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00:02Robert, honey, please hurry.
00:04Frank and Marie are going to be here soon.
00:13Hi.
00:15Oh, Mom and Dad.
00:18What are you doing here?
00:22You know what I mean.
00:25Hi.
00:27Hi, honey, how are you?
00:29Yeah.
00:29I'm fine.
00:30I just...
00:32I wasn't expecting you.
00:34Baby, is this the biggest toy you've got?
00:36Because I don't even...
00:47Oh!
00:55I was just going swimming.
01:21What is Robert doing here?
01:24That's Grandma Trudy's afghan.
01:26I am.
01:31We're expecting Robert's parents over for brunch.
01:35A casual brunch.
01:38Amy, could we talk with you?
01:40What is it?
01:43Well, your brother told us you're going ahead with the wedding, despite our objections.
01:48You can imagine how that makes us feel.
01:52All right, listen, I can't do this right now.
01:55But if you'd like to join us, you're more than welcome.
01:58How about some coffee?
02:00Ow!
02:01Amy, are you all right?
02:02What's the matter?
02:03I can't really burn myself here.
02:05Okay, come over here.
02:06Come on over.
02:07Sit down.
02:07I know what to do.
02:08Here.
02:09I'll get some butter.
02:10Actually, cold water is the first best treatment.
02:13Huh?
02:14Okay?
02:15Feel better?
02:16Yeah, a little.
02:17No, no, no.
02:18Wait, not yet.
02:20Thanks.
02:22Oh, water is better than butter.
02:33Hello?
02:34Hello?
02:47Hail Caesar!
02:54Hey, Barose!
02:56Guess who stopped by as sort of a great surprise?
03:01My parents!
03:07Amy's parents?
03:12Amy's parents!
03:13Hello!
03:15I'm Robbie's mother, Marie, and this is my husband, Frank.
03:18Hey!
03:22Hello, I'm Hank McDougal, and this is my wife, Pat.
03:26It's nice to meet you.
03:27Oh, us two.
03:28We couldn't be happier that these two are getting married.
03:32Robbie, put on some clothes.
03:33You're making everybody sick.
03:48Please, sit down.
03:50Come on, sit down.
03:51Make yourself comfortable.
03:54Oh, Amy dear, you can remove all of your food, because I've made some things.
04:06So, uh, you're from Pennsylvania, huh?
04:11Yes, we are.
04:15Well, it just goes to show you, everybody's from somewhere.
04:21Oh, it's so wonderful that you can join us for brunch.
04:28Homemade blueberry muffins.
04:29Oh, it's nice of you to offer, Marie, but actually we already ate breakfast.
04:35This is brunch.
04:38Actually, I don't eat muffins.
04:41I'm sorry?
04:42It's nothing personal.
04:44It's nothing personal.
04:44He's never had one.
04:48You've never had a blueberry muffin?
04:50I've never had any kind of muffin.
04:58In your life?
05:00It's just never appealed to me.
05:07I'll take his muffin.
05:08Oh, no.
05:09It's not polite to eat if other people aren't.
05:12Didn't you hear?
05:13He's never gonna eat.
05:19Frank.
05:20All right, can we at least put on the television?
05:24What do you say, Hank?
05:25You want to flip on the tube?
05:26We're not much for TV.
05:29Especially on a Sunday.
05:31What else is there to do on a Sunday?
05:36Well, we kind of like to keep that mostly for church and family.
05:42Oh, how great.
05:48By the way, young lady, did you even go to church this morning?
05:52Uh, we went to church last week.
05:55This Sunday, all family.
06:03Give me a month.
06:04No, no, no.
06:05Please behave yourself.
06:07No, Frank!
06:09No, Frank!
06:09What the?
06:09Who's up?
06:25No, Frank!
06:27What are you doing?
06:28What are you crying about?
06:30Listen, let's just go home.
06:35What? Go home?
06:36Yeah, you know, I realize the kids are at the birthday party, and we could spend some time alone.
06:40Ray, come on. We already had sex this week.
06:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:46First of all, that was nine days ago.
06:50Okay, listen. Amy's parents are in there.
06:53Amy's parents? Really? Oh, I've never met them.
06:57They must have changed their minds about Robert, and now they want to meet your...
07:02Oh, my God, I have to help Amy.
07:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because you're going to say stuff and get all involved,
07:09and...
07:10Wait, let's just go to the mall, and you can buy stuff, and I'll walk behind you and call you
07:14pretty.
07:24Your mother is in there, and you're worried about me getting involved?
07:40Get your hand out of my pants!
07:44How's everybody doing?
07:45We're fine. Dad stuffed a muffin in his pocket.
07:50Three.
07:51Oh, fine. Keep it.
07:53It's fine with me.
07:57Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
08:04Enjoy your crumbs.
08:14Well, uh, hi. I'm Deborah, Ray's wife.
08:19Nice to meet you.
08:20Well, it's nice to meet you, too.
08:23So, I see you're getting to know everyone.
08:26Yes, and Amy, please keep that in mind when we talk later.
08:30Um, excuse me.
08:32Wait, wait, please. Um, can I say something?
08:35No, no say.
08:39Mr. and Mrs. McDougall,
08:41I know how awkward it can be to come in and meet new people,
08:45especially when the new people are so...
08:48different.
08:50But I have to say,
08:5213 years ago,
08:53I felt the same way.
08:55But after a while,
08:57I grew to love all the Barones,
08:59like my own family,
09:00so just give it some time.
09:0213 years.
09:05Deborah, I think you're right.
09:08Our families are different.
09:12That's true.
09:14I'm not sure our values are
09:17quite the same as your values.
09:20It's not your fault.
09:22We're just not the type of people
09:23who would ever be
09:26with you.
09:34It's gone, man.
09:38Now, if I would like to say something...
09:40Ma, sit down.
09:41I most certainly will not.
09:43Now, I've heard what you had to say,
09:46and forgive me,
09:47but I take umbrage.
09:50I take severe umbrage.
09:54Me, too!
09:55Umbrage!
09:58You don't even know what umbrage means.
10:00Shut up!
10:03Oh, my.
10:05Mom, Dad,
10:06maybe you should just go.
10:08Amy,
10:08I don't appreciate your tone.
10:10Well,
10:10I don't appreciate you coming here
10:11to talk me out of marrying
10:12the man I love.
10:13All right, look,
10:14it's okay, Amy, okay?
10:15It's my parents.
10:16They're screwing everything up.
10:17It's what they do.
10:19What do we do?
10:21What do you do?
10:26What do you do?
10:29You were smashing Dad's pants, Muffin!
10:39Robert,
10:40they're fine.
10:42It's my parents.
10:43They stand there
10:45and pass judgment
10:46and try to make everyone
10:47ashamed of themselves.
10:48Amy, please,
10:49I think you're getting
10:49a little wound up.
10:51I agree, sweetie.
10:52This could possibly be
10:54because you missed church today.
10:58Mother,
10:59I did not miss church today.
11:03I chose not to go.
11:06Oh.
11:08You know why?
11:10Because Robert and I
11:11wanted to sleep in.
11:13Don't say,
11:13oh, yet.
11:16he sleeps over
11:17many nights.
11:18And you know what?
11:21I've decided
11:22that it's not a sin.
11:29How can I say, oh?
11:33May I say that
11:34when I come over,
11:36I never sleep.
11:46No, no, no, no.
11:50No, I'm always sleeping
11:52is what I am.
11:55I'm out.
12:08Why would you tell them
12:09that I sleep over?
12:10What?
12:11You're taking their side?
12:12I'm not taking anybody's side.
12:13I'm just saying
12:13that you should relax.
12:15Don't tell me to relax.
12:16You relax!
12:23Mama, what's taking so long?
12:25I've been sitting in the van.
12:29So what's the story?
12:30Are we bringing Amy
12:31back to Pennsylvania
12:32or what?
12:39Amy!
12:46Hey, Ray!
12:50What's up, man?
12:54So what happened?
12:56Oh, Peter, it's awful.
12:58Your sister's been
12:58raising her voice
12:59and using salty language.
13:05Well, this is what happens.
13:06You move to the city,
13:08fall in with the wrong crowd.
13:10You hear that, Frank?
13:12We're the wrong crowd.
13:14At least we're not liars.
13:16Excuse me?
13:18Everybody's had a muffin.
13:25You're full of crap.
13:30That's it.
13:31Let's go, Mother.
13:32But what does that mean?
13:34We'll come back
13:34and talk some sense into her
13:35once they're gone.
13:36Come along.
13:36Listen, listen.
13:37I know that things
13:38have not been perfect,
13:39so far.
13:39Seriously, Debra,
13:40punch out for the day.
13:44But the bottom line is,
13:46we're all adults here.
13:47We should be able
13:48to work out
13:48any differences
13:49that we have.
13:50I think Hank and I
13:51really need to pray
13:52on all of that.
13:54Well, you know what?
13:56Why don't we pray together?
13:57What?
13:58What?
14:00What?
14:01Well, this is a value
14:01that we all actually share,
14:03right?
14:03We could pray together
14:05to work out our differences
14:06here and now.
14:07Oh, God.
14:10Oh, Ray.
14:11What?
14:12Oh, God,
14:13I'm kicking things off.
14:19It's a nice thought, Debra,
14:21but I'm not sure
14:22this is the environment.
14:23See, Marie?
14:25I bet all this stuff
14:26about church
14:26is a load of crap, too.
14:28Probably spends all day Sunday
14:29watching TV
14:30in a muffin shop.
14:41You know what, Debra?
14:42I will pray
14:44for you.
14:46Oh, no.
14:48You don't pray for me, pal.
14:50I pray for you.
14:53All right, Dad.
14:54Just take it easy.
14:55No, this guy wants to go.
14:56Let's go.
14:57Let's go.
15:07Get up, Frank.
15:14Robert?
15:21Ray, get down.
15:25I'm good up here.
15:26Better reception.
15:30Ow!
15:37Oh, man.
15:39Oh, man.
15:44Oh, man.
16:00Mr. and Mrs. McDougall, would you like to begin?
16:03Very well.
16:05Dear Lord, we ask you in this time of turmoil
16:08to provide us with wisdom and compassion
16:11that we might act in accordance with your will.
16:16Amen.
16:17Amen.
16:18I can beat that.
16:27Frank, we're not competing.
16:29This is hardly worshipful.
16:31Oh, yeah?
16:32Who made you the prayer sheriff?
16:38I am not the prayer sheriff.
16:44But I will not let you use our Lord
16:46to continue your own personal arguments.
16:48It's sacrilege.
16:51You're right.
16:53And let's put an end to all this.
16:56Dear Lord, please keep this in-law family
16:58the hell away from me.
17:05Fine.
17:06Then you stay the heck away from us, too.
17:08You can say heck all you want.
17:10He knows you mean hell.
17:12Whether you say it or not,
17:13I believe that is where you're going.
17:15How about I take you with me?
17:16Well, if you were here...
17:18All right, all right!
17:20This is just beautiful, isn't it?
17:22What did I tell you, huh?
17:24Don't get involved!
17:28You're talking and get people praying?
17:30Well, nice job,
17:31because now we've got ourselves a holy war.
17:36I'm out of here.
17:40I'm out of here.
17:47Raymond!
17:48Raymond, wait!
17:52Whew!
17:53It's quite a mess in there, huh?
17:55Jeez, I know how it feels.
17:56I hate that kind of tension.
17:58I mean, those people,
17:59they shouldn't be in the same room together.
18:03Ever.
18:06Okay.
18:07That's right.
18:08You know what I'm saying.
18:10This wedding mustn't happen.
18:13Wait a minute.
18:14Why are you so against this wedding?
18:17Listen, man.
18:18You know, first Amy went to college.
18:20Then she got a job in the city.
18:22Then she met your brother.
18:24And now she wants to get married.
18:26I'm starting to think she doesn't want to live at home.
18:35But, um, that's what people do.
18:37Oh, yeah?
18:38Well, what am I supposed to do?
18:40It's just me and my parents, man.
18:44I can't take it.
18:48I hear you.
18:53Okay, so we're simpatico.
18:54All right?
18:55So that's why you and me are going to break up this wedding.
18:58Wait a minute.
18:59Look, I think you got the wrong idea there, Peter.
19:02Okay?
19:02I'm not for breaking up Robert and Amy's wedding.
19:05I thought we were friends.
19:07Yeah.
19:09Yeah, but friends can disagree.
19:11No, they can't.
19:14But you just disagreed with me right there.
19:16I...
19:22Oh, you are crafty.
19:24Uh-huh.
19:26Ah, how I misjudged you.
19:28All right.
19:28Come on, Peter.
19:29No, no.
19:29Let me tell you something, Mr. Barone.
19:32I don't need your help breaking up this wedding.
19:34Your weirdo family has done most of that work for me.
19:37Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a job to finish.
19:44I don't need your help to finish.
19:48Amy, please come home.
19:51We'll make Petey brittle.
19:54Here, Mama.
19:55Let me try.
19:57Hey, sissy, it's Petey.
19:59Hey, why don't you come on out?
20:00We'll have a little talk, just you and me.
20:03In the van.
20:06No, Amy, don't.
20:07Don't come out.
20:09Hey, what are you doing?
20:09I'm getting involved.
20:11See how you like it.
20:13Stay in there, Amy.
20:15This isn't helping me.
20:16You should go in there with her, Robert.
20:18You both need to get away from us, far away from all of us.
20:21Ray, this is not working it out.
20:23It's not for us to work out.
20:25We're the ones ruining everything.
20:27We did this to you, the families.
20:30Trust me, no good can come from families.
20:36Forget everything a family tells you.
20:39Except for this, right now.
20:42This part is right.
20:44You two love each other.
20:47And all you need is love.
20:51Love is all you need.
20:56Love, love, love.
20:59Okay?
21:11Sorry.
21:13Me too.
21:20Come on, Robert.
21:22We're going out for breakfast.
21:44No good can come from family.
21:49You're family.
21:55Oh, sheö.
22:01Okay.
22:07Ask yourself.
22:07Okay, we'll see you luego.
22:07Bye, Rock.
22:07Alright.
22:07Bye bye bye.
22:07Bye bye bye.
22:09Bye bye bye.
22:10And bye bye bye.
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