01:04This is a blue bird pie.
01:06Black birds?
01:07Blue birds?
01:08Oh, yuck! Yuck!
01:10Who wants to eat that?
01:13When the pie was open, the birds began to sing.
01:17Whoa!
01:19Wasn't that an emptiness to sit before the queen?
01:25Yuck!
01:26Yuck!
01:26Yuck!
01:26Yuck!
01:27Stop it, Gonzo!
01:32Oh, Gonzo.
01:33Gee, that was a good story, Nanny.
01:36Would you tell us another one?
01:37Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
01:39I'm sorry, kids.
01:41That's all for tonight.
01:42Oh, my gosh.
01:46Now I want you all to get a good night's sleep.
01:49Because tomorrow I'm going to surprise you with something very special.
01:54Surprise! Surprise!
01:56Surprise!
01:56Um, what kind of surprise, Nanny?
01:58Well, if I told you that, Kermit, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?
02:02Gee, I guess not.
02:04Good night, kids.
02:05I'll see you in the morning.
02:06Good night, Nanny!
02:08Wow.
02:09What do you think Nanny's surprise is going to be?
02:12I know.
02:13Nanny's going to give us inflatable spoons.
02:15So if we fall into our cereal, we can float until the lifeguard rescues us.
02:20Ozzy!
02:21Yeah, what?
02:23I hope it's a horse.
02:25Yeah!
02:25Maybe even a talking horse.
02:28That'd be ridiculous, Gonzo.
02:30Horses can't talk.
02:31You can say that again, Wilbur.
02:34Huh?
02:36Not that kind of horse, silly.
02:39A champion jumping horse.
02:42Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Grand National Jumping Competition.
02:48The flavor to win is Baby Skeeter and the Horse Huffer.
02:53Now this is more like it.
02:56And they're up and running!
03:00And it appears Baby Skeeter has taken an early lead.
03:04Hey, Skeeter!
03:05Wait up!
03:06Sorry, Scooter.
03:07But if you want to be in this story, you better hurry up!
03:11Skeeter!
03:25Are you all right, Kirby?
03:27Thanks!
03:29Well, I guess so.
03:31Hey, Kermit!
03:32As long as you're up, could you get me a glass of water?
03:36Yeah!
03:36Me too!
03:37Me too!
03:38Me too!
03:39Me too!
03:40Me too!
03:40Yeah, sure, guys.
03:43And get an extra glass in case you meet a thirsty burglar on your way.
03:47Don't be silly, Fozzy.
03:49There aren't any...
03:50burglars.
03:52Sheesh.
03:53It sure is creepy out here at night.
03:58I sure hope there aren't any burglars around.
04:03Oh, no!
04:08Nanny!
04:09Wait, Kermit!
04:10What are you doing up?
04:11Well, um, I was just going to get some water.
04:14Wow!
04:15Is that our surprise, Nanny?
04:17Yes, it is, Kermit.
04:19But please don't tell the others.
04:21I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise for them.
04:23I...
04:23I won't tell anyone, Nanny.
04:26I promise.
04:27Honest.
04:29Frog's honor.
04:30Okay, I believe you, Kermit.
04:32Now, I've got to finish wrapping your present.
04:34So why don't you run off to bed?
04:35Um, okay.
04:37Good night, Nanny.
04:41Hey, hey, guys.
04:42Guess what I...
04:43Oops.
04:44Um, I mean, um, uh...
04:46Hey, Kermit, where's our water?
04:49Water?
04:50Foot water.
04:51Oh, that water.
04:52Um, I...
04:54I guess I forgot.
04:55Oh, God!
04:56Kermit, how could you forget?
04:58Gee, maybe he has prognesia.
05:02Prognesia?
05:03Gesundheit.
05:05Well, um, you see, I saw Nanny in the kitchen, and...
05:10Nanny?
05:10Nanny?
05:11What was she doing?
05:13Did you see her surprise?
05:15Well, um, yeah.
05:17But I promise not to tell.
05:20He knows!
05:22Come on, Kermit.
05:23You can't hold out on us.
05:24You gotta tell.
05:26Yeah.
05:26Is it a new music synthesizer?
05:29I know.
05:30It's a bunch of elevator hats with electric bow ties.
05:33That's not it, Bozzy.
05:35It's a box of those chocolate bonbons with itsy-bitsy pieces of cherry on top and butterscotch filling with nuts
05:42mixed in.
05:43Right, Kermit?
05:44Well, um, um...
05:47Listen, Kermit, why don't you save yourself a lot of trouble and tell him?
05:52You don't wanna keep secrets from your friends, do you?
05:55Well, I, um, no.
05:57So tell him!
05:59But, but tell him already!
06:01She, um, um, maybe you're right.
06:04Now, now, Kermit, you've made a promise, and a promise is a promise.
06:10It wouldn't be right to break it now, would it?
06:12Well, um, um, gee, I don't know.
06:15What do you think?
06:16Well, actually, he's got a pretty good point there.
06:19Why, thank you.
06:21I was hoping you'd see it my way.
06:23Right!
06:26Sheesh.
06:27Um, I'm sorry, guys, but I promised Nanny, and I'm not gonna tell.
06:32Oh!
06:34Oh, yeah?
06:35We'll see about that.
06:38Hello, everybody!
06:40It's time for the new three favorite quiz show!
06:44He's got a secret!
06:46Whoa!
06:48Huh?
06:51Geez.
06:52Okay, panelists.
06:53All we know so far is that Kermit went to the kitchen to get a glass of water and saw
06:59Nanny.
06:59Piggy, why don't you start the questioning?
07:03Okay.
07:04Now, Kermit, is Nanny's surprise something we can play with?
07:09Well, um, weird.
07:11That sounds like a yes to me!
07:13Next question, Piggy.
07:15Oh, goody!
07:16Is it pink and purple with little hearts all over it?
07:19Uh, no.
07:20Oh, boy!
07:21Sorry, Piggy.
07:22That's one panelist down and two to go, Bobby!
07:27Oh, boy!
07:28Um, okay.
07:29Is it bigger than a tomato?
07:31Well, I guess so.
07:34I know!
07:35I know!
07:35I know!
07:36It's a big tomato!
07:37Uh, no.
07:40What?
07:42Uh, how about two big tomatoes?
07:45Nope.
07:46Yay!
07:47Wow!
07:50Gee!
07:51Good thing I didn't ask if it was 200!
07:53Thank you!
07:54Thank you!
07:55Fatty!
07:56Now, that's two panelists.
07:58Down and one to go!
08:00Scooter!
08:01Okay, Kermit.
08:02Here's one.
08:04Does Nanny's surprise run on thermonuclear power?
08:08Thermonuclear?
08:09No!
08:11Oh!
08:12Yay!
08:13Yay!
08:15Yay!
08:16Yay!
08:16Congratulations, Kermit!
08:18You stunched the panel!
08:21I did?
08:22Uh-huh!
08:22Now, Mr. One, why don't you tell the studio audience what your secret really is?
08:29Well, my secret...
08:30Wait a minute, Gonzo.
08:32I promised Nanny I wouldn't tell.
08:34Oh!
08:35Oh!
08:36I'm sorry, but that's wrong.
08:38You lose.
08:39I do.
08:42Oh, come on, Kermit.
08:44You're not being fair.
08:45If you know, we should all know, Kermit.
08:49Yeah!
08:49Yeah!
08:51Sorry, guys, but I promised Nanny I wouldn't tell.
08:55Oh, we're never gonna find out what Nanny's surprise is.
08:59Well, then, maybe we're gonna have to sniff it out.
09:02Like bloodhounds.
09:09Why are we wearing these funny clothes, Rolf?
09:12Cause we're detectives, man.
09:13We gotta be cool.
09:15Well, I am a little chilly.
09:17Maybe we should put the top up.
09:19Not that kinda cool, Fozzy.
09:22Cool, cool.
09:23Oh, I get it.
09:25I think.
09:28Okay, Foz, let's go check out that nightclub.
09:31Check out?
09:32Uh, you mean like a library book?
09:34Not exactly.
09:38Whoa!
09:40Uh, maybe we'd better change our clothes first.
09:44Good idea.
09:46I think I got the wrong pants.
09:57Whoa, whoops!
10:00Gee, what are we doing here, Rolf?
10:02Uh, we're trying to find out about Nanny's surprise.
10:06What did you say?
10:08Nanny's french fries?
10:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:12Oh, ice cream shouted anyone!
10:16Uh, excuse us, but...
10:19What do you think you're doing?
10:22Uh, we're looking for Nanny's french fries.
10:25Well, you don't have to yell.
10:28What my partner means, ma'am, is that we're looking for information about Nanny's surprise.
10:33Oh! Hm! Only the frog can tell you that!
10:37What? Did she say dog?
10:40Uh-uh! I'm the dog!
10:42Maybe she said hog! Huh?
10:45Hog! Hog!
10:46What? Who are you calling a hog?
10:54Come on, Fozzie. We gotta change our clothes.
10:57Again? Whoops!
11:00This is the frog's pad, all right.
11:03Pad? I don't see any pad.
11:05I mean his pad, Fozzie. You know, the place where he lives.
11:09Oh.
11:09Brother. Looks like the frog hopped out of here in a hurry.
11:13Yeah. What a mess.
11:16Huh?
11:19It's him! It's the frog! And they've taken him prisoner!
11:23Gee, I guess that's what happens when you don't clean your room.
11:26I don't think so, Fozzie. Someone else must be after Nanny's surprise, too.
11:32Come on! We gotta hurry! Before it's too late!
11:34No!
11:38Not this big thing.
11:40Yeah!
11:42Help! Help!
11:48Hang on, Fozzie!
11:50Yeah!
11:54Wait a minute! I haven't finished changing my pants!
11:59Whoa!
12:00No time for that now! We've gotta catch up!
12:03Ketchup? I got some right here! See? Ketchup!
12:08Fuzzy!
12:10Hey! Look out!
12:12Huh?
12:15Bubble?
12:18Hey! I can't see where I'm going!
12:22Oh no! I can't!
12:38Oh no!
12:47Far out! We caught the bad guys, Fuzzy!
12:50We did?
12:51Oh yeah! We did!
12:53Gee! Thanks for saving me, you guys! How can I ever repay you?
12:57That's easy! Just tell us about Nanny's surprise!
13:02I'm sorry! I just can't!
13:06Why not? I mean, we just saved your life, didn't we?
13:11Yeah! And messed up our clothes, too!
13:13I'm sorry guys, but I promised!
13:16Oh!
13:24Hey Kermit! How about if I gave you my new chewing gum collection?
13:28Um, I don't think so, Gonzo!
13:32Are you sure?
13:34Uh-huh! I'm sure!
13:35You certainly wouldn't keep anything from Mwah! Would you, Kermit?
13:40Mwah? Well, uh, nopey! I, um...
13:44You wouldn't, would you?!
13:46Kermit!
13:46Oof!
13:48Oof!
13:49Sheesh!
13:50It'd take somebody like James Bond to keep a secret around here!
14:05My name is Frog!
14:06Kermit the Frog!
14:08I'm a secret agent!
14:09Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:11Well, very nice!
14:11Have a seat!
14:12Oh, thank you!
14:13Thank you!
14:14Oh, say!
14:15What is in the lunchbox?
14:17Well, I'm, uh...
14:19Uh...
14:20Uh...
14:20It's sort of a secret!
14:21Oh!
14:22A secret?
14:23Really?
14:24Oh!
14:24Want to treat for my new deli sandwich?
14:27Uh...
14:27No, thank you!
14:28Oh, yeah!
14:29Alright!
14:30Suit yourself!
14:33Look!
14:34There he is!
14:35And he's got Agent Mommy's secret in that lunchbox!
14:38But for a lot!
14:39Ah!
14:42Huh?
14:43Oh!
14:45Hi!
14:46We're traveling salespeople!
14:48You wanna buy some wooden shoes?
14:50Uh...
14:51No, thanks!
14:52Say!
14:53That's a nice lunchbox!
14:55It sure would look neat in our collection, wouldn't it, Scooter?
14:59Huh?
15:00We don't have a lunchbox collection!
15:02Hey!
15:04What he's trying to say is...
15:06How much would you sell that lunchbox for?
15:09Uh...
15:09Sorry!
15:10It's not for sale!
15:11Oh!
15:12See?
15:13I told you it wouldn't work!
15:15See?
15:16I told you it wouldn't work!
15:20Uh...
15:21Hurry!
15:24Oh!
15:25Sorry!
15:26You must have dropped this!
15:30Hmm...
15:30Waka waka!
15:31Where's your tickets?
15:33Tickets?
15:33Oh, yes, yes!
15:35Here you are!
15:36Here's ours!
15:37And here's mine!
15:40Say!
15:41You've only got one ticket!
15:43I'm afraid I'll have to take this!
15:45Huh?
15:46But lunchboxes don't need tickets!
15:49They don't?
15:50Nope!
15:51How?
15:58Oh dear, oh dear!
16:00Now how did that get under there!
16:02Whoop!
16:03Oh!
16:04Thank goodness I found you!
16:06Oh!
16:09Yes!
16:10Please!
16:10You must help!
16:12Somebody after me!
16:14Oh dear!
16:15But...
16:15There's no time to move!
16:21This is the roughest train ride!
16:25Yeah!
16:26Um...
16:26Why would anybody be after you?
16:29Hmm...
16:30Need I say more?
16:36They were big, and mean, and ugly, and they were right in there!
16:41Um...
16:42Maybe you should wait here, and I'll go look around.
16:45Um...
16:45Here...
16:46Let me hold that for you, sir.
16:48Oh, sure miss!
16:50Um...
16:50I mean...
16:51No thanks!
16:51I can handle it!
16:55Uh...
16:56Hi!
16:57Gee!
16:58There's nobody here!
16:59That's right, Frog!
17:01Huh?
17:03And now that we're alone, you can give me the secret!
17:07But...
17:08Wait!
17:08I...
17:10No, no!
17:11He's going to give that to me!
17:13Huh?
17:15He's gonna give it to us!
17:17Yeah!
17:18What?
17:24Hey!
17:24Who's driving this train, anyway?
17:27New drive!
17:28New drive!
17:29New drive!
17:35Hey, look!
17:36He's getting away with the secret!
17:41Phew!
17:43Sheesh!
17:44I never knew keeping a secret could be so much trouble!
17:47Look!
17:48There he goes!
17:51Uh-oh!
17:52Uh-oh!
17:53Uh-oh!
17:54Uh-oh!
17:57Uh-oh!
17:59Uh-oh!
17:59Uh-oh!
18:00Uh-oh!
18:01Uh-oh!
18:02Uh-oh!
18:02End of the line!
18:04Now to know your duck's secret!
18:05Yeah!
18:07Never!
18:09Uh-oh!
18:11Uh-oh!
18:11Uh-oh!
18:12Uh-oh!
18:12It's a good thing I wore my inflatable ducky!
18:15Uh-oh!
18:17Uh-oh!
18:18Uh-oh!
18:19Uh-oh!
18:20I did it!
18:20Nanny's secret is safe!
18:25Uh-oh!
18:26He's never gonna tell us!
18:28Yeah!
18:29Hmm!
18:29This obviously calls for more drastic measures!
18:37Huh?
18:43All right!
18:45If you won't talk, I'll have to tickle it out of you!
18:49No!
18:50No, don't!
18:51He-he-he-he-he!
18:55That enough, eh!
19:03Do your worst, Dr. Nose!
19:05I'll never tell!
19:07Oh yeah!
19:09Well, what if I won't share my toys with you anymore?
19:13Hm- ‑‑ I still won't tell!
19:15Well, what if I make you eat all your green vegetables?
19:21I like green vegetables. They put color in my cheeks.
19:25They do?
19:25Yeah, you know, green.
19:29Then you leave me no choice.
19:32I'll just have to use my weirdest device of all.
19:38What's that?
19:40The plunger of truth.
19:45Here, I really don't need a haircut.
19:50I'll pump Nanny's secret out of him in no time.
20:05Now, tell me everything you know.
20:09Well, I was born on a lily pad in the middle of the swamp.
20:14What?
20:15Life as a tadpole wasn't easy.
20:17Oh, boy. Come on. I haven't got all night.
20:24And then when my legs finally grew, I could hardly wait to take my first hop.
20:30Oh, brother.
20:33Then I went down to the kitchen to get a drink of water.
20:37And there I saw Nanny with...
20:39Huh?
20:51Sheesh.
20:52And I was just getting to the good part.
20:55Oh, well.
21:12Hey, everybody. Wake up.
21:15What's going on?
21:16Look.
21:17Look.
21:18That must be Nanny's surprise.
21:20Whoa.
21:21Get out.
21:21Get out.
21:22Get out.
21:23Oh, boy.
21:24Oh, I wonder what it is.
21:26Let's open it and find out.
21:29Open.
21:30Open.
21:30Do, da, da, da, da, da.
21:31Do, da, do, da, do, da, do, da, do, da, do.
21:37Wow, it's a new train set.
21:40All right, now we can really pretend to be spies on a train.
21:45Yeah, like James Bond on the Orient Express.
21:48Or like Commando Cody in Circle Flot.
21:52Huh?
21:53Good morning, kids.
21:55Good morning, Nanny.
21:57I see you found your surprise.
21:59We sure did.
22:00Thanks, Nanny. It's the greatest.
22:03Yeah.
22:03Oh, I'm so glad you like it.
22:06And I didn't tell anybody what it was, Nanny.
22:09Why, thank you, Kermit.
22:10I know it's not easy keeping a secret.
22:12I'm very proud of you.
22:14Thanks, Nanny.
22:16Look, there's a baggage car, an observation car, and even a dinner car.
22:22Bunger car.
22:29Good dinner.
22:36Having fun with the Playhouse, gang, and that wacky Pee-wee is the best.
22:41But look out for that secret word.
22:44All new, Pee-wee's Playhouse is coming up next.
23:12Pee-wee's Playhouse is coming up next.
23:16Oh, at last I've finally got it.
23:20The secret of the lunchboxion.
23:25Huh?
23:28Bye bye!
23:30Bye bye!
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