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00:10Hey.
00:11Hey.
00:12Hi.
00:12Sorry I'm late.
00:13Hi.
00:13That's okay.
00:14There you go.
00:16I, uh, got you a latte.
00:18Thanks.
00:18But it's not here yet.
00:21Ah.
00:23So how was your walk over here?
00:26What?
00:26How was your walk over here?
00:27I don't know why I'm so nervous.
00:29Maybe it's because you feel ashamed
00:31that you didn't trust me enough to live my own life?
00:35Yeah, that's probably it.
00:36I still don't think I should be in trouble.
00:38I mean, your dad asked me to pull some strings for you,
00:40so I pulled some strings for you.
00:42What happened to us facing the music together?
00:44Well, you said that.
00:45I mostly just wanted breakfast.
00:48All right, honey.
00:49I've been thinking a lot about this, about how I acted.
00:53And I know it's easy to say it's because I love you.
00:56Which I do.
00:56I love you so, so, so, so, so, so, so very, very, very, very much.
01:00She gets that.
01:01Keep going.
01:02But that's not it.
01:05I spent a few years in Florida feeling very sorry for myself.
01:10That part's true.
01:12I'm, uh, I got kind of lost.
01:16And, uh, a little lonely.
01:20And I guess I convinced myself that I had to do everything I could possibly do to keep that from
01:25happening to you.
01:26And I am sorry.
01:29What do you think?
01:31I was just barely listening, but it sounded sincere.
01:34But he was doing that thing that he does where he shits on himself a little so that you feel
01:39guilty for being mad at him.
01:40That's not my thing.
01:42It is.
01:42Okay, you're leaving in a few days, thank God.
01:45Well, you could have left out the thank God part.
01:47I didn't want to.
01:48Okay.
01:48Uh, because my life is mine.
01:50Okay.
01:51And I need you to promise to stay out of it no matter what I do.
01:55I...
01:56Before you promise.
01:57Okay.
01:57I mean anything.
01:59Okay?
01:59I could become a meth addict.
02:01I've heard it's fun and you get really organized.
02:03So if your teeth fall out, I can't say anything.
02:08All right, do meth.
02:11Live it up.
02:12Oh, hi, Graham.
02:14I'll be right there.
02:15Order yourself a coffee.
02:16Charge it to my room.
02:17I'm also getting bacon.
02:18Go nuts.
02:19You double booked a family crisis?
02:22Oh, no.
02:22We helped our kid too much.
02:24Shit.
02:24I really think we're all gonna be fine.
02:27Hi.
02:28How did you ever think you two were a good match?
02:31I didn't.
02:32But it gets confusing when someone's that hot.
02:34Yeah, don't I know it.
02:47Uh, is there like class today or are we just vibing out here?
02:51No, sorry.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Uh, hmm.
02:56Well, I hope you all enjoyed our brisk walk through Russian history.
03:01So I'm not sure.
03:02All right.
03:03Okay.
03:03Some stony faces.
03:05Fair enough.
03:06Try my best.
03:08Nowadays, there's an understandable shroud cast across all things Russian.
03:13But we've spoken about quite a few interesting characters.
03:17Go on.
03:18Favorite Russian leaders.
03:20Go.
03:21Peter the Great.
03:22Peter the Great.
03:23Huge strides in education, science, culture.
03:26Yeah.
03:27Great by name, great by nature.
03:28Very good.
03:28Yes.
03:29Anyone else?
03:29Stalin.
03:31Interesting.
03:31Had millions of his own citizens executed.
03:34But very much on brand, Gina.
03:35Thanks ever so much.
03:36He fucking knows my name now.
03:37Yeah, he does.
03:38Little bitch.
03:39Do you know who my favorite is?
03:41Mikhail Gorbachev.
03:42I always think about him this time of year anyway.
03:44Seeing as he resigned Christmas day in 1991.
03:47A lot of people remember Gorby for...
03:49...Glasnost, Perestroika.
03:51But you know the thing that I most admire about him?
03:55He was the first Russian leader to have his wife front and center.
04:00His critics claimed that he loved her more than he loved the country.
04:04When she passed away, he released this CD called Songs for Risa.
04:09Some absolute bangers on there.
04:10You should definitely check it out.
04:12You know, everyone always thought that...
04:14...Gorbachev wanted to dismantle the Soviet state, but...
04:18I just...
04:19I don't think he did.
04:22I mean, sure, yeah, he knew that changes were necessary.
04:29I believe that he just wanted the union to survive.
04:35Are you crying?
04:38Nope.
04:40Have a great break, everyone.
04:42Cheerio.
04:43Have a great break...偷olling...
04:47... I've played the
04:51fool.
04:53I laugh at me. I'm
04:56crying, trying. Falling
04:58sometimes, sometimes flying. Cry
05:02me and I'll shine up one
05:04-liners. Cruel, cruel, cruel.
05:16Look, guys, if the readers care about your characters,
05:20they are in for the ride.
05:22Case in point, last night I was watching TV
05:24and It's a Wonderful Life came on,
05:26and I love the character of George Bailey so much
05:29that I had to watch it all the way through to the end.
05:33What's It's a Wonderful Life?
05:34You're kidding me.
05:35Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.
05:38Is that, like, a Christian movie?
05:40Because, no, thank you.
05:42No, it's not Christian, per se.
05:44It's, uh, well, it's a Christmas movie.
05:46But, um, so, yeah, I guess it's kind of Christian.
05:48Hold up.
05:49Every time a bell rings, an angel gets wings?
05:51Right.
05:52What if you're in, like, an arcade or something?
05:54Yeah, that's, like, a crazy amount of angels.
05:56No, there is just one angel, and his name is Clarence.
05:59Clarence?
05:59Is that from the Bible?
06:01I think it's from Corinthians.
06:02Are you making this up?
06:03Because religion is not a safe topic.
06:06No, no, no.
06:06This is a real movie, and I would have assigned it for homework, but today is our last class.
06:11So, to that point, I do have to say that before I came here, I, I never thought.
06:22Sorry, Gary, I got a campfire in, like, two minutes.
06:24I have a break.
06:25Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go, go, go, go.
06:27Have a great break.
06:29And please keep writing.
06:31Tommy.
06:34Oh, dude, you're killing me.
06:36Hey, I know.
06:36You gotta get it in.
06:37You gotta get it in.
06:38I know.
06:39I know.
06:40Final draft of your chapter, please.
06:42That's all I need, and you pass this course.
06:43As soon as my fingers touch it, you pass it.
06:45Hey, man, I've been working my butt off.
06:47I just, I really want this to be good.
06:50Yeah.
06:50So, I'll get it to you end of day.
06:52All right.
06:53Perfect.
06:54Oh, also, big news.
06:56I passed all my other classes.
06:58Way to go!
06:59I even crushed my stats final.
07:01You did?
07:02Yeah.
07:02What'd you get?
07:03Sexiest grade ever.
07:0460 miles.
07:06Wow.
07:06Bring it in.
07:07D plus, baby.
07:08Very good.
07:08Proud of you.
07:09This is bullshit!
07:12My macroeconomics professor's given me a B.
07:16I've never gotten a grade below an A before.
07:18What's it like?
07:19Fuck you.
07:20Fuck you.
07:21You're at the business school.
07:23Wow.
07:24Three months in, first time he's asking me anything about my life.
07:28Sorry.
07:29Shit.
07:30Did you just apologize to Mo?
07:31Are you okay?
07:32Are you dying?
07:32No, I'm just, I, I didn't really sleep very well.
07:35Did you forget to turn on your nightlight?
07:37It's just, I'm wrestling with, uh, a couple of things, that's all.
07:41I'm going to have to get to class.
07:42Oh, Mo, don't worry about that B.
07:45I mean, I've also never gotten a grade that low, but I'd imagine it makes one feel more,
07:50um, human.
07:52There he is.
07:53Order's restored.
07:54It's okay to be average, Mo.
07:56Ugh.
07:58What's the sigh?
07:59Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing.
08:01Just, you and the Duke of Turtlenecks are headed to Wisconsin.
08:05And then I never get to live with you again.
08:08And I really don't know how I'm going to get by without you.
08:11Come on.
08:12Ugh.
08:12Bring it in.
08:15You will be okay.
08:16You can't possibly know that.
08:22Let's do this.
08:24Okay.
08:25May I kiss you?
08:26Oh, God, I really hate it when you ask.
08:28It's so embarrassing.
08:29Just do it.
08:34You know, I don't think Katie has totally forgiven me yet.
08:38Oh.
08:39Fathers and daughters, man.
08:40Oh.
08:40You should have seen my dad's face when I told him I wanted to switch from pre-law to becoming
08:45a poet.
08:46I think I can do that face.
08:47Do it.
08:49Oh, a poet, huh?
08:51That's cool.
08:52All you fuckers are the same.
08:56Hey.
08:57Hey.
08:57All done?
08:58Hey.
08:58Great.
08:59Hope you dig it.
09:00I hope so, too.
09:01I've got plenty of punches on me now.
09:02You got it.
09:02Sure.
09:03Man, you're the best, Brewster.
09:05Sorry, sorry.
09:06Everybody chill.
09:07Has he ever been in a library?
09:09One other time that I'm aware of.
09:11That boy worships you.
09:13He does.
09:14As do so many of the other students.
09:16They are all bummed that you are leaving, and it's annoying.
09:20I think you're exaggerating, but thanks.
09:23Everyone will be fine.
09:25I won't, Greg.
09:28I told you.
09:29I don't have a lot of friends here.
09:32You know, I am so glad that we didn't sleep with each other.
09:37I get that a lot.
09:38No, no.
09:38I get weird with people after I have sex with them, and no matter how it goes, I always
09:44want to make them, you know, think I hate them a little bit, and then eventually I stop
09:47talking to them, but I like talking to you, and it'd be a shame if we had to stop.
09:54You have a phone, right?
09:55Mm-hmm.
09:56Great.
09:56Perfect.
09:59Oh, damn it.
10:00What?
10:00Uh, I got an advanced copy of my new book that I want to give to you because it's the
10:05first one I've written with a female protagonist.
10:08Handed.
10:09Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
10:11It's not a rooster book.
10:13I had no say over the cover art, and, okay, well, there it is.
10:21Greg, she ain't got no head.
10:23It didn't fit on the cover.
10:26Ronnie?
10:27What?
10:28Come check this out.
10:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:30That's right.
10:31No, you don't.
10:32What's up?
10:34Greg's got a new book.
10:37Do you see any other women in this library with a body like that?
10:40I don't know, and I'm not going to check.
10:43Are you pleased with yourself?
10:45Yes, I am.
10:49So what are you guys doing over break?
10:51Lily's going to come meet me in New York right after Christmas, and we're going to go to the Marcel
10:54Duchamp exhibition at MoMA.
10:55What?
10:56And maybe, like, go to some clubs and, like, drink our faces off.
10:59I don't know.
10:59Sorry.
11:00Right, but you're going to pretend it's for the Duchamp thing.
11:03Yeah, but we just might not have time for that.
11:04I just don't know who Duchamp is, so.
11:06You're my TA.
11:08Okay.
11:08You should come meet us in New York.
11:10Please.
11:11It'd be so fun.
11:11I'd love to.
11:12I, but I'm going to be, I'm going to be in London.
11:14Oh.
11:15With Archie.
11:17Oh.
11:18Oh, okay.
11:19I get it.
11:21But I got to get used to saying it out loud, and I need the people that care about me
11:24to not be too disappointed.
11:25Okay, yeah, sorry.
11:26Yeah, we love you.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Give us another shot.
11:28Okay, yeah?
11:29Okay.
11:30I'm getting back together with Archie.
11:31Ew, Paul!
11:33No, no, no, no!
11:34You guys are not funny.
11:35You're not.
11:35No, we're hilarious.
11:38Greg, absolutely awful decision to leave us.
11:40I will be president of this college until Crystal drags my corpse out of this office.
11:47I'm not doing that.
11:47Yes, you are.
11:48I'll just call someone.
11:50Makes sense.
11:50He's big.
11:52Greg, I'm very mad at you.
11:54Oh.
11:55Why?
11:56You set the bar so high for me with men.
11:59Oh.
12:00Jake asked me out for coffee.
12:02Well, he's a nice guy.
12:04He's just had some issues.
12:04And he is way above that bar.
12:06Oh, great.
12:08He's really nice to me, and I like his hair.
12:11He has good hair.
12:12Sometimes when he looks at me, I don't know if he's lost in thought or if he wants to murder
12:17me.
12:19But it's exciting.
12:21No, no.
12:22Oh.
12:23Sergeant Trupp, you want to ruin the moment that's brewing here?
12:26You ruin every moment.
12:27Okay.
12:28I have to proverbially bite a few bullets today, so I may as well just pop this one out of
12:33the chamber and metaphorically chomp upon it.
12:37Talking like that, that's why people hate you.
12:40Greg, I think that you and I are going to have to mend some fences.
12:43Why would I ever do that?
12:45Well, she can't go back to that jerk!
12:50Oh, my God.
12:50I can't believe our daughter is getting back together with her super handsome husband who she really likes to have
12:56sex with.
12:57Could we be on the same page for just once in our lives?
12:59We are on the same page.
13:01I think Archie is an arrogant piece of shit.
13:04Always have.
13:05We have to call her.
13:06Tell her not to do this.
13:07Were you not just at that breakfast that you made me go to?
13:10I don't care.
13:11I'm going to call.
13:12What are you doing?
13:13I'm saving you from yourself.
13:14Give me the phone.
13:15Nope.
13:15Give me the phone, Beth.
13:16Beth.
13:16No.
13:17No.
13:18And no.
13:18And no.
13:19And no.
13:19And no.
13:20And no.
13:20And now it's in my butt.
13:21You can get it if you want, but you never used to like that.
13:25Beth, come on.
13:27Fine.
13:28Do the one thing that you promised her you wouldn't do, because that way she'll never talk to you again,
13:33and then I will have someone to go skiing with at Christmas.
13:36Yay!
13:39Want to get drunk?
13:40I mean, always.
13:41That's a red flag.
13:44My mom gets so overly excited about Christmas.
13:47We're only in Wisconsin for five days, and she wants to have three tree trimming parties.
13:51That is too much tree trimming.
13:53Ready to walk me home, stud?
13:55Um.
13:57We need to talk.
13:59Could you sit?
14:01Why aren't you looking at me?
14:04It's kind of my thing.
14:06Please.
14:08I think I'm going to just stand until you tell me what's going on.
14:13You're a great woman, Sunny.
14:15I know.
14:16And you're going to be a fantastic mom.
14:18And mark my words, I'm going to be the best father to Robin.
14:21It's not fucking Robin.
14:25I'm still married to Katie, and I feel like I really have to see it through.
14:30I don't want to hear this.
14:34Please stop.
14:37I'm sorry.
14:42Wow.
14:45I, um, I knew this was always a possibility.
14:48I just didn't think it would hurt me.
14:52Things don't usually hurt me.
14:53Well, you're only human.
14:54I'm still talking.
14:56God, you love the sound of your voice.
14:59The problem is, I do too.
15:06This is a mistake.
15:08Yeah.
15:11You're choosing the wrong path.
15:15Okay, regrouping.
15:17That's it.
15:19Look, if we weren't having a kid, I'd probably just tell you to fuck off.
15:22Maybe slash your tires and move on.
15:25But I am going to Wisconsin tomorrow.
15:28And if you want to go with me, be at the apartment by 8.
15:31I'm not going to be there, darling.
15:33Then that's your loss.
15:37And you will regret it.
15:46There's no more wine, so we're switching to bourbon,
15:48which I think is healthy and responsible.
15:52I only drink moonshine.
15:54Why do you have this?
15:55I captured it, and now it is mine, as is the Viking tradition.
16:00Oh, that does not smell great in there.
16:03Well, sorry, Bluey.
16:04You get used to the smell.
16:06I wear it around the house sometimes.
16:09You used to make so much fun of me for my attachment to this school,
16:13and now you love it.
16:16Apologize.
16:17I'm very sorry.
16:18I do love it.
16:19So why are you leaving?
16:22Because I am cramping my daughter's style.
16:24You have to stop doing that.
16:26You have to stop living for other people.
16:28I, myself, basically just do whatever the hell makes me happiest.
16:31Everyone's aware.
16:32There's an argument for me doing that a little bit less,
16:35but you definitely need to do it more.
16:37Yeah, well, I'm trying.
16:39Would you care for a little bourbon in your wine glass, ma'am?
16:42I'm going to call it a night.
16:44Oh, okay.
16:45I have to do one thing before I go.
16:49This has been bugging me.
16:51Hold on.
16:52What are you...
16:53Okay, the hook is still here.
16:55Oh, there she is.
16:56That's from Fortune Magazine.
16:58It was the only picture I could find.
16:59You're welcome.
17:00I will cherish it forever.
17:02Good night.
17:02Good night.
17:04Stay away from your phone.
17:05I can't guarantee anything I do once you leave.
17:09Just say the word.
17:10I will stay longer.
17:11I'm fine.
17:12Seriously, I'm good.
17:14You sure?
17:14Yeah, I'm good.
17:16You sure?
17:17Yeah.
17:18Sure.
17:20Don't.
17:22Okay.
17:22Don't do that.
17:23Sorry.
17:23I got a little caught up with you and me doing the mom and dad thing.
17:26It was nice.
17:29It took me a long time to get over you, Beth.
17:32So maybe you should not give Katie such a hard time for struggling with the exact same thing.
17:39Are you actually pretending you were trying to teach me a lesson just then?
17:42Come on.
17:43I really never know what the hell I'm doing.
17:46Me neither.
17:47That I knew.
17:54Tommy, I read your paper.
17:55This is fantastic.
17:57I shouldn't do this, but I am going to anyway.
18:00This was the best one in class.
18:02That is awesome, dude.
18:04Oh, man, I want to ask you what your favorite part is, but I don't want to seem too needy.
18:08I think you should ask.
18:09What was your favorite part?
18:10Your main character.
18:11Boom.
18:12The line about him dressing like he doesn't care what he looks like, but he really does.
18:15I felt like I instantly knew who that guy was.
18:18Fuck yeah.
18:19But then when he sees that picture of himself as a little kid, everything turns.
18:23Changes it all.
18:24That's the thing about a great character.
18:26Down deep, they already know who they are, who they want to be.
18:31All they need is that one tiny little thing to wake them up.
18:35So my dad's offered us the Claridge house.
18:37But honestly, I think we should just go to Claridge's.
18:40Just make a proper holiday of it, you know?
18:41It'd be really great.
18:42Um, you have some spinach in your teeth.
18:49Have you started packing yet?
18:50It's still there.
18:52Oh, yeah.
18:57How's that?
18:57That better?
18:58No.
19:02No?
19:04I can't be with you.
19:09What do you mean?
19:10You know, I've had a lot of one-on-one meetings with teachers.
19:14This is the first one I've ever liked.
19:16I'm glad.
19:18Uh, I got to work at Arts tonight.
19:21You should come by, say goodbye.
19:22I could steal you some fries.
19:24The Spooner and the guy's going to be there?
19:25No, no, they already left for break.
19:27Oh.
19:27Okay, yeah, I'll come by.
19:29All right, I'll see you then.
19:29All right.
19:48Katie, bloody hell, there you are.
19:50Oh, good, you found me.
19:51Christ, you can't just drop a bomb like that and then run off.
19:54I think we need to have a talk.
19:55I don't think we do.
19:55We do.
19:56No, we don't.
19:56We do.
19:57We don't.
20:00I don't want to be with you anymore.
20:02What, because I had some spinach in my teeth?
20:06You are always going to have spinach in your teeth to me, metaphorically.
20:09Okay, whatever's going on right now with you is insane.
20:12Oh, sorry.
20:13Then I will take you back.
20:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:15Katie, stop, stop, stop.
20:17I love you.
20:18Come on, I'm just a boy standing in front of you with his heart in his hand.
20:22Oh, God, do you hear yourself?
20:24Okay, well, then make me understand.
20:27No matter what I need you to be, you will always be you.
20:32Is that a bad thing?
20:34Come on.
20:34On some level, you must know you're not the greatest guy.
20:37Wow, maybe not.
20:38Okay.
20:40Um, look, I'm actually glad that we got back together, even if it was just for 36 hours.
20:45Because when it was my choice, all of this, so much clearer, you know?
20:51I was talking to my friends, and I was so worried that they were going to be disappointed in me
20:55for taking you back,
20:56and let's be honest, everybody I know and love would be.
20:59Roscoe wouldn't.
21:00No, not Roscoe the dog.
21:01You are right about that.
21:03But it's actually not about their disappointment.
21:05The truth is, I was just so disappointed in myself.
21:09Because I don't need you to make me feel special.
21:13I don't know if you've heard, but I'm a rock star.
21:18I sabotaged my life with the mother of my child.
21:21For you.
21:22My bad.
21:24Um, in fairness, though, you really, you started all of that yourself, so I, you know what?
21:29No.
21:32Archie Bates, I truly hope that you end up happy.
21:38It's really coming through, yeah.
21:45Oh, I want a divorce.
21:47Um, no rush, though.
21:49I know the holidays can be crazy.
21:50We'll figure it out.
21:53Hey, Dylan.
21:55I have, uh, left a Christmas present for you outside your house.
22:00Please, uh, be sure to feed it.
22:03I was going to ask if you wanted to go over to Arch's with me,
22:06but, uh, your lights are out, so I figure you're asleep.
22:09I will, um, I'll just come by in the morning and say goodbye.
22:12All right.
22:13See ya.
22:22It's a wonderful life, bitch!
22:28Told you people cared.
22:32Oh, wow.
22:33I don't know what to say.
22:35Spooner, why don't you have a shirt on?
22:37I'm an angel.
22:38Me and George made the winks.
22:40Yeah.
22:41You guys never saw that movie, did you?
22:42Not in the slightest.
22:44Pass that man a beer.
22:45Oh, hell yeah.
22:46Come on.
22:47Great.
22:48Well, cheers.
22:52Sonny?
22:53I'm going to have to get that key back.
22:54Sonny?
22:55Sonny?
22:55Sonny, he's here!
22:57By the grace of God, he made it!
22:59Shit, I almost forgot.
23:01Fred and I got her onto an earlier flight.
23:03What?
23:04She left hours ago.
23:05She's finally free.
23:07Oh, you look sad.
23:09You need your mommy?
23:11No.
23:12Well, do you mind locking up when you leave?
23:15I got somewhere to be.
23:25I got somewhere to be.
23:34In some sick, I'm a gardener.
23:36Oh, my God!
23:38Oh, my God!
23:41To be continued.
23:43I'm not seeing it was all bad.
23:46Still seeing the love in my life.
23:48Mr. Russo, Ronnie's got something to say.
23:51I didn't hate it.
23:53Ronnie, I'm sorry.
23:54That must have been so hard for you.
23:55It was hard for me.
23:58You guys, I just wanted to thank you for all the hot chocolates.
24:03Thank you, Darren.
24:04Thank you, Marta.
24:09Hey, Susan.
24:10Hi.
24:11How are you?
24:11Here you are.
24:13Smells so good.
24:14All right.
24:15I have mom's girlfriend, Sharon.
24:17She is such a fan.
24:18She loves your book.
24:19She doesn't even believe that I know you.
24:21Anyways, you want to do a quick video for her?
24:25Why can't...
24:26Well...
24:26Hey, fuck you, Sharon.
24:28Fuck you.
24:28How are you?
24:29You don't tell me who I know.
24:31Look.
24:31Hey.
24:31Look.
24:32How you doing?
24:36Okay, guys.
24:37Mess it up.
24:38Mess it up.
24:40Okay, one more.
24:43Goodbye.
24:45For once and for all.
24:46For once and for all.
24:49Goodbye for real.
24:50Okay.
24:54What?
24:57Rooster.
24:58Hey.
24:59I just want to say thank you, man, for everything.
25:04Seriously, you changed my life.
25:07You changed your life.
25:13Also, we racked up a big tab and I don't have any money.
25:17It's fine.
25:17I'll take care of it.
25:19Thanks.
25:20Hey, hey.
25:21You said he's paying for everything.
25:22Oh, shit.
25:23Get some more.
25:23Get some more.
25:24Hey.
25:24You want to say something before everybody starts to split?
25:27Oh, no.
25:27I really don't.
25:28Okay.
25:29Everybody!
25:32Greg so badly wants to say something.
25:35Oh, thank you, Dylan.
25:37Oh, okay.
25:39Uh, uh, hello.
25:42This is a great surprise.
25:44I really appreciate you all being here.
25:46I am very lucky.
25:52I have the most wonderful daughter.
25:54Oh, God.
25:55There she is.
25:56That's Katie.
25:57They know.
25:58He's the best.
26:00I write stories for a living.
26:03I am very, very good at beer pong.
26:06I know.
26:07No bad.
26:08Some of you probably don't know this, but I'm a pretty awkward, uncomfortable guy.
26:14What?
26:15Oh, God.
26:17And I guess I just never felt like I belonged anywhere, but you all made me feel like I belonged
26:25here, and I thank you for that, and I will never forget it.
26:34That is my best friend right there.
26:38Come here.
26:52I ended it.
26:54For good this time.
26:58Okay.
27:00Honey, it's your life.
27:02You have to do what you want to do.
27:08Go ahead.
27:09Yes!
27:14Oh, I'm so happy.
27:18Oh, I'm sorry.
27:19Are you okay?
27:20I am.
27:21Really?
27:22I am.
27:23I'm really good.
27:23I'm okay.
27:24I'm okay.
27:30Oh, so pretty.
27:34Yeah.
27:34Really going to miss this place.
27:37Well, don't leave on my account.
27:41What?
27:42I don't want you calling me every day from Florida using your sad voice.
27:46Hey, Katie.
27:48That is frighteningly accurate.
27:52Hon, I just...
27:53I don't want to stick around here and keep complicating your life.
27:57Yeah, but you'd probably do that from anywhere.
28:01You're not wrong.
28:02Mm-hmm.
28:22Hello, Greg.
28:23Hello, Greg.
28:24Hello, the horses.
28:27Oh, that's not a good noise to make on the phone.
28:30I make noises, Greg.
28:31You know that.
28:32What can I do for you?
28:35What if I did want to come back next semester?
28:37Would that be ridiculous?
28:38No.
28:41You will, uh, make a lot of people happy around here.
28:45Plus, you and I can do our last hurrah together.
28:50What do you mean?
28:52They gave your ex-wife my job.
28:54She will be the new president of Ludlow.
28:58So, Graham, just let me know.
29:01We will start the transition next semester.
29:04I...I didn't...
29:07Are you okay?
29:09Well, I'll tell you what.
29:12It is one beautiful night, Greg,
29:14and I am going to enjoy it.
29:18Merry Christmas, pal.
29:20Merry Christmas, Walt.
29:27See you.
29:31Merry Christmas, Walt.
30:26Merry Christmas, Walt.
30:46Bye-bye.
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