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مسلسل Fuller House مترجم - Episode 4
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01:30Stephanie, you're crazy.
01:32It's exactly what he wants you to think.
01:41Morning, best friend.
01:42Hey.
01:43Good morning, sister wife.
01:47I want a sister wife divorce.
01:50Don't fight it, honey.
01:51It's your destiny to spend your life with me.
01:57Hey, Kimmy, I'm making the boys a healthy lunch.
01:59Do you want me to make Ramona a turkey wrap?
02:01Oh, thanks, but Ramona loves my cooking.
02:12Seriously, $20?
02:14You know lunch costs like four.
02:16I know, but I feel so guilty about making her change schools.
02:20I'm gonna give her a little dessert.
02:25I'm not sure bribing your kid is the best approach to parenting, but she likes me so much more
02:30when I do.
02:33He's trying to make me look again.
02:34I'm not looking up.
02:36And now I'm looking up.
02:39And big surprise, there's nothing up there.
02:43You sneaky little...
02:45Oh, look at those chubby cheeks.
02:50What is it?
02:54I'm exhausted.
02:56I was up all night erupting my volcano.
03:04Whoa, dude, TMI.
03:10Mom, please don't make me go to this new school.
03:13I'm so lonely there.
03:14It's worse than the time you left me at the ball pit at McDonald's.
03:18I didn't leave you.
03:20I forgot you.
03:23Do I have to go to this new school?
03:26I've been there five whole days, and I haven't made a single friend.
03:30There's something wrong with that place.
03:32According to every online personality quiz I've ever taken,
03:35I score between likable and very likable.
03:39Well, you have at least one friend there.
03:42Jackson.
03:42You guys are friends, right?
03:45Nah.
03:48Ah, Kimmy, I have to get to work.
03:50You've got Tommy today.
03:51Ooh, sorry.
03:53Gibbler Style's got a big party to plan.
03:55My client's turning 100 years old.
03:57I suggested we do his party as soon as possible.
04:01Stephanie, you have no life.
04:06Can you watch Tommy today?
04:07I resent that.
04:09Just because I don't have a boyfriend or a job or any money doesn't mean that I...
04:13Okay, yeah, you know.
04:15I'll watch him.
04:17It's puppy day!
04:19It's puppy day!
04:20Whoa, Max, take it easy!
04:21No, take it easy.
04:23Take it crazy!
04:27Why are you dressed like a boy preacher?
04:30Because I'm gonna pick out one of Comet Junior and Junior's new puppies.
04:34Plus, I like Luke and Snazzy.
04:39All right, I'll catch you with the guys later.
04:41All right, catch you in class.
04:44Hey, Ramona.
04:46What's up?
04:47I'm fake texting, so I don't look like a loser.
04:51Oh, uh, here comes this girl I kind of like.
04:53You should say hi to her.
04:55Hey.
04:56Hey.
04:56Hey.
04:57Hey.
04:57Hey.
04:58Hey.
05:01You know, I thought that went really well.
05:05She barely acknowledged us.
05:07I want to hang out with my real friends at my real school.
05:10I gotta get out of here.
05:12I can make that happen.
05:14I'll bust you right out of here.
05:16Really?
05:16That would be awesome.
05:18But this place is like Alcatraz.
05:22How are you gonna get me out?
05:24Hey, don't let this pretty face fool you.
05:27I'm bad to the bone.
05:30Ow!
05:31Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
05:33You're not even bad to the funny bone.
05:35Oof.
05:40Morning, Janet.
05:41Morning, Dr. Fuller.
05:43Ooh, looking snazzy, Maxwell.
05:47That was my plan.
05:50I love the chat, but it's puppy time.
05:53Oh, wait.
06:00What dog could resist a bologna cologne?
06:09Holy chalupas!
06:10They're adorable!
06:13Okay, I have to get you to school, so go ahead and pick one.
06:16Hello, puppies.
06:17I'm Max.
06:18I'm into oceanography, watermelon, jolly ranchers.
06:21And lucky for you, I drop a lot of food at the dinner table.
06:28Oh, I love that new puppy smell.
06:32Well, everything checked out, but his cholesterol's a little high.
06:42Get it?
06:43Because he's baking.
06:47Come on, Dad.
06:49You don't want to miss your plane.
06:52Oh.
06:53Hi.
06:54You must be Dr. Fuller.
06:56You're little Maddie?
06:59Oh, you've been proved.
07:01Oh.
07:04The braces came off, and my head finally caught up with my ears.
07:07They were pretty floppy.
07:09I thought about trimming them like a doberman.
07:11I do love to have my belly scratched.
07:16You two are going to love working together.
07:19Oh, we are?
07:20Yeah, Matt's going to help out while I'm on vacation.
07:22I told you all about this.
07:24Uh, no, you didn't.
07:26I didn't?
07:27I know I told somebody.
07:28You told me, Dad.
07:29That's why I'm here.
07:33I look forward to working with you.
07:35Maybe I'll let you scratch my belly.
07:41That was supposed to sound cute.
07:44Little cute.
07:45Little weird.
07:58Max, honey, did you pick one yet?
07:59I have to get you to school.
08:01Dr. Fuller, I'm sorry, but I have to go take my dog to the vet.
08:06Why don't you just bring him here?
08:09I can't afford your prices.
08:12Janet, I would give you an employee discount.
08:15What kind of person do you think I am?
08:17I would never take my dog to a discount veterinarian.
08:25I'm not a chew toy.
08:36Cute baby.
08:37Thanks.
08:38Does he look more like you or your husband?
08:40Oh, I'm not married.
08:44I'm Darren.
08:47Nothing sexier than a multitasking single mom leaning in and doing it all.
08:52Yeah, well, that's me, you know, Stephanie, the sexy single mom.
08:58And this is Tommy, the baby that I carried in my stomach for, what is it, nine?
09:03Yes, nine months.
09:04Yeah.
09:06Uh, yeah, hi.
09:07Can I get a double chocolate fudge muffin and a bear claw, a non-fat, no-whip skinny latte?
09:14All right, that'll be $18.50.
09:17Okay, um, let's see, just, uh, start with the blue one and work your way through the rainbow.
09:26Uh, hey, Deej.
09:28Hey, I need a favor.
09:29My receptionist just flaked on me.
09:31Can you come help out?
09:32I'll pay you.
09:33I'm kind of busy.
09:35Seven cards later and you're still $4 short.
09:40I'll be right there.
09:43I'm working at Harmon Pet Care right around the corner.
09:46Maybe I could come back and pay you later?
09:47No, you may not.
09:50No, you made the right decision.
09:51I wasn't coming back.
09:54Well, uh, bye, Darren.
09:56Bye, Stephanie.
09:57Bye, Tommy.
09:59Why is he always looking at the ceiling?
10:01Right?
10:02Finally!
10:03Thank you!
10:11So, am I going through the air ducts?
10:13Am I tunneling out?
10:14What's the plan?
10:15Listen to me very carefully.
10:16When I say go, you climb out the window.
10:21That's it?
10:23The blinds are pre-raised.
10:25The window is pre-opened.
10:26When I execute my diversion, it's go time.
10:29But basically I'm just climbing out the window.
10:33Uh, yeah.
10:35Good morning, class.
10:39I can feel your enthusiasm.
10:43Lola, tell us about your science project.
10:46That would be my pleasure, Mr. Gerald.
10:50This is a scale model of the Haleakalaw volcano, which my mom, I mean, I, worked on all night.
11:00It's in Hawaii, which is where my mom, I mean, I, went on my honeymoon.
11:11It's in Hawaii, but I'm not waiting for her.
11:13It's in Hawaii, I mean, I'm not doing that.
11:16I'm not doing that.
11:21It's in Hawaii.
11:32Remain calm, but as you're fleeing for your lives,
11:37please take notice of how your projects are reacting to the presence of H2O.
11:42Careful, careful, careful.
11:45Hey, you are in big trouble, Mr. Fuller.
11:49I saw you set off that smoke alarm on purpose.
11:51It was Maxton. I was just practicing some chemical reactions like you taught us.
11:56Whoa, look who just got busted. The new kid.
12:01Great escape plan, Jackson.
12:04Except you forgot where everyone lines up during a fire drill.
12:08Right outside this window.
12:11I'm sorry, do I know you?
12:17I can't decide. I need volunteers to drop out.
12:23Just so you know, we don't have a swimming pool.
12:27There's lots of stairs, and we're not allowed to watch Game of Thrones, whatever that is.
12:33If anybody wants out, raise your paw now.
12:41Help is here.
12:42Oh, good. Hi, Tommy, honey. Mommy missed you.
12:46Good news. Kimmy's coming to get you.
12:49When do I get paid?
12:52When you do something.
12:54Prepare to be wowed.
12:56Uh, the rest of you prepare to be bow-wowed, and, uh, well, you prepare to be me-wowed.
13:06Hey, guys, I gotta grab Tommy and run.
13:08I'm triple parked, and I got a tub of mayonnaise, three dozen oysters, and a robot costume in the backseat.
13:14Oh, is that for the birthday party you're planning?
13:16No.
13:24Hello?
13:26What?
13:28You're kidding.
13:29I'll be right down.
13:32Jackson set off the fire alarm at school. He's been suspended.
13:38Gibbler style, party planning perfection.
13:42What?
13:44Okay.
13:45Ramona got caught sneaking out of school.
13:47She was suspended, too.
13:49That's so weird that both of our kids are in trouble.
13:54On the bright side, at least they're finally doing stuff together.
13:59Okay, Steph, you're in charge.
14:02Tommy, keep an eye on her.
14:10Hey, Stephanie.
14:12Darren, hi.
14:14Hi.
14:14I brought you your coffee, muffin, and bear claw.
14:18Oh, wow.
14:20That is so sweet.
14:21I feel like I should give you something.
14:24God, like, here.
14:26Heartworm medication.
14:29I am trying to worm my way into your heart.
14:35This one's out of the running.
14:36Sorry, pal.
14:38Oh, look at that face.
14:40Okay, you're back in.
14:44Is this little guy yours, too?
14:46Well, it depends.
14:47How do you feel about moms with two kids?
14:49Even sexier than moms with one kid.
14:51Good, because he's mine.
14:54All right, uh, now go pick out your puppy and give your mommy a kiss.
14:58Wait, you're not leaving this room without you going and getting a puppy.
15:01Okay, and you can go play with your brother right in there.
15:04Okay, perfect.
15:08Now, where were we?
15:10We were about to ask you to dinner.
15:12Oh, well, uh, let me pretend to check my calendar.
15:15Oh, look, I'm free.
15:18The best liquor wins.
15:21We have a winner.
15:26And if for any reason the winner cannot perform his doggy duties, you will be contacted.
15:36I said doggy duties.
15:44My aunt found a straight pet in the alley.
15:45Can you guys take care of it?
15:47Yeah, we're a pet clinic.
15:48All pets are welcome.
15:51Except for scones.
15:54Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:01Oh, man, Max, go.
16:07Hello?
16:11Uh-oh.
16:15Stephanie?
16:16Uh, don't come in here.
16:17I'm wrapping a present for you.
16:22Oh, my-lanta.
16:32What's going on?
16:34More importantly, why did you come in here when I said I was wrapping a present?
16:38You could have ruined the surprise.
16:42How did this happen?
16:44We were the victims of a drive-by skunking.
16:50Google said tomato soup will get the smell out.
16:53Are you mad?
16:54No.
16:56This is gonna look hilarious on my Facebook page.
16:59Say cheese.
17:10Hey, kids.
17:11Hey, Mom.
17:12This is my new friend, Lola.
17:13Nice to meet you, new friend Lola.
17:15Your daughter's so cool.
17:17Security guards walked her to the principal's office in front of the whole school.
17:23I couldn't be prouder.
17:28Hey, Lola.
17:31You're the kid that ruined my volcano.
17:34Now my mom has to make a whole new one.
17:38I'll see you in school in three days.
17:40You'll sit at our lunch table.
17:42We sit right next to the future millionaires of Silicon Valley.
17:47We used to call them geeks, but that was before the self-esteem assembly.
17:53Hugs.
17:55Bye.
17:58Can you believe it, Mom?
18:00I actually made some friends.
18:01And I'm out of school for the next three days.
18:05See, I told you things would get better.
18:11Didn't I say no video games?
18:13I just needed something to do while I was waiting for my punishment.
18:19Well, the wait is over.
18:21Here's a list of chores you'll be doing while you're suspended.
18:24Mow the lawn.
18:25Rake the leaves.
18:26Sink your mother's iPhone to her iPad?
18:30Yeah, I can never figure out how to do that.
18:34We need to talk about your punishment.
18:36How about if I take you to your old school and you can say hi to your old friends?
18:42That sounds fair.
18:45On the way home, can we get many pedis?
18:48No.
18:49We'll get them on the way there so your friends can see your new gorgeous nails.
18:56Mom, are you watching this?
18:59This is so unfair.
19:00It is.
19:02You don't reward bad behavior with a spa day.
19:07Ramona can think about what she did wrong while the manicurist pushes back her cuticles.
19:13That can really hurt.
19:16Come with me.
19:18Drop it, Jackson.
19:22I don't want to fight in front of the kids, but I do want to fight.
19:27Because your bad parenting is undermining my good parenting.
19:32You're just jealous because my kid likes me.
19:36Kimmy, you're supposed to be their parent, not their BFF.
19:40Jackson's upset and I don't blame him because Ramona is getting rewarded for ditching school.
19:46I know.
19:48But I can't punish her now.
19:51She's been through so much between Fernando and me separating and leaving her home and changing schools.
19:57And all of it's my fault.
20:02I just want Ramona to be happy.
20:07But she will be happy.
20:09And she'll be happier with a parent who sets rules and limits and boundaries.
20:15But what if she gets mad at me?
20:19She'll get over it.
20:21You can do this.
20:24And by the way, this finger, it's 90% of parenting.
20:36My perfect, sweet, precious Ramona.
20:47I'm canceling spa day tomorrow.
20:49Instead, you're going to help Jackson with his chores.
20:53Ah, nice.
20:54Now we're talking.
20:56You can have, uh, 16 through 44.
21:01Mom, you can't be serious.
21:06I'm serious.
21:07I'm serious.
21:08I love you.
21:10But you need rules.
21:11And lemons.
21:12And boundaries.
21:18Not lemons.
21:20Limits.
21:20Oh, that makes more sense.
21:25Thanks, DJ.
21:27Don't blame DJ.
21:29It was my decision to punish you.
21:31After DJ told me to.
21:34I think we can all agree that both of you being punished is fair.
21:39If we're really being fair,
21:41you should know that Jackson only set off the alarm to help me escape.
21:48Is that true, Jackson?
21:49Yeah.
21:50I feel bad for Ramona, so I came to her rescue.
21:53Setting off a dangerous explosion without any regard for my own safety.
21:58Or anyone else's.
22:01Like a true American hero.
22:04I salute your patriotism, but you're still punished.
22:09But maybe a little less.
22:15So, you're not mad at me?
22:18I'm not thrilled with you, but...
22:23I get it.
22:25Hugs.
22:26Come here, Mom.
22:31After you've done your time, we'll go visit your old friends.
22:35Is that okay?
22:39Okay, everybody.
22:41I'd like to introduce the newest member of the family.
22:44Cosmo T.D. Fuller.
22:46T.D. stands for the dog.
22:49Hi, Cosmo.
22:50Oh, that's my date.
22:52Don't wait up.
22:57Hi.
22:58Hey, Steph.
22:59Hey.
22:59Everyone, this is Darren.
23:01Hi.
23:02More kids.
23:06Yeah.
23:07Yeah.
23:07That's Jackson and Ramona, the twins.
23:12And you know Max.
23:14And, of course, my housekeeper and my au pair.
23:21Kids, Mommy says homework and straight to bed.
23:24Au pair, have them brush their teeth before bed.
23:26And housekeeper, just stay out of the liquor cabinet.
23:33Bye, kids.
23:34Bye, Mom.
23:41One, two, three, four.
23:44Bye, Mom.
23:44Bye, Mom.
23:45Bye, Mom.
23:51Bye, Mom.
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