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مسلسل Overcompensating مترجم - Episode 1
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00:08George, George, George of the jungle, strong as he can be.
00:14As strong as he can be.
00:30Betty, stop!
00:32Why are we watching him swing in his underwear over and over again?
00:36This sleepover sucks.
00:37Can we do something else?
00:39Yeah, duh. I don't want to watch this stupid movie.
00:44Coming up next on the countdown,
00:46Britney Spears with Lucky.
00:48This is a story about a girl named Lucky.
01:01I'm up!
01:03That's my perfect boy.
01:06Hey, what's up, everybody? I'm Benny.
01:09I love pussy.
01:21Benny. Benny. Benny.
01:23I'm Benny.
01:26Hey, freshman. Look it in.
01:29Downstairs in tents.
01:33Yeah.
01:33I'm lonely, hard thinking.
01:36If there's nothing missing in my life, then why do these tears come at night?
01:46Yeah.
01:46You've spent an image here in a dream, but there's no one that'll wake her up.
01:53Bye, mom. I'm down.
01:55The world is spinning and she keeps on winning.
02:00But tell me, what happens when it stops?
02:04Sorry about last night. Fell asleep.
02:06Have fun at college.
02:09Hey, girl, she's and she love me.
02:17Hayley?
02:18Ruby!
02:19I just got to the door.
02:19I don't think I see you, but you did look different in every photo you sent me.
02:23Carm, I'm in sort of like a pink little crop moment.
02:25I think I see you.
02:26Hayley?
02:27Are you Ludtinks?
02:29Ludtinks?
02:32I love you.
02:37We're your parents.
02:38I want to meet them.
02:38I'm really good with parents.
02:39I swear to God.
02:39Not mine, but everyone else's.
02:40Oh, my parents, they were crying so hard.
02:44It was so embarrassing.
02:45So I was like, scram.
02:47Fuck.
02:48I just sent my loser stepdad to go get us another beanbag chair at Target.
02:51So now I hope yours could help me carry my vanity.
02:54Our vanity?
02:54I begged my mom when she finally caved and got us a garage gelat.
02:58Okay, great.
03:00Hey, oh, hey, Papa Bear.
03:02Hi.
03:03Would you actually mind carrying that to our room?
03:05I'm just really exhausted carrying these tits around.
03:10Well, there's the last of it.
03:14Oh, Benny, there's your sister.
03:16Oh, my God.
03:18Grace must have dropped 20.
03:19And you thought her spending all summer with Peter was a bad idea.
03:23No.
03:24She didn't.
03:24She looks like a different person.
03:26I didn't.
03:27Hey, Frisbee!
03:28Hit me!
03:29Watch out!
03:30Oh!
03:30Sorry!
03:32God!
03:33Nutsack!
03:34Are you okay?
03:35Hey, Mom.
03:36You look fantastic, honey.
03:38Hi.
03:39A million fucking colleges and you had to choose mine.
03:42You know Dad made me.
03:43Only because you've never made a choice of your own.
03:46Mr. S., I don't know if Grace mentioned it, but, uh, for most of the summer, I was interning
03:50with Hawksworth Financial.
03:52You know, Ben's gonna be a business major as well.
03:55Ah, smart man, Bento.
03:56Thanks.
03:57I love business.
03:58He loves business.
04:00I'm sad I didn't get to meet your roommate.
04:03His intro email said he was crew, so probably has crazy hours.
04:09I think that's it.
04:15Who will I be when you go?
04:17I'll be okay, Mom.
04:19Sorry.
04:21Okay.
04:22Okay.
04:25Awesome.
04:26Yeah.
04:36Bye, Mom.
04:38I love you, too.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:42She's still there.
04:45I got it.
05:06Okay.
05:06I've seen that movie five hundred times.
05:08Okay.
05:09Might have seen it.
05:09I've never seen that movie.
05:10I've never seen it.
05:10Yeah, I love it.
05:11Yo.
05:12blockchain.
05:14Oh, shit.
05:15Shit, sorry, dude.
05:16Oh, no, it's all cool.
05:18Had some stank on it.
05:19Aw, thanks, man.
05:20Nice lettuce.
05:21Damn.
05:22For real.
05:22I'm looking for orientation.
05:24Oh, dog, we got a freshman.
05:25Yeah, tight.
05:27Uh, do you guys know where Comrade Quad is?
05:28Oh, nah, dog, we don't do class.
05:31Oh, shit, yo, yo, it's a girl.
05:33Hey.
05:34Hi.
05:35Can you tell me?
05:37Yeah.
05:38Yeah, of course.
05:41You likey?
05:43Yeah, yeah, I likey.
05:44Um, do you know where Comrade Quad is?
05:47Oh, no, I don't go here.
05:49Gays would know.
05:52Bro, she wants you.
05:56Hi.
05:58You can at least say hi.
06:00What's up, dude?
06:02You want a free condom?
06:03Oh, yeah, yo, take one.
06:04You're gonna need one later tonight
06:05when you hook up a freshman baddie.
06:08Come on.
06:08Oh.
06:09Totally.
06:10It's gonna be really fun for you, bruh.
06:15Okay, well, Comrade Quad is through the tunnel
06:17past the climate change protests.
06:21Bye.
06:24Hi.
06:25Are you gay?
06:27Are you gay?
06:36Welcome, freshman group seven.
06:38I'm Kevin, and I'm your new student orientation leader.
06:40And I am co-leader, Courtney.
06:43Okay, and, um, that's Michelle.
06:45You might recognize us from the school's diversity brochure,
06:48diversity website, and diversity in action panel.
06:51And this is the extent of that diversity.
06:53Okay, Michelle, let's not be a downer.
06:55This school doesn't have any brands.
06:56Hey, Courtney.
06:56Yeah?
06:57Show us how you NSO.
06:59Show us how you NSO!
07:02My hands are high, my hands are low,
07:04and this is how I NSO.
07:07Oh, what?
07:09Uh, uh, uh, whoo?
07:11What?
07:12Now, everyone stand up.
07:13Show us how you NSO.
07:15Come on, guys.
07:15We can do it.
07:16We can do it.
07:16Her hands are high, her hands are low,
07:19and this is how she NSOs.
07:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:35Emily, dad it?
07:36Dad it.
07:37Yeah!
07:37Woo!
07:38Okay, good dab.
07:40Good dab.
07:41That was so fun.
07:42Welcome to college,
07:43where you can have a fresh start.
07:45And you can be whoever you want to be here.
07:48Can you?
07:50Okay, let's tell the person next to you
07:52who we want to be here.
07:54Hmm?
07:55Me?
07:56I want to be a TEDx speaker.
07:58Oh.
07:58I want to be a DJ.
08:00I'm Amanda Knox's cousin.
08:03Is that who you want to be,
08:04or just who you are?
08:07She was innocent.
08:08It was a fucking witch hunt, really.
08:11It was an Italian detective.
08:12Who do you want to be?
08:13Are you kidding me?
08:14Um, I played football in high school,
08:17so maybe, you know,
08:18something in sports?
08:19Okay, let me guess.
08:20Homecoming king?
08:22No.
08:24Fuck yeah, Benny!
08:26Yes, but it was close.
08:27I had a campaign.
08:29Valedictorian?
08:30And I, for one,
08:31can't wait to be there.
08:35Technically, dated cheerleaders.
08:39Okay, well, uh,
08:40since you know my whole life story,
08:42who do you want to be?
08:45I don't know.
08:48It's a dumb question.
08:50Okay, but is it a dumb question,
08:51or are we just dumb for not having an answer?
08:53Both?
08:54Yeah.
08:55Where are you from?
08:57New York.
08:58Like Manhattan?
08:58No, like right outside the city.
09:00Brooklyn.
09:01Right outside that.
09:02Queens?
09:03I'm from Jersey.
09:05Sick.
09:06No one has ever said sick
09:08when they hear Jersey.
09:10Where are you from?
09:11Idaho.
09:12People are from there?
09:14Yes.
09:15Do you have any, like,
09:16movie theaters there?
09:17Of course.
09:18Mm-hmm.
09:19There are two.
09:20And how many of your cousins
09:21have you hooked up with?
09:22Also, two.
09:25I'm Benny.
09:27Carmen.
09:30Tim Watkins was tagged in a photo.
09:33Here's to the nights we'll never remember
09:35with the friends we'll never forget.
09:39My roomy-ass bitch and I
09:41are throwing a pregame in our dorm tonight.
09:42You should come.
09:44It'll be a night we don't remember
09:46with friends we won't forgive.
09:48What?
09:50Sorry.
09:50We will remember the night.
09:52We won't remember.
09:53The people is what we will remember
09:54and she'll always cherish it.
09:56We can workshop it.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Tonight.
09:59Bro, Amanda is not a killer.
10:00She's an empath.
10:01I don't know.
10:02I feel like I can't show up
10:03to my first pregame
10:03without bringing something, so.
10:05Okay.
10:05I'm just doing this once.
10:07What kind of vodka do you want?
10:08Maple syrup flavor,
10:10or something like that.
10:11Flavored vodka?
10:12Adults don't really drink that.
10:13Jesus.
10:14Take it easy on the guy.
10:16We're just teasing.
10:16It's fun.
10:17Yeah, it's fun.
10:21You watched the game last night?
10:23Oh, it was fucking crazy.
10:25Not that crazy.
10:26They tied 0-0.
10:27Yeah, it's a nail-biter.
10:29So, uh, how are the freshman ladies treating you?
10:32Oh.
10:32Any hotties?
10:33Definitely.
10:34This one girl actually invited me
10:35to her pregame.
10:37Oh, shit.
10:38Bento.
10:39Yo, bring bitch
10:40to the Bader House party tonight.
10:42I'll wingman for you.
10:43Sick.
10:44Yeah.
10:44Um, what time?
10:45Uh, late.
10:46All right, great.
10:48Like, 8, 8.15.
10:49Oh, you're fucking with me.
10:50Like, 9.30?
10:51No, earlier than 11.
10:53Oh, okay.
10:53Yeah.
10:54That's great.
10:56I love the night.
10:58Oh, yeah?
10:59Yeah.
11:01I'm gonna help you seal the deal.
11:03All right?
11:04Tonight sets the tone
11:05for the rest of college.
11:07Either you're a dude who fucks,
11:11or...
11:15Nah.
11:18Nah.
11:18Nah.
11:19Nah.
11:20Nah, I'm...
11:20I'm definitely gonna fuck some vagina tonight.
11:24Okay.
11:25Weird way of saying it.
11:26Yeah.
11:26I like your spirit.
11:28Legend!
11:29Oh, oh, oh!
11:31Oh, shit.
11:32You know that?
11:33Yeah.
11:33Yeah.
11:34I know that.
11:34Yeah.
11:35That's tight.
11:35Yeah, my friends and I used to bird call.
11:37Nice.
11:38Nice.
11:38Yeah.
11:39You like me?
11:40Yeah.
11:41No, I mean...
11:42Here.
11:43Two handles of regular vodka,
11:44so you don't get laughed at.
11:46See, I'm nice.
11:47Yeah, you are real nice.
11:49Mmm.
11:49And that's nice.
11:50Oh, okay.
11:52Mmm.
11:54All right.
11:54Awesome.
11:55Later, Bento.
11:56Definitely, Pete.
12:01Do you like her?
12:03Or, like, a threesome?
12:05It might be fun.
12:07Wait, for real?
12:08Yeah.
12:09I've always wanted to,
12:11and it might help.
12:13Fucking grace for the win!
12:29Tonight, you fuck.
12:37Oh, what's that?
12:41Fuck.
12:42It broke.
12:43What?
12:44Yeah.
12:47Should we watch music videos?
12:48Yes!
12:51Seal the deal, Bento.
12:54You're not, no.
13:05Rumi!
13:08No.
13:09Whatever you're doing, no.
13:10I think.
13:11I don't know if you're going to get a dick.
13:16Atta girl.
13:17I'm just going to fix your hair after this, okay?
13:18Oh, yeah.
13:19If there's time.
13:21There's always time,
13:21especially if you're going to get a dick tonight.
13:23Yeah!
13:24Dick!
13:25Wait.
13:26Let me guess.
13:27No.
13:28Are you still their boyfriend from high school?
13:30We left things kind of open-ended.
13:32I definitely want to fuck other people in college.
13:36This him.
13:37Show me a photo right now.
13:38You're perfect.
13:40Gimme, gimme.
13:43Good for you for pulling that.
13:45Oh.
13:46Thanks, girl.
13:48No, no, no, no.
13:49No.
13:50He'd be fucking, babe,
13:52when he's fucked this girl multiple times.
13:53Like, this photo says everything.
13:56No, are you sad vibes now?
13:58No, I hate that.
13:59Oh, and don't be that girl.
14:01No, no.
14:02No, I'm not that girl.
14:03I'm like you guys.
14:05I'm this girl.
14:06What?
14:07Hey, I'll be fucking too.
14:09What?
14:10Atta girl.
14:11He's just a college dick.
14:13College dick is so much better.
14:14So good.
14:15It tastes delicious.
14:16Okay, throat slide.
14:18You're nasty.
14:19Like, I just need you to have, like, a night one hookup
14:20because, like, I don't want anyone to think
14:21you're, like, a sad, lonely freak.
14:22Oh, totally.
14:24I invited this guy I met at orientation to our pregame.
14:27That's my roomie!
14:29Karma's gonna get fucked.
14:30Night one, fuck.
14:32I'm gonna get fucked.
14:33Yeah, say it louder.
14:34I'm gonna get fucked.
14:36Loudest you can do.
14:37I'm gonna get fucked!
14:42Mr. Iowa?
14:44Idaho.
14:45I know.
14:46I brought vodka.
14:47Maple syrup flavor?
14:49No.
14:50My sister said that I should bring plain,
14:51but I would have done maple syrup.
14:53Great minds think alike.
14:54You wanna come in?
14:55Yeah.
14:59That's my roommate, Hailey.
15:01Oh.
15:02She's...
15:03Ew, my knees look fucking nasty.
15:04Shut up!
15:05I'm obsessed with your knees!
15:06Your knees are hot.
15:07Both your knees are better than mine.
15:08No way.
15:08Your knees are literally the best.
15:10Take it back.
15:10No, I won't.
15:11I will not!
15:17Sorry, can I pick something?
15:19Yeah.
15:20Oh, oh, yeah.
15:21It just would have bothered me all night.
15:24Thanks.
15:26Drinks?
15:26Oh, okay, yeah.
15:27What's up?
15:29My name's Chris.
15:30Okay.
15:31I'm actually a DJ.
15:32I make playlists on Spotify.
15:33Sick.
15:34My dad left my family for a DJ.
15:37What's up?
15:38You remember me?
15:41Amanda Knox's cousin.
15:42Okay.
15:43She would have loved you, by the way.
15:46My sister's boyfriend is having a party tonight.
15:49It's mostly seniors.
15:52Oh, cool.
15:53Um, maybe I'll see you later?
15:55No, I was inviting you to come with me.
15:58Oh, my God.
15:58Yeah.
15:59No, let's go.
16:00Let me just go to the bathroom real quick.
16:02Yeah.
16:10It's happening.
16:12You be fucking.
16:13You be fucking.
16:15You be fucking.
16:16You be fucking.
16:18Oh, my God.
16:20You're sure you're finna fucker?
16:22Because I don't want to let you have her, and then you, like, drop the ball.
16:26No.
16:26I mean, it's going to be a pork fest.
16:30Fuck.
16:31Are you okay?
16:33I need to find something.
16:34My brother said if you don't get late night one, it's bleak.
16:37How bleak?
16:38Hello, Yeats U.
16:40We are 51st Yeats.
16:43And we're going to improv the night away.
16:46All we need is one word.
16:48Any word, just shout it out.
16:50Queef.
16:51Queef.
16:51We got queef.
16:55Hello, Cheerios, sir.
16:57I'm Mr. Queef.
16:59Yeah, that's not going to be me, dude.
17:00But good luck.
17:08I'll fucking kill you.
17:11So, do you have a girlfriend?
17:13Nah.
17:15Really?
17:15You seem like such a girlfriend guy.
17:17Pretty picky, I guess.
17:20You?
17:21No, not picky at all.
17:25Tim Watkins was tagged in a photo.
17:31Let's take a selfie.
17:33First day of college.
17:35Yeah.
17:35Yeah, definitely.
17:36Okay.
17:39Here's to the nights we'll never remember, what the friends will never forgive.
17:44Okay.
17:45Um, yeah.
17:51Yo!
17:52Bentham!
17:53What's good?
17:54Damn!
17:55Who's this?
17:56Uh, this is Carmen.
17:57Uh, hi.
17:59Hi, Grace.
18:00Uh, what is this ratio?
18:02One guy, one chica?
18:04How about one chica, six chicas?
18:07Did you follow us?
18:08Roomie with the party hookah.
18:10Atta girl.
18:11Yeah, atta girl.
18:12Come on in.
18:12Okay.
18:13I want alcohol.
18:14Do you have that?
18:15You can only pick one of us.
18:17Hello.
18:17Watch your step.
18:19Hey.
18:20Peter.
18:20Uh, what the fuck?
18:22Great.
18:22Peter invited me.
18:23Yeah, because you're my brother.
18:24See?
18:25You're my brother.
18:26Not the other way around.
18:27This is my school.
18:28You're not fucking taking over here.
18:30Jesus Christ.
18:31Got it.
18:34My stepdad loves golf.
18:35Very nice.
18:37Actually, come in.
18:38Um, Peter, did you want to play pong with Benny?
18:40Benny loves pong.
18:42Oh, yeah.
18:44You gonna play with your girlfriend?
18:46Oh, she's not my girlfriend.
18:48Okay.
18:49Well, come on in.
18:50Come on in.
18:53Oh, man.
18:54Seal.
18:55Deal.
18:56Deal.
18:58Hey, that.
19:00Freshman girl seems fine.
19:02The blonde one?
19:03Hmm?
19:04Go talk to her.
19:05Okay.
19:05Yeah.
19:09Yeah.
19:09Woo-hoo.
19:14Woo!
19:16Yeah!
19:17Oh, let's fucking go.
19:33Oh, fuck.
19:34Oh, shit.
19:35I'm so sorry.
19:36No, it's cool.
19:36I actually, I kind of want to pin guys, so that works out well for us.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Yeah.
19:40Yeah.
19:41Yeah, no, you're welcome.
19:43At least I can do.
19:44Are you sure?
19:45Take it away from me.
19:50Whoa!
19:51She's smoking.
19:52Okay.
19:55I just used to play with my brother and his friends.
19:58Um, I still have pong water.
20:01There you go.
20:06Yes!
20:07Fuck that!
20:09Well done, kiddos.
20:11Well done.
20:12Yeah, well done.
20:13Suck.
20:13Suck.
20:51Enjoy the party, Beto.
20:53Yeah.
20:56Woo!
21:05Oh my God.
21:06Oh my God, I'm gonna come.
21:08I'm gonna come.
21:08That's how easy it is to fake it.
21:10So really remember that.
21:21I love this song.
21:22One of the great songwriters of our time.
21:24I've never met a guy that likes Lord.
21:27Oh yeah, no.
21:29I think she's sexy.
21:33You think Lord is sexy?
21:35Yeah.
21:44Not as sexy as you though.
21:45I love this song.
21:48I love this song.
21:48I'm kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air.
21:56So there.
21:57So all the cups got broke.
22:00Swords beneath five feet.
22:03But it wasn't my fault.
22:08Everyone's competing
22:09For a love they won't receive
22:12Cause what this palace wants is released
22:16Oh, man
22:24Wanna go back to yours?
22:28Yeah
22:33You're being boring
22:34Like really bad
22:41Oh, we missed the last shuttle
22:43No, no, no, no
22:45Like, should we call it?
22:51Wait
22:54Okay
22:58So let's ride
23:01Bitches know they can't catch me
23:03And cute, sexy, and my bike's 14
23:06Oh, my God
23:07So let's ride
23:13Bitches know they can't catch me
23:16Cute, sexy, and my bike's 14
23:24Let's do the Chief Keef Young Money ASAP
23:26For a medley, okay?
23:28One, two, three, four
23:30Oh, my God
23:32Oh, my God
23:34Oh, my God
23:35Oh, my God
23:35What the?
23:37Slow down
23:38Oh, my God
23:39You're coming so fast
23:40Stop, stop, stop, stop
23:41Stop
23:42Slow down
23:43Oh, my God
23:44Oh, my God
24:00Yeah, yeah
24:00Is that weird?
24:02No, no
24:02I support it
24:03Oh, okay
24:04Yeah, yeah, yeah
24:19Oh, um
24:22Look at those tits
24:25Look at those tits
24:27Oh, oh, oh
24:29Oh, my God
24:38Is everything okay?
24:39Yeah, yeah
24:40I just have to go to the bathroom
24:41I have to pee
24:41I'll be, um
24:42I'll be right back
24:43Oh, my God
24:46I'll be right back
24:47Yeah
24:48Okay
24:50Okay
24:58I'm making funks
25:15Get it up
25:16You got it
25:18Come on, Benny
25:19Get hard
25:22Come on, Benny
25:22I believe in you
25:25Oh, my God
25:25I'll be right back
25:26Okay
25:38Oo
25:39Hello
25:40Hello
25:40Bye
26:10I'm hard.
26:24I'm Trey you must be my new roommate hi Trey it's nice to meet you man I'm Benny I'm Carmen
26:32cool yeah I'll just uh grab my gear yeah
26:40hey one of your Clif bars Trey I'm sorry I'll replace it dude don't even sweat it
26:51see you Benny see you Trey bye Trey
27:00I broke my penis I got a tonsillectomy
27:07hey kiddos want to see the night I met your papa he's in love that's like they're gonna go the
27:12distance yeah can we address your sister oh now she's a cunt whoa sorry a little aggressive but
27:20she is a cunt so no it's fine I just feel like I've never full-on said it now you
27:27have to yeah sorry okay
27:34cunt you feel better you good okay yeah I think so so do we like the boyfriend my parents love
27:43him
27:43he's great yeah we have to address the elephant in the room
27:53we kind of can't not
28:00you and I stole a golf cart yeah oh my god the Catholic guilt I feel internally is all
28:08concerning Catholic guilt I I was around guys who smoked weed in high school and I wrote my dad an
28:15apology letter yeah I thought you could get pregnant from giving a blowjob until I was 16.
28:19you can yeah did your parents don't give you the talk us talking no they don't really care
28:28I'm getting the feeling your parents cared too much yeah yeah I mean there was definitely pressure
28:35on me to be perfect at sports in school but I also wanted it if that makes sense yeah maybe
28:44I feel
28:45like it was like that for my brother are you and your brother close we were yeah but he's not
28:54here
28:57anymore oh my god I'm so sorry me too
29:24I'm a DJ I'm a DJ you're a DJ I'm a DJ I'm a DJ I'm a DJ
29:46hmm yeah yeah I thought it would be more like yeah like more yeah yeah it's kind of too long
29:56yeah
30:01I'm cold, step-mommy could you share some of your covers please?
30:27you sleep okay oh oh my god oh no no no no no stop i'm so sorry no my mom
30:34put this there is
30:35so embarrassing so thank you you actually did me service and i'm sorry if it's where they stayed
30:43is everything okay it's cool it's cool i'm glad you did okay um i guess before i destroy any of
30:52your
30:52belongings anymore i'll go um would you want to go to the dining hall for breakfast or oh sure
31:02i love a morning food yeah morning food uh okay yeah great
31:12my fucking eye
31:22they must have hooked up oh yeah you fucked her she totally fucked him
31:38yo vento
31:44my man sealed it
31:53food sucks don't bother
32:01you be fucking
32:06happy birthday classes come get some free sex classes come on guys they're free they're so cute right
32:13guys is my eye really noticeable no okay what's your first class creative writing you econ oh he's in the
32:25business school yeah my dad insisted and peter's in it too and he has a job after graduation so sounds
32:31well planned
32:33i want to hang after yeah yeah yeah i'm down cool bye carmen
32:58welcome to the yates business school and economics 101
33:02webster defines economics as a social science concerned chiefly with the analysis is this
33:08interest film studies no second door on the right as i will say economics is
33:20where you will be trapped for the next four years of your life benny if you refuse
33:28you choose to make a choice of your own for once dear god just do it make a choice like
33:37what the
33:38fuck are you still doing here do it make a choice
33:48so we will begin with the concept of
33:51excuse me sorry
34:11tim wetkins was tagged in a photo
34:15you unfollowed tim wetkins
34:33you're not
34:35you
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