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00:39Sesame Street show 85 in color.
01:21Sunny day, sleepin' up, clouds away.
01:28On my way to where the air is safe, can you tell me how to get, how to get to
01:38Sesame Street?
01:41Call and play, everything's A-OK.
01:48Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
01:53Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
02:00How to get to Sesame Street?
02:03How to get to Sesame Street?
02:12Oh, hi.
02:13Hi, hi.
02:14Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
02:15Say hi.
02:16Oh, you said hi, huh?
02:17That's enough eyes.
02:18That's enough eyes?
02:19Okay.
02:20Mason, you know Mauricio?
02:22Yes.
02:23You do?
02:23Mauricio, you know a Mason?
02:24Yes.
02:25What do you guys have in common?
02:26And your names, huh?
02:29M?
02:30Right!
02:31You're all, oh, Mason, you're gonna swing today.
02:33You're ready.
02:35M's, he's right.
02:36Both your names start with M.
02:37And speaking of starting, you know what we're gonna start out with today?
02:40S.
02:41S?
02:42No.
02:42Well, S starts with start, or start starts with S.
02:45Mauricio, you're confounding me.
02:47Don't do that.
02:48No, I'll tell you what's going on.
02:49Today on Sesame Street, Bob's gonna be here, and he's gonna sing some songs.
02:54And there'll be a couple of animals around.
02:56I'll tell you what else is gonna be on Sesame Street.
02:58But, in order to tell you, I'm gonna make it a game.
03:01Are you ready for a game?
03:02No.
03:03No?
03:03Yes.
03:04Okay, you can go home.
03:05Yes, yes.
03:05Okay, you are?
03:05Okay, the way this is gonna work is that I'm gonna tell you part of a little poem, a little
03:12rhyme, but you have to fill in the rhyme so that you'll know what's gonna be next.
03:17Now, are you ready for that?
03:18Yes.
03:19You sure?
03:20Okay, here's one of the things that's gonna be on Sesame Street.
03:22Here we go.
03:23We.
03:24We?
03:25Oh, yeah, yeah, we are gonna be on Sesame Street.
03:27But, in addition, listen to this.
03:30Finish your lunch.
03:31Don't forget dessert.
03:33Then hurry and visit old Ernie and...
03:37Bird.
03:38Bird.
03:38Bird.
03:38You guys got it.
03:39That's one.
03:40Oh, man, that's perfect.
03:41Okay, here we go.
03:42Next one.
03:43You might find old Buddy out on a limb, sawing the limb on the tree side of him.
03:51His eyes are bright, but his brain is dim, and he gets no help from his good friend...
04:00Jim.
04:01Jim.
04:01You guys are ready.
04:03Oh, man.
04:04Okay.
04:06And later, a movie.
04:08They tell me it'll be the story of Big and...
04:14Booing?
04:16Huh?
04:17No.
04:18Big and...
04:19Come on.
04:19Say it again.
04:20Okay, I'll give you another shot at this.
04:22And later, a movie.
04:25They tell me that it'll be the story of Big and...
04:31Little.
04:32Little.
04:33Well, I thought you were gonna let me down on that.
04:36Here's another one.
04:37He used to be a pollywog, but now he's Kermit, the grown-up...
04:44Frog.
04:45You're absolutely right.
04:46That was well done, Mauricio.
04:48Now, one more.
04:50But all that's later.
04:51We'll see that when we've seen this film on the number...
04:57Ten.
04:59One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
05:08Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
05:14One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
05:25Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, twenty, one, four, five, ten.
05:31How many, ten?
05:35Ten toes.
05:37One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
05:44Ten triangles.
05:46One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
05:53Ten pins.
05:57One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
06:03Get a little idiot!
06:06One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
06:15Ten line-up toys.
06:20One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
06:28Ten chocolate player cakes.
06:34And I saw a ten.
06:40One, two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
06:53Ten, in trouble again.
06:55One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
07:04Hey, Ernie.
07:05Oh, hi, Bert.
07:06Hey, what's this, a barber pole?
07:08Sure is.
07:09Yeah, and the sign there, it says, Ernie's Barber Shop.
07:13That's what it says.
07:14You're not serious, Ernie.
07:16Oh, of course I'm serious.
07:18But, Ernie, you're no barber.
07:20What do you mean, I'm no barber?
07:22You're no barber.
07:22I got myself a barber pole.
07:24So?
07:25I've got a pair of barber scissors and a barber comb.
07:27And I got a barber mirror.
07:29And so I'm a barber.
07:30Yeah, but, Ernie, you've never given anyone a haircut, even.
07:33Well, that's true.
07:34But I'm about to give someone a haircut.
07:37You mean you found some poor ding-a-ling, someone so dumb, someone so stupid.
07:43Bert, sit down, please.
07:44Sure.
07:45Someone so stupid that he's going to let you cut his hair?
07:49Oh, you bet, Bert.
07:50Bert, there we go.
07:55There.
07:56Wait a minute.
08:00Ernie, you are not going to cut my hair.
08:03Oh, please, Bert.
08:03No.
08:04Sit still while the barber is cutting your hair.
08:06Ernie, you're not going to cut my hair.
08:07Sit down, Bert.
08:08Now, Ernie, come on.
08:09Are you sure you know what you're doing, Ernie?
08:10Don't worry about it, Bert.
08:11I know what I'm doing.
08:12Oh, of course.
08:12Oh, boy.
08:13Sure, I know all about barbering.
08:15Now, not too much off the top, okay?
08:17Don't you worry about it, Bert.
08:18Okay, and I like my hair long, Ernie.
08:20You'll love it when I finish with it.
08:21Okay, make sure that I like it.
08:23When I finish with it, you won't recognize yourself.
08:25Hey, come on now.
08:25Don't cut it too short, okay?
08:27Oh, no, no.
08:28It won't be too short, Bert.
08:29Okay.
08:29Because one of the nice things about hair is it grows back again after you cut it down.
08:34You know, that's one of the great things about hair.
08:36Yeah?
08:37It's really sort of amazing when you think about it.
08:39Look, Ernie, I haven't got all day, you know?
08:41Okay, well, I'm almost finished here.
08:43Clippity-clip.
08:44Clippity-clip-clip-clip.
08:46Okay, and there we are, all finished.
08:49Yeah.
08:49Can I get up now?
08:50Mm-hmm.
08:51Okay.
08:53Well?
08:53There you go.
08:55Well, what?
08:56Well, you know, how do I look?
08:58Well, you look, um, you look, you look with your eyes, Bert.
09:02Oh, Ernie, come on now.
09:04Where's the mirror, huh?
09:05Where's the mirror?
09:06Oh, you don't want to look at yourself in the mirror, Bert.
09:08Of course I want to look at myself in the mirror.
09:10Oh, no, you don't.
09:10Where's the mirror?
09:11Come on.
09:12Well, okay.
09:12Under the mirror.
09:13Let's see.
09:14Here's the mirror here.
09:16Take a look.
09:21Ernie?
09:22Hmm?
09:24I'm bald.
09:25Well, uh, I wouldn't say that, Bert.
09:29You wouldn't say that?
09:30No, but it's true!
09:32Well, I know it's true.
09:33I just wouldn't say it, Bert.
09:34You cut all my hair off!
09:35Well, yes, I'm sorry about that.
09:37Ernie!
09:37But remember, it will grow back again, you know?
09:39My hair!
09:40That's one of the great things about hair, you know?
09:42It'll take a month for my hair to grow back, Ernie!
09:44A whole month?
09:45A whole month!
09:46What are you going to do about it?
09:47Uh, Bert!
09:49What?
09:49I have just the thing for you.
09:51Just a second.
09:51Oh, my hair!
09:53Here you go, Bert.
09:54What is that, a book?
09:55Mm-hmm.
09:56A book won't make my hair grow faster?
09:57No, but it'll give you something to do while you're waiting.
10:03Ernie!
10:05What's happening, man?
10:06I was about to ask you the same question.
10:09What's that?
10:10I don't know, but it sure is fact.
10:12It's the letter D.
10:14The what?
10:15The letter D.
10:17Oh!
10:18Like to hear a story about the letter D, boys?
10:21Do we have any choice?
10:23No.
10:29Late last week, a real old dog went out digging in a terrible fog, found some dice on a hollow
10:37log, and won a duck from a friendly frog.
10:41He walked along till he spotted a door, dropped his duck down on the floor, found a dime, and
10:47bought a dinosaur.
10:49Dinosaur?
10:53So that's the letter D.
10:55Boy, it sure is fact.
10:57Do you know what else we learned, boys?
10:59No.
11:01If you dig a dinosaur, drop your duck for a dime.
11:07Just put it right there, Dudley.
11:09Okay.
11:10Today I would like to show you the letter D.
11:12All right.
11:12Now, this is the capital D, and where's the small D, Dudley?
11:16I ate it for dinner.
11:17Well, get me another one.
11:18Yeah, okay.
11:19There you go.
11:19All right.
11:20And now, as Dudley suggested, the word dinner begins with a D. Dudley, mind your manners,
11:26don't you with your mouth open.
11:27Nenso.
11:29D.
11:30Dog.
11:41You know, I feel kind of bad.
11:44I accidentally cut off all Bert's hair while I was practicing to be a barber, but I'm helping
11:49him now.
11:49Ernie, this will not work.
11:52Well, why not?
11:52It just won't work.
11:53That's all.
11:54You know, I can't wear this hat until my hair grows back.
11:56I can't see anything.
11:58Oh, you sure you can't see anything?
11:59Not a thing.
12:00Believe me.
12:01I believe you, Bert.
12:02You're talking to the wall.
12:04What?
12:04What?
12:04Where are you?
12:05Over here, Bert.
12:05What?
12:06Oh, thanks.
12:07Okay.
12:07There you go.
12:08You know, I know what you need, Bert, old buddy.
12:10You need something, and I know what it is.
12:12What is it?
12:13A wig.
12:14What?
12:15Yes, indeed.
12:16You need a wig.
12:16No kidding, no.
12:17No, no.
12:18What you need is a wig, and I just happen to have a wig.
12:20I'll get it for you, Bert.
12:22I'm not going to like this.
12:23I got a wig.
12:24Okay.
12:25Sit down.
12:25Sit down in the barber's chair here.
12:27Oh, no.
12:27Ernie, are you sure?
12:28Here we go.
12:28What, like that?
12:29You'll love it, Bert.
12:30Oh, boy.
12:30It'll be you.
12:32Oh, that's good.
12:34Mm.
12:34All righty.
12:35See?
12:36Now you got hair just like you had before.
12:40Oh, that's cute.
12:41Yeah, that's funny.
12:42Ernie, I'm not going to wear this.
12:44I can't wear it.
12:45Why not?
12:46Yeah, that looks dumb, that's why.
12:47All my friends will laugh me off the street.
12:50Oh, well, what you need, then, is a beard.
12:52Why do I need a beard now?
12:54Then your friends won't recognize you.
12:56Oh, Ernie, come on.
12:57I got a beard right here.
12:58Here we go.
12:58Here we go.
12:58Oh, no, Ernie.
12:59Oh, no, no.
13:00Hold still.
13:00Hold still.
13:01Hold still.
13:01Hold still.
13:02Hold still.
13:02Come on.
13:02Close your mouth.
13:04There we go.
13:06This is silly.
13:08This is silly.
13:09Yes, you're right.
13:10It certainly is silly.
13:11Okay, now.
13:11A beard is silly without a mustache.
13:13Oh, Ernie, no mustache.
13:15Ernie, this is enough.
13:17Hold still, Bert.
13:17Hold still.
13:19There's hair in my mouth.
13:20There's hair in my mouth.
13:23Oh, Ernie.
13:25You look great, Bert.
13:26I mean, I look great.
13:27Oh, you look beautiful.
13:28I do not.
13:29Why I can't be seen in the street looking like this?
13:31Why not?
13:32Why not?
13:32What'll people say?
13:34Well, here comes somebody.
13:36Let's see what he does.
13:38Okay.
13:40Daddy!
13:41Why?
13:42Daddy!
13:43Oh, how nice to see you, Daddy.
13:45I didn't know that you was around here.
13:48Oh, you gotta come home with me.
13:50Mommy will be surprised to see you.
13:51I'm not your daddy, kid.
13:52Hey, leave me alone.
13:52Come on, Daddy.
13:52Ernie, I'll get you for this.
13:54Hey, this is weird.
13:55This is weird.
13:56Hey, come on.
13:56Leave me alone.
13:58Well, so far, it's been a bad day for old buddy Bert.
14:06While fishing for dinner one day, a boy caught a big letter A.
14:11He then caught a B, a C, D, and E, and an F, G, H, I, J, and K.
14:19Unhappy, the boy sat and thought,
14:21I can't eat these letters I caught.
14:24I must catch some fish to fill up my dish, or my whole afternoon is for naught.
14:30But as soon as his hook hit the C, he caught L, N, N, O, and P,
14:36and Q, R, S, T, and a U, and a V, and a W, X, Y, and Z.
14:44Now hungry, he stared at the group.
14:47Then suddenly, grabbing a scoop, he had a bright notion and cooked up a potion and feasted on alphabet soup.
15:00Poor Bert.
15:01First I cut off all his hair, and then a monster came and took him away.
15:05Why, Bert, you're back.
15:08Why, did you have any trouble with the monster?
15:11And look, look at your hair.
15:13It's back.
15:13Hey, hey, what is it, a wig?
15:16No, it's your real hair?
15:18Why, you mean, you mean it grew back that fast?
15:20Did the monsters help you to grow it back that fast?
15:23Yeah, well, that figures, eh?
15:25Monsters know a lot about growing hair, I guess.
15:27Well, what did they do, spray some sort of special monster stuff on it, I bet, huh?
15:31Yeah.
15:32Hey, Bert, why don't you say something?
15:34How come you're so quiet, Bert?
15:35I mean, what's the matter with you, Bert?
15:37Come on, Bert, say something.
15:40Cookie!
15:45Ralph, what do I have here in my hand?
15:47A kankajou.
15:49That's very close.
15:51A kankajou?
15:52It's a kinkajou.
15:54That's very close.
15:55I have a hungry kinkajou.
15:58Right, Rhonda?
15:59Uh-huh.
16:00What is this kinkajou doing?
16:04What's he doing?
16:06He's eating a banana.
16:07He's eating a banana about as fast as I've ever seen a honey bear or a kinkajou eat a banana.
16:11That's what he's doing.
16:15I think he'd rather eat a banana than just about anything else in the whole world, don't you?
16:21Uh-huh.
16:23Isn't he soft?
16:25Yeah.
16:25You want to pet him a little bit?
16:29Nice and soft, beautiful fur.
16:33They call him a honey bear, but he's not really like a bear.
16:36It's really sort of more like a raccoon.
16:38I know.
16:39Look at him go at that banana.
16:42It's kind of sort of related to a raccoon family.
16:48I know.
16:50And he's also a little bit like a monkey.
16:52Do you know why?
16:53Because he hangs from his tail.
16:55Hey, you're pretty smart.
16:56How do you know that?
16:57Because I think that in my head.
16:59You thought of it in your head?
17:00I think that in my head.
17:01That's a good thing to use your head for, isn't it?
17:03That's what your brain's for.
17:05That's what your brain's for, right.
17:06Hey, you know, a very important letter on Sesame Street today is the letter G.
17:12Did you know that?
17:12Uh-huh.
17:13Now, can you think of an animal whose name begins with the letter G?
17:17Hello there.
17:19I'm a goat.
17:20Goat begins with the letter G.
17:24Uh-oh.
17:26This is the letter G.
17:28G has a ga sound, as in gopher or gorilla.
17:34I wanted to show you something that begins with the letter G,
17:37but I couldn't find a single thing.
17:41Wait.
17:42There is something.
17:44Right here.
17:47Grass.
17:53G.
17:55Gorilla.
17:58Gorilla.
18:06G.
18:10G.
18:14G.
18:16G.
18:19G.
18:22G.
18:25G.
18:29G
18:32G
18:41Ta-da!
18:42Friends, today we're going to play a game
18:45I win, I win, give me the prize, I win
18:47The game hasn't started yet
18:49Now, friends, on this curtain is the
18:52I know, I know, it's a letter, it's a letter
18:54Right, and do you know what this letter is?
18:57What?
18:58It's the letter G, and behind the curtain
19:01Is something that begins with the letter G
19:04Oh, it's a gate, the gate begins with the letter G
19:07G, g, gate, hear it?
19:09Gate
19:10Oh, well, then, of course, it's a goat, it's a goat
19:14Gum, gum begins with the letter G
19:16It's a piece of gum
19:17The thing that was behind the curtain
19:20Is a gorilla
19:22Gorilla
19:23Shh
19:25Now?
19:26Now
19:27Now
19:27A girl, a g-gollfish
19:30That's it, a little bitty goldfish
19:32Grunt
19:33Grunt
19:33Oh, it's a grunt, it's a gurgle, it's a giggle
19:37No, I am sorry
19:39Could it be a goose?
19:40This thing that begins with the letter G is a gorilla
19:43Gorilla, of course, g-go-rilla
19:47A loose gorilla
19:48A run
19:49A wild gorilla
19:50A wild loose gorilla
19:52A wild woolly gorilla
19:53I can't find a door
19:54Which way
19:54Which way is it?
19:55A loose gorilla
19:56Come with me, get the gorilla
19:57Let's go
19:58Gorilla
20:00Yes, and here we are with the terrific twosome of Mason and Mauricio
20:04Ready to find out all kinds of interesting things
20:07You ready?
20:08Yes
20:08What's a twosome?
20:10What's a twosome?
20:11Usome or a twosome
20:12Okay?
20:13Now
20:14What's that?
20:16A shoe
20:16A shoesome
20:20Got you
20:20Got you
20:21Yeah, no, that's a shoe
20:22Right?
20:23And the reason that shoe is sitting there is because it can't go down there because there's no
20:28way it can roll
20:30Right?
20:30Right
20:32Wait
20:32Oh, well, go ahead
20:33Yeah, you got something to say
20:35It can get down there
20:36It can get down there?
20:37Yeah, but not on its own, not like it is right now
20:39Right?
20:40Somebody put his foot in there
20:42If somebody put his foot in and walked down, it could get down there
20:45But the way it is right now, it won't go down
20:47Right?
20:48Right
20:49I'm so glad you agreed with me
20:52Now
20:53If
20:55We put scotch tape on the board
20:57Scotch tape on
20:58No
20:59Come on, huh?
21:00What?
21:00If you put scotch tape and tape it to the board, then
21:03It won't
21:04Yeah, but we're not doing that
21:05Because it's on the board
21:07But the shoe has wheels under it now
21:10That makes a difference
21:12Right?
21:13Yep
21:14Okay, now
21:16I'm going to get to go
21:17You know what's going to happen?
21:18Yeah
21:18If I let it go?
21:19It'll fall right off
21:20It won't fall right off
21:22It'll do what?
21:23It'll roll
21:23Roll right down
21:24And if it rolls right down, somebody's got to be down there to catch it
21:27Right?
21:28Right
21:28So Mason, why don't you get down there and get ready to catch this?
21:31Because we're going to prove something very interesting here
21:33Mauricio, would you like to do the honors?
21:35Sure
21:36You would? Okay, go ahead and grab it
21:38Now, take your time, do it the way you want to do it
21:41You know, feel it, let it go down any way you want
21:44There you go, it rolled
21:46And you proved it, right?
21:48Thank you
21:48Thank you very much
21:49You did well
21:50Now, would you identify this please?
21:53A yo-yo
21:54Once again
21:55A yo-yo
21:56You sure?
21:56A yo-yo
22:10It's not?
22:11What do you mean?
22:12What do I mean by what?
22:13I don't know
22:14Fascinating?
22:15Exciting?
22:16Wonderful?
22:17Spectacular?
22:18It isn't
22:18Super colossal?
22:19No!
22:20Because it's only sitting there
22:21But watch what happens if I do this
22:24Uh-oh
22:25Now, what's going to happen?
22:27It'll roll
22:27It'll roll
22:28And if it rolls, somebody has to do what?
22:32Catch it
22:33Catch it
22:33And that means, Mason, that you've got to get down there, right?
22:37And get in position to catch it
22:39Mauricio
22:41Can you take two of them in one day?
22:43Can you handle that?
22:44Yeah
22:44Okay, go ahead
22:45All right, grab it
22:47Oh, see it rolled
22:48Rolled right down there
22:49Thank you, Mason
22:50Now, you understand now
22:52Because we made it into a kind of wheel
22:55Sit it up like that
22:57It's sort of wheelish
22:59A little wobbly, but a wheel nonetheless, right?
23:01Same thing with these
23:02These are
23:04Roller things
23:05Right, but they're wheels
23:06Wheels underneath, right?
23:08Yeah, right
23:08Okay
23:09Just like a yo-yo
23:10Just like a yo-yo
23:11If it's
23:12Only more wheels
23:12Only more wheels
23:14There are four wheels under there, right?
23:16Okay
23:16Wheels are pretty useful
23:18Like all kinds of things have
23:21Wheels
23:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
23:52Don't wreck it
23:53Little boy
23:53Feel like igp
23:55Just like it
23:56Feel like park
24:02Fir Co you nerede?
24:06Yes, hey, bye
24:11No way
24:12Lots o'j
24:20Not сюда
24:21met
24:21Is
27:28Let me see now.
27:29I'll take the tape.
27:33Good boy.
27:34And I'll press it down real good.
27:42And now...
27:44And now...
28:01Buddy?
28:04Buddy, what are you doing?
28:07Oh, just sitting around, Jim.
28:10Buddy, what is that?
28:15Come on, Jim.
28:16You know what that is.
28:17That's your finger.
28:19I don't mean my finger.
28:21I don't mean my finger.
28:21I mean, what is that on your forehead?
28:25Oh, that's my money.
28:29And why is your money on your forehead?
28:34So I'll know where it is.
28:36That's a nice, safe place to keep money.
28:39That is the silliest thing I have ever heard in my life.
28:45Buddy, that's no place to keep your money.
28:48Sure it is, Jim.
28:49Right there.
28:50That's a safe place.
28:51Buddy, can't you think of another place to keep your money than your forehead?
28:55Well, to tell you the truth, Jim, I did worry about that.
28:58I tried.
28:58Matter of fact, I tried first pasting it across my eyes like that.
29:02But you know, there's a problem when you do that.
29:04You keep bumping into things.
29:05Oh, that's not what I mean.
29:08I mean, can't you think of a safe place?
29:11Think.
29:12It's very important.
29:13Safer than here?
29:14Safer than there, sure.
29:15There's got to be a safer place than that to keep your money.
29:17Well, that's going to be a tough one.
29:19Let's see now.
29:25Hold everything.
29:26Uh-oh.
29:26Uh-oh.
29:28Buddy, what is this?
29:31Oh, Jim, that's a piggy bank.
29:35Sure it is.
29:36Matter of fact, you know, that's about the safest place in the whole world to keep things, you know,
29:40that you don't want to lose and you always know where they are.
29:43All you have to do is just drop them right in this little hole here in the top of the
29:47piggy bank, see?
29:48And then you've got them on the inside.
29:50And if you want to take them out, you have a key, see?
29:53And you just take this key.
29:55Watching?
29:55Are you looking?
29:56I sure am.
29:56All right.
29:56You take this key and you just stick it right in the bottom, undo it, and then you take them
30:00out, see?
30:02Buddy, didn't you just finish telling me that this piggy bank is the safest place in the whole world to
30:09keep things in when you don't want to lose them?
30:11Jim, I just told you that.
30:13Well, you know what I'm going to tell you now?
30:14What?
30:15I'm going to tell you to take your money off your forehead and put it right into the piggy bank
30:19where it'll be safe and you'll always know where it is.
30:22Right in there.
30:23Safest place.
30:26Boy, Jim, you did it again.
30:29I sure did.
30:29That's right.
30:30All I have to do is take the money off my forehead.
30:33That's it.
30:33And put it right...
30:34There's a nickel.
30:36There's one nickel.
30:36Mm-hmm.
30:38A penny.
30:39A penny.
30:40And another penny.
30:41You got a lot of money, buddy.
30:42I got seven cents.
30:43That's a nickel and two pennies right there in the old piggy bank.
30:47Yes, sir.
30:47Boy.
30:48Now we know where they are.
30:49Any time I want to take them out, Jim, see?
30:52All I have to do, you know, I want to spend a little ice cream or something like...
30:57I like ice cream.
30:57Not before your dinner, though.
30:58No, never before.
31:00Mm-hmm.
31:00Mm-hmm.
31:01When I want to take them out, all I have to do then is take the key and unlock the
31:06bottom
31:06and take my money out.
31:08Get your money.
31:08Mm-hmm.
31:10Good boy.
31:13Then...
31:13Uh-oh, Jim.
31:14What is it?
31:17What happens if I lose...
31:18How do I get the money out of the bank if I lose the key?
31:22Uh-oh.
31:24Buddy, for once in your life, you've had a good idea.
31:28We have to find a safe place to keep the key so you'll never lose it.
31:32That's it.
31:32We've got to find a safe place to keep the key, sir.
31:35Mm-hmm.
31:36Hold it.
31:37Hold it.
31:38Wait a minute.
31:38Jim's got an idea.
31:39No, no, no.
31:41Buddy's got the idea, Jim.
31:43What is it?
31:43All you have to do is take this key right here, you see, and paste it right on the forehead.
31:48I know where that is right there.
31:49That's not a good idea.
31:50All the times of all...
31:51I have a better idea.
31:53All you have to do to put the key in a safe place is to put it in the safest
31:57place in
31:58the whole world that Buddy and Jim know to keep things.
32:00Where is that?
32:01Where is it?
32:02I'll show you where it is.
32:03Give me that key.
32:04Oh.
32:05We're gonna take the key and we're gonna put it in the old safe piggy bank.
32:14That's it, Jim.
32:15That's the answer.
32:15You did it again.
32:16Sure.
32:17Oh, boy.
32:18Good boy.
32:20Okay, buddy.
32:21Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
32:23Hey, Jim.
32:23What?
32:24I'll see you tomorrow.
32:25Okay, buddy.
32:26So long.
32:26So long.
32:29Boy, is he smart.
32:33Yep, he figured it out.
32:34Now I got the money in the piggy bank where it's safe.
32:38And I got the key in the piggy bank where it's safe.
32:42And now all I have to do any time I want to take my money out of the piggy bank
32:46is just
32:47to take the key that's in there and...
32:58Oh, Jim.
33:17I took a shower so I wouldn't be dirty.
33:25You can clean almost anything.
33:28Almost everything.
33:36My sister brushes her teeth.
33:47Animals clean themselves.
33:48Animals clean themselves.
34:08Some animals don't have to take a bath because they're in the water all the time.
34:24When a car gets dirty it goes to the car wash.
34:41Where you live has to be cleaned too.
34:44By sweeping.
34:47And vacuuming.
34:51And dusting.
34:53And dishes get washed in the sink.
34:56And clothes in the washing machine.
35:04Driveways get cleaned when it snows.
35:06And streets when they get dirty.
35:19And boots.
35:34You can clean almost anything.
35:39Even me.
35:50They're not.
35:51They're not alcohol are broken.
35:51The right thing's going to be dirty.
35:53The right thing's going to be dirty, dirty, dirty mask.
35:59And they don't have any power.
36:01Or they're moving on.
36:02And they can clean them.
36:04They're moving on.
36:04That's one side, the bottom here, that's two, this side over here, that's three sides, and way over here, that's
36:13four.
36:14Okay, see, four sides.
36:16Now, you will also notice that the rectangle has four corners, and each of these corners is the same.
36:22In other words, each of those corners goes zzz, zzz, just like that, you see?
36:26Now, remember, friends, the rectangle with four sides and four corners, all the same, and it's got two eyes, and...
36:35Two eyes?
36:37Hi.
36:38Excuse me, fellow, but would you mind sort of bugging out of here, because I'm trying to explain about the
36:42rectangle, and if you could just leave so I could do my explanation about the rectangle.
36:47Sure, buddy.
36:49All right, fine.
36:50Now, as I was about to say, the rectangle here has four sides, one of which is broken, and it's
37:00also got...
37:03Uh, another fucking, uh...
37:05Listen, why don't you just leave and go find yourself a circle or a square or something like that, huh?
37:10Okay, bye-bye.
37:15Uh...
37:28Uh...
37:35Hello, young fella. Glad to meet you. How'd you like to buy a Z? Very useful for talking and writing.
37:42Allow me to demonstrate words that begin with Z.
37:45You start with Zipper, Zither, Zebra, and Zany.
37:55All right, my man, how about it? This beautiful Z had a great Zaving. Zaving! You get it?
38:02Uh, possible you still don't realize Z's uses. For instance, zip and zigzag. How about that, huh?
38:13Ready to put a little zing in your life? I'll give you one last demonstration.
38:18Zombie and, uh, zoo. Now, what will you offer for this Z?
38:25Zero.
38:26Zero.
38:26Oh.
38:29Hi there. We're now going to talk about the letter Z.
38:40The letter Z.
38:44The letter Z.
38:49Z is for Zebra.
38:56Z is also for Zoom.
39:01Hi.
39:06Zebra belongs in a zoo.
39:10Z.
39:12Zebra.
39:15Zoo.
39:22Z is also for Zoom.
39:25boom. Z is for zigzag. Zigzag. As I was saying, Z is also for... Z is also for zipper.
39:50Finally, Z is for zero. And zero means nothing. Z. Zipper. Z.
40:16Hey, how about joining me in my favorite song, okay?
40:19One of these things is not like the other. One of these things doesn't belong.
40:27Can you tell which thing is not like the others before I finish my song?
40:34Now, take a close look, okay?
40:37We have, uh, four automobiles here. Four cars, but one of them is sort of different, huh?
40:47Which one doesn't belong here?
40:50Well, if you guessed, this thing is not like the others.
40:55If you guessed, this thing doesn't belong.
40:58If you guessed, this thing is not like the others.
41:03Well, then you know what? You are absolutely right.
41:07And the reason that you're absolutely right is because this is a little car.
41:15And this car, this car, and this car, those are all big cars.
41:21One little car and three big cars.
41:25Hey, you did very well on that one. Let's, uh, let's try it again, okay?
41:28Hey, we've got some, got some houses here I'd like you to look at.
41:32One of these things is not like the others.
41:36One of these things doesn't belong.
41:40Can you tell which thing is not like the others before I finish my song?
41:48Take a look again, we, all of these houses that we have here,
41:52because one of them is different.
41:56Ah, I bet you've figured it out already, haven't you?
42:00I'm getting pretty good at this.
42:03Well, if you guessed, this thing is not like the others.
42:08If you guessed, this thing doesn't belong.
42:12If you guessed, this thing is not like the others.
42:16Well, once again, you are absolutely right.
42:21And you're right once again because this is a big house.
42:27And all three of these are little houses, right?
42:32One big house and one, two, three little houses.
42:38Hey, you did very, very well on all of these.
42:41You know, you are really becoming experts on the subject of big and little.
42:56Big.
43:01And little.
43:08And little.
43:10And little.
43:13And little.
43:32¶¶
44:09¶¶
44:13¶¶
44:14¶¶
44:15Very good friends are Big and Little.
44:18Big plays the tuba and Little plays the fiddle.
44:22Big is rather dark and Little is kind of light
44:26And they practice together in the day and night.
44:33¶¶
44:39in the parks they play and in places that are gritty the music is heard in the middle of the
44:45city the sounds that they make are thought to be funny but they play for the love of it and
44:53not for
45:22money
45:25very good friends are big and little big plays the tuba and little plays the fiddle when you
45:34hear music that makes you feel good think of big and little and their hearts so good
46:03one two three four five six seven eight nine ten ten nine eight seven six five four three two one
46:16five six seven eight nine ten ten ten seven seven eight nine ten ten ten six seven eight nine ten
46:48Ten triangles.
46:50One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
46:57Ten tens.
47:01One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
47:10One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
47:19Ten line-up toys.
47:23One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
47:31Ten chocolate player games.
47:44One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
47:59One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
48:08Hey, Ernie.
48:10Oh, hi, Bert.
48:11Hi, how are you?
48:11Yeah, I'm fine.
48:13How are you?
48:13Oh, pretty good.
48:14Hey, listen.
48:15Hey, you want to play a game?
48:16A game!
48:17A game!
48:18Oh, yes, I love games.
48:18You love games.
48:19Sure, what kind of game?
48:20Well, I tell you.
48:21It's called, What Happens Next?
48:24What Happens Next?
48:24Right.
48:25Now, I've got these pictures here, see?
48:27Where?
48:28Well, down here.
48:28Oh, okay.
48:29Yeah.
48:30Now, the game is, you look at the pictures, and see if you can tell what will happen next.
48:35They're down there.
48:36Don't worry.
48:36I'll bring them up.
48:36Oh, I look at the pictures, and I see if I can tell what will happen next.
48:40Right.
48:41Right.
48:41Okay.
48:42Well, that sounds good enough.
48:43Well, let's go.
48:44Okay.
48:44Now, look here.
48:45This is the first picture right here.
48:47See a picture?
48:48Oh.
48:49Okay.
48:50It's a picture of a girl swinging on a swing, and she swung all the way back.
48:54Now, what do you think will happen next?
48:58What will happen next?
48:59Oh, no.
49:00I just can't stand it, Bert.
49:02I just can't stand it.
49:03It's such a sad picture.
49:05Oh, why did you have to show me that sad, sad picture, Bert?
49:09Oh, cruel fate.
49:11Ernie.
49:12Ernie.
49:13Ernie.
49:14Ernie, you got bananas.
49:15This is a picture of a little girl swinging.
49:17Now, what's so sad about that?
49:20She's swinging now.
49:21Yeah.
49:21Now she's swinging, and now she's happy.
49:23Sure.
49:24See, but pretty soon, pretty soon, Bert, it's going to be time for lunch.
49:28And so she's going to go into lunch, and her mother's going to go to fix her a peanut butter
49:32and jelly sandwich, you know?
49:33I don't see that.
49:34But when they go to the cupboard, when she goes to go to the cupboard to get the peanut butter,
49:38you know what, Bert?
49:39Are you ready?
49:39Are you ready, Bert?
49:40I guess so.
49:41There's not going to be any peanut butter.
49:43Not going to be any peanut butter at all.
49:46But so they're going to go to the grocery store to buy some peanut butter, you know?
49:49Yeah.
49:49And she's going to take along her little rubber ducky, you know, because never should anybody go anywhere without their
49:55little rubber ducky.
49:56Of course not.
49:56And so they're going to go to the grocery store, and she's going to leave the rubber ducky at the
50:01grocery store, Bert.
50:04The little girl is going to lose her rubber ducky.
50:06Ernie.
50:07Ernie, Ernie, pull yourself together.
50:10Okay.
50:12Next.
50:13You got another one?
50:15Yeah.
50:16That was fun.
50:17Oh, yeah, sure.
50:18Good game, Bert.
50:19Yeah, it was a ball.
50:20Okay, another picture.
50:20Okay, now this picture here is a picture, as you can see, of a man tripping and spilling his tray
50:27of food.
50:28See?
50:29Now there's a tray of food, and he's spilling it all over the floor there.
50:33That's pretty funny, Bert.
50:34Yeah.
50:36Now what's so funny about a man tripping and spilling his tray of food?
50:40Oh, well, you know who that man is there, Bert?
50:42That man is probably the clown in the circus, you see?
50:45But this is his day off, so he's not dressed in his clown suit, you see?
50:49But tomorrow, tomorrow he's going to go back to the circus, because he's already had his day off, you see?
50:53Sure.
50:53And he's going to go back to the circus, and all the funny things that he's going to do, Bert.
50:57Oh, he's going to go to put out a burning building, and he's going to throw water all over another
51:03clown, you know?
51:05And then he's going to have this little bitty doggie, and he's going to pretend he's a big wild animal,
51:10and he's going to try to tame this little bitty doggie, Bert.
51:13He's going to try to tame this little bitty doggie, Bert.
51:16Okay, okay, okay, enough of that, enough of that.
51:18Ooh, it's so funny, Bert.
51:19Okay, forget it.
51:20All right, now stop laughing.
51:21Here's another picture, okay?
51:23We'll try it again.
51:23Yes, number three.
51:24All right, number three.
51:25Mm-hmm.
51:26Now see, there's a boy who's got a match, and he's kneeling in front of a fireplace stuffed with paper
51:32and logs.
51:33Now, tell me, Ernie, what is going to happen next?
51:37Oh, it's so beautiful, Bert.
51:41It's so beautiful, Bert.
51:43I can't stand it.
51:45What's so beautiful?
51:46I don't have the words to express it, Bert.
51:49It is so beautiful.
51:50That's beautiful?
51:52It's just a guy about to light a fire, Ernie.
51:54Yes, yes, yes, you see.
51:56But he's going to light the fire because it's so cold outside.
51:59So?
52:00So after the fellow lights the fire, he's going to go outside, and he's going to slip on the ice.
52:06And he's going to fall down, and he's going to tear a big hole in the knee of his pants.
52:12What's so beautiful about that?
52:13Well, wait a minute, wait a minute.
52:14I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
52:15Yes, so he's going to go to the store to buy some more pants.
52:18Yeah.
52:18And whom, whom do you suppose the salesman at the pants store is going to be, Bert?
52:23Oh, I bet you're going to tell me.
52:25It's going to be his long-lost brother whom he has not seen in 35 years.
52:3135 years, imagine.
52:32You see, the family was so poor that they couldn't raise both boys.
52:36And so one of them, one of them was brought up by a gypsy camp that was passing by.
52:40Why not?
52:41Sure.
52:41And so this boy is working in a pants store, you see, in order to make some money for his
52:46pet horsey.
52:46His pet horsey.
52:47Because the pet horsey has to have an operation to save his eyesight.
52:51You see, the pet horsey...
52:51Ernie, all right, that does it.
52:52That does it, Ernie.
52:54Ernie.
52:54Ernie, now listen.
52:55Do me one favor, okay?
52:58What's up, Bert?
52:58Just look at one of these pictures and tell me, judging from what you see, what you see,
53:04what will happen next.
53:06No long stories about peanut butter or long-lost brothers, just what you will see, what will
53:12happen next time based on what you see, okay?
53:15Okay, Bert.
53:16Sure.
53:17Okay, now, this fourth one, this fourth and last picture here, see?
53:21Mm-hmm.
53:21Now, this is a picture of a car that's about to run over a big nail.
53:27Now, just based on what you see, Ernie, what will happen next?
53:31Oh, okay.
53:32Well, let's see.
53:33Based on just what I see...
53:35What you see.
53:36Well, what I would say what I think will happen next...
53:39Yeah?
53:39...is that a monster is going to say cookie.
53:43Ernie, how can you possibly think that a monster is going to say cookie just by looking at this picture?
53:50Well, see, I wasn't looking.
53:51I wasn't just looking at the picture, Bert.
53:54Well, that what, Ernie?
53:55What were you looking at?
53:57Him.
53:58I'll see you.
54:02Cookie!
54:13Hiya!
54:14My name is Kermit the Frog, and today we're going to do some exercises.
54:18And we're going to do some exercises with a couple of friends of mine named Harry and George, and they're
54:23bears.
54:23And, uh, let's see.
54:25Where's Harry?
54:25Oh, there's Harry.
54:27Hey, Harry.
54:27How are you today?
54:28Where's George?
54:29Huh?
54:30Oh, there's George.
54:31Hi, George.
54:32How are you?
54:32Yeah, ready to do them?
54:34Okay.
54:34First exercise we're going to do is touch your toes.
54:37Okay?
54:38Ready, Harry?
54:39Harry, reach down and touch your toes.
54:41Okay?
54:42See, Harry's doing it.
54:43He's pretty good at it.
54:44Now, Harry, we're going to have lunch later.
54:45Okay?
54:46Yeah.
54:47Okay, now, George, are you doing this?
54:50George?
54:51Listen, George, these exercises are fun.
54:53Now, come on.
54:54Look at Harry do them.
54:55See how Harry does them.
54:56Harry's great at these exercises.
54:59Okay.
54:59Now, the first exercise we're going to do is we're all going to stretch.
55:03Okay?
55:05Now, see how Harry stretches.
55:06Way to go, Harry.
55:08Wasn't that fun?
55:09Okay.
55:09Everybody stretch one more time.
55:11Here's old George.
55:12Okay, stretch.
55:14How did George get lunch?
55:16Okay.
55:16And the next thing we're going to do is stretch our neck, like our friend Hubert.
55:20The polar bear here.
55:21Okay?
55:22Stretch around here, Hubert.
55:24Everybody stretch around.
55:26Twist around in circles.
55:28Right.
55:28That way, Harry.
55:29Turn around in circles.
55:31Very good.
55:32And, uh, what bad breath.
55:35Hey, listen.
55:36Next thing we're going to do is push-ups.
55:38And Harry?
55:39Harry, you're going to do some push-ups.
55:40Come on, Harry.
55:41Harry.
55:42Well, listen.
55:43If you guys aren't going to do push-ups, I'm going to leave.
55:45Goodbye.
55:45Goodbye.
55:48What are you holding in your arms, Mauricio?
55:51A goat.
55:52A baby goat?
55:53No, a kid.
55:54A kid.
55:55It's the same thing.
55:56Right?
55:57Right.
55:57Well, it's a shorter name.
56:00It's a shorter name?
56:03What do you have to say about it?
56:05Oh, really?
56:06Oh.
56:06It's very squeaky.
56:08Yeah.
56:09Maybe it's a squeaky kid.
56:12That sounds like a...
56:13You know how old it is?
56:14I think so.
56:16Take a guess.
56:16Go ahead, Mauricio.
56:17Go ahead.
56:17Four days.
56:18Four days.
56:19How did you know that?
56:22Well...
56:23Yeah, it's four spots.
56:24Yeah.
56:25What do you have there, Mason?
56:27The milk it drinks.
56:29You think it needs a drink now?
56:31Oh, it's not evaporated milk.
56:34What is it?
56:35Evaporated water?
56:36It's mother goat milk, I guess.
56:37Mother goat milk.
56:38Yeah.
56:39And the mother goat milk is evaporated milk.
56:42Oh, mother...
56:43No, mother goat milk is from Switzerland.
56:46Mother goat milk is from Switzerland if the mother goat is from Switzerland.
56:51Suppose the mother goat's from Brazil.
56:53Oh, that's Brazil 66.
56:58Would you like to feed the baby goat?
57:01Yes.
57:01Come over here.
57:03No, let's put it down.
57:05Yeah.
57:05Come over here.
57:06Come over here.
57:06Come over here.
57:07Easy, easy, easy.
57:08He's going to run around.
57:09Come over here.
57:10Oh, come on.
57:12Mauricio.
57:12Mauricio?
57:13Yes.
57:13Sit down.
57:14Sit down.
57:15That's it.
57:16I don't think he wants any.
57:17Huh?
57:18He does.
57:20He's not getting hungry, he just wants to go away.
57:23Come on, he'll get some.
57:24Come on.
57:25Come on.
57:27Oh, for a peak state.
57:29he doesn't really know how to drink it yet oh no his mouth is too small
57:36oh come on with the evaporated milk he just he wants to drink that mother good milk
57:45yes it needs it has to be thinner it has to be thinner yes so it can bend his mouth
57:51oh really
57:55that's mason if you let me have it maybe maybe i can make a drink come here hey how about
58:02that
58:04well slop it all up get it all down there oh that's terrific yep
58:12oh look at that look at that goat go eat like a fish that doesn't know what to do
58:20she's really hungry you know that yeah well she's slipping all that milk oh like anything oh
58:28what's anything anything she's a milk lady oh she's like that how do you feel wow i think she can
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58:38around a lot you want to name it yeah okay hey i'll name something i know uh i'll call her
58:45i'll call call how about call a goodbye goat and we wouldn't kid you about that
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