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00:05Hello everyone, welcome back to Sidecarz!
00:08First things first, I farted.
00:11Oh no.
00:12Second thing, have you seen Randy's TikTok?
00:15No, I haven't.
00:16Have a watch, go on, play the music.
00:18He kinda killed it.
00:18He kinda fucking killed it, bro.
00:20What is that?
00:22Yeah.
00:25You just wait till you see this bit.
00:27What's the leg?
00:31Yeah, fuck it, Darth.
00:33Yeah, so I watched this and thought, this is barely a forfeit.
00:37Cause he kinda...
00:38When you commit to it, it kinda makes it less...
00:41He killed it, bro.
00:42He's a musician, he's got rhythm.
00:44He knows how to...
00:45He shouldn't be able to bend over and twerk.
00:48No.
00:49We might have to investigate that.
00:52But, yeah, he's done well.
00:53Can I also raise another thing that happened?
00:55Go on, talk to me.
00:56Sceptre.
00:57Is this in Theo?
00:59I saw that.
01:00I saw that.
01:00His face in the videos.
01:02He looked like he was raging.
01:04He was, bro.
01:05He was.
01:06The face in the video.
01:11He said, you think I would miss that?
01:14We've got to see a Theo respond.
01:16We've got to see something.
01:16They're going to have to do a one-on-one.
01:18Are they going to do a one-on-one?
01:19Yeah.
01:19One-on-one in the border league, bro.
01:21Is it border league, they said?
01:22Power league.
01:23Sorry, power league.
01:24They've got...
01:25Theo wins that every day, by the way.
01:26Of course he does.
01:27Yeah.
01:28I mean, he's going to get on to us for saying that now.
01:31Good.
01:31Yeah, man.
01:33And then, also...
01:35Oh, shit.
01:35Can I just preface this up before we say anything?
01:38Yeah, go on.
01:38We've just filmed a video where we tried 30 different chocolate bars.
01:42Oh, don't remember me.
01:43We are fucked.
01:44So, we're going to...
01:45We'll give it...
01:45We crash in like half an hour.
01:48That is why.
01:48I crashed now, bro.
01:49It can't be good for the health.
01:51Oh, no.
01:52You were hoovering them down, bro.
01:53You ate all of them.
01:55But there's also...
01:55I think in this life that you've got to balance.
01:57So, like...
01:58The cortisol...
02:01Balance is having a...
02:02The cortisol spike of thinking,
02:04I wish I'd had more of that chocolate bar.
02:07Is...
02:07The hormonal damage of the cortisol spike.
02:09The fact that that's even something that like...
02:10Hangs over your head later in the day.
02:13I wish I had more of that chocolate bar.
02:15I wish I had more of that chocolate bar.
02:16Fantastic kicking himself.
02:17Damn it.
02:18I got off the stage.
02:19Come on, I don't know what.
02:20I only ate...
02:21Ten.
02:22Boy.
02:23That's so many bars.
02:24So many bars.
02:25I had a good time for a bit of it.
02:28Yeah, no.
02:29That was fun.
02:29That was fun.
02:30Yes.
02:30I think Kaisenat has announced Streaming University.
02:33No.
02:34Yeah, he's announced 2026 Streaming University.
02:36What happens at the Streaming University?
02:39He basically brings like...
02:41I don't know.
02:41A hundred streamers.
02:42Yeah.
02:42And he gives them like...
02:43He hires out this location.
02:45They have dorm rooms and a set up each.
02:48Yeah.
02:48And they get classes.
02:49They live in there.
02:50They live there for like...
02:51Two weekends.
02:52Yeah, they sleep on stream and stuff.
02:53Wow.
02:53So the whole point is you go there and take advantage of...
02:55Just constant flabby shit.
02:56Yeah.
02:57Right.
02:57And you have all these people there.
02:58They also...
02:59He brings in people like he could bring in...
03:01Duke and all them, man.
03:03Yeah, like he'll bring in Duke and be like...
03:04Alright, Duke's gonna do a lecture on this.
03:07Yeah.
03:07And everyone will be streaming it.
03:08Oh, is it just like endless of people...
03:10Do you know what it is?
03:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:12Constant laughing.
03:12Constant laughing.
03:13That is the point of it.
03:13Okay.
03:14So someone...
03:14You're not gonna enjoy it.
03:16No, okay.
03:16But someone like Ray.
03:19Yeah.
03:19That's like...
03:21Ideal content.
03:21Who blew up a bit?
03:22Yeah.
03:22I swear, Yana blew up a bit.
03:24Last one.
03:26And there's someone else that...
03:27That India love, no?
03:28No, she was already big.
03:29Toto.
03:30Toto.
03:31Toto went big off a bit.
03:32Yeah.
03:32I don't know who Toto is.
03:34Brazilian guy.
03:36You're the best, bro.
03:37You're the best.
03:38You're the best, bro.
03:39I know I am.
03:40Oh.
03:41Toto.
03:42Oh, the Brazilian guy.
03:43Yeah.
03:44But yeah, he's announced that.
03:46Which is kind of cool.
03:47Would you go?
03:48You could be a professor, my boy.
03:50Hell no.
03:51Let us go and stream.
03:53Yeah.
03:53But realistically, it's just not.
03:54When is it?
03:55Is it soon?
03:56I don't know.
03:56No, he's just started applicants.
03:58Ah.
03:59You apply for it.
04:00Okay.
04:00You should go, though.
04:01I would go depending on the time frame.
04:02You should actually go.
04:04Fucking go.
04:05I might.
04:08Yeah.
04:10Eh?
04:11How much?
04:11How much dollars to apply?
04:12Really?
04:13What the fuck?
04:14He literally told Jizzle.
04:16Bro.
04:16Zynga's gonna lend me that money.
04:18You could be a professor.
04:18Be a professor?
04:19Yeah, true that.
04:20What am I gonna teach them, bro?
04:21Lightning.
04:23Lightning.
04:23Teaching about lightning.
04:24Lightning.
04:25Well, some of the, some of the lectures are like actual, um, like Agent did one about,
04:30uh, monetizing your content.
04:32Oh, so it's actually like legitimate lectures.
04:33Some of them are.
04:34Some of them are more like, ah, this is how you clip farm.
04:37Yeah.
04:37It's just a joke.
04:38Okay.
04:39Got you.
04:40Alright.
04:40Wow.
04:41Where are they hosting it?
04:43America.
04:43Just America.
04:45Fair enough.
04:45Who does his trailers?
04:47His trailers are always sick.
04:48They're shopping.
04:49Yeah.
04:49They must cost a fucking buck.
04:51Yeah.
04:51They're like doing a 30 day sub, like Mafia-thon with a million subscribers.
04:56Yeah.
04:58He's okay.
04:59Yeah.
05:00He's doing well.
05:00He can send 30k on a trailer.
05:01He's got a fashion brand now too.
05:03Are we allowed to say that we're going to America?
05:05We've said it.
05:06Have we said it a couple of times?
05:07Yeah.
05:07But I don't know if you want to say it.
05:09I'll spoil everything, bro.
05:12I'll have to.
05:12Just not specific dates.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Okay.
05:15Okay.
05:15I heard the line-up.
05:18Not the line-up.
05:19What we're planning on doing there.
05:21The itinerary.
05:22The itinerary.
05:22It's pretty fucking good.
05:23That word pisses me off, bro.
05:25Itinerary.
05:25Itinerary.
05:26How do you say it?
05:27Itinerary.
05:28Itinerary.
05:29When I hear people say it, they say itinerary.
05:31I say itinerary.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Itinerary.
05:34It's like Wednesday instead of Wednesday.
05:36I don't say February.
05:38February.
05:39February.
05:39February.
05:40Itinerary is completely different from itinerary.
05:43Anyway.
05:44Sorry.
05:45I actually don't think the itinerary is finished yet.
05:50No.
05:50No.
05:51There's something missing.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Wait.
05:53Did we replace the others?
05:55Kind of.
05:56Fuck it.
05:56We can save the videos, man.
05:58I don't know if they are.
05:59I mean, four of us are here.
06:00Yeah.
06:02That's two thirds.
06:07We're going to a match.
06:08We're going to a match.
06:09Yeah.
06:09We're going to a match.
06:09We're going to a match.
06:11We're going to a match.
06:11Yeah.
06:12We're doing a good v bad team.
06:13Yes.
06:13Yes.
06:14Yes.
06:15So exciting.
06:16We also are potentially doing a storage wars.
06:18Yeah.
06:19Yeah.
06:19I'm on that.
06:20Which should be really sick.
06:21We've had to get a gunman.
06:24Well, not a gunman.
06:25No.
06:25Am I hosting that yet?
06:26I was going to say, are you hosting?
06:27I think so.
06:29Ooh.
06:30Go on.
06:30Let's hear it.
06:31It must surprise you.
06:32Was there going to be a southern one?
06:34But you're-
06:34In the dungarees.
06:37Is your new character still going to like get naked if we bid a lot?
06:41It's going to be easier in the dungarees.
06:43Just a little slip of the-
06:44And then we're also doing-
06:46Point a gun at me and just get me naked.
06:49And then a road trip.
06:52Yeah.
06:52Road trip.
06:53But a different type of road trip.
06:55Yeah.
06:55Are we?
06:56Yeah.
06:57Ooh.
06:57Because a normal road trip, like the one we did in America before.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Cheap, expensive.
07:01This ain't that.
07:02This ain't that.
07:02Just road trip.
07:03Now that I will leave to-
07:04Oh, is there something more to it?
07:06Leave to the imagination.
07:08Okay.
07:09It's almost less than the imagination.
07:10Yeah.
07:11And then there's another one, which I'm praying is a hide and seek somewhere.
07:15But we'll see what it becomes.
07:16Yeah.
07:17Vic's on a road trip right now.
07:19He is.
07:20He is.
07:20Oh my God.
07:20He almost fucking-
07:21Well, he didn't almost die.
07:22I mean, he wasn't in the car.
07:23That was funny.
07:25Yeah, yeah.
07:25He worked up in the chat of like a fucking-
07:28Metal thing.
07:29Something kicked off the road and shot through the windscreen.
07:31A big metal party.
07:32Oh my God.
07:33Thank God you're alive, mate.
07:34And then he wasn't even driving.
07:35He wasn't even in the car.
07:36He was like, this is crazy.
07:38Like if it happened yesterday, we would die.
07:41Oh, where were you sat?
07:42Oh no, I wasn't in the car.
07:42I had a lion.
07:43But it's still kind of mad.
07:44It could just happen though, innit?
07:46Yeah.
07:46Yeah.
07:47It's like, oh yeah.
07:48I thought I was in that.
07:49Wait, he wasn't even in the car?
07:51No.
07:51Everyone thinks it was him.
07:53Oh no, no.
07:54Afrojack posted.
07:55I think Afrojack was in the car at the time.
07:56Yeah.
07:57It is terrifying.
07:58Yeah.
07:59But it is also like, yeah.
08:00You know, a taxi you were in three days ago crashed.
08:02Fuck.
08:03It's not.
08:04I mean, that kind of concept became a meme at one point where people were like, oh yeah, I was
08:07there like last week.
08:08Yeah.
08:10Did we?
08:10They drive on the other side of the road and.
08:12Yeah.
08:13We're one of the only places that drive.
08:16We drive.
08:18That's annoying because it's quite confusing I find at places.
08:21I think they should all just.
08:22Because you can also like turn right as well.
08:23Oh yeah.
08:25I don't know if I love that.
08:26That always throws me off.
08:27I quite like it.
08:28I rented a car out there and I was driving around.
08:31I stayed for like two weeks and when I was getting about places, it makes so much sense.
08:35So you just don't, you can always turn right.
08:37Yeah.
08:37As long as no one's.
08:38As long as no one's.
08:39You give way to everyone else, but you just turn right.
08:42Yeah.
08:42Makes so much sense.
08:43Think about the amount of times that like cars are coming across.
08:46Like on your left and you, you're not allowed to go right.
08:48And you're like, there's no one going there.
08:51Right.
08:52And how do I know they're going that way if they indicate?
08:55What?
08:58Let's say, let's say you got a crossroads like this, right?
09:01So you got, you got a crossroads like that.
09:03Okay.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Where am I here?
09:05Yeah.
09:05Yeah.
09:07If there's cars coming here.
09:08Yeah.
09:09Why can't you turn right?
09:11Well, you tell me, why can't I turn right?
09:12No, exactly.
09:13In England, there's a red light.
09:14But what you said, if I have to give way, but who am I giving way to?
09:17To people.
09:19No, no, no. If it's like that and these cars are coming.
09:22Ah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:24So I check if there's someone coming from this way.
09:28If there's not, I can just go.
09:29But I've also got to check if there's someone crossing.
09:31What's nice about it is it's hard to hit anyone.
09:34It's the fact that America is all just grids.
09:36It works.
09:37Yeah, okay. Fair enough.
09:39Yeah, I do like that.
09:40That'll be a fun trip, you know.
09:42I'm excited.
09:43I'm excited for that.
09:43I'm excited to free up my wings and get across the globe.
09:48I'm excited to go to a world cup game.
09:50Have you been to a world cup before?
09:52I've never been to a world cup final with him.
09:53Oh yeah, fuck. Well, yeah, you're never going to beat that.
09:55Yeah, you'll have beaten that.
09:56Messi winning the world cup, fuck.
09:58Oh, you'll never go to a better game than that.
10:01You know what? I'm going to throw this out there.
10:03Don't say what you're going to say.
10:05What he's going to do is until the 70th minute.
10:07He's absolutely bang on.
10:08The game was so dull.
10:09It did spring into life, yeah.
10:10And it became like the best thing ever.
10:12And that extra time was epic.
10:14Yeah, all of that, but like that Bayern PSG game
10:16that we had was a better watch than Champions League.
10:19That was like football porn that game.
10:22Yeah.
10:22But it was less, like it's messy.
10:25Less on the line.
10:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:27I watched back the penalty shootout from it.
10:29Do you remember his penalty?
10:29We just kind of like pass it in the corner.
10:32Really?
10:32Yeah.
10:33To be fair, when you watch even just back like the game.
10:36And bad papers are fucking 3-3.
10:38Beast.
10:39Yeah.
10:40And bad papers are man possessed.
10:41No, but even him, he only turned it on like late second half.
10:44Yeah, but that's what I mean is like when he did, it was like, holy shit, he's unplayable.
10:47Two of his goals were in 90 seconds with each other, right?
10:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:50He's just unplayable.
10:51But he came over and celebrated like right in front of us.
10:53We were like, oh my god.
10:54Yeah, that is so sick you went to that one.
10:56Did you only go to the final?
10:57Yeah, just the final.
10:58Yeah.
10:58Sick.
10:59Well done.
10:59I flew in as well.
11:00The game was at like 6 p.m. or something.
11:02Then I flew in, got there at 4 to like 2-3 p.m. or something like that.
11:07And then just get straight there.
11:08And flew out that night.
11:09Sick.
11:10Wow.
11:10I kind of like that though.
11:11Just in and out, in what's like the fucking most memorable thing ever and just go.
11:15Yeah.
11:15But it doesn't feel like, that's the only World Cup game I've been to.
11:18So it doesn't feel like I've experienced a World Cup story.
11:20Yeah.
11:20I feel like when people go to the World Cup, they're there, they're taking the vibes and everything.
11:24Yeah.
11:25I don't remember what we had, like, South Africa, Russia, Korea, and Japan.
11:32And I think we, uh...
11:33Brazil.
11:34Brazil.
11:34We shot in Russia just as they was preparing for it, didn't they?
11:37Because remember, we all landed in Russia and they had like the posters up and shit.
11:41Yeah.
11:41And they had all the posters up because they were getting ready to like,
11:44they were trying to propaganda the country into like, be nice to everyone coming.
11:48Yeah.
11:48All the posters were essentially like, be nice.
11:50You said Germany as well.
11:51Germany was 06, right?
11:53Was it?
11:54Yeah.
11:55Oh, it was.
11:55That was the one before South Africa, wasn't it?
11:57Yeah.
11:58Ooh.
11:59Yeah, I'm obviously sick.
12:00I don't want to spoil what game we're going to.
12:02We're going like, we're going to one of the like the, I want to say lesser games, but one
12:06of the more rogue ones.
12:07Yeah.
12:07I'm excited to see like a rogue match.
12:09I want to see like passion.
12:10Apparently none of it's sold out though.
12:11Yeah, I saw that.
12:13I do worry about that.
12:14Yeah.
12:15But surely it will be full.
12:17You think they'll just flood it?
12:18I feel like in America, everyone buys it at the last second.
12:19But if you look at the pictures from the last time it was the World Cup finals,
12:23where the actual final game was hosted in America, there was hundreds of thousands
12:27of people.
12:29Yeah.
12:29I think they will just.
12:30The little random games.
12:32They'll just flood tickets.
12:33I think.
12:34Yeah.
12:34They'll just start going like $10 a ticket.
12:36Last day.
12:37Like 10 minutes before.
12:38Here you go.
12:38I know.
12:39Like what?
12:39How many English people do you reckon are just going?
12:42It's quite a lot out there already.
12:43You can a little bit like, like what would you have to estimate?
12:45Like, cause there's people going that are going to go to every game, right?
12:48Yeah.
12:49How many people have done that?
12:50Not every game.
12:51No?
12:51You can't.
12:52Can you not?
12:53No.
12:54There will be people that find a way.
12:56No, cause they're at 9pm and 2am and stuff like that.
12:58No, no, no, no.
12:59Just England games.
13:00So you can follow England around.
13:02Yeah.
13:02Yeah.
13:03How many?
13:04Is there like 10,000 people doing that?
13:06Nah, I reckon like a thousand.
13:07You reckon?
13:08Yeah.
13:09Somewhere between like 500 and 5,000.
13:10Cause that must be sick.
13:11Like you just go like, you make friends with everyone there.
13:13You just kind of go, everyone's just going game to game.
13:14Unless you don't make it out of the group stages.
13:16Where's New York and Texas?
13:18Where's the other game?
13:19Boston.
13:20Boston.
13:20Okay.
13:21It's not hard to do then.
13:23I was wearing my England top yesterday and a geezer at the soft play said,
13:26Oh, it's going to be good in it, mate.
13:29And I said, yeah.
13:29And he was like, I'm going out there next week.
13:31And I said, all right.
13:31You fly from there?
13:32I said, yeah, yeah.
13:33It turns out we're literally doing the same trip.
13:37Aren't you wearing an England shirt today?
13:39Nah, I'm wearing that.
13:42Oh, I saw that.
13:43Okay.
13:44That's really cool.
13:45Come on.
13:45You know my ting.
13:46Honey.
13:47Shit.
13:47You know me.
13:49I'm not surprised.
13:50I can't believe how many chocolate bars you make.
13:53Fucking.
13:55Do you want to just go take a shit?
13:56We'll hold it down.
13:57No, no, no, no.
13:58If I get on there, I don't think I'm getting off.
14:02Oh, man.
14:03Um.
14:04Yeah.
14:05I'm excited for the trip.
14:06I'm very excited for it.
14:07I'm very excited for it.
14:07Oh, fucking hell, lads.
14:08Oh, yeah.
14:10Forgot about that.
14:11A male child.
14:12Male.
14:13Male child.
14:14Male.
14:15Yeah, he is.
14:16The first.
14:17Well, yeah, boy.
14:19Boy.
14:19Wow.
14:20That's going to be.
14:21Cool.
14:23Yeah.
14:24Yeah.
14:24Oh, wow.
14:25Cool.
14:26Yeah.
14:27How did you all find out?
14:28He told us.
14:29He told us.
14:30Yeah.
14:32He was at my house training for football.
14:35And he waited.
14:36He was there for like two hours.
14:38And he waited until he was literally about to leave.
14:40And then, oh, by the way, Brad's pregnant.
14:42And I was like, oh.
14:44All right.
14:45Like, you didn't want to tell me this when you arrived.
14:48We could talk about it.
14:49Yeah.
14:49He literally said it and then left.
14:51So.
14:51We were meant to have a dinner night.
14:53Yeah.
14:54Oh, he probably would have told us.
14:54Yeah.
14:55I was trying to organize one.
14:56Yeah.
14:56We were trying to organize a dinner.
14:57So I found out and then put in the chat, like, oh, let's go for dinner this night.
15:00Yeah.
15:00Because Josh was like, yeah, I want to tell everyone.
15:02But then people couldn't make it or had other plans.
15:05So.
15:05Yeah.
15:06He told me outside the fanatic shop.
15:07So I thought, I thought, I thought, oh, he's doing a bit for one of his Zerka videos.
15:13Oh, can you come outside with me just so I can film a bit?
15:16And I was like, yeah, go on.
15:17And so I'm stood there going.
15:18And he goes, oh, yeah, go on.
15:20Take that.
15:20And it was a picture of the thing.
15:21And I was.
15:22Oh.
15:22Oh, that's it.
15:23What the fuck?
15:25I thought it was.
15:26I thought it was.
15:26My head space was like, oh, he's just filming a bit for Zerka Karts.
15:31Right.
15:32Okay.
15:32If he put that, right.
15:35He puts that in a reverence box.
15:37Yeah.
15:38And hands you the reverence box.
15:39Yeah.
15:40You open it.
15:41Yeah.
15:42Are you gutted?
15:43Fuck it.
15:45Could have been a one of one.
15:47You set himself up a failure doing that.
15:48You can't be doing that.
15:49Nah.
15:49It was, it was cute though.
15:51Yeah.
15:51That's very sweet.
15:52How did you guys find out?
15:54Hmm?
15:54How did you guys find out?
15:55He just told me in the chat.
15:56Wow.
15:58No, you know why though?
15:59Yeah.
15:59He said this, that he was trying to get you so much, but like, we had like three or
16:04four Sidemen shoots, but every single time you were both mic'd up.
16:07Like one of them.
16:09Oh, okay.
16:10So he was trying to tell you and every time was just like, oh, he's mic'd up.
16:14I can't say it right now.
16:15Then you left straight away.
16:16Oh, I'd rather someone tell me to chat.
16:17I wouldn't know.
16:18How to react to the person.
16:20Like, oh.
16:22Yeah.
16:24Yeah.
16:24And then mine was at yours as well.
16:27I think.
16:27Yeah.
16:27Before we trained though.
16:29Yeah.
16:29Because I said to him, why the fuck did he wait?
16:32Yeah.
16:32I'll tell Toby before.
16:34That's funny.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Sweet.
16:36That's very exciting.
16:36What was the reaction?
16:38Who did you react to on the train?
16:41Randy's one.
16:42Randy's one.
16:42When was that?
16:43How many years ago was that?
16:44No, no.
16:44Actually.
16:45Wait.
16:46Mine was on the.
16:47No.
16:48No, Randy's on the train.
16:49It might have been you, you know.
16:50No.
16:51It was Randy.
16:51It was definitely Randy.
16:52Randy was on the train.
16:53Because it was Lux.
16:54He's on the way back from Manchester or something.
16:56Lux, Ethan and Freezy were told by Randy at the Arsenal box.
17:01Yeah.
17:01Yeah.
17:01And then you were told on the train sitting across from him and you went.
17:04Oh, sorry.
17:04Sorry to hear that.
17:06Yeah.
17:07Yeah.
17:07That does mean that when he is born.
17:11Yeah.
17:12We're going to have to carry the heat.
17:14Oh, yeah.
17:14We're fucked.
17:15What do you reckon?
17:16What do you reckon?
17:18That cooler boy.
17:19What do you reckon?
17:20I have a.
17:22He's good hunch.
17:23Yeah.
17:23Oh, yeah.
17:23Okay.
17:25No, I don't know.
17:26Oh, yeah.
17:26Okay.
17:27Freya has said a few names like two or three names.
17:31Yeah.
17:31For a while.
17:32I think it's one of them which I won't say on camera.
17:35Yeah.
17:35Have a guess.
17:36Oh, I think if I had to get.
17:40I don't think they're going to go for a rogue name.
17:42I think they're going to go for a big standard name.
17:45Yeah.
17:47Toby the second.
17:48I heard.
17:48Oh, what about.
17:49Toby with two eyes.
17:51With two eyes.
17:51We're going to go up in Roman's rules.
17:54God.
17:54Toby for.
17:55Toby of.
17:56Tovex.
17:57Toby.
17:58The only issue nowadays is everyone like because of like the popularity of the.
18:02The internet.
18:03I think there's everyone.
18:04There's all.
18:05There's always someone else called that.
18:07Yeah.
18:07Name.
18:07So whatever name you pick.
18:09Someone has it.
18:10Someone else has it.
18:11But back in the day when you live in like a Victorian village, like you only knew who
18:14else was in the village.
18:14So I feel like I feel like you could go.
18:16So I don't know.
18:16It's true.
18:17What would they name it?
18:18Like fucking.
18:19David.
18:20Yeah.
18:21Henry.
18:22Something that goes with Bradley.
18:24Maybe.
18:25Maybe like where it was going, you know, like Brooklyn Beckham were it was like, they
18:28conceived it in Brooklyn, like kitchen.
18:30Kitchen.
18:32Kitchen.
18:35Kitchen brothers.
18:35The kitchen berth is crazy by the way.
18:38You see Michael Jackson?
18:39What is Michael Jackson song called?
18:40He's called blanket.
18:41Blanket.
18:42Blanket.
18:42That's a weird one.
18:43I don't know.
18:44What could he call it?
18:44He covered with a blanket.
18:47Huh?
18:47Yeah.
18:48i think it's uh i don't know maybe maybe blanket gengar gengar kind of a cool name
18:59he does like slow poke
19:06well yeah congrats to josh yeah well done congratulations but at the same time
19:17i think i i don't think we'll lose him for too long i think i think i think he won't
19:22be able to resist
19:22doing a bit of planning somewhere like yeah he might just be like you know what i'm not gonna be
19:27in the video boys yeah i'm gonna stay home i'm gonna plan the video when he loves by the way
19:32they sleep a lot bro yeah they sleep a lot bro we're gonna have to do a fucking like reindeer
19:38or
19:38like berries like you know like we'll go to his front garden we'll bury a goat yeah to give the
19:42debate like perfect sleep yes yeah so we're gonna have to in the middle of millwolves pitch in the
19:50middle of millwolves pitch they do that they bury a goat they don't bury a goat what did paul pogba
19:53do buried again yeah no it was uh yeah it was goats under old traffic pitch go under the center
20:00we'll do a millwolves room it was a hyena hyena there we go where did he get a hyena
20:04and pj'd it over allegedly bro allegedly but he's done it twice before so what buried goats
20:10no we're having kids yeah yeah we'll be all right we'll figure something out yeah yeah good time um
20:18oh did you see the plane crash recently no private jet plane crash oh bro yeah oh the one in
20:24um
20:25what was it it was where's where's dominican republic yeah that's the one yeah and it was it was
20:30they were meant to fly like an lfl player like the next day but they just they were just checking
20:34he put a video and he said it was an emergency landing though they've done an emergency landing
20:38they did an emergency landing and then some was fucked and then they tried to land and it just
20:43mega fucked we have nando
20:48the fuck is it sorry i went no we shouldn't be eating on during the podcast but we are but
20:51i'm
20:52dying i need something to say my my the chocolate in my belly is doing well i'm going to carry
20:56on
20:56talking um just because you've got a wrap and you put added pickles freezy has started a uh
21:06what would you what do you call it a newsletter called no pickles yeah
21:13why i like it i was asking him this i don't know why i imagine it must be a reason
21:17is it food
21:17related yeah yeah yeah it's a food review harrison webb harrison webb has this food map and it's
21:22doing really well for him i imagine i imagine he's been inspired by something like that is it paid
21:27no it's free free news i think the idea is that you can sell out space and
21:31shit loads of fpl things do like you get an fpl i think newsletters are more
21:35like prevalent coming back popular than you think like people people love a newsletter now we're aging
21:39yeah yeah that is cool for like it's a cool thing to do because it's also just different to what
21:44we
21:44normally do i was just kind of like oh no pickles.com yeah this feels so good to have something
21:50savory yeah salty yeah big time oh i know what we can talk about whilst everyone else is eating
21:56we can talk about what you want to do for your side hustle because you just go to the past
22:02it
22:02last episode so yeah basically uh you carry on eating um side hustle mine was so cool we were
22:09talking about it last sidecast and ethan's telling us about his he went to the darts he said it was
22:14sick so sick we talked about it last week though so i don't want to i don't want to do
22:19the same thing
22:19but i basically realized that that one was so sick that my my one was meant to just be me
22:24and danny
22:24being cab drivers okay i was like i don't want to just sit in a cab all day and have
22:29like awkward
22:29conversation so that's that's what it ended up being like a crime one what because you obviously you
22:36did your criminology could you could you not like like it won't be as immersive though
22:40i can pitch you the ideas okay yeah pitch me the ideas go on okay we'll have a little talk
22:45while
22:45i've got yeah so we've got four here so the first one is is being a beekeeper hell no that
22:51would be
22:51sick that would be sick yeah i'm not a freak you're a beekeeping age it's not i don't want to
22:57keep bees
22:58bro beekeeping age you're a lollipop man what's next uh working at the sea life center oh he hates
23:06fish you could do you can you and the seals you've chosen the thing i hate the most you and
23:10seals
23:10come and do the thing together with the football that's it and also animal cruelty yeah you switched
23:16on next uh we're talking about animal cruelty being a butcher hell no hell no i see it i could
23:27see it
23:28you're not working the abattoir you're just doing you want the butcher counter like you could you could
23:32dress up like a dead by daylight character and just what could you show up carry on um a tattoo
23:39artist
23:41i'm sure we can find someone that will have a tattoo done by yourself i love it we tried to
23:47do
23:47that for a sermon sunday once or we spoke about it you tell me if you really want to
23:52no what did you have anything you want to do you want to not really my thing was basically just
23:57like
23:57i don't want to do something that is just sat down all day hey window cleaner on a skyscraper
24:02hanging off one of them things i don't want to force literally just like he played he
24:08went to the dots at the back commentator yeah i'm trying to think of something cool you're giving me
24:13something that would be cool for about four minutes when does it come out by the way uh hopefully this
24:18monday oh yeah me and piers smashed it were you like commentating like i went like booth next to the
24:26stage coming today so oh what could you do would you i ordered two berry chips but i already got
24:33given one i don't want to force the issue here i'm gonna tell them do it to tell them that
24:39there's my
24:39one thing is like hating all sea sea life i to be fair i didn't know that you don't know
24:44i hate sea
24:45like he hates fish fish are aliens you can't do fish are if i have to touch fish what about
24:50would you
24:51would you become a pilot yeah we can sit you in the flight simulator
24:57um sat down all day though racing i would do it but it's just would you like to become a
25:01race
25:02driver i'm like bro no because he sat down all day doing that could you be like an instructor at
25:08something burns your eyes in the sim oh my god could you like yours is out and about all day
25:15yeah you
25:15want so you want something active would you want to interact with the public at all or not
25:21at least then we can go down some direction from there i don't mind interacting with the public
25:26but not like a full public facing thing got you okay oh thank you tell you what you'd be good
25:31at
25:31groundskeeper at a football uh stadium so like you're watering cutting the grass painting the lines
25:39yeah but like do you actually think that's good content it's more for you to experience a unique
25:43job for the day rather than like really he was sat down talking yeah he enjoyed it so it's something
25:48i want to drink he drank um it's more like yeah just experiencing like a unique
25:56job for the day oh be a bingo call out person one of them people you'd be good at that
26:02you make
26:02bear jokes hosting something you could host yeah you could host something bro oh yeah do you want to
26:08be like maybe like a tv game show host but danny would also have to do this right but that's
26:11just a
26:12youtube video host host a bingo all night that's what i'm saying yeah bingo
26:19okay no we can do better than this
26:22you're a tough man to please him
26:23what do you want i think so far you've named like the most mundane job okay all right
26:29you'll be a car sales person
26:33do you need a car
26:36like a sick luxury car place it'll be cold um what you want to work at the car wash i
26:43said this
26:43last time bro yeah sexy car wash oh yeah oh why are we having this conversation again man it's
26:50all right because we didn't get to have it last time it doesn't go anywhere no we can do this
26:55we
26:56can do this we'll figure something out because the comments are going to put some ideas too yeah let us
26:59know in the comments you know what i actually think would be a genuine a job i think would be
27:03quite
27:04fulfilling it's like a fruit picker like no no no no like genuinely like the people that work
27:10like strawberry farms and stuff and it looks rewarding because you got you pick the good ones
27:15you pick the bad ones i quite enjoy it i have a bit of a snack on the way do
27:19the wine thing bro
27:21stabbing on grapes and that yeah but you have to pick the grapes and then you
27:23oh my god you basically did that in the brand video when you really stacked it was that like a
27:27bit yeah oh i work at a brewery but did you get grabbing me i was trying to fall
27:33and you kept grabbing me and i was like i know i'm trying to fall over jobs jobs jobs
27:38dog trader oh would you be a dog walker well no well yeah but we said about doing a sidecast
27:46walking
27:47dogs we did say that that'd be a good sidecast
28:00i'm going to be a firefighter oh that's fun yeah to be fair we've got some sick ones here
28:07and you're saying oh beekeeper i think beekeeper's good beekeeper's fun quite similar to the farm one
28:12anyway well what else is what else is happening the world apart from powerful trump had a stroke
28:17live on camp everyone's did he did he well he's just like asleep he's old he's 80 he's old man
28:22he's
28:22an old bloke he's not 80. he's 80. everyone's behind him talking about he's 80. yeah he's 80. he doesn't
28:28look
28:28younger than 80 does he an old old bloke no he does look he does look younger than 80. does
28:33he i think
28:34he looks younger than 80. does he yeah i don't know maybe i'm about 70. yeah yeah 70. face worried
28:40that he's gonna die whilst we're out there he thinks he's got about 20 days left watch if he's
28:45just gonna kick off yeah kick off whilst we're out there and then what happens if he dies well
28:49there'd just be a load you know the vice president becomes president yeah they're not gonna stop us
28:53like flying out or nothing no no no there's a lot of people uh that happens yeah yeah the people
28:59the maggots yeah well you think anything happened to your house
29:04you normally there's all yours has got something going on there what uh i've put the football
29:09i've put the football goals back out now nice so that'll be uh plenty of nice games if anyone
29:15fancies it anything happening at my house uh we've had to block all the dogs in so
29:20that's put like mesh fencing around that whole perimeter now because the deers are they chasing
29:24the deers no not the deers no they just go okay they just go and we've had people come and
29:29return
29:30our dogs to the front door nice uh so how many animals do you own i have four animals
29:36at my house what happened to the horses oh they're at face mom's house
29:38oh yeah so they're not your problem anymore no they still exist they're just on a different
29:42property property probably just go you my boy no i was playing monopoly no oh did i tell you about
29:49i got we got new chicks in guernsey amazing yeah yeah yeah they were there that we did you have
29:54to
29:54replenish them or did you did something get them or no no no no basically we we kept losing the
30:01chickens because they they kept jumping out the fence like where are they going turns out they're good
30:05they were hiding in bushes and laying like 12 eggs and then sitting on them and then so we just
30:11found a
30:11load of fucking chicks being out that's quite nice yeah it was quite sweet um really cool trust
30:15you yeah how far do you think you could kick a chick these the thing about you struggle to kick
30:22it very far because genuinely they're about like yeah size of well so how far do you think you could
30:28kick you squeeze it into a ball you just kick it how far do you think it goes i think
30:32it would
30:32hold up yeah yeah you're gonna just stop a full-sized chicken you probably have more luck kicking it
30:37further than i think so i reckon like eight feet yeah you're not getting into the light maybe
30:43yeah yeah yeah these chicks they're tiny little things i think i think the the initial out your
30:49hand the little volley like the way you do your crossbar you're sending that flying
30:52nah but they can't fly but poor chicks what are you not doing this summer because i'm staying out
30:57in america and i'm going to some i'm just then doing the like world cup stuff what are you got
31:02you're out
31:07what have you got planned for the summer because i'm um well depending on how much filming we're
31:12doing yeah uh i'm honestly i'm just staying at home fair enough just trying to get get ahead on
31:18videos yeah and then spend as much time as i can with junie yeah very sweet very sweet what are
31:25my
31:25world cup plans her birthday's on the world cup final no oh wow did you really yeah
31:33she doesn't know if it's the day before the day after like she's not gonna she's not gonna know
31:39you don't know no you're right you're absolutely all right yeah you're smart i mean the world cup
31:46final i think is up late at 9 p.m yeah yeah so she goes bad yeah oh easy yeah
31:53you see the the little
31:54white lies that you do you tell kids it's funny like during the happy new year and the and the
31:59fireworks
31:59now run that shit about seven o'clock yeah that's so good last year it's like five
32:09and then before the youtube video ends you get them up to bed yeah no no everyone
32:17what are you doing in the summer i think i'm gonna go on a holiday maybe i'm gonna try and
32:22do that
32:23that would be nice actually are you going somewhere new or somewhere you've been before
32:28probably go to greece again but i don't know what part of greece because you gotta find bits that
32:35are fun for a four-year-old pretty much because she's you're not a long she's approaching four
32:39a four-hour flight now she's she's been to greece she's about to do 11 to fucking dallas yeah i
32:48guess
32:48fair enough yeah she's done dubai multiple times she's a bougie fucker fair news thank you
32:54yeah she's fine well how many countries she been to now yeah she's fucking she's cooking
33:00but i made sure i got the big passport because i knew that this life was going to encapsulate it's
33:06so
33:06weird right that you i assume she's only had one passport ever yes she's still a baby yeah
33:13is when she's still a baby yeah a month old yeah how long does it last like 10 years surely
33:19no it
33:19ends soon it does end soon yeah it's right okay but it's like you look at a picture of a
33:24baby
33:24that's a month old yeah i've known yeah no way i've done it like that no yeah she's still like
33:30recognizable sort of just like the eyes and nose but like yeah it's it's a baby it is a baby
33:36i was gonna say with the amount of traveling you guys have done over the last few years have you
33:39had to get like more passports because you like run out of pages full stamps and stuff
33:44i'm scared i'm gonna run out of this one yeah although that was always my aim was to run out
33:48but it's always squeaky bum time because we travel especially for filming so much like when
33:53my expired the other day it was so like it's hard to find the time to send it off and
33:56get a new
33:56one done but um yeah and that never used to be an issue though because we've done so much
34:01traveling in europe and back then you didn't have to get a stamp yeah but now every single
34:06country stop we finally got a face passport change because whenever she travels without olive there's
34:11like a thing about child trafficking isn't it like her name's olive otty pain right but there's no
34:17name traveling with her she was doing her passport okay it's like when she travels with olive and
34:22and i'm not there yeah yeah yeah yeah so there was a load of a load of child trafficking
34:27you have to get through but now everyone's a pain
34:33all of you like they were giving me yip for years about the last name debacle look where we are
34:432026 and everyone's a pain
34:48what am i gonna do this summer i might travel somewhere i want to go somewhere i haven't you
34:52got a big summer ahead of you really why don't you make a song album oh destined for some i
34:58have
34:58going on holiday i have that stream planned it's like a subathon but it's purely in the studio
35:03damn sleep in the studio stu-a-thon stu-a-thon stu-a-thon sleep in the studio
35:08stu-a-thon we'll work on the name because you're not it's not hitting right now did you release that
35:14song you showed in your last don't piss me off yeah don't get me started you're pissing a lot of
35:20people today yeah you're really doing you know there's a lot of with like just getting people's
35:26permissions and signing i hate the music industry i can't lie no but you know you've got free will
35:31yes but when other people feature on a song just wake up free will i've done that
35:36free is on soundcloud just get lazy to re-record it yeah that's the guy by the way yeah that's
35:43the
35:43guy let's get bro to record the exact same thing no i'm gonna do uh uh music uh what's the
35:48one that
35:48lou lou was going crazy on bro i don't even know what that instrumental was but he was lou was
35:53going
35:53crazy right lou and there's one hater that paused it oh what's his name no hater that was too
35:59no hater bro for the clip it was hilarious bro um but yeah that's that's probably me cool what are
36:07you doing this summer uh working for the sidemen summer games oh yes he gets time off
36:16he's good no we do we run a great place over here guys yeah
36:25i'm looking i'm looking i want to go somewhere weirder this year i was looking at going to bhutan
36:32quite a cool place but it's really hard to get to so maybe i'm gonna not where is it is
36:37it quite
36:37mountainous bhutan yeah it's like behind the pool and yeah it's that quite mountainous yeah very
36:41mountainous yeah yeah yeah but um yeah i reckon you'll find a nice gaff there but then i worry that
36:46it's just not i worry that you don't just go somewhere like more fun i don't know what would
36:50you class as fun new zealand's fun yeah yeah uh you've done new zealand though yeah you've done
36:57south island and north island so i want to do you might like this so my mum is uh currently
37:03doing
37:03something where she is trying to do 70 countries by 70. wow ah yeah and what's she up to uh
37:12she's a few
37:12years away from she's got a while yeah she's got a couple years yeah yeah yeah uh and she's at
37:17about
37:1864. yeah oh she's gonna do it going she's gonna do it yeah what is like how would you approach
37:24that
37:24challenge if you was to do it i would leave the best ones but she wants the 70th to be
37:29like a big
37:30family holiday yeah well she pretty well fucking traveled to be fair imagine you left yeah she's like
37:35she's retired now so she's just even so like where are you knocking up that kind of numbers would she
37:39look at like right now she or last week she was somewhere like she would just basically i haven't
37:45been here either my dad or a friend yeah do you want to go there for the weekend yeah if
37:50it's obviously
37:50further she'll go for longer sick but yeah they both just i think my mum's seen what your mum's
37:55is she but imagine if like you left dad i think yeah you left syria until last like to check
38:03out
38:04i'd prefer to do that first well there's there's only 70. yeah so you don't have to go to syria
38:10i know but just for example like i try and i try and back load it so that there's like
38:16yeah i mean
38:17the last couple of months she wants to go to the 70th on herself yeah that makes me oh okay
38:22and it's like really cool you could to be fair there's a lot of places you could go where you
38:26can
38:26easily just tick off like a few in a row i don't know where she's but she's not like she's
38:30i don't
38:30think she's counting like driving through it no right you she wants that god she wants to go
38:36like yeah i respect that i'm gonna go there and do something there yeah but i was like that's a
38:39pretty cool it's cool do you know the roguest place you've been to it there's got to be some
38:42rogue place in and out of seven yeah definitely carry on talking you're already at like 64.
38:47we looked at us we've done like i don't know between like roughly 50 or 40. yeah
38:51there's not a lot of places like i'm trying to think where i want to go
38:56you're i want to go back to montenegro who i went with the warfare yeah yeah that was nice
39:02it made you that's why i feel like those kind of places like you kind of don't no you never
39:06even
39:06think that you're going to go there yeah so i'd love to go there never even enters just sort of
39:11like yeah what's like the roguest place that you guys have been to then in russia like the middle
39:16i think it's like we just never go in there again san marina was pretty rogue
39:20i've never been there uh um there's a lot uh san marino's quite rogue russia um
39:29i hate no one does south america yeah yeah yeah yeah but i've never thought
39:33i'm never gonna go yeah you gotta go soon though because they're becoming more and more americanized
39:42so you kind of want to see it as that's the thing but at the same time the tensions with
39:46america are
39:47quite they're quite bad at the moment yeah you can't go right now otherwise you can't go into
39:50america probably yeah yeah yeah yeah you actually wouldn't be allowed in yeah yeah yeah you answer
39:55questions and that it'll just be on their list of these places in the last yeah yeah is there any
40:00uh
40:01something with your mom is there any countries which are like big headline countries that she's yet
40:05to go to like let's say she hasn't been to japan or china or something uh no she's been japan
40:11uh she's done egypt north country i haven't done egypt you know i've not done egypt yeah i've done it
40:18but i wouldn't you wouldn't count it no account no i've been for a few days but like a lot
40:23of people
40:23say yeah i go the pyramids are sick i go to the pyramid but like i didn't like cairo it
40:29felt very like
40:30sketchy yeah so i wouldn't i wouldn't be i wouldn't recommend somebody oh you gotta go
40:34yeah if you've got a chance to transit through and see the pyramids i would do that or luxor or
40:39whatever that is but did no one go there i know it's not it's not one of the seven wonders
40:42is it
40:43no i thought it was which is nonsense yeah it's not i always thought that it's pretty cool how is
40:49it not one of the seven wonders it's like two different there's like the modern one of the
40:52ancient wonders it has to be it's not anything it's got to be on some of them right it's not
40:59an
40:59ancient wonder sure i thought it wasn't oh i'd love to know what fuckers were putting that together
41:05what the pyramids it's just yeah it is mental yeah that's where i'd go if i had a time i'd
41:12love to
41:12i'd love to see oh the pyramids is the only one still standing of the ancient ones yeah okay pyramids
41:19geyser hanging gardens of babylon person's fucking insane and god is babylon which is iraq
41:25statue of zeus at olympia in greece yeah temple of artemis uh ephesus in turkey mausoleum at
41:32halicarnasus in turkey colossus road in greece and the lighthouse of alexander one thing i will back
41:37all them on the areas all their buildings and everything they did was so much prettier they lived
41:42in such a cool what the egyptian one no just like great greece everywhere like everything was
41:48fucking lovely it's we're never going to see everything now is just flat square shiny yeah
41:54do you know what i mean like that it's sort of like efficiency in it though like i know i
41:57know
41:57so much higher the king's just whipping people yeah that was yeah yeah yeah build me a nice statue
42:03doesn't really have the workers rights yeah we do now you just have to fit in everyone yeah you go
42:08flat yeah yeah yeah you can't build a big hall just i'd love to just like if i could walk
42:14around
42:14there one day just ancient greece brah this is what i'm saying i love like that but i would time
42:20travel if i could time travel up that's like the kind of thing i'll do i don't know if you
42:24would do
42:24work no no no no no spectator mode spectator yeah okay yeah yeah you're in creative just flying
42:31around there's no clip there's no clipping through this bit yeah i'd love to well the thing is you're
42:38going to be able to soon with the vr headset i guarantee there'll be a thing for it in like
42:4210 years time
42:42where you could be like it's not it's not the same like it's not going to be exactly what it
42:47was
42:47no it's what everyone thinks it was yeah yeah what we recall it as or would think it is it's
42:53not
42:53like dinosaurs for example like you never know you'd actually know what it is yeah yeah those
42:57motherfuckers were hairy by the way well yeah and they were corking feathers most of them yeah feathery's
43:04like hairy weird little fucking things and we don't know the sounds they made and then yeah
43:08them fuckers be out there making this shittest sounds you have a t-rex yeah like they're making
43:17the shittest sounds bro but again because yeah everything's just i don't know it would be really
43:23cool though yeah i think i'll go the dinosaurs is where i go one one place in history in creative
43:29for 10 minutes i think it has to be diamond yeah i think it has to be 10 minutes i
43:34think 10 minutes
43:35creative mode well as in like 10 minutes that's a good question you know why spectator mode my
43:41thought is you can't change anything you just yeah yeah yeah ancient greece they're still me if
43:46they do you know what i mean if it makes sense like i'm i'm just a later stage of the
43:50ancient greece yeah
43:51like i'm i'm still that yeah i ain't a dinosaur yeah dinosaurs wow oh would you go back to a
43:58walk
43:58what if i go back like how long it was a dinosaur so that we never know um because what
44:04if i just
44:05thousands what if i just said that i'd take me about like just take me back like three times
44:08i'll just see what's there like what was there before like what was there like i don't know
44:12is that a waste of 10 minutes yeah maybe you're just spectating waves and
44:18shit yeah now the dinosaurs is the obvious oh oh wet nose when the fucking meteorite hit
44:24you want to watch that i want to see it yeah yeah yeah yeah start of the ice age yeah
44:30yeah
44:30so that that'd be sick i watch videos like this all the time you know yeah i just it's like
44:36the
44:36history of the x or y or like the latest what is it you've got to find the latest relative
44:41like
44:41ancestor to us and it's like it's not even like a monkey nice something weird like the earliest
44:48the earliest recognized like relative to you bro some weird little fucking sea like a new form
44:56little yeah bros the weirdest bro i think i'd want to go like yeah the first ever what weird class
45:02is a human yeah it was born because like did two like it's very eight before us is apes did
45:10two
45:10apes have a baby and it came out like human like and they were like what the fuck is that
45:14bro there's
45:14a video i watched on it i'll have to link it to you but it's uh they've got little virgin
45:19and you
45:20know we was all bear embarrassing like neeks bro we was like this big we was all tiny little things
45:25bro but also so they claim we don't know we don't know maybe they've got the fossil proof man and
45:29they've all got different names we're currently what if the fossils just got compressed we're
45:32homo sapiens now yeah homo erectus is when we first got up homo erectus yeah we're only going
45:40based off the knowledge that we have yeah there might be there might be another dimension that we
45:45can't even fathom oh can i go in the future as well uh no it's just a past different question
45:51different question now i'm asking you about the future oh okay how far would i go how far would you
45:55go
45:55yeah because i think if you go too far we could just be all kaput at that point i just
46:00i think as
46:00well you going too far you would you would have your mind would be blown too much do you know
46:07what
46:07i mean yeah you wouldn't be able to understand any of them what's happening yeah i'd like to still
46:12have an inkling of oh that's what that was in my day if you know what i mean like you
46:16could look
46:16at something and be like that's their version of what i did yeah but i wouldn't want to go to
46:20i wouldn't want to go not far enough that i'm dead but
46:25people don't remember me oh i'm going far enough that i'm dead yeah but like but i'm saying like
46:29i'd want to go past my grandkids grandkids grandkids yeah so you don't want you don't want anyone to
46:34know you want you want like well no i don't want it to be close enough that i think oh
46:38they might
46:38remember me oh okay and they don't yeah so like you know no word of their their granddad's granddad
46:44has ever been passed on yeah great great great great yeah i'd like to see let's see like like
46:54yeah yeah i worry if they're just not gonna be doing anything
46:57i wonder if they're gonna be everything yeah yeah just sat in containers tanks yeah
47:02i don't know i would be very scared to go like 150 years in the future and just like see
47:08or maybe 200
47:09i i would be okay so you have the option of only you get one minute okay to like one
47:18minute little
47:19movie but it feels like you're there yeah 500 years in the future or not i think that's too far
47:26that's your only option you get to watch it or feel it you have to take it i would i
47:30would watch it but
47:31i would also you always take it i'd also be hard that's annoying it's too far ahead for me to
47:35get
47:35take any information that i could i could apply now like yeah i can't bet on anything can i so
47:41i
47:41don't know no you bet on it now it's a waste of time and keep giving your kid the bet
47:44slip and then
47:45oh yeah okay i bet it's by 500 years time the president in this time yeah yeah
47:51probably a good odds on that even earth might be abolished by then like government might not even
47:56be a thing there might be one world government because it's like yeah i'm just talking the
48:02aliens would be down there they're going to show themselves soon and then they're here already
48:05bro i heard what fish they're just walking among us yeah the lizard people yeah them man yeah that is
48:12the people yeah i swear there was something they were doing some you they were going to do some
48:17ufo documentary but they're nothing but they're nothing i haven't seen that we need to wait i feel
48:21like a lot wait for the world cup first yeah let's have that yeah that another epstein leak yeah someone
48:26needs to be in the redacted and then they'll do more for get someone else in the redacted oh okay
48:33you've got to go back somewhere within the last hundred years okay and victor victorian england
48:40judor england sounded a bit nasty in the streets and stuff yeah but he's still like it's what we come
48:47it's what we come from a hundred years yeah you're actually not seeing much no world war is probably
48:53like a moment of the war yeah d-day landings or something yeah it's 20 1926 so you're looking at
49:02oh no you can't ah that is nuts isn't it yeah give me two hundred years 1912 and it might
49:09be
49:09that bitch just still down there though yeah that'd be i'd love to go and see it would be awesome
49:15like you know you know like that obviously i would never get like but that titan's up yeah
49:18it's a that was if it became a if it was safe which it wasn't obviously like i would love
49:24to go
49:25and see the titan yeah it's like a really light i know it's just like ridiculous
49:29sea or space person race like you can go you can go into space for an hour or you can
49:35go to like
49:37titanic or go to space i feel you gotta go space yeah but you gotta go to space but it's
49:41not
49:41like that much of a talk i i would really want to see a titanic yeah it would be really
49:46cool
49:48was quite underwhelming imagine you got down there it's a bit like oh that was a ship
49:51well have you seen the size of it compared to like it's not even that big yeah yeah it's
49:56more just like yeah oh but it is cool it's just there yeah what's mad is like the amount of
50:04like
50:04actual like just undiscovered like shipwrecks full of gold and they're probably knocking around and you
50:09could know you never people never find that because they're so much sick stuff in the ocean
50:13yeah they took them like how like i don't know what was like 50 years of the final titanic yeah
50:17like and that's because people were like it took them what it took them ages yeah they only found
50:21like 70s and they literally knew the route as well yeah they couldn't find it there yeah so like yeah
50:28there's so much shit you just never find because it's just no one's ever going to go down there
50:32yeah crazy man crazy shit i think they recently they've now got devices where they can go down and
50:37basically 3d scan the whole yeah so you can actually now go through all the corridors and
50:42stuff because now you've got the tech of 3d scanning with lidar and stuff yeah but you can now go
50:45down
50:46and see that really go through and stuff yeah pirates still about yeah see someone but not like
50:52proper no no i see someone post uh something from one of their cruise ships recently and was like
50:56we literally had to dock they had the part of the pirate ship was there they had to dock and
51:01get
51:02everyone off their cruise so it's like the pirates are surrounding us jesus yeah it's not like yeah
51:07they're coming up with a jolly no they're not going to give you the iron ship with like a flag
51:11or
51:11something no of course jolly roger and cannons wow i'll burn back in the at least nowadays i'd be like
51:16oh yeah i'm on a big cruise ship like i feel like they could not to do back in the
51:19day if you're
51:20pirates came yeah it'd be horrifying like terrifying stuff oh my god it is man but it's this one piece
51:29bro they're on the ground line you watch that there's the live action uh i haven't watched live
51:35action are you still still watching still watching how far in are you now in towards the end of season
51:40one but there's like so many episodes yeah season two shortens by carlo but season one there's
51:46nearly a hundred but it's so fun every every episode is just like you get like one and a
51:51half two episodes on like a certain crew pretty much it's just a new ship every time you're not
51:56watching one pace huh one pace one pace yeah it's just a website i think that no i'm on crunchyroll
52:02it basically gets rid of every filler every no i'm on crunchyroll it's like 600 episodes oh i just
52:06watch everything that's quite good that's quite a good yeah that's because it's 1200 episodes i should
52:11probably have done that so you just get rid of whatever i just got to the uh one donny that's
52:16got the metal plates and like that have you ever watched any anime yeah yugioh okay yeah season one
52:24i loved yugioh season one but can you class indigo season indigo league sorry indigo league as an
52:30anime you can can't you yes so yeah because pokemon indigo league was my shit an anime's an act like
52:37that was dragon ball that was amazing oh i watched beyblade the anime the uh the anime
52:42beyblade's an anime yeah yeah yeah beyblade made me feel a bit that's why i laughed at it
52:50yeah what's beyblade i played beyblade i never watched you never watched it i'm sick man
52:54there's beyblade i know the tune in that but i never let it rip i was saying about the um
53:02the
53:02headset before when the way when they drop the uh yugioh like when i can put the headset on play
53:08yugioh and the fucking blue eyes right yeah like that's in a battle with like that that that's that
53:14blue eyes no yeah you're saying that's a thing now they're gonna do that i i think it must be
53:18probably a thing now in like a very naff way but i want like a proper like what i feel
53:22like i'm there
53:23that's what i mean i feel like but it comes down to your like other senses like you need to
53:27be able
53:28to smell something and actually feel something but i think they'll be able to do that but it's
53:31whether or not yugioh is still big enough when that happens like yeah because there'll be a pokemon
53:35one for sure there is no wait because they do 4d cinema so they can they can do yeah you
53:39could blow
53:39shit at you but is that not i swear that maybe i'm like i watch black mirror or something but
53:44it's
53:44you can wear a glove so you can like feel something that'd be pretty so it's like for example like
53:50you
53:50could i don't i don't know what the example it was yeah like you could play pokemon for example
53:54yeah and you could touch like a pikachu but that's like electrical currents like yeah what if okay so
54:03let's just say uh something goes wrong and pikachu bites your hand off yeah are you suddenly one-handed
54:12yeah i don't know yeah it would be sick because even the thing where you put a vr set on
54:18and then you
54:19have like a running thing they're like traveling yeah did you not do that those were like a gadget
54:24show oh i did a gadget show like a while ago it was like a janky platform that you it's
54:29like omni
54:29you can go anywhere on it can't you and you're like yeah yeah they think i did that recently
54:33somewhere and he was like i can't be asking when i play games i want to sit down and mong
54:38out
54:38is there any big games other than gta you know it was the next big
54:42yeah it's a nice little uh relaxer is new forza horizon six really cool everyone's in the 007
54:48it's in japan yeah 007 just came out yeah it looks sick i've watched a lot of streams cool game
54:54it looks really good but horizon six is unreal it's in japan so like for anyone that loves cars i
54:59know
54:59you can just ride it around i never got the hat around forza horizon
55:08but it's insane like they've finished it no chip was better than gta like red dead
55:13the shit in red dead still stands up 60 hour game so like the new game's coming out now
55:18wow i just i just started chapter three and there's six chapters yeah of what red dead red
55:23dead but like it's so in depth of like you have to you have to keep going to like a
55:30barber's for
55:31example if you want your beard to stay the same because it grows okay and like you do start getting
55:35a little bit skinnier and stuff like that i know it's silly to say but like the details are if
55:39you
55:39go past like npcs that are chopping wood and stuff if you watch it bro they're going at this log
55:43and
55:44like you see it like slowly slip and like in other games it would just be like donnie go and
55:48then it
55:48just fall apart how the fuck do you and it will do that and it will be developed how do
55:52you build a
55:53game like that i just don't want to i don't it makes no sense to me how it is insane
55:58like i'm i'm
55:59playing it for the first time ever and it's yeah if it came out today you'd be like yeah
56:03how old is that it's old bro yeah like well this is red dead 2 yeah i think red dead
56:10red dead redemption
56:112 come out was it after gta yeah all right it come out in 2018 yeah okay so eight years
56:19ago yeah
56:20fair enough you'd still be like wow yeah this is insane especially if you play on pc as well like
56:24all
56:24graphics yeah i wouldn't dare make my computer would go kaput i think if you can't yeah yeah
56:30i'm pretty would never dare doing that oh speaking of kaput so is this podcast
56:34what are we doing is that we're done we're done we're done we're done
56:39enjoy that chit chat um thanks for watching everyone we'll see you next time
56:44yeah we'll have no i have less chocolate before less chocolate please no chocolate
56:47bye
56:48you
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