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00:01Can we go watch TV upstairs?
00:03Yeah, just for a little while, though.
00:05Oh, whew, have such a wonderful night.
00:09What's the big deal? It was just dinner and you people.
00:14I'm talking about Robert's wonderful announcement.
00:18I am so happy you're back with Amy.
00:21A wonderful announcement would have been, I'm picking up the check.
00:26And guess what? Amy's coming to Thanksgiving, too.
00:29Oh, that's in two days. You sure you can stay together that long?
00:35Zing, zing, zing. Hug, hug.
00:38Well, maybe we should go. It's getting kind of late.
00:41What time is it, Marie?
00:42What's the time?
00:43It's, um, um, um, time for dessert.
00:51It's such a wonderful night.
00:53All right, dessert.
00:55All right, let's do that.
00:58Wow, did you see that?
01:00Yeah, it's getting really bad.
01:02I think it's worse than ever.
01:04What are you talking about?
01:05Frank, didn't you see Marie having trouble with the clock?
01:08Well, time has never been a friend to Marie.
01:13She was squinting because she couldn't see it.
01:16Same thing was happening at the restaurant.
01:17Yeah, yeah, I know.
01:18Did you see her straining to read the specials?
01:20Was that before or after she walked into the men's room?
01:25Ma's blind.
01:29She's not blind, Robert.
01:31We just have to tell her she needs glasses.
01:33Oh, yeah, right.
01:35Why? What's the big deal?
01:37I don't know if you've noticed, Deborah,
01:38but Ma's pretty sensitive about her appearance.
01:40Yeah, but your mom's not so silly that she's gonna put vanity before her sight.
01:45Yeah, you know what? You know what? You're right, Deb.
01:47You should tell her she needs glasses.
01:50You might want to put your affairs in order first.
01:54Why don't you tell her, Frank?
01:56Oh, not me.
01:57Last time I told her to do something for her own good,
02:00it completely bit me in the ass.
02:03What was that?
02:04I said, marry me.
02:11Here we go, everybody.
02:13Tiramisu.
02:14Oh, tiramisu me.
02:22Marie, can I ask you something?
02:24Hey, can I ask you something?
02:26How come there's no tiramisu in your mouth?
02:31Marie, um, when's the last time you saw an optometrist?
02:41Uh, you know, because we were, uh, talking,
02:53and, um, we thought maybe you should look into getting some glasses.
02:58My eyes are fine.
03:01Well, we couldn't help but notice
03:03that you're having a little trouble seeing.
03:08Well, let me tell you that my vision is perfect.
03:11Tell them, Frank.
03:17Frank?
03:20Oh, I was hoping you couldn't see me.
03:31Marie, what's the harm in just getting your eyes checked?
03:35I am not wearing glasses.
03:37Okay, contact lenses, then.
03:38What is the big deal?
03:39I-I'm not gonna stick those things in my eyes.
03:42And I don't like how I look in glasses.
03:46But if you're having trouble seeing,
03:48isn't correcting that more important than anything else?
03:50You know me, Deborah.
03:52I'm not a vain woman.
03:55And I've been told that I have a Botticelli face.
03:59And one does not put glasses on the Botticelli face.
04:04I tell you, you have more of a Mr. Potato Head face.
04:10And glasses come with the kit.
04:14I am not getting glasses,
04:15and we're not talking about this anymore.
04:17I just eat your dessert.
04:18Okay.
04:22Ew.
04:23My fork is dirty.
04:24What?
04:24There are no dirty forks in my house.
04:26Let me see.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:32What, Ma?
04:33I washed this fork myself.
04:36By hand.
04:39I guess I missed it.
04:51Let's hide.
05:07It's okay.
05:07I got it.
05:10Oh.
05:11Oh, you got it,
05:12because you're a sexy muscle girl.
05:19I just came from the eye doctor,
05:22and I want to show you something.
05:25Ta-da!
05:31What do you think?
05:32You did it, Ma.
05:33Huh?
05:34Yeah.
05:35The doctor said I really only need to use them
05:37for reading and driving,
05:38but there were some people in the shop
05:40who said that I look so sophisticated in them,
05:43I might leave them on all the time.
05:45Yeah.
05:47That's the style the kids are wearing now?
05:50I think.
05:52Great.
05:53They look great, Maureen.
05:54Yeah, no, they look good.
05:55Oh, wow.
05:56What did Frank say?
05:58Nothing.
05:58He wouldn't notice anything new on me
06:00unless it was made of sausage.
06:08But I'll tell you, on the drive home,
06:10it was as if I was seeing the neighborhood
06:12for the first time.
06:13That's great, Ma.
06:14Oh, Marie, we are so proud of you.
06:16Oh, isn't it wonderful?
06:19Oh, look, you know what else I could see?
06:23There's a cobweb forming under the television.
06:30Wow, that is just, that is great.
06:32That's amazing.
06:33Oh, Marie, that's terrific.
06:35I mean, I can see the world.
06:37Everything is a little more clear and vivid.
06:41Oh, what's that?
06:43What?
06:44Oh, nothing.
06:44It's just an eyelash.
06:46Oh, wow.
06:47Those are high-powered, Ma.
06:51Make a wish.
06:53Oh.
06:55Oh.
06:56Oh.
06:57What?
06:58Oh, nothing.
06:59I just never noticed your eyelashes.
07:02What do you mean?
07:03Oh, I always thought they were a little fuller.
07:07Oh, don't touch.
07:08You want to keep the ones you have.
07:15All right, I better be going.
07:17Goodbye, dear.
07:18Okay, bye-bye.
07:20Oh, and I'll tell you another great thing about these new glasses.
07:23They let me see just how handsome you are.
07:27Thanks, Mara.
07:28Maybe I should get Deborah a pair.
07:32Oh, and I love that little touch of gray you're getting around the sides.
07:37Very distinguished.
07:39What?
07:40I got to go.
07:42And Deborah, thank you for these.
07:45I'm going to show these to Robbie.
07:47Well, I can't wait for Thanksgiving tomorrow.
07:54Isn't that great?
07:56Your mom can see.
07:57Yeah, I know.
07:58It's like a blessing.
08:01Oh, one more thing.
08:02I was wondering if I could make a pumpkin bun cake tomorrow.
08:05Okay, okay, sure.
08:06Yeah, that would be great.
08:07So we'll see you tomorrow.
08:08And I'll see you tomorrow.
08:53How's it going?
08:56What did you do to your hair?
08:58Nothing.
09:00What's with your eyes?
09:03Never mind.
09:05Now, what is up with your sideburns?
09:07Nothing.
09:08The little touch-up, that's all.
09:10Touch-up?
09:11What is up with your sideburns?
09:11Nothing.
09:12Why, what?
09:13Is it noticeable?
09:15No, not at all, Elvis.
09:17Oh, God.
09:19Ha, ha, ha.
09:21Look at you.
09:21This is not the same thing at all.
09:24It's a holiday.
09:25Oh, so what are you, the Thanksgiving Day hooker?
09:32This is not hooker, Ray.
09:35This is what women do when they don't have the thickest eyelashes.
09:39You just don't always see me like this because I'm not someone who cares about these things.
09:43No.
09:44Well, I hate to see the eyes of somebody who does care.
09:48You're the one who cares.
09:50Look what you did to your head.
09:51I had no idea you were so vain.
09:53Me, vain?
09:55You're a raccoon talking to me.
09:59Hello, everybody.
10:01Happy Thanksgiving.
10:02Hey, hey, hey, hey.
10:08Hi, Robert.
10:12Hey, Harry Duddy.
10:15Where do you want me to hook this cranberry sauce?
10:21What'd you say?
10:22Cranberry sauce.
10:25It's fantastic.
10:30Fantastic.
10:31What the hell happened to you?
10:34Oh, yeah, yeah.
10:36I went to the dentist.
10:38So, how was Harry Duddy?
10:42Can't wait for the turkey.
10:47Robert.
10:48What?
10:50Robert had a procedure.
10:52Amy, come on.
10:54Robert, did you have those anti-wrinkle injections put in your face?
11:02Turhuts.
11:11Turd hats?
11:18Your mother noticed a few wrinkles on him, so he goes to some doctor in the Yellow Pages and paralyzes
11:23his face.
11:26It's tenterary.
11:29Ray, what did you do to your hair?
11:31Nothing.
11:33Oh, I know.
11:36Now I'm not sure not as something about his hair.
11:43As something about her eyes.
11:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:50That's hilarious.
11:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:55Ha, ha, ha.
11:56Ha, ha, ha.
11:56You need some oil, Tin Man?
11:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:03Wow.
12:04Marie's really noticing stuff, huh?
12:08What am I going to do with this?
12:12Here we are.
12:13Hi, everybody.
12:14Hey, hi.
12:14Hi, ma.
12:15Hi, dad.
12:16Yeah, yeah.
12:17Football.
12:19Amy.
12:20Marie.
12:22Oh, it's lovely to see you.
12:25Oh, yeah, it's been a while.
12:28I must look much older.
12:30Oh, nonsense.
12:31You look beautiful, sweetie.
12:33Better with age, I say.
12:35Oh, thank you.
12:37Of course.
12:38You don't want to be one of those women that gets all that work done.
12:40Hey, ma.
12:43Hey, ma.
12:46Hey, ma.
12:50Hey, ma.
12:51Are you all right?
12:52Sure.
12:54Happy turkey day.
12:57Tell her what you did to yourself, moron.
13:01I don't you.
13:02I don't do anything.
13:03I don't do anything.
13:03I don't do anything.
13:03Cut the head off.
13:04Cut the head off.
13:05Cut the head off.
13:06Stop it, you two.
13:08It's a holiday.
13:12Raymond.
13:14You look so nice.
13:20Is this shoe polish?
13:23Only if you put it on a shoe.
13:27That's not the point.
13:28You said I look nice.
13:29And I do.
13:31I look nice.
13:32And I feel nice.
13:33That's the most important thing, that you feel good about yourself.
13:36I heal great adult nyself.
13:39I heal great adult nyself.
13:44Robbie.
13:45Stop talking that way now.
13:47It's annoying.
13:49You can't stop, Ma, because you put injections in his face.
13:52What?
13:53Raymond!
13:56Who are you to say that?
13:58What I do at night age is not decadence.
14:03Robert!
14:04No!
14:05I really kissed!
14:14I don't understand.
14:15Why would you do such a thing?
14:17Why would you do such a thing?
14:19Nigh?
14:26Because of you.
14:28You're the un who said you could see all the wrinkles in thy head.
14:36I like those lines.
14:38That's character.
14:40Now you look like a totem pole.
14:43Ha!
14:45Hey, let me translate.
14:47Total toe!
14:50I'm moving.
15:06Did you put that stuff on your hair just because of something I said?
15:10about how I like the touch of silver on the side?
15:15I don't like the silver.
15:19Oh, Raymond.
15:21No matter how old you get,
15:24you're still gonna be my boy.
15:27Deborah, could you...
15:44You said I had skimpy eyelashes.
15:47Oh, honey, I didn't mean anything by that.
15:51You have such pretty eyes.
15:53I've always said that that's your best feature,
15:56haven't I, Frank?
15:58You said plenty.
16:01But I also have to say that I am so flattered
16:06that just because I made a couple of little observations
16:10that my kids are willing to change things
16:13just to please me.
16:16Or maybe it's easier to change
16:18than to have to listen to you.
16:25Really, Frank?
16:27That's funny coming from you
16:28because you don't do either.
16:32Frank?
16:36Hey!
16:37You know what? Let's not do this.
16:39Today it's Thanksgiving.
16:40That's right, it's Thanksgiving,
16:41and I'm thankful for football.
16:43Give me that remote, lady!
16:44Would you like to hear what I now notice about you, Frank?
16:47Oh, boy.
16:48Yeah, yeah, I'm fat and bald.
16:50The remote.
16:55That's not what I was gonna say.
16:57I don't care about looks.
16:59I'm with you, aren't I?
17:02I'm talking about what's inside, Frank.
17:05Oh, jeez.
17:06That's right.
17:07The total lack of communication.
17:09The total disregard for me as a human being.
17:12It's been this way for 45 years.
17:15I mean, God forbid you should pay any attention to me
17:17or show me even in the slightest possible way
17:19that you have any feelings for me at all.
17:22Well, then, if I'm so terrible,
17:23why do you stick around?
17:27Maybe I won't.
17:28Oh, yeah?
17:29Maybe I won't, Frank.
17:32Now that I see I'm in a loveless marriage.
17:35A loveless marriage?
17:37A loveless marriage!
17:40A loveless marriage!
18:06Nobody thinks I look younger.
18:33At least put some butter on that.
18:36No.
18:37Some jelly?
18:39No.
18:40Mustard.
18:41I got brown mustard.
18:42I like it dry.
18:45Well, have some milk or something
18:47because you're gonna choke to death.
18:49What do you care?
18:53Is that why you broke my new glasses?
18:55Because I said we have a loveless marriage?
19:00You're gonna keep saying it?
19:03It bothers you when I do, doesn't it?
19:10I didn't mean it.
19:13You know, I just get a little overdramatic sometimes.
19:22But look how everybody reacted
19:25just because of something I said.
19:27It made me feel important.
19:30And I have never seen you react so strongly
19:34about anything I said.
19:38You're a pig.
19:40You don't talk.
19:41You don't listen.
19:44But you love me, Frank.
19:51Frank.
19:56You don't need glasses for that.
20:02Oh, Frank.
20:04You love your little rum ball.
20:11You got any meat for a sandwich?
20:13Yeah, I got hearts and honey.
20:15And I take some juice.
20:17Okay.
20:17And, oh, and I got the brown mustard.
20:20And you know what?
20:21I think maybe I'll just wear the glasses
20:23for reading and driving like the doctor said.
20:27Wait a minute.
20:28Wait a minute.
20:29What are you doing?
20:30It's Thanksgiving.
20:32So?
20:33So?
20:34Everybody's over there.
20:35The kids, Amy.
20:37And Deborah cooked all that food?
20:43You're right.
20:44We'll eat first.
20:46We'll eat first.
20:47We'll eat first.
20:54Okay.
20:55So you really think my eyes look okay this way?
20:57Without all that stuff on them?
21:01All right.
21:02Let me tell you something.
21:03I have always thought your eyes are beautiful.
21:08That's very sweet.
21:10But I want you to answer the question again
21:12and bear in mind that I am way too tired
21:15to have sex tonight.
21:19What does that got to do with anything?
21:21I love your eyes.
21:23No, I mean it, Ray.
21:24It's really not going to happen tonight.
21:26All right.
21:26What do you want me to say?
21:27Give me a break.
21:28I mean, this is ridiculous.
21:30Your eyes were the first thing I noticed when I met you,
21:32so why would I want anything different?
21:35Are you trying to have sex with me?
21:36I am.
21:39All right, Ray.
21:42All right.
21:43You know what?
21:43I wish I could say that I don't like your eyes,
21:45but sex or no sex,
21:47your eyes are beautiful.
21:50So sweet dreams.
21:52Still trying?
21:53Yeah.
21:56Come on!
21:57Come on!
21:58Come on!
21:59Come on!
22:00Come on!
22:23Come on!
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