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00:00Are you sure I'm raiding heavy territory?
00:06Are we up to sidecast?
00:07Yes, yes, yes. I've not been here since I was a kid.
00:10Wow.
00:13Hello!
00:15Mill!
00:18When I was a kid, I've been over there many times anyway, and...
00:21watching Mittwall Palace.
00:22World Cup Football Challenges, we're in the era of the World Cup starting now,
00:27so we've got a couple of videos around that.
00:29It's Simon's video, so I'm actually not sure what's happening.
00:33Right, that's what it is.
00:33I think it's Last Leaves of Circle vibes.
00:37So...
00:37I'm all...
00:40Yeah, I'm not guessing I'm green.
00:42I know different themes.
00:4420 YouTubers or so.
00:45It's a surprise for you as well.
00:46Not only a surprise, but like...
00:48You know the overarching concept, you're not exactly sure how it's been executed.
00:52It's really rare for me, because I'm the only one executing them.
00:55But it's Simon's day, so...
00:56I've got breakfast, pan of chocolate, pan of raisin.
00:59Now side-class first for three of the boys.
01:02Paris.
01:02Yes!
01:03I thought it was sick.
01:04I had a great time.
01:05My legs are absolutely cooked, though.
01:08And my calves are all, like, seized up.
01:10I tried these stretches yesterday.
01:11Didn't save me.
01:12But, um...
01:13Yeah, it was lovely.
01:14It was hot.
01:15And today is hot.
01:16It's like World Cup football challenges, I think.
01:18But I'm just hoping it doesn't involve, like...
01:21I mean, it looks like, uh...
01:23It looks like, uh...
01:24It looks like...
01:24It looks like the Last League of Circle kind of vibes that were here on teams.
01:27So I hope it doesn't look like...
01:28If there's a running challenge, I think we're dead.
01:30I think if there's anything that involves, like, movement, we're dead.
01:32So hopefully it's all just, like, shooting-based.
01:35And quiz questions.
01:36That's all I can pray for.
01:38But, um...
01:39It looks like 33 degrees, you know, I tell ya.
01:41I like how you think we hide out a stadium and we're just going to do quiz questions.
01:45I know.
01:47We've all got, like, uh...
01:48Aircon Stadium or something.
01:51I don't know.
01:51Something.
01:52I love those Aircon Stadium.
01:53You're shooting in side-class now, are you?
01:54Uh, yes.
01:55Banging it out.
01:56And then we'll be, um...
01:58Well, we'll not start...
01:58We'll have the main shoot off for a while, right?
02:00So we've got...
02:00We've got timing.
02:01We've got one.
02:09South, Monalwood.
02:10I'm proud.
02:11That's me.
02:13Oh.
02:14That's so big.
02:14I always want to come up with.
02:16Ooh, you're wearing a suit, please, huh?
02:18Ooh, why are you wearing that?
02:20Yeah.
02:20From who?
02:21South?
02:23I should've worn me, I won't.
02:25Nah.
02:29I'll see you, I'll see you in my towel, dude.
02:31The towel?
02:32It's an all-ice park.
02:33Operational ice park.
02:35What's on with that, bro?
02:37Oh.
02:38Good morning.
02:40It is my video.
02:42We're doing...
02:43Last to leave the footman pitch.
02:45Ish.
02:46Something like that.
02:46I don't know what the title is.
02:47Title work in progress.
02:49Good morning.
02:50Oh my God.
02:51Good morning.
02:51We're playing at Palace.
02:5524 years I've been living next door to Palace.
02:59Palace, who are you?
03:01Palace.
03:02Can you remember the last, last,
03:04what was the one we did at
03:06Salisbury playing for you?
03:07It was Salisbury, Salisbury.
03:09And it was like last to leave the pitch
03:10with the first one.
03:11Yeah.
03:12And it was the running challenge.
03:14Yeah.
03:15They're not doing the running challenge for it.
03:17No.
03:17This is a completely different video.
03:19Is it?
03:20It's, you know the last thing in the circle.
03:22Last to leave the circle.
03:23Yeah.
03:24So, you remember the last thing in the circle?
03:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:26It's that, that, the football challenge is.
03:29So then you have a team.
03:30So it'll be like, your team and your team,
03:32everyone will put someone forward.
03:34Oh, I thought we were going to die.
03:36Oh my God.
03:38It'll be like, this is a shit example.
03:41Yeah.
03:41All right, everyone put one person forward.
03:43Crossbar challenge, loser, their team, someone's in there.
03:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:46Oh, class.
03:47Yeah.
03:49I might just make him run for the fun of it, though.
03:52They've got a table for winning FA Cup.
03:57Well, your trophy's coming in, yeah?
04:00Don't put yourself on their table, that's their table.
04:02It's a table?
04:04Yeah, but like, you know, because I don't know if they've won that much,
04:07so that's why I got this up, so I didn't want to ruin that one.
04:09Yeah, no, no, you can't do that, mate.
04:11It's a table, lads.
04:12You don't have to do something on a table and then say,
04:14you can't put stuff on it.
04:15Yeah, but like.
04:15Give him a trophy.
04:17But also, like, it's really randomly placed in the locker room.
04:20It's a sacred table.
04:20It feels weird if they come on a table.
04:22There's no other tables.
04:24Yeah, that's what feels weird.
04:25You never understand later.
04:26Yeah, you've got to put the table to the high rear.
04:29About your player.
04:30The weirdest thing we need is,
04:32so, okay, I'm a coach.
04:33Why am I putting my drink?
04:35You have your assistant.
04:37I'm the assistant.
04:38Why am I putting my drink?
04:39You can also consider it the assistant.
04:40Why am I holding your drink and his drink?
04:42Oh, it's my drink.
04:43On the table.
04:44It's a table.
04:46Yeah, who put batteries on here, whatever they are?
04:48Who put them on there?
04:50It's a cherished table.
04:51No, please, I'll tell you.
04:52No, I'll tell you.
04:53You just got to put up here.
04:55Yeah, man.
04:56Kissed a badge, mate.
04:57Kissed a badge.
04:57No, he lost the playoffs.
04:58Huh?
04:58He lost the playoffs.
05:00It's like the brand start of 2018 from the playoffs.
05:03Yeah, it's in the playoffs.
05:04There you go.
05:04The series C is 60...
05:07Sorry.
05:08So 60 team league is what you're talking about.
05:0960 team league, and then second to eighth go into the playoffs,
05:14and all three divisions go into the same one.
05:19All three divisions?
05:20There's three series Cs.
05:22Oh.
05:22Four.
05:23So four teams go up total.
05:25First place, first place, first place.
05:27Second to eighth go into the playoffs.
05:29I know.
05:30But second and third, I think, get a bye, personally.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Then it goes down, then they're in, then they start playing each other,
05:38and then one team goes up for all of that.
05:41That's amazing.
05:43That's it.
05:45So, this is a football stadium, and guess what?
05:48You're not allowed to bloody leave, because it's last to leave the soccer stadium.
05:52Today, we are probably rocking with around 25 cameras.
05:57There is five cameramen dedicated to this couch area here.
06:01There's going to be multiple cameras that are brought in for different challenges.
06:06Cameras dotted about all over the place to give establishing shots,
06:09and just, you know, to give people the context of, you know,
06:11what we're doing and where we're doing it.
06:13Challenges have changed over time.
06:14There's been some added, some taken away.
06:16I think there's between seven and nine different big challenges
06:18that we've got to figure out how to shoot across the day.
06:20I've opted to have the cameramen in with each team, as we did,
06:24for last to leave the circle, which is, of course, very similar.
06:27Yeah, big day.
06:29It is going to be 33 degrees.
06:30Yeah, it's already blinding up.
06:33Originally, there was meant to be people wearing the same colours as their teams,
06:36or I did say to people, wear all black.
06:39I mean, some of them have still turned up wearing all black.
06:42But, yeah, you know, people are going to fry.
06:45We've been thinking about how we're going to wear our headsets
06:47because it's going to melt on our ears and it's going to be so hot.
06:50And, yeah, I think it will take between six and eight hours,
06:52and then we're doing more Sidemen afterwards.
06:54And a sidecast before.
06:55And a sidecast before.
06:57This is a content fucking machine, mate.
06:59It does not stop.
07:00Two days after Arsenal lifted a trophy on here,
07:03lifted a trophy on here, which is pretty cool,
07:05we are filming Sidemen World Cup Football Challenges,
07:08or it could be, like, 30 YouTubers compete for the World Cup.
07:12But, essentially, you might recognise the sofas from Last to Leave the Circle.
07:16This is Last to Leave the Circle, but on a football pitch.
07:18So, we're going to run it pretty much exactly the same way.
07:21We've got 30 YouTubers that are going to walk out, draft their teams,
07:24come and sit down.
07:25They've got a football kit each,
07:27all represented by countries that are playing in this year's World Cup.
07:30Unfortunately, not them.
07:32But, that's why I'm wearing this.
07:34And then they're going to do a sequence of football challenges throughout the day,
07:37on the pitch.
07:37Gradually knocking people out,
07:39and then the final team win the World Cup and some money.
07:42I only asked her, aren't I?
07:44How's this?
07:45How's this?
07:46How's this?
07:48How's this?
07:49How's this?
07:50How's this?
07:50How's this?
07:51How's this?
07:51How's this?
07:53How's this?
07:54How's this?
07:57How's this?
08:01How's this?
08:01What the game has done?
08:01That's not the case for the video I've done.
08:03Sorry, in terms of...
08:05In here is fine.
08:07There's no endurance challenge or anything though.
08:10There's no heavy run.
08:11There's one round we've got to run a bit.
08:13It would be funny anyway if everyone's explaining.
08:15It won't be as bad as running on a pitch playing.
08:19Oh, no, no.
08:19De France the other night,
08:20It would be way harder.
08:22Back from a dramatic eight minutes of game play in France.
08:26Zero touches of the ball,
08:27peel them fresh,
08:28and ready to win another football challenge.
08:30It's quite football heavy at the moment for you. How's that?
08:34I don't mind it. It's fine. It's a laugh. Get a stocking, give it a shot. Don't have to be
08:40good at everything.
08:41There's some wisdom for you. Be shit. That's what I say. Be shit. Have fun.
08:49It's not the show.
08:51It's because we were still kind of there.
08:54That was a fastly bottom face, wasn't it?
08:57Come here, please.
08:59But yeah, with the duration.
09:08He's got this big on his shoulders.
09:09Oh, really?
09:11Mine's here. You're fine now.
09:14Yeah, no, it is.
09:15Are you not going to stop wearing it?
09:17It's like one thing.
09:19Once you do it, you can't get away from it.
09:21But it's illogical and you just, you know?
09:26I'm going to put my blood glove on.
09:27I'm going to go outside.
09:29Is the food being served in here, right?
09:31In here, I believe.
09:33Yeah, what time?
09:3415.
09:37Keep them off for now.
09:40My legs are a little bit fucking cold.
09:411-2.
09:42Eat.
09:42How are you?
09:45How are you?
09:46You're all good.
09:46Right.
09:47That's all you're gave me.
09:49Good job.
09:54Good, how are you?
09:56Very, very good.
09:57All right.
09:58Good, bye�.
09:58Wha?
10:00He's not done enough.
10:01Yeah.
10:03He's basically an XL bully, we've been looking after it all the time, since he was a puppy.
10:07He asked me to check in on it last week, so I go check in on it in the flat.
10:10Stroke it, got a video of it on his back, all happy.
10:13Going to the garden today, so that's it like 10 minutes before the body.
10:18So it's all chill, and then I go into the garden and someone must have triggered it about the garden,
10:23and I came back in and it just jumped off the sofa, grabbed my hand and let out the biggest
10:28cry of my life,
10:29hit it round the face, and I'm like backing off to leave the kitchen and it's growling at me,
10:35and I get probably this far from that door and like sprint to it, and it runs, and shut the
10:39kitchen door,
10:39and it like bangs into the door and just ran out of the flat like.
10:42Most of the hell I've probably ever been there. I don't know what that was meant to be.
10:46You know, you know the maintenance.
10:49He's dog, yeah.
10:51Oh, your mate's dog, you only run around and not.
10:53So you're a friend.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Yeah.
10:57It just swipped.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Was it bad or was it?
11:01I'm alright. The hand's already bruised.
11:03Fuck.
11:04And I can do pierce.
11:05I can't believe that.
11:07That's insane.
11:08I can't do care of quite.
11:09Was that good at last?
11:10Who's in the job?
11:10Well, he's away.
11:12He used to be gingin' Madrid at the moment.
11:14Doing something for Adobe, and I was like, I sent him a big voice note about it,
11:17and he was like, oh fuck.
11:19So I'm going to speak to him when he's back, but.
11:20I'm more just concerned.
11:22I'm more right.
11:24Does he have jobs and stuff?
11:27Yeah, I did.
11:28I did wonder.
11:29Yeah.
11:30I did wonder.
11:31But I looked.
11:31I think it's fine.
11:33We'll see.
11:34Yeah.
11:36Yeah.
11:37Yeah.
11:38How's that?
11:38Yeah.
11:39I think you will.
11:40If you see me going out, it's better you know.
11:43You can get frothing at the match.
11:45Yeah.
11:47Very good man.
11:48Steve.
11:49Yeah.
11:49He's the goalkeeper.
11:51How are you?
11:52Yeah, my leg.
11:53Come on boy.
11:54How are you, man?
11:54Good to see you.
11:55Good, yeah?
11:56Good start.
11:57Good start.
11:59Funny shit.
12:00We've seen on the spot our bird bird.
12:01Yeah.
12:02Does it count?
12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:04I was so confused.
12:05I was like.
12:06Bro, it was so strange.
12:08So strange.
12:09She was in the crowd screaming.
12:10Like all of these friends trying to get back at her.
12:13I thought.
12:14Faith said she'd scream for us or whatever.
12:16And a pair of French people would turn around like.
12:18What are you doing, bro?
12:19I don't know.
12:21I don't know.
12:21It was sick.
12:22It was sick.
12:23The atmosphere was sick.
12:25Yeah, it was sick.
12:25I want to do a game at night time now.
12:27Like here.
12:28Night time?
12:29Night time game here with me now.
12:30But no.
12:31No.
12:31No.
12:32No.
12:33Ow.
12:34Oh.
12:35Is it bad for your legs though?
12:37Is it bad for your legs?
12:38The whole season, yeah.
12:39Yeah.
12:39Oh, yeah.
12:40Because they seize up.
12:41Yeah.
12:42They do nothing.
12:43I said, Denji come in going like.
12:45Oh, yeah.
12:45By the way, they're warming up outside.
12:47Yeah.
12:47We're just sat in the tenure and like.
12:49Yeah.
12:50He said something in French.
12:51He said, oh, that's not an encore.
12:53I don't know.
12:53Excuse me.
12:55They brought another guest on.
12:56I thought it was finished.
12:57They're like, oh, yeah.
12:58We've got one more for you.
13:01Apparently, though, he's quite big time in the drafts.
13:03They were all really big time.
13:05Yeah.
13:05Yeah.
13:07Bro, these European like.
13:08These European like.
13:09These European like.
13:10Not like.
13:10Singers like.
13:11Streamers and stuff.
13:12The viewers.
13:12You should see the viewers.
13:13These German streamers.
13:14They got 80k on Twitch.
13:15These German streamers.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Bro, we've got no motion over there.
13:19No, we haven't.
13:20Zero motion in France, bro.
13:22Trust me.
13:23Bro, zero motion.
13:24How much?
13:25The fact that they brushed me over this celebration.
13:28They brushed our sides.
13:30Yeah.
13:33Everything we did they brushed.
13:35Everything they did.
13:35He didn't give a shit.
13:38And when we was 3-2 down, he said, oh, the max I can add to three minutes.
13:46When it went 3-3, he said, I can't add any time.
13:51How long?
13:52Come on now.
13:53What's happening there?
13:54You tired?
13:55You're going...
13:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:57I'm mad.
13:58You did all the same shit yesterday.
13:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:59I'm even going to fall there, like.
14:01Faller.
14:02Here you go, bro.
14:05I had some sleep last night.
14:07I had a great time.
14:08I got up at like 3am with a cramp.
14:11I couldn't shake it.
14:12It was like right in the back of the knee.
14:14It wasn't even like out of me, was it?
14:15It was just walking around the room.
14:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:17That's like 10 hours.
14:18Last night, it was so quick.
14:21Needed it.
14:22Hello.
14:24Nice job.
14:26Nice job.
14:28Nice job.
14:29See you, mate.
14:30Hello.
14:30Good day.
14:31How you doing mate?
14:32You all right?
14:32Good day.
14:34Good.
14:34Good.
14:38Good.
14:42I've got six days to recover, five days to recover for Socorrid, yeah, so.
14:49Can you have it with like heavy strapping, do you reckon?
14:51We'll see, I'm doing like two rehab sessions a day right now.
14:55I haven't even done my first, and this is called my physio.
14:57You know last time we did it against Circle, people waiting outside the building.
15:01We were like, we don't want them to know what they're doing.
15:03I think this one just have them like literally lined up directly behind each other.
15:08Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
15:10You are a madman, what are you doing?
15:13Why are you out there already?
15:17So.
15:19When you're trying to see the tab here, I want to click this, but I can't.
15:24If you airdrop me that, airdrop me this, and I'll combine the two sheets.
15:30Does that make sense?
15:31Yeah, it says, oh, 25.
15:34It's so mad that one person's gone immediately.
15:36Yeah.
15:36That is like, we have to look at it.
15:38And also this, I've got an estimate, but you still end up with about nine people in
15:45the final round, which is too many.
15:47So you might have to get aggressive.
15:49Obviously the nutmeg rule is in place.
15:50What I've said to John is, it has to be a clean nutmeg.
15:54You can't just kick it through someone's legs.
15:57And he also, it needs to be on camera.
15:59Yeah.
16:00There won't be many chances for that, though, is the only thing.
16:03In the challenges, the first couple there is.
16:05Yeah.
16:06It's the one sat down.
16:07I don't want to do, I'm not going to have the nutmegs.
16:10I don't want that in the circle, because that's, there could be like four nutmegs.
16:15So maybe then you announce, what I could do is I could drop that.
16:18This is a video.
16:19I'm just saying that I'm not meant to be on there.
16:21It's meant to be Vic.
16:30Like, you know, if I'm sat on yellow, can I walk over to green and just start chatting?
16:34Uh, yeah.
16:35Within reason.
16:35Well, it's like, we finish the challenge, get that content, and then they'll be like,
16:40we want to have like five minutes where it's kind of, create content, but yeah.
16:44So we're probably going to have to take it with the water breaks, by the action.
16:46Yeah.
16:47Extra water breaks and time flight set.
16:49I'll try and time the water breaks.
16:52Yeah.
16:55Yeah, I think it's good.
16:58Yeah, as I was going to say, the benches, they look metal.
17:00They are.
17:01They're going to get warm.
17:02Can we put something on them?
17:04Yeah, they're on it.
17:05Yeah.
17:06Can you imagine?
17:07Everyone's going to go, everyone's going to the benches and then everyone's going to want to sit on them.
17:11It's Paris long.
17:13I saw that.
17:14Serious.
17:15You like that?
17:17No, they didn't.
17:18They deserved it, bro.
17:19All his, all his fouls.
17:20Everyone's like, I didn't see any fouls.
17:21It's like, you can't see.
17:22I did them all off the ball.
17:23Oh, bro.
17:23I slide tackled someone else.
17:25He walked past.
17:26That's from him.
17:28Like, that's from him off the ball.
17:30We've got, I had a couple of good moves.
17:33You love it.
17:34It was, I said, I don't mind a serious game.
17:37I wish, I like a serious game.
17:38I just wish we knew it was serious.
17:40Oh, because we took, we took people like Vic, who was, Vic said himself.
17:46I spoke to him, he was like, yeah, yeah, I didn't want to play at all.
17:48Jack Joseph told me he'd already played, so he didn't come on.
17:51And then I said, no, no, no.
17:53Yeah, come on, I want to go on.
17:54He scored.
17:54He scored, yeah.
17:55He scored.
17:55But like, the bad players didn't want to go on because it was so serious.
18:01Yeah, yeah.
18:01Those French guys took him.
18:02Yeah.
18:03They look like they took his own job.
18:05Are you able to even realise what's going on, Bob?
18:07Are you able to find out?
18:10Send him out one by one.
18:11That's fine.
18:12Your little job because it's far away.
18:15Bit of atmosphere as they walk in, that's fine.
18:17I was literally just going to catch on that one on a long lens though.
18:19Yeah, that's fine.
18:20Yeah.
18:20All right.
18:21You might have to hide him a little bit because of the shot.
18:25But other than that, that's fine.
18:27Streakers, you'll get a queue.
18:29Everyone is running for the streakers.
18:31Which is how many people?
18:3220.
18:33You need to stay, you and me.
18:35I'm next to you the whole time.
18:36All day.
18:36Where are you going to be?
18:37On the pitch.
18:37On the pitch.
18:38Sure.
18:40I'm up in.
18:41Are you?
18:43Fair.
18:44I shouldn't have.
18:45No.
18:47Where are you going to be?
18:49In the middle.
18:50Yeah, cool.
18:50I reckon they walk up to you and then slide you.
18:53Do we get all the YouTubers stood in a line behind the World Cup
18:57and get at least one shot of just John walking from one end to the other
19:00so we can speed round and be like,
19:02all these YouTubers are competing for 10...
19:04All these YouTubers are representing...
19:05Maybe we can do that after they're on their team's doing it.
19:08Yes, yeah, yeah.
19:09But does that not give away what team they are?
19:11Or no?
19:13It does, like...
19:15It's just a shot that's going to take so long to get everyone else back in.
19:19Do it again.
19:19Thanks.
19:20Are we just wearing these?
19:20We'll get them all out, put them in their kit.
19:23We'll do it if we have time.
19:24Oh, so they're going to check over and have to change, obviously, their tops.
19:29Yeah, which is going to be turned around on the other side.
19:33Can we go on?
19:34No, you can go on.
19:34You can go on.
19:36Limber up, Daniel.
19:37Limber up.
19:37I need to.
19:39I think I'll just change the intro and go...
19:41When they're all sat down on their teams, I'm going to go...
19:44All these YouTubers are competing, blah, blah, blah.
19:48And then get them cheering and then go...
19:52You may be wondering how they chose their teams.
19:54And then show some highlights.
19:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:57Wow.
19:58When did you get that?
19:59We're getting sunburned today.
20:03This is epic.
20:05What a D for you?
20:07We won the league.
20:08That's when we won the league.
20:12Chris Monaco's thrown.
20:14Oh, bum it, bum it, bum it in the net.
20:17Yeah.
20:19Far from bumming.
20:21Chris MD on a million bucks.
20:29Oh, that's it.
20:30That's it.
20:31That's it.
20:31That is in.
20:31That's it.
20:33You deserve help, so I'll give it to you.
20:36Fucker.
20:37Oh, my God.
20:39Oh, that's a brick wall.
20:40Oh, shit.
20:41It hasn't gone so far back.
20:42Shut up, you gimp.
20:44Bang.
20:45Oh, get it down.
20:46Danny, that's all you.
20:47Oh.
20:48Oh.
20:49Oh.
20:49Oh.
20:49That's the bar.
20:52Oh, what a goal, Danny.
20:54He's fucking right in the top of Stampsham, right.
20:57Yeah, that's right.
20:58Yeah, that's right.
20:58Right up.
21:00Yeah, it's over.
21:01The dream's over.
21:03We're not going pro.
21:04That is huge.
21:05I really thought of it.
21:06Are you Scottish?
21:07No, I'm Irish.
21:08No, I'm Irish.
21:09Let's make a fusion.
21:11Is it Zlatan Ibrahimovic?
21:12Oh.
21:13No, you've heard Zlatan.
21:14Yeah, yeah.
21:15I'm in shock.
21:16Like, I know you don't watch football for like.
21:18Zlatan.
21:21He's Swedish.
21:23I saw a good highlight of him the other day.
21:26Nice.
21:28You're gonna.
21:28No, he's Swedish.
21:29No, that's it.
21:29Oh.
21:33Yeah, he does a lot of like.
21:35He's.
21:35You know, you know who he is.
21:37He'd say.
21:38Zlatan is like.
21:40He talks about himself in third person.
21:41And he's the greatest.
21:43Okay.
21:43So he's like.
21:45Like Zlatan doesn't play football.
21:46Football plays Latan.
21:49It's like.
21:49It's like.
21:49Back is just a giant tattoo of a lion.
21:52Is this guy?
21:53Does he have a lion on his back?
21:54No.
21:54What does he have on his back?
21:56Depay has the lion on his back.
21:59Manny.
22:00What's Zlatan's big tattoo?
22:02Who do?
22:02Like a lion.
22:03Is that you?
22:04I kind of.
22:05Is Depay has that name?
22:06I feel like that.
22:08I feel like that.
22:08I feel like that too.
22:13Is he still.
22:14Still a baller to this day?
22:15Or did he?
22:16He's like 40.
22:16He's retired now.
22:17Or is he still playing?
22:19Does he play?
22:20He's retired.
22:23He doesn't play for some like.
22:25Random.
22:25I see.
22:26So that's why I've got his kick.
22:27Cause I'm also retired.
22:28Cause I've done my best things now.
22:29I'm just here for the love of the game.
22:31When you said breath.
22:31I thought you said anything else.
22:32Yeah.
22:33He went.
22:33I'm retired.
22:35So it said.
22:36It said it might have an accent.
22:38I'm retired.
22:41It'd be nice if we do that thing when we start.
22:43What's that?
22:44Any dance room.
22:45Winning some money.
22:46Any chance?
22:48We're losing light.
22:50I don't need something.
22:52Can you finger my ass?
22:53Get your finger at me.
22:54That's a good one.
22:56It's cold bro.
22:57Cold poking around in my shit.
22:59Cold please.
23:00I'll spread him.
23:01No.
23:03I'm sorry.
23:04I'm sorry.
23:05I'm sorry.
23:05I'm sorry.
23:05That's what you get for spreading his arm's cheeks.
23:07No.
23:07He's consent.
23:09White sofa.
23:10You are fucked.
23:11I am cooked mate.
23:13Fucks of being black.
23:15That is horror.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Oh.
23:19The neck collar on my one is disgusting.
23:22Oh.
23:2333 mate.
23:24It's so hot.
23:25Don't make it a difference.
23:26No.
23:27Not really.
23:28It's because of the pool from the hot water.
23:29No.
23:30This mill's worse than Thailand.
23:32Yeah.
23:32That was like almost 40s.
23:33Yeah.
23:34Does it not?
23:36No.
23:37Yeah.
23:37Thailand was like wet here.
23:38Well it'll be.
23:39Wet.
23:40Mate.
23:40Every heat's wet when you're around.
23:42You know my tea.
23:43Yeah.
23:44There is one thing to do.
23:45Vixster.
23:45Come on.
23:46Vixster.
23:46Come on.
23:47Bring the ball.
23:49It's fine.
23:49You don't need it.
23:51There's one round.
23:55I'm going to win.
23:56Definitely.
23:57Again.
23:59We can't win today because.
24:01No.
24:02Because someone's going to come out and go.
24:03Oh yeah.
24:04Josh.
24:05He's the footballing guy.
24:06And they're going to go.
24:08Kobe.
24:09Harry.
24:10Ethan.
24:10You're still going to win that.
24:12I need.
24:12Over the knack of cuts.
24:14From you.
24:14From you.
24:15I need a bit more puzzle.
24:16Okay.
24:17A bit more puzzle.
24:18Because I believe in this.
24:20Okay.
24:21Well I can't wait to get to the footballer.
24:23I like it.
24:24I wish when it was.
24:25Why did you do that?
24:27Because he's just cool.
24:29He's so cool.
24:31Fuck you.
24:32He's got his rig out.
24:34They're all naked up there.
24:36Can we keep that footage?
24:37No.
24:38He can never leave.
24:43Okay.
24:44Heads.
24:44Oh.
24:45What a shot.
24:46Heads.
24:48Heads.
24:50Heads.
24:52Heads.
24:53Heads.
24:57Heads.
25:01Heads.
25:03Heads.
25:05Heads.
25:08Heads.
25:15Alright.
25:16Everyone else.
25:17Everyone else.
25:17Go sit behind those cameras up there.
25:19If you're here right now, go sit up there in the back.
25:23Please.
25:25Chris, you're meant to be in the tunnel.
25:26You've got a mic.
25:27Alright.
25:29Roll it.
25:30Bring out the first person.
25:32Oh, oh, if you want one man it's him this man never loses first pick are you thinking?
25:41You get to choose who you go with three blowjobs. I have nothing to offer you nothing all right
25:46that sounds appealing I'm going team Jesus oh we're gonna cook in this evening it's so it's
25:57far in it yeah it's sort of like when somebody opens a door for you and they're a bit too
26:00far
26:01away yeah just be a minute what team you thinking see I'm fortunate because I don't have to pretend
26:06like I'm thinking about Vic because there are many other people that's out there solo you're
26:12looking at Ethan aren't you I'm gonna go for Ethan he's chosen Ethan welcome to the club thanks
26:20pleasure to have you pleasure even with one leg we beat half of these scrubs well you've actually got
26:24three legs oh yeah three sunglasses that is tempting however I'm going to regroup with
26:32Ethan oh yeah let's go I'm gonna go Toby oh Toby's got a decent little little team on him I'm
26:41gonna go with
26:41Harry yes Vic star you all right yeah mate never better give me a long day for us over here
26:48oh yeah
26:48so Ethan's already got two teammates Toby's got two Harry's just got Cole I'm gonna go Vic star
26:53Vic star they didn't even tell you you get free sunglasses on this team for that pure shit yes join
27:05the winning team
27:15so I just did my trophy lift sorry hey Chris the option is an obvious no I'm gonna I'm gonna
27:21go Ethan's team
27:22Ethan yeah go on I kind of I like an underdog story no one's going for set to go to
27:29like
27:31I think I think I want to be the first person on green yeah yeah okay I got a pick
27:38how are you bro I came here because you look lonely bro come on
27:42first someone just got lost on a stag boot
27:45who's that who's that where's he coming he just comes straight from Trafalgar Square yes mate what are you thinking
27:52I'll be honest I do want to go on team beds but I've got Toby's boots on he gave me
27:56these boots so I'm gonna stay
27:58love and plus Chad's a baller so I'll go team team dizzle
28:00Toby
28:01yeah go on boy yeah go on boy yeah we'll go with Toby Toby yeah I'll take bears I'll take
28:10bears I'll take bears
28:10yeah your team is good yeah give me team Harry yeah I'll go Josh I'm going Josh Josh
28:20love loved your loved you in the England France match man Harry's team has one space
28:26money money I'm going to the yellow team it sounds like they want me they're the only team that wants
28:31me big star yeah yeah come on come on I'm thinking Harry's nasty yeah oh yes I'm going with my
28:45boy I'm
28:45going green I'm going Josh's team Zucker oh we're so good what level did you play to semi-pro did
28:52you
28:52actually yeah come on bro come on G they're cool to be papi papi is that what you want okay
28:59wait I'm gonna go yellow
29:00big star hello mate hello mate you are second last okay which means you only have yellow team or green
29:11team
29:12who would you recommend if you're going footballing ability I'm I'm leaning to the yellow team yeah I'm
29:19going to go with Vic because I like mixed up yeah can I carry Zerker's team to a W is
29:27there any way I
29:27can get out of this how long until we get knocked out yeah so I'm just gonna I'm gonna stand
29:44here
29:44camera pulls out and I go these youtubers competing for 100,000 pounds then they'll have to cheer and then
29:52that'll be a cut I'll do a voice over and say the voice over and go but how did they
29:57get their teams
29:58show all that footage yeah and then go I mean it'll cut to me I'll do another voice over being
30:06like
30:06they'll be competing in various rounds and then I'll stand here and I'll go the first challenge you'll need
30:11to nominate two people yeah I don't want to tell them what it is yeah two people one person will
30:17be out
30:17immediately yeah it's just a losing team one of them okay that's it right yeah so then then they
30:27nominate two people so then get the footage of them choosing two and then quickly bring them in yeah
30:32okay all right okay this is class it's it worked well because I had Danny join me he's good then
30:41Manny
30:41joined us he's also very good and then it was just like we've got a team good team and I
30:46still think
30:46red are the enemies you need to get red out I'm gonna start a personal hate campaign against them
30:52it's going down it's going downtown what made you choose your team do you know what Harry looked
31:00really lonely I felt sorry for him great looking bloke that's partly maybe the reason why I'm here
31:07just to stare at him rub some cream in him when he needs it I'm the man of the hour
31:12in him on him
31:15on his feet mainly oh yes the biggest shirt in the world it's massive
31:26good bro even the boots I'm gonna get sunburn on my feet mate
31:44okay first challenge you will each have to nominate two people from your team and one person will
31:50be eliminated all right bring up your two oh gosh Joe Weller and Chad we're gonna frolic oh god or
32:09is it
32:09FIFA skill game oh that's it the blacks have sent a really good team up here we're here to win
32:21all right that's all I've got to say
32:23problem
32:23oh yeah
32:24it wasn't me
32:26target red
32:27you haven't lost any to
32:29that's what we do brother
32:32they can put any target we want
32:36three
32:38two
32:39one
32:44go
32:45go
32:46go
32:46go
32:50look red team are always losing that everyone everyone decided they were losing
32:55they are the best team you can get targeted
32:57like they're all saying oh it went out it's like
33:00okay it's blue ball everyone's going for them everyone else has two lives
33:05yeah that's true
33:07George Clark he's done
33:09is it a short video?
33:11yeah hey a bit happens
33:12I would say he needs to get out of the sun but
33:16yeah all that's happened here is I've been sentenced to sunburn
33:19um
33:21look
33:21I feel like me and Ethan put up a valiant fight but
33:26when three or at some points four teams are against you there's only so much you can do
33:30um
33:31um
33:32I'd like to point fingers at the ref
33:33so I shall
33:34uh
33:35that went out
33:37um
33:37but
33:38hey
33:40what are you gonna do man
33:46by the way
33:47by the way you know you can sit in the shade if you want
33:50he wants to go
33:51he wants to go
33:51he wants to go
33:52he wants to go
33:52he wants to go
33:54he wants to go
33:55you sent him hand over to the road
33:56you sent him hand over to the road
33:58yeah everyone's ganged up man
33:59yeah
34:02so is it never means
34:08So, this is a quiz round, but there are only three answers.
34:16Where can we get a welfare check from George?
34:28They were starting to fight.
34:32Yeah.
34:34Yeah, like, if someone walks along and I just do that, it's a pano.
34:38Yeah, he's definitely a pano.
34:38Yeah.
34:39No, he's saying you have to get the ball.
34:41I'm like, not if it's...
34:42You said nutmeg.
34:43If it's clean, it's nutmeg.
34:45Freakers.
34:46I thought it was good, though.
34:47He was.
34:48I know you were good, but I think he's the pro, eh?
34:50Yeah, he's decent.
34:53Fucking hell.
34:54Fuck.
34:56Fuck you.
34:58Lewis, I want to shoot myself.
35:02I've just played in 30 degree heat.
35:05I've come back for one day and now I'm just...
35:08I feel like an egg.
35:09I know.
35:09I was texting them that night and the group chat and I was going, this lot is going to be
35:13hurting.
35:14This is what being an egg must feel like.
35:17I've just been sat there going, being cooked, bruh.
35:21If you were an egg, what type of egg would you be?
35:23I'd like a scrambled one, mate.
35:25Scrambled all over the gap.
35:26Wait, wait, wait, wait.
35:28Okay.
35:31Boys!
35:33This one involves everyone.
35:37Run!
35:38Run!
35:40Run!
35:41Run.
35:41Run!
35:41Run!
35:41Look at me, man, let's go back.
35:49There's 20 of them running ass.
35:51What'd you expect me to do with that?
35:53That's surprising and well.
35:54That's right.
35:55That was hard.
35:57I enjoyed that, though.
35:59That, was decent.
36:00To be honest...
36:01Well done.
36:0410 of them were chasing me and then there was this one person i don't know who it is
36:09but it's not fast at all 20 v1 come on
36:20black team you most recently lost a player so you get first pick you can have clop
36:27cliver yamal grealish or or deong who just asked to do it
36:37boys if you lose your challenge you are eliminated
36:58all right boys five minutes until next challenge there's ice lollies and ice drinks over there
37:17cameraman as well drinks and ice at the lake you said start the ball boys match that's what you said
37:22oh it happens we picked a member of production
37:26oh he's like i love it when drake says where's she here
37:35yeah classic that one yeah but you're not deep in the meaning of that
37:40me that is so where is she now i don't know when he said that i was like i'm all
37:45i think that's right
37:45after beside you
37:49all of the bars you could ever quote
37:51the way he says where's she at it's when drake comes on the truth and yeah
38:01look look at that six yeah man
38:04i need to start this is normally where my team goes
38:09you see these crick yeah let's eliminate some bitches
38:13that's what we're getting rid of a couple of challenges
38:15yeah hey yeah happened who is your head of something like that is that decision you're making
38:20or you have someone oh really
38:23not all times this video it's me yeah i know i know but you only have someone that would normally
38:28make that
38:34this is proper fun though they're like they have white hair bro i know
38:40that was so rude
38:42it's not rude conversation
38:44i didn't know bro a lot of white hairs are you a dad already know yeah yeah i was 10
38:55months
38:56oh wow just give it i had them before i literally i just i shaved the back and sides short
39:01and
39:01no one but i like it you know i think i wish my hair went white like earlier because i
39:05would
39:05look cool did you have a transplant no oh what's that i appreciate that it looks like i've had
39:10is that a compliment lift the fringe up yeah not with the camera not with the camera
39:15i wouldn't think you've uh i don't think you need one i thought you were saying you have
39:18no he pointed out i have gray hair yeah i was like you have the strongest
39:22headline maybe both are mine's freaking freaking is what mine's freaking i'm like getting a reverse
39:28transplant i'm like taking i'm not getting laser on my hairline i'm gonna stick some of those
39:33somewhere else okay please make that a challenge i'll send him he'll win it he'll win it for us he
39:52on camera no he's on camera yeah that's the challenge so what's that there's gonna be five three
40:04yeah no uh to be fair slip and slide would have been nice oh mate pitch pitch
40:11in love just win it just win it all of you go same time come on same time
40:33it was we wanted two or one or three because they were balls clearly
40:37they're quite obviously balls
40:38i like that
41:09oh it's not the first time so i'm used to it at this point
41:23that's quite a lot so i'm basically going to ask a question and it's true or false
41:32it's false hold the red true hold the green but i'll go three two one and if you get it
41:38right
41:38you move to the next one oh i've got you next guy all right boy yellow team who's leaving i'll
41:45just
41:47you're off win it for me man yeah i'll take accountability
41:55i'm in because certain man did fake backflips and the moonwalk what were they rating there
42:01genuinely what are they rating i told them they can break whatever they want oh so they could have
42:05rated or looks yeah just don't be clapped you sent danny off
42:12nah joven klopp's a shifter simon i have to tell you bro you have to have a chat with that
42:17guy
42:18from netherlands bro he gave me he we are the only team that scored and he gave me a three
42:22bro
42:23come on man what is this for real he gave me a three yeah we are the only team that
42:28scored and
42:28he gave a four to someone that missed bro he also told josh that he's going to play in the
42:32sarin
42:33chair imagine the sweats were you yeah let's do nothing but now thank you man have a good one
42:40am i good to keep the shirt thank you we love it just yeah i think once it's two teams
42:46regardless
42:47it's uh killer penalties okay perfect so we just really need the we just need what's most
42:52two guys you need well and i think moyo's still in yeah yeah moyo is good to be hard to
42:58get rid of
42:59both they're good good he's good he's good someone told me you used to be semi-pro yeah you know
43:05who that
43:05was who was it him nothing but nothing but that it's just the one they go far and far and
43:13far back
43:13jake he's gone yes it is
43:16i'll probably get me phone first yeah i could find moyo yellows are out
43:29it's finally getting a little bit less hot which is nice yeah yeah slowly getting down there
43:35what you can't oh hello mate what's happening how many teams it's three now i know how this works
43:45well or wins i go home sudden death i've seen the script you have a set amount of goes and
43:51it's how
43:51many you get all right i'll let you guys tell you what i would say four goes four goes and
43:56it's the
43:56amount you get and then it goes if you draw if you draw yeah yeah like if you get two
44:02you get two yeah i
44:03think that works for you two go sunday
44:09three teams have lost november
44:20you get all the way up
44:27oh
44:29I was trying to do the clip!
44:31Oh shit, I celebrated too early there.
44:53He's gonna win it, he's gonna win it, he's gonna win it.
44:57It's mental, I said to him as well at the start, I was like, I love you Joe, I don't
45:02want you to win.
45:04How much money has Joe taken from the sidemen today?
45:07No, he wins a lot of luck, he won Chris MD's videos.
45:10I've got two Chris MD's on the bounce, back to back.
45:12He's taken money from us for sure, but it's like various YouTubers.
45:18In this sort of format as well.
45:20Yeah.
45:21Boys, who's gone?
45:24I'm going.
45:25So like if you miss and you score, you're in the next round.
45:27Okay, so we have double chance.
45:28Yeah.
45:29Fuck, imagine fucking it from here.
45:30No, no.
45:31Imagine messing it up from here.
45:32That's pressure.
45:33I'm not getting in my head.
45:34Nah, come on.
45:35We're pretty much two teams.
45:36Said it, at the start of the fucking day, he'll win the video by fucking self.
45:41Oh I really hope he does win it.
45:43Now just picture all of these as poor little Bournemouth fans.
46:12Oh my god.
46:14I didn't expect it to go that quick.
46:22You had the advantage. Green's had the advantage. 2-1-1 v1.
46:29Wow.
46:32I don't think I went that quick.
46:33I thought we were going to be there for ages.
46:35Yeah. I was like, yeah, give you like five penalties, someone will go out.
46:38Another couple, one more.
46:40That's mine. Everyone else fucking mine.
46:43The pressure's on.
46:46Happy? Yeah. Cool.
46:49Fuck, you know.
46:50I thought it was going to be blue, you know.
46:53I'm so glad. I'm so glad.
46:55For the storyline, I was so sick.
46:58Now it's poo, bro. This guy's poo.
47:01Here we are. Wembley once again. Right work.
47:06With a thousand on his back.
47:12Flaming the ground.
47:14Flaming the ground.
47:15In the mass, in the mass, in the mass.
47:17Oh, yes.
47:20We had a pretty stacked team, to be fair.
47:22I was happy with my line-up there.
47:25Yeah.
47:26Yeah, yeah.
47:27The solid blue team's brilliant.
47:29Thank you for that.
47:31Cheers, brother.
47:34With all the like...
47:36There'll be like boys though.
47:37There was a lot of drama and stuff happening as well.
47:39Yeah.
47:41I'll show you where we're at.
47:43Oh, goodness. I thought I had five minutes.
47:46I thought...
47:47I thought you and Red were good, but Red...
47:50I thought the other four actually were all surprising.
47:52We were good teams.
47:53Yeah.
47:54I think it was weaker, clearly.
47:55I was confused, sir.
47:56But I thought that Reds...
47:58Reds have like the personalities to get targeted.
48:01No problem.
48:02All the way from Venezuela, bro.
48:03All the way from Venezuela, bro.
48:03All the way from Venezuela, bro.
48:04I said to the camera, I'm like, fuck.
48:05You guys kind of eliminated me, bro.
48:06It took a 20-hour flight.
48:08Imagine going first, fucking out.
48:10Bro.
48:11That's why I had to play that.
48:16Projection.
48:19So there it is.
48:21Video...
48:22We had to speed it up a little bit.
48:23We had to, you know, change the challenges and stuff.
48:25More elimination was tough.
48:27But...
48:28Palutine ended up winning.
48:28I think I thought I'd put money on people at the start.
48:34I was between...
48:36I thought Red will get targeted.
48:37Yeah.
48:38I didn't think Green would get there.
48:39That's actually nice.
48:40I'm going to say...
48:41I thought...
48:41Blue or Red, I thought was...
48:43Yellow was...
48:44Yellow was surprisingly good, you know.
48:45We had a solid team.
48:46Blue was solid.
48:49But...
48:49Yeah.
48:50Congrats to the Blue team.
48:50Thanks for watching.
48:51Hi done.
48:51Poof.
48:52Hmm.
48:52Ah...
48:52muito feliz.
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