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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 08: Mine Town
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00:11Previously on Resident Evil
00:18Welcome again to my podcast where I will discuss the search for Peterbott's son, Robert
00:23Good work, deputy. It's the alien stuff. It's all connected
00:26The mantid might still be alive
00:28You can't kill me
00:29But I can kill you
00:31And how's the lady wrong?
00:33Sorry, the kick like a little fancy dancer
00:35I decided to stop drinking and I found an AA meeting
00:38So now that the baby is safe, I want to tell Venegate the truth
00:42You killed your own dad to save me
00:44Don't make it weird
00:48What the?
01:02Hey, looks like I gotta pack up
01:06Don't I have one benefit?
01:09Oh, but I feel like I'm so scared
01:42Are you comfortable in there?
01:47Sorry, Jules, you can't come with me, but you've been such a good host.
02:19Humans do not like change.
02:21They find comfort in their lives staying the same.
02:24I think for humans, seeing your son hugging an alien does not count as comfort.
02:30Could you please cover up the dead alien statue father thing?
02:34It's making me want to barf.
02:36Do not disrespect my dead father, who I just murdered.
02:47Thank you for turning back into a human.
02:51That was a lot.
02:54It was easy.
02:55It was like putting on a coat.
02:56One with broad shoulders, great hair, and nipples like Spanish doubloons.
03:02Well, thanks for ruining history and nipples for us.
03:06So now you know I am an alien.
03:10We are not too different.
03:12Now get out.
03:13I need to break up my father into pieces, turn him into a rock garden by the lake.
03:17Not so fast.
03:19We still have a few questions.
03:21So you really went to space?
03:22Was it neat?
03:23Did you learn anything?
03:24It seems like a question you could ask on the way home.
03:26And why are you asking him?
03:28Like, he just went on some school trip.
03:30He left the planet.
03:31I was only up there for like 10 minutes.
03:34And then when I got back, I grew a beard because I touched one of Harry's balls.
03:37I knew it!
03:40Metal spheres.
03:42Alien technology from my planet to assist me if I got lost.
03:45And did you say I knew it?
03:47You think I'm scrotuming your son?
03:50I'm no freak.
03:51I like birds.
03:57What the hell is that thing?
03:58This isn't my son!
03:59I don't call your son a thing.
04:02Calls me a shaved squirrel, pinky, mouse baby, maxi pad.
04:11No more screen time!
04:13What the hell is happening?
04:15There's, uh, there's little aliens?
04:17Mm-hmm.
04:17There's praying mantis aliens?
04:19Why not?
04:19On Earth?
04:20How could you keep this all a secret?
04:22Yeah, buddy, you didn't think to tell us that the town doctor is an alien?
04:26You know, he prescribes Adderall.
04:28But sometimes won't.
04:30I did tell you.
04:32You told me I was broken and wanted to send me to a school in Georgia for special kids.
04:40And it was a nice school.
04:42Mm-hmm.
04:42You know, they, they, they had horses.
04:46They did.
04:48They might want coffee.
04:50They didn't think about it.
04:52Oh, I call him that, too.
04:54Ha!
04:56Lena, it's me.
04:57I was right about Jules being an alien, okay?
04:59So could you just give me a call when you get this message and just know I'm pretty sure
05:02Cletus is farting because he misses you, okay?
05:07Did you get a hold of her?
05:08She thinks I'm crazy.
05:09I mean, you know, I sit in the car for hours stalking a woman.
05:12She goes out for a cigarette.
05:13I put a bullet through her and I'm the crazy one?
05:15Huh.
05:16I'm still trying to process that I had drinks with a mantid.
05:19And she stuck me with the bill.
05:21What a B-I-T-C-H.
05:23You know what?
05:23She's a murderer.
05:24I'll just say bitch.
05:28Did you, uh, you send a car over to Lena's?
05:30Yeah.
05:31They're keeping an eye on her.
05:32They also searched Jules' house, found nothing.
05:36She's gone.
05:36We gotta put a stop to this thing.
05:38Old mining day starts the day after tomorrow and sounds like this mantid's planning on turning
05:41it into an all-you-can-eat buffet with me as a side dish.
05:45I'm not some damn floppy broccolini.
05:47Hell, I'm a fully loaded baked potato with extra bacon.
05:50Damn, now I'm hungry for something as delicious as myself.
05:54So you lied when you said that Harry wasn't an alien.
05:57He wasn't an alien then?
05:58My life has been a roller coaster.
06:01Hi.
06:02We need to talk.
06:03Why do humans have so many knock-knock jokes if they never knock-knock?
06:07We saw your car outside.
06:08You guys just hanging out?
06:10That's us.
06:10We're the, uh, family who hangs out with the town doctor who, uh, happens to be an alien.
06:15Remember your therapy.
06:16Go to your happy place.
06:18What?
06:18They saw Max hugging me in my alien form after I killed my father.
06:23His corpse is under that blanket.
06:26I got my alien energy back after the tube fell out of his crotch and it broke.
06:32Big day.
06:33Normally that would be a lot to take in, but it's disturbing how not disturbing all that sounds.
06:38Hmm.
06:39Well, you know what's really disturbing is the fact that this whole time the two of you have known about
06:43our baby and you didn't tell us.
06:44That's why we're here.
06:45We decided to finally tell you guys everything.
06:47We just came to tell Harry first, but you're already here and he told you.
06:51So, two birds, one stone.
06:53You really expect me to believe that?
06:54Keeping this a secret from you, Kate has been torture for me.
06:58Oh, I'm sorry.
06:59I'm sorry that lying to us about our baby has been so tough for you.
07:02What, what can I do to ease your pain?
07:04Hey, hey, hey.
07:04Look, I know this is all really upsetting, but Darcy's been through a lot lately.
07:08It's okay.
07:09It's all right.
07:10I'm, I'm sober now.
07:11You're sober?
07:12Well, that's great.
07:14Yeah, thanks.
07:14I've been going to AA, so.
07:16Oh, I, sorry.
07:17I just thought you meant you were sober right now.
07:20So you assume I'm always drunk?
07:21Your coffee mug says wine time.
07:23That was a gift from you.
07:25Oh, yeah.
07:25Why would I leave Patience to see the world when I have all the excitement I need right here?
07:30I, I know you're mad, but we were just trying to protect Daisy.
07:33You named our baby?
07:35You were planning on leaving Patience without telling me?
07:37What?
07:37Oh, no, um, it's just something my dad brought up.
07:40Look, Ben, Kate, I'm sorry, okay?
07:42I swear we were going to tell you guys, but it wasn't safe.
07:45The Greys were watching you, okay?
07:47And Harry said...
07:48Yes, of course.
07:49Harry, who apparently is an alien, making decisions like he knows what's best for our family.
07:54Well, guess what?
07:54He doesn't.
07:55Harry is the one who convinced the Greys to leave your baby alone.
07:58He literally put himself up as collateral.
08:00And he killed his own father to save me.
08:02And I ruined a perfectly good fireplace poker doing it.
08:05Well, despite your many sacrifices, I would really appreciate if you would leave my family alone from now on.
08:10You were in my house.
08:11I mean it, okay?
08:12Hey, why don't we call Sheriff Mike?
08:14We'll see what he thinks about it.
08:15You cannot tell anyone, especially Mike and Liv.
08:17Harry is trying to stop the mantid.
08:19The last thing he needs is Mike and Liv slowing him down.
08:21Sorry, no, I, I cannot lie to Mike.
08:23He always knows I won't be able to look him in the eye.
08:26I would poke your eyes out, but my fireplace poker is stuck in my dead father.
08:43Ben, hey, we need to talk.
08:53Didn't you hear me?
08:54I said we need to talk.
08:56Last night, I came face to face with the mantid.
08:59I think it read minds and shapeshift.
09:01And guess who it shapeshifted into?
09:03Jules Gardner.
09:06I knew it.
09:07You know, I knew the second she stole my girlfriend, she was a monster.
09:10No, no, this isn't Jules.
09:12This is the mantid.
09:12The real Jules is probably dead.
09:14Yeah, well, we all make choices.
09:18What's going on with you, huh?
09:20Why do you keep looking away from me?
09:22Uh, don't know what you're talking about.
09:25Nothing's going on.
09:26Okay, so if nothing's wrong, then why can't you look me in my eyes and say that?
09:30I don't want to take advantage of the power dynamic.
09:34Well, there can't be any power dynamics when there's no dynamics.
09:38It's just power, and it belongs to me.
09:39I radiate power.
09:41You're just a figurehead.
09:42Wrong.
09:43You know, I approve budgets, make proclamations.
09:46I am the last word in who wins the chili cook-off every year.
09:50And I came up with the new town motto, small town, big hearts.
09:54You know, I pretty much run this town.
09:56Good.
09:57Then cancel old mining days.
09:59What?
10:01Uh, that's impossible.
10:03Every hotel in town is booked.
10:04Including the one where the mantid ate the guy's head?
10:06I'd have to petition the town council, and they don't meet until next week.
10:10But come on, hang on here.
10:12Uh, you know, as mayor, I will use every weapon in my arsenal to protect the townspeople.
10:20Okay, so just the megaphone and the oversized gavel you use to call meetings to order?
10:25It's not oversized.
10:26It's proportional to the gavel block.
10:28Sure it is.
10:30Well, let's just hope the new town motto doesn't become small town, overcrowded cemeteries.
10:35Well, it wouldn't, because the town slogan is up to me.
10:44Humans should not be afraid of change.
10:46They need to learn how to adapt.
10:48Like I did when I lost my alien energy.
10:50And that time the diner ran out of pie.
10:53I did not cry about it.
10:54I just followed the man who ordered the last piece and left a note on his car that said pie
10:58pig.
11:00Look at me!
11:01Look at me!
11:29Wee!
11:29I'm not leaving patients.
11:30I'm not leaving patients.
11:30And if I did...
11:32I'd go alone.
11:33Alone?
11:33How could you go without me?
11:36If I went to my home planet, I would bring you with me.
11:38Then I'd die because I need oxygen to breathe.
11:42But we would be together!
11:44I take it back.
11:46I hate change.
11:57I've got some juice you're going to want to squeeze.
12:00Mike said the mantid revealed itself to him.
12:02One jewel's gardener.
12:04This is bad.
12:05Mm-hmm.
12:05If the mantid thinks its identity has been discovered, it will look for a new host.
12:10I will need your help.
12:12Well, I thought you might say that.
12:14You know, as mayor of this little hamlet, I do have the ability to get things done.
12:19I do not need a shopping center opened.
12:21I meant Max.
12:22I need someone who can see aliens.
12:25Max is a no-go.
12:27You don't need him.
12:28I have my own skill set.
12:29Like what?
12:31I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under two minutes.
12:34You are useless to me.
12:42I want Max.
12:44I want Max.
12:44He is my son, and he is off limits.
12:47Ha ha ha!
12:48This is classic bravado.
12:50This defense mechanism to mask the fear of being powerless as a parent.
12:55Don't, don't, don't psychoanalyze me anymore, okay?
12:58You're not even a real doctor.
13:00Which, by the way, I will be expecting a refund for all the times that I paid you for therapy.
13:04If you do not let me use Max, I will tell your wife about your creepy sex dream with that
13:08ancient woman in your office, Deborah.
13:11That wasn't a sex dream.
13:13I was naked, but she had clothes on.
13:15What was the whole thing about all those moles?
13:17She said she looked like a chocolate chip cookie.
13:20And you were hungry.
13:22That's why you got out the milk.
13:24You're a weird, sick little man.
13:28What about doctor-patient confidentiality?
13:31You just said that I wasn't a real doctor.
13:33You're not.
13:34So you can forget about Max.
13:36I will not let you use my son to help you hunt down some dangerous mantid.
13:41This refusal shows growth.
13:45You're finally starting to assert yourself.
13:48I mean, this is incredible progress.
13:52Well, thanks.
13:55Just pay all the way out.
14:24Look at that.
14:26Sir?
14:27You might want to see this.
14:31I took this with a trail cam I set up in the mantid feeding ground.
14:36What is Oscar doing in the middle of nowhere?
14:38And who is she with?
14:38If the mantid has been active there, then whoever it is, looks like they're trying to cover it up.
14:44Yeah, that doesn't make any sense though.
14:45Why would Oscar want to help that monster?
14:48Maybe it's not about helping the mantid.
14:50Maybe she's trying to protect whoever that is with her.
14:54Protect them from what though?
14:55From being exposed.
14:58Because they're not human.
15:02So then, who is this non-human?
15:13Hi.
15:14What can I get you, sailor?
15:16Remember, just because I'm not drinking doesn't mean you can't.
15:19Somebody's gotta keep this place in business.
15:21Hmm.
15:22No, I'm good.
15:23I just need a break from Harry.
15:25Who keeps freaking out about this idea of me leaving town?
15:29Aw.
15:30Why?
15:31It's not like you're actually leaving.
15:33I know.
15:34It's stupid.
15:35Totally.
15:39But why is it stupid?
15:41Because you belong here.
15:43You know.
15:45And every time I went away, the one thing I always knew was that you'd be here when I got
15:51back.
15:51You're the constant.
15:53Yep.
15:55That's me.
15:57But you know, if I left, it's not like things would fall apart.
16:00Life would go on.
16:02Wait, are you...
16:05Are you actually considering leaving? Like, like for real?
16:09No, I'm not saying I'm doing it.
16:11It's just, I don't know.
16:13Sometimes I wonder what else is out there.
16:16I don't hear.
16:22Oh, no, no.
16:24Oh, no.
16:26Oh, no.
16:26Oh, please.
16:27Oh.
16:28I'm not going anywhere.
16:29I promise.
16:31Oh, God, babe.
16:32I'm sorry.
16:33I need it, Lars.
16:35I'm leaving.
16:38Okay.
16:39Okay.
16:42Aww.
16:43Singing my hummingbird.
16:51Oh, Harry.
16:52What can I get you?
16:53Uh, nothing.
16:54I refuse to eat anything from someone who suggested that Astor should leave patience.
16:58Too bad.
17:00Because a fresh apple pie just came out of the oven.
17:06I don't care.
17:09Okay.
17:14I got your note.
17:15Next time, maybe don't leave an envelope that reads top secret in my mailbox.
17:20Okay, okay.
17:21I need Max's help to kill the Manton.
17:24So you have to invite him to the festival tomorrow.
17:26No, can't do.
17:27Since his parents found out about you, they barely let him out of their sight.
17:30Well, he can sneak out.
17:32Tell him that now you like him as more than a friend.
17:37Do you have something else you could wear?
17:40Something that says,
17:41I feel silly.
17:42That is a vile scenario.
17:46Oh.
17:46And you don't need Max.
17:48I've been working on an all-organic halal mantiside.
17:53Here's the formula.
17:57I am so happy to have my alien energy back.
17:59Without it, I would not understand this and would have to admit that Headscarf Girl is smarter than me.
18:05Hey.
18:07Hey.
18:07Hey.
18:08Are you okay?
18:09Yeah, I'm fine.
18:11Just okay.
18:12I...
18:14This is not bad.
18:17With a few added elements,
18:19I can make this work.
18:23Since Asa's on break, we respectfully wait for her in her office.
18:32While we rifle through her shit looking for clues.
18:46Look at this.
18:48Dear Asa,
18:49please accept these earth flowers as a token of my undying love,
18:53Sincerely,
18:55Joseph.
18:59Asa's the one Joseph was in love with.
19:01First, she's burying shit where the Mantan's tromping around.
19:04Now she's dating an alien?
19:06That's sus.
19:07With a capital S.
19:08And a little s.
19:11What are you doing in my office?
19:13How about we ask the questions?
19:14We saw you on a trail cam with someone up in the woods.
19:18And you were both carrying shovels.
19:20It's not a question, that's a statement.
19:23And we found this card from Joseph, who we are investigating.
19:27Not a nitpick, but again, not a question.
19:29I have no clue who this Joseph is.
19:32Isn't that the hot cop that proposed to you?
19:38So, it's you and Joseph in the picture.
19:41I guess I'm gonna have to do the heavy lifting around here.
19:45Is this you and Joseph in this picture?
19:48Fine, yes.
19:49That's Joseph with me.
19:51What were you doing with shovels?
19:53Starting a community garden.
19:55What were you growing?
19:56Radishes.
20:00Okay, that tracks me.
20:01You can grow radishes in Colorado in April.
20:02You use a miracle grow?
20:03Compost.
20:04It's organic and better for root vegetables.
20:06That's a good tip.
20:07See, what I do is I bury a dead fish in the dirt.
20:09I learned that from a Snoopy Thanksgiving special.
20:11Maybe you can discuss gardening tips later, question mark.
20:17I hope you're telling the truth.
20:19Not just because we're friends, but because we're cops.
20:26Do you believe her?
20:27Oh, absolutely.
20:28Radishes are cool season crops.
20:30They can tolerate a light frost.
20:32Oh, not about that.
20:33About Joseph.
20:36Absolutely not.
20:37She was way too quick with the room under the bus.
20:39She's covering for another non-human.
20:41But who?
20:43Someone who's been here for a while.
20:47Someone she spends all her time with.
20:51Someone who's been here for a while.
20:51Who's been here for a while?
20:55Who's been here for a while?
20:57Who's been here for a while?
20:58Remember way back when Max said the Newtown doctor is an alien and you threatened to throw him in jail?
21:06Son of a bitch.
21:11It's the new doctor.
21:12He's an alien.
21:14Son of a bigger bitch.
21:21Hot damn, I can't believe all this time it was right under our noses
21:26Deputy, take a big whiff
21:28That is the smell of success
21:31Or it's just the Sharpie ink
21:32That too
21:34We should probably open a window
21:48Darcy, can I come in?
21:51Yeah
21:57I-I won't be long
21:58It's okay, I, uh, just put Bella down
22:02Bella?
22:03You named her
22:05Yeah
22:06Isabella Rose, it's my grandmother's name
22:10It's beautiful, it's way better than Daisy
22:13I mean, who's named Daisy these days?
22:15My aunt's dog
22:17Love that, so much better for a dog than a spaceship
22:22Baby
22:24So, keeping Bella a secret
22:29It was to protect you and her, I swear
22:33But that doesn't make it right
22:34And I-
22:35Look, the other night was a lot
22:37I was overwhelmed and hurt
22:40But I know that you were put in an impossible situation
22:50You're my friend and I know that we're gonna get through this
22:53Yeah
22:54Oh, I have something to show you
22:56Okay
22:58Okay
23:02That's her first smile
23:03That's me giving her a bath
23:36Um, that's her pulling my hair
23:36I was fine and I was fine and now you're upset
23:37So obviously it's about me
23:40Well, is this because you can tell I think Bella is a dumb name?
23:46Look
23:48I'm just sad about everything I missed
23:50Okay?
23:51And I-I don't-I don't have it in me to make you feel better about yourself right now
23:55Please just go
24:05Chemistry is the science of change
24:08Add or subtract just one ingredient and everything can spiral out of control
24:12Friendships are no different
24:14Lost to leaving patients would act as a catalyst
24:16Rapidly destabilizing the balance of our bond
24:20Much like this formula
24:21Which might explode
24:23I should probably move the snacks
24:26Harry?
24:28Harry
24:29Mike and Liv were just at the clinic
24:32They saw us on a trail cam while we were going over to dig up the mantit
24:36Your face was blocked in the picture
24:37So I covered for you
24:38But it's only a matter of time before they figure it out
24:40I do not need your help
24:41And it's okay if you leave town
24:42I don't care
24:43Because I've replaced you with a new friend
24:45Little Ostex
24:46Hand me that beaker
24:50Thanks
24:50We're not friends
24:52We're just partners in a joint venture
24:55I'm not leaving patients, okay?
24:57I've got Jay, you know
24:58And-and Darcy
24:59And my dad
25:00My life is here
25:03I heard a lot of names
25:04Not mine
25:07That's okay
25:08Because I have little Ostex now
25:10She's younger than you
25:11So statistically
25:12She will live longer than old Ostex
25:15Fine
25:17Have fun with little Ostex
25:20Sorry
25:21It's not about you
25:22Do you think I don't know that?
25:31Hi, I'm Robert
25:37I'm Peter Bach's son
25:39I know
25:43I, um, heard your podcast
25:46Didn't expect to hear my name
25:47Since my dad died
25:48I-I didn't expect anyone to be looking
25:52You better sit down
25:54There's something you need to know
26:01Your father is alive
26:04No, no, that's-that's not possible
26:07I, uh, uh
26:09I saw him die
26:11Well, the government
26:13Revived him
26:14Like, CPR?
26:16Or
26:16More like
26:19Frankenstein
26:22I-I can't contact him
26:24But the moment I hear from him
26:26I'll tell him
26:26You're here
26:27He'll be thrilled
26:30That's-that's incredible
26:35Until then
26:36Can you put me in jail?
26:38What?
26:39What?
26:40Why would you want that?
26:42I think someone's following me
26:47I-I know you've been through a lot
26:50But I promise
26:51I'll keep you safe
26:56All I can eat
26:59Challenge accepted
27:09Mark, alcoholic
27:10Thank you, Adina
27:12For inviting me to share
27:14My sobriety date is
27:16June 24th, 1997
27:19I have a sponsor
27:20I also sponsor other
27:22People
27:22And most importantly
27:24I have a higher power
27:26Which I call God
27:27We all know
27:28The others
27:29The downs
27:29The drugs
27:30And alcohol
27:31Nearly
27:32Everything
27:33And now I can
27:34Love
27:37God
27:38Just last night
27:39I went to bed
27:40No debating
27:41On whether I would
27:42Live or not
27:43Just
27:44Like a person
27:46I saw someone
27:47Blow through a stop sign
27:49And I got
27:50So angry
27:52And then
27:53It hit me
27:54I used to do that
27:55I'd drive drunk
27:57With my kid
27:58In the backseat
28:00All the time
28:02Casey
28:03I was the best skier
28:04In my school
28:05I had sponsorships
28:06All of it
28:08I got kicked off the team
28:09I lost my scholarship
28:10And I had to come here
28:12I get that I need to stay sober
28:13I get that it's my fault
28:16But what if I stay sober
28:19And I never get back to where I was
28:23Funny alcoholic
28:2411 years next week
28:29So I got a new sponsee recently
28:32And we really hit it off
28:33I thought we had a good thing going
28:35Talking
28:36Meeting up
28:37Checking in
28:38But then she went out
28:39And so I called her
28:40And left a message
28:41Nothing
28:42Now the old me
28:43Would have
28:44Gone over there
28:45And tried to fix it
28:46To be the one
28:47Who pulled her back
28:49Then I realized
28:50That's making someone else's journey
28:51About me
28:54And I've been down that path
28:55It's not good
28:57Not everything
28:58Is about me
29:00All the time
29:01So yeah
29:02I'm a little sad today
29:03But I'm here
29:04And that's pretty amazing
29:05The heart that gets the best of me
29:13Trouble, trouble
29:15Far from the mind
29:17Trouble, don't tell me
29:19I'll live a long time
29:22Very nice
29:29Nice turnout, right?
29:32Or it looks like they're having fun
29:33Yeah, so do kids
29:35In an outdoor bouncy house
29:36Before a gust of wind
29:37Rips the safety line off
29:38And little Timmy's a kite
29:40Should've canceled
29:41Well, I told you
29:42It was too late for that
29:43Besides, we don't want
29:44Everyone living in fear
29:45I'm not worried
29:51Good afternoon, folks
29:52And welcome
29:54To the Patience
29:55Old Mining Days Festival
29:57Enjoy the festivities
29:59But remember
30:00The 1800s
30:02Were a dangerous time
30:03So
30:03Have fun
30:04Laugh with your neighbors
30:06But also remember
30:08They might be trying to kill you
30:12Hey, where have you been?
30:13I need your help
30:14Check me out, dog
30:15It looks like a tasty nugget
30:16Something you might drool over
30:17Not sure where this is going
30:19But it's making me very uncomfortable
30:21Jules the mantis
30:22Jules the mantis said she was coming for me, right?
30:23So I just did 500 eyebrow raises
30:25So my head would sweat
30:26And release pheromone
30:27Smell them
30:28See that?
30:29The mantis ain't gonna be able to resist that
30:30It's just basic science
30:32It's also basic nonsense
30:34I gotta get this mantis away from the crowd
30:37I figure since I'm the bait
30:38I'm gonna try to lure it into the mine
30:40Where nobody else can get hurt
30:41Here, look at this
30:43There's a shaft by the south entrance
30:44That's got a caged elevator, right?
30:47Right next to it is an exposed electrical ground
30:49Now, I planted a pry bar right by the elevator
30:51So once the mantis is inside
30:53I'm gonna jam the bar between the electrical wire and the cage
30:56And that current
30:56Should fry that mother bugger real good
30:58Now we just need to find the mantis
31:01Yeah, well
31:03If Dr. V is an alien
31:05He's connected to the mantis
31:06So we just watch him
31:07Wait until they make contact
31:09How do you know they're connected?
31:11You know, what are the odds of two aliens being in the same town
31:14And not knowing each other?
31:16Isn't it a little racist
31:17Assuming all aliens know each other?
31:19Who is this not racist?
31:21He ain't human
31:22How's he gonna be racist
31:23When they ain't even a part of the superior race?
31:26The hell?
31:28Why is he looking at me?
31:30I'm the looker
31:31He's the looky
31:31Lookers look
31:32Lookies get looked at
31:33See, if he was human
31:34He would know that
31:36Stupid alien
31:37Oh, yeah
31:41Oh, really?
31:43Guess you got tired of trying to steal my best friend
31:45So instead you thought you'd steal my costume
31:47Judy, I don't have time for this
31:49Of course, Judy
31:49Hello
31:50I'm Biddy Henshaw
31:51First female liner in Patience
31:55I wear the same thing every year
31:57And I tell the story of Biddy Henshaw for the festival
32:00And I know you know that
32:01Because last year you threw a tomato at me
32:03Are you even wearing panties made out of burlap?
32:07Yeah, that's what I thought
32:13Why are you staring at the sheriff?
32:16Because
32:17The manta is hunting him
32:18And once it appears
32:19And attacks
32:21I will squirt it
32:23With my manta side
32:24You mean my manta side?
32:26We will settle ownership
32:27Once my legal team has reviewed the contract
32:30Hi, okay
32:31What is the plan here?
32:33How are you going to kill the manta
32:34With all these people around?
32:35Little Osta
32:36Could you please tell this time-traveling newsie
32:39That she is a bad friend
32:41And I'm not talking to her
32:44Little Osta
32:44Could you tell this alien toddler
32:46To quit pouting
32:47Because we have bigger things to deal with?
32:49I refuse to be a part of this dysfunctional triangle
32:51You know, maybe real friends
32:53Support their friends
32:54No matter what they choose to do
32:55Because, I don't know
32:56They just want them to be happy
32:57Yes, or maybe real friends
32:59Do not abandon you
33:01After you have planned
33:02An entire
33:02Pizza City future for them
33:05Uh, guys
33:06Where'd your mic go?
33:10This is your fault
33:11Because you distracted me
33:13And now I want pizza
33:15I don't know what is going on with him
33:17I told him
33:18I'm not even blaming on leaving town
33:19I get it
33:20Chasing dreams isn't easy
33:22I ventured out into the great unknown
33:25It's tough out there
33:27Okay
33:27I'll take that under advisement
33:29For now, we need a real plan
33:31Harry has a plan
33:32He's using Sheriff Micah's bait
33:34And once the mantid goes after him
33:36He's going to blast it with my manticide
33:39Mike stalking Harry
33:41Harry tailoring Mike
33:42It's ridiculous
33:46Hey, kid
33:47Do you know if any of these booths
33:49Sell cream for a butt rash?
33:55This is so unfair
33:57Sahar's at the festival
33:58Helping Harry kill the mantid
33:59And I'm going grocery shopping
34:01With my mom and baby space sister
34:02Please don't call her that
34:04Or moon baby
34:05Or starship Sally
34:06You'll give her a complex
34:07I'm the only one
34:09That can actually see aliens
34:10It's the one thing I'm good at
34:12I told you
34:13Your dad and I
34:14Will not risk anything happening to you
34:16Nothing to unhappening
34:17I've got protection
34:19What the hell is that?
34:20It's a taser that can zap aliens
34:23Okay, that is it
34:25All right
34:25No more alien hunting
34:27You were grounded
34:28You were so grounded
34:29From everything
34:31Delero?
34:32Hi
34:33Uh, yes
34:35And could you check the tire pressure suit, please?
34:38Thank you so much
34:41Max?
34:42Max?
34:55Jules?
34:58Are you here?
35:02I called a bunch of times
35:04Jules?
35:04Let's go.
35:43Let's go.
36:14Let's go.
36:37Let's go.
36:54Let's go.
37:05Let's go.
37:20Let's go.
37:32Let's go.
37:53Let's go.
37:58Let's go.
38:04Let's go.
38:12Let's go.
38:14Let's go.
38:21Let's go.
38:22Let's go.
38:24Let's go.
38:48Let's go.
38:56Let's go.
39:03Let's go.
39:18Let's go.
39:20Let's go.
39:20Let's go.
39:21Let's go.
39:23Let's go.
39:30Let's go.
39:49Let's go.
39:52Let's go.
39:53Let's go.
39:54Let's go.
40:04Let's go.
40:05Let's go.
40:05Let's go.
40:11Let's go.
40:25Let's go.
40:33Let's go.
40:35Let's go.
40:46Let's go.
40:57Let's go.
40:59Let's go.
41:03Let's go.
41:11Let's go.
41:12Let's go.
41:13You're stuck forever.
41:16I guess that's what really matters.
41:25Judy.
41:30You got a blowing finger.
41:32You know I can levitate stuff with your mind is that strictly a et thing.
41:35that that's offensive.
41:36Uh, what if I asked, uh, do all sheriffs have a badge and a gun?
41:41We do.
41:42Oh.
41:43Well, mine just does this.
41:47This one does this.
41:48Listen, listen.
41:49Once we bait the mantic into the mine and into the elevator, we're gonna fry it with electricity.
41:56Right?
41:56You know, if we save the town, maybe they'll even build a statue of us in the town square.
42:01I prefer a memorial plaza with an eternal flame.
42:04No, no, flames are too flashy.
42:06Plus, they go out.
42:06A statue?
42:07Statues forever.
42:08You can push over a statue.
42:10Not mine.
42:11I'm gonna design it myself, and I'm gonna make it 8% bigger than my actual size.
42:14See, that's the sweet spot where people look at it, and they say,
42:16Oh, my goodness.
42:17I didn't know he was that big.
42:19But not so big that they say,
42:20Oh, my goodness.
42:21This guy's compensating.
42:23Sheriff, I just saw a suspicious-looking man heading into the mine's north entrance,
42:27and he was smoking a cigarette.
42:2910-4, deputy.
42:30Keep your eye out.
42:31We're gonna go in.
42:32All right, doc.
42:33Get your game face home.
42:36Is there time for more turkey leg?
42:38No.
42:40All right, come on.
42:43Max, just in time.
42:44Harry's about to go into the mine.
42:46Harry, wait!
42:54I see it.
42:55I see the mantid.
42:59That's just Deputy Liv.
43:04No, it's not.
43:10Deputy Liv is the mantid.
43:16If it isn't you now, then you're waiting your turn.
43:20You go on.
43:22I'll be on the bench tonight.
43:24I don't need to be there.
43:26When your torch is burning bright.
43:28Cause it's throw that rocket.
43:30Hide your hand.
43:33Everybody's gotta choose a side again.
43:36Divide and conquer.
43:38That's the game, my friend.
43:40There ain't nothing new under the sun.
43:43Beautiful.
43:45And I'll be right back.
43:47Look out, We'll see ya.
43:47Take care.
43:48what do you want?
43:49Give that care.
43:49You want to come on,
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