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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
00:01:38Yes, that's me, behind the wheel.
00:01:42Cool.
00:01:42No?
00:01:44Very cool.
00:01:45Day one, the big road trip.
00:01:47L.A. to Utah for the Winter Olympics.
00:01:49It's all good.
00:01:51No?
00:01:51It's all great.
00:01:54License to drive.
00:01:56Woo!
00:01:56Woo!
00:01:57The sun shining on our faces, the wind ripping through our hair, and a driver's license.
00:02:03This is so much fun!
00:02:06Okay, enough with the infomercial.
00:02:08When do I get to drive?
00:02:09You will.
00:02:11Your two favorite words since the day we got this car.
00:02:13You will.
00:02:15And you will.
00:02:17The Santa Monica freeway to the I-15, then 544 miles to Salt Lake City for the Olympics.
00:02:23Our first round trip!
00:02:24Woo!
00:02:25Woo!
00:02:26Woo!
00:02:27Woo!
00:02:29By the way, there's this little technicality that we had to deal with, oh, about six months
00:02:34ago.
00:02:35It's called a driver.
00:02:38You know, if you don't know by now, forwards and backwards.
00:02:42Okay, but I've seen rainbows with less color.
00:02:45Yeah, well, you can return that and get a free refund.
00:02:47Look!
00:02:48I've read it, I've lived it, and it's common sense anyway.
00:02:53Okay, students, put your books away.
00:02:56This is it.
00:02:5720 questions, 20 minutes.
00:02:59That's a minute per question.
00:03:02You may begin.
00:03:03Good luck.
00:03:06Okay.
00:03:11Kylie and, uh... Taylor Hunter, you passed.
00:03:18That's what I'm talking about.
00:03:20Nice seeing you again, Mrs. Herring.
00:03:24Oh, you passed too.
00:03:26Oh!
00:03:31They did it!
00:03:32They really, really did it!
00:03:35Sixteen and on the road.
00:03:37I can't believe they did it!
00:03:40Get a brick.
00:03:41You know, Lindy, it's not like they just solved
00:03:43global warming or world hunger.
00:03:46You know, Jen Moore, you're real dazzling
00:03:49when you're dissing on people.
00:03:51Roast?
00:03:52It's toast.
00:03:54Whatever.
00:03:54Not if you were the last guy on planet Earth.
00:03:57So I guess that's a no.
00:03:59They're halfway home.
00:04:01Halfway?
00:04:02The next part of the test is the test.
00:04:12How am I doing?
00:04:18Okay, two hands on the wheel.
00:04:20One at 10 o'clock and one at 2 o'clock.
00:04:22You know, speaking of time, I got a lunch break
00:04:25and I'd really hate to miss it.
00:04:27Sure. What is it?
00:04:28In two hours.
00:04:38Oh, you don't like the music?
00:04:39Oh, that's okay. I'll change it.
00:04:45Just so you know, I have a wife and three kids.
00:04:49Kids that really need to be raised by two parents.
00:04:52Oh, that's great!
00:04:53Do you have any pictures?
00:04:58Two hands.
00:05:06You passed?
00:05:07Yeah!
00:05:07It's okay, right?
00:05:08Yeah, but I'm driving home.
00:05:10Okay.
00:05:10It's okay.
00:05:11All right.
00:05:12We are good.
00:05:13We're good.
00:05:14Well, we're good.
00:05:14We're good, we're good.
00:05:20I don't play with this baby.
00:05:24Tell me a little bit.
00:05:27I don't play with this baby.
00:05:27I don't play with this baby!
00:05:31I can't do it, but you, don't play!
00:05:32You can't do it right.
00:05:32All right.
00:05:33And I do only a couple of times
00:05:35in all shapes.
00:05:50with driver's license in hand now it was time for us to celebrate you know I'm glad we didn't
00:05:57have like a big over-the-top low-app hey are you making fun of my sweet 16 you had
00:06:02300 people
00:06:03there and you knew what you know 50 or 60 47 it got a little out of hand yeah I'd
00:06:10say I mean
00:06:10there won't even be 300 people at our junior prom can girls ask guys to the prom sure it's a
00:06:15free
00:06:15country you know when Danny comes back out you should ask him Danny's into tailing okay there
00:06:22are two chances of me going with Danny and they both live in a convent none and none I know
00:06:27I'm
00:06:35dude toast I called you an hour ago this thing's almost over dude chill dude I don't walk away from
00:06:42one of my mom's home cooked meals dude you wouldn't walk away from a four-day-old french fry
00:06:51whoa Jen's in a bathing suit yeah no dude that's a bikini
00:07:00dude toaster I've got the best idea oh yeah I'm not interested no but you want to be the hit
00:07:08of the
00:07:08party right then go out there and do one of your famous cannonballs oh dude it's not gonna happen
00:07:15but it's funny and what do girls like a hunky jock's name doing yeah but but they love funny
00:07:24you're right dude it is kind of whismical isn't it hysterical a crowd favorite yeah attention
00:07:32shoppers whoa that looks really good that's a beautiful cake mr. and mrs. hunter oh the bakery
00:07:41worked overtime on this masterpiece it's a work of art thank you happy birthday happy birthday
00:07:47happy birthday
00:07:48make a wish make a wish
00:07:49your candles
00:07:50love the candles
00:07:50go and die
00:07:53woo
00:07:54yeah
00:07:57yeah
00:07:59oh
00:08:00toast
00:08:01toast
00:08:01toast
00:08:05toast
00:08:07oh
00:08:09or not
00:08:15toast
00:08:15who's the dude yeah
00:08:17nice toast
00:08:20you daddy tricked me into doing this
00:08:22me
00:08:25i didn't do anything
00:08:26well guess you can't have your cake you need it too
00:08:31okay
00:08:31i mean we turned 16 got our licenses and now we're just hanging out with our friends it's all good
00:08:38yeah you beat the dmv that makes you totally awesome
00:08:40well now all we need is a car
00:08:44hmm
00:08:46don't look at me
00:08:53oh my thank you so much you guys are the best
00:08:57thank you for our lives forever
00:08:58oh we are
00:09:00oh dang
00:09:01oh my god
00:09:02oh my god
00:09:03yeah
00:09:04hey mr. and mrs. hunter you uh you think you could adopt me
00:09:07okay
00:09:08okay now i only ask one favor
00:09:09we will be as responsible with the car as we are at school and at home
00:09:13this is the sweetest 16 ever
00:09:15oh
00:09:16you're welcome
00:09:19my sister and i have been sharing our beautiful red car for six months
00:09:23at this point we consider it a member of the family
00:09:26six months driving and finally our first road trip
00:09:29yeah but i still think we should fly
00:09:32but just no flying in the mustang
00:09:34taylor
00:09:35as hard as this may be just
00:09:37relax
00:09:38i mean half the fun is getting there
00:09:41no the fun is there
00:09:42i mean ice hockey bobsledding downhill skiing
00:09:46and your favorite hottie
00:09:48alex reicher
00:09:49ugh
00:09:49okay i respect alex reicher because he's an amazing downhill skier
00:09:53i mean he's fast he's powerful he's
00:09:57a total hottie
00:09:59i totally second that
00:10:01okay
00:10:02as fun as the olympics may be
00:10:04this trip is about chilling with our friends
00:10:07cruising in our car
00:10:08and our hair whipping in the wind
00:10:11oh my hair
00:10:12oh and you're staying at the most amazing ski lodge
00:10:15fireplaces in every bedroom
00:10:16heated sidewalks
00:10:18heat on our feet that is sweet
00:10:20yeah
00:10:21thanks mom
00:10:22oh you're welcome
00:10:24thanks mr and mrs hunter
00:10:29just do me one favor
00:10:32listen to mike and allison
00:10:33oh we're talking chaperones
00:10:35you're going with young men
00:10:37young
00:10:38yes
00:10:39men
00:10:40that's quite a stretch
00:10:48toastmobile
00:10:50oh
00:10:56thanks for sharing your donuts with us
00:10:59i only got a dozen
00:11:01come on dude
00:11:02first one to the inn and out burger in barstow
00:11:04woo
00:11:05yeah
00:11:06yeah
00:11:07whoa whoa whoa
00:11:08you're not racing
00:11:10oh no
00:11:10racing
00:11:12no sir mr hunter
00:11:14no that's more like a figure of speech
00:11:17You know like like let's book you know we want to bust some fat air. Yeah
00:11:23Subtitles please. They're anxious to snowboard. Yeah, I mean don't worry. Mr. Hunter. We'll be cool
00:11:28Right Kai Kai
00:11:31Right, Sam Sam
00:11:34Please we'll see you guys in Barstow
00:11:51All right everybody, cell phone. AOL instant messenger. Okay. Bye. Bye. Have fun. Drive safely. Bye. Love you too. Bye.
00:12:05Bye. Oh camera. Sorry. Here we go. Be careful. Hello Utah. One, two, three, four, five.
00:12:32Six
00:12:33Okay, remember that road trip I told you about in the beginning well, it's about to start
00:12:39You've got to love America, right? I mean mom apple pie and a driver's license
00:12:46Henry Ford is the coolest Henry Ford. He's a junior, right?
00:12:52And she has a 3.5 GPA
00:12:56You think mr. Ford will mind if we put the top up? It's messing my hair. No way top-down
00:13:02rocks
00:13:07Yeah, boys
00:13:08Yeah, we're in Utah, yeah
00:13:12Yeah, baby
00:13:15Yeah, woohoo
00:13:16Yeah, woohoo
00:13:17Yeah, baby
00:13:17Yeah, woohoo
00:13:18Yeah, woohoo
00:13:19Yeah, woohoo
00:13:19Yeah, woohoo
00:13:19Yeah, woohoo
00:13:20Yeah, woohoo
00:13:20Dude, Toast, I can't believe you're dazzling. You take his pride and joy all the way to Utah
00:13:24It's called trust, dude. It's called elation. He's happy you're leaving him alone for a week
00:13:30Don't argue with success, bro. Like this ride is taking us to the snow. Tons of it
00:13:38A week of skiing and snowboarding with four hot babes. One that's totally into me
00:13:45The other three that are totally into me
00:13:47It's a good thing we're in a convertible because your ego is you would never fit into a hard top
00:13:55Come on, dude. Step on it
00:14:01Why do they call Taylor's seat shotgun?
00:14:03Enough with the history. We're on break
00:14:07Okay, back in the day before, you know, Henry Ford did his thing
00:14:10People wrote things called stagecoaches
00:14:12And stagecoaches were pulled by horses
00:14:14And the person sitting next to the driver carried a shotgun
00:14:17A shotgun? For what?
00:14:21What do you think?
00:14:22Oh, um, there were bad guys, and, um
00:14:25Uh, Lindy, it was called the Wild West
00:14:28Now the wildest thing we have is toast
00:14:30Yeah
00:14:36Dude, I gotta make like Christopher Columbus and discover a taco joint
00:14:41You just ate
00:14:43Donuts
00:14:44Not a very nutritious breakfast
00:14:48Let's get some breakfast burritos
00:14:49Breakfast?
00:14:51Breakfast burritos
00:14:53Breakfast burritos
00:14:55Yeah
00:14:56I'm gonna call the girls
00:15:02Oh
00:15:05Hey, Taylor
00:15:06Hey, Sam
00:15:08Uh, we're going to get something to eat
00:15:10Didn't you guys eat like 41 minutes ago?
00:15:13We have toast, remember?
00:15:15Oh, yeah, toast
00:15:17Have fun
00:15:18Hey, you want to come with us?
00:15:20No, thanks
00:15:21This journey began six months ago, and we're not stopping now
00:15:24All right, talk to you later, Taylor
00:15:26Okay, bye
00:15:37All right, guys, we pull right out, and then our next stop is Boston
00:15:41Woo
00:15:42For another meal?
00:15:44Yeah, hello
00:15:45Sam, it's called lunch, bro
00:15:47It's the fifth most important meal of the day
00:15:49Fifth?
00:15:51Fifth?
00:16:08Smells like Cinco de Mayo
00:16:11Chose
00:16:11You the man
00:16:13You the man
00:16:14Under the air
00:16:15I did it, I did it
00:16:17I did it
00:16:17I did it
00:16:18I did it
00:16:21No
00:16:21No
00:16:22No
00:16:24What's wrong, bro?
00:16:25No hot sauce
00:16:26I'm not about breakfast burrito minus the flame
00:16:30Dude, no hot sauce?
00:16:32No way
00:16:33Way?
00:16:34We've got to add the H.S.
00:16:36H.S.
00:16:36H.S.
00:16:37H.S.
00:16:39H.S.
00:16:40H.S.
00:16:41H.S.
00:16:42H.S.
00:16:42H.S.
00:16:43H.S.
00:16:43H.S.
00:16:44H.S.
00:16:45H.S.
00:16:45H.S.
00:16:53H.S.
00:16:54When do I get to drive?
00:16:55H.S.
00:16:55You will
00:16:56H.S.
00:16:57H.S.
00:16:58Kye, it's 11 hours to Deer Valley
00:17:01Everyone will get to plenty of driv-age
00:17:03H.S.
00:17:04Look, it's a beautiful day
00:17:05It's just clear sailing to Utah
00:17:07H.S.
00:17:08H.S.
00:17:10H.S.
00:17:10H.S.
00:17:13H.S.
00:17:14H.S.
00:17:23Dad is gonna go mid-evil.
00:17:25We?
00:17:26You were the one that was driving.
00:17:28Spike.
00:17:29Oh, are you talking to me?
00:17:32Yes, I am.
00:17:37Peace.
00:17:40You guys, the girls are gonna laugh at us.
00:17:44Relax, Toast, the girls aren't gonna laugh at us.
00:17:54Wait, Sam, I thought you said you had an accident.
00:17:57How are we defining accident?
00:18:00Accident?
00:18:00No.
00:18:01Okay, in the dictionary, this would fall under a cerebral meltdown.
00:18:04Oh my gosh.
00:18:05Who was driving?
00:18:09Well then, food has to be the root of this disaster.
00:18:12Breakfast burrito.
00:18:15Okay, wait, so how are you guys gonna get to Utah?
00:18:18You can fit in with us!
00:18:19Hey, wait a minute, I mean, why don't we just fly to Utah?
00:18:22Not a bad idea.
00:18:24Wait, maybe we should fly tomorrow too.
00:18:26Okay, the Olympics aren't waiting for us.
00:18:29We'll drive through.
00:18:30Okay?
00:18:31I mean, I've already missed ice hockey, bobsled, downhill, aerial.
00:18:39Okay, so we'll see you guys in Utah.
00:18:41My turn.
00:18:46Good luck!
00:18:49Bye!
00:18:50Bye bye, Danny!
00:18:53Good work, Spike.
00:18:57Come on!
00:18:58Come on!
00:18:58Dudes!
00:18:59Dudes!
00:19:02Those guys are so...
00:19:04Is lame too strong?
00:19:06Lame.
00:19:07Perfect.
00:19:08You know, all that burrito talk has me hungry.
00:19:12Me too!
00:19:13Okay, no, let's chew up Miles, not food.
00:19:15Tay, food run!
00:19:17Yeah, we're hungry!
00:19:43Yeah, we're hungry!
00:19:45All right, 25 minutes.
00:19:47Taylor, chill.
00:19:49I mean, it's smooth sailing.
00:19:51It's fine!
00:19:55It's amazing how fast you can eat when someone's timing you.
00:19:59Wait a minute.
00:20:23Oh, wait a minute.
00:20:31Oh, wait a minute.
00:20:31But you know what?
00:20:32Everything's cool because tomorrow we are going to get on a plane with the boys.
00:20:39Day one.
00:20:39Let's just say, not good.
00:20:43You know, in the 70s, this was yoga.
00:20:45Please spin.
00:20:47Left foot red.
00:20:55Yo, Lindy, game over.
00:20:59One, two, three.
00:21:03I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:21:06Ah!
00:21:08Yippee!
00:21:10Woo!
00:21:13What a day.
00:21:14I mean, this trip is a disaster.
00:21:16Don't worry.
00:21:17I mean, insurance will cover the car,
00:21:18and we'll be back on the road tomorrow,
00:21:20and everything will work out.
00:21:22Oh, hey.
00:21:23Sumptuous, steak's delicious up in ten minutes.
00:21:25Be at every square.
00:21:27Hey, Kylie.
00:21:28Hold on a second.
00:21:34What do you think we are?
00:21:36Like, how would you classify us?
00:21:40American teenagers?
00:21:42No, we.
00:21:44Us.
00:21:45You and I is a couple.
00:21:48Well, I say we're friends.
00:21:51Friends is good.
00:21:53I'd kind of like to be more.
00:22:02Fresh lemonade.
00:22:04Nice touch, Mr. H.
00:22:08Toast.
00:22:09This is USDA prime choice.
00:22:12Treat carefully.
00:22:14No problem, Mr. H.
00:22:16I have the utmost respect for me.
00:22:21You know, I think we're in that area,
00:22:25like the gray area.
00:22:27You know, friends, but...
00:22:31friends.
00:22:32I don't think gray is a real color.
00:22:34I mean, blue, green, orange, those are colors.
00:22:38Well, I don't think I'm really ready for blue, green,
00:22:41or any of the other real so-called colors.
00:22:45Okay.
00:22:46Fine, but...
00:22:47but gray is sort of blah.
00:22:51Well, then, let's call it charcoal.
00:22:56We're in the charcoal area.
00:23:00I guess charcoal's pretty cool for now.
00:23:04Let's see.
00:23:06Wow, they look great, Mr. Hunter.
00:23:09Well, Jen, steak is a once-in-a-while thing,
00:23:11so when you do it...
00:23:13Do it right.
00:23:14That a girl.
00:23:16Jen, this lemonade is hype, too.
00:23:18Let me get you some.
00:23:20Oh!
00:23:21Oh!
00:23:21Oh!
00:23:22Oh, gosh.
00:23:25Steaks, marinade, and lemonade.
00:23:26It could be interesting.
00:23:30Uh, I'll call for Chinese.
00:23:40Thanks for having us over.
00:23:41Yeah, next time we'll be sure to cook a waterproof meat.
00:23:44Hey, it's called lemonade marinade, dude.
00:23:47Another meal toasted.
00:23:49Can we please save the bickering for tomorrow?
00:23:50We still have to get to sleep.
00:23:52Hey, we'll see you guys at 10 o'clock for the noon flight
00:23:54to San Francisco, to Sacramento, and then to Salt Lake.
00:23:58Ten, we're there.
00:24:12Charcoal's not that bad.
00:24:17Yes, Danny?
00:24:19I was wondering...
00:24:21If you want a kiss, kiss toast.
00:24:25Oh, make me hurl.
00:24:31I see you dudes tomorrow, 6 a.m.?
00:24:346 a.m.?
00:24:37They think we're all on the noon two-stop.
00:24:39I thought we have a non-stop.
00:24:41We do.
00:24:42They just don't know.
00:24:44And there's only four seats left, so let them go up and down all day.
00:24:48Hey!
00:24:50I called the airlines.
00:24:51There's an early non-stop tomorrow.
00:24:53There will be four stand-by-seats left.
00:24:56Wait, dude, we told the girls that we were going to meet them
00:24:58at that noon flight that takes two stops.
00:25:00Oh, so we sneak onto the early non-stop
00:25:03and let the girls fly up and down all day?
00:25:05Yeah, exactly.
00:25:07So does this make us clever or cunning?
00:25:09I think a little bit of both.
00:25:11I guess that makes us clenny.
00:25:14Sneaky, dude.
00:25:16Really sneaky.
00:25:23Day two.
00:25:24The plan.
00:25:25One short flight and we'll be hitting the slopes.
00:25:30Attention passengers.
00:25:32Please maintain contact.
00:25:33Personal belongings.
00:25:34I can't believe I'm doing this to Kylie.
00:25:37Sam.
00:25:38They'll take a later flight.
00:25:40Make the two stops.
00:25:41Get there five, six hours behind us.
00:25:44It's no big deal.
00:25:45But I have to tell her we took an earlier flight.
00:25:48Dude, just call her on her cell.
00:25:50But this is kind of low.
00:25:51It's no big deal.
00:25:53Why are we sneaking around if it's no big deal?
00:25:55I mean, the girls are sound asleep in their beds.
00:26:09What are you guys doing here?
00:26:11Uh, I wanted to get here, uh, we wanted to get here early.
00:26:17Yeah.
00:26:18Uh, 7.15 for a noon flight?
00:26:22Better safe than sorry.
00:26:24The early bird eats the worm.
00:26:27Catches the worm.
00:26:28Then I'm sure you'd eat it.
00:26:31All right, busted.
00:26:33We-we wanted to catch the non-stop at Southwest at 8, but there were only four seats.
00:26:39You know, I can't believe you guys.
00:26:41I mean, sneaking behind our backs?
00:26:44Sam, you're in on this?
00:26:46How are you defining in?
00:26:48You three are the lowest.
00:26:51Wait a minute.
00:26:52Why are you here?
00:26:54Huh?
00:26:54Oh, I get it.
00:27:00You know about the non-stop, and you were scamming us.
00:27:05Huh?
00:27:05Oh, what did you say last night, Taylor?
00:27:07Huh?
00:27:08Oh, oh, I remember.
00:27:09Meet us at 10 for the noon flight.
00:27:14Well, I mean, who wants to go up and down and up and down when there's a non-stop?
00:27:20Ah, oh, I am appalled.
00:27:24You are the lowest.
00:27:28Okay, so now that we're all equally low, could we show some maturity?
00:27:32This isn't a race.
00:27:34Run for it.
00:27:36Let's go!
00:27:58I'm sorry, this flight is full.
00:28:00But you know what?
00:28:00I can get you on the next flight, which leaves out of—
00:28:02Why do we know?
00:28:05There goes Looge.
00:28:07I can't believe you guys.
00:28:09I can't believe you.
00:28:11We'll get our tickets on a later flight.
00:28:13So will we.
00:28:14Fine.
00:28:14Great.
00:28:15Jen?
00:28:15What? They're nothing but problems.
00:28:18We'll see them on the slopes.
00:28:22Fine.
00:28:22Great.
00:28:27Go, Sam.
00:28:29I mean, I'll see you in Salt Lake.
00:28:31Have a nice flight.
00:28:32All right.
00:28:35Yo, Danny, toast.
00:28:37Wait up.
00:28:39You know, good move, Jen.
00:28:41We don't need those three anchors weighing us down.
00:28:45Okay, so I'm running out of Olympics,
00:28:47so I'm going to get some tickets and take control.
00:28:50No, Taylor, wait.
00:28:51I mean, I got us in this mess by insisting that we drive,
00:28:54so I'll get us out of it.
00:28:56No, Taylor, relax.
00:28:59Grab a latte.
00:29:01I'll go get the tickets,
00:29:02and I'll be back before you can say Alex Reicher.
00:29:12Hey, a quick plane change in San Francisco,
00:29:14and we're nonstop to Salt Lake for the Winter Games.
00:29:17Well, let's just wait for them.
00:29:19We're in San Diego.
00:29:22San Diego?
00:29:24You bought us the wrong tickets
00:29:25and you put us on the wrong plane?
00:29:27I'm sorry.
00:29:27I must have gotten my Sands next stop.
00:29:29What, is this the screw-up part of your so-called adventure?
00:29:36I hear Shamu is hype.
00:29:53Santa Barbara?
00:29:54This was your brilliant idea, Sam?
00:29:57A stop in Santa Barbara,
00:29:58a stop in San Francisco,
00:30:00then nonstop to Utah.
00:30:01Who knew we'd have turbulent weather and be grounded?
00:30:05Bad weather in Frisco,
00:30:07no flights to Utah,
00:30:08and nothing back to L.A.
00:30:10We're stuck.
00:30:12We could always do Shamu.
00:30:20Hey, Dansky.
00:30:21You need any hot sauce?
00:30:23Nope.
00:30:24We're gonna be puddy.
00:30:25If they did hot sauce us yesterday,
00:30:27we'd be boarding fresh powder right now.
00:30:30Dude, how are we gonna get back to L.A.?
00:30:32A bus,
00:30:33a train,
00:30:36transcendental meditative travel.
00:30:38You guys need a ride to Los Angeles?
00:30:40We're going to Los Angeles.
00:30:41We'd be happy to get a ride.
00:30:45How much?
00:30:46No charge.
00:30:47Well, we had to make a short stop in Osnar.
00:30:50It's okay?
00:30:51Dude, that's cool.
00:30:52Dude, yeah.
00:30:53Let's go, okay?
00:30:54Yeah, on the L.A.
00:30:56You can't just sit here all day.
00:30:58Why?
00:30:59Anyone?
00:31:00Thoughts, ideas, suggestions.
00:31:04We'll take a cab home.
00:31:06To L.A.?
00:31:08Someone have a better idea?
00:31:10You say the whale and die.
00:31:26Hey, Juan.
00:31:28This is fanatical, man.
00:31:30I mean, this is like nature,
00:31:32hiking,
00:31:33and eating
00:31:34all in one.
00:31:35She forgot something, my friend.
00:31:38So I spoke to the girls.
00:31:41They're taking a cab home from San Diego.
00:31:43San Diego?
00:31:45They are so lame.
00:31:48Dude, we're doing migrant labor in Oxnard.
00:31:51No kidding. This is tough work.
00:31:53Hey, your friend Tostada here is eating all of his profits.
00:31:58Juan, he usually does.
00:32:03Back home and back to the drawing board.
00:32:06Time for plan C.
00:32:07Or is that plan D?
00:32:10Hey, guys.
00:32:11Yeah, thanks.
00:32:13There are no open flights to Salt Lake.
00:32:17Oh, my gosh.
00:32:18Got a solution.
00:32:19We'll take the bus.
00:32:22A bus?
00:32:24Yep, the Greyhound to Las Vegas.
00:32:25Vegas?
00:32:26Yeah!
00:32:27Okay, this is not a Vegas vacation.
00:32:30We're going to take the bus to the Las Vegas airport,
00:32:32and then we're going to catch a nonstop flight to Salt Lake City.
00:32:34And tomorrow we are going to be skiing.
00:32:36Isn't that a bit complicated?
00:32:38Yeah, I mean, why can't we just fly to Vegas?
00:32:40Because it's winter break, remember?
00:32:42And there's going to be no available flights with seven seats.
00:32:44And plus, this time we're sticking together.
00:32:49It's a good plan.
00:32:51It's inventive.
00:32:52It's creative.
00:32:55Desperate.
00:32:55So, you don't mind us continuing on this adventure?
00:32:59Miss adventure.
00:33:24What are you reading about?
00:33:26Peek-a-boo street.
00:33:27I mean, everything about her is way cool.
00:33:29Gold in the Super G, 1998, and silver in the 94, Downhill.
00:33:33She was born in Triumph, Idaho.
00:33:35Triumph?
00:33:35How hype is that?
00:33:37I was born in Encino.
00:33:40You know that old movie Encino Man?
00:33:42That's hype.
00:33:44Uh-huh.
00:33:51Kylie, do you know what would be really cool?
00:33:55Sam, we're driving, not parking.
00:34:03Is Danny your best friend?
00:34:05Yeah, since sixth grade.
00:34:09Why?
00:34:11Well, us girls make fun of each other in a good-natured way.
00:34:15But Danny likes to make you the butt of his really mean jokes.
00:34:19I mean, do things that you want to do.
00:34:24Hey, I didn't mean to get all heavy.
00:34:26It's just something I've been noticing.
00:34:30Yeah, me too.
00:34:55You know, the food at these places is usually pretty edible.
00:34:58How do you know that?
00:35:00Oh, the bus food channel.
00:35:09Hey, do you guys want something to eat?
00:35:19They're asleep.
00:35:20We're on our own.
00:35:21Let's go.
00:35:22Napping on our own time.
00:35:23We're getting food.
00:35:25Woo!
00:35:29I'm so hungry.
00:35:31Me too.
00:35:33Hi, folks.
00:35:34What can I get you?
00:35:35Um, can we please have two turkey sandwiches, please?
00:35:38And a burrito.
00:35:39All right.
00:35:39And one of these.
00:35:49Do you have hot sauce?
00:35:51No hot sauce.
00:36:01Vegas, here we come.
00:36:04There it is.
00:36:05There it is.
00:36:16No hot sauce.
00:36:18Here, poof.
00:36:18E-
00:36:20Love it.
00:36:33Now, we're too hot.
00:36:33Here we go.
00:36:34How do you cook, Matt?
00:36:34Come on.
00:36:34We're too hot.
00:36:34Let's go.
00:36:34Here we go.
00:36:38Next time, we're too hot.
00:36:38Oh, you're too hot.
00:36:45My sister got on the wrong bus, and now she's stuck in a one-horse town without the horse.
00:36:59Baker, this is our last stop before our final destination of Bishop.
00:37:03This is Baker. Watch your step, please.
00:37:06This is in Vegas?
00:37:08Danny?
00:37:10Kylie?
00:37:14Oh, no.
00:37:21Where are we? This isn't Vegas!
00:37:25Not cool. Not cool.
00:37:33This can't be good.
00:37:40Meanwhile, we were still on the road headed for the land of blackjack and buffets.
00:37:56They're gone.
00:37:57They're gone?
00:37:58What?
00:37:59What?
00:37:59They're not in front of the bus.
00:38:00What do you mean they're gone?
00:38:02I don't know. I have to call Taylor. Maybe something happened to her. What if she's hurt?
00:38:06I'm sure she's okay.
00:38:08Great. No signal.
00:38:09Well, Kylie, I mean, maybe they're back at the depot. I mean, I'm sure they're okay. I have to call
00:38:15my parents.
00:38:16They hear about another screw-up. I mean, that's it. No more vacation.
00:38:20Okay, fine. I'll just call Taylor until I can get a hold of her.
00:38:23What do you mean they're gone?
00:38:30I'm sure I can get a hold of her. I mean, meanwhile we just have to stay in Vegas and
00:38:52wait for them.
00:38:53I mean we have money and and plastic and there are plenty of hotels and the
00:39:00Liberace Museum
00:39:07Can't reach Kylie
00:39:09There's no reception out here. You know she must be in Vegas freaking at least Vegas is on a map
00:39:32Man this place is small
00:39:34Mini me wouldn't even fit in this town. You know we screwed up big time. I really don't think this
00:39:39is a time for funny
00:39:40Taylor what else is there to do but laugh. I can't reach Kylie the next bus to Vegas is in
00:39:46six hours
00:39:47The only motel is a campground tent with a complimentary snake, and if I call my parents in this trip
00:39:53is history
00:39:55Okay, you're right. This isn't funny
00:39:58All I wanted was to go to the winter games. There's always 2006 in Turin, Italy
00:40:06Um, I'm gonna go find a bathroom. Yeah me too
00:40:19I'll try Taylor three more times, and then I'm calling my parents. What are we supposed to do here?
00:40:25Under 21 and we're in Vegas
00:40:28eat
00:40:30No
00:40:32All you can eat
00:40:35Yeah
00:40:45Taylor
00:40:46Kylie
00:40:47I'm in Las Vegas
00:40:48Oh, it's so good to hear your voice
00:40:50Yep
00:40:50We're in the capital of nowhere
00:40:52Well, are you okay? Because I've sort of been freaking
00:40:54Really?
00:40:55Yeah, me too
00:40:56Yeah, but we're fine. We just need to find a way to get to you
00:40:59Well, how are we gonna do that?
00:41:01Just stay put
00:41:03Oh, so I almost called mom and dad
00:41:04How about you?
00:41:06Well, I came close, but I figured if we got ourselves into this mess, we might as well get ourselves
00:41:10out
00:41:11So just stay there, we're gonna hook up with you in Vegas, and we'll fly to Utah, I promise
00:41:16Okay, well, I'm holding you to that
00:41:17Okay, love ya
00:41:18Love you, be safe, bye
00:41:20How did it go?
00:41:21Well, she has a plan
00:41:22Oh, thank gosh
00:41:24Yeah, she's so neat
00:41:27Okay, I'll take it back
00:41:29There you go
00:41:31Go ahead, you leave the car
00:41:32I don't know
00:41:38I can't see her
00:41:39I don't know
00:41:41I don't know
00:41:42I don't know
00:41:42I don't know
00:41:43I don't know
00:41:43I don't know
00:41:43I don't know
00:41:43I don't know
00:41:45I don't know
00:41:54I don't know
00:41:57You're either a mirage or lost, cuz I've never seen anyone my age around here
00:42:02I'm real
00:42:05Then how'd you get up here?
00:42:09Sorry, none of my business
00:42:12All I wanted was to go to the Olympics
00:42:14Is that so much to ask?
00:42:15I mean, I worked my butt off to get those tickets
00:42:17I should've gone by myself, but no
00:42:19I had to make it a group trip with my sister and friends
00:42:22And my luck, I got stuck with a group that can do absolutely nothing right
00:42:26My car got stolen
00:42:27The caddy got spiked
00:42:29We flew to the wrong sand
00:42:31I got stuck with a $450 cab ride
00:42:34We did migrant labor
00:42:35Our stakes got eliminated
00:42:37We got on the wrong bus
00:42:39We're 120 miles from Vegas
00:42:41The Olympics are almost over
00:42:42I thought I lost my sister
00:42:44And thankfully some good news
00:42:45Found my sister
00:42:49That's the saddest story ever
00:42:53No, but
00:42:54It's definitely in the top ten
00:42:58Taylor
00:43:00I'll take you to Vegas
00:43:04You will
00:43:09Hey guys, this is Charlie
00:43:11And this is our ride
00:43:12Hey
00:43:13Uh
00:43:14Looks kind of, um
00:43:16Ancient
00:43:17322,000 miles
00:43:19That was my father's first truck
00:43:20You mean your grandfather
00:43:22Old Rusty is reliable
00:43:24Old Rusty?
00:43:25You wanna sleep in a tent?
00:43:29Las Vegas, here we come
00:43:52Come on
00:43:52Miles and miles of oranges
00:43:55Yep
00:43:56You know, one glass of orange juice
00:43:58Has no cholesterol
00:43:59No fat
00:44:00No salt
00:44:00And provides 120% of your daily vitamin C
00:44:03You know, you're kind of, um
00:44:05An orange expert
00:44:07I work in these groves
00:44:11After school and on weekends
00:44:14Really?
00:44:15Yeah, I mean it's great
00:44:17I get to the farm
00:44:18Retire with my dad that way
00:44:21Your dad picks oranges?
00:44:25Millions
00:44:31Cirque du Soleil?
00:44:33Sold out
00:44:33Buffet
00:44:35Chill
00:44:35We're gonna eat
00:44:37Siegfried and Roy
00:44:38Sold out
00:44:40Buffet
00:44:41Relax
00:44:42We're gonna eat
00:44:44Say, yum people
00:44:45Hey, hey
00:44:46I am Raj
00:44:47And, uh
00:44:48You could be
00:44:49Very good witnesses
00:44:52He's gonna commit a crime
00:44:54No, a crime
00:44:55Oh, no
00:44:56Witnesses to
00:44:58A wedding
00:44:59A real wedding?
00:45:01A bride
00:45:02Groom, rice
00:45:03Wee
00:45:04Would that be fried
00:45:05Or white rice?
00:45:07I treat, eh
00:45:08Eat all you want
00:45:09Buffet
00:45:10What?
00:45:11You are my savior, dude
00:45:14Well
00:45:15You've done everything else
00:45:17It's true
00:45:21So you guys have dances and proms?
00:45:24Yeah
00:45:25Don't you?
00:45:27No
00:45:28I'm homeschooled
00:45:31I insist that we pay for gas
00:45:33And that we get you something extra
00:45:35No
00:45:36Not even
00:45:39I'm, I'm just glad to hear about fashion
00:45:41And music
00:45:43Well, if you give me your address
00:45:45My sister and I will send, you know, books
00:45:47CDs
00:45:48Clothes
00:45:49Shoes
00:46:03Welcome to Graceland Chapel
00:46:04Viva Las Vegas, baby
00:46:05Oh, wow, you look just like him
00:46:08Thank you
00:46:09Thank you very much
00:46:10Can I get a best man and a maid of honor?
00:46:18You must be cute, Elvis
00:46:20Oh, ma'am, you pinch me one more time
00:46:23I might have to get all shook up and dance on your blue sweater, too
00:46:27Anything you say, El
00:46:29Dearly beloved
00:46:30We are gathered here today
00:46:31For a very special occasion
00:46:33We're here to bring together
00:46:34Two very special people
00:46:36People I often know and love
00:46:37As Charles and Alina
00:46:40Uh, Carl and Diane
00:46:42Uh, Carl and Diane
00:46:43Thank you, thank you very much
00:46:43Are you guys sure about this?
00:46:45Because sometimes couples have a burn in love
00:46:47And then fools rush in
00:46:48Don't be a fool
00:46:50Or, uh, you're gonna end up in Heartbreak Hotel
00:46:52So lonesome you could cry
00:46:54Treat each other like teddy bears
00:46:56In Viva Las Vegas
00:46:58Oh, I love this
00:47:00Uh, tips are graciously accepted
00:47:02Bounce a check and you'll spend your honeymoon
00:47:05In Jailhouse Rock
00:47:08That's a little joke, huh?
00:47:10Viva Las Vegas, baby
00:47:32Yeah, looks like ol' Rusty's gone to that big scrapyard in the sky
00:47:35We're in the middle of nowhere
00:47:37With no cell phone coverage
00:47:38This happens
00:47:40No problem
00:47:42Um, problem
00:47:45Three weddings in 45 minutes
00:47:47This is a wedding factory
00:47:49I think my wedding's gonna be a little bit more traditional
00:47:53Yeah
00:47:54The king is hungry
00:47:56It's time for cute Elvis to leave the building
00:48:07Any wild animals out here?
00:48:09Lindy, we are in the wild
00:48:16You know, people do it every day
00:48:18Planes, trains, cars, buses
00:48:21From Los Angeles to Salt Lake City
00:48:23You know, it really happens
00:48:24Not for us
00:48:26But it really happens
00:48:28You guys wanna go to Salt Lake?
00:48:30For the Olympics
00:48:31Why didn't you say that?
00:48:33I thought you wanted to go to Las Vegas
00:48:35To take a flight to Salt Lake
00:48:38Salt Lake?
00:48:39Heck, my dad'll take you straight to Salt Lake
00:48:41No thanks
00:48:42I don't ride mules
00:48:46We'll go on his plane
00:48:48Okay, yeah
00:48:48And then after
00:48:49He can take us to Hawaii
00:48:51On his yacht
00:48:54Would you make up your mind?
00:48:56Is it the plane or the yacht?
00:49:10Wow, this is awesome
00:49:12I'm gonna have to move here
00:49:15To Las Vegas
00:49:17To this
00:49:18To the buffet
00:49:21You know, Toast
00:49:22The worldwide accepted practice
00:49:24Is you take the food
00:49:26Put it on your plate
00:49:26Then you take the plate
00:49:28And you put it on your table
00:49:29And then you eat the food
00:49:32Please
00:49:33Why would I do that?
00:49:36Toasty
00:49:37In my country
00:49:38We have a word to describe you
00:49:41Pig
00:50:07Toast
00:50:07This has to be the highlight of your entire life
00:50:11If I cry
00:50:13Tears of joy
00:50:14Raj, look at your plate
00:50:15You eat as much as toast
00:50:16My plate?
00:50:17I'm getting this for toast
00:50:22I think I really might cry
00:50:37All right
00:50:39Pinch me
00:50:41Don't mind if I do
00:50:43This is so unbelievable.
00:50:46Yeah, he's the Orange King of California.
00:50:48I mean, 35,000 acres of oranges.
00:50:51Well, you'd think the king could splurge for a new pickup truck.
00:50:56Welcome to Casa de Orange.
00:50:58Hi.
00:50:59Hi, everybody.
00:51:01Well, I'm sure you're hungry.
00:51:02My chef has prepared dinner.
00:51:05Oh, and tomorrow, my pilots will spin the propeller and get you folks to the Olympics.
00:51:11Thank you, Mr. Sims.
00:51:13No problem.
00:51:14Any friend of Charlie's is like family to me.
00:51:27Hello?
00:51:29Taylor?
00:51:30You want us to meet you tomorrow at the Las Vegas airport?
00:51:33What?
00:51:34Wait.
00:51:35You're picking us up in what?
00:51:39Wait.
00:51:39Say that again.
00:51:40And slowly.
00:51:42A private jet?
00:51:44Whoa.
00:51:45A private jet?
00:51:47Why am I paying for dinner?
00:51:50Okay.
00:51:51Private jet, baby.
00:51:53Whoa!
00:51:54Whoa!
00:51:55Whoa!
00:51:57Whoa!
00:51:57Whoa!
00:51:57Whoa!
00:51:59Whoa!
00:52:05Now this is the only way to travel.
00:52:08Yeah, just keep toast away from the tires.
00:52:11Haha.
00:52:12Don't worry, bro.
00:52:13There's no spikes on this tarmac.
00:52:15I feel like Kid Rock!
00:52:18Yay!
00:52:21Let me get a good look at you.
00:52:23No, you haven't changed a bit.
00:52:25Nice ride, sister.
00:52:27You know, you can only have so much bad luck.
00:52:29You know, eventually it's going to change.
00:52:31So?
00:52:31This is change.
00:52:33So is it still a misadventure?
00:52:36Sometimes when you get lost, you find things.
00:52:40Like...
00:52:40A private jet?
00:52:42Yeah.
00:52:42Yeah.
00:52:43Oh, everyone, this is Charlie, our savior.
00:52:46Hi.
00:52:48Wait, you're the Orange King?
00:52:50Did you bring any oranges?
00:52:52You must be roast.
00:52:54Ha-ha, toast.
00:52:58I just wanted to thank y'all so much for inviting me along.
00:53:02Wait a minute.
00:53:02You're thanking us?
00:53:04Charlie, you're our guardian angel!
00:53:06Sent to deliver us to the snow.
00:53:08So she's our snow angel.
00:53:10Snow angel, that's so beautiful.
00:53:13Pfft.
00:53:14What are we, the Hallmark guard or what?
00:53:17I hate to break the moment,
00:53:19but the pilot just said there's a really ugly weather front coming through.
00:53:22We may be delayed.
00:53:24Oh.
00:53:26Did somebody break a mirror?
00:53:30Hey, I didn't break anything.
00:53:34Today.
00:53:37Who's got the SPF?
00:53:39Who's got the ketchup?
00:53:41Lindy, what is that thing?
00:53:43A sun reflector.
00:53:45Lind, that thing is so 70s.
00:53:47Do you want to tan or do you want to burn?
00:53:49Dude, check out that air that guy just busted.
00:53:53It's like you just surfed out of a fat tube, dude.
00:53:56There's nothing like a hottie on a longboard.
00:53:59Oh, you know, I can almost hear the waves.
00:54:03Almost?
00:54:03Man, I can hear them fine.
00:54:06Nothing like sunbathing.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08Oh!
00:54:10Yeah!
00:54:11Here you go, Chase!
00:54:13Daddy!
00:54:14Daddy!
00:54:15Daddy, not cool!
00:54:16Woo!
00:54:17Are you crazy?
00:54:18Come on, Daddy.
00:54:19Woo!
00:54:20Stop it!
00:54:21Oh!
00:54:22Oh, man.
00:54:23Woo!
00:54:25Hey, do you guys want to eat that stuff?
00:54:27That was so cold.
00:54:28And so uncalled for.
00:54:30Hey, peace, peace.
00:54:32You guys get enough sun in L.A.
00:54:34This is Utah.
00:54:35Yeah, we can go snowboarding, we can go skiing, we can go to town.
00:54:39Ooh, town.
00:54:40Town.
00:54:40Town.
00:54:42Charlie and I are going to walk to Giant Slalom.
00:54:44Dude, Alex Reicher.
00:54:46That guy always wins.
00:54:48Toast, you down?
00:54:49Dude, I'm down with my hamburger.
00:54:52I'm sure there are plenty of those in town.
00:54:57All right, guys.
00:54:58Let's do the town.
00:55:00Woo!
00:55:02Yeah!
00:55:11I can't believe it.
00:55:12The Giant Slalom is sold out.
00:55:14You're not going to see Alex Reicher?
00:55:17Tay, it's the last day of the Olympics.
00:55:20I mean, obviously everything is sold out.
00:55:23I thought you had tickets galore.
00:55:24I did.
00:55:25For everything but the Giant Slalom.
00:55:27And if everything went as planned, then I'd be able to see Alex ski the prelims.
00:55:31Alex?
00:55:32So you're on first-name basis now?
00:55:35Impressive.
00:55:36It's just so frustrating.
00:55:38Sorry, Taylor.
00:55:40You know, I thought bad things happened in threes, but I'm up to double digits.
00:55:48Oh, the snow, the mountains, the fresh air.
00:55:52It's all good.
00:55:54Yeah, it is.
00:55:55Well, except for one thing.
00:55:56The chaperones.
00:55:57Yeah.
00:55:58Yeah, they're not exactly crowding us.
00:56:02Oh, Alex Reicher's up.
00:56:04Where's Tay?
00:56:10What's up, food baths?
00:56:13Didn't you just have the cheeseburger?
00:56:15Oh, hey, Tay, your boy's out.
00:56:17Oh.
00:56:18Oh.
00:56:20Come on, Alex.
00:56:20Let's go, yeah.
00:56:22Come on, Alex.
00:56:25Go, Alex.
00:56:26Go, Alex.
00:56:27Go, Alex.
00:56:27Go, go, go, go, go.
00:56:30Go, Alex.
00:56:32Come on, Alex.
00:56:33Come on, Alex.
00:56:34Go, Alex.
00:56:35Go, Alex.
00:56:36Come on, Alex.
00:56:37Come on, Alex.
00:56:38Come on, Alex.
00:56:38Come on, Alex.
00:56:39Come on.
00:56:40Coming up here.
00:56:41Go, go, go, go, go.
00:56:43You can't just hit him.
00:56:44Oh, no.
00:56:46Oh.
00:56:46Oh, he's into the catch fence.
00:56:48Oh, my.
00:56:49That was one of the fastest sections of this giant small board.
00:56:53They really slammed into that.
00:56:54Well, there's always turn in Italy in 2006.
00:56:58Sorry, Taylor.
00:57:00It's OK.
00:57:01You know, he's 20.
00:57:01He'll be back.
00:57:02Well, I'm 17, and I'll be snowboarding after lunch.
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:06Good job.
00:57:07Any of you beautiful ladies interested?
00:57:10Kylie?
00:57:11You're snowboarding, Danny?
00:57:12I love snowboarding.
00:57:14You can bust fat air.
00:57:15You're not going to be sketching, packing, and cratering into a bank.
00:57:19No way, because we are stomp to stomp to stinking, dude.
00:57:22Woo!
00:57:23That is so fat.
00:57:24Yeah.
00:57:26Huh?
00:57:28Oh, oh, you guys, go do your skiing and skiing.
00:57:31I'm going to do snowboarding.
00:57:31I'm going to do my own thing.
00:57:33Let's hit the slopes.
00:57:34All right.
00:57:35OK.
00:57:36Yeah.
00:57:36Let's go.
00:57:37I'm ready.
00:57:39We're Alex Reiser on this giant slalom Olympic event here in Utah.
00:57:43Top block.
00:57:52This is beautiful, but don't we think it's a little much?
00:57:56Well, half the deal with skiing is looking good.
00:57:59You look amazing.
00:58:01I can live with that.
00:58:03Ready?
00:58:04Let's go.
00:58:14Woo!
00:58:18Gentlemen, the promised land.
00:58:21Paradise, we have arrived.
00:58:23Utopia.
00:58:24Nirvana.
00:58:25All right.
00:58:26Put away the thesaurus.
00:58:27Let's do some cruiseroo.
00:58:28Cruiseroo, baby.
00:58:29Let's grab it.
00:58:31Woo!
00:58:31Woo!
00:58:32Ow!
00:58:32I wouldn't, but I shouldn't, but I can't, so I want it.
00:58:35I might, but I can't.
00:58:37I've got it, so I don't.
00:58:39I wouldn't, but I shouldn't, but I'm not so sure I couldn't.
00:58:42Say what you mean, baby, what you say, say what you mean.
00:58:45Don't say it, me.
00:58:46Say what you, say what you, say what you, say what you mean.
00:59:03Say what you mean, baby, what you say, say what you mean.
00:59:06Don't say it, me.
00:59:06Say what you, say what you, say what you, say what you mean.
00:59:11Say what you mean.
00:59:11Come on, line, let's move.
00:59:12We only have an hour left to ski.
00:59:14You know, I'm getting pretty good at this.
00:59:16I mean, I used to have a problem with my balance.
00:59:18Woo!
00:59:19Woo!
00:59:19Woo!
00:59:19Woo!
00:59:21Woo!
00:59:22Woo!
00:59:22Sorry.
00:59:23Oh my God.
00:59:25Coming down this road for the millionth time this year.
00:59:31But I know somebody who lives here, she's doing just right.
00:59:45So climb out my window and make sure it's shut tight.
00:59:52Everything is gonna be alright, just get in the car.
01:00:07Tell my mother that I'll be back home in the morning
01:00:12And this isn't some kind of a warning
01:00:16Just thought you should know
01:00:31This is spectacular
01:00:32You and your friends must go on some amazing trips
01:00:37Not even on your dad's plane?
01:00:40I don't really have friends
01:00:42There's no one my age where we live
01:00:44I mean, my dad always offered to send me to school
01:00:46In, like, San Francisco or L.A.
01:00:49But...
01:00:49Well, just come to L.A.
01:00:51I mean, we'll hook you up with a million friends
01:00:53That's hyperbole
01:00:54We only have, like, a thousand friends
01:00:58I can't
01:01:00Ever since my mom passed away
01:01:02I don't like to leave my dad alone
01:01:04Well, just know that
01:01:06Wherever you are
01:01:07You'll always have seven friends
01:01:13We missed the Olympics
01:01:15So we had one of our own
01:01:17The cannonball games
01:01:26Corrected Isaiah
01:01:28Yes, that's precious
01:01:30Trust us
01:01:32We have no wonder
01:01:36Who is that
01:01:37You say thank heaven
01:01:38Who's the neue
01:01:38We have no wonder
01:01:39Who is this
01:01:39OK...
01:01:51współm
01:01:52courage, you woo!
01:01:56Haltzy, we use water displacement.
01:01:59Sorry, Ginmore.
01:02:00What is taking Lindy so long?
01:02:02Maybe she's getting her hair done.
01:02:05Oh, my gosh.
01:02:07Oh, dude.
01:02:14What happened?
01:02:16Lindy.
01:02:17The ambulance took me to the hospital
01:02:20and they put this cast on.
01:02:22Yeah, but how did it happen?
01:02:24I went snowboarding.
01:02:26Ate it big time and broke my leg.
01:02:28How broken?
01:02:30Two places.
01:02:31Oh, my gosh.
01:02:32Ouch.
01:02:33Double ouch.
01:02:35Dude, Lindy, why did you go snowboarding?
01:02:37You don't even know how.
01:02:38I know, but I thought if I got good,
01:02:41you and I could go snowboarding together.
01:02:43Aw.
01:02:45Aw.
01:02:48When you get better,
01:02:49you and I are going to bust some fat air.
01:02:51Woo!
01:02:54Lindy, you can judge the Cannonball Olympics.
01:02:57Oh, cool.
01:02:58Yeah, Lind, big splash equals big points.
01:03:01Big splash and water displacement.
01:03:03But the games begin again.
01:03:05Next up,
01:03:06the three-time gold medal winner from Pluto.
01:03:09That would be the Republic of Pluto.
01:03:13Toast.
01:03:14Go Toast, Pete.
01:03:15All right, Toast.
01:03:16I know you've been practicing.
01:03:17Go Toast!
01:03:19Go Toast!
01:03:20Woo!
01:03:22Woo!
01:03:22Go Toast!
01:03:24Woo!
01:03:28Woo!
01:03:32Woo!
01:03:33Woo!
01:03:34Woo!
01:03:34Woo!
01:03:35During the Republic of Pluto!
01:03:39One final competitor,
01:03:40the gallant young babe
01:03:42from the middle of nowhere.
01:03:44Ah!
01:03:45We like to refer to it
01:03:46as the center of nowhere.
01:03:48All right, Charlie!
01:03:50Come on, Charlie!
01:03:50Food andrée!
01:03:52Go, Charlie!
01:03:53Go, Charlie!
01:03:55Go, Charlie!
01:03:56Woo!
01:03:57Woo!
01:03:58Woo!
01:03:59Woo!
01:03:59Go, Charlie!
01:04:01Woo!
01:04:02All right.
01:04:03Woo!
01:04:03Woo!
01:04:05Good job, Charlie.
01:04:11It's okay. I'll be back.
01:04:13Italy, 2006.
01:04:15Okay, let's get the jacuzzi.
01:04:17All right.
01:04:19Woo!
01:04:21Good morning.
01:04:26Hey.
01:04:29I'm surprised you didn't win the cannonball contest.
01:04:31I mean, you are the toast.
01:04:36Actually, I'm Joshua.
01:04:39I guess I've been toast so long you forgot my name.
01:04:42Sorry, Joshua.
01:04:46Um, why does everyone call you toast?
01:04:52Danny hung that on me.
01:04:54I guess toast gets burned a lot.
01:04:58You know, if you put jam on it, toast can be really sweet.
01:05:04Jen Moore, do you think that we'd ever date?
01:05:08I mean, hypothetically.
01:05:11Joshua, introduce Grimmigans to your life, and who knows?
01:05:27I'm sure glad we're staying at Stein Erikson.
01:05:29Not too shabby.
01:05:31And it's given our misadventure a happy ending.
01:05:33Hope you all had a nice day of skiing.
01:05:35Can I get you, uh, drinks?
01:05:37Oh, hot apple cider would be perfect.
01:05:39Thanks.
01:05:40Double decaf hazelnut cappuccino, one sugar raw.
01:05:42A single latte with a mocha blast, please.
01:05:45Um, chai latte, uh, cinnamon twists with a honey drip.
01:05:50Hello?
01:05:52Are we in Los Angeles?
01:05:55Hot apple cider, please.
01:06:00Oh, it's kind of a pain having chaperones, isn't it?
01:06:04Sam, it's not like they're around.
01:06:06I mean, maybe they don't even exist.
01:06:08Not really.
01:06:09Mike and Allison.
01:06:13Hi.
01:06:14Hi.
01:06:16Hi.
01:06:17Hi.
01:06:25Mind if I hitch a ride with you?
01:06:27No.
01:06:30You've been in Utah long?
01:06:31About two days.
01:06:33How about you?
01:06:34A few weeks.
01:06:35Lucky you.
01:06:36Yeah, but it, it didn't turn out quite the way I planned.
01:06:40Yeah.
01:06:41Our plans had a snack.
01:06:43Two or five.
01:06:45But the experience has turned out to be really amazing.
01:06:49Oh, yeah.
01:06:49Same for me.
01:06:50I mean, it's the experience that's important.
01:06:51Right.
01:06:52Well, I'm Taylor.
01:06:53Alexander.
01:06:54Nice to meet you.
01:06:55Nice to meet you.
01:06:56I am the toasteroma.
01:06:59I'm the toasterino.
01:07:01I'm a piece of bread.
01:07:02Stick me in a toaster.
01:07:05Yeehaw.
01:07:06Yeehaw.
01:07:07Woo.
01:07:08Woo.
01:07:09Woo.
01:07:12Woo.
01:07:12Woo.
01:07:12What's up, dude?
01:07:13Ha ha.
01:07:14All right, boys.
01:07:15Let's start with some cruiseries.
01:07:17Yeah.
01:07:17Ha ha.
01:07:18Let's grab air.
01:07:19Woo.
01:07:20Woo.
01:07:21Woo.
01:07:21Woo.
01:07:22Woo.
01:07:23Woo.
01:07:24Woo.
01:07:26You know what I call this?
01:07:27What?
01:07:29Heaven.
01:07:30Heaven on a hill.
01:07:31Heaven on a hill.
01:07:33I like that.
01:07:36Do you want to ski together?
01:07:38You sure?
01:07:39The Deer Valley Ski Instructors taught me a couple moves, so watch out.
01:07:43Hmm.
01:07:44Practically an Olympian, huh?
01:07:46Well, uh, I'll try to keep up.
01:07:59I see trees and green, but when it bruises too, I see there.
01:08:06You guys want a race?
01:08:08Sure?
01:08:09For me and here.
01:08:10I'm good.
01:08:11All right.
01:08:12Let's go.
01:08:12Ow.
01:08:13First one down gets gold.
01:08:14Woo.
01:08:15Gold a lot.
01:08:18Hey.
01:08:22I see skies and blue and clouds and white.
01:08:28Bright sunny days.
01:08:31Dark sea green dancing.
01:08:34I feel it chasing.
01:08:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey.
01:08:45The colors of the rainbow are so pretty underscore.
01:08:51I'm also on the basis of people who are welcome back.
01:08:56I see friends shaking their heads
01:08:59Say, how do you do?
01:09:02They really say, how do I love you?
01:09:07I see these dreads
01:09:11I watch them grow
01:09:13And I learn much more than I've ever knew
01:09:19And I'm being too massive
01:09:21I don't want to do
01:09:23I don't want to do
01:09:26I don't want to do
01:09:31Yes, I need to myself
01:09:34I don't want to do
01:09:37I don't want to do
01:09:43Kylie Hunter, gold medal!
01:09:46The winner treats lunch.
01:09:48Okay, fine.
01:09:50This is a three-way tie.
01:09:57That was fun
01:09:59Okay, time to find a good table, eat good food, and boy watch
01:10:02Charlie, you fit in perfectly
01:10:04Hey, don't you want to wait for Sam?
01:10:07Jen, isn't the answer to that completely obvious by now?
01:10:10No, underlined and in bold letters
01:10:12Okay, see, that's the Jen I know and love
01:10:19Okay
01:10:20Hey, do you want to come visit?
01:10:22Come over
01:10:23Come join us for lunch
01:10:25Your friend is more than welcome
01:10:27Yes, you is
01:10:28Thank you
01:10:29No, I gotta go train
01:10:30Train?
01:10:31Will you have the best gear I've ever seen?
01:10:33Not quite
01:10:35Maybe I'll see you again
01:10:36Tomorrow, 9 a.m.
01:10:37Five bucks
01:10:38Okay, I'll try
01:10:39Enjoy yourselves, guys
01:10:41Bye
01:10:42Bye
01:10:42Bye
01:10:45Taylor, he's a hottie
01:10:47So cute
01:10:49Yeah, I know, but I never saw his face
01:10:51Okay
01:10:52I'm so hungry
01:10:53I know
01:10:53Hamburgers?
01:10:54Hamburgers, french fries, cheeseburgers
01:11:00Aren't you Alex Reicher?
01:11:02Yeah
01:11:05Oh my gosh
01:11:19Hey Sam
01:11:20Last one down has to do toast's laundry
01:11:23Oh, you're on, bro
01:11:25Is that like a race?
01:11:27Boys will be boys
01:11:29It's always about competition
01:11:31Yeah, I mean, why can't you guys ever, you know, do something just for the fun of it?
01:11:34Hey, you girls are included too
01:11:37Then let's get it on
01:11:38First one to the bottom, dude
01:11:41Uh, wait
01:11:43I must prepare
01:11:49On your mark
01:11:51Get set
01:11:53Go!
01:11:55Come on
01:11:56Yeah
01:11:57Woo!
01:12:02Woo!
01:12:05Woo!
01:12:07Woo!
01:12:09Woo!
01:12:10Woo!
01:12:10Woo!
01:12:15Woo!
01:12:16Woo!
01:12:28Woo!
01:12:33Woo!
01:12:34Woo!
01:12:37Woo!
01:12:38Woo!
01:12:38Woo!
01:12:39Woo!
01:12:39Woo!
01:12:39Woo!
01:12:40Woo!
01:12:45Oh
01:13:21Oh
01:13:22These are awesome
01:13:24Hey, please don't burn mine
01:13:30S'mores I mean it doesn't sink with graham cracker marshmallow or chocolate bar sink
01:13:38It sinks into my stomach Joshua. I'm trying to get to the root of the term s'mores
01:13:44Nothing like intellectual banter
01:13:46Kate Chen the name's obvious called s'mores because you always want more
01:13:51Then why not call it mores? I mean, how did that s sneak up in the front?
01:13:58How are you feeling? Is your leg okay?
01:14:01It's better now
01:14:03Well, if you need anything if you feel any pain just tell dr. Danny. I'll take care of it
01:14:11Oh, whoa, wait dr. Danny. Well, you barely got a C in biology now. You're going by dr. Danny. That's
01:14:17nice
01:14:19Don't worry Danny. I think it's really sweet. Oh, blow it out
01:14:26Now the challenge
01:14:28Sandwich the marshmallow. Oh, but the games begin it's toasted
01:14:36You know, I'm gonna call it a night
01:14:38No, wait wait wait wait why yeah, let me get your marshmallow. I'll get it
01:14:43Come on Linda. I'll help you
01:14:45You're a lifesaver Danny
01:14:47Wait, Danny and lifesaver. There's two words you'd never hear together
01:14:52Sam
01:14:53What's going on to you? I'm just joking
01:15:15Hey guys stick around. I mean we haven't even tried the famous hot apple cider
01:15:19Hot apple cider sure
01:15:36Actually chill Sam
01:15:39What?
01:15:42I'm just not feeling what you're feeling
01:15:46I mean, do you see the problem here?
01:15:48To you we should be boyfriend girlfriend
01:15:52But what about what's in my head or in my heart?
01:15:56You're not into it
01:15:59Actually
01:16:01No, I'm not
01:16:04Charcoal has kind of become black and white
01:16:08Kylie, I know you like me
01:16:11Sam
01:16:12Liking and kissing are two completely different things
01:16:15I mean it takes two people to kiss
01:16:18But it takes two people to want that kiss
01:16:22I'm just not into it
01:16:24I mean you're one of my best friends
01:16:28But that's the way I like it
01:16:53I've got to get the key to the car
01:16:56I'm pulling out from an afternoon vacation
01:16:59They don't know where I'm gonna go
01:17:04So I'm starting to hear
01:17:07We're
01:17:08Throwing on the ground now
01:17:10I wish you were here to hear me say
01:17:14This is not
01:17:16My greatest day
01:17:18How far
01:17:19Where would I go
01:17:21How
01:17:22Where would I go
01:17:22Where would I stay
01:17:24Seen it all
01:17:26To carry it all back
01:17:27I'm looking
01:17:28How
01:17:29How
01:17:30Would I try
01:17:31Just to hear
01:17:33Everybody say
01:17:35This is gonna be
01:17:37My greatest day
01:17:49This is gonna be
01:17:51My greatest day
01:17:56It feels so nice to be back behind a wheel
01:17:59Okay so after all the craziness we went through
01:18:02Being here I say was all work
01:18:04Our misadventure was our adventure
01:18:07Sometimes it's the journey not the destination
01:18:10True but our getting lost days are behind us now
01:18:13So which way do we go?
01:18:15That way
01:18:15West
01:18:17No, west
01:18:18Some things never change
01:18:20You know what?
01:18:21I know exactly what our next move should be
01:18:24Okay
01:18:24Let's go
01:18:25Okay
01:18:42I'm so glad we got our little red baby back
01:18:45So the car thief saw our car at the diner that day
01:18:48And then you know he just fell in love with it and had to take her for a test drive
01:18:51A 27 day test drive
01:18:53But who could blame him?
01:18:55You know?
01:18:58Kylie it's my turn to drive
01:18:59You will
01:19:02Those words sound so familiar
01:19:04She's just been out of shape about the winter games
01:19:07No metal in all
01:19:08No metal in all
01:19:09Well I had fun
01:19:10I mean a lot of fun
01:19:11It's just
01:19:13It could have been the best trip ever
01:19:15We know we know
01:19:17You've said that many times
01:19:19So Charlie excited about school?
01:19:21School in LA
01:19:23Excited
01:19:24But kind of nervous
01:19:25Well you'll always have us
01:19:27And us
01:19:28Right Jen?
01:19:29Right Joshy
01:19:34Oh wait
01:19:34Oh whoa sorry
01:19:35Hey that's today's paper
01:19:37Hey look there's that article in the Alex Reicher guy
01:19:40That guy that you're in love with
01:19:42I'm not in love with him
01:19:44There's a picture of him right after he lost the giant slalom
01:19:47Wait a minute I recognize that outfit
01:19:51Do you know who's skiing in this picture with Alex Reicher?
01:19:54Who?
01:19:57That's me
01:19:59I skied with Alex Reicher
01:20:05Well like I said
01:20:07Sometimes it's a journey
01:20:09Not the destination
01:20:11We didn't quite make it to the Olympics
01:20:13But on our road trip we got to hang out with friends
01:20:18Make some new ones
01:20:20And most of all we had a blast along the way
01:20:24And the coolest part about turning 16?
01:20:27Having fun
01:20:29That and of course driving
01:20:42Home sweet home for a day
01:20:44Let's go
01:20:44Okay
01:20:48I can't
01:20:49Come on
01:21:03first one to turn your phone off okay we have to get to sleep sorry can I do that again
01:21:10can I take my land again yeah
01:21:12can I do mine? can we just swing over?
01:21:16you need any hot sauce?
01:21:22there is something bad in there out there
01:21:24they gave me plenty
01:21:27if they did hot sauces yesterday we'd be boiling fresh powder right now
01:21:31oh
01:21:33got it
01:21:35you wanna be hunk of hunk of really well then you're jiggly with it
01:21:40ma'am this is a moving bag
01:21:45what is it?
01:21:47whoa
01:21:49take wait what?
01:21:51okay yeah and then after we can uh we can uh take his uh uh
01:21:57what are we taking?
01:21:58she's still just bent out of shape about the winter games and the medal
01:22:02what?
01:22:04no medal
01:22:05you're just bent out of shape because the winter formal
01:22:09what?
01:22:10what?
01:22:13yeah
01:22:13yeah
01:22:14i can't believe you guys go around
01:22:17okay so now that we are all very very low
01:22:21you want the line
01:22:22what is it?
01:22:25i have a line
01:22:34you have a line
01:22:38you have a line
01:22:48i have a line
01:22:49i have a line
01:22:51i'm not blaming anyone
01:22:54i can't
01:22:55i'm not blaming anyone
01:22:58but we all continue to do this
01:23:00my chin is broken i can't talk
01:23:04hey you wanna join us for lunch?
01:23:06absolutely i'm starving
01:23:08cut
01:23:09what?
01:23:10okay you're not supposed to do that
01:23:12that's not the script
01:23:13uh what what what was it?
01:23:15you're the mystery man remember?
01:23:17right mystery mystery sorry about that
01:23:19forget you know me get you know me
01:23:20we flew to the wrong stand
01:23:22we got 400
01:23:24we got stuck with the
01:23:27we got on the bus to the wrong place
01:23:30but we
01:23:34one two three four five six
01:23:47i got the radio on
01:23:51i'm in love with the modern world
01:23:53i'm in touch
01:23:55i'm a modern girl
01:23:57new york city when it's late at night
01:24:00i got the radio on
01:24:02i'm not going to roll from off
01:24:08I said hello to the spirit of old 1956
01:24:12Racing in a war next to 57
01:24:15Well, the highway was my only friend
01:24:17Cause I went by so quick
01:24:19Suburban trees were out there
01:24:21Consequently, it smelled like heaven
01:24:24But what's the roadrunner once?
01:24:27Roadrunner twice?
01:24:28I'm in love with the modern world
01:24:30Since the world all night
01:24:32Well, the radio on
01:24:36Got the FM
01:24:37Got the power, got the magic
01:24:4050,000 want the power
01:24:43Going faster miles an hour
01:24:47I feel like a robot
01:24:49I got the FM
01:24:5350,000 want the power
01:24:57Going faster miles an hour
01:25:00I'm a neon and it's cold outside
01:25:03I feel in touch, I feel in love
01:25:05I feel in love
01:25:06Agatha, agatha, agatha
01:25:09Agatha, agatha, agatha
01:25:11Agatha, agatha
01:25:13One more
01:25:15Again
01:25:15A, DL, I How High Five
01:25:18A, DL, I Far By
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