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00:13BANANA SLIMMER
00:30Hoo-haw, Donkey Kong
00:42Hoo-haw, Hoo-haw, Donkey Kong
00:46Hey-yo, look out down below
00:50Here he comes, BANANA SLIMMER
00:51KONG-A-BON GO STERO
00:53Hey-yo, Donkey Kong
00:56Let's go, let's go
00:57Here he comes, BANANA SLIMMER
01:10BANANA SLIMMER
01:21Some people call me negative
01:23They don't like my frown
01:25They all try to cheer me up
01:28But I'm down with being down
01:30I know what you're thinking
01:33He's a genius
01:34Cause I am
01:35Cause I'm cranky
01:37I got my finger on for me
01:40Yeah, I'm cranky
01:42The oldest, wisest ape
01:44You'll ever meet
01:45For example, you come to see the most vast possession on the entire island
01:48Who do you come to see?
01:50Me!
01:51Well, now that we've got that strength
01:52Give your eyeballs a swing over there
01:54It's magical
01:55It's magical
01:56It's mysterious
01:57It's the eighth and a half wonder of the world
01:59The Crystal Coconut!
02:01No!
02:05This is no ordinary crystal
02:08It's a fortune teller
02:10A teleporter
02:11A power supplier
02:12And a wish fulfiller
02:14In other words
02:15Whoever's got the coconut
02:17rules
02:18Step right up
02:20And take a closer look
02:22The crystal
02:23They'll explain it all
02:27That's Donkey Kong
02:29The strongest, brawniest, hippiest ape
02:31In all of Congo Bongo
02:34Our protector
02:35And future king
02:37Got a lot of muscle mass
02:39But, uh
02:41Not so much brain mass
02:43But he is the Bongo Biggie
02:47The top banana
02:48That can keep the crystal coconut safe and sound
02:51And
02:52Out of the wrong claws
02:54Whose claws?
02:57That's
02:58Slimy
02:58Scaly
02:59Foul-breath
03:01Lizard
03:01King
03:02K. Rool
03:04Professional bad guy
03:06The big daddy of evil
03:09K. Rool
03:12He's here
03:13Hip hop
03:14Hip hop
03:15Hip hop
03:15Whatcha got
03:16The big fat girl
03:17Hip hop
03:18Hip hop
03:19Hip hop
03:21Hip hop
03:22Got a lot
03:23Critters
03:24Honk
03:26General Klump
03:27I order you to seize the coconut
03:30Critters
03:31The claptrap weapons
03:33At the ready
03:36Oh wow
03:37Nice fat target
03:39How could we miss?
03:41Stop me you idiots
03:42At Crankers Cabin
03:44At Crankers Cabin
03:51Hey!
03:52You music noots!
03:54You overgrown Spinders Salamanders!
03:56Get away from there!
03:57Donkey Kong!
03:59Where are you?
04:07You
04:08Why do I always have to start the day with a tough decision?
04:11Hmm
04:13Hmm
04:13Hmm
04:15Hey DK, it's me, Diddy
04:20Come on up little buddy
04:22What in this thing?
04:23I don't know DK
04:24I'm a little nervous
04:26My knees are starting to chatter here after what happened last time
04:28It's cool
04:29That's been fixed
04:31Hop in and I'll buzz you up
04:33Ok
04:34If you say so DK
04:36Ok
04:36But go easy
04:37Cause sometimes DK
04:38You
04:39No offense here
04:40But you get a little out of control
04:49Diddy?
04:50Little buddy?
04:51Yeah
04:52Down here
04:53Donkey Kong
04:56We gotta bust a move Diddy
04:58Cranky needs our help
04:59You coming or what?
05:01Right behind the DK
05:10Donkey Kong!
05:12Hang on Cranky!
05:14We're coming!
05:16Follow me!
05:18We're moving in!
05:20Hip
05:20Hop
05:20Hip
05:21Hip
05:21Hip
05:22Hip
05:22Hip
05:22Hip
05:22Hip
05:22Hip
05:22Hip
05:27Hip
05:42Hip
05:43Hip
05:44Hip
05:44Hip
05:44Hip
05:45Hip
05:45Hip
05:45Hip
05:45Hip
05:46Hip
05:46Hip
06:03Mummy?
06:04Hey, Karoole, what's up?
06:08Donkey Kong. Did he? It was a good match.
06:12You won, I lost. Good sportsmanship and all that.
06:17I'm just an underprivileged reptile.
06:20Let's blame it on my genes. We're, uh...
06:25You did it, you did it, DK. You saved the coconut.
06:29Do you think you two apes can break up your party long enough to fix up my roof?
06:36Preferably before Karoole comes back.
06:39Because you can bet he will.
06:46I need that lusted coconut.
06:49Doubt it, I'm nothing but a lowly lizard. A prehistoric throwback.
06:54I am ordering you to bleed, exterminate, annihilate the simple-minded ape.
07:02But he eliminated, exterminated, and, uh, yes, annihilated your entire army.
07:07He's invincible.
07:08It's the bananas that make him invincible.
07:12But what if...
07:13Yes?
07:14What if we cast a spell?
07:17A curse.
07:18Uh...
07:18A curse.
07:26Yes, a curse.
07:28Here it is.
07:30Curse your way to the top.
07:32Success through voodoo.
07:34Tired of looking like a goof.
07:35Sick of those pesky hunks showing you up time and time again.
07:39Try this foolproof curse.
07:41Yes.
07:44While cutting the obnoxious lout's hair, chant, snip clip power slip.
07:49You're a wimp and that's it.
07:50He'll be left as weak as a baby and...
07:54Listen to this.
07:55His strength will not return unless his hair grows back.
08:00That's it.
08:01Cut Donkey Kong's hair.
08:03And before it grows back, I'll have a coconut.
08:08If it's, uh, who'll, uh, cut his hair?
08:11It's so obvious.
08:13The only person he'll let get close enough to him.
08:16You wouldn't know a good plan if it hit you in the head.
08:19I would too.
08:20If it hit me in the head.
08:26Looking fine, G.K.
08:28What's up?
08:29I've gotta look good.
08:30You do?
08:31But I gotta look especially smooth.
08:34I'm dropping in on candy.
08:36It's her birthday.
08:37Candy, candy, candy.
08:39She's just a girl, D.K.
08:41You can't have fun with a girl like we do.
08:44She's the gorilla of my dreams.
08:48If only I could get her away from Buster Barrel Works.
08:53It's right here, in this very place that they build the barrels.
08:58Ooh!
08:59Unfortunately, the place is run by that upwardly mobile jerk, Bluster.
09:06When it comes to candy, Bluster is Donkey Kong's biggest competition.
09:12She's got a soft spot for D.K.
09:14But then Bluster's got the goodies and someday the Bluster Barrel Works.
09:21Candy!
09:21Here comes the boss.
09:22Hey, Candy.
09:24Surprise!
09:25A birthday cake.
09:27How original, Bluster.
09:29Yes, I am a thoughtful son of a gun.
09:32Happy birthday.
09:34Banana cream, your favorite.
09:37Rejected.
09:38Watching my figure.
09:40Don't bother.
09:41I'm watching it for ya.
09:43I don't think so.
09:46The machine!
09:48No!
09:49No!
09:50That was close.
09:53So, we gonna go back to my place on the Copa Banana?
09:56Or what?
09:57I made plans.
09:59With him?
10:00Hi, Donkey Kong.
10:02Happy birthday, Candy!
10:04You can't be serious.
10:06I tried to do nice things, but...
10:08I brought you these!
10:09Ooh!
10:10I was gonna get you a cake, but I see you already got one.
10:14Donkey Kong!
10:15Every single time you show up, things just fall apart!
10:19Both of you are just a couple of paint in the butt!
10:22Yay!
10:22Ouch!
10:23You're outta here!
10:25I guess this means our date's off, huh?
10:29General Pluck, how's the plan coming along?
10:33Is it done yet?
10:34This is your finest hour.
10:39Oh, my!
10:41Despite the head not being attached, she does look real.
10:46Hello.
10:47I'm King Karoo.
10:50What's your name?
10:52My name is Candy.
10:54Happy to meet you.
10:56She's perfect!
10:58Put her head back on.
10:59You heard him, troops!
11:01Attach!
11:02Hand!
11:03Operation Attach Head completed, sir!
11:08I'm Candy Kongs.
11:10Calmly look like we're one and the same.
11:14Ooh!
11:16I know what you're thinking, but honey, I'm no ordinary day.
11:24I'm sugary sweet.
11:26Ooh!
11:27Just like Candy King.
11:32My charm and good looks drive all the apes insane.
11:39Ooh!
11:41Ooh!
11:41Every monkey's dream for your evil scheme.
11:45It's so cool to work for King K Moon.
11:48Ah-oh!
11:49She lives!
11:50She lives!
11:51She could fool an idiot!
11:52Fool me!
11:54Thou snip-clip power-slip, you're a wimp and that's it!
11:57The curse on Donkey Kong.
11:59She'll cut his hair, which will cut his strength and cut him out of the picture!
12:02Ha-ha-ha!
12:07I blew it.
12:09She's never gonna talk to me again.
12:12Ah, don't sweat it.
12:13You've blown it a hundred times, a thousand times, a million kajillion times.
12:18Thanks.
12:20Oh, yoo-hoo!
12:23Donkey Kong!
12:25Candy!
12:26Hey!
12:27Banana Yama!
12:28Oh, she's here!
12:29Yama Banana's up!
12:30Are you asking me in or why?
12:33Oops!
12:34I forgot you were here!
12:39You don't know your own strength, Donkey Kong.
12:43We'll have to fix that.
12:45Snip-clip power-slip.
12:47You're a wimp and that's it.
12:49What?
12:50Snip-snip-gonna-clip.
12:51Make you my sweet and sexy chimp.
12:56Come here, you hunk of love.
12:58Okay then!
12:59Chop-chop!
13:01Sheesh!
13:02What a goon!
13:02Oh!
13:03I can't watch this.
13:06All done!
13:07That wasn't so bad, was it?
13:09Do you like it?
13:10Smooth!
13:11Too smooth!
13:13Oh no!
13:14Beak alert!
13:16I just don't feel like myself.
13:18Trust me.
13:19You'll get used to it.
13:21Well, I'm out of here.
13:24I'll get the elevator for you.
13:25Sure you will.
13:30Huh?
13:32Double hunk!
13:34Let me try Donkey Kong.
13:39Nothing to it.
13:40You better take it easy, DK.
13:43She's right!
13:44I'm pooped!
13:45But DK, how could that be?
13:47What happened?
13:48You're the strongest ape in all of Kongo Bongo!
13:51Oh!
13:51Beats me!
13:52But I'm beat!
13:56Company!
13:57Halt!
13:59Cranky!
14:00Oh, Cranky!
14:03Come and meet and greet the new ruler of Kongo Bongo!
14:07Don't you ever give up!
14:09I never give up when victory's at hand!
14:14CROSSER!
14:15Huh?
14:17Your majesty called.
14:19Go on, boy.
14:20Fetch the coconut!
14:23Your big oaf is no match for mine!
14:26Donkey Kong!
14:28Help!
14:29Donkey Kong!
14:31Where are you?
14:35Banana Slammer!
14:36In your tracks, Crusher!
14:38This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you!
14:41Just label it, will ya?
14:42I'm gonna give you one last chance!
14:45Step back!
14:46Make a run for it!
14:47Okay!
14:48Okay!
14:48Here it comes!
14:52Oh!
14:53You're tickling me!
14:55Here it comes!
14:56That was a warm-up!
14:58I'm gonna give it to you right now!
15:01Okay!
15:03Donkey Kong!
15:10Get up, Donkey Kong!
15:13Get up, Donkey Kong!
15:15Get up!
15:16You can't stop me now, Cranky!
15:18I win!
15:19You lose!
15:21Stop right there!
15:22I'm warning you!
15:26You scum-sucking rancid reptiles!
15:30This is bad!
15:32Really, really bad!
15:34What happened?
15:36Ever since Candy cut my hair,
15:38and told me she wanted to make me her little love slave...
15:41Your hair?
15:42Yeah!
15:43Don't laugh!
15:45She gave me the once-over makeover!
15:47Do I look like I'm laughing?
15:50You're under her curse!
15:52Hey!
15:53Someone's coming!
15:54It's Funky Kong!
15:55It's coming in for landing!
15:57He's gonna land on us!
15:58Fear left!
16:00Fear left!
16:00Fear left!
16:00That was me!
16:05Gee!
16:06That was near death!
16:09Hey, dudes!
16:10It's chaos all over the island!
16:14Karu's got the coconut?
16:15It's true!
16:17We're all doomed!
16:18Everyone knows already!
16:21Yeesh!
16:22Hop in and I'll cruise you to the mellow yellow plantation!
16:26Yeah!
16:27Bananas!
16:28They always do the trick!
16:30Don't count on it!
16:31I'm tight!
16:33Take-offs are a little rocky!
16:36Um...
16:36How rocky?
16:37Nothing I can't handle!
16:39Maybe I should stay behind!
16:42Yeah, sit this one out!
16:43Too late!
16:46Whoa!
16:55Bananas!
16:57Fat chance!
16:58And now for my voodoo undo!
17:03Banana panorama below!
17:06I hope this does the trick!
17:08I hope we land!
17:14Feast your eyes on those gazillions of mellow yellows!
17:20What a gorgeous sight!
17:23Problem solved!
17:24All you gotta do now is chow!
17:33I don't believe it!
17:35He's eaten every single banana!
17:37And he's still a wimp!
17:39It holds the voodoo undo!
17:42What took you so long?
17:45Bluster didn't want to come!
17:47I had to force him!
17:49Here!
17:50You have to find DK!
17:51Make him drink this!
17:53Only the person that cast the spell on him can undo the curse!
17:57But I didn't curse him!
17:59Well, somebody who looked, talked and walked like you did!
18:02She's been at the barrel works all day!
18:06Maybe it was an imposter!
18:08A double!
18:09A candy wannabe!
18:10Never mind!
18:12It'll still work!
18:13Move on it!
18:15Go!
18:16Go!
18:16Go!
18:17The fate of Congo Bungo is in it for you!
18:21It lies in your hands!
18:24My loyal reptilian subjects!
18:28This marks a glorious day in history for all critters!
18:34Hell!
18:35Because from this day forward, I am the indisputable ruler of every living being on the face of Congo Bungo!
18:44Wo!
18:45Tee-o!
18:46Tee-oo!
18:47Tee-oo!
18:47Yeah!
18:48Uh-huh, sir?
18:50What is it?
18:52Plump!
18:53There's uh...
18:54There's been a set back, uh, with your plan!
18:57My sources tell me that Cranky's cooked up an antidote...
19:00to the voodoo curse!
19:04How are we ever going to find Donkey Kong?
19:07He could be anywhere on the island.
19:11What is that?
19:12We're experiencing mechanical difficulties.
19:16Cloud traps.
19:21I'm tired. My feet are sore.
19:24I have sand in my shoes and I'm thirsty.
19:26Give me that bottle.
19:27No, this will save Donkey Kong.
19:29So what if Karoole wins? Who cares?
19:33Donkey Kong will be out of my hair.
19:35I can't stand that guy.
19:36Now give me that stuff.
19:38We're not going to save Donkey Kong.
19:40No one is.
19:42Bluster, what are you doing?
19:44I'm top banana now.
19:48Huh?
19:49What? What's happening?
19:51Uh-oh. It's...
19:53It's the biggest, hugest, humongous banana tree I've ever seen.
19:59Hey, DK. Donkey Kong.
20:02What?
20:03It's a miracle.
20:05An omen.
20:06A sign from a sign place.
20:09Look.
20:09More bananas.
20:11No help.
20:12Not another bite.
20:14It's not going to work.
20:15You have to.
20:17Open up.
20:18What do you got to lose?
20:20My lunch.
20:21One banana ball ride.
20:25Look at your head.
20:27Your hair is growing back.
20:29So are my muscles.
20:32Here, Crusher.
20:33Put my newly acquired orb of power in the royal vault for safekeeping.
20:39Absolutely, your majesty.
20:41No, no, no, slammer.
20:44Ready for round two, Crusher?
20:48Back again.
20:50Once was not enough.
20:52What are you going to do this time?
20:55Oh, just this?
20:57Oh, my curse!
20:59My curse!
21:00It's been broken!
21:02Ah!
21:03The crystal coconut!
21:05Gone!
21:05Gone!
21:16Oh, ha, man!
21:18I'm good.
21:20The big dope did it.
21:22Ready for round three?
21:25Ow.
21:27We're back, guys.
21:29Never get a break.
21:30It's been fun.
21:31A real hoot.
21:32But I got to split.
21:33I have a birthday party to go to.
21:39Donkey Kong, I have something for you.
21:43Huh?
21:43It's just a little present for being such a hero.
21:49Well, gosh, thanks, Candy.
21:51Donkey Kong, I have something for you.
21:55It's just a little present for being such a hero.
22:00Oh.
22:02Two candy should be better than one.
22:04You know I'm the real thing, DK.
22:07She's obviously the imposter that started all the trouble in the first place.
22:12Liar.
22:12Well, she's the fake.
22:14Don't listen to her.
22:15She is.
22:17Everybody hold it.
22:19I'm not going to fall for it twice.
22:22Even I can tell the real candy from a fake.
22:27Easy.
22:28It's you.
22:30Are you crazy?
22:31Crazy in love enough to know the real thing when I see it.
22:36Ouch.
22:37I never want to see you again.
22:40Now that we're alone,
22:43how about a big birthday kiss?
22:46Oh, yes.
22:49You got it.
22:53What the?
23:00I'm blown away, Candy.
23:04Totally.
23:05Yeesh.
23:06No.
23:07Yeah.
23:11Yeah.
23:13Yeah.
23:15It's you.
23:23No.
23:24No.
23:27No.
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