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00:13Oh, there's never anything on TV.
00:16Hey, everyone.
00:17What's up?
00:18Oh, hey, Claire.
00:20When does your sister get here?
00:21I want to change my outfit into something a little less blah.
00:24Well, she'll be here any minute.
00:25Oh, so I still have time.
00:27You guys are going to love Chelsea.
00:29She's like a genius.
00:30She's been in college ever since high school.
00:33The guest room is ready for your sister.
00:35I removed the stale energy with a crystal
00:37and the carpet stain with a Tide pen.
00:40Thanks, Solana.
00:41Oh, I can't believe Chelsea's moving to L.A.
00:42I'm so excited.
00:43And because you're excited, I'm excited.
00:46And that's really exciting.
00:48But I don't want to overwhelm her.
00:49I mean, she's only staying with us for a few days
00:51until her boyfriend meets her out here.
00:52Boyfriends are so slow.
00:53When our parents separated, Chelsea and I kind of grew apart.
00:56And ever since then, being close to her
00:58is all I've ever wanted.
00:59It's so important to dream.
01:01And I feel like now is our chance to finally connect
01:03and become sister best friends forever.
01:07SBFFs.
01:08She's here!
01:09Already?
01:10No, no, no, I still haven't changed.
01:14Chelsea!
01:15Hi.
01:16Whoa!
01:17I missed you, too.
01:21Come in, come in.
01:23Make yourself at home.
01:24Claire, thank you so much again for letting me stay here.
01:27Of course, Chelsea.
01:28It really is so generous.
01:30I bought you a Victorian tea kettle
01:33as a token of my appreciation,
01:34but it broke into a thousand pieces during my flight.
01:37So, I got you this I Heart L.A. traffic mug.
01:42Which I am told is microwave safe.
01:47It's beautiful.
01:51Wow, your house is amazing.
01:53Oh, yeah.
01:54We got a great deal because we're subletting
01:56from the original subletters, House Sitter.
01:59Chelsea, come here.
02:00Look at what I got.
02:02It's a puppy paint T-shirt making station.
02:05Oh, I didn't know you were still babysitting.
02:08Oh, no, it's for us.
02:11We can decorate them and write our names on them
02:14just like when we were kids.
02:15Oh, that's sweet.
02:17I find I wear T-shirts emblazoned with my own name
02:20across it less and less these days.
02:23Right.
02:24Right.
02:26It's stupid.
02:26We don't have to.
02:27Come meet everyone.
02:29Okay.
02:30Hi.
02:31Chelsea, this is Grant.
02:32He's a personal trainer.
02:34And we used to date, but we had a mutual breakup,
02:36so now we're roommates.
02:37How French.
02:38Actually, Nebraska.
02:40Nebraska, USA.
02:43It's so great to meet you.
02:45Oh, wow, you're very shirtless and hard.
02:50No, that's just its resting size.
02:54And this is Solana.
02:56She used to be a lawyer, but she quit to become a healer.
02:59Oh, that's a time-tested career shift.
03:02So happy to share physical space with you.
03:06I'm sensing you feel uncomfortable.
03:10You're good.
03:12I'm going to make you a garlic turmeric lemon shot.
03:15Oh, that's really not necessary.
03:17You'll drink it.
03:17Okay.
03:19This must be Claire's sister.
03:22It's me.
03:24It is so wonderful for you to finally meet me.
03:29Jaden JJ Michael Jang, but you probably know me by my handle,
03:33at Jaden JJ Michael Jang.
03:35Jaden's an influencer.
03:37Oh, cool.
03:39I'm actually not on social media.
03:42Well, then how do you see how many likes you got?
03:47That's a good one.
03:49Oh, you weren't...
03:52Oh, my God.
03:54Claire.
03:55They're all just like you.
03:57Oh, thank you, Ben.
04:02Wow, I am so glad that you have this guest room,
04:04because, man, I am just beat after that flight.
04:09Yeah, you must be.
04:14So...
04:16So...
04:17Hop in!
04:22Oh, sorry.
04:23We've got to fix that.
04:25I heard wobbling.
04:28Pretend I'm not here.
04:29Thanks, Grant.
04:31Okay, so what should we do?
04:32Um, let's play truth or dare.
04:35I'm sorry, Claire.
04:36I'm just really tired.
04:37Of course.
04:39Yeah.
04:39Of course.
04:42It's just that it's such a great way to catch up.
04:44Okay, all right.
04:45One, two.
04:45Yay!
04:46Okay, um...
04:47How did you meet your boyfriend?
04:50Oh, Dwayne.
04:52Uh, well, it was my first day of my new class
04:55in 15th century comparative South American literature
04:57across multi-epic diasporic migrations,
05:00so...
05:00Obviously, I was already excited.
05:03Um, excuse me.
05:05Do you want us to get off the bed?
05:07Nope, I'm good.
05:08Going up.
05:09Oh.
05:11You were saying something about your first day in, uh, diaper migraine class?
05:14I'm sorry, are we just gonna...
05:16Well, he's...
05:18Okay.
05:19Uh, so, Dwayne.
05:21Uh, I walk in, I sit down, and he enters.
05:25Tweed, sport jacket, red turtleneck, round, nearly invisible jawline.
05:31Hot.
05:32Coming down.
05:34Yes, he's brilliant.
05:36I immediately began assisting him in his PhD thesis,
05:38and we couldn't help but fall in love.
05:40Going up.
05:42So he's wonderful to you, and he really gets you,
05:45and he makes you feel completely safe to be yourself around him,
05:47and he supports you in pursuing all of your dreams?
05:50Um, yeah.
05:52Oh.
05:54I mean, up until this point, I've mainly been helping his pursuits,
05:58but now that he's taken a full-time position here at USC,
06:01he's going to support me while I finally get to work writing my novel.
06:05Wow.
06:07Listening to you two?
06:09It's like you've been sisters your whole lives.
06:13Someone's not the sharpest tool in the shed, huh?
06:15Actually, it's a hammer.
06:17It's not meant to be sharp.
06:18Besides, we don't have a shed.
06:20Or do we?
06:21And I just never noticed.
06:25Catch you guys later.
06:29I cannot believe that I'm staying here.
06:33For three whole days.
06:35Three whole days.
06:38Okay, my turn.
06:39Tripp.
06:40Have I ever told you about the time
06:41that I was briefly named the Princess of Lichtenstein?
06:46And things just got kind of stale with Evan.
06:49And all that initial passion and excitement wore off,
06:52and we were left with nothing but the same old boring routines.
06:55How long were you two together?
06:59Eleven days.
07:02Claire, I'm not going to tell you this again.
07:05You've got to wait on your tables.
07:08Oops.
07:08I forgot.
07:10Thanks, Howard.
07:14Worst waitress we've ever had.
07:16But the customers love her.
07:18Of course they do.
07:19What are you reading?
07:21I'm a bit of a bookworm myself.
07:23An autodidact, if you will.
07:25Oh, fantastic.
07:25I have been yearning for some stimulating discourse.
07:29It's remembrance of things past.
07:30One of his finest, don't you think?
07:32Actually, I haven't gotten to that one yet.
07:35Right now, I'm working my way through a tremendous text.
07:39The Da Vinci Code.
07:41Lots of archaeology, ancient religion stuff.
07:44A lot of people don't get it.
07:46Anyway, I'll leave you to your book.
07:52Finally, some quiet.
07:54Hey, it's Chelsea.
07:56Hey!
07:56Yay!
07:58Chelsea, remember how you mentioned the shed?
08:02Yes.
08:02It was a determinative experience.
08:05Right.
08:06Well, I triple checked, and we don't have a shed.
08:09And it's really weighing on me.
08:11Oh, Grant, that was just an offhanded comment.
08:14I didn't mean for it to be a whole thing.
08:16No, I'm glad you said something.
08:18It all comes back to the fact that my father got mad if I didn't put away my toys.
08:22So, I used to just shove them under the bed.
08:25Which is exactly where I keep my tools.
08:29I mean, I've got mostly smaller stuff now.
08:31A hammer, wrench, pliers.
08:34What if I get a lawnmower?
08:36It'll have nowhere to go.
08:39Which is just a real bummer.
08:42Oh, sweetie, I get it.
08:43My mom used to get mad at me, too.
08:45She'd say, smile big.
08:47The Tucson Mall fashion show is a launching pad for regional print work.
08:53I have to take this.
08:56Dwayne, thank God.
08:59I can't be around these people.
09:01My brain is starting to liquefy.
09:03Can you move your flight up a day?
09:05What?
09:07What is it?
09:09Tenure track at Harvard?
09:10Oh, my God.
09:12Congratulations, honeydew.
09:13This is everything we've ever wanted.
09:15Okay, I'll get on a plane as soon as possible.
09:17I can't wait to get out of here.
09:19What?
09:20Sorry.
09:21I ordered the seasonal vegetable salad, and this is a giant steak.
09:25Oh, shoot.
09:27I always get those two confused.
09:30Oh, hey, how did your job interview go last week?
09:33Oh, I can't believe you remembered.
09:35I actually got it.
09:36Oh, that's amazing.
09:38Oh, that's so good to hear.
09:40Okay, well, let's get this order, right?
09:41You know what?
09:42I've been vegan for nine years.
09:44I could use the iron.
09:52I just got dumped.
09:56By Dwayne.
09:57The Rock Johnson?
10:07He wants to embark on this new chapter with a clean slate.
10:11I mean, this whole time, he was just using me for my female perspective on Garcilasco de la Vega's A
10:16-historicism.
10:18It's so obvious.
10:21Screw that guy.
10:22For real, he doesn't deserve you.
10:25I don't know what I'm gonna do now.
10:27I mean, I just graduated.
10:29I have no money, no career, no place to live.
10:33I don't even know why I'm packing.
10:35It's not like I can go back.
10:36I can't show my face anywhere near the Cambridge Common.
10:38I'd be a pariah of the intelligentsia.
10:40Come on, you're nothing like a piranha.
10:43Piranhas are vicious and sharp-toothed and impossible to get close to.
10:47Okay, maybe you are kind of like a piranha.
10:50But in a good way.
10:52This is just not how it's supposed to be.
10:54It's just, it's not how, I mean, when I first...
10:57Hey, hey, no.
10:57It's okay.
10:58I think we should think of this as a blessing, right?
11:00I mean, we're getting rid of that douchebag Dwayne and...
11:03And you can come and live with me.
11:04Oh, Claire, no.
11:05No, it's perfect.
11:06I mean, we've only just begun our SBFF bonding and I'm an expert at the post-breaker ritual.
11:09We can eat pizza and drink wine.
11:12We can watch The Princess Diaries 2 on Molly.
11:15Will you stop?
11:16None of those things sound even remotely appealing.
11:19I was just trying to be nice.
11:22Yeah, well, it's easy to be nice when things go your way.
11:26You live in this alternate universe where everything's easy and everyone falls in love with you and vegans eat steak.
11:34Meanwhile, I have been toiling my whole life for every inch of my academic success.
11:39Yeah.
11:40Yeah.
11:41Is that?
11:43That's Grant having sex.
11:44Don't change the subject.
11:46It's not my fault that I'm nice and that people like me.
11:52Have you ever noticed how hard I work?
11:55I've had a job since I was 16 while mom and dad let you do whatever you wanted.
12:01I couldn't have a job in high school.
12:03The literary criticism debate team traveled.
12:09What is he doing in there?
12:12When you chose to stay with me, I thought, wow, Chelsea and I are finally going to connect.
12:20I didn't choose to stay with you, Claire.
12:22I tried everyone I knew in L.A. before calling you.
12:25I mean, this is the last place that I want to be.
12:28As you people would say, literally.
12:37Do you know why I wanted to make puffy paint shirts?
12:44Because the last time we did that was my seventh birthday.
12:49My favorite memory of us.
12:53It's the way it used to be before you started ignoring me.
12:58You probably don't even, as you people would say, recall.
13:07Claire, you don't understand.
13:08No, don't tell me what I understand.
13:10Okay, you think I'm dumb, but I'm not.
13:13I mean, look around you.
13:14I have a job.
13:16I have a place to live.
13:17And I have a life that I love.
13:19What do you have?
13:28Wow.
13:30Yeah, that was amazing.
13:33Truly.
13:34I'm proud of all of us.
13:41You just never know who you're going to meet at the grocery store.
13:48Uh-huh.
13:49Okay.
13:49Well, I would love to take the place for a month, if that's okay.
13:53And as for rent, I don't have the money per se,
13:57but I can make up for it in free Latin lessons.
14:01Hello?
14:03Hello?
14:05Salve?
14:09Grant, there's something I want you to see.
14:11Your glutes popping after those cross lunges I showed you?
14:13No, something else.
14:14Follow me.
14:15But you're right.
14:17They really are.
14:18Okay, close your eyes.
14:20Follow me.
14:21You can come too, boo-boo.
14:22Okay, keep them closed.
14:24Okay.
14:24I saw how sad you were about not having a shed there for a minute
14:28before your threesome.
14:31So, I bought you one.
14:35What?
14:36Yeah, the guy at the store, who, by the way,
14:38looked like Paul Giamatti.
14:39Yum.
14:40Clearly obsessed with me.
14:41He said this is the biggest one they have.
14:44I have the best friends.
14:49And the best shed.
14:51Love you, Grant.
14:52I love you too, man.
14:54Good thing.
14:58Ooh, yay.
14:59I picked the shed color based on my skin tone and it's working.
15:07I can't believe he just bought you a shed.
15:09Your friends would do the same.
15:11No, I don't think anyone would buy me a shed.
15:14For a myriad of reasons.
15:19You okay?
15:21Oh.
15:22Yeah, I mean, it's just that I have nowhere to go
15:26and no one to turn to because no one wants me.
15:30I am basically a social piranha.
15:33Oh, God, it's contagious.
15:36You know, it's funny.
15:40I was really bummed about not having a shed
15:43and then I had sex with Jane and Tiffany
15:45and I still felt bummed.
15:48Really?
15:48Because it sounded like you guys
15:49were riding Splash Mountain in there.
15:53And now I have a shed.
15:55And don't get me wrong, having a shed is awesome.
15:58But it's not the shed that matters.
16:01It's the tools inside it.
16:06Are you teaching me a lesson
16:08through the rhetorical divisive metaphor?
16:11I don't know.
16:14Because if you are
16:17and tools are friends
16:20and sheds are the socially constructed
16:22expectations of success,
16:23then I have been wasting my time
16:26focusing on sheds instead of tools.
16:32Well, Grant, that's actually really wise.
16:37Anytime.
16:39Really.
16:49Let's see.
16:50Let's see.
16:50Let's see.
16:51Let's see.
16:51Let's see.
16:54Let's see.
16:55Hi.
16:55Hi.
17:00Wait, Claire.
17:04Um.
17:07On your seventh birthday,
17:09we made puffy paint shirts
17:11and yours said Claire in bright pink
17:14and you spilled Cheeto dust all over it.
17:18You do recall?
17:20Yeah.
17:21You were crying.
17:22You were so upset.
17:23And then you put Cheeto dust all over yours
17:26to make me feel better.
17:27Yeah.
17:28You were so sweet back then.
17:33So why'd you stop?
17:35What did I do wrong?
17:38Oh.
17:39No, no.
17:40I mean, it wasn't you.
17:44Um.
17:47Do you remember after the divorce
17:50when Dad used to call the house all the time
17:52and asked for me?
17:53Yeah.
17:53He always liked you more.
17:56He wasn't calling to talk to me.
17:58He was calling to tell me what to tell Mom.
18:01And then she'd complain about Dad
18:03and I'd have to interpret it back to him.
18:05They really put me in the middle.
18:07Like Malcolm.
18:11I pulled away because
18:13I wanted to protect you
18:14from all their petty crap
18:16and I
18:17didn't really know how else to do it.
18:21I had no idea.
18:24Let me show you something.
18:30I was trying to match the original.
18:37Chelsea.
18:39Oh.
18:40Oh, I really did miss you.
18:48I missed you too.
19:00What is that stuff?
19:02It's hibiscus and dandelion root
19:05to clear the toxins.
19:06Oh.
19:07Is it working?
19:10No.
19:13Look, I just want to say
19:14thank you to all of you
19:15for letting me live here.
19:18I've never been a tool before.
19:21And it was a great idea
19:22turning the shed into a hang zone.
19:24Now it's a shed room.
19:28Because shed room
19:29sounds like bedroom.
19:31That is so cute.
19:32I love it!
19:34Oh, that is so cute!
19:36Okay, wait.
19:37I'm going to make popcorn.
19:37Does anyone want some?
19:38Yes, I'm coming with you.
19:40And Chels,
19:41we're going to have to get you on Insta.
19:43Right?
19:44Yeah, it's time.
19:45Oh, you know what?
19:46Again, it's really not for me.
19:48I'm of the emerging perspective
19:49that social media creates
19:51a paradigm of vapidness.
19:54I am too.
19:55Of that.
19:56Of two.
20:01You're on social media,
20:03aren't you?
20:03What?
20:03No, I'm not.
20:05It's okay.
20:05I can keep a secret.
20:08Okay, fine.
20:09I'm addicted to Instagram.
20:10I can't stop.
20:11And I'm a huge
20:12Jaden J.J. Michael Jane fan.
20:14I almost freaked out
20:14when I met him.
20:15He's the reason
20:16I bought this plant-based lip balm.
20:17He said it would make my lips
20:18as soft as a baby's bottom.
20:19And he was right.
20:22Please don't tell anybody, okay?
20:23It's my guilty pleasure.
20:25Why would you feel guilty
20:26about a pleasure?
20:30I never thought of it that way.
20:34Can I tell you a secret?
20:38Sure.
20:40I'm really looking forward
20:41to getting closer to you.
20:45You want to get close to me?
20:48Of course.
20:50I want to be close
20:51to the woman I love.
20:53Sister.
20:54I'm sorry, did you say sister?
20:56Yeah.
20:57Claire.
20:58I'm talking about Claire.
20:59Your sister.
21:00Claire?
21:00Yeah.
21:01I'm in love with Claire.
21:02I got it.
21:03Um, I just thought the breakup
21:05was mutual.
21:06It was, but only for Claire.
21:09Popcorn!
21:10Extra sugar!
21:11Thanks.
21:12Okay, Chels.
21:13House rule.
21:14You can't eat popcorn
21:16unless someone throws it in your mouth.
21:18Yes!
21:20Okay.
21:21That was so good!
21:22Okay.
21:23So, come on, uh,
21:25oh, uh,
21:25screw it.
21:27Hit me.
21:29Ah!
21:30Ah!
21:31Hey!
21:31Trey!
21:32Trey!
21:32Ah!
21:34Hey!
21:34Hey!
21:35Hey!
21:38Hey!
21:42Hey!
21:44Hey!
21:45Hey!
21:46Hey!
21:46Hey!
21:47Hey!
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