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00:05Hey everyone, welcome back to SightCast and first things first, loser, loser, loser.
00:11Well, sorry, that's not very kind actually.
00:15They played in soccerade yesterday.
00:17Classic English man laughing at the rest of the world.
00:20Wait, Toby, you've lost three big games in two months.
00:24Sorry, match England-France.
00:26What's going on?
00:27Four this year, mate.
00:28He won.
00:29He won.
00:30He won.
00:30He won something.
00:32He got one win.
00:33Technically charity match is a draw.
00:35I went to penalties so it's not really.
00:37That's what Arsenal are claiming.
00:40Undefeated Champions League, they're saying.
00:42Simon got me this really cool card, guys.
00:44Who is it?
00:45Thomas Suchek.
00:47I was wishing you let him know.
00:48Thomas Suchek.
00:48It's five of ten and it's got a bit of his kit in it.
00:51And he plays for the Czech Republic.
00:53Why are we talking about that?
00:53Why are we not talking about soccerade?
00:55He's a better football player than I am.
00:57You scored though.
00:58I didn't score.
00:59What are you talking about?
01:00He should have scored.
01:01He should have scored.
01:02I should have scored.
01:02He should have scored.
01:03So, you know what?
01:04In my mind, you scored.
01:06Thank you for respect, bro.
01:07You bet he didn't.
01:07I thought when you said it should have been two.
01:09I thought when you got one, it should have been two.
01:11There's such a different feeling of like going in on goal and knowing that you're shooting against XQC or Sketch.
01:16It's just that you think, oh, I can do this.
01:19Yeah.
01:19And you take a touch, you look up and it's Joe Hart and he's already like here and almost like
01:23spreading himself.
01:24I'm not going to lie.
01:24Your shot was the same as mine against the sketch.
01:26It was Petite.
01:27No, it was against the XQC.
01:28You know the one I just passed?
01:29Oh, yeah.
01:30Yeah, it was the same as that.
01:31It was so Petite.
01:32It was such a Petite shot.
01:33When you're actually there with them, they're not giants, bro.
01:36It's a big, big guy.
01:37But Edwin van der Sar in the goal actually looks...
01:39Yeah.
01:40I mean, he is like 6'6", right?
01:42I know.
01:44But...
01:44When you've watched them the whole time on TV, you just don't really grasp like, this guy's gigantic.
01:50Like even the small guys that you see on TV, when you actually meet them in person, they're all...
01:55So what's the verdict?
01:57What's the verdict?
01:58Keep pro goalkeepers out of the goals.
02:00Get them away from the stick.
02:02No, no, no.
02:02They do do the second half with the...
02:04Not pros, but like the first half is...
02:07It's almost just pointless having a non-pro shoot at them.
02:11That was one goal, right?
02:121-0, yeah.
02:12It's good by a non-pro to be fair.
02:14He was offside.
02:16He was offside.
02:16Oh, it's absent interest.
02:18Your goal was offside.
02:19It was a good finish though, to be fair.
02:20It was a great finish.
02:21Yeah, nice little tight fight.
02:22From the crowd, the first half was very dull.
02:29We were...
02:30I was the crowd.
02:30I was on the bench.
02:32Yeah.
02:32No, I was the crowd.
02:33I was also in the crowd.
02:34Is that near your dad?
02:35Oh, yeah.
02:36How is he?
02:36He asked me 10 minutes before if I'm playing.
02:41He said, which...
02:42Oh, you're playing.
02:43Which of the other side men are playing?
02:44And I was like, no.
02:45Ethan and Toby.
02:46Hence why I'm in the lounge.
02:49Yeah.
02:49Yeah.
02:50First half was hard work, man.
02:51You played a full 90 minutes.
02:53Full 90.
02:53I did not expect to play a full 90.
02:56I got so drunk on the first day with a couple of people.
03:00Cause I just...
03:01Did you make it to train in the second day?
03:02I just didn't think...
03:02Did you not?
03:02Cause I just didn't think I was ever gonna...
03:04I didn't think I was gonna play.
03:05So I was like, I'll just have a fucking good laugh with whoever's about it.
03:07No, but I'm not having that.
03:09Me and France.
03:09Because I warned you, bro.
03:10I told you.
03:11On the rest of the world, if you can kick ball, they're gonna play you the whole 90.
03:15On England, I don't know how they do things over there.
03:18But the rest of the world, like Tim Cahill, he'll see you and go, yeah, yeah, you're playing.
03:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:23Cause also, it was noticeable that you got past the ball more than England were passing to their non-pros.
03:31Yeah, valid.
03:32Okay.
03:34It's a funny life, man.
03:36Cause apparently, not to leak anything, but apparently at halftime coming off the bench, all the England players were like,
03:44why's best not on how to?
03:45I was like, I don't want to play against you.
03:48A couple of people were saying...
03:50You had a lockdown on that.
03:51Yeah.
03:52I did what I could have done.
03:54I'm so glad that I nearly killed Tom Grennan for that second chip.
03:57Yeah.
03:58I heard a big noise cause I was reaching to try and hook it, but he was next to me.
04:03It didn't really make sense.
04:04You even went for it.
04:05Who, me?
04:06No, him.
04:07Cause yours was like, yeah, he was just like, he even threw his hand in.
04:09Yeah, I know.
04:11But so when, obviously I'm just looking at the ball and the way I've landed, I've landed facing that way,
04:16but I heard a massive noise.
04:17And I was like, oh my God, I think Tom Grennan's just hit his head on the post.
04:19So instantly I'm going like, are you okay?
04:21And he's just a lump in the corner and a corner like that.
04:23But the pictures from it are so, cause there was a camera like right at the bottom of the goal.
04:28He didn't.
04:29I think his body hits it.
04:31But like these, look at these fucking facials on these pictures, bro.
04:35He's willing to die for it.
04:37He's on the post, bro.
04:39Even the ones like, look, he's a locked target with the post, bro.
04:43Show Simon that one, you can't see.
04:44Show the other one.
04:45Inside the post.
04:46Bro, this one, he is the post, bro.
04:50He's the post, but like some of the pictures from this are so funny.
04:54But yeah, there was a couple of good moments.
04:56How was your training experience?
04:58Training?
04:58The first thing.
04:59The one that you made.
05:01So the one that I made was great.
05:02I felt primed because I just slept the whole second day.
05:05I come out for a little bit of the media.
05:08I scored a penalty.
05:09Do you know what?
05:10Forget the actual training.
05:10I mean, like the camp that you have.
05:13Oh, so cool.
05:13I was saying a minute ago.
05:14Like, I'm so happy that the people that were there were there.
05:18Because it was, I just felt hard.
05:20So it wasn't that serious.
05:21It was no England, France.
05:22The game?
05:23No.
05:24The game's a little bit serious.
05:25It was the right kind of serious.
05:27It was like serious, but I don't, I'm not dying for this.
05:30I didn't, I didn't feel as much.
05:35I think the France game is harder.
05:37Yeah.
05:37But the France game was harder because of what we said where we had two different ideas
05:42of what's going on.
05:43Yeah.
05:43This, everyone knows what's going on and they have rules to abide by.
05:46Like certain, like pros, a pro can't go back onto the field unless all the other pros
05:51have been used on that one.
05:52Yeah.
05:52Oh, that's why Rooney could come back on.
05:54Yeah.
05:55Right.
05:56That, no.
05:58Rooney shouldn't have come back on.
06:01He shouldn't be allowed to go back on.
06:04No, you are correct.
06:05Oh, okay.
06:06You're correct.
06:06Because even in halftime, Clarence Sadov said, he was like, said, Berber cannot come
06:10back on.
06:11And I was like, no.
06:12Berber wasn't happy.
06:13No, Berber was, Berber was.
06:14Berber won that penalty.
06:15The, the, shout out to the women's refereeing team, by the way.
06:18The women's refereeing team done a good job.
06:20We had women liner, women ref, women offices and everything.
06:23But, uh, she was really funny.
06:25And she, as I was coming in at halftime, she was like, it's Berber to this like angry
06:30in training.
06:30I said, I said, actually like the calmest guy the whole week.
06:34Like, yeah, you know, walking around, just swatting about.
06:37And he said, he's not stopped at me.
06:39And I said, well, to be fair, that was a penalty.
06:40It was a million.
06:41I was like, that was definitely a penalty.
06:43So after that, I think she just, she was, she was getting it.
06:46She was getting it big time.
06:48But I think, I think once them lot crossed the line to play, as much as it's still for charity,
06:53they just completely, their mindset changes.
06:55I had Podolsky on the, on the bench, bro.
06:57Yeah.
06:58He was raring to go, bro.
07:00Yeah.
07:00Loki should have stayed.
07:01Oh, that, that.
07:02He missed a couple of weeks.
07:03Yeah, Loki should have stayed on the bench.
07:05What was the easy one?
07:05He missed, he missed one that he could have just put across.
07:09He could have just put, no, the volley was unreal.
07:11He let that off.
07:12That was a point.
07:12He let that off.
07:13I was going to score.
07:14But there was one when he first come on, he got played in down the left hand side,
07:18shot across a goal, just went wide, but you'd expect him to hit the target.
07:22And then there was one like header at the far post.
07:25Oh yeah.
07:25Just has to come in.
07:27Yeah.
07:27Just has to come in.
07:29Yeah.
07:29We had a couple of them.
07:30Rich Gad, bless him.
07:31He had one.
07:32He had a good game.
07:33He had a good, he had a good game, but there was one header from like that far away that
07:36just should have gone in.
07:37We actually should have won.
07:38Oh, facts, bro.
07:39Facts.
07:40We should have won.
07:40But hey, listen, England, England needed a result.
07:44Biggest surprise at the, at the whole experience, like person, personality wise.
07:49Oh my God.
07:50That's such a good question.
07:51Did you get on really well with, was it baby reindeer?
07:54Did he play?
07:55Yeah.
07:55Rich Gad.
07:55Yeah.
07:55Rich Gad.
07:56Did you get on really well with it?
07:57Cause he was going off the pitch and you like ran across.
07:59Yeah.
07:59No, he was class the whole week.
08:01I was next to him in the change room and he was like, even though he'd done it last year,
08:06he gets, he was, he said, he was like, I'm like overwhelmed.
08:08Is he a baller?
08:09He can play, man.
08:10He's a good centre-back.
08:11He was pretty cool.
08:11No, he was really good.
08:12Dermot.
08:13Dermot was great.
08:15Dermot missed it.
08:16Cause again, I played, he played 90 as well, but we was often next to each other.
08:19I played on the right.
08:20He was next to me in midfield.
08:21Then when we swapped to the back, it was me right back, him centre-back.
08:24So I did a lot of stuff with him.
08:26Dermot.
08:26Dermot.
08:27Dermot Kennedy singer.
08:28I don't know who that is.
08:29You'll know some of his songs if he has to play songs.
08:31He's quite good.
08:32But yeah, he, he messaged me last night.
08:34Again, I've never really spoke to him before.
08:36He was like, so sick playing with you.
08:38Match was super sound.
08:39Oh, bro.
08:39He's the best.
08:40Yeah.
08:41I was in my boots last night.
08:42I put on my story.
08:43He replied laughing.
08:44And I said, yeah, bro, these little legs don't work.
08:47And he was like 90 minutes, brother.
08:48Well done.
08:49He was great.
08:51He was, he was, he was really cool.
08:53Was London Stadium sold out?
08:55Yeah.
08:56Yeah.
08:56No.
08:58We got to do it.
08:59We got told it was sold out.
09:00Yeah.
09:00We got told it was sold out.
09:01So as the man in the crowd, what was that?
09:03What, what, what, what?
09:04Man, there was a couple seats at the top of the world.
09:05No, it was, it was like, it was sold out.
09:07What's the capacity?
09:0863.
09:09If you want, if you want to do it as max, it's like 67.
09:12Yeah.
09:12If it was, it was 60, I'd say it was probably about 50.
09:15Maybe 50, just over.
09:16So as a top rafters.
09:17Now cyber match.
09:18Yeah.
09:18The top, yeah, the very top.
09:19The top rafters might've had a, a couple of games.
09:22The cyber match, yeah.
09:24Tobi, how's your, how's your leg?
09:25Yeah.
09:26How was it for you?
09:26Watching you run was the funniest shit.
09:28Bro, you could see me holding back.
09:29The gazelle run.
09:29It's the funniest shit.
09:30You run like an ostrich, bro.
09:33It's the funniest thing.
09:34I mean, I survived the 10 minutes I was on.
09:37I think they, they wanted to put me on second half.
09:39And I said to them, like, give me five minutes.
09:41They gave me 25 minutes, 30 minutes off before.
09:44So you had 15 on.
09:46I think.
09:46I think just about.
09:47That's what Mark takes to me.
09:48So you're saying the rest of the world would've won
09:49if it weren't for them pesky French.
09:51Listen.
09:52Bro, you would've had a field day if you were fit.
09:55Yeah.
09:55You would've.
09:56Run, run rings on it.
09:57Yeah.
09:57Cause the fact that I even got that many chances
09:59or like could make chances.
10:01I would've had so much fun.
10:02Yeah.
10:02But like you were still sprinting past people
10:04and you clearly weren't running properly.
10:05Yeah.
10:05Who came up to me?
10:06Olly Murs came up to me at the end of the game.
10:08He was like, you're so fucking fast.
10:09And I was like, I can't run.
10:10I didn't move.
10:11I didn't move.
10:12He said, I know.
10:13I'm scared.
10:14Yeah.
10:14But actually first thing that happened when I went
10:16on the pitch was actually clashed heads with him.
10:18Like his, his jaw just went into the side of my head.
10:21He, he, when he, when he come on, I think they
10:23was going to put him on my side.
10:25Uh, so I see him getting ready to take his bib off.
10:27And I was like, you know, I might come on.
10:28And he went money.
10:29He said, please.
10:30No.
10:31Cause me and Tom had like a decent battle.
10:34He was like, no, no, no, please.
10:35I don't know.
10:35He went your side.
10:36And I was like, see you bro.
10:38Yeah.
10:38You and Tom were going at it.
10:40Going at it.
10:40Big battle.
10:41And who else?
10:42What's his name?
10:43Penitentiary Tom.
10:45Welcome to the Zynga Penitentiary.
10:47You know, the dog on the leash.
10:50The one of him, the, the other posts.
10:52Yeah.
10:53What's his name?
10:54Owen from adolescence.
10:5616 years old.
10:57He was.
10:57He was, he's a good player.
11:00He's a good player.
11:00Even in training.
11:01Yeah.
11:01You can tell he's got a bit, but, um, yeah.
11:04He just didn't give a pen.
11:05Cause he's, he's 16 years old.
11:07The funniest player to watch was Nitro.
11:10Oh, Usain was killing me bro.
11:13He's such a great guy.
11:15He's played right wing.
11:16Yeah.
11:17One of the fastest people I've ever witnessed on a football game.
11:19But he forgets the ball.
11:21So he'll, he, the ball comes near him.
11:23He runs past him bro.
11:23And he boots it, sprints, and he overtakes everyone.
11:26And the ball.
11:26And the ball.
11:27You know when, you know when Sonic is going like, you know when you charge him up and he goes,
11:32Yeah.
11:32That's what he looks like.
11:33It's ridiculous.
11:34But then he forgets everything that's around him.
11:36There was that one mad heavy touch.
11:37I was like, oh, that's a heavy.
11:38Whoa.
11:38He's going to get there.
11:39Oh, he's gone past it.
11:40Yeah.
11:41Usain was killing me at half time.
11:43He said, what the fuck?
11:44He said, this guy's telling me, put him right wing.
11:47He's good.
11:47He's good.
11:48He said, he forgot the ball.
11:49He said, he's so quick.
11:51He said, he's so quick.
11:52He forgot the ball.
11:53Did you tell them about who checked up on you when you was?
11:57Oh, yeah.
11:58Fuck it.
11:58I'll tell it.
11:59Me, Wayne, Danny Dyer, and a couple of us.
12:02We just stayed up until like 4am on the first night.
12:07Getting on it.
12:08We're having a great time.
12:09We're having a great time.
12:09I've thrown up.
12:10I've had it properly.
12:11I've done it properly.
12:13I go back to my room, but I pass out in my room.
12:16Everyone thinks I'm dead.
12:17I thought he was dead.
12:18So Wayne comes to check on me.
12:21He gets room key.
12:21He comes to check on me.
12:22And he says, mate, I could have done you last night.
12:24He said, I come in your room.
12:26You were sparked, mate.
12:29He was like, I could have done you proper.
12:32The fact that I've been like, just laying like that is so funny, bro.
12:37So funny.
12:39I'll tell you, Wayne was class.
12:41Again, I play pro clubs with him.
12:43So like, there was that little bit.
12:44Yeah.
12:45Like familiarity.
12:46Yeah.
12:46But like in person, it's so, so funny.
12:49He seems like the one that came into soccer.
12:51Cause he played last year.
12:52He sounds like the one that came in that bridged it between the footballers and YouTubers.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Yeah.
12:57Yeah.
12:57Cause it always felt like when chunks did it.
12:59Obviously chunks.
13:00Chunks is very good at talking to me.
13:02So he kind of get on with people, but everyone else always seemed like a little bit clicky.
13:07Yeah.
13:07I still think Wayne's one of the more quiet ones.
13:09He kind of keeps himself to himself.
13:11He is.
13:11If he's comfortable with you, he'll kind of open up.
13:14Yeah.
13:14But every single person there is just going to respect whatever he says.
13:17True.
13:17Yeah.
13:17All the celebrities, all the YouTubers, all the footballers.
13:20They're all going to go.
13:21Yeah.
13:22And I steam through him, bro.
13:23In the corner.
13:24In the corner.
13:25And I got up and I started screaming at the crowd.
13:29Everyone went.
13:31I was laughing with her.
13:32I said, I had to do it.
13:33He said, I knew you were doing it anyway.
13:34He's like, I just waited.
13:36I had to do it, man.
13:37There's never again.
13:38Am I going to get an opportunity to like steam through Wayne Rooney.
13:41The rest said it.
13:42She was like, do you enjoy that?
13:43I said, by the way, I did get the ball.
13:46Yeah.
13:46Just, I'm the man.
13:48Yeah.
13:49It's a good, good laugh, man.
13:50Yeah.
13:50So we talked about doing Sidemen charity match in Australia.
13:54Do you think there's room for Sidemen V celebrities?
13:58I think so.
13:59I'd do it, bro.
14:00And again, even, not even the ex pros in this camp, but the celebrities, they were all
14:04so fun.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Those were so fun, man.
14:08And they're, they're all like really open to what we do and shit.
14:12Like they're like, what you lot do is insane.
14:14So.
14:15Also at England, France, I felt very bad for Skepta.
14:19Yeah.
14:19Because he wanted to play ball.
14:21Yeah.
14:22And the level of that match just meant that.
14:25Yeah.
14:25You can play a bit.
14:26Yeah.
14:27He's good.
14:27That's the thing.
14:28But they were playing Kingsley.
14:31Yeah.
14:31Like, and I just felt like that annoyed me.
14:33Cause I was like, like him playing and doing stuff would have been clips and like entertainment.
14:37Yeah.
14:38And like, he wasn't able to because of the setup of that match.
14:41But there is like a world where, yeah, we get the right.
14:44Yeah.
14:45To me, there's, there's three options.
14:46There's.
14:48Australia.
14:48And we just do sidemen.
14:49Yeah.
14:51Sidemen the America.
14:52So we do like the.
14:53That would be.
14:54Core is the core of the team.
14:55Yeah.
14:56Cause you can get good enough players with like the likes of Marlon.
14:58Who are the best players in America?
14:59You got Marlon.
15:00You got Jinx.
15:00I mean, he's Swedish, but we can allow him.
15:02Yeah.
15:03We'll let him off.
15:04Who else they got?
15:07There might be.
15:08Morgan's all right.
15:09Mark.
15:09David Dobrik.
15:10Mark.
15:11David Dobrik.
15:12I haven't seen him play, but David Dobrik potentially.
15:14He's unreal.
15:14Can you kick tennis?
15:16He, he, he's one of the ones where all I've ever watched him do is keep you ups and he's
15:19good at it.
15:20So I don't know if he could play a match, but essentially.
15:22With enough training.
15:23Yeah.
15:23Wisdom K.
15:24Noah Beck.
15:25Noah Beck.
15:26Like.
15:28I genuinely.
15:29For me, it would go.
15:30Yeah.
15:30Sidemen versus USA is top.
15:33Okay.
15:33I think that's the top one.
15:34If we did that in America as well, with the right people, I think also we could sell
15:37a big stadium.
15:39Even.
15:39Well, one thing I will say about PSG was 40.
15:42It's less than London stadium.
15:43Right?
15:43Atmosphere was unreal.
15:44I like the.
15:46I mean, he wants to do a smaller thing.
15:48I'd happily do like.
15:49Yeah.
15:49A closer intimate one.
15:51Cause it's so much more fun.
15:52Yeah.
15:52Like you, you feel so much more.
15:54Even yesterday.
15:55I said to you.
15:55Um, the barn said, uh, he's like, bro, whenever you got the ball, did a tackle.
15:59He said, uh, it was really loud.
16:01And I was like, you, but you don't even hear it.
16:02Yeah.
16:03But then at PSG, you heard everything.
16:05Paris friend.
16:06Yeah.
16:07That was great.
16:07They're just loud in general.
16:09I just think there's, there's a nice intimacy of being like, right.
16:12For sure.
16:13For sure.
16:13Yeah.
16:13Paris fans are just mental.
16:14They win and they just go set it on fire.
16:18Right.
16:19Like we won.
16:20Insane.
16:20Yeah.
16:20Even when they scored that pen in the final, the flares went up instantly.
16:23Yeah.
16:24I had to go back.
16:25Do they have those flares before?
16:26Like what?
16:27Yeah.
16:28I'd like that.
16:29Australia, I think is more like a pipe dream.
16:33No, I just think it's such a big ask.
16:35That atmosphere would go nutty though.
16:37For who?
16:37For the country for us, I think.
16:39Just in general.
16:41Yeah.
16:41But would you do that like Sidemen versus Australia?
16:43Lucky and Lay's are going to need the team, bruh.
16:45No.
16:45What team are you putting together?
16:46No, not versus.
16:47It has to be Sidemen.
16:48No, Sidemen for YouTube All Stars.
16:49And like everyone on the West Coast is like that.
16:50Because then you've got to rely on so many people flying to Australia as well.
16:53Yeah.
16:53But I reckon, I have no idea if this trip like this would happen, but I think Australia
16:58would fund a lot of it.
17:00Just to get people over there.
17:02Like they're never going to get that many creators in their country at once.
17:05Ever.
17:06Yeah.
17:06So maybe.
17:07And also from the West Coast, it's like almost the same as a London flight.
17:11From LA to London, LA to Australia, it's like a few hours more.
17:16So you're saying it's a pipe dream doing it against Australian creators, not the event
17:20in general?
17:21No.
17:22It's possible, but I think there's so much legwork to be done.
17:25I just think compared to USA, I think we could get a stadium and the creators in USA.
17:30And generally, I think if we were to say from 1st of June, I think we could have the
17:33plans, blueprint, everything set up by the 1st of July.
17:37I don't think it takes that much.
17:38Whereas this Australia thing, I think it's hard.
17:40Logistically, because we have to go there again.
17:42I think that's why I say it's a pipe dream.
17:44Because it's one of them ones where like, there's so much work that has to be put into
17:47it.
17:47From what I've heard, people on the Australia side have been like reaching out to try
17:51and do a football game out there for a long time.
17:53Like they say they're ready.
17:55They got the infrastructure and whatnot.
17:56Right.
17:57Well, those are the three options.
17:58UK, USA.
17:59Comments.
18:00Which do you want?
18:01An Australian match.
18:02Or a celebrity match.
18:04How many football games?
18:05Yes.
18:06I mean, having three games in the space of two months has been cool.
18:10Especially the World Cup coming up.
18:11The second one just, regardless of the game actually happening, even before it, it just
18:16didn't feel like there was that hype.
18:18And everyone said, oh, it seems weird that the sidemen just haven't promoted it that much.
18:21I know, but we still streamed it.
18:24Just, I think everyone's-
18:25It weren't much promotion.
18:25We could have done better.
18:26It really wasn't.
18:27We could have done better.
18:27But you really like, after the charity match, you get this down period of fire.
18:31Yeah.
18:33I, even though I play pretty much every Sunday throughout the season.
18:38Yeah.
18:38So it's like, what?
18:39Three, four games a month.
18:41Yeah.
18:43Three games on proper pitches, dark for my body.
18:47My body, bro.
18:48You do a lot of running.
18:50I do do a lot of running.
18:51But my, bro, this morning, getting out of bed.
18:55Oh man, bits.
18:56Did you ice bath?
18:57No.
18:57I did a cold bath at home.
18:59And then I got in my leg boots.
19:01But like, bro, this is horrid of what I'm feeling.
19:05Coming up these steps to do this podcast now.
19:07It's like raising.
19:08It's like this pinching in here.
19:09Oh, you got to squash it.
19:11Yeah.
19:11Oh, TFL, mate.
19:13Yeah.
19:14It's a-
19:14I'll get around.
19:15I matched my most amount of touches in the game though.
19:18The side bend game.
19:20First one at Wembley where I was not throwing up everywhere.
19:23Yeah.
19:23I got 58.
19:24I got 58 in that game as well.
19:26It's almost as many as I got in England.
19:27France, I got zero.
19:30No, but you come with that energy, bro.
19:31You shouldn't say-
19:32I see you darting about, bro, when you was on.
19:34You were darting, bro.
19:36Fuck.
19:36Did I tell you?
19:37I dragged one of the players out of the box.
19:39I saw-
19:39He was-
19:40He was walking to me, marking me.
19:42So I thought, how far can I walk out of the box?
19:45And I walked 20 metres out of the box.
19:46Football knowledge.
19:47And then Chris played it short and he looked at me.
19:49He's like, why the fuck did you walk out 20 metres from the box?
19:53That was my only contribution to that game.
19:56Listen, off the ball is important.
19:57Exactly.
19:58Done well.
19:58But this guy was looking at me and he's like, what are you up to?
20:01Yeah.
20:01You're some winger they brought on second half.
20:03Yeah.
20:04I'm walking away knowing I'm going to do nothing.
20:06Well, it is another football thing, but-
20:09Champions League final.
20:09Champions League final, yep.
20:11Arsenal lost.
20:11The arse.
20:12The arse.
20:14To be honest, they didn't even-
20:15I do-
20:16They didn't bottle it.
20:17I will say that.
20:18I think they get a lot of grit for bottling shit.
20:21But what I will say is they are just fucking vermin.
20:24They are vermin.
20:25One nil up in five minutes.
20:26Dead game.
20:27From the 20th minute, I'm looking and there's nine people in the box and then the other two
20:32just in front of it.
20:33Yeah.
20:34It's vile.
20:35That was the worst thing that could have happened to that game.
20:37It is vile.
20:38It's weird because it's-
20:39It was such a dead game.
20:41It was horrid.
20:42But it's the first one since like 2018 that both teams have scored.
20:45Really?
20:46And the other ones are just like-
20:47Something nil.
20:47Something like that.
20:48Yeah.
20:49It was-
20:51I just think PSG.
20:53PSG.
20:53I'm excited for PSG because since Real Madrid, there's not really been people that go back
20:59to back and then potentially go for another.
21:00So I'm excited to see like, oh, are they actually just gonna-
21:03Dominate for a little bit.
21:04Take Europe for a bit.
21:05Did they get the last one as well?
21:06Yeah.
21:07So this is their second.
21:08The last one was their first Champions League.
21:10Inter Milan.
21:11Yeah.
21:11And that was their first Champions League.
21:13It was their first one.
21:13So now they've done back to back.
21:15It's also nice to see them do it like almost immediately after selling Messi and Mbappe and
21:21Neymar.
21:22Yeah.
21:22Like you get rid of all the massive players and you win.
21:25Their challenge is going to be keeping hold of like Kovac and all them people.
21:28I know that they're money backed and like they have a lot of cash, but it's a case
21:32of like, do them players want to play Toulouse every week and like, do you know what
21:37I mean?
21:37Yeah.
21:37It's like that.
21:38I know you're playing Champions League.
21:39Same time.
21:39No, like, oh, I'm basically guaranteed to win the league every year.
21:43Good money.
21:43I can ask for whatever money I want.
21:45Yeah.
21:45And I've won the Champions League.
21:47Yeah.
21:47No, it's a great deal being over there.
21:49But again, like, I think some players have that sort of like, I want to go Prem, don't
21:53I?
21:53Yeah.
21:53I want to play against.
21:55All around Madrid.
21:56Yeah.
21:57Yeah.
21:57So it'll be interesting to see if they do keep hold of like their key players like
22:01that.
22:01I think, I don't think Dembele will go anywhere.
22:03Yeah.
22:03The Prem still has this allure.
22:04Yeah.
22:05It's fading slightly, but yes.
22:07I just deeped it.
22:08Now, as you said that, like, do people really care about going to the Prem like that?
22:11Yeah, I think, I think so.
22:13It's the fact that like some of these players could have shit games against a Brentford or
22:18something like that.
22:19Like the level is, this is why the Conference League, I don't think any other team apart
22:24from the English team is going to win it now.
22:25Europa League, I think it's going to be an English team every time.
22:28I think the tier, this is what I was trying to say, Soccer Raiders, like the tier one clubs
22:32that are in the Champions League, I think PSG could do it.
22:34Bayern could do it.
22:35Other people could do it.
22:36But the minute you drop down to that second level, your Brentfords and Bournemouth will
22:40beat the majority of like St. Etienne's and other-
22:43Who did Palace play in the final?
22:44They played-
22:46What's their name?
22:47No, Villa played Freiburg.
22:48And that was just-
22:49Palace like played some-
22:51Yeah, it was-
22:52It was just crap, was it?
22:53But like, I'd back the Leeds to beat that team, right?
22:56Yeah.
22:57And that means, you're saying that a team who just fought for relegation could win the
23:01Conference.
23:02That means the other leagues.
23:04Right.
23:04Raya Valakana.
23:06Raya Valakana are like-
23:08I'd back Leeds against them.
23:10It's Valakana.
23:10And it's just because there's so much more money in English football.
23:13So they-
23:14That.
23:14They just-
23:15But also just the academies.
23:17Better talent.
23:18All the-
23:18Yeah, all the kids that come through are just, I think, better.
23:21They get put in a young-
23:22Like, they're just more talented.
23:24Yeah.
23:24It's a more developed season.
23:25Yeah.
23:26It's just a monopoly as well.
23:27Yes.
23:27Like, you go to like Spain and it's-
23:29Barca Rio.
23:30Barca Rio.
23:31And it's like, yeah, you might have the Atletico or whatever, but normally, like,
23:34didn't Girona-
23:35Girona-
23:36Girona are owned by City Group.
23:37So they came like second or third last year?
23:39Yeah.
23:39Or something like, oh, they won it or I don't know.
23:41But then they ended up coming like 18th this season.
23:43Yeah.
23:44And that's because they're part of City Group that just-
23:47Yeah.
23:47Yeah.
23:47Shifter players to where they want them to be.
23:48It's like, it's like racing balls.
23:52Yeah.
23:52Pretty much.
23:53Yeah.
23:54That's genuinely a thing.
23:55In football now, there's multi-club ownership, which is-
23:58Yeah, it's bad.
23:58Yeah.
23:59It's sort of fucking things up.
24:00But I just don't see a world where the Conference League isn't won by an English club.
24:05It just won't be when, it'll be an English team just messes up.
24:08Yeah.
24:08Like, it'll be like a Palace lose to some random team.
24:11Yeah.
24:11But I just, and that's what I mean, that's why I do think like, everyone else will look
24:16at it and think, yeah, the Premier League is still the place to be.
24:18Because like, if you want games-
24:21Yeah.
24:21You could look shit against Bournemouth very easily.
24:23You could look shit against Brentford very easily.
24:26So, yeah.
24:27I think that it's just the actual level is higher still, bar the top two teams in Germany, France.
24:34Yeah.
24:35Yeah.
24:35The level's still higher.
24:37But hey, that's enough football chat.
24:38Yeah.
24:39What else is there?
24:40I see a clip of you matching it up somewhere.
24:43Yeah.
24:44Yeah.
24:44Little shortage.
24:45Shortage!
24:46Back to back with-
24:47What time was it?
24:48You know, it was an early one.
24:49Really?
24:50Which was sick.
24:50Yeah.
24:51What's early?
24:52I love a DJ going, yeah, it was a fucking early one.
24:54It was just amazing.
24:55No, no, it was like, yeah.
24:56I love it.
24:56But what is early?
24:59So, Badger played his set was from 9pm to 11pm.
25:02Oh, fuck yeah.
25:03Yeah.
25:03You get home and get in bed.
25:05Yeah.
25:05Genuinely, I finished my set.
25:07I got in the cab, went home and went to bed.
25:08I love the thought of DJing, right?
25:10And I rate you for doing it.
25:12Cause like, but the only thing-
25:13For hours bro.
25:13I could not get up and start at 2 or 3am.
25:17Yeah.
25:17Fuck that.
25:18It is crazy.
25:19Cause like back in the day, my life would be like, yeah, I'm ready to go.
25:22And like some of these days, that's why the sunglasses are in.
25:26Because you'll see me jetlagged at some of these shows.
25:28And I'm like, if I smile with sunglasses on, you know, I'm gonna see it in my eyes.
25:34I'd be afraid that I was fucking shit up though.
25:36I'd be like, knackered like, am I even twisting my shit right now bro?
25:42That's a good question about your DJing.
25:44And I mean, no disrespect to this.
25:47He's going to say, why are you shit?
25:50Like when you're performing generally, how much is actual doing stuff on the fly?
25:55It says you only push one button.
25:59Different DJs do different things.
26:00Some are faking it.
26:00Some are generally doing it.
26:01Like what, when you're on the decks, what are you actually kind of, kind of physically doing on there?
26:06It's a lot of, it's more and more.
26:08So when I first started, I would have to like kind of practice everything.
26:12Like I'm doing like a music performance.
26:15But then as I've like got more experience doing it and trying different things and like DJing with other people.
26:21And they're playing stuff that I don't know.
26:22Now it's at a point of, I'll have like a big folder.
26:25So I'll walk into a set with a folder and it's like, here's 60 songs I want to play.
26:30I've got some chill stuff to kind of open up.
26:33I've got some, you know, higher BPM stuff.
26:36I've got some like drum and bass here.
26:38If people are going crazy.
26:40So I want to go bring it up at that point.
26:42And then if I play a bunch of that and I'm like, okay, people aren't enjoying this now.
26:46It's been two songs and they're looking bored.
26:48Then I'll change it up.
26:50So it's pretty, the selection's pretty reactive.
26:52Now I just walk in with a big preparation of things that I know I want to play.
26:57That USB stick.
26:58The USB stick.
27:00Like technically it's not super, super difficult just to mix clean.
27:04Yeah.
27:05I'm not there doing tricks and scratching and all that kind of stuff.
27:08Tricks on it.
27:10And do you prefer to have like someone hyping you up there?
27:13Or do you just like to be on your own kind of doing it?
27:15I mean, usually it's just me.
27:17Yeah.
27:17And I also feel like, especially when I'm doing my own shows.
27:20It's like people are like Sidemen fans are fans of me.
27:23So I want to be the one on the mic.
27:24I don't want to have like an MC or the drummer bass guys.
27:26It does look sick though.
27:28I get jealous.
27:29When they got the MC on the side.
27:33Everybody go, go.
27:34JJ was a good hype man.
27:36Yeah.
27:36I'm a DJ set.
27:37But I think it's nice to have, but also I think it's important if you're like, you're
27:42just a producer and you're just a DJ and that is your like pure skill.
27:46It's nice to have someone else doing it.
27:47But I feel like I try and do a bit.
27:49Look, you want to leave it.
27:50I'm just fucking good.
27:51I promise.
27:52I promise you.
27:53How's the World Cup song doing?
27:55Yeah.
27:56It's moving.
27:57People are vibing it.
27:58Come on.
27:58It's good, you know.
27:59I like it.
28:00Come on.
28:00It's out of nowhere, mate.
28:01What is the official?
28:03Like, what was the official one?
28:04Who got it?
28:05No, someone got the official.
28:06Was it Shakira?
28:07Who decides who gets the official song?
28:08Someone got it.
28:09Oh no, it's Jelly Roll.
28:10That was it.
28:11Jelly Roll.
28:12No one likes that.
28:12What's Jelly Roll?
28:13You know Jelly Roll.
28:14What's a Jelly Roll?
28:15The guy, Jelly Roll.
28:17I don't really know what Jelly Roll is.
28:18I don't know what Jelly Roll is.
28:18You'll know what Jelly Roll is.
28:19I don't know what Jelly Roll is.
28:21Back to Marococo.
28:22No, no, no.
28:23You'll know.
28:23It sounds like a snack.
28:25I mean, that is a Jelly Roll piece.
28:27He's country.
28:28Is that like a jam guy?
28:28He's like a country, but also a rapper.
28:31Okay.
28:32But the World Cup song is a, it has like country vibes.
28:37So it's like, it will do well in America.
28:39Yeah.
28:40Someone got it, yeah.
28:41Um, no, Vic, give it Vic Star.
28:44Give it Vic Star's tune.
28:45When did you decide you wanted to do that?
28:47It was like, like a few weeks ago.
28:50And it was just realizing that no one actually, no one actually.
28:54Yeah.
28:54And you know, it's the one that everyone, I feel like the football song everyone loves
28:58is the Zara Larsen, David Guetta one.
29:00Yeah.
29:01Yeah.
29:02What song is that?
29:03Um, we're in this together.
29:08Yeah.
29:12You don't, you don't know that one.
29:14You'll know it.
29:15You'll know it.
29:16You'll know it.
29:17You'll know it.
29:17This one.
29:18I mean, I think the biggest song is the Waka Waka.
29:19This one?
29:20In terms of like, kind of inspiration.
29:23Waka Waka Waka.
29:24Waka Waka Waka.
29:25Waka Waka Waka.
29:26That's the best.
29:27Yeah.
29:27Waving flag was the GOAT.
29:29Did this one?
29:31Yeah.
29:32But it's like, it's uplifting.
29:36It's like, you can get hope and they drop.
29:38You know this one.
29:39Yeah.
29:39Yeah.
29:39Yeah.
29:40Um, sorry.
29:41I don't look at song names or artists.
29:43No, I don't.
29:44I don't.
29:44I only know the...
29:46I've heard the melody there.
29:47Oh yeah.
29:48I recognize that.
29:48You ever heard this song?
30:00I've heard it before, yeah.
30:01I've never heard this song.
30:02That was Jelly Roll's like, biggest song.
30:03Fair.
30:03I've heard it before.
30:04I mean, America's just a whole...
30:05Yeah.
30:06Whole, whole, whole place.
30:08I think it's him and a DJ.
30:09It's gigantic.
30:10That's why.
30:10I think it's him and a DJ.
30:11Yeah.
30:11I think it's him and a DJ.
30:13It's the World Cup song.
30:13The World Cup, yeah.
30:14We're excited for our America trip.
30:16Same.
30:16I'm actually really excited for it.
30:18Although, the two, like, two of them.
30:19One of the biggest videos we've planned aren't happening.
30:21Four and three.
30:22What?
30:23Two of the big videos we had aren't...
30:24The ones that involve other people aren't happening.
30:27So we do need to have a meeting at some point.
30:29We'll figure it out.
30:30World Cup would be cool though.
30:31Well, that's what I'm saying.
30:32World Cup should be cool.
30:34We've been to World Cup before.
30:34You went to one of the games.
30:35You went to Euros, didn't you?
30:36Euros.
30:37I've never been to a Euros game.
30:38Went to a World Cup game.
30:39So, first for me.
30:41Classmate.
30:42When you get into two.
30:43True say.
30:44Also, I feel like in America, like, it's just...
30:46Everything, everything's just mental in America.
30:48We did the sweepstakes, didn't we?
30:49Who did you get in the sweepstakes?
30:51Oh my god.
30:51Well, I set up a...
30:53I think I had Portugal.
30:53I set up a sweepstakes for everyone.
30:55We might need to assign you a couple of teams,
30:57because you weren't in the chat that way.
30:58I was going to say that...
30:59We're all gone though, aren't we?
31:00Yeah.
31:01I'm getting...
31:02We can give you something.
31:04No, there was three left over.
31:05There was three left over.
31:06You can have...
31:06I think there was a good one in there.
31:07The only one I care about is Portugal.
31:09Yeah?
31:09Alright, nice.
31:09Because I couldn't have a shot.
31:10Yeah.
31:12Toby's looking nice.
31:13Pick this, bro.
31:14We've got England.
31:16Freezy.
31:17But yeah, Toby's looking nice.
31:19But I've also...
31:19I set it up as like a way of like...
31:22Even though some people would be in America,
31:24some people would be back home.
31:25Even if there's like...
31:26Our teams are playing each other,
31:27we can just all have a bet, laugh, whatever the case is.
31:29Some people don't want to bet on their team.
31:31Trust me, bro.
31:32What was it, Josh?
31:33We had to redraw it.
31:35Josh got ruined.
31:36Josh had two potential winners in his original.
31:40So I've got Spain, USA, Jordan, Croatia, Senegal.
31:44So I've actually got four stronger.
31:46I'm like, I don't want Jordan.
31:46But I've got four strong teams.
31:48I haven't written down that.
31:49Spain.
31:50Spain, yeah.
31:51But if your mail does it,
31:54anyone that wants my trading cards, speak to me.
31:57I've got a few of you guys.
32:00Oh, man.
32:01I'm addicted.
32:02Yeah.
32:02Sorry.
32:04Yeah.
32:04No, but I am...
32:05Yeah, I'm excited to see,
32:06because the thing that cracks me up is like,
32:08when they do Formula One in America,
32:10it's just hilariously over the top.
32:12Yeah.
32:13I'm like, what are they going to do around this world card?
32:15Oh, this is shit football chat again, Vic.
32:17But I'm sorry.
32:18Have you seen the videos of them?
32:19The Senegal team are training in one of the stadiums at the minute.
32:22Oh my God.
32:22And they're trying to make sense that they're throwing the ball in the air, bro.
32:24The ball bounces once and it just sits.
32:27There's no bounce.
32:28Because all the stadiums are like NFL stadiums.
32:31Yeah.
32:32There's no bounce, bro.
32:33And the team are training and they're kicking the ball up.
32:36And it just sits.
32:36So imagine playing on a waterlogged pitch where it just doesn't throw.
32:38Yeah.
32:38But why?
32:39Because it's like that much turf and then it's just plastic.
32:42I saw videos of them on turf.
32:43They're all retractable.
32:44Yeah.
32:44But it's like that much turf.
32:46Mad.
32:46But there's going to be, I think there's going to be dodgy football, but like injuries.
32:52There's going to be, I think there's going to be a lot of injuries.
32:54So if the turf's anything.
32:55Yeah.
32:55And I also, I also think again, like as a player, like I was saying, if someone pinged
32:59you a ball and you're running onto it, you sort of, your brain knows how it should
33:04react.
33:05Yeah.
33:05And it's just not going to do that.
33:07So it's not going to do that at all.
33:09The whole thing could be real dodgy.
33:10I think there's going to be a lot of Jabalani all over again.
33:12Yeah.
33:13I think there's going to be a lot of crap.
33:14But then one thing I raised is like the consistency across these grounds.
33:18So like, yeah, you might play in Dallas where it don't bounce, but then you might go to LA.
33:23Some of them plastic.
33:24They put a modifier on.
33:25They put a randomizer on the pitch.
33:27It's going to, it's going to be, I think it's going to be really.
33:30Rocket league modifiers on the ball bro.
33:31And also it's just so hot.
33:33It's going to be really intriguing to see who actually does well.
33:35I think, I think we might have a, dare I say it, a surprise winner.
33:39Don't say that one over France.
33:41I think we could have a surprise winner.
33:44Yeah.
33:44I think the trip we're going to do is going to be, it's going to be fun.
33:47Yeah.
33:48And now we've got our visas.
33:50Oh yeah.
33:51Yeah.
33:51America.
33:52I'm a, I'm a fucking talented alien.
33:55I'm a talented alien.
33:56This man is a top, top one of the top aliens.
33:59Top alien bro.
34:00Extraordinary ability.
34:01Yeah.
34:01Extraordinary ability.
34:02Yeah.
34:02Come on.
34:03Extraordinary ability.
34:04You're looking at an extraordinary alien right here, bro.
34:07And I'm coming.
34:08That's probably one downside to doing charity match in America.
34:11The process time to getting all the visas sorted.
34:14Cause that's so long.
34:16Fuck yeah.
34:16What do you need for that?
34:17No, they're not working.
34:19No, but they're not working.
34:20It takes so long.
34:20But they're not working.
34:21A performance is different.
34:22Cause I tried to get a visa to DJ in America unpaid.
34:26Yeah.
34:26And they, and the venue wouldn't sign off because they said, you're effectively doing a performance
34:30and you need a, something that covers a performance visa for that.
34:34The game's not a performance though.
34:35It's like, there's blurred lines really.
34:37I don't know.
34:38I think, I think.
34:39It's like you at soccer.
34:40It's not performance.
34:41There's no way football players have, they got the whole team on a visa.
34:46Like you at soccer.
34:47They won't have four minutes a year.
34:50Hopefully it's not.
34:51Yeah.
34:52I don't, I don't.
34:53Not for you.
34:55I don't know.
34:55But if we put it on, we're doing the work.
34:58I think it's fine.
34:58We need one.
34:59Yeah.
35:00Yeah.
35:00Yeah.
35:00Like people that are just coming onto the picture and fucking going home.
35:03But I think also like, if we know it's happening, we can get all that sorted.
35:06Yeah.
35:06Regardless.
35:07I need a couple more aliens, America.
35:10Couple more aliens inbound.
35:11Some more aliens on my guest list.
35:12People in the, the passport like offices are just like, ah, like Chris MD.
35:17Nah, we will get rid of him.
35:18So they don't have a good plan.
35:19Yeah.
35:21Yeah.
35:21It's, it's spiked.
35:22Danny Aarons, you can have one.
35:23Yeah.
35:25It would be funny.
35:26I love Danny.
35:26I'm sorry.
35:27Uh, yeah.
35:29Yeah.
35:29I recently did something really cool.
35:33And it's not soccer, right?
35:34Oh, I went to the darts.
35:36Oh, you did.
35:37I went to the premier league of darts final night, which is two semifinals and a final.
35:42And I filmed an episode of side hustle.
35:44So you guys, side hustle is a series that we do here on side plus where we take on different
35:51jobs.
35:52Okay.
35:52So job, my job big stuff was to become a darts commentator.
35:58And by the way, I had a great co.
36:01It was pie face.
36:02Me and pie face.
36:04Learned to have to commentate on the darts and commentated.
36:07Luke lit the semifinal.
36:08Are you the commentator that's like a desk or are you the one that stands next to the
36:15board?
36:15No, no.
36:16We're in a booth next to the stage.
36:18We got the live feed up everything fully commentating.
36:22No, it was insane.
36:23They taught you.
36:24We had Wayne Mardle.
36:26Wayne Mardle was like the guy.
36:28He's the guy of darts commentating.
36:30I can't spike.
36:32That's Wayne Mardle.
36:33You've seen the clip.
36:34You can't what?
36:35Yeah.
36:36You've seen the clip.
36:37You've seen the clip.
36:38I can't spike.
36:39It's just his accent.
36:40Yeah, she can't.
36:42He's not bad.
36:43So then you were, where were you commentating?
36:47On the side of the...
36:48No, no, no.
36:48But like, was it TV?
36:50In the O2.
36:50In the O2.
36:51So for people in the audience.
36:54Yeah.
36:54Who's hearing you?
36:55Commentary is just alternate commentary for side class.
36:58We weren't on Sky Sports right now.
36:59But I said to the boys, I said, when you hear what we did in there, I'm going to get
37:04a call.
37:04Can we send this off as like an audition tape to Sky Sports?
37:07I think I'm going to get a call, mate.
37:08I'm not joking.
37:09Would you get stuck in on that?
37:11Doing some golf?
37:12Golf?
37:12Golf?
37:13Do you do that as well?
37:14Golf?
37:14I would be open to it.
37:16It was a fucking great laugh.
37:17What would be your top three sports to commentate?
37:21One, two, and three?
37:22Because you like all the sports.
37:23Yes.
37:24I actually would say football would probably be my last.
37:29I think football would be third, actually.
37:31I enjoy boxing.
37:32Yeah.
37:33I enjoy boxing.
37:33And darts.
37:34I think it would be...
37:35You wouldn't want a little calm golf session?
37:38Nah, I wouldn't be.
37:39I'm not calm enough for that.
37:39I ain't got calm enough energy, bro.
37:40I enjoy that.
37:41He'll be on his phone while they're taking it.
37:43Yeah, I enjoy too much going on, like...
37:45It's a boxing, darts, football.
37:47Yeah.
37:48Yeah.
37:48Football, I see you as more of a pundit than a commentator.
37:50Yeah, but I could pundit.
37:51I could pundit football, but I don't think I could commentate.
37:54Yeah.
37:55Isn't that funny that you guys have created like a new route to punditry?
37:58Usually it's like ex-football players.
38:01And now it's like YouTubers can just enter that pipeline because...
38:06What do you mean you guys have created?
38:07You could do it.
38:08You could do it.
38:08I could not do it.
38:10Theoretically I could, but I would not.
38:12What sports do you like?
38:13Even esports, you could come.
38:14Yeah?
38:15You could come esports.
38:16Yeah.
38:17Get me on a Dota 2 card.
38:18Fuck yeah, you could come esports, bro.
38:21No, but I'm actually quite bad at the game.
38:23Yeah.
38:23Do you know what is, even like at the half interval and that, I put the headphones off
38:27and I was like, Pie mate, I genuinely think we're fucking cooking it.
38:30Cause like the, again, cause I've played loads of clubs with him, whatever.
38:34We know naturally when someone's going to riff off something, whatever.
38:37Like Pie's really into his darts.
38:39So he knows what he's talking about.
38:40I'm into it.
38:41I get bits and pieces.
38:42I can riff off him.
38:42So it was actually good.
38:43He was in there the whole time.
38:45He was in the booth with us, like filming.
38:47What did you think?
38:48Yeah.
38:48I agree.
38:49It was meant to us that like, so you've got the main stage in the middle.
38:52On the left hand side is Skye.
38:53On the other side, it's just us.
38:56And Pie and Ethan, there's a glass in front of us and you could just see the entire crowd.
39:01So they can see you guys commentating.
39:04Just like, ah, it goes crazy.
39:06Ah, drink, drink.
39:07We was getting the water down there.
39:08Drink, drink, drink, drink.
39:09Yeah, literally after the first two minutes straight away, it's just like, as if it was a
39:12normal thing.
39:13So cool.
39:14Do you know what?
39:15But Pie came to my DJ set in Plymouth.
39:18Good man.
39:19In this random club in Plymouth.
39:20Love Pie.
39:21And he had this-
39:21He's a very supportive.
39:22He had his own crowd of people in front of the room.
39:25And he's just doing football charts with them.
39:28He's the best, man.
39:28I love Pie.
39:29And I'm so confused because I'm DJing.
39:32And they're doing football charts louder than the DJing.
39:35And then he started eating Chris and he's just handing out Chris.
39:38He's the best.
39:39Pie's a legend.
39:40Pie's a goat, man.
39:41But that was really, like, again, because I'd seen-
39:43But by the way, I was quite wary of this side hustle series.
39:46I didn't know when my time was going to come.
39:48So I see Harry and George go to the zoo.
39:50I know that some other people have got-
39:52Wait, what was their thing zookeeping?
39:53Yeah, the zoo kept.
39:55But I was like, I don't know if this is going to be good.
39:57And then when I got the thing saying, oh, we've got, like, access to-
40:00You've got to be a dark commentator.
40:01I was like, what the fuck?
40:02Yeah, can I change mine?
40:03Did you choose yours?
40:04You're doing-
40:05You're being a taxi driver with Danny Aarons.
40:07Yeah, I don't want to do that at all.
40:08Oh, please don't say that.
40:09Please don't say that.
40:10Please don't say that.
40:11Please don't say that.
40:11What am I supposed to be doing?
40:13Taxi driver.
40:13Okay, so what would you do instead?
40:15That was your idea to us.
40:16That definitely wasn't my idea.
40:17That was definitely your idea.
40:19Taxi driver is my nightmare.
40:21Any driving video in Sidemen, I was like, no.
40:24The way Ethan's described his made me wonder, like, oh, am I doing the right thing with Firefighter or shall
40:28I be going more, like, outbound?
40:30Yours definitely.
40:30Yours is going to be awesome.
40:32Oh.
40:33This is going to be awesome.
40:33That's a bit scary.
40:34Bro, it's going to be there with a circle.
40:36It's all cutting cars apart.
40:38Let's go.
40:39They're going to trick you.
40:41They're going to say Firefighter.
40:42You're actually a pole dancer.
40:43Firefighter was probably the first thing I ever wanted to-
40:45Don't do that.
40:45Firefighter was probably the first thing I ever wanted to do, like, as a kid, like, watching Fireman Sam.
40:49You know, they did, like, the fun fairs or the school fairs where the fire engine and police come in.
40:55You go in the car and try on the hat and turn on the lights and stuff.
40:58Yeah.
40:58That used to gas me up.
41:00Imagine, like, you see Tobe Jizzle coming to save you and he pulls his hammy.
41:04Tipped up towards the building.
41:06I don't pull my hammy in everyday activities.
41:10It's sprinting excessively.
41:11If you're trying to save my life from a fire-
41:13I'm not going to sprint excessively.
41:14I'll sprint appropriately.
41:16But I'm going to die.
41:17I need you at full speed.
41:19So we can brainstorm it then.
41:21Because your first idea we couldn't do, which was you and Danny to be postman for the day.
41:26What were you doing, bro?
41:27That was such a funny video.
41:29Yeah, you're going to go there, you're going to pick up your letters, you're going to post them.
41:32That was Danny's, like, dream.
41:34Royal Amell came back straight away and was like, no.
41:36No, no.
41:37So we looked into Amazon, DPD, they've all just said no.
41:40So we had to go to your backup idea.
41:41That's so funny.
41:42We'd just be sat in a car for every-
41:44We do what you ask me.
41:45I didn't ask for a taxi driver.
41:47That was funny.
41:48What would you want to do instead then?
41:49I don't know.
41:50His one sounded really fun.
41:51I had the time in my life.
41:52Yeah.
41:52I had a couple of beers whilst I was commentating.
41:55And then I went back to soccer aid.
41:57And you played a match as well.
41:58Yeah, I did play a match on stage out of nowhere.
42:00Ginger was meant to get there in time.
42:02So you were 13.
42:03Mate, I fucking-
42:04I beat Jack, mate, in a nine dart challenge on stage.
42:07That's the-
42:07That's big.
42:08Third time I've played on stage and I've won two of them.
42:11The only person I lost to was Russ Bray.
42:13He brought his own darts as well, didn't he?
42:14He did bring his own darts.
42:15Yeah, Jack had his shirt on, his own darts.
42:18I just got asked three minutes before, do you mind jumping in for Ginger?
42:21And I still won.
42:22Let's go.
42:23Jack, mate, I'll-
42:23You can't turn up in a shirt and lose.
42:27Mate, he said eat it afterwards.
42:29He went, never gonna live that down, you can't.
42:32Yeah.
42:33It's a good laugh though.
42:34I love the dance.
42:35Dance is always fun.
42:36If you could take over a radio station, you'd be a radio presenter.
42:39Why don't you try and be a professional footballer for the day, mate?
42:41Ooh.
42:42That'd be cool.
42:43Train like a pro.
42:44Do like a pro.
42:45Eat like a pro.
42:46Oh.
42:49All right, then.
42:50Trying to pick up jobs.
42:51Give us some jobs for Simon.
42:53Yeah, give us some jobs.
42:54Comment some jobs.
42:54Me and Danny, what can we do?
42:56Emergency responder.
42:58Lifeguard.
42:59Ooh, lifeguard.
43:00Lifeguard.
43:00Lifeguards don't do anything.
43:01They just sit in a chair.
43:03If Danny Aaron's lifeguard in your first responder, I'd just kill over him.
43:07Basically, anything where it's just sitting down for the whole thing just sounds kind of boring.
43:13Working in a bakery.
43:14Oh, you could bake.
43:15Trying to get them buns.
43:17You could bake, bro.
43:18How about you tell me stuff you like doing?
43:20Give me some steer.
43:21Let's plan this out now.
43:22Look, I'm a spitball.
43:23Spitball.
43:23Nah, we'll sort this after.
43:25I've got an idea.
43:26Would you run a card?
43:29Like a card stand?
43:31Yeah, like at the Excel center.
43:32Vendor.
43:33Could you vendor?
43:34It is a side hustle.
43:35It's not a side hustle, though.
43:36Why not?
43:37I've done it.
43:38Have you done it?
43:39Yeah, we did it at LCS.
43:40Was it fun?
43:41They did do it.
43:42Not really.
43:42It's just long.
43:44I literally ended up just standing there and people would come up to me and be like,
43:47Oh my God, I'm a big fan.
43:49That's 50 quid card.
43:50I only have 20.
43:51And I'd go, fine.
43:53I probably lost about five grand that day.
43:58Funny.
43:59Have your own car wash.
44:01Not one of the sexy ones.
44:02The regular one.
44:03Keep your shirt on.
44:06Lewis Hamilton come P2.
44:08Recently.
44:09Which is magic.
44:10Yeah, Canada.
44:11He likes Canada.
44:12This week.
44:13Nothing this week.
44:14This week's going to be Monaco.
44:15Yeah.
44:16Monaco would be good though.
44:17I want to go to Monaco.
44:18Yeah.
44:18Lewis Hamilton P2.
44:20Yeah.
44:21Still we rise.
44:22Still we rise.
44:24There's life in the old boy.
44:25I think I'm going Budapest.
44:26And also.
44:27Nice.
44:28I thought it was too easy, mate.
44:30Mercedes engines getting nerfed.
44:31Positive.
44:32Nerf, yeah.
44:33They're getting nerfed.
44:34Do you know what?
44:35Every time there's a new regulation in the sport, it's about who can...
44:39Who can wire the loophole to fit their thing the best?
44:44Yeah.
44:44So, and then again, a couple of weeks in, a couple of races in, then everyone complains,
44:49says, nah, but that's not how we interpreted the rules.
44:52So then they...
44:53And then they jig it.
44:54Got mad deja vu of last week's Sidecast.
44:56Oh really?
44:57I asked that exact question.
44:59But it was the others and Harry explained it.
45:01Oh yeah.
45:01I was there.
45:02Okay.
45:02Yeah.
45:04Lewis Hamilton P2.
45:05I filmed with an F1 driver recently for another channel.
45:09I filmed with Gabriel...
45:10No.
45:10Botoletto.
45:12Yeah.
45:12Gabriel Botoletto.
45:13Great guy.
45:13Really good guy.
45:14I convinced Randolph that he was a Mexican warlord.
45:17I convinced Randolph.
45:20Randolph was like, who's that?
45:21And I'm like, oh yeah.
45:22Mexican warlord.
45:23Mexican warlord.
45:24And I'm like, oh cheers Vic.
45:25I think that video should be out on Quadrant channel.
45:29What did you do?
45:29I did the like surviving training like an F1 driver.
45:32And how was the training?
45:34Well, he just lived a great life.
45:35Yeah, I did the neck thing.
45:36How was that?
45:37I won it.
45:38Me and Jack Joseph.
45:39Yeah.
45:40It's hard though.
45:42It looked hard.
45:43Quadrant.
45:44Yeah.
45:45But it was hard.
45:46Oh, it's hard.
45:46No, but we did it.
45:48We did it where we were pulling each other.
45:50So Gabby was pulling us.
45:52He was like, how much?
45:53And he was like, probably about 30 kilos.
45:55Jack fell off the chair.
45:56Jack Joseph?
45:57Yeah.
45:58He's mad strong as well.
45:59Yeah, that was without the thing.
46:00It just fell off.
46:01But like, we did that.
46:02We did the cycling.
46:03Did ice bars.
46:04Played a bit of paddle.
46:05Cycle outside or on a...
46:06No, no.
46:07Fucking what?
46:08One of them horrid bikes.
46:09Were you...
46:10The wind.
46:11The wind.
46:12Our legs were just season up.
46:14Did loads of that.
46:15Like funny bits of training.
46:17Played a bit of paddle.
46:18Sounds like a fun day.
46:19It was pretty much.
46:21He...
46:22He's got GT3 RS.
46:23Oh my God.
46:24Did he take you for a spin?
46:25No, Jack Joseph.
46:26So he took Jack Joseph for a spin, but he's right in front of us.
46:28But like, all these little windy roads in Monaco are just insane.
46:32And everyone must be so used to it.
46:33But he was fucking moving that thing out of the...
46:37Even out of the corners of the tight bend.
46:38He was just fucking...
46:39Do you think F1 drivers in Monaco get like, let off?
46:42Yeah.
46:43In fact.
46:43Do you reckon they get a spin?
46:45Definitely.
46:45They're like exempt from speeding tickets.
46:47But I think they would do the same thing.
46:48Because Gabby, he was saying, he was like,
46:50Oh, me, Max, and someone else were just at the same paddle place last night.
46:54They all just go to the same shit and link up.
46:56We were going to play paddle or do whatever.
46:57That's great.
46:58So then we did that.
46:59Then, obviously, like, eat like an effort.
47:01Me and Jack Joseph had to cook him some...
47:03I'm just leaking the whole video.
47:05That's cool.
47:05Me and Jack Joseph had to cook him a carbonara.
47:10Oh, that sounds awful.
47:11Yeah, but like, Jack Joseph cannot cook.
47:13It's a really funny segment.
47:15And then we did the race simming and stuff like that.
47:18So that was pretty cool.
47:18Did you cook on the sim?
47:19I did all right.
47:20Yeah, considering.
47:21But his sim is so different to even mine or the one that I have used.
47:25It's his like proper F1.
47:27Yeah.
47:27No assist, nothing.
47:28Yeah.
47:28No assist.
47:29No assist, nothing, bro.
47:30Like you touch one bit of like curb grass.
47:33She's gone, bro.
47:34You're still using your sim?
47:35Yeah, still using it.
47:36But again, I'm working up.
47:38I'm working up to get into...
47:40You have to...
47:40It's actually really funny.
47:42It's iRacing stuff.
47:43You have to get the right license before they even let you in the whip.
47:46It's really funny.
47:48We was with your co-star the other day, actually.
47:51And he was talking about how difficult it was.
47:53Fams and Idris?
47:54Yeah.
47:55I didn't talk too much.
47:56But yeah.
47:57Co-star.
47:58F1 movie.
47:59He's a cool guy, man.
48:00He was.
48:00He was cool.
48:01He hung out with BP more than him.
48:04Yeah.
48:05Brad Pitt.
48:05Come on.
48:07BP.
48:08He was on my wave.
48:09The petrol station.
48:11Gas it up.
48:12Come on.
48:13Sorry.
48:14Can Jack drive on the sim?
48:16Oh, no.
48:17No, no.
48:17I knew the answer to that before you asked it.
48:20No, not great.
48:21Not great.
48:21Not great.
48:23What was the event?
48:23The Formula E event?
48:24Yeah, yeah.
48:25He didn't know what the fuck was going on.
48:26He didn't know anything.
48:27Oh, he's apex there, hasn't he?
48:29I thought they were going to be on go-kart.
48:30They were proper cars.
48:33Proper cars.
48:33Yeah.
48:34He was right.
48:34I love him.
48:36What a guy.
48:36He's the best man.
48:38What was you going to ask?
48:39It was going back to soccer.
48:40I was just going to ask.
48:40Who was the most famous person on the pitch, do you think?
48:43Wayne Rooney, isn't it, really?
48:45If you actually think about it.
48:46I thought Tom Hiddleston.
48:47Oh, no.
48:47He wasn't on the pitch.
48:47Tom Hiddleston, yeah.
48:50Tom Hiddleston.
48:51He's literally low key.
48:52Yeah.
48:53I was an Avenger.
48:54Yeah.
48:54I was literally an Avenger.
48:57He's cool as well.
48:57He's really cool.
48:58Here's a question for you.
48:59If each of you had to bring, like, the most famous person you know to, like, a charity
49:04match, who do you think you could get?
49:06Declan Rice.
49:07Yes.
49:07Declan Rice.
49:08Do you think you could get Declan Rice to play?
49:11No.
49:12I could convince them to come and play.
49:13Yeah.
49:14Yeah.
49:14You can't pay them, but, like, someone that you feel like you could get.
49:18Luke Littler.
49:18Like, I have a good rapport with them.
49:20Yeah, Luke.
49:20He could get Declan Rice to turn up to something, but Declan Rice can't play.
49:24No.
49:24Luke Littler.
49:25Who can turn up, then?
49:26The most famous person you can get to turn up to.
49:28That probably is Luke Littler or Declan Rice, to be honest.
49:30Oh, that's a really good question, you know.
49:36I have no idea.
49:37I reckon I could convince Bonucci, you know.
49:41You.
49:42Yeah.
49:43I reckon.
49:43Bonucci.
49:44Me and Matic now.
49:45Right.
49:45I feel like we could probably convince him.
49:52No?
49:54What are you doing here?
49:58That's such a good joke.
50:01That's such a good joke.
50:02That's such a good joke.
50:03Fuck.
50:03You're invested.
50:04I don't know.
50:05Who could you get?
50:06You got a couple shorts.
50:08It's big DJ.
50:09It's often the same answer, but I think Steve Aoki is just super well-known.
50:13Steve Aoki.
50:13Cool guy.
50:14I have no idea.
50:16Oh, my gosh.
50:17That's a really good question.
50:19If I actually turn up, they'll probably bail.
50:21Yeah.
50:24Very Henry.
50:26Titty.
50:26Can I use people I know to get to other people I know?
50:29Yeah.
50:30Yeah.
50:30Yeah.
50:31If you're confident you think you can get someone there.
50:33What are you cooking?
50:34Tap into Big Meeks and say hello.
50:37Big Meeks.
50:37Big Meeks.
50:38Yeah, potentially.
50:39Narl Horan.
50:40Narl Horan.
50:41Yeah.
50:42Golf Contacts.
50:43We could get there.
50:44You could get there.
50:45Yeah, you could get there.
50:46It's a football then.
50:47You could get there.
50:48I don't think we're too far off of Drake.
50:51Is he Drake?
50:52Nah.
50:53I don't think we're too far off of Drake.
50:54We ain't got no chance.
50:55I reckon there's a couple of like Moss Brown.
50:58I don't think we're too far off.
51:00I think if we was in the same...
51:02I think he...
51:03Even if he had YouTube open, he's seen a Sidemen thumbnail at least.
51:06Right.
51:07100%.
51:07Well, LeBron definitely seen some.
51:10LeBron definitely has, yeah.
51:11Big Wedge.
51:11Seen Big Wedge videos.
51:13Yeah, he's into YouTube golf.
51:15We might have watched it.
51:16Yeah.
51:16I think...
51:16Again, I just don't think we're too far off.
51:18Slavery Match is going off.
51:19All those names you hear there.
51:20We're up against them.
51:21We're gonna work on it.
51:23We're gonna work on it.
51:23It's gonna just be like us versus Jamie and Skepto.
51:27Alright.
51:28Sidemen versus BBK.
51:29BBK.
51:30Could go off.
51:30Culture Clash.
51:31Charity Match.
51:32Culture Clash could go off.
51:33We're gonna continue our lives as normal, as you all should.
51:36Bye-bye.
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