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00:03very beautiful very beautiful
00:04here is the angela marvegia that I have known
00:07the coronation time
00:10baby that's linda baby
00:11that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it
00:15today is a very special day for you
00:17but you, you don't leave me behind
00:21because when I finish with you, you will be
00:24so beautiful and so beautiful
00:25that you are going to think that your sister
00:27your mother
00:29Enrique
00:30who is with Mrs. Peri
00:32I already know that she is not a quinceanera
00:35I know, she comes here every Saturday
00:37to make her hair, you have to treat her like a princess
00:39do you understand?
00:41you don't understand me, you don't answer me
00:44you don't answer me, you don't answer me
00:45oh my god, that's it
00:47my queen
00:48my queen
00:50my queen
00:55Enrique
01:16hey
01:17Encyclopedia Brown, are you still open?
01:19oh it's open
01:21fuck me harder surfer boy with your fat little crooked cock
01:25and you please tell me you're not serious shaved balls
01:29this is pretty out there Brent
01:30not really
01:32have you ever had sex with two men at the same time?
01:34you ever had sex with two women?
01:36once again you refuse to answer my question
01:39have you?
01:41yes
01:41how was it?
01:43which time?
01:45he puts on his yin yang baseball cap and asks for a number
01:49what? she says that we can date
01:50well, she has a point
01:53on his way out he says late in that stupid surfer way
01:56late
01:58she feels sad for about half a second than the familiar relief
02:01when she hears the door shut
02:02why does it always feel so good when they leave?
02:07what? I love it, I think it's great
02:08yeah, it's just really really weird hearing it out loud
02:12anyway, I don't care if you love it, I didn't write it for you
02:16you know what I think?
02:18like you're angry with me about sleeping with Lisa
02:20yeah
02:20so maybe you're getting back at me by writing about you being with someone else
02:24Nate, it's not that simple
02:27I started writing this long before I found out about you and Lisa
02:34so
02:35tell me
02:37what else is in that computer?
02:41or this computer?
02:50Taylor, someone very important is coming over tomorrow
02:53very important friend
02:54we need you to be on your best behavior
02:56oh, you mean a social worker?
02:59I've had them before
03:00Ms. Pastorelli and Mr. Shipley
03:02he smelled like Fritos and coughed a lot
03:05me and my mom, we used to call him Mr. Ship for Brain
03:08hey, I am sick and tired of your mouth, alright?
03:11when you speak like that, you're not showing any respect for yourself
03:14and believe me, there are plenty of people in this world
03:16that are not gonna respect you without you adding to it
03:18you know what I'm talking about?
03:21you're gonna be late for school, go brush your teeth so we can leave
03:30Keith, I don't think she knows
03:30I don't wanna hear it
03:32well, because I'm white I couldn't possibly understand
03:34no, because you're gonna start spouting all that child psychology bullshit you've been reading
03:38it's not bullshit, it's called the whole child theory
03:41and it's only the collective thoughts of some of the greatest educators around, okay?
03:47letting her know that we love her for who she is builds trust
03:50constantly scolding her for behavior we don't like doesn't
03:56what?
03:57I don't know how we're gonna raise a child
03:59we just are, okay?
04:00David, the board still hasn't cleared me on the shooting
04:02we're going to get the guardianship and we're going to be good parents
04:08Taylor, how long is it gonna take you to brush your teeth?
04:19I would like to go on record as saying
04:21I'm in full support of you going to art school
04:23consider it recorded
04:25but I'm just taking a tour
04:27let's not get our panties in a wad over it
04:29oh, that's such an unpleasant expression
04:31I never got to go to college
04:32did you even want to?
04:34I did
04:34I wanted to study French feminist writers
04:36your feminist mom?
04:38feminism means being accepted for who you are
04:41I wanted to be a wife and a mother
04:43I never gave anything up to be a mother or a wife
04:45it was what I wanted
04:46I thought you just said you gave up going to college
04:48why is every conversation with you a trap?
04:50sorry
04:51I'm sorry
04:51be a feminist, we can both be feminists
04:55check it out, Cindy Sherman went here
04:57whoa, Billy Chenoweth? I never knew that
04:59Brenda's brother?
05:00the one in the mental institution?
05:02he's out
05:03is he cured?
05:05who knows
05:06god, I hate my hair
05:08I'm gonna go to college
05:09I'm gonna cut it all off like Felicity
05:12have I met her?
05:14yeah, she was here for dinner once
05:23Federico?
05:25are you alright?
05:26yeah, I'm fine, David
05:29you know her?
05:31mhm
05:32abuelita
05:33means grandma
05:34Federico, I'm so sorry
05:35no, no, she's not really my grandma
05:37she's sort of adopted
05:40she lived by herself
05:40right across the street from me and Vanessa
05:42before we moved
05:44I used to, uh
05:45clean the leaves out of her gutters
05:47and bring her trash cans back up the driveway
05:49I mean nothing big
05:50just when I was doing mine
05:52we used to invite her to all the kids' birthday parties
05:54she used to sit in this folding chair
05:58just happy to be there
05:59with a big smile on her face
06:03that's sweet
06:05that's sweet
06:06is that the pre-need she and I did together?
06:07yeah
06:11it's no rule
06:12wear pajamas to work
06:14oh, sorry, I live at Keith's now
06:16I don't know where half my stuff is
06:19oh, yay!
06:20what?
06:21she wants the Our Lady of Guadalupe casket
06:23I love that one
06:28Keith!
06:30listen, we heard back from the Use of Force Review Board
06:32about your shooting
06:34sorry to be the one to have to tell you this
06:35but, uh
06:37you're being brought up on charges
06:39turns out all the perp pad was a toy pistol
06:42there's also evidence to suggest that if the perp hadn't died
06:45he might have invented a clean burning alternative to fossil fuels
06:48reducing our dependence on imported energy sources
06:50thus ending the conflict in the Middle East
06:52and deflecting the horror of the impending world war
06:55it's good
06:58they decided it was a good shooting
07:03thank you
07:05congratulations
07:17hey, baby
07:17hey
07:19well, the board rolled
07:20I'm off the hook
07:21oh, thank god
07:23I'll talk to you later
07:24love you, bye
07:32Claire Fisher?
07:34how'd you know?
07:35you don't look like a Mushadip Siddiqui
07:38I'm Henry, I'll be your cruise director
07:40excellent
07:41alright, let's go
07:43so let me guess
07:44you were like the one total weirdo outcast in your high school
07:48not the only one
07:50but definitely one of the top ten
07:52yeah
07:52I think that's what all of us are
07:54I think every last freak of every last California high school winds up here
07:58we're kind of an island of misfit toys apologist
08:02can anyone take welding?
08:04you have to, it's a requirement
08:07how cool that welding is a requirement, not fucking calculus
08:09nobody's gonna be looking at my math grades to get in here
08:11well, even though you don't need the grades
08:13you still gotta make total sure you rocked the application thing
08:15yeah, definitely
08:16well, seriously
08:17a lot of people want to go to school here
08:19so it's not like a total sleepwalk to get in
08:21your essay, your portfolio, all that stuff counts
08:25letters of recommendation
08:27who do you know?
08:29um, nobody
08:30well, I sort of know Billy Chenoweth
08:33eh, he's okay
08:34personally, I think everything he does Gregory Crudson did better
08:36except years ago
08:39but the alumni thing should work in your favor
08:44this one's called Jesus Balls
08:47first year student
09:14no, that's fine, you don't have to go out tonight
09:16okay
09:17no, that's fine, you don't have to go out tonight
09:18although we did decide that we would get together every other night
09:21okay
09:21but this is actually better
09:23because now we can go out Saturday
09:24then Monday, Wednesday and Friday of next week
09:28oh, wait
09:30then we can't be together next Saturday
09:33okay
09:34so, truth be told, every other day isn't a workable plan
09:38I think we should decide on a number of days a week
09:41say, three days a week or four days a week
09:43three days a week?
09:44right, or four days a week
09:45and then choose those four days
09:47always making sure we include Saturdays
09:50because who wants to stay alone on a Saturday, right?
09:53whatever you decide
09:56Nikolai, don't let me talk you into something you don't want to do
09:59no, it's fine
10:01good, let me go look at a calendar
10:08so, tell me everything
10:10what does the human fry master look like?
10:14crematory
10:16well, it's a
10:18it's a big steel thing in a big room
10:20how does it work exactly?
10:23the container is placed on these chrome rollers
10:25and a small door raises and the body goes through
10:27oh, like how your tray disappears through that thing in the cafeteria?
10:31uh, yeah
10:33actually, it's just like that
10:36and then?
10:39and then once the body is in there, then there's a button that's pressed
10:44sounds good
10:44even though the good rabbi said I shouldn't
10:47it just burned me up
10:48who pushes the button?
10:50whoever you specify
10:52Buddhists have a family member and then some people choose no one
10:55in which case the person who works the crematory does it
10:57I'll take that guy
11:01I guess I'll be on my own at that point, huh?
11:05well, what about family members, your parents?
11:08well, they just got to be total downers
11:10I told them to stop coming
11:11they'll find out I'm dead when the rest of the world does
11:15well, any other friends?
11:16yeah, I had some
11:18a lot of work, you know?
11:19a lot of people freak out when you get sick
11:22and a bunch of people betrayed me
11:24some people just got too crazy to deal with
11:27but a girlfriend?
11:28no, I mean, yeah, I had girlfriends
11:31relationships
11:32that I'd be in something for whatever
11:34like two months, two years
11:36and then it would just get too
11:40too
11:42nothing, just
11:43too
11:44I would start thinking I don't like this about her
11:46and I don't like this about her
11:47and then I would start to feel this thing on the back of my neck
11:50just like one of those super balls
11:52and it would just throb with the word leave
11:54leave, leave, leave
11:56and so I would
11:57and the second I got my life back
11:59the ball would disappear
12:03I suffer from that American thing big time
12:06you know, he's looking around for someone better
12:09shopping
12:10I don't think a lot of people go through that
12:11no, they don't, man
12:13okay, they don't
12:15most people just pick someone
12:18I never looked at someone and just said, okay
12:20hey
12:20I'll take you
12:25you can still connect with people
12:29no
12:30I can't
12:33it's a little too late
12:37listen
12:40I'm gonna make a commitment to you
12:42I am hereby committing to come and see you everyday
12:45without fail
12:48you don't have to come and see me everyday
12:50no, I want to
12:52whatever
12:54alright, until tomorrow then
12:58no, they'll bring you anything? magazines?
13:00no
13:14may I help you?
13:16are you the owner?
13:17yes, I'm David Fisher
13:18I understand my mother's funeral is to be held here
13:21yes, of course, I'm so sorry for your loss
13:23thank you, I was wondering if we could go over the arrangements
13:25of course, let me just get my associate
13:27he helped your mother with her pre-need contract
13:29fine
13:32I was a personal friend of your mother's
13:34my family and I lived across the street from her for many many years
13:37but I'm sorry
13:40hello
13:41hey
13:43yeah
13:45yeah, I just wanted to ask you
13:47I'm say about 55 minute drive from Mission Viejo
13:50where's that course you and Jim played last winter?
13:54hold up
13:55you there, Penn?
13:59okay
14:00okay
14:02yeah, got it
14:05oh, yeah, thank you so much
14:07well, it was her time, she lived her full life
14:09okay, you take care
14:11um, I'm an orthopedic surgeon
14:13and every May we do a tournament
14:15your mother was very very proud of you
14:18she always said, my Andrecito's a surgeon
14:21she was a wonderful woman
14:23and I'd like to give her a top of the line funeral
14:27um, I like this one
14:29is it real mahogany?
14:30yes, it is
14:31oh, your mother already chose a casket, sir
14:33it's in her pre-need
14:34she liked this one
14:37well, uh, I'd like to give her, uh, something nicer
14:41yes, well, she liked this one
14:44well, this looks like some kind of gangbanger lowrider
14:46I don't know what
14:47okay, now, she chose this one
14:48because she was living on a fixed income
14:50I have money, and I want to change it
14:52she liked this one
14:53and this is the one that she should have
14:58Mr. Fisher
15:00I'm offering your business more money
15:02now, your associate seems to have some kind of conflict of interest
15:05that I don't understand
15:06I only want to give my mother the best
15:09I appreciate your concern, Mr. Perez
15:11and I'd be happy to upgrade your mother's casket
15:15but legally, we're required to fulfill her wishes
15:23I don't know what kind of piece of shit operation you people are running here
15:26I really don't
15:27I'm trying to do something nice for my mother
15:30and you just won't get out of my fucking way
15:40well, I'm going to go make a salad
15:45David?
15:48if you weren't legally bound to follow Mrs. Perez's instructions, would you have-
15:51to be perfectly honest, I'm not entirely sure we are legally bound
16:02alright, that should be everything
16:07I will contact you as soon as I know
16:09if we'll be able to do a viewing, okay?
16:11you know, no one should have to see him this way, not even my mother
16:14my son is the one who saw everything happen
16:17you know, it was raining, and I had told my dad
16:20that it was too slippery on the roof
16:21of the house, my husband was fixing the roof himself
16:24but he went up there anyway
16:27you're going to freak when you see him, I saw him
16:30I'll be okay
16:32I...
16:33I turned him over, and I looked at him
16:37I mean, you know, I know you're not supposed to touch him
16:39because it might be a back injury and all
16:42and my mother started yelling not to touch him
16:44I thought it might be a back injury
16:46but I turned him over
16:50you see, he felt like face first until the pilot breaks on the side of the house
16:53so, uh...
16:57so I saw him
16:59I...
16:59it's okay, mijo
17:02it's okay
17:16what are you looking for?
17:18anything that seems too, uh... funny
17:20funny ha-ha or funny gay?
17:22what about this?
17:24think I should put this away?
17:25what is it?
17:26Esquires, things a man should know about style
17:28please, a book about fashion has to be gay
17:30stop being such a bigot
17:32kids, spy kids
17:34Shiloh, Shiloh, Shiloh, uh-oh
17:36here
17:37Taylor
17:38put this away
17:39The Wiz? You're kidding
17:40it's a gay video
17:41it's a kids video
17:43Diana Ross and Michael Jackson
17:45Michael Jackson's a scarecrow
17:46it's not like they're not going to know that we're gay
17:48we're two men living together
17:50I don't want to seem too gay
17:51or like we're trying to make her gay
17:52oh, right, watching The Wiz will turn her into a lesbian
17:56David, don't be so naive
17:57that's the way some of these people think
17:59you ought to worry about it making her want to have plastic surgery
18:02y'all are crazy
18:05okay, now what about this?
18:07okay, that's pretty gay
18:07yeah
18:11hey, so thank you for hooking me up with black arts
18:14I finally went and visited
18:17uh-huh
18:17and actually it was amazing
18:19not just the facilities, I mean
18:21which were unbelievable
18:22they had this whole giant, like, kiln wing
18:24what wing?
18:25kiln
18:26uh-huh
18:26but there were these
18:28I don't know, not cool people
18:30because they're not like the whatever posers here
18:32but the people there
18:33how large is the student body?
18:35um, I don't know
18:37but
18:38I just
18:39I did my whole application thing
18:42and
18:43I just
18:45I just
18:47just what?
18:49I want this
18:51I
18:52really want to go there
18:56well, just, uh
18:58let me know if there's anything I can do to help
19:01well, actually I do need to get three letters of recommendation
19:03I'll be happy to write you one
19:05it just
19:06may take me a couple days
19:07oh, no, I mean
19:08they have to be from, like, successful artists
19:10so
19:11I was wondering if maybe
19:12you knew anybody who
19:13no
19:15no, I don't, uh
19:16none of those kind of people
19:23is it your birthday or something?
19:25uh, just going away gifts from some of the, uh
19:27kids that I've worked with over the past few years
19:30where are you going?
19:32cutbacks
19:32just one counselor's gonna serve the district
19:35not me
19:37some of the guy who's been in the system longer
19:40I can't believe they
19:41what, get rid of me?
19:44yeah
19:46I think it was time to move on anyway
19:52well
19:54I'm sure we'll find each other at graduation, right?
20:00yeah
20:02oh
20:04no, of course, thanks for getting back to me
20:07yeah, I do, okay
20:11um
20:12no
20:13no, sorry, I don't, I don't know where that is
20:17actually
20:19how do I get there?
20:22um, okay
20:22last thing at night, before I fall asleep
20:25love
20:27first thing after sunrise
20:29love
20:31I was born searching for you
20:33and when I go into the darkness of my final goodbye
20:37it will be with you
20:38love
20:41well, what do you think?
20:45shouldn't you and Tal be writing your vows together?
20:47no, we're gonna surprise each other
20:50he's at Esalen
20:51doing some rituals to cleanse his boy energy
20:54and I just know he's gonna be naughty and get Ram Dass to help him write a speech
20:58I still don't understand why you have to have another commitment ceremony
21:01can you just go to Hawaii
21:03leave the rest of us out of it
21:04it's about understanding that we have a lot of work to do
21:07but we need to do it together
21:09honey, do you know what a soul twin is?
21:11soulmates aren't enough?
21:12I have to have a soul twin now?
21:14oh great, you're fucking propaganda
21:19Brenda, soul twin only means
21:22that your father and I made an agreement in another world
21:25to meet again in this world and walk through it together
21:27and so now we have to stop walking alongside one another
21:31and turn and face each other and move through the world face to face
21:35but how will you see where you're going?
21:38you know, all the sarcasm only impedes your prana
21:42what's with all the new age shit?
21:44you and dad dropping acid again?
21:46not at all, darling
21:48something wonderful has happened
21:50after a lifetime of being blocked
21:52I've finally discovered my spirituality
21:55great, someone who's completely mad in touch with herself
21:57now has a whole new vocabulary to not be in touch with herself with
22:02I don't know why you have to be so cynical
22:05it's just fear
22:09hey, you and Nate have that thing, don't you?
22:13I'll call it the magnet
22:16well?
22:19maybe?
22:22Brenda
22:24I want to give you a little piece of advice
22:27if you don't have that feeling, get out
22:30now
22:30of course we have that, what?
22:32you think you're the only ones to have that?
22:33god, the ego!
22:37a hundred and forty nine thousand dollars
22:48and she left it to us?
22:50yes she did, which I'm gathering is somewhat of a surprise to you?
22:54uh, yeah, somewhat
22:56I love when this happens, it's the fun part of being a trust attorney
22:59I just have a couple of forms for you to sign before you can collect your inheritance
23:03I'll be just a moment
23:06oh my god
23:07oh my god
23:10a hundred and forty nine thousand dollars, babe
23:13that's like a hundred fifty thousand dollars
23:15jeez, all I did was clean her gutter sometimes
23:17and all I did was give you some pasteles to bring to her
23:21why would she leave all of this to us?
23:22I don't know
23:24you know, you went and saw her
23:25I mean she probably counted on you more than you even thought
23:28oh no no no, you too, okay
23:30you know, this money is for both of us, baby
23:32you're the one who made her the pasteles
23:33if I would have known you to leave us all this money
23:35I would have made her some micapurias
23:37or something
23:41well I'm just there to remind you that I can't feel no pain
23:45why don't you let it be
23:48surround
23:50sister
23:51take care of me
23:55surround
23:57sister
23:59cause I'm not afraid to fall
24:02no I'm not afraid to fall
24:07I'm not afraid at all
24:15I read about a bike trip where you tour the countryside of Vietnam
24:18my mom
24:18it's in 2003
24:21how in 2003 you know where we're going to be, huh?
24:24how do you know this?
24:25that's right
24:26we very well might be dead
24:28we're all going to die sooner than we like
24:30and maybe we should try to do some nice things before we die
24:32like bicycle through Vietnam
24:33we could save up for it
24:35you could give us something to look forward to
24:36you know, what do you want to be, you want to be an idiot?
24:41we're all going to die sooner than we like
24:44and maybe we should try to do some nice things before we die
24:45like bicycle through Vietnam
24:45we're all going to die
24:46we're all going to die
24:49we're all going to die
24:51we're all going to die
24:52two for murder by numbers
24:53no, I don't like it
24:55it's Andrew Bolick, it's a girl's movie
24:56oh, I thought we agreed
24:57I see Blade 2, you go ahead and see the girl's movie
25:01why did we even come together?
25:02we go to two different movies, we get together a little bit
25:06one for Blade 2 and one for murdering by the numbers
25:09all right
25:10here's your ticket
25:11thank you
25:13next in line
25:14I'll meet you right here at 7.40
25:16then we'll have a nice supper
25:17okay
25:28in your eyes, I see myself
25:30my copious imperfections
25:34as well as the tattered shreds of my divinity
25:38all the joy I've brought you
25:39the pain I've caused
25:42still you hold me in your gaze
25:44I'm daunted by what love demands of us
25:47you give me strength
25:49to see you
25:51only you
25:53now and forever
25:55I'm blessed
25:56and so, in the name of the four elements
26:00and of the god Lingam and the goddess Yoni
26:02I now pronounce you Margaret
26:05and Vern Chenwith
26:07newlywed
26:14thank you
26:15thank you
26:17thank you
26:18thank you
26:21thank you
26:21thank you
26:24so Taylor, what's your favorite part about fourth grade?
26:28math is fun
26:30really?
26:33and recess
26:37she's good at so much
26:38yeah, she sure is
26:42so, would you say you two have a parenting style?
26:47well, we've been reading a lot about the whole child theory
26:50mhm
26:51although we'd definitely like to mix in a little common sense
26:55how so?
26:57well, we certainly believe in setting limits
26:59but we try not to be too rigid
27:08well, I think that should just about do it
27:12thank you for coming, Mr. Sherman
27:14sir
27:15I'll need to have a conversation with your supervisors
27:17about your work and so forth
27:19well, I'm my own supervisor
27:20I'm a business owner
27:22okay
27:24and as my supervisor, I'd like to say that David Fisher is a great person
27:27and great to work with
27:31my supervisor is Sergeant Potts, Northeast Division
27:34I'll phone him tomorrow
27:38I'll let myself out
27:41oh, um, where'd you get your coffee table?
27:44restoration hardware
27:45god, don't you just love that store?
27:47I swear I could live there
27:50okay, bye
27:56okay
27:57okay, that man was totally gay
28:02it's an interesting theory
28:04I can't admit to something I didn't do
28:06it looks like you don't have to
28:09because Justin's talking in there
28:12Justin's here
28:13mhm
28:19Nikolai!
28:21please excuse me
28:25Nikolai, you don't really love me, I know that
28:26the only reason you're staying with me is because you feel obligated to
28:29and it's not fair to either one of us
28:31so I'm breaking up with you, right now, okay?
28:49I'm so sorry, please excuse me
28:51nice lady
29:04which Lisa?
29:05huh
29:09so you really need to tell me what happened
29:13just think of it as a game
29:16but if talks first is the winner
29:22so you're next, huh?
29:24yeah
29:25yeah, I guess so
29:28if it wasn't that ceremony, unbelievable
29:30pitiful, pathetic
29:32maybe a word that hasn't been invented yet
29:34but I'm atrocious, is that a word?
29:36I was gonna say sweet
29:38I thought it was sweet
29:39you're joking
29:40I kinda bought it
29:42I mean look at the two of them
29:45who else would have either one of them?
29:46well, yeah
29:47yeah, and they recognize that
29:49for better or worse, they accept each other
29:52for better or for worse
29:53so by worse, do you mean all the people they randomly fucked
29:56all the strangers
29:57stop!
29:58please
30:01they're our parents, but
30:04it can't be good for us to talk about mom and dad like that
30:08uh, you're saying I crossed the line?
30:10it's the way we've always been
30:10it's our family ethos
30:11so I understand why you go there
30:13but I don't wanna talk that way anymore
30:15I don't think we have to perpetuate the negativity
30:18God, what happened to you?
30:23can't we just celebrate?
30:25this is a celebration, right?
30:28yeah, we'll be
30:29yeah
30:31your vows were really, really moving
30:35I hope my ceremony with Brenda can be that heartfelt
30:37what we have now
30:40is based on real honesty
30:43and forgiveness
30:45that woman sees me
30:48always has
30:49she knew you were with another woman
30:51and she still-
30:51many, many other women
30:53past tense
30:54wow
30:57and she not only like dealt with the jealousy
30:59but she wanted to do this with you
31:00renew your vows
31:01her idea
31:03so I, uh
31:04sold the house, moved in
31:06I say, if life offers you a new beginning
31:08take it
31:10yeah
31:12wow
31:13thank god, you know
31:16I mean
31:16I mean, I
31:18I can't believe I fell into that
31:20mid-life crisis
31:22trap
31:23god, what a fool a man will make of himself for some new pussy, huh?
31:29growing up
31:31she forgave me
31:34thank god, you know
31:37thank god, thank god, thank god
31:40thank god
31:42thank god
31:43thank god
31:50are we even moving?
31:52you forgot to push the button
32:12the manner in which she opens her heart to a moment of visual truth inspires me
32:17I am simply amazed at the depth of Claire Fisher's artistic clairvoyance
32:22and as a lack arts alumnus it is with great pleasure that I highly recommend her for your program
32:28thank you
32:30you made up a lot of really cool shit
32:32all true
32:35I still need to get two more letters
32:37this guy who works at my Trader Joe's had one of his collages in a show at Mocha
32:41I could ask him to write a letter
32:42cool, that would be great
32:44you know, when I went to visit my Aunt Sarah I met this painter, Fiona Kleinschmidt
32:49yeah
32:49you've heard of her?
32:50sure, she's huge
32:51really?
32:52yeah
32:53I think she had sex with my brother
32:55he was like 15
32:57divergenized him even
32:59use it
33:02oh wow
33:05this one is really hot
33:07yeah
33:14you're looking at me weird
33:17what?
33:20you are so
33:23that I just wanna reach over and
33:29I think
33:29and I also wanna do nothing
33:31because I wanna make sure I know you for as long as I possibly can without fucking it up
33:36which is like my special super power
33:40that's why I don't wanna touch you
33:43and that's pretty much verbatim moment for moment what I was thinking when I was looking at you with the
33:47weirdness
33:52I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable
33:59you will never be able to see yourself the way other people see you
34:03the way I see you
34:04which is a shame
34:06because you are
34:08I really think you have no idea how beautiful you are
34:18you have a double to this one
34:20mind if I snag it?
34:23it's fine
34:28alright
34:30I should go
34:47he's ready
35:15he's ready
35:24this is a shame
35:35it's good
35:37it's good
35:38not problema
35:40this is my heart
35:40I just don't want one
35:41this is my heart
35:43this is his heart
35:43yes
35:44this is my heart
35:45you can't even stop
35:47it's not my heart
35:47but not me
35:47convince my mother to leave you her life savings and convince your mother of anything okay that
35:51was my money she left you i sent her twenty five hundred dollars a month and my attorneys have
35:56counseled me that this is highly suspect she left you everything and yet i have no idea who you are
36:01maybe you don't know who i am because you didn't speak to her very often i called her every other
36:05sunday my friend yeah i know you know once we invited her to a barbecue and she said she couldn't
36:09come because there was a chance or andrecito might call yeah a chance hey listen you know
36:17i'm as surprised as you are okay i am as surprised as you are you sure everything's okay ma'am
36:27yeah
36:27i'm sure thank you people can leave now okay we're fine you sure
36:39they just came in oh no you didn't just walk into my house without a search warrant oh no i
36:45did this
36:46is bullshit all right you can't do this sir it's the law that we can enter your residence to
36:49investigate a domestic appears call okay calm down we just want to talk to the both of you
36:53for a few i know the law and i know you can't come into my home without a search warrant
36:56okay
36:56is your name on the lease sir is that any of your business you need to back up sir this
37:01is my
37:01fucking house i'm warning you sir you need to back up yeah well you can warn me all the
37:04fuck you want all right because i know what my rights are let it go come on come on come
37:18on
37:19it's over all right all right it's over
37:43she gave them to me when i was a boy
37:49it's nice that you kept
37:53i've been to mass in over two years
37:59uh these are my two boys this is augusto this is julio and they called her abuelita
38:25so
38:52hey need some help
38:55Sure, kiddo.
39:09No, thank you.
39:11I already fixed up my father.
39:13Oh, I'm glad I could do it.
39:16I lost my father a few years back.
39:19Really?
39:19Yeah.
39:20The worst thing is how it comes up on you.
39:22From nothing.
39:22When my dad died, I still had a pair of baseball tickets I bought while he was alive.
39:26And, you know, when we all thought, of course, he'll be around next Sunday.
39:32Yeah, we never really went to games.
39:41Mr. Fisher, you know, if you ever need any help around here, like cutting the grass or like a part
39:47-time job, I'd be more than happy.
39:50I'll keep that in mind.
39:55Bye, Mr. Fisher.
39:56Thanks.
39:58Okay.
40:12There's a person at both ATMs, so I stood in my own line in between the two ATMs.
40:15This woman comes up.
40:16She starts her own line behind one of the ATMs.
40:18I said, I already started a line.
40:20So she goes.
40:22She goes what?
40:23She goes.
40:25She goes.
40:27Brandi, no.
40:30Oh, God.
40:31I think I'm standing on my own.
40:32What's up?
40:34Kyle.
40:35Nate.
40:37Never caught your name.
40:38Oh, Brenda.
40:40Brenda.
40:47Whoa.
40:49This is the kind kind.
40:52Both of my connections totally dried up.
40:54One of them got arrested, and the other one I had to blow off because he was an actor, and
40:57he kept making me come to his one-man shows if I wanted to buy a bag.
41:03Fucking beauteous day, huh?
41:05It's warm.
41:06Yeah, I'm actually getting burnt.
41:08I'm going to go inside.
41:09Ciao.
41:09What?
41:10Good to meet you.
41:11Good to meet you, too, bro.
41:13Yeah.
41:14Good to see you again, Brenda.
41:22Wait.
41:29What?
41:30Nate?
41:36What?
41:38Turn it on.
41:39Nate, please.
41:40Come on.
41:40Turn it on.
41:42All right.
41:43Fiction my ass.
41:45Is everything you've written in here you've actually done?
41:46No.
41:47All right, then.
41:47Why don't you read this shit aloud?
41:48Just me, I want you to tell me what's true.
41:49Oh, it's my writing.
41:50It's private.
41:50You can't.
41:51Well, I don't care.
41:51You don't get to be private anymore, and I'm goddamn it.
41:53Tell me the truth.
41:53Come back to me.
41:54Who the fuck do you think you are?
41:55Who the fuck am I?
41:57Who the fuck are you?
42:01You know who I am, Nate.
42:02I'm the woman that fucked you in the closet at an airport a couple of hours after I met you.
42:07That's who I was the day we met.
42:10You really fucked two guys.
42:12You had sex with two women once.
42:13Not when I was engaged to you.
42:15Oh, no.
42:15You only had sex with one woman when you were engaged to me without a condom on my desk.
42:18Where'd you fuck her?
42:19But you fuck him here?
42:19Did you fuck him in our bed?
42:21Why didn't you just break up with me?
42:22Jesus Christ.
42:23I don't know.
42:24I don't know why I did it.
42:25I don't know.
42:26I fucking wish to God I did it.
42:33Did you fuck your brother?
42:35Oh, right.
42:36Go there.
42:36Well, why not go there?
42:37Did you?
42:37Did you fuck the rabbi?
42:38I know you wanted to.
42:39No.
42:39I bet it was because she wouldn't.
42:41And just for the record, you did it in Seattle before I ever...
42:43I was scared to death.
42:44I just had a fucking seizure.
42:45Another thing you wouldn't have told me about if you hadn't been forced to.
42:48Yeah, well, you know what?
42:49Maybe I felt safe with her, which frankly is something I have never felt with you.
42:52Oh, you felt safe with her?
42:54Yeah.
42:54Yeah, because you were leaving the next day.
42:57Oh, God.
42:58Nate, you created a human being.
43:00There's going to be another person on this planet now.
43:02A person who might have a totally miserable fucking life and curse the fucking day she was
43:07born because you are walking out on her the same way you're going to walk out on me.
43:11Life doesn't have to be miserable just because you are.
43:13Oh, yeah, I know.
43:14Weird shit happened to me.
43:15You know what?
43:15It happened to all of us.
43:17And I am sick to death if you're using it as an excuse to act like some fucking cunt from
43:20hell.
43:23Wow.
43:25How long have you hated me like this, Nate?
43:27Oh, I don't need to hate you.
43:29You do a pretty damn good job of hating yourself.
43:32You picked me, you know.
43:35Yeah, well, only because I had no idea.
43:37I had no idea how fucked up you really are.
43:38That's bullshit, you know, and you loved it because it made you feel good about yourself.
43:42Oh, God, you are so full of shit.
43:44You just can't see it because you're so in love with the idea of Nate the good guy,
43:48Nate the hero, Nate the fucking saint with the fucking great haircut.
43:52The truth is you would run from real love if it ever came at you.
43:55Real love?
43:55What the fuck did you know about?
43:57Yeah, real love with the shit and the neediness and the ugliness and the responsibility.
44:01You would fucking run and you'd know it.
44:04The only reason you stayed with me is because I was never really here.
44:13You know what?
44:13Take your ugly fucking ring.
44:15Don't you throw that ring on me.
44:16That's such a fucking cliche old fucking barf.
44:21There, barf.
44:22There, barf.
44:30There, barf.
44:56Hello?
44:57Is Nate there?
44:58I'm afraid he's not.
45:00Is this Mrs. Fisher?
45:02Yes, it is.
45:03Hi, this is Lisa. Lisa Kimmel from Seattle.
45:07Why, hello, dear.
45:08I'm so sorry I didn't get a chance to speak to you when Mr. Fisher died.
45:12You were very much in my thoughts.
45:14Aren't you sweet?
45:15What a surprise to hear from you.
45:17How's everything in Seattle?
45:20Nate hasn't told you what's going on?
45:22No, he hasn't told me anything.
45:23No one ever tells me anything. It's part of being old.
45:26Yeah, well, I'm in L.A. now and you're a grandmother.
45:29No, dear, I'm afraid I'm not.
45:31You are.
45:31I just had a baby.
45:33Naked baby.
45:35It's a girl.
45:36She was a couple of weeks early.
45:38I named her Maya.
45:50Told you I'd be here every day, didn't I?
45:54Earl?
45:56Earl?
46:03Earl?
46:12Earl?
46:13Earl?
46:14Earl?
46:14Earl?
46:15Earl?
46:15Earl?
46:15Earl?
46:16Earl?
46:17Earl?
46:17Earl?
46:21Earl?
46:30Earl?
46:36Earl?
46:36And there's a federal investigation underway.
46:39Isn't that great?
46:40Yeah, it's great.
46:42I guess the good guys actually do win sometimes, huh?
46:46Hold on, I got another call coming in.
46:52Hey, baby.
46:53Hey, listen, I'm not going to be home for a while.
46:57You want me to hold dinner?
46:58No, you and Taylor go ahead and eat.
47:01Keith, what's wrong?
47:05I'll tell you about it later when I get home.
48:02I'll tell you about it later when I get home.
48:28I'll tell you about it later when I get home.
48:47I'll tell you about it later when I get home.