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00:05Welcome back to another Side Plus Saturday.
00:10We've been dodging doing this like the plague,
00:12but here we are on a Side Plus Saturday.
00:14Hans, what's in the box challenge?
00:16If we can get the rubber duck out of the box,
00:19someone will win AirPods.
00:22What about Android users?
00:24All right, let's have the first box.
00:28You can get this rubber duckie.
00:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31There is no danger in there.
00:33You can get this rubber duckie, bro.
00:35You can get rubber duckie,
00:36but it's definitely something that's alive.
00:38It's alive.
00:38But you can get the rubber duckie, bro.
00:40I don't know if it's fully alive.
00:41Is that alive?
00:42What do you mean?
00:43But you can get it quite easily.
00:44I've always questioned these things anyway.
00:46Like, why is it alive?
00:50That's not helping him.
00:51This is not helping me.
00:52You can get this duckie, bro.
00:55Get them paws in there, bro.
00:56The left hand is in prime position to grab this rubber duckie.
00:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00Just both hands out, I guess.
01:02You're going to get this duckie.
01:03And I'm going to be okay?
01:03Yes.
01:05You're going to be absolutely fine.
01:06Slowly.
01:07I said slowly.
01:08That's going to help him.
01:09So put your left in further.
01:11You're actually fine right now.
01:12You're so good.
01:13Fine.
01:13Keep going in.
01:14Keep going.
01:14I hate your faces.
01:16No, no, you're good.
01:17You're actually, like, so calm right now.
01:19Yeah, a bit more.
01:19A little bit more.
01:20You can start lowering your hand now.
01:21And now start-
01:22Oh, shit.
01:22He's looking at him.
01:23Shut up.
01:23He's looking at him.
01:24He's looking at him.
01:25He's looking at him.
01:26He's looking at his limbs.
01:27Lower your left hand.
01:29Lower your left hand.
01:30It's directly under your left hand.
01:32Yeah.
01:32You can get the duckie, bro.
01:33Now, lower, lower.
01:34A little bit closer towards you.
01:35I don't know if you're trolling.
01:36Lower your hand.
01:37Down down.
01:37You're going to get the duckie, bro.
01:39You're about to touch the duck.
01:40You're about to touch the duck.
01:41The thing's coming from the duck.
01:43That's the duck.
01:43That's the duck.
01:44That's the duck.
01:45I'll get out of there soon.
01:46Grab that duck.
01:48Get the dog, now!
01:51Yeah, well done, well done.
01:53It was coming for you, bro.
01:54It was a Lego brick.
02:01Well done, well done.
02:03As you was not grabbing it, he turned around and was coming to-
02:06If I touched that, I would have screamed.
02:11Do you want help?
02:13No.
02:14Are you sure?
02:15I think I'm sure.
02:16All right.
02:17Be very careful.
02:19Okay.
02:20All right.
02:21So-
02:21Oh, fuck, no.
02:22It's actually really bad.
02:23What is it?
02:25Okay, okay, okay.
02:27Oh, this is ass.
02:32Sorry, I'll shut up.
02:33I know you don't want help.
02:34I'll shut up.
02:34I would only use your left hand.
02:41Did something touch my hand there?
02:42Yeah, I wouldn't use your right hand.
02:43Yeah, I think your finger.
02:45I wouldn't use your right hand.
02:46I don't know.
02:48I don't know.
02:49It's camping your entrance.
02:51Go with the left.
02:52I actually-
02:53Watch it.
02:57Lower.
02:58He doesn't want help.
03:00You don't want help?
03:02Fuck.
03:03Oh, oh.
03:05What's that?
03:08What the fuck is that?
03:09You're gonna have to move those things up.
03:10That's not the duck.
03:11That's not the duck, is it?
03:12No.
03:13That's not the duck.
03:13I can't see you around that side.
03:14I can't see you around that side.
03:15I can't see you around that side.
03:22I can't see you around that side.
03:36It's camping the duck.
03:38You're gonna have to move those things out of the way.
03:40Camping the duck.
03:45There's no duck.
03:47Is there a duck in there?
03:47You might have to dive.
03:48Can you see a duck from your side?
03:49I'd use that hand.
03:51Just-
03:53Are you gonna be okay?
03:55Just dive.
03:55Fuck.
03:56I'm gonna dive.
03:59You're gonna be okay.
04:00Oh, there's rocks.
04:01I feel those are rocks.
04:01But what's in the rocks?
04:03What's on-
04:03A rubber duck that you need to get.
04:05Are you about to move some rocks aside?
04:07Just move them.
04:14You didn't-
04:15Well, he did panic.
04:17Bro!
04:17Bro!
04:18Shake him up.
04:19Put them down softly.
04:20You're picking up their eggs.
04:21Okay.
04:26Let's-
04:27Now that's a satsuma.
04:29That's a satsuma.
04:30I can feel that's a satsuma.
04:31Is it?
04:33Better be a satsuma.
04:35Squeeze it if you find out.
04:37That's a satsuma.
04:39Orange hugo.
04:40Oh!
04:41Oh!
04:42Yes!
04:44Is it just oranges?
04:45Yeah.
04:46Oh, for fuck's sake!
04:48The light fell off.
04:50Yeah, you knocked the light off.
04:51That's a satsuma.
04:52Nothing touched your hand though, I think, when you did it.
04:55Oh, fuck.
04:56Wait.
04:57Oh, fuck.
04:58Is it on?
04:59Yeah, it's good to go, mate.
05:01I would-
05:01This man does it.
05:02Right or left?
05:03Both.
05:04We actually can't see.
05:09What's that?
05:11What's that?
05:12This man fears nothing.
05:13Nice and soft.
05:14Did you make an animal noise?
05:15Nice and soft, I'd say.
05:15I didn't make any noise.
05:17That was that?
05:17Yeah, you're a brave man, by the way.
05:18There's an animal in here.
05:19Yeah, but soft.
05:21Soft animal?
05:22No, you be softer if you are touching.
05:23Oh, what's that?
05:24Was that a worm?
05:25I just touched a worm.
05:27It was very cold and something.
05:29Worm?
05:30Where is it?
05:30Why is it wet?
05:31No, there was something cold and wet in there.
05:33It's wet, right?
05:35I'd struggle with it.
05:37I'd be probably hitting the roof.
05:39The nudist is in there.
05:41Oh, my goodness.
05:42They are actually naked.
05:43Wow.
05:44Hello, guys.
05:45They are naked.
05:46Can you see a ducky?
05:48No.
05:49Oh, wait, wait.
05:50I can see a ducky.
05:51I can see a ducky.
05:52Am I near the ducky?
05:54I think so.
05:54Not really.
05:55Is that a ducky?
05:57I don't think so.
05:58It's really cold than wet at the back.
06:00So you can see a ducky?
06:01No, apparently not.
06:03I don't think it is a ducky.
06:03I don't think it is a ducky.
06:04What you thought was.
06:05You might have to pick him up and move him.
06:08What's that face?
06:09I've bloody got the ducky.
06:10You've got the ducky?
06:11I think I found the ducky.
06:12Someone's got some airpods.
06:14He's done it!
06:15We are getting lots of airpods today.
06:17He's done it!
06:17Oi, lads, we might have to stop getting airpods.
06:20What was it?
06:21I don't understand what it is.
06:22It's wigs.
06:23Oh, it's wigs.
06:24Yeah, but some of the-
06:25Why are they wet?
06:25See this, look.
06:27See the thick bit here?
06:28Yeah.
06:28It was cold and wet and thick.
06:30And I was like-
06:30I only went across it.
06:32I was like, oh, it's a worm.
06:33I was like, oh my god.
06:34Oh my god.
06:36Oh my god.
06:36Oh my god.
06:37Oh my god.
06:37Oh my god.
06:38That is legit trouble.
06:39Holy shit.
06:40It's legit trouble.
06:42Oh my god.
06:42Yeah, you're calm, but it's going to be a techie one.
06:45Yeah, you are calm.
06:45Roll your sleeves up, big guy.
06:48Oh, if you don't get this ducky, it's okay.
06:50Someone else has a ducky.
06:51Someone has a ducky currently.
06:51Someone has a ducky.
06:53No!
06:54Oh, he's boys mate.
06:55His boys have got this.
06:56Oh.
06:57They've gagged up on the ducky.
06:59They're running security.
07:00They've already got three airpods.
07:01I'll sit down and wrap that up, bro.
07:02They've rushed the ducky.
07:04It might be a good idea.
07:05That ducky's getting it.
07:06Who is that?
07:10The ducky's being to come and be in right now.
07:11Just look at me, I'm your boy.
07:12Is it a good idea?
07:13It's going to be hard to get the ducky.
07:15The ducky's being a legend.
07:17We'll get you close to the ducky.
07:19Someone else has a ducky right now.
07:19If the ducky is available, we'll let you know.
07:22If the ducky's not available, we'll save.
07:23It might be available in a second.
07:25He's traversing the ducky.
07:26What is it?
07:26Get your hands in, bro.
07:27Get your hands in.
07:28He's not going to kill you.
07:29He's not going to kill you.
07:29He's at his way with the ducky.
07:31Stop saying he, bro.
07:32It could be she.
07:33It could be he.
07:34He's big enough to be he.
07:35Everything you want is on the bottom of the thing.
07:38Don't fuss around with no middle ground here.
07:40The duck's on the bottom.
07:44It's water off the duck's back.
07:46The duck is actually free now.
07:48Near the front.
07:49This is your time.
07:51Where's the duck?
07:51Towards the front.
07:52Down.
07:52Down a bit.
07:53Yeah.
07:54You could have commandeered it again.
07:57Don't pull the whole box off.
07:58A little bit forward.
07:59Forward.
08:00Forward.
08:01Towards the middle of the ground.
08:02Down now.
08:03Down now.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Yeah.
08:08We could have trolled him.
08:09Oh, bro.
08:10One was on top of it.
08:13I could have dealt with that, bro.
08:15There was one just commandeering the back, bro.
08:19Oh, fuck.
08:20Oh.
08:21You're going to have to get in there.
08:22Wow.
08:23Wow.
08:24You're going to have to get in there.
08:26Wow.
08:26You're going to have to dig for it.
08:28Yeah.
08:28You'll be fine.
08:29But you're going to have to get in there.
08:31You're going to have to shove us what you really made up.
08:34Come on.
08:34Why are you digging?
08:35Hey, dig deep.
08:39Is it alive?
08:40Yeah.
08:41No.
08:42No.
08:43You can make it come alive.
08:44You can make it come alive.
08:45What does that mean?
08:46What the fuck does that mean?
08:47It depends on how you dig.
08:48I think you know.
08:51Am I digging through shit?
08:53Wow.
08:55Wow.
08:56You're on the right track.
08:57Well.
08:59You'll be good.
09:00You'll be good.
09:00Yeah, you'll be good.
09:02Bro, when you put your hands in this,
09:03there's a little gust of wind hits you.
09:04And the flat claps back on your hand as well.
09:06You put your hand like this and you feel.
09:08Oh.
09:09It claps back.
09:09It's crazy.
09:10Is it like one hand, two hand?
09:12I got it.
09:13It's a two-hand jump.
09:14It's a two-hand jump.
09:14It could be, yeah.
09:16Lower.
09:17Lower your fingers.
09:17Do you want direction?
09:19No.
09:19I'd say you've got to be very dexterous with your fingers here.
09:22I'd go central in the box as well.
09:23Yeah, more central in the box.
09:24Even towards the back of the box.
09:25What's that?
09:26Give me your hands.
09:27Closer to you.
09:28You need to come.
09:28So bring your hands towards you.
09:29No.
09:30That's the box.
09:30Yeah, that's the box.
09:31So bring your hands towards you.
09:32What the fuck?
09:35You're okay.
09:37Simon.
09:37Is that goo?
09:38I swear to you, you're okay.
09:39You're fine though.
09:40You're fine.
09:42Okay.
09:42Dig deep though.
09:43Just use one hand and dig deep.
09:47Come forward a bit.
09:48Yeah, then.
09:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:50What is that?
09:52Is it like a fleshlight or something?
09:54How do you know that?
09:55Is it a fleshlight?
09:56How do you know that?
09:57I wouldn't describe it as that.
09:58No.
09:59It's fleshy.
10:01Right hand in the middle.
10:02It's so fucking.
10:02It's a big ass, isn't it?
10:04It's an ass.
10:06He's been here before.
10:09He's been here before.
10:10Now dig for the duckie.
10:12The duck's in.
10:12It's in there.
10:13It's in there.
10:14It's in there.
10:15Oh.
10:17Oh.
10:17Like Excalibur.
10:19Like Excalibur.
10:20Like Excalibur.
10:32He was above the lips.
10:34That must have felt grim.
10:36That must have felt grim, right?
10:38That feels.
10:39Yeah, I would have freaked out.
10:41It's freezing as well.
10:42Oh, I would have freaked out.
10:43It feels like a chicken breast.
10:46Go on, Josh.
10:47Stop struggling.
10:49I wanted him to do that.
10:51Oh.
10:53They blunt that thing.
10:55Oh, sorry.
10:55Oh.
10:56It's always vexed up.
10:57That was unintentional.
10:59That was too bad.
11:02Bomba clap.
11:03Bomba.
11:05Bomba.
11:05Bomba.
11:06Bomba.
11:07Bomba.
11:07They saved the basketball last.
11:08Bomba.
11:08Bomba.
11:08Is that good or bad?
11:11Bomba clap.
11:12Sign of both eyes.
11:14It's bad.
11:14And he's gone slow.
11:15That's not good.
11:17Bomba.
11:17Genuine slow and steady.
11:19Hey.
11:19Don't grab.
11:20Why did you say this is the worst one?
11:23What's worse than a snake?
11:24I mean, you can.
11:26What's worse than a small snake?
11:27Wouldn't you like to know?
11:30You can do it.
11:32Is it gettable?
11:33Yeah.
11:33Oh, yeah.
11:33I can't even see it.
11:34Oh, yeah.
11:35It's in there.
11:36In that hole.
11:37Oh, yeah.
11:38I see ya.
11:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:39Point guarded.
11:41Man marked.
11:42Man marked.
11:43Thanks for picking me.
11:47Josh, he's a stoic.
11:49Is it a bad spot?
11:51I'd go that hole.
11:52Left hand.
11:53Left hand.
11:54Where's head?
11:55Don't give him too much.
11:55This way.
11:56Head is right hand.
11:58You never know with these things.
11:59It's just a line.
12:00Delve in there.
12:00Delve in there.
12:01Get digging.
12:02Whoa.
12:03That's just a flat.
12:04That's just a flat.
12:06Just slowly.
12:06Don't look at him.
12:07It is big though.
12:08Slowly with the right hand.
12:09How big we talking?
12:10Give me a go.
12:11It's thickness.
12:12It's like that thick.
12:13You can't tell him what's in the box.
12:14I'm happy I can work out.
12:16They told him at the start mate.
12:18It looks chill though.
12:19If you measured it, it would say thick.
12:20All right.
12:21All right.
12:22Josh, he's fine.
12:23He's just coming to say aye.
12:25I would chill for now.
12:26Cause he's hiding it.
12:28Kitty don't bite.
12:29No, now she's.
12:30Maybe distract it this side.
12:32Imagine he's like.
12:36Is it right inside?
12:38He's just looped around it a bit.
12:39Yeah.
12:40He's looped around a bit and he's,
12:41he can smell you right now.
12:43Yeah.
12:43He's looking.
12:44What's that fragrance?
12:45Give it time.
12:46Give it time.
12:48It's so funny that you're wearing that t-shirt.
12:50Yeah.
12:51What the hell?
12:53All right.
12:53He's fucked off.
12:53He's fucked off.
12:54He's right side.
12:56That side.
12:57That side.
12:57Get in quick.
12:58You have to be in there now.
12:58Front left.
12:59Yeah.
12:59Front left.
13:00Bring it forward towards the front of the box.
13:02Down.
13:03Down.
13:03This way towards the back of the box.
13:05Get in there.
13:05Get out.
13:06He's going to come back.
13:06A little bit to the left and down.
13:09He's going to touch it a little bit.
13:11So don't freak out.
13:12Step on the gas.
13:15He's coming.
13:15He's going to pull out the hole by the way.
13:16I'm not even joking.
13:17Bro-ski.
13:19He's like, this is my duck.
13:20Does he react to it or not?
13:21Stupid, stupid animal.
13:22I mean, he's coming over.
13:23It's a cool animal.
13:24To be fair.
13:25Distract it this side.
13:26Hey.
13:28Bryce.
13:29Oh, he's staring.
13:30What happened?
13:30Oh, oh, oh.
13:31Oh, oh, oh.
13:32Oh, oh, oh.
13:32If you're going to do it, do it now.
13:34If you're going to do it, do it now.
13:35You know the spot.
13:36You know where to go.
13:37Very close to the front left.
13:38He's probably closer to us.
13:39Get that arm in there, bro.
13:40More.
13:41You're waiting in the front left.
13:43It's in.
13:44Yeah.
13:44Right in the corner of the box.
13:45No, no, no.
13:46That's the snake, but it's in the corner.
13:47You've alerted him now.
13:48Okay, he's coming towards us.
13:49You've alerted him now.
13:53I wouldn't be able to do this.
13:54He went straight to where you tapped him.
13:55I wouldn't be able to do this.
13:56Is it right in the corner?
13:57Right now it's there.
13:58Here it is, yeah.
13:58Imagine the most bottom.
14:00The thing is, you are going to have to touch it.
14:02See, when you touched him, you've alerted him,
14:04and then waited too long.
14:05You're going to have to touch it.
14:06By the way, as soon as you tapped him,
14:08he turned around and cut.
14:08You can't find the duck.
14:10It was there.
14:11Yeah.
14:14Go now.
14:15Go now.
14:16Go now.
14:16Is he holding the duck?
14:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:18Down, down, down, down.
14:19The duck's right there.
14:21Yes!
14:22Good luck.
14:23Everyone gets an air pod.
14:24Yes!
14:25You get an air pod.
14:26You get an air pod.
14:27You get an air pod.
14:28Oh, it's all right to be fair.
14:29But the thought of it's worse, isn't it?
14:32You're going, no.
14:32You're going, huh.
14:34Yeah.
14:34I'm going to have to touch that.
14:34That's when you tapped him and he just...
14:36You tapped him and he instantly...
14:38Yeah.
14:42That's a good one.
14:43Where's the ducky?
14:44The duck's right in the middle.
14:46This is being guarded again.
14:47The duck's right in the middle.
14:48The duck's been man-marked.
14:51Dead centre.
14:52Yeah, it's like a Tobi situation all over again.
14:53It's the most serious guarding we've seen today.
14:56Shit.
14:57Don't pay attention.
14:58Just slowly.
14:59Relax, bro.
15:01I'm doing full speed.
15:02Relax, bro.
15:02I put my hands in a fucking mystery box.
15:04What do you mean, relax?
15:04The whole box moved when you went.
15:06That's it.
15:07Nice to see.
15:07You big oaf.
15:08I can sacrifice my right hand.
15:10I can my left hand.
15:10It's fine.
15:11Yeah.
15:14It's in the middle.
15:15The very middle.
15:16In the middle.
15:16That's the help I'll give you.
15:17It's in the middle.
15:18But just slow and steady.
15:20Yeah.
15:20Oh, fuck.
15:21You're right.
15:22You're right above it.
15:23Just down.
15:26Don't move sharply.
15:31Just gentle.
15:37What the fuck is that?
15:38Is that gentle?
15:39It did move.
15:40It did move.
15:41When he touched it, it did move.
15:43It did move.
15:44It did move.
15:44It's moving right now.
15:45Okay.
15:46You were going the right way for the duck.
15:48It should stay 20 seconds.
15:49Oh, wait.
15:50It's still moving.
15:51Stop moving.
15:52Middle.
15:53Good defense.
15:53Go for the middle.
15:54Recoil.
15:54Actually, two hands could be beneficial.
15:56No, no, no.
15:56You can get it with one.
16:00Recoil.
16:01Jiggle back.
16:05Hey.
16:05What's all that movement back there?
16:08Is it just a duck in a jelly?
16:13Oh, my God.
16:16Hey, what's all that movement back there?
16:19I don't know how to dig for it.
16:21Oh, look at that.
16:22I really want jelly.
16:22That's a good one.
16:23Yeah.
16:23Yeah.
16:24Oh, you.
16:26I was fooled.
16:28Hey, nothing was said.
16:29That is JJ's AirPods.
16:30Hey, that jiggle was kind of nice.
16:31Hey, thank you.
16:32That's a lot of movement.
16:34Okay.
16:34This is our final one.
16:35Can we make it eight of eight?
16:37He's just going to smash your mind.
16:38He is.
16:39Yeah.
16:39It's not in the middle.
16:40Be warned.
16:40What's in the middle?
16:44Is that moving?
16:45Yeah.
16:46I'd put that down.
16:47Is that a maggot?
16:49Excuse me?
16:50Is that a maggot?
16:52What are these maggots?
16:53What are maggots?
16:54What eats maggots?
16:56Oh, loads of things eat maggots.
16:59That's what you'll be careful of.
16:59Oh, it stinks, you know.
17:00Yeah, I was going to say it's going to stink.
17:02Oh, it stinks.
17:03Where's this fucking duck then?
17:04Oh, oh, oh.
17:06Is that a maggot?
17:07Is that the ducky or is that the...
17:08That's the thing that might eat the maggot.
17:09I would have picked that one.
17:11I would have picked that one.
17:11I would have picked that one.
17:13You petted his head.
17:15That's a duck.
17:18What was it?
17:19Great success.
17:20Oh, it was, yeah.
17:22I just held one.
17:23Oh, look at that, man.
17:25Are they maggots or mealworms?
17:26What are they?
17:27Eight pairs of AirPods.
17:27Yeah, it's W.
17:30They're mealworms, no?
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