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00:06This is Voice Impostor.
00:08Each round, one of us is sat in the hot seat.
00:10Right now, it's Harry.
00:12The rest of us are going to impersonate one of the sidemen.
00:15The goal is to work out who's faking it
00:17and who the actual person is.
00:19However, we have a voice changer on,
00:20so it's going to be very hard for him.
00:22Let's spin the wheel to find out who we are.
00:24Right.
00:25Who's it going to be with an impersonator?
00:27I can't even really hear myself talk here.
00:29Oh, no.
00:30Hello, person one.
00:31What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend?
00:33Be with my girlfriend and my wife and my kids.
00:38Person two, what do you...
00:39Well, that's quite an obvious answer.
00:42I don't think it's person one.
00:43Person two, what is your favorite food to eat?
00:48For you.
00:51Right.
00:52OK, I don't think it's person two.
00:54He wouldn't say that about his wife.
00:56There's no way.
00:56Riddle me this, person three.
00:57Harry, how do you think you can improve your golf game?
01:00God beating Harry.
01:02It's kind of a Josh answer.
01:03I don't hate that as number three.
01:05Something he'd say.
01:06All right, person number four.
01:09OK, rap me a lyric real quick.
01:11But not about me, I'm Tommy K's.
01:15OK, nice.
01:17Number five.
01:18Let's go for...
01:20All right, number five.
01:23What is the weirdest thing you've ever put up your bum?
01:26Weirdest thing?
01:29Probably.
01:31Ooh, there's just so many things.
01:35Do you want a big thing or a small thing?
01:39Oh, what's the...
01:40Let's say the biggest thing, yeah.
01:41Biggest thing?
01:43I think that's JJ.
01:46Ah, it's definitely not.
01:49But I definitely put Freya's dildo on my arse.
01:57OK, JJ.
01:58Thank you for that one.
01:59Um, number six.
02:02What's the favorite cyber video you've ever been a part of?
02:05The plan in the original holiday.
02:09OK, that's...
02:10Just from the cadence, that's got to be Ethan.
02:12You can... I think.
02:13Um, so I'm stuck between three or four being Josh.
02:17Three and four, please just have a...
02:19No!
02:19Oh.
02:20Who was that?
02:21No!
02:22Number three.
02:23Ooh.
02:24Would you rather get stung by a big stingy wasp
02:29or would you rather have to eat three tablespoons of hot sauce?
02:36I would rather get stung by a big stingy wasp.
02:44OK.
02:45Thank you, number three.
02:46Number four.
02:47I'm going to say a word.
02:48You've got to say a word that rhymes with it.
02:49OK, let's go.
02:50Tree.
02:50Page.
02:51Spanner.
02:52Manor.
02:52Mammoth.
02:53OK, no.
02:54Oh, manor.
02:54You said manor.
02:55OK.
02:56Um...
02:56Oof.
02:57OK, number three.
02:58Can you...
02:59Can you...
03:00Just sing a little song for me real quick?
03:02Twinkle.
03:03Twinkle.
03:05Little.
03:05Star.
03:07OK.
03:08I just don't think...
03:09OK.
03:11Honestly, number four in my head sounds the most like just how Josh talks.
03:14But I don't know.
03:15Number four.
03:17Please.
03:18What's your favorite car you've ever driven?
03:20A bit what am I?
03:21All right.
03:23OK.
03:24OK.
03:25Fuck.
03:25I'm actually really stuck between three or four here.
03:27I think I'm going to lock...
03:28I'm going to lock in number four, I think.
03:31I'm pretty sure.
03:33Dab on him.
03:33No!
03:34No!
03:36No!
03:36No!
03:38You did really well with someone like the...
03:39Yeah, you can...
03:40You can, like, tell...
03:41Yeah, yeah.
03:42More like the cadence you can kind of tell, yeah.
03:44Really?
03:44Yeah.
03:44Yeah.
03:44I tried to slow down how I was speaking.
03:46Oh, fuck.
03:47Who have I got today?
03:49Oh, there's six Ethans over there.
03:52Crazy.
03:53Ethan number one.
03:54What's your favorite snack?
03:57Shut up, mate.
03:58What did you say?
03:59Shut up.
04:01OK.
04:01All right.
04:02That's Josh.
04:05OK.
04:06Ethan number two.
04:07What's your favorite car?
04:08Shut up.
04:08Shut up.
04:09What's your favorite car, Ethan number two?
04:11Shut up.
04:12This is what I'm getting.
04:13I'm getting...
04:14OK.
04:14All right.
04:17Ethan number two's favorite car.
04:19OK.
04:19OK.
04:20Great.
04:21Ethan number three.
04:23Shut up.
04:26Where's your favorite place to go on holiday?
04:28Shut up.
04:30OK.
04:31Ethan number four.
04:32What was your favorite subject in school?
04:34English.
04:37OK.
04:38Frenchy.
04:39Frenchy.
04:40Ethan number five.
04:42What is your favorite thing to do with your daughter,
04:44Olive?
04:44What's that?
04:47OK.
04:49All right.
04:49Ethan number six.
04:51What is your favorite thing about your partner?
04:53Oh, my.
04:55Oh.
04:56Oh.
04:57Oh.
04:58Oh.
05:00Oh.
05:01Oh.
05:01Oh, my head.
05:03Oh, no.
05:03Forgot.
05:04Oh, my.
05:04Oh, my.
05:06Oh, my.
05:07Oh, my.
05:09Not the other one.
05:10What is going on?
05:13Are you going to fall sometimes?
05:17Ethan number one.
05:18What is your favorite Sidemen channel?
05:21Mine.
05:22Say again.
05:23My one.
05:24Oh, OK.
05:25Yeah.
05:26Fair.
05:26Ethan number two.
05:28What are your favorite trainers?
05:29Oh, I'm just happy to be here, mate.
05:33OK.
05:34Ethan number three.
05:36What's your favorite brand to wear?
05:39Not going to answer?
05:40Thank you for Sidemen clothing.
05:42That's pretty good.
05:42I'm ready to guess.
05:44I don't need to ask more questions.
05:46I'm guessing that Ethan is.
05:48Oh, no, no.
05:50Number six.
05:52Huh?
05:56What the fuck?
05:57What the fuck?
05:58What the fuck?
05:59What the fuck?
05:59You literally had Harry's stem on the head.
06:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:04I just gave up.
06:06I can see you in here.
06:06Oh, yeah.
06:08Oh, no.
06:09In that wheel.
06:10Fuck.
06:10This is going to be so hard.
06:12Harry.
06:14Oh, this is tough now,
06:15because everyone's just going to copy
06:16the fucking gimmick thing of life.
06:19Right.
06:19Harry one.
06:20What is your favorite sport
06:22that you take part in as a hobby?
06:27I'd say...
06:28I love a bit of table tennis.
06:31Oh, table tennis.
06:32All right.
06:33Harry two.
06:35What is your favorite tea to have,
06:38like tea bag?
06:39Oh, grey.
06:40Oh, grey.
06:41Yeah.
06:43All right.
06:45Harry three.
06:46What's your favorite holiday destination?
06:49Oh, you've caught me in the floor.
06:58Oh, that's a toughie.
07:00Oh, no.
07:02Wait.
07:04Oh, no.
07:06Oh, no.
07:09Oh, no.
07:11Oh, no.
07:12Oh, no.
07:13Oh, no.
07:15Oh, no.
07:18Oh, no.
07:19Harry four.
07:20Who's your favorite Chelsea player of all time?
07:23It's got to be Mount.
07:26Mount.
07:30It's got to be Mount.
07:43It's got to be Mount.
07:44Um, I would say, uh, Libertine.
07:51Libertine.
07:52Fuck off.
07:54Harry number six.
07:56Uh, uh, if, if you was trapped in a burning building,
08:01uh, which Sidemen would you hope was there to save you?
08:04Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, who?
08:07Actually.
08:08Charlie B.
08:09What?
08:10Okay.
08:11All right.
08:12He's the arse.
08:15I do know what I think on my editing one.
08:17Vic.
08:18Vic.
08:19Okay.
08:21Uh, Harry number one.
08:22What's your favorite game to play?
08:24Oh.
08:25I, I do enjoy a spot of Mario Kart with my brother.
08:31Okay.
08:32Uh, Harry two.
08:34Uh, what's, what's your, uh, what's your best checkout in darts?
08:39It's, it's got to be Mount.
08:46Harry three.
08:47What's your, what golf club do you like the most?
08:49Oh.
08:50What?
08:51There's just so many.
08:53Uh, oh.
08:58Three irons.
08:59Three irons.
09:00Okay.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Uh, Harry, Harry four.
09:02Uh, if, if you was on a big wedge video and, and they said, oh, you've got to do a
09:08scramble.
09:08Who would you least like to be on a scramble with?
09:10Definitely Mount.
09:16All right.
09:17Uh, Harry five.
09:18Um, what is your favorite, uh, English dish?
09:21Hmm.
09:24I reckon, uh, cheese on toast.
09:30Uh, cheese on toast.
09:31Uh, cheese on toast.
09:32Yeah.
09:32All right.
09:32Uh, Harry, Harry six.
09:34If he was, uh, playing paddle, who would you least like to be on a, uh, a duo with?
09:39Boaty mud.
09:41Sophie mud.
09:42Sophie mud.
09:43On a paddle court.
09:46Yeah.
09:47You don't see.
09:51I'm torn between five and six.
09:54It's, it's in one of those positions.
09:56Uh, I'll, I'll say Harry six.
10:00Ooh.
10:01Fuck.
10:03So close.
10:04That was good.
10:04So close.
10:05So close.
10:06You think Harry's trying to be a paddle with Sophie mud.
10:09Sophie mud.
10:10Let's get out.
10:10We'll spun.
10:13Please stop them, Vic.
10:14All right.
10:15We've got six Vicks.
10:18Ooh.
10:19All right.
10:20Um, person number one.
10:21What's your favorite sex position?
10:24Ooh.
10:26Cow girl.
10:30You go.
10:32Cow girl.
10:34Two.
10:35How big's your woody?
10:37Oh, the question.
10:37I actually think what woody's, uh, quite big.
10:39Uh, my buddy, like a few times with a, uh, protractor.
10:43Then it came out about, uh, 40 inches.
10:48The protractor.
10:49Uh, three.
10:51Who's your favorite netball player?
10:55Ugh.
10:58Mount.
11:00What the fuck are you saying?
11:02Mason Mount.
11:06Number four.
11:07When is your birthday?
11:10Second of August.
11:12Ninety-six.
11:14Ooh.
11:15That's Toby, maybe.
11:17JJ ain't knowing that.
11:18Number five.
11:19Hello.
11:20Hello.
11:21If you could be inside any DJ, who would it be?
11:25I wouldn't choose to.
11:31However, Afrojack does excite me when we are together.
11:37As long as it's a cold ski slope.
11:42Number six.
11:43What is the longest time you spent on a toilet?
11:46Hours.
11:49Hours.
11:51Okay.
11:51I have no idea.
11:52Fuck.
11:52This is hard, actually.
11:53Number one.
11:54What is your favorite Minecraft block?
11:57Whoa.
12:02Why do you just go, whoa?
12:05I really love coal.
12:11Coal.
12:13Coal.
12:14Coal.
12:15Okay.
12:17Two.
12:18What is your favorite country to visit?
12:20You name me?
12:22I love to go to Canada.
12:25Hmm.
12:26That could be Simon, maybe.
12:28Oh, I don't know.
12:28It's hard.
12:29Three.
12:30Yes.
12:30What is your favorite memory at the Simon House?
12:35You know what?
12:36Probably when I was quiet piano.
12:39No.
12:44Oh, fuck.
12:45What sideman...
12:46Come on, mate, what is it like?
12:47Oh, sorry.
12:48Toby.
12:49What sideman would you like at your bun the most?
12:51Ari.
12:52I think he'd be gentle with it.
12:57Five.
12:57Hello.
12:58Hello.
13:00Five.
13:01How spicy do you like it at Nando's?
13:03Hmm.
13:05Sometimes...
13:06lemon and herb.
13:09But...
13:10I've recently gone for plain.
13:12Plain?
13:15By the way, I have no idea.
13:17I've just asked questions and enjoyed the answers.
13:19Six.
13:22What's...
13:23Six.
13:26Whenever you're ready.
13:29Six.
13:30What's your favorite cheese?
13:31What?
13:32I have no idea what's going on.
13:34Cheese.
13:35I'm addicted to Bluetooth.
13:37Blue cheese.
13:38So you're a victim to blue cheese.
13:40Oh, no.
13:40You're addicted to blue cheese.
13:42Blue cheese.
13:42That's not Vic.
13:43Uh, okay.
13:45One...
13:45One of the guys...
13:46It's one of the guys that goes...
13:47Every time.
13:48I'm gonna go five.
13:50Fuck.
13:51Blue cheese.
13:51Blue cheese.
13:52Blue cheese.
13:53Oh, that's...
13:54Yeah.
13:55All right.
13:56Who are we getting?
13:57All right.
13:57I'm going to talk to six...
14:01JJs.
14:02So, KSI number one.
14:03Hello.
14:04I ain't no...
14:04What the hell?
14:05What would you do to me if we were alone?
14:08Oh, wouldn't you like to merge?
14:11Okay.
14:12I think that's either JJ or Toby.
14:15Uh...
14:16Number two.
14:17Why do you wear a bandana?
14:19I'm on by him.
14:20You know the answer.
14:22That was a good answer, you know.
14:24That was a...
14:24That sounded like him too.
14:26Uh, number three.
14:27What's your favorite flavor of prime?
14:30You...
14:35Ice prop.
14:36What was all that noise at the start?
14:39What the fuck was that?
14:40Okay.
14:41Uh, KSI number four.
14:43Let's say Ethan booted one of your cats out a window.
14:48What are you doing to him?
14:49That's a madness family.
14:53I'd talk him off like 90.
14:58Okay.
15:00Uh, number five.
15:03What is...
15:04Can you say something nice about Jake Paul?
15:06Fuck him.
15:07What was that?
15:08Fuck him.
15:10Okay.
15:11Uh, number six.
15:14If KSI didn't stand for knowledge, strength and integrity,
15:18what would it stand for?
15:20Cool sexy individual.
15:26Okay.
15:28Um...
15:32What was the K in that?
15:36Cool.
15:36Okay.
15:38Uh, back to number one.
15:40Um, you have to pick between your chef, driver, and assistant.
15:48You can only keep one.
15:49I'm keeping my driver, man.
15:52Okay.
15:52Number two.
15:53How's I hate driving?
15:55Who would you sleep with out of the Sidemen?
15:59Oh, man.
16:01Things get into yours.
16:09Number three.
16:10Which is your favorite Sidemen channel and why?
16:14Um, reacts.
16:16Six.
16:19Okay.
16:21Um, and why?
16:23Uh...
16:23Just love it, man.
16:27Okay.
16:28Number four.
16:29Do you think...
16:30How many of the Sidemen could you beat up in a fight at once?
16:34They're nothing to me, G.
16:37I'm a div.
16:39I want to say that that's Josh.
16:41I don't know.
16:43Um, number five.
16:45What's the best thing you've ever bought?
16:47The Humber clock.
16:52Probably.
16:55My, uh...
16:56Lamborghini.
16:59Lamborghini.
17:00Bitch, I know you see me.
17:03Ah, I get it.
17:03I get it.
17:04I get it.
17:05Pussy wrath clock.
17:07I think that's Ethan.
17:09Um, number six.
17:11What is your favorite slang word?
17:15Dunno.
17:17Okay.
17:19Um...
17:20First round I was on one or two.
17:22That round I was on two or three.
17:24So I'm just going to go for number two.
17:26I've got to go for it.
17:31Fuck!
17:33He said five to eight more.
17:35He said five to eight more.
17:36He said five to eight more.
17:37I don't remember.
17:38He said five to eight more.
17:41We are playing Spotless Simon.
17:43Simon number one.
17:45What is the best video that we've done together?
17:49Original crossbar challenge.
17:51Interesting. Okay.
17:52Simon number two.
17:54What is your biggest weakness in football?
17:58That I'm too good.
18:01Okay.
18:02Okay.
18:03That could be Simon, you know.
18:05Simon number three.
18:08Which of the sidemen has the most slappable face?
18:11Hmm.
18:13Ethan.
18:15That sounds like Josh.
18:18Simon number four.
18:20Where did we shoot our first football collaboration together?
18:27Bexley Heath.
18:28The good try.
18:32That's giving me Harry vibes and I don't know why.
18:36Simon number five.
18:37What has been your favorite hairstyle that you've had?
18:41Okay, JJ.
18:44The, the foe.
18:46Ooh.
18:48Ooh.
18:48That's now making me think Ethan.
18:52Simon number six.
18:54What have you spent the most money on that isn't a car or a house?
18:59Black people.
19:01Okay, I think I've found JJ.
19:12Assignment number six.
19:14What's your favorite thing about KSI?
19:17Sweet.
19:19Can you say that again please?
19:21Sweet.
19:22Black.
19:24Asshol.
19:25I can see right inside it.
19:28I saw it twinge.
19:32thank you simon number five what was the best day of your life
19:37ah you'd expect me to say my child however it's when i did the inflatable series
19:49that's definitely even that has to be
20:02simon number four what is josh's best golfing attribute is drive home
20:13that's harry that has to be harry
20:16simon number three what is the best present you ever got when ksi stuck up my bum
20:22okay all right that's josh it was really nice that's enough josh thank you
20:31but it was a little biatchi
20:34shut the fuck up simon number two no i'm still going
20:42i'm back again simon number two what is your favorite food
20:48probably ksi's also
20:55okay
20:56num num no
21:02simon number one other than football what's your favorite sport to play
21:08running ring frowned little gimps like you
21:13i think i could tell you which one every single one of them is
21:17i think i think vick is one i think simon's two
21:21i think josh is three i think harry's four
21:24ethan's five and jj's six
21:27fucking hell
21:34okay so i'm gonna be doing toby and we're not doing him it's i there's six toby's that are there
21:47okay toby number one say the n-word
21:53all right that's got me toby that's got me toby there's no way okay wait toby number two say the
22:00n-word
22:05okay now i'm stuck all right i'm just gonna ask a little more questions now uh number three
22:11uh which out of the sidemen's asshole would you lick
22:18the n-word
22:19the n-word this one
22:19what is that
22:29all right um
22:33toby number four
22:34what is your favorite football team
22:37many nights
22:38what do you do
22:39okay
22:39okay
22:46number four
22:47toby number five
22:49who do you want to win the league this season
22:51not arsenal
22:54what
22:56okay
22:57uh huh
22:58toby number six
22:59uh uh what is your favorite position
23:02sexual position
23:03please
23:07okay
23:08okay
23:08so i'm
23:10i'm
23:11cooked
23:11all right
23:12all right
23:13in this round no one's allowed to say the n-word
23:17okay
23:18toby number one
23:19what is the weirdest thing you've wanked to
23:22uh you know me
23:27what
23:28i don't know you like that what the fuck
23:31air forces
23:36air forces
23:37air forces
23:38air forces you
23:43uh
23:44number two
23:45toby number two
23:46oh my god what is your favorite food
23:49you know me
23:51please
23:54oh
23:55yes of course
23:57oh man
23:58this is hard
23:59toby number three
24:00what is your next video
24:02on your
24:03channel
24:03ah
24:04you know me
24:05teeth
24:06what
24:06why do you keep saying that
24:09not boasted anymore
24:12you've
24:13you've
24:13you've just stopped
24:13nah it's
24:14dead
24:16uh
24:16i don't even know if toby would say that
24:18uh i guess he w
24:19he wouldn't he wouldn't say that
24:21he wouldn't say that
24:22he wouldn't say his channel's dead
24:22um
24:24okay
24:25toby number four
24:26uh
24:28i want you just to laugh
24:30he he he he he he
24:33he he he
24:34he he he
24:35he he
24:36what the fuck is that
24:38nah
24:39copy
24:40okay that's josh
24:41yeah that's
24:44definitely josh
24:46is it
24:46you know me
24:50Tobey number five, where's the weirdest place you've taken a dump?
24:58I did it in the courtyard of the Halo Tower.
25:07Do you know me?
25:12Tobey number six, favorite suite?
25:17You know me.
25:21I love Harry Boatang plastics.
25:25Okay.
25:27Dipped in vinegar.
25:31Dipped in vinegar, okay.
25:34What did you call me?
25:36Oh, okay.
25:38Alright.
25:40There's something about Tobey number two that's screaming to me.
25:45Tobey number two, how many fingers have you put up your arse?
25:50Do you know me?
25:52Yes.
25:54All of them.
25:56Alright, Tobey wouldn't say that.
25:58Alright, Tobey number three, have you ever picked your nose?
26:02Ah, you know me.
26:05Oh, yes.
26:06All of them.
26:08All of them?
26:10With salt and vinegar crisps.
26:12Oh, okay.
26:14What?
26:17Alright.
26:17What'd you call me?
26:21Oh, man, I have no clue.
26:22Alright.
26:23You do not know me.
26:24I'm gonna say it's Tobey number two.
26:26You don't know me.
26:30Wait.
26:32Mate, that is awful.
26:35I hate that so much.
26:37Well, there it is, ladies and gentlemen.
26:38Boys are watching the game.
26:40That's so fun though.
26:41Thank you, Michael.
26:41Okay.
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