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00:00:01Yo, this is the Sadmen XI All-Stars 2026 trip.
00:00:05We are at St. Pankridge International, about to get a train to Paris.
00:00:16Yay!
00:00:17I feel like the French are going to be swept.
00:00:21Yeah.
00:00:22And that's not that I play football in a fun manner rather than a serious manner.
00:00:29It's not ideal for a goalkeeper.
00:00:34We are about halfway into our journey on the way to Paris.
00:00:40I'm hearing that the weather is really hot out there, so I'm looking forward to catching a little tan me.
00:00:46You know, I've been feeling a bit pasty in the UK lately.
00:00:49What's the training session going to be like? I only have a charity match to go on.
00:00:53Honestly, I have no idea. I'm just turning up for vibes.
00:00:55What's training going to be like?
00:00:57Oh, training is going to be like...
00:01:00Well, it'll be the first time that the England and France team are together and see each other.
00:01:04Mm-hmm.
00:01:05But not many people are going to training. There's only like 12 people.
00:01:08Where is the training?
00:01:19We respect the effort with the accent.
00:01:21Oh, mercy.
00:01:23So, where are the rest of the boys?
00:01:25I actually don't... No, I do know. They went ahead to do a golf shoot, I believe.
00:01:31Oh.
00:01:31Yeah. Didn't invite me to play. God knows why.
00:01:34Big wedger, huh?
00:01:35Yeah. I'm not a big enough wedger to play with the big wedges.
00:01:39But, yeah. So, they're already in Paris.
00:01:42I'm pulling up with these guys.
00:01:44And then we're going to go drop our stuff at a hotel.
00:01:47Heads to the training session.
00:01:51And then afterwards, I believe it's me and Bazinga at the press conference.
00:01:55Why me? I don't know. I don't speak anyway.
00:02:02Why me?
00:02:04Because...
00:02:09Because...
00:02:10Because...
00:02:11Because...
00:02:11Because...
00:02:11Because...
00:02:11Because...
00:02:12Because...
00:02:13Because you're so perfectly media trained.
00:02:17Because you're so media trained.
00:02:18Because I'm the best in the world.
00:02:24I think I said.
00:02:28But it is the only French that I know.
00:02:33Obviously, dislocated my shoulder a couple of weeks ago.
00:02:36So, it's kind of touch and go.
00:02:37I'm going to get really strapped. I've been rehabbing it.
00:02:40So, I might get a couple of minutes. Who knows?
00:02:43But I'm excited. I'm excited to see what they're going to be like.
00:02:48Feeling confident.
00:02:49Thank you so much, the boys, for giving me the call-up.
00:02:51You have a job to do.
00:02:53I saw they were calling...
00:02:54What were they calling us online?
00:02:55Roast beef.
00:02:56Roast beef.
00:02:57They were calling us the roast beef.
00:02:59So, I think the French have played the Spanish before.
00:03:01So, they said they've dealt with the paella.
00:03:03And now they're coming for roast beef.
00:03:04So, hey.
00:03:05The roast beef is ready for the baguettes, bro.
00:03:07We're ready.
00:03:07I love the roast beef.
00:03:08I love the roast beef.
00:03:10I love the roast beef.
00:03:11Yeah, but now I'm gassed, man.
00:03:12I'm gassed.
00:03:12Hopefully, we smash them in, man.
00:03:14Literally, that's what we're here to do.
00:03:15Do you know anything about their side?
00:03:17You know what?
00:03:18I know a few of their players.
00:03:19I know a pitch addict.
00:03:20One of them...
00:03:21Actually, I think two of them are defenders.
00:03:22One can probably play in midfield as well.
00:03:24Their goalkeeper, I think they've got two keepers.
00:03:26So, apparently, yeah, I heard that they have two keepers.
00:03:29But one of them, the good one, hasn't been announced.
00:03:31I didn't see them on their line-up.
00:03:32But he's a joke in goal.
00:03:34That's the thing.
00:03:34Who's going to go?
00:03:34You?
00:03:35I'll tell.
00:03:36Nah, we can't have Toby.
00:03:37Kevin's in goal.
00:03:38Kevin's in goal.
00:03:39Kevin.
00:03:39Is he a good keeper?
00:03:42He'll be good.
00:03:43He'll be good.
00:03:43We'll see.
00:03:44We'll see.
00:03:44We'll see.
00:03:45But, yeah, I know they're goalkeeper and they're two defenders.
00:03:47They've got on the team.
00:03:48Other than that, I don't really know too much.
00:03:49But I'm more focused on winning the game, honestly.
00:03:52Not about the opposition.
00:03:53Just ask.
00:03:53I'm locked in.
00:03:53Let's go.
00:03:56They've come round with the goofiest meals of all time.
00:03:59Like, it's just scaring me from the get-go.
00:04:01It's just straight poetry on the menu.
00:04:03I don't know what it was.
00:04:04So I've just had to walk so far to get this little hall.
00:04:09Ham and cheese baguette.
00:04:11Cookie.
00:04:12Pringles.
00:04:12Had to walk like ten carriages.
00:04:14Decked it into everyone.
00:04:15Some serious turbulence.
00:04:16But I'm locked in.
00:04:18I'm happy.
00:04:19You've been calling us roast beef online?
00:04:21Yeah.
00:04:21What, the French have?
00:04:23Well, they're fucking croissants or something of the sort.
00:04:29Do you know what position you're playing today?
00:04:31No.
00:04:31I think I'll end up getting whacked at right back or something,
00:04:34which I'm fine with as long as I get, like,
00:04:36a few minutes just to have one run up top.
00:04:39That's all I need.
00:04:40The charity match, they were saying,
00:04:41you're very good in a straight line.
00:04:42Were they?
00:04:43Oh.
00:04:44Sorry.
00:04:45OK.
00:04:46Can't tell if that's a compliment or not.
00:04:48Yeah.
00:04:50I'll take it.
00:04:50It's a positive.
00:04:54I was, I'm just looking at France.
00:04:56We've just arrived.
00:04:57First time I've entered Paris.
00:05:00So, I'm excited.
00:05:01Are you going to warm up this evening?
00:05:03I will be warming up.
00:05:05I will be doing some stretches,
00:05:07some training drills.
00:05:08I never did football training as a kid.
00:05:12I'm not good.
00:05:13OK.
00:05:14Well, I mean, you're just here for the bands then, right?
00:05:16Yes.
00:05:17Yeah.
00:05:17And a two-foot of Frenchman.
00:05:18An ROA?
00:05:19Yeah.
00:05:20From enemy soil.
00:05:21So, I think France are going to win this.
00:05:24I've...
00:05:24Sorry.
00:05:25No, let me say that again.
00:05:26I think France are going to try their best to win this.
00:05:29I don't think they're holding back.
00:05:29I don't think they're here for content.
00:05:31Do you know what I think?
00:05:31The excitement charity match is like a bit of fun,
00:05:33a bit of content.
00:05:34I think they are going to come out.
00:05:35They're going to walk in with their wee Louis Vuitton handbags,
00:05:37matching tracksuits, sunglasses on,
00:05:39wee headphones with the cords.
00:05:41Calling it now.
00:05:41Flash forward.
00:05:42And they are going to go in and they all want to score hat-tricks.
00:05:45They want to beat us 20-0.
00:05:46I don't think it's going to be like vibes and fun.
00:05:50Any time I've seen them,
00:05:51they're walking around looking quite cool.
00:05:53So, I think they're going to look at this as if it's their day
00:05:55to be a footballer and act like a footballer.
00:05:57So, I have been told I'm centre mid.
00:06:00Now, the worry is, I look around,
00:06:01there's a lot of really good players in this team.
00:06:03I think I'm the weak link.
00:06:05So, I'm...
00:06:06Yeah, I'm a bit nervous.
00:06:07I'm actually very nervous.
00:06:09I woke up today very nervous.
00:06:10The other thing here is that I think...
00:06:13I'm playing for England.
00:06:14I'm Irish.
00:06:16I don't know why that's happened.
00:06:17The boys asked me and I was like,
00:06:18should I? Shouldn't I?
00:06:19I'm not English.
00:06:20Let's do it.
00:06:21Bit of fun, isn't it?
00:06:22So, yeah, I think if I miss...
00:06:24If I miss a chance, everyone will be like,
00:06:27this Irish guy's just missed a chance.
00:06:30And if I score, everyone in Ireland will be like,
00:06:32this guy's scoring for England and celebrating.
00:06:34So, we're a bit rockin' a hard place.
00:06:45This is where you say Paris.
00:06:47I'm inside you.
00:06:48Paris.
00:06:49Paris.
00:06:50I am trying to eat an impeccable bomb.
00:06:53What?
00:06:54The bollocks hole won't go amiss, I'll tell you that.
00:07:03Welcome to Paris.
00:07:05You excited?
00:07:06Yeah, I'm quite good, bruh.
00:07:07How are you?
00:07:08It's gotta be good, bruh.
00:07:16So, what's the plan now?
00:07:17We're going to the hotel?
00:07:19Hotel, drop bags, get to training.
00:07:22We're gonna test the style, strap it up.
00:07:26And, yeah, we'll see where we're at.
00:07:28Have you been to Paris before?
00:07:30Yeah, I've been to Paris quite a few times.
00:07:34What's your take on it?
00:07:38Yeah, I've been to Paris.
00:07:40Yeah, it's mixed.
00:07:41It's like...
00:07:42It's just a French liegen.
00:07:44Yeah.
00:07:45Is that mixed?
00:07:46Is that okay to say?
00:07:47Yeah.
00:07:49I mean, this is the first time that I've come here and
00:07:50the weather's been this time?
00:07:53That's why we're all clean.
00:07:56What's that?
00:07:58What are you asking today?
00:08:02That's weird.
00:08:03That's weird.
00:08:05I want to know, you know, how I say the profanity.
00:08:12So, they don't understand a little bit though, they don't speak English, they can actually
00:08:17just bake up.
00:08:18They can actually just chill on a low-key one.
00:08:22Unless you're KSI, in which case they probably still know.
00:08:36Are you trying to out-rig me?
00:08:38If you're playing...
00:08:39You're getting rig-mogged right now.
00:08:41You've got rig-mogged.
00:08:43If you are...
00:08:44Who's playing in front of you?
00:08:45Let's say...
00:08:47Zerker or someone's...
00:08:48Yeah, bro, it's been like that since this morning, by the way.
00:08:50We left the hotel at like nine this morning.
00:08:52It's been like that.
00:08:53Consumerism final bosses.
00:08:54If you've got Zerker playing in front of you, yeah?
00:08:56Start the overlap.
00:08:57Yeah.
00:08:58Hold it!
00:08:59Hold it!
00:09:00Hold it!
00:09:00Yeah, hold on to the ball and wait for me to go.
00:09:02Hold it!
00:09:03Hold it, Josh.
00:09:04And then he'll probably do his weird little step-over thing that he does.
00:09:06And then not pass.
00:09:07But I still won't forget.
00:09:09I'll still get Gideon run.
00:09:10Fuck yeah.
00:09:11Acht de tuon.
00:09:13Acht de tuon.
00:09:14What did they win though, right?
00:09:15Oh yeah, that's a...
00:09:15I've never actually been in Paris, by the way.
00:09:17So this is blowing my fucking mind.
00:09:21Yeah, you look blown out of that.
00:09:23Bro, I knew I'd fucking that.
00:09:24I've seen this in the movies, bro.
00:09:25It's actually pretty cool, isn't it?
00:09:27This roundabout is the maddest roundabout.
00:09:29There's some James Bond shit on this roundabout.
00:09:31Yeah.
00:09:31Probably, yeah.
00:09:32I said, anyone coming there with their partners, Matt made a mistake.
00:09:36As soon as we drove past the shops, I thought, oh, right.
00:09:37Should've seen what Olive done at Disneyland.
00:09:38You said.
00:09:39I've done mad too.
00:09:41Oh, you've been here.
00:09:42I've been here.
00:09:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're cooked.
00:09:44Yeah, yeah, you're finished.
00:09:45Yeah, we have to win tomorrow night.
00:09:47Yeah, you're finished.
00:09:48You're finished.
00:09:48You better get some content out of this trip.
00:09:51Nah, nah, nah.
00:09:52Just it.
00:09:52The win would suffice for me.
00:09:56Come here to spend bags and lose to the French.
00:10:00I'm going to go twos on my Revolut.
00:10:03I'm going to run there like.
00:10:04Rough baths on the Riverlip.
00:10:09This is a set up.
00:10:10Ameen set his whole country up, bro.
00:10:13They sold out, you know.
00:10:14Oh, that's fine.
00:10:16That's due to be hostile.
00:10:18Ameen.
00:10:18Ameen has put together his country for a generational war loss, bro.
00:10:23Oh, we're going to get rushed.
00:10:24I feel sorry for him, bro.
00:10:26I'm not going to be surprised when that man start brushing out the flares, bro.
00:10:29Oh, no, yeah.
00:10:29Facts.
00:10:30We're going to be a braver.
00:10:31We've never had 40,000 people hate us, which is going to happen.
00:10:34That's what I'm excited for.
00:10:35But I'm excited for that, bro.
00:10:37That's exciting.
00:10:37Yeah, actually kind of.
00:10:39How's that going to feel?
00:10:40It makes me want to fuck in there.
00:10:41How's that going to feel?
00:10:41That's crazy.
00:10:42I get excited for that.
00:10:45Yeah.
00:10:45Yeah.
00:10:46The fact that we haven't had to organize shit apart from the team is beautiful.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:51No stress.
00:10:52We're going to rock up.
00:10:53Night kickoff.
00:10:54Everyone hates you.
00:10:54Who can do it?
00:10:56Night kickoff.
00:10:56Can we stop seven?
00:10:578pm kickoff, bro.
00:10:58Under the lights in Paris.
00:11:00Under the lights is so much better.
00:11:02Are you mad?
00:11:03Are you mad?
00:11:04Under the lights in Paris.
00:11:05And then a croissant hits you in the head.
00:11:07Boom.
00:11:08France versus England is one of the biggest rivalries in football.
00:11:10Does that add something special tonight for you?
00:11:12Yeah, you're cooked.
00:11:14Is there anything you notice about the French team that worries you or you think you can
00:11:16explore?
00:11:18They're French.
00:11:18You eat too many pastries.
00:11:21Your fans are going to be a minority in that stadium.
00:11:23That's not very fun.
00:11:24How do you plan to handle the atmosphere?
00:11:26Joke, man.
00:11:28I just feel like...
00:11:29That's what I'm saying.
00:11:30Yeah, this is fun.
00:11:31You've had to poach a player from the opposing team to strengthen your own side.
00:11:34No.
00:11:35Well, technically a mean place for us because he set you up.
00:11:39There you go.
00:11:42Just...
00:11:42Just give me my answers in French.
00:11:49Hello, the roast beef.
00:11:52How are you?
00:11:59This way.
00:12:07Try first.
00:12:10Go first.
00:12:10Let roast beef.
00:12:11Let roast beef, go first.
00:12:13Is there...
00:12:14Oui, oui?
00:12:14I need...
00:12:16Oui, oui?
00:12:16I need...
00:12:17Who is the toilet?
00:12:20Toilette, puissance l'étoilette.
00:12:21Let's trade him already.
00:12:23These are the rounds.
00:12:26Where are we going?
00:12:27This way, I think.
00:12:32Off we go.
00:12:43Ross Binks!
00:12:44Ross Binks!
00:12:47Is this the actual team?
00:12:48Yeah!
00:12:50Woo!
00:12:51Yeah!
00:12:52Hey, the Ross Binks are up.
00:12:55I'm loving it.
00:12:56Let me see that.
00:12:57Wait, hold on.
00:12:58Let me see that one.
00:12:59Let me see that one.
00:13:00It's busy.
00:13:01Start the training now.
00:13:03Are we training in this?
00:13:04Yeah, so what's going to happen is you're training in this,
00:13:07but you need to do your green screen in your matcha.
00:13:09So...
00:13:10Before.
00:13:10No, before.
00:13:12Representing the Ross Binks.
00:13:14Yeah, then.
00:13:15Let's go.
00:13:16Ross Binks!
00:13:16Ross Binks!
00:13:17Yeah!
00:13:18Where's my phone?
00:13:19Ross Binks!
00:13:21This is 100% premium.
00:13:22Ross Binks!
00:13:24Well fed, well drank Ross Binks!
00:13:27100% British!
00:13:29Ross Binks!
00:13:31Ross Binks!
00:13:33Gross Binks!
00:13:35Gross Binks!
00:13:35Gross Binks!
00:13:36Gross Binks!
00:13:37Gross Binks!
00:13:38Come on, Gross Binks!
00:13:41That's the judge.
00:13:48He has the white background.
00:13:49Well done.
00:13:49That's smart.
00:13:50That's smart.
00:13:50I keep trying to find my green screen.
00:13:52That's smart.
00:13:53That'll be fine.
00:13:56That's so smart.
00:13:57I love that.
00:13:59Go.
00:14:01Er, Eepen.
00:14:03Monsieur.
00:14:05Monsieur.
00:14:06Monsieur Ross Binks!
00:14:07What size is this?
00:14:08The arms are so small.
00:14:10Why are they so small?
00:14:12Why are they so small?
00:14:14Those are the guns.
00:14:17Wait, I didn't use this to be so easy.
00:14:20What size is this?
00:14:21It's extra small, but it's a medium, mate.
00:14:24We'll need the same size as yours, alright?
00:14:26Are you?
00:14:27I should've got a last one though.
00:14:29If I was wild, I'll get a medium, I'm not gonna lie.
00:14:32I'm saying.
00:14:32You're saying I'm Wham?
00:14:33You're saying I'm Wham?
00:14:34You know you're Wham, bro.
00:14:35Come on.
00:14:35Hey, he's fishing.
00:14:37You're saying I'm Wham, saying I'm Wham.
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:38What else do you like about me?
00:14:39Hey, get about it.
00:14:40Get about it, get about it.
00:14:44Don't fuck with me, Joni.
00:14:46Don't fuck with me.
00:14:46I can hold my own, bro.
00:14:49Fuck you!
00:14:50It's game time.
00:14:54We're in there.
00:14:57What?
00:14:58What are you gonna do for me?
00:15:01Rossbitt?
00:15:02Rossbitt?
00:15:03He's like me.
00:15:04No, no, I'm just asking you to just take this way.
00:15:06Just wear the boots up.
00:15:07You're good like that.
00:15:07You can go in your socks.
00:15:09Oh, cool.
00:15:10I just got a badge here.
00:15:11Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:12I'm here we go.
00:15:12We'll meet you in a spurs kit outside the Everton training ground
00:15:15pretending to go out.
00:15:16So you get points deduction.
00:15:18Come on, you Rossbitts.
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21Let's go.
00:15:22Come on, let's get another good fucking pitch.
00:15:25Yeah, you look fucking great! Thank you!
00:15:29Here comes our Ross Beefs!
00:15:34Wow, wow, wow! Coaches and all, bruh!
00:15:43Slow cut!
00:15:45Yeah!
00:15:47Ross Beefs!
00:15:58This is a set-up! Amin's set the whole nation up, bruh!
00:16:01It's a set-up!
00:16:03Fucking hot, isn't it?
00:16:04It is roasting!
00:16:15I'll do it! I can't do it now!
00:16:17What skill was it?
00:16:18Dragon!
00:16:19Dragon!
00:16:20What is it?
00:16:23Wait, wait, wait!
00:16:26You can do that, bruh!
00:16:27No, but wait!
00:16:28It's just this!
00:16:30Look, the leg in the air!
00:16:34Fuck, man!
00:16:35What the hell?
00:16:37Nah, hold on!
00:16:39Let me try!
00:16:41Bang, bang, but in the head!
00:16:42Yeah, but this leg goes up!
00:16:44Yeah, so that leg stays up, so it looks like a trot!
00:16:47Oh!
00:16:48You see what?
00:16:49Ey, I could've just been gone right there!
00:16:51It's hard to do, bruh!
00:16:53Do you know what?
00:16:54I'm leaving that to you, bruh!
00:16:55Ha ha!
00:16:58Time, time, time, time!
00:16:59Time, time, time!
00:16:59I can't do that!
00:17:01I can't do that!
00:17:02I can't do that!
00:17:03I can't do that, bruh!
00:17:05I can't do that, bruh!
00:17:06I can't do that, bruh!
00:17:11I can't do that, bruh!
00:17:12I can't do that, bruh!
00:17:16I can't do that, bruh!
00:17:18I can't do that, bruh!
00:17:19P.R.V.
00:17:20Your toe jizzled at...
00:17:21Paris FC!
00:17:25I wanna get that far corner, I need to get that unlocked!
00:17:29Oh!
00:17:32Oh!
00:17:32Oh!
00:17:34Oh!
00:17:36Oh!
00:17:38Oh!
00:17:38I love France!
00:17:39I've been here for about five days now!
00:17:41Second home!
00:17:42It's my second home now!
00:17:44Roulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
00:17:46Huh?
00:17:47What?
00:17:48Is that bad?
00:17:49Do you want to fuck with me?
00:17:51Oh!
00:17:51Do you want to sleep with the...
00:17:54Tyson!
00:17:57Sorry!
00:17:57I love France!
00:18:00Wherever that bench is, I'm warming that!
00:18:03I've got zero training for this!
00:18:07But I'll show you what I've got though!
00:18:08Do you want to take that?
00:18:11Oh!
00:18:11Oh!
00:18:12Yeah, we're cooking!
00:18:13Yes, Victor!
00:18:14Victor!
00:18:15Cut that, right?
00:18:16Yeah!
00:18:18Humble beginnings!
00:18:19Back in!
00:18:22He's got back here!
00:18:27Coles!
00:18:28Right, go to the other side to Tobey!
00:18:30Sorry!
00:18:31Driven it round to Tobey!
00:18:33Nicey, mate!
00:18:34Lovely, lovely!
00:18:35Fair if you want!
00:18:36No!
00:18:37Never!
00:18:39Go!
00:18:43Come on!
00:18:44Go!
00:18:45Go!
00:18:46Shit!
00:18:49He's so strict, bro!
00:18:53Over four minutes!
00:18:54All good!
00:18:54Come on, Nell!
00:18:55I'll go inside and roll in!
00:18:57I'll go inside and roll in!
00:18:57I know when I want one in!
00:18:58John Nellis on pens!
00:18:59That's what we learned today!
00:19:00John, how are you feeling about our side after today's practice?
00:19:04I think we're some players, yeah!
00:19:06French look very serious though!
00:19:07I think we're better players than I expected!
00:19:09There was mind games going on today, I feel!
00:19:11You definitely went on one day!
00:19:12Yeah, a wee bit!
00:19:13They're trying to come over and be all friendly!
00:19:16Yeah!
00:19:16Jesus of shit!
00:19:18Yeah, fuck!
00:19:19I'm not buying that!
00:19:21They're here for a while!
00:19:22They're here to embarrass us!
00:19:23In front of, whatever, 40,000, 50,000 fans!
00:19:26I'm early!
00:19:27Hello, mate!
00:19:28I'm here before everyone!
00:19:29There's no one here!
00:19:32That's my goat right there!
00:19:33How you doing, brother?
00:19:34How you doing?
00:19:35I'm all sweaty for you, man!
00:19:36So where have you been, Jack?
00:19:37I have been playing golf!
00:19:39Oh, very nice!
00:19:40Big Wedge vibes?
00:19:41Big Wedge?
00:19:42Yep!
00:19:42We did a little...
00:19:44We did something!
00:19:45I'm not going to say what!
00:19:47Okay!
00:19:47Because I'm probably not allowed!
00:19:48Fair!
00:19:50But yeah!
00:19:50And then I played with Harry!
00:19:52A little 18 holes!
00:19:53Now I'm here for training!
00:19:55And I miss training!
00:19:56Oh no!
00:19:58You'll be at dinner though, right?
00:19:59Yeah!
00:19:59I will definitely be at dinner!
00:20:01I'll be early to dinner!
00:20:02Trust me!
00:20:04How are you feeling about tomorrow?
00:20:06I'm feeling...
00:20:07Let me just say this!
00:20:11That's how I feel!
00:20:15That is how I feel!
00:20:16If I knew anything about golf, I'm sure that would be really impressive!
00:20:21Basically, in golf terms, that means I want to stay on the bench for as long as I can!
00:20:26Oh!
00:20:26Okay!
00:20:27Hopefully get an injury before the game, so I don't have to play!
00:20:31I'm trying to freak!
00:20:32You don't have to play right now anyway, mate!
00:20:33Really?
00:20:34Don't tell him!
00:20:35Don't tell him!
00:20:36Don't tell him!
00:20:37We're going to make you, but you don't have to!
00:20:40Oh, he's getting himself out of trouble in case, you know, duress and that!
00:20:43Not to deter anyone from going to the press conference!
00:20:47But the shuttles are here now!
00:20:51What happens at the press conference?
00:20:54They just talk about shit!
00:20:56They just talk about shit!
00:20:57It's five French New Southlands, and there's going to be their coach plus...
00:21:04It's five French New Southlands, and there's going to be a bit of a fan of golf!
00:21:07It's five French New Southlands!
00:21:07It's five French New Southlands!
00:21:09It's five French New Southlands!
00:21:10It's five French New Southlands!
00:21:11You've seen the physio?
00:21:13Yeah!
00:21:15It's just old age shit!
00:21:17It's not fun!
00:21:19So, training day done?
00:21:21Training day done!
00:21:22I'm off to go and do the press conference now!
00:21:24It's me and Bazinga!
00:21:26Representing for the boys!
00:21:28You all good!
00:21:29You all good mate!
00:21:30See you in a bit!
00:21:30See you in a bit!
00:21:44All right!
00:21:46Come on and hit me!
00:21:47Oh!
00:21:49Yeah!
00:21:49You know we left England, and we came to France!
00:21:53When we beat the French, I'm going to do a silly dance!
00:21:57Wiggle wiggle!
00:21:58That's right!
00:21:59I left the country!
00:22:01I need to withdraw some money!
00:22:04Because they don't use power, because they use Euros!
00:22:07But guess what?
00:22:09I've never snorted with my nose!
00:22:12Fuck yeah!
00:22:14Bars on bars!
00:22:15Fuck yeah, bro!
00:22:15That's it!
00:22:16You just got that primo shit!
00:22:18That's what they call me, Louis!
00:22:20Louis!
00:22:22About to make a rap career!
00:22:26Don't want to see me in France!
00:22:29Don't want to see you in France!
00:22:31I don't want to see you in France!
00:22:42It's so funny!
00:22:45There's two teams in Paris!
00:22:48Paris FC and Paris St. Jude!
00:22:52And the distance between them is that road there!
00:22:55These are the two stadiums!
00:22:57Can you imagine Ultras?
00:22:58Ultras if you saw the value!
00:23:02Yeah, you know, Martin!
00:23:04Can you take the Champions League away?
00:23:06Yeah!
00:23:08They know where Star will come in, bro!
00:23:11This is Paris!
00:23:12Sick!
00:23:13I like what you did there!
00:23:20This is Paris!
00:23:23This is Paris!
00:23:24Hello!
00:23:25Hello!
00:23:26Smells fresh!
00:23:27Oh, yeah!
00:23:28Woo!
00:23:30What's that?
00:23:31Hello!
00:23:36Hello!
00:23:37Hello!
00:23:38How are you?
00:23:39How are you?
00:23:41How are you?
00:23:44How do you feel? How do you look at the video?
00:23:47It's going to look nice.
00:23:52I can talk like this if you want.
00:23:54Yeah, that's great.
00:23:56I'm too English, I can't get the accent.
00:24:06My God, you're pretty lost.
00:24:08You're like, what?
00:24:12Good evening, everyone. Welcome to the press conference of the Eleven All-Star.
00:24:16Let's start with Ethan and Toby.
00:24:20On my right.
00:24:21Desaïmen.
00:24:22And Amin.
00:24:24I'm going to start with Amin, so I'm going to say in French.
00:24:26What do you make of the English colleagues
00:24:28our football league, the Farmers League?
00:24:31What do you think about
00:24:33the bad reputation of the English who say that we were closed?
00:24:35I think it's the Farmers League anymore.
00:24:37They actually have some of the best talents.
00:24:39The issue is about retaining those talents
00:24:41and some of the teams that they beat the most over the past years
00:24:45were actually English teams.
00:24:47I remember them losing to a couple of English teams as well.
00:24:51Now, personally, I don't think it's a Farmers League.
00:24:54I think it's just two very different styles of football.
00:24:58And players that struggle in the Premier League
00:25:01might find it a bit easier in the French League
00:25:03because it's a different style of football that allows them
00:25:05maybe a bit more time and space.
00:25:06So I just think there's differences, that's all.
00:25:09So the question was, if there was one player
00:25:11that you could steal from the other team,
00:25:13which one would it be?
00:25:14And they said, no one.
00:25:15So we want to ask you the same question.
00:25:17If there was one player you would steal from the French team, who would it be?
00:25:20They can keep their players, man.
00:25:24After playing the Sidemen Charity game,
00:25:26what is it in terms of pressure that makes this game special or different?
00:25:32Do you want to go?
00:25:34You can both go.
00:25:35Personally, I think the weight of the nation is the change.
00:25:41The Sidemen is just the Sidemen,
00:25:42but as soon as you attach England to it,
00:25:44I think it becomes a bit more serious and a bit more fun.
00:25:47Especially because there's a nice little rivalry between the English and the French.
00:25:49So it just adds a bit more weight to it.
00:25:51Especially an evening kickoff as well.
00:25:53I'm really excited for that.
00:25:54The atmosphere will be different.
00:25:55So I'm looking forward to it.
00:25:56The Sidemen charity match,
00:25:58we have 90,000 people there to just enjoy the event and support everyone regardless.
00:26:04So this is probably going to be the first time that we're playing in a hostile environment
00:26:08where majority of the stadium is rooting for the other side.
00:26:12So that's going to be fun.
00:26:13When I play football, I never like to worry about the other team.
00:26:16I like to worry about myself and what I can do to help my team.
00:26:20But I know from seeing a couple of them on like TikTok,
00:26:23so they have some abilities.
00:26:24So I'm not going to take that for granted.
00:26:27And we're not going to take that for granted.
00:26:28I also know that there's ability on our team as well.
00:26:30So it's going to be fun.
00:26:32I think there's players with ability on both teams.
00:26:34And I think it would just be who can display the ability on the night.
00:26:39But if you have to bet, you have one chance, you have to bet.
00:26:41I don't see a world where we don't go back to England with the win.
00:26:44I don't know.
00:26:46I don't know.
00:26:47I don't know.
00:26:47I don't see any real possibility without us going home with the win.
00:26:59I don't know.
00:27:00But I'm going to be honest here.
00:27:03Really?
00:27:04Have you been to London?
00:27:05Yeah.
00:27:06So, you know.
00:27:07Yeah.
00:27:07Cool, tell them.
00:27:08It's not about streets, it's about football.
00:27:12We are running away with it.
00:27:13Football even, sorry.
00:27:15Yeah, thank you for inviting us.
00:27:17This is the best heist that we've ever put over.
00:27:20This is such a steal.
00:27:21Thank you so much for putting this spectacle of Islam.
00:27:24It's going to be a braquage. Thank you very much for the braquage.
00:27:27Okay, let's see tomorrow.
00:27:29No, but genuinely, thank you.
00:27:31Thank you, genuinely.
00:27:31This is sick to come and be able to play at the Parc de France.
00:27:34Like, who gets to say that? People don't get to say that.
00:27:36So we genuinely really appreciate you having us here.
00:27:40And thank you for coming down to the Saibanchari match as well
00:27:42because you are phenomenal.
00:27:44Yeah.
00:27:45To part your end of the respect.
00:27:47But tomorrow.
00:27:52Merci beaucoup, thank you guys so much.
00:27:54Merci.
00:27:58Three goals, three goals, long shot.
00:28:09You've got good players, brah.
00:28:09It's hard to give out banter.
00:28:10They're too polite, brah.
00:28:11Too polite, mate.
00:28:13It's because we need training.
00:28:15We need training.
00:28:15We need training.
00:28:16We need training.
00:28:17You've got good players, brah.
00:28:19No, there is.
00:28:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:20But Zohar is a team.
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:23FAAAHHH!
00:28:24FAAAHHH!
00:28:25Don't worry bro.
00:28:25We need to be starving a lot of them really bad.
00:28:29The people today couldn't even kick the ball.
00:28:32There are multiple people today that hurt themselves.
00:28:34You?
00:28:34No, I'm fine.
00:28:35I know.
00:28:36I play.
00:28:36I know you're fine.
00:28:41I can't tell whether he's serious or mind games.
00:28:44It's a bit of both.
00:28:45It's a bit of both.
00:28:46It's a bit of both.
00:28:47But we're equipped for both.
00:28:51They're going to take a quick look through the...
00:28:54What?
00:28:55This is us?
00:28:56Yeah, very glad.
00:28:57I feel like this.
00:28:58No filming?
00:28:58No.
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00No filming.
00:29:01Not today.
00:29:03They said no filming.
00:29:04No filming then.
00:29:05All right.
00:29:06They're actually the biggest in the country.
00:29:08Like, I don't know.
00:29:09Very cool.
00:29:10Very nice.
00:29:10I think it would be...
00:29:12They're going to...
00:29:13As you said.
00:29:14Oh, yeah.
00:29:15This is such a ruse, man.
00:29:16They might bring some players.
00:29:17It's such a...
00:29:19It's such a like...
00:29:20Oh, yeah.
00:29:22Seven of our players are fat and they can't play football, bro.
00:29:24I've seen you at the stadium today.
00:29:25They want one overweight person there.
00:29:27There's like bigger...
00:29:28People on the bigger side.
00:29:29There's not one overweight person that can't play football.
00:29:31I was watching them shoot the ball, bro.
00:29:33They're not fucking...
00:29:34They're not Vic stars or Dejis.
00:29:35Or Coles, for that matter.
00:29:37I didn't realise Coles...
00:29:38I didn't realise...
00:29:38I didn't realise Coles was like that.
00:29:40Yeah, I didn't realise Coles was like that, bro.
00:29:42Consider that dominance established.
00:29:45It's now time to go and rest up for the main day.
00:29:48And I'll see you tomorrow at some point.
00:29:49Sunday roast.
00:29:50Le roast beefs.
00:29:51Le bash.
00:29:52Come on.
00:29:53Le bash.
00:29:54All right.
00:29:55Let's see you tomorrow.
00:29:56See you tomorrow, guys.
00:29:59See you.
00:30:01I woke up quite late because we went to the Eiffel Tower last night with Olive and we told her...
00:30:07We told her that we switched it on.
00:30:09Then I've had a massage.
00:30:10I've been in a cold room.
00:30:11He's been in a cold room.
00:30:12He's been in a cold room.
00:30:12He's just arrived out of nowhere.
00:30:14He's been at the gym.
00:30:15No cold room for me.
00:30:17This.
00:30:17What's that?
00:30:19The English.
00:30:19Theo Harry there.
00:30:21Theo Harry.
00:30:22Theo Harry.
00:30:23Theo Harry.
00:30:24Theo.
00:30:26I'm more nervous for this next hour and half than the game tonight.
00:30:30Really?
00:30:31Genuinely, yeah.
00:30:31Like yesterday I was playing golf.
00:30:33I've got golf film in and playing with Jack.
00:30:36Trying to just clear my head before the big games.
00:30:38And then right now...
00:30:39I can't wait to see how we can get a tattoo or not.
00:30:41I mean obviously...
00:30:42So the FPL forfeit there's a few.
00:30:44What were you doing?
00:30:45You just like...
00:30:46I think it would be...
00:30:47Reeve and Freezy.
00:30:49They were all in like relegation battle in FPL.
00:30:52Followed out of the season.
00:30:53Loser gets a tattoo.
00:30:54I can't do needles.
00:30:56So I'm horrified.
00:30:57I don't know what I'm feeling at the moment.
00:31:00I've had too much capping too early.
00:31:03So I need to get more capping.
00:31:06Because I'm starting to crash from the two cappings I've had already.
00:31:09So now I need some more capping.
00:31:13Football-wise, I don't know.
00:31:15I think I'll be on the bench for a long time.
00:31:17Go on, you go.
00:31:19I've got a white top to wear before.
00:31:21I can't wear that for dinner.
00:31:22So I'm going to get changed in a minute.
00:31:24John, are you being confident on your team?
00:31:28I'll let you know after dinner.
00:31:29I'll judge a man on how he eats.
00:31:32So if they eat well, we'll play well.
00:31:34But that's the opposition.
00:31:36Yes.
00:31:37Are they eating here with us as well?
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39Is that a joke?
00:31:42Who's the one set?
00:31:43We're playing a game.
00:31:45Soccer game.
00:31:47Against the French.
00:31:49You know that already.
00:31:50We're so far into this now.
00:31:54No.
00:32:00They're like Billy Wiener.
00:32:02Two.
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:04I was hoping Mill would be in the playoff final.
00:32:06He wasn't.
00:32:07So my Eurostar's booked for Sunday.
00:32:10You're going to get the most basic meal you've ever seen in your life.
00:32:12Respect.
00:32:14So now we're at the players' meal.
00:32:16I was just here with Ginge and Simon and Vic and Nico for a meal 20 years ago.
00:32:21Now we're back here for a meal or two.
00:32:23And they're trying to screw us over.
00:32:25They're trying to give us burger and chips.
00:32:26Free meal.
00:32:28You're a charity match.
00:32:28You get like salmon.
00:32:29You get chicken breast.
00:32:31Pasta.
00:32:32Rice.
00:32:33Not here.
00:32:34Not the French.
00:32:35I won't eat burger before game.
00:32:37Not me.
00:32:38Not me.
00:32:38Familiar bush.
00:32:39I might even see a meal.
00:32:40I've not even seen a meal yet.
00:32:42What have you guys been up to today?
00:32:43Like I told you, we landed.
00:32:45A lit land.
00:32:46We Eurostar'd here.
00:32:47We docked.
00:32:48We got to hotel.
00:32:49And we went for a meal.
00:32:50We went for a space docking at the time like that.
00:32:52We went for a meal.
00:32:54And now we're here for a meal again.
00:32:55It's five o'clock down, right?
00:32:56Yeah, I'm quite concerned.
00:32:57We turned up here at ten...
00:33:00No, it was 20 to three.
00:33:01We turned up to have a meal here.
00:33:04And they took so long to give us the menu and everything like that,
00:33:07and they stopped serving lunch.
00:33:09Wow.
00:33:10She's pretty good here.
00:33:11We said, can we order some food?
00:33:12And they went, no.
00:33:12It stopped at three.
00:33:14So I've got chips and salmon.
00:33:16Chips and salmon.
00:33:17That's not too bad.
00:33:18It took an hour to cut fish.
00:33:19You know that picture outside?
00:33:20No way.
00:33:21Yeah.
00:33:22And you're playing in the evening.
00:33:26Yeah.
00:33:27My bedtime is 10pm.
00:33:29Well, that's definitely live.
00:33:32G and E.
00:33:33Yeah.
00:33:34But my bedtime is 10pm.
00:33:35So I might have a little snooze.
00:33:36I don't know if he's on the pitch.
00:33:37Yeah.
00:33:37Why should you try them out in a lucky game?
00:33:39It's possible.
00:33:40It's very possible.
00:33:40I'm getting tired already.
00:33:42It was the early start.
00:33:43How many fans?
00:33:45I mean...
00:33:45We don't actually know.
00:33:46I think there's like 40,000 French fans.
00:33:48And we've got about 500.
00:33:50700.
00:33:51700.
00:33:52That's right.
00:33:52A lot.
00:33:53I might have some new starts.
00:33:55I need to...
00:33:56Or French Cyprus fans.
00:33:59So they might not score us anywhere.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:01What are you up this morning?
00:34:03How are you feeling about it?
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:06It's quite fun.
00:34:07It's something different.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:09Again, there's no pressure on me.
00:34:10I'm not a footballer.
00:34:11So...
00:34:11It's like having some fun.
00:34:14I'm concerned if it gets very serious.
00:34:17I know that a game against the Spanish is very serious.
00:34:19And the first three stats have happened.
00:34:21But I think...
00:34:21Hopefully it matches our vibe.
00:34:22Our vibe's pretty.
00:34:23The whole day.
00:34:24Children smiling.
00:34:26Yeah.
00:34:28Every other match will be done.
00:34:30Yeah.
00:34:31I've felt the pressure.
00:34:32This one.
00:34:33You feel better.
00:34:34I'll be honest.
00:34:36Having Eman.
00:34:37Having Theo.
00:34:38Chris.
00:34:40Etc.
00:34:41I'm living Ginge.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:43No, because he doesn't play the same position.
00:34:44Fair.
00:34:45Having all of them.
00:34:46It's hit as shit.
00:34:47It means...
00:34:48I have no pressure.
00:34:49I'm sat around this table right here.
00:34:51You might have seen...
00:34:52I'm seeing three soccer-rate winners.
00:34:58Two soccer-rate winners.
00:35:00Do you know what I mean?
00:35:02I haven't touched another one seat, so...
00:35:05What is a win?
00:35:06You know, we raised...
00:35:07Always winning for charity.
00:35:09I got man of the match.
00:35:10With me.
00:35:10That is self, Simon.
00:35:12It's a win for me.
00:35:13You won't have a match.
00:35:14You won't have a match.
00:35:15You know what I mean?
00:35:16Yeah, he scored four.
00:35:18And again, it shows how good I played.
00:35:20Man City 1-0.
00:35:22Man City 1-0.
00:35:22Oh my God.
00:35:23Semenyo.
00:35:33Semenyo.
00:35:33I got a match.
00:35:34I got a match.
00:35:35It's been a whole fucking...
00:35:38That's actually awful.
00:35:40Me, Harry, Chris, Reeve and Cal Frizzik.
00:35:43So Chip and Randy...
00:35:44They're pretty much battling for the bottom two, but...
00:35:47Reeve and you guys are battling for...
00:35:49The last spot.
00:35:50Which is the...
00:35:50Tattoo.
00:35:52He's safe.
00:35:54He's safe.
00:35:55He's safe.
00:35:55He's safe.
00:35:56You've been a tattoo for him.
00:35:58You've been a tattoo for him.
00:35:58You've been a tattoo for him.
00:35:59You've been a tattoo for him.
00:36:00You've been a tattoo for him.
00:36:00He's okay anyway.
00:36:02No.
00:36:03You might have to get it.
00:36:05Surely the tattoo's the worst one at all.
00:36:07I got in late last night, yeah.
00:36:08I'm chilling.
00:36:09You might just hear for the vibe, really.
00:36:12Don't care much about playing.
00:36:13Might get a bit serious out there.
00:36:15I'll just be here for the vibe.
00:36:17Hopefully I get to play.
00:36:18We'll see.
00:36:19What have you been up to today?
00:36:21Today, me and Harry went to a park
00:36:24for a nice little morning walk.
00:36:26He's trying to get 10,000 steps a day.
00:36:28Otherwise he's going to lose money.
00:36:29You can ask him about that.
00:36:31So we went for a walk.
00:36:33Grabbed a lunch with Nico, Josh, Simon.
00:36:38And that finished about 40 minutes ago
00:36:40because service is really fast out here.
00:36:43And now we're having dinner.
00:36:44And these are all in FPL land
00:36:46because I guess somebody's like losing the FPL thing,
00:36:49getting tattoos and money and embarrassment
00:36:53and all that good stuff.
00:36:54Oh, God.
00:36:56I'm sick from the back, Chris.
00:36:58It's nowhere that good.
00:36:59Three points.
00:37:00Three, man.
00:37:00Three points.
00:37:06The more and more people I'm speaking to,
00:37:08I'm feeling a bit of fear from the team.
00:37:10Oh, no!
00:37:12Our team.
00:37:12Where?
00:37:13That's a lot.
00:37:14First they were saying that the French team are spicy.
00:37:17That was the word they were using, spicy.
00:37:19No, they said sweaty at first.
00:37:20Sorry.
00:37:22Then it went to spicy.
00:37:23Oh, shit.
00:37:23Yeah.
00:37:24Then it went to spicy.
00:37:25They're telling me that the French team
00:37:26are the best players all the time.
00:37:28So I don't know.
00:37:31You know what I mean?
00:37:32I know we're going to get absolutely demolished.
00:37:34That's my idea.
00:37:35Just from the little things I saw of them.
00:37:37The actual ballers.
00:37:38No, we're not.
00:37:39We're not getting demolished.
00:37:40Bro.
00:37:41Nah, we're fucking...
00:37:42This is a heist.
00:37:44We're going to win with passion.
00:37:45This is the heist.
00:37:46We're not getting the one in.
00:37:47We're fucking on the list.
00:37:48We're coming for the win, the Mona Lisa,
00:37:51and the fucking croissants,
00:37:53and then we're fucking off on.
00:37:53I'm out of there.
00:37:56Bye, guys.
00:37:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:05Did you get XL?
00:38:06Yeah, I am.
00:38:08Yeah.
00:38:10Go Yankees.
00:38:12No way, you're an idiot.
00:38:14Get out, England.
00:38:14HE LAUGHS
00:38:44That is my worst time
00:38:47I've never been so overstimulated by that one
00:38:49HE LAUGHS
00:39:09Is that all bad?
00:39:11Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
00:39:14Holy shit, bro
00:39:16We're not gonna be able to make it out
00:39:18Okay, England
00:39:21We're on the move, we're on the move
00:39:23Everyone walking
00:39:24Go on, England
00:39:25Hey, hey, hey
00:39:27Let's go on
00:39:28He's not there
00:39:30England, England, England
00:39:34England, England, England
00:39:38England, England, England
00:39:40England, England
00:39:45This poor nation
00:39:46When we walk out of here
00:39:47they don't know what's about to get them, bro
00:39:49It's the rat
00:39:50It's a rat, bro
00:39:53England
00:39:56England
00:39:57England
00:39:59Denmark
00:40:03Oh no
00:40:10Come on boys, let's get it, let's get it.
00:40:22Josh, play the music.
00:40:41All night.
00:40:43He's a mental man.
00:40:45What?
00:40:45He got it.
00:40:47He got it.
00:40:49He got it.
00:40:52He got it.
00:40:53He got it.
00:40:54He got it.
00:40:56He got it.
00:41:07England.
00:41:09England.
00:41:09England.
00:41:10England.
00:41:11England.
00:41:11England.
00:41:13Okay everyone, okay everyone.
00:41:14We're going to get moving, okay?
00:41:16That's right.
00:41:17Come on, you fucking England.
00:41:20Three points and a great night ahead.
00:41:32Hey who's my friend?
00:41:34There we go.
00:41:35Hey.
00:41:36Hey, let's go.
00:41:45Where's the beach?
00:41:46All this.
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:57if that don't get your blood pumping nothing will so we're here for England we're gonna do it no
00:42:02problem listen listen right this is honest I've been waiting for the call-up from the side men
00:42:09for years you know Jamie's always played today I've wanted to come and be a great asset to the
00:42:15team you can see my brother I've got the white du-rag on today so my brother can the originator
00:42:19of the du- you get what I'm saying but here I am this is an emotional time and I
00:42:25plan to give my
00:42:27all for the team to get me because the team is looking a bit the team looks all right yeah
00:42:33what's
00:42:33it like coming out to all of those thousands of people who we know I was just there no they
00:42:37weren't
00:42:38like booing aggressively like yeah they were against us but I didn't feel too much like uh oh my god
00:42:45this is gonna feel horrible it felt like a friendly oh you're gonna lose type like I think it'll be
00:42:52fun
00:42:57do a quick five-minute walk around the beach do a normal shoes
00:43:02go let's go let's just go and see what's right here
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00:43:39Just having a look, bro.
00:43:41Just having a look, bro. This is amazing.
00:43:44It's proper, like, it's nice.
00:43:47We're used to, like, this sounds spaghetti,
00:43:49but, like, Wembley's so vast.
00:43:51This feels, like, almost, like, it's sort of enclosed,
00:43:54you know what I mean?
00:43:54But I quite like that, because, like, you can feel more.
00:43:57You can feel more of it. This is unreal.
00:44:11There is none, bro. There is none, bro.
00:44:26Nice. I like that. I like that.
00:44:30Are you all right, John?
00:44:31I mean, it may be a fever,
00:44:32so I'm just getting myself acclimatised.
00:44:34I need to know the grip.
00:44:36I even have a grip to eat grass.
00:44:39I'll do it with you if you do it with me.
00:44:41No.
00:44:42I mean, yeah, right?
00:44:43That's so weird.
00:44:44That's so weird, bro.
00:44:48That's ending up on us.
00:44:50Wow.
00:44:52Literally, that's nuts.
00:44:55Are we winning today, Leon?
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Did you get a bit wet?
00:44:59A little bit.
00:44:59A little bit.
00:45:00Definitely intentional.
00:45:01A hundred percent.
00:45:02I'm trying to get in my fucking head.
00:45:04Wait till I bring up a getter and snap it in half, mate.
00:45:08I feel like they've made the pitch smaller.
00:45:10They have, haven't they?
00:45:11There's no way PSG play in that small pitch.
00:45:16I've seen Sunday league pitches bigger than that.
00:45:19But the one more thing I would love,
00:45:211-0 behind or whatever,
00:45:23come in equalised, shush,
00:45:24right to the crowd.
00:45:25Unbelievable.
00:45:27Yaro's feet!
00:45:41Everyone put your boots on, but don't change, by the way.
00:45:44We're gonna go out and train in like 10 minutes.
00:46:01Oh, I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. Feeling an England win.
00:46:08I let it, Ross Biff. Ross Biff, Ross Biff.
00:46:12Ross Biff, Ross Biff, Ross Biff.
00:46:42Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff.
00:46:52Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff.
00:47:03Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff.
00:47:06Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff.
00:47:07Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff.
00:47:08Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff. Ross Biff
00:47:11We've got a nice drills, sewage, ready.
00:47:14We've got to give a little speech.
00:47:16Yeah.
00:47:17Right, ladies, just enough.
00:47:20I've been truthful with you.
00:47:21I was asked to do this, managing them in France, in Paris.
00:47:26What an honour.
00:47:27And they told me, like, the people at the beer,
00:47:30I only know half of you, but now I know all of you.
00:47:33That's the truth.
00:47:34I've been the truth, but I've been out there.
00:47:36I've seen you warm up.
00:47:36I've seen the togetherness in this group already tonight.
00:47:39And it is unbelievable.
00:47:41And you're all fantastic young men doing fantastic things in life.
00:47:45But every now and again, you have a little test.
00:47:48And if you don't see this as a test tonight,
00:47:50you might as well not play.
00:47:51Because no matter what happens out there,
00:47:53we do not want to lose.
00:47:54Do you understand?
00:47:55Yeah, for sure.
00:47:56We're playing this game for the right reason,
00:47:58but we want to come off that pitch now,
00:47:59and we give it everything we've got.
00:48:01And look at the man next to you
00:48:03and know that you've given everything you've got for that man next to you.
00:48:05You're not playing for yourself,
00:48:07you're playing for your teammates at all.
00:48:08And we're playing for England.
00:48:10Do you know what?
00:48:11We're in fucking Paris.
00:48:12Let's beat the French on their own soil.
00:48:23Let's play calm.
00:48:25Let the ball do the work.
00:48:26Let's tie them out like ourselves.
00:48:27You've got his legs.
00:48:29Let's have it.
00:48:29Come on.
00:48:30Come on, boys.
00:48:56Come on, boys.
00:49:10Come on.
00:49:11Come on, boys.
00:49:12Come on, boys.
00:49:14We've got our yoga sets.
00:49:14Come on.
00:49:16Let's play.
00:49:21Come on, boys.
00:49:24Come on, boys.
00:49:26Come on, boys.
00:49:26We've got our yoga pads,
00:49:27we've got the fact of ì—¬x's pocket box
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