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00:23It's show number 25 in color.
00:58It's show number 25 in color.
01:26It's show number 25 in color.
01:29Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
01:37Call and play, everything's A-OK.
01:44Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
01:49Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
01:54Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
01:58I got these great shirts on sale.
02:01Really?
02:01Yeah.
02:01Did you get this one here?
02:02No, no, for school.
02:03I wish I'd known your size.
02:04Oh, yeah.
02:05Hey, hey, look who's here.
02:07Oh, hi.
02:08Yeah, hi.
02:08Hi.
02:09Say hi.
02:09Did you say hi?
02:10I said hi.
02:11Hey, Bob, you ready with that story?
02:14Uh, as soon as our dragon's ready.
02:16Just a couple minutes we'll be ready.
02:17As soon as your dragon's ready.
02:18Right, right.
02:19See, Bob has this great story for you.
02:20It's called The Story of Diamond D.
02:23You're going to love it.
02:24It's a good story.
02:25It's a good story.
02:25Great story.
02:26Great story.
02:27Great story.
02:28The Diamond D.
02:31Excuse me.
02:32Good morning.
02:33Here it comes.
02:34Oscar.
02:34Why don't you just keep quiet and let me watch Superman?
02:37Yeah, okay.
02:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:38What?
02:39Forget Superman for a minute because today we're going to say things about the letter D.
02:43You see?
02:43And Bob has this story.
02:44It's called The Story of Diamond D.
02:46Very important.
02:47The letter D, I don't give a fig for the letter D.
02:50I just want to watch Superman.
02:53But D is important, Oscar.
02:55Watch, and you'll see what I mean.
02:58What's happening, man?
02:59I was about to ask you the same question.
03:02What's that?
03:03I don't know, but it sure is bad.
03:05It's the letter D.
03:07The what?
03:09The letter D.
03:10Oh.
03:11Like to hear a story about the letter D, boys?
03:14Do we have any choice?
03:16No.
03:23Late last week, a real old dog went out digging in a terrible fog, found some dice on a hollow
03:30log, and won a duck from a friendly frog.
03:34He walked along till he spotted a door, dropped his duck down on the floor, found a dime and bought
03:41a dinosaur.
03:42Dinosaur?
03:44Dinosaur?
03:46So that's the letter D.
03:48Boy, it sure is bad.
03:50Do you know what else we learned, boys?
03:53No.
03:54If you dig a dinosaur, drop your duck for a dime.
04:00Uh, just put it right there, Dudley.
04:02Okay.
04:03Today, I would like to show you the letter D.
04:05That's right.
04:05Now, this is the capital D, and, uh, where's the small D, Dudley?
04:09Uh, I ate it for dinner.
04:10Well, get me another one.
04:11Yeah, okay.
04:12There you go.
04:13Thanks.
04:13Uh, now, as Dudley suggested, the word dinner begins with a D.
04:17Dudley, mind your manners, don't you with your mouth open.
04:20Need salt.
04:22D. Dog.
04:36D. Dog.
04:38Boy, dum, dum, dum.
04:40D is for dumb.
04:42Can't I just watch Superman?
04:44D.
04:44No, no, no, not yet, not yet.
04:46Bob has a story for you, so sit there, keep quiet and watch.
04:50Superman, Superman, wherever you are, I'm going to be the best.
04:53thinking of you now this is the story of the diamond D and the dangerous dragon
05:02now there are a lot of D words in this story so you listen very carefully for
05:06them once upon a time they lived in a castle very dignified Duke Duke David is
05:16my name you know I have a daughter named Dora who is a delightful damsel here comes Dora dancing
05:24through the door she's wearing a dress with with daisies on it Dora my delightful daughter I have
05:36a present for you because you are so delightful here is a letter D
05:46made of solid diamonds you may wear it around your neck it stands for Dora it also stands for
05:54delightful Dora may I put the bracelet around your delightful neck oh please do yes okay thank you
06:02Duke yes just put it around your neck and you'll look absolutely beautiful oh yes I'm sure there
06:09oh it's dandy do you love it and with that Duke David departed through the door the door there's
06:18another good D word and don't you forget it okay Duke and Dora danced out too I'm going into the
06:28garden to
06:29dance around and big the day you do that Dora now neither the Duke nor Dora knew that someone else
06:39lived in their
06:40castle his name was Donald oh and Donald was a dragon I am Donald the dangerous dragon now Donald the
06:51dangerous dragon lives in a dungeon under the house it's a deep dungeon it's a deep dark dungeon that's
07:03It's a deep, dark, damp, dusty, depressing dungeon.
07:07It's a deep, dark, damp, dusty, depressing, disorderly dungeon.
07:10It's a deep, dark, damp, depressing, disorderly, disgusting dungeon.
07:16Is that enough of that?
07:17Definitely.
07:18Good.
07:21Now, the best thing that you could say about Donald, the dangerous dragon,
07:25was that, well, he used a lot of D-words.
07:29Otherwise, he wasn't really very nice at all.
07:31Doggone right.
07:33And right now, I'm here to steal that pretty diamond D,
07:36which Duke David gave to his daughter, Dora.
07:39And here she comes now.
07:43Now, Dora, Duke David's daughter, danced to the door
07:47and saw Donald, the dangerous dragon.
07:51And she said,
07:54Well, hello, little doggy.
07:58Doggy?
07:59Doggy, that's what I said.
08:03Listen, Dora, dignified Duke David's daughter,
08:07thinks that I, Donald, the dangerous dragon, am a doggy.
08:11Yeah, I know.
08:12Dora, Duke David's daughter, is a dummy.
08:18My goodness.
08:19You are the dearest little doggy I have ever seen.
08:24Excuse me.
08:26Not only is she a dummy, she's also a ding-a-ling.
08:32If you will come and live in our house, little doggy,
08:35I will give you this diamond D, which my daddy gave to me.
08:39Oh, yeah?
08:40Yes.
08:40I didn't think I'd get it that easily.
08:42But just then, in came dignified Duke David.
08:45He was carrying a stick.
08:47Oh, no.
08:48Carrying a stick may not be dignified for a Duke,
08:51but it comes in handy when you meet a dangerous dragon.
08:55Dragon!
08:56Dragon!
08:57Dragon!
08:58Dragon!
08:58Dragon!
08:59Dragon!
08:59And with that, Duke David chased the Dragon Donald
09:02all around the ground.
09:05The dragon ducked.
09:06Help!
09:07And he dodged.
09:09And he darted.
09:10He got it!
09:11He got it!
09:12And finally, the Duke dumped the dragon.
09:17Dragon in the duck pond.
09:22Done.
09:24I don't know.
09:26He sure looked like a doggy to me.
09:28So to punish Donald, the Duke made the following decree.
09:35From now on, this dangerous dragon has to live in a doghouse,
09:42eat dog biscuits, and play like a doggy.
09:45To amuse my daughter.
09:47Or else.
09:48Or else what?
09:50Or else I'll dump you in the duck pond again.
09:53Oh, bow wow.
09:55And so Dora, the Duke's daughter,
09:59David the dignified Duke,
10:01and their not-so-dangerous doggy Donald,
10:04lived happily ever after.
10:08And I'll bet that you didn't even know there were so many D words.
10:13Did you?
10:14Well, Oscar, how'd you like that?
10:16Duke David, daughter Dora, and Donald the dangerous dragon are dumb.
10:22Now, will you stop all this D nonsense,
10:25and let me watch Superman.
10:27Okay, Oscar.
10:28Okay.
10:28What do you suppose he's doing right now?
10:30Well, I don't know,
10:31but I'm sure he's not running around saying D.
10:42Now, big fellow, here's a ticket to the land of knowledge.
10:52D.
10:53Superman, not you too.
10:56The one I thought I could count on.
10:59Oh, my old buddy Superman.
11:01And you saying D.
11:04Oh, woe is me.
11:06Oh, he did it to like all the other-
11:08The letter D.
11:09Big D.
11:11Bigger D.
11:13Biggest D.
11:15Huh.
11:16Big deal.
11:18Big.
11:19Bigger.
11:21Biggest.
11:25This is a big car, but what you need is a bigger car.
11:31I told you before, this car's not big enough for you.
11:35What you need is a bigger car.
11:48This is a bigger car.
11:50I have something a little better to show you.
12:21This is a big car.
12:22for you. It's the biggest car in the life.
13:15We want to buy a car. This is a nice car. This is a nice car. This is a nice
13:21car.
13:22This is the biggest car in the life. I told you before, you don't want this car. This
13:37is the biggest car in the life. I have something else to show you. But let us see.
13:42Oh, it is too big! Fine, let me show you another one.
14:00You don't want this car. This car is bigger than the car you need. I want to see it anyway.
14:19See, I told you it was bigger than you need. This is the car for you. This is a big
14:28car,
14:29but not too big. Oh, it's beautiful! I like it. We'll take it. It's great. How much is
14:42it? Oh, it's just a mere twelve and a half. That's fine. And you know, this car is big
14:49enough. I'm sure you'll be satisfied. Biggest. Bigger. Big. Just in time for a story. We're just about to read.
15:15It's called
15:16Maybe a Monster. Wonder what kind of a monster it'll be, huh? Well, I think I'll make a trap. It's
15:26the first thing you need to do for a monster, right?
15:29Maybe dig a hole. I think I'll dig a pretty big hole. I wonder what I'll catch. Maybe I'll catch
15:42a monster. If I catch a monster, I'd better go build a cage.
15:51It might be enormous. I'd better make a really big cage. Maybe it'll have two heads. I'd better make a
16:02place for them. Wow, what if it shoots fire out of its nose? I'd better cut holes for the fire
16:11to come out.
16:12That would be a good idea. What if it has an enormous tail? I'd better make tail space. Maybe it'll
16:24have really big wings. I'd better make wing space.
16:33There. That looks pretty good. Now I'll go get the monster. What if he's a mean monster?
16:48I know. I'd better get protected. That's what I'll do. I'll take my slingshot. And I'd better take my water
16:57pistol to put out the fire. Because if it's a dragon, he'll have fire out of his nose. And I'll
17:05wear my football stuff. That's good protection.
17:09What if he won't come with me? I'd better take some rope. Now I'm ready. I'll just wait behind this
17:23tree. See what I catch. Well, look what I caught. A little bunny rabbit.
17:40Hey! What's that? What's what? What's this great big thing here? What's this thing with the build out of all
17:52these boards? This great big thing here?
17:57Oh, it's a rabbit cage, stupid. Isn't that a funny story? He's built himself a monster cage and it just
18:07turned out to be a little rabbit. That's a fun book. You know, books really are fun, aren't they?
18:1310, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
18:341, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
18:4310, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
18:461, 2, 3, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
19:0010, 10, 10, 10, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 17, 17.
19:06How many men?
19:09Ten toes.
19:11One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
19:18Ten triangles.
19:20One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
19:27Ten pins.
19:31One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
19:401, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
19:4910 line-up toys
19:541, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
20:0210 chocolate player cakes
20:1510, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
20:411, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
20:5010, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
20:531, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
21:0510, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10
21:13How many men?
21:1610 toes
21:171, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
21:2510 triangles
21:271, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
21:3410 pins
21:4410 line-up toys
21:461, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
21:5610 line-up toys
22:001, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
22:0810 chocolate player cakes
22:141, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
22:2210, 9, 8, 7
22:2810, 9, 8, 7
22:39One.
22:51Somebody's cleaning my windows.
22:54And they're...
22:56Now, wait a minute.
22:57It's a pair of glasses.
23:05Well, what is that?
23:07It's a heart.
23:12No.
23:14It's like a totem pole.
23:16A totem pole with a handle on it.
23:21With two handle...
23:22No, you know what that is?
23:27It's beginning to look like...
23:31Now, wait a minute.
23:34Those are eyebrows.
23:37Eyes.
23:39Nose.
23:40That's a mouth.
23:41That's a face.
23:42Of a girl.
23:46That's a girl's face.
23:50And hey, that's a pretty face, too.
23:54Oh, hi, honey.
23:57You know, some faces are pretty, and some faces are funny.
24:00Like these.
24:03I love your funny face.
24:08You're sunny.
24:13You're sunny.
24:13You're sunny.
24:14Funny face.
24:16For you're a cutie with more than beauty.
24:21You've got a lot of personality.
24:26You've got a lot of personality and tea.
24:28You fill the air with smiles.
24:33For miles.
24:36For miles.
24:36And miles.
24:40Though you're no Mona Lisa.
24:43For worlds I'd not replace.
24:46Your sunny, funny face.
24:51Mmm.
24:53Mmm.
24:55Mmm.
24:57Funny face.
25:02Mmm.
25:03Funny face.
25:04You're not exotic, but so hypnotic.
25:10You're much too much.
25:13You're much too much.
25:13If you can cook the way you look.
25:17I'd swim the ocean wide.
25:22Just to have you by my side.
25:28Though you're no queen of Sheba.
25:31For worlds I'd not replace.
25:34Your sunny, funny face.
25:47Oh, boy.
25:48Hey, what you doing there, Bert?
25:50Oh, wow.
25:50Oh, boy.
25:51Ernie, I got this terrible itch here right in the place of my back that I can't scratch,
25:56you know?
25:56It's driving me bananas.
25:58Oh.
25:59I know how you feel there, Bert.
26:01Nothing worse than having an itch where you can't reach it.
26:03Hooey.
26:05You know, just thinking about it makes me itchy.
26:10I got an itch on my bicycle I can't reach, too.
26:12Oh, yeah?
26:13Oh, boy.
26:14That's terrible.
26:15Hey, Ernie.
26:16Hey, hey, hey.
26:17Hold it, hold it.
26:18Hey, you know what?
26:19I got an idea.
26:20What's up?
26:20See, I got an itch that I can't reach, and you got an itch that you can't reach.
26:24So how's about we trade?
26:27You mean you take my itch and I'll take yours?
26:29Right.
26:29No, no, no, no.
26:31No, no, no.
26:31Look, you see, you scratch my backward itches.
26:34Yes.
26:34And then I'll do the same for you, okay?
26:36Oh, what a great idea, Bert.
26:38Yeah.
26:38I can reach your back.
26:39You can reach my back.
26:40Right.
26:40Hey, turn around, and I'll scratch your back.
26:42Oh, that's great.
26:43There you go.
26:43Okay, now you do mine.
26:44Okay.
26:46There.
26:47Okay, a little bit lower there, Bert.
26:49A little bit lower.
26:50Okay.
26:51And over now.
26:52Right.
26:52Over towards the shoulder.
26:53Right.
26:56Okay, and now down, down, down a little bit.
26:58Down a little bit from where you were.
27:01All right.
27:04Whoo, that feels good.
27:05Oh, that's great, Bert.
27:07Yeah.
27:07Hey, you know, everybody ought to do this.
27:09Matter of fact, everybody, scratch.
27:23Hmm.
27:35Okay.
27:52Make me look awesome.
27:53I'll
28:04Okay, keep going, Bert.
28:05Okay, I'm going.
28:06Over to the left.
28:06Oh, yeah.
28:07Boy, that's great.
28:08Oh, yeah.
28:09You know, Bert, you're a very good scratcher.
28:11Did you know that?
28:12Oh, yeah.
28:12Yeah, I was just, uh...
28:14Wait a minute.
28:24Come on, it's time to play our game.
28:26One of these things is not like the others.
28:29Now, come up close so you can really see.
28:32One of these things is not like the others.
28:36One of these things doesn't belong.
28:40Can you guess which thing is not like the others?
28:43Before I finish my song.
28:48Look at each one carefully.
29:02Well, did you guess which thing is not like the others?
29:07Did you guess which thing doesn't belong?
29:11If you guess this thing is not like the others,
29:16then you're absolutely right.
29:19And I'm going to tell you why.
29:21In case you don't know,
29:23these three things are bigger than this one.
29:27That's right.
29:28Hey, that's pretty good.
29:30Okay, you ready for the next one?
29:31That's one for you.
29:33One of these things are bigger than this one.
29:36You can tell already.
29:38Well, I'm going to sing my song anyway,
29:40so sing with me.
29:41One of these things is not like the others.
29:45One of these things, it doesn't belong.
29:49Can you tell which thing is not like the others?
29:53Before I finish my song.
29:56Do, do, do, do.
30:11Well, did you guess which thing is not like the others?
30:16Don't tell him.
30:17Let him guess himself.
30:18Don't tell him, let him guess himself.
30:19Which doesn't belong.
30:20If you guess this thing is not like the others, ah, then you're right.
30:28Now, let me hear how come it's not like the others.
30:32You see, these three things are alike, aren't they?
30:35Now, this one is not like the others because, look, they started like the others, but it stopped.
30:42See, it's not completed.
30:43That's right.
30:44Hey, that's two.
30:45We got another one.
30:47Let's see if you can get three out of three.
30:50Ah, one of these things is not like the others.
30:59One of these things, it doesn't belong.
31:03Can you tell which thing is not like the others before I finish my song?
31:20You having a little trouble with this one?
31:23Well, keep looking now.
31:24Don't give up.
31:26I bet you got it right. Did you guess which thing is not like the others? Did you guess which
31:32thing doesn't belong? If you guess this thing is not like the others. See, you got it right anyway.
31:42And it's almost like the other one because it starts out like all the others, you see, but it's not
31:51completed. They left out part of it. Now, see, these three are alike, but this one, the bottom part is
31:56gone. Hey, that's really good. You're getting great at this. Now, this one might be a little harder, so really
32:05take a little more time.
32:09One of these things is not like the others. One of these things, it doesn't belong. Can you tell which
32:18thing is not like the others? Before I finish my song.
32:34Don't give up. Keep looking.
32:39Well, did you guess which thing is not like the others? Did you guess which thing doesn't belong? If you
32:49guess this thing, it's not like the others.
32:54Then that makes you write again. Now, look, these three things are G's. It's the letter G.
33:03N-G-G-G-G. The letter G. But this is a Z. Z-Z. See? Oh, you know what?
33:15And now, here are two messages from the letter Z.
33:19Z-Z. Z-Z. Zipper.
33:27Z-Z.
33:34Hi, there. We're now going to talk about the letter Z.
33:43The letter Z.
33:48The letter Z.
33:53Z. Z is for zebra.
34:07I. Zebra belongs in a zoo.
34:14Z. Zebra.
34:25Z. Z is also for zoom.
34:35Z is for zigzag.
34:39Zigzag.
34:41As I was saying, Z is also for...
34:45Z is also for zipper.
34:54Finally, Z is for zero.
34:59And zero means nothing.
35:11Hey, you know that plane's up so high we can't even see it.
35:16I hear it though, I know that's an airplane.
35:22Gee, what's it doing?
35:25Making a letter.
35:27You think it's a letter?
35:28It could be a circle.
35:29Probably an N.
35:31Could just be a circle.
35:32What do you think it is, Dara?
35:34An O.
35:34An O?
35:35Yeah, it could be an O.
35:36Maybe an O.
35:37Maybe an N.
35:38An N?
35:40No, that doesn't look like an N.
35:41Maybe a Q.
35:42A Q?
35:43Yeah, that's a good one.
35:45C.
35:46It looks like...
35:47No, it's going too far for a C.
35:48How about G?
35:49Maybe?
35:51Maybe.
35:52G, it didn't close, so it can't be an O.
35:56Oh, look!
35:56He's opening it now.
35:57G.
35:58Oh, a G.
35:59That's right.
36:02That was good.
36:03A G, huh?
36:05It didn't look like a G at first.
36:07It's hard to tell right away.
36:09Oh, here comes our good friend, Alice Braithwaite Goodie Shoes,
36:12and she's going to tell us something.
36:15My name is Alice Braithwaite Goodie Shoes,
36:18and I'm a terribly clever girl,
36:20and I'm going to show you something terribly clever.
36:23I know the difference between wet and dry.
36:26This bathtub is full of water.
36:29It's wet.
36:30I'm dry.
36:37Now the bathtub is dry.
36:40And I'm wet.
36:42Eww!
36:43Eww!
36:44Eww!
36:44Eww!
36:45Mwah!
36:46Mwah!
36:49You think that was funny?
36:51I mean, that the monster poured a whole bathtub of water
36:53all over her?
36:54Not that funny.
36:55What was funny was when the monster kissed her,
36:57and she says, blah!
36:59Well, you'd go, blah, too, if a monster suddenly appeared
37:02and kissed you.
37:02No, I wouldn't.
37:03I'd think it was funny.
37:05Hmm?
37:07Bleh!
37:08Now that's funny!
37:09Ha-ha!
37:11Ha-ha!
37:12Ha-ha-ha!
37:15Hello, Gordon.
37:16Hi.
37:17Hi.
37:17Hey, oh, you know, this is one of our anything people.
37:21They can be anything they want.
37:23It's a whole family of them.
37:24Yeah, hello.
37:24What do you want to be today?
37:25I want to be a little girl.
37:27You want to be a little girl?
37:28Can you give me some pretty eyes?
37:30Little girl eyes?
37:31Yes.
37:31Yeah.
37:35Little girl eyes.
37:36Ah.
37:37A pair of them.
37:39Oh, that's nice.
37:40How's that?
37:40Do you have some hair for me?
37:42Little girl hair, right?
37:43Pretty blonde hair?
37:44You want pretty blonde hair?
37:45Yes.
37:46Okay.
37:47Have what you like.
37:49Now you're a little girl.
37:50Ah, that's nice.
37:52Hey, hey, hey, how about me?
37:53What about you?
37:54I want to be a little boy.
37:55You want to be a little boy?
37:56Yeah, yeah.
37:57Some eyes.
37:58Boy eyes.
37:58Boy eyes?
37:59Yeah.
38:00He's my brother.
38:02He is your brother?
38:03Uh-huh.
38:04Really?
38:04Yeah.
38:05How do you know?
38:07Oh, I'm a brother, all right.
38:10You can tell?
38:10Yep.
38:11Yes, he is.
38:12Wait, I've got one more thing for you.
38:15What thing?
38:16Little boy eyebrows.
38:17Oh, yeah.
38:18Strong, sturdy eyebrows.
38:21Oh, that looks good.
38:22Yeah, thank you.
38:23Yeah.
38:23And can I help you?
38:25Oh, yes.
38:25Hello, Gordon.
38:26Hello.
38:26Hello.
38:27What would you like to be?
38:29Well, I think today I'd like to try on mother.
38:32Hello, mother.
38:33Hello, mom.
38:34You want to be a mother?
38:34Yeah, I want to be the mother.
38:36And you recognize her already.
38:37Yeah.
38:37She doesn't even have her mother eyes on it yet.
38:39Or her mother nose.
38:41There's her mother nose.
38:43Mm-hmm.
38:43How's that look?
38:44That feels good.
38:45Pretty good?
38:46Mm, let's get it in good.
38:48Mm.
38:49Fine nose.
38:50Okay.
38:51And your mother eyes.
38:53These are your mother eyes.
38:56Mm.
38:56Look at that.
38:57They're pretty.
38:58You like that?
38:59Yeah.
38:59Thank you, dear.
39:00What do you need?
39:00You want a bald-headed mother?
39:01No, I'd prefer to have something stylish.
39:06Something chic.
39:08Yeah, yeah.
39:09You like that?
39:10Oh, my.
39:10Yeah.
39:11Okay.
39:12That's terrific.
39:14Oh, thank you, Gordon.
39:15Hi, family.
39:16Dad.
39:16I bet that's dad, right?
39:18Yeah.
39:18Right.
39:18Hello, dad.
39:19Let me check with the family.
39:20Is this your father?
39:21Yeah.
39:22That's Bill.
39:23Yep, today I'll be the father.
39:24Today you'll be a father.
39:25Mm-hmm.
39:26Okay.
39:26You need a father nose, then.
39:28Right.
39:29Here's a father nose.
39:31Got that?
39:32Uh, you could use father eyes.
39:35Please.
39:37Two of them.
39:37Mm-hmm.
39:39Mm, father eyes and father nose.
39:41Oh, there.
39:42Very good.
39:43How about a mustache?
39:43Father mustache.
39:44Yes.
39:45Hell yes.
39:46Mm, look at that.
39:47There's a good father mustache.
39:49Mm-hmm.
39:50Little father hair?
39:51A little bit, yes.
39:51Go for that.
39:53I only have a little bit.
39:54You're getting old, father.
39:56Oh, he looks distinguished that way.
39:58Does he?
39:58I'm sorry.
39:59How about me?
40:01Well, who are you?
40:02I'm going to be the uncle.
40:03You're going to be the uncle?
40:04Yeah.
40:04Today, he'll be the uncle.
40:05Well, let me check with the family.
40:07Is it all right?
40:07Yeah, yeah.
40:08Okay.
40:09We should also have an uncle.
40:10Sure, sure, sure.
40:11Right.
40:11Oops.
40:12Here's an uncle nose.
40:13All right.
40:16Now, family, what do you think?
40:17Look good?
40:18Yeah.
40:19Yeah, that'll do.
40:20Yeah, that's pretty good.
40:21Okay.
40:22Uncle eyes.
40:23Okay.
40:25Hmm.
40:26Here they are.
40:28Good?
40:28Fine.
40:29Yeah, he needs a mustache.
40:30Do you think so?
40:31Yeah.
40:32Well, okay.
40:33Your husband already has one.
40:35Men look better with a mustache.
40:36Yeah.
40:37I always love a man with a mustache.
40:39Really?
40:39Right.
40:40Glad to know that.
40:42Now.
40:43Great.
40:44Some hair.
40:45A little bit, please.
40:46And you're all set.
40:48Consider yourself at home.
40:51Okay.
40:52Consider yourself part of the family.
40:54Why not?
40:55All right.
40:55I've taken to you so strong.
40:58No?
40:58It's clear we're going to get along.
41:02Consider yourself well in.
41:05Consider yourself part of the furniture.
41:09There isn't a lot to spare.
41:12Who cares what ever we got we share.
41:16If it's your chance to be, we should see some harder days.
41:19Empty lot of days.
41:21Why, gross.
41:22Always a chance we'll meet somebody to foot the bill.
41:26Then the drinks are on the house.
41:29Soft drinks.
41:30Consider yourself.
41:31Or mate.
41:33We don't want to have no fuss.
41:36For after some consideration we can speak.
41:40Consider yourself.
41:43One of us.
41:46Consider yourself at home.
41:49Consider yourself one of the family.
41:53I've taken to you so strong.
41:57It's clear we're going to get along.
42:01Consider yourself well in.
42:04Consider yourself part of the furniture.
42:07There isn't a lot to spare.
42:10Who cares what ever we got we share.
42:15Nobody tries to be la-dee-da.
42:17And up to tea.
42:18There's a cup of tea for all.
42:22On his wife's day handy with the rolling pin.
42:25When the landlord comes to call.
42:28Everybody!
42:29Consider yourself our mate.
42:31We don't want to have no fuss.
42:35We don't want to have no fuss.
42:36For after some consideration we can speak.
42:39Consider yourself.
42:42One of us.
43:00Will you go?
43:01Let's try it.
43:01A minute.
43:02A minute.
43:02All shining.
43:03The Mel.
43:03A minute.
43:05A minute.
43:06A minute.
43:07A minute.
43:09A minute.
43:23Oh, my God.
43:45Oh, my God.
44:14Oh, my God.
44:20Oh, my God.
44:33Oh, my God.
45:03Yeah, only a lot bigger for your books.
45:05Oh, yeah.
45:06Okay.
45:07Look, Jay, this is important.
45:09In order to get the bookcase right, we're going to have four sides to it, or really four walls.
45:14In the back, they'll be supported by a wall.
45:16And in the front, they'll be protected by a wall, right?
45:20And on both sides, they'll have walls, just like that.
45:24So there'll really be four walls around a bookcase.
45:27You ever think of walls like that?
45:28No.
45:29No?
45:29You ever think of walls that aren't like, walls like the ones in the kitchen?
45:35Like cookie walls, and napkin walls, and foot walls, and hand walls, and things like that?
45:40Did you say foot walls?
45:40Foot walls.
45:41Oh, I play foot walls every Sunday.
45:42Oh, okay.
45:44I'll talk the bird then.
45:46No, but if you're, you'd like to see some walls?
45:48Mm-hmm.
45:49Really?
45:49Yeah.
45:50Okay, well, let's watch this.
46:11Walls.
46:13W-A-L-L-S.
46:20Walls.
46:24Tall walls.
46:34Small walls.
47:11Some walls stop things.
47:37Walls you never thought of.
47:42The side of a fishbowl.
47:46A box.
47:49A screen is a wall.
47:54A newspaper.
48:02Oven walls.
48:04A blanket can be a wall.
48:07A road divider.
48:11Walls.
48:12Aств fifteen air.
48:26Walls.
48:28Walls.
48:28Walls.
48:30Some walls are for playing games.
48:34A network.
48:37Walls.
48:39Some wall are for playing games.
48:59You want me to make it out of pine, Gordon?
49:01Does that look nice, huh?
49:03I can build anything you want, pine or oak.
49:05Yeah, oak's heavier.
49:06Yeah?
49:06Some really heavy stuff.
49:08Oh, hey, by the way, I almost forgot, I passed Buddy and Jim's place earlier.
49:11Oh, yeah, what are those guys up to?
49:13They're putting in some windows, one round one and one square.
49:18One round and one square?
49:19Right.
49:19That would be something to see.
49:21Really should.
49:21Hey, listen, watch.
49:22Okay.
49:28Hey, Jim!
49:30Hey, Jim!
49:31What is it, buddy?
49:33Jim, I got the windows for the holes in the wall.
49:36Good boy.
49:38Are you sure you got the right one?
49:39Oh, yeah, Jim.
49:40I got a square window for the square hole in the wall and a round window for the round hole
49:44in the wall.
49:46What's the matter?
49:46You don't think the old buddy knows what he's doing?
49:49We'll soon find out.
49:50All right.
49:51Let me see this window.
49:52Mm-hmm.
49:52Bring it right over to the wall.
49:54That's it.
49:57Uh-oh.
49:58Uh-oh.
49:58What's the matter, Jim?
50:00Wait a minute.
50:01Wait a minute?
50:04There's something wrong here.
50:06Something wrong?
50:08What shape is that hole in the wall?
50:10Jim, that's a square hole in the wall.
50:13And what shape is the window you bought for it?
50:15That's a round window, Jim.
50:16Come over here.
50:17Okay.
50:18What shape is that hole in the wall?
50:20Jim, that's a round hole in the wall.
50:23Mm-hmm.
50:23Mm-hmm.
50:23And what shape is the window you bought for it?
50:25That's a square window I bought.
50:33Jim, what are we...
50:34What are we gonna do now, Jim?
50:38I've got an idea.
50:39Good boy.
50:42Pick up this window.
50:44Hey, Jim.
50:45What you doing?
50:47What does it look like I'm doing?
50:49I'm trying to bend the square window so it'll fit into the round hole in the wall.
50:53Ha-ha.
50:53Good idea, Jim.
50:56Hold it.
50:56What is it?
50:58If I do that, the glass might break.
51:00Oh, that's a bad idea you got to.
51:02Ah.
51:03What are we gonna do now?
51:09There's only one sensible thing to do.
51:11Uh-huh.
51:13I'll have to saw out the whole wall.
51:16And then I'll lift up the wall and I'll turn it all the way around
51:21until the square hole is on that side
51:23and the round hole is on that side.
51:26Whew!
51:27But that'll probably take me all day long.
51:30All day, because that's the biggest wall in our room.
51:34And this never would have happened, buddy,
51:36if you had gotten the right windows for the right holes in the wall.
51:39Boy, oh boy.
51:41Hey, Jim!
51:43Surprise!
51:45What's this surprise?
51:47Hey, Jim, when I was at the hardware store,
51:48I couldn't remember exactly which window was which, you know,
51:52so I got another pair of windows exactly the opposite, see?
51:56So, look, hold that.
51:59Now I got a square window for the square hole, huh?
52:05Huh? Huh?
52:07Then I got a round window for the round hole in the wall.
52:12So, square window for the square hole in the wall,
52:14round window for the round hole in the wall,
52:16and even got two round windows that we don't even need.
52:20Mm-mm.
52:23Mm-mm.
52:24Mm-mm.
52:25You can't do anything right.
52:28What are we gonna do now, Jim?
52:30I think I can figure this one out.
52:32Yeah? Come on, Jim.
52:33All we'll have to do is to take the two wrong windows
52:37back to the store where we got them,
52:39and then I'll get my money back.
52:44You did it again, Jim!
52:47Of course I did it again.
52:47Now let's take the wrong windows and let's go to the store.
52:50Come on, buddy.
52:51Boy, take the wrong windows right back to the store
52:53and get our money back.
52:55Boy, that Jim sure is smart.
52:58Wish I was as smart as Jim.
53:04One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
53:13Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
53:18One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
53:30Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten.
53:49Ten triangles.
53:51One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
53:58Ten pens.
54:01One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
54:10Ten line up toys.
54:11One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
54:31Ten chocolate player games.
54:35Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten.
54:39And I thought so I can.
54:45Well, you know Gregory asked me what happiness is.
54:48He did.
54:49I didn't know what to tell him.
54:50That's a hard question to answer.
54:52Oh, I don't know where these kids get these questions.
54:54For me, happiness is having my apartment cleaned by Saturday.
54:57For Gregory, it's probably a jelly bean on a Mr. Hooper's jelly bean jar.
55:02It really can be a lot of things, you know.
55:04Yeah, I know.
55:07Happiness is two kinds of ice cream.
55:12Finding your skate key.
55:14Telling the time.
55:18Happiness is learning to whistle.
55:22Tying your shoe for the very first time.
55:29Happiness is playing the drum in your own school bed.
55:38And happiness is walking hand in hand.
55:47Happiness is five different crayons.
55:53Knowing a secret.
55:55Climbing a tree.
55:58Well, happiness is finding a nickel.
56:04Catching a firefly setting him free.
56:10Happiness is being alone every now and then.
56:19And happiness is coming home again.
56:26And happiness is coming home again.
56:31Happiness is morning and evening.
56:35Daytime and nighttime too.
56:38For happiness is coming home again.
56:44And anything at all.
56:50That's love by you.
57:03Say goodbye Susan.
57:05Say goodbye Bob.
57:06Say goodbye Susan.
57:07Say goodbye Gordon.
57:08Goodbye Bob.
57:09Goodbye.
57:09Goodbye.
57:11Can I say goodbye?
57:15No.
57:34Hey, you know what?
57:36He can't say he is.
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