00:00Bobbit babies, we make our dreams come true.
00:06Bobbit babies, we'll do the same for you.
00:10When your room looks kinda weird, and you wish that you weren't there.
00:16Just close your eyes and make me mean, and you can be everywhere.
00:22I like giving.
00:23I like robots.
00:25I love great jokes.
00:26I'm a mobile.
00:27I've got my computer.
00:29I've got the piano.
00:31And I've got blue hair.
00:35Is everything all right in here?
00:38Yes, mommy.
00:39Bobbit babies, we make our dreams come true.
00:45Bobbit babies, we'll do the same for you.
00:49Bobbit babies Mayodies!
00:58Bobbit babies...
01:08Bobbit infantilf overcome!!
01:14Thank you for taking us to the rubbery plane, Mrs. Nanny.
01:18I'm glad you enjoyed it, Bunsen.
01:21You too, Beaker.
01:22I like the part where those seven little aliens brought the pretty girl back to life.
01:27Fozzie, it was the prince who brought her back to life.
01:30Yeah, and those weren't little aliens, Fozzie. They were dwarves.
01:34It was Snow White and the seven dwarves.
01:38Really? I thought they were related to E.T.
01:42I'm exhausted. I don't know about you kids, but I'm going to go take a little nap.
01:47Hey, that play sure was cool. I want to be an actor when I grow up.
01:53Me too.
01:54Why wait till we grow up? We can be actors right now.
01:58What do you mean, Kermit?
01:59Easy. All we have to do is put on a play of our own.
02:03I know. Let's do Snow White.
02:05Good idea, Skeeter. Our play will be even better than the one we just saw.
02:10The first thing we have to do is choose who plays which part.
02:14And since I am the most beautiful, you want Maw to play Snow White, right?
02:20Mawai.
02:21What?
02:22I want to play Snow White. You can be the wicked queen.
02:27Maw? The wicked queen?
02:29Uh-huh.
02:32Mawai.
02:35Mawai.
02:36Mawai.
02:37Mawai.
02:38Mawai.
02:39Mawai.
02:40Mawai.
02:40I'm not playing any wicked queen.
02:44Why, I haven't got a drop of wicked in me.
02:49Hey, take it easy, Piggy.
02:51Oh, uh, sorry. I don't know what got into me.
02:55There's a fair way to decide who gets to be Snow White.
02:59There is?
03:00Sure. We'll flip a coin.
03:03You're the nickel, Bigger. You flip.
03:06Call it, Piggy.
03:07Uh, heads. No, no tails.
03:12Ha! Tails. I won.
03:14Uh, I'm afraid not, Piggy. Bigger said heads.
03:18Oh, well I said heads first, remember?
03:21No way, Piggy. You called tails. I won fair and square.
03:25I'm going to be Snow White.
03:28And you're the wicked queen.
03:31Ha, ha, ha.
03:34You should be the director, Kermit.
03:36And we can be the seven aliens.
03:39Fawzie!
03:40Sorry.
03:41She, I guess I better start directing, huh?
03:44Piggy, Skeeter, see if you guys can find some costumes.
03:49Oh, boy.
03:50Gunzo, Animal, you take care of props and sets.
03:54No sweat, director, sir.
03:57No sweat.
03:59Rolf, you're in charge of music.
04:02Out of sight.
04:05And, uh, Bunsen, you and Beaker handle the special effects.
04:08Okay, Kermit.
04:11Ooh, that's great, guys.
04:13Careful, Beaker.
04:15Ready, Scooter?
04:16Whoa.
04:20This is going to be a perfect stage.
04:23There's a pop-up picture book here somewhere with a great castle in it.
04:28Here.
04:30Thanks, Animal.
04:32Cut this.
04:40Hey, you don't look like the Wicked Queen.
04:43You look more like...
04:45Let me help you with that makeup, Skeeter.
04:48Look, everybody.
04:50Skeeter would make a much better Wicked Queen.
04:53See?
04:54I should be Snow White.
04:57I should really.
04:58Da-da.
04:59Da-da.
05:00Da-da-da.
05:00Oof.
05:01Forget it, Piggy.
05:02I got the part and I'm playing Snow White.
05:06Da-da.
05:07Da-da.
05:07Da-da.
05:08Oh, well.
05:09Ha-ha.
05:10That's Snow Biz.
05:11Da-da.
05:14Da-da.
05:15Da-da.
05:15I guess it was really none of my biz anyway.
05:18Ha.
05:18Right.
05:19Bazooka Peak.
05:20Ha.
05:21Okay.
05:22Places, everyone.
05:31All right.
05:32Let's have the first set, Animal.
05:34Raise the curtain.
05:40That's the wrong set, Animal.
05:43Oops.
05:48Good building.
05:51Good goofing off, Animal.
05:53Sorry.
05:56Let's have the music, Ralph.
05:59Okay, everyone.
06:00Here we go.
06:06Sorry.
06:07Once upon a time, there was a big castle in which there lived a very wicked queen.
06:14Hold it.
06:15How do you expect me to play the queen with a castle the size of a cookie?
06:19This is a play, Piggy.
06:21You've got to use your imagination.
06:24Oh.
06:24Okay.
06:25I'm imagining a fabulous castle fit for a queen as beautiful as one.
06:36Oh.
06:37I'm so cute.
06:38I can't stand it.
06:41Yoo-hoo, subjects.
06:43You may have three seconds to feast your eyes on moi.
06:48That's enough.
06:50I don't want to blind them with my radiant beauty.
06:54Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
06:57Who's the cutest one of all?
07:01I've got something to tell you you're not going to dig.
07:05Compared to Snow White, you're just a pig.
07:09Aaaaaah!
07:11You lying good for nothing, mirror, you!
07:14Whoa!
07:15Whoa!
07:16Hey, take it easy, Piggy.
07:17This is just a play, you know.
07:20Gee, I guess I got carried away with my part.
07:22It won't happen again, Kermie.
07:25Okay.
07:26Let's go on.
07:29Hello?
07:31Royal Exterminators?
07:33I have a pest in the kingdom that I need to, uh, get rid of.
07:38My place in an hour?
07:39Good.
07:40Okay, Animal.
07:41Change the set.
07:43Okay.
07:46Animal, it's upside down.
07:49Too late.
07:52My name is Snow White.
07:54Tra la, tra la.
07:56And I'm the cutest of all.
07:58Tra la, tra...
07:59Hey, what happened to this place?
08:02Animal messed up the set, Skeeter.
08:04Just do the best you can.
08:07Okay.
08:09My name is Snow White.
08:12Tra la, tra la.
08:14And I'm the cutest girl.
08:17Huh?
08:21Hold it, Beaker.
08:22This is the place.
08:26I know it's upside down, Beaker.
08:28But don't worry.
08:29I brought a ladder for just such a situation.
08:34I said I brought a ladder for just such a situation.
08:40I haven't quite got the hang of this prop man job yet.
08:44He he he.
08:47No sweat.
08:48He he he he he.
08:52Beaker, hand me the hose.
08:55What are you guys doing?
08:58We're the royal exterminators.
09:01And we've come to get rid of a pest for the wicked queen.
09:04What are you talking about?
09:06We got a call from the wicked queen telling us to get rid of her Snow White pest.
09:11Huh?
09:12That's no bug.
09:14That's me.
09:15I'm Snow White.
09:16You are?
09:21Please, don't hurt me.
09:23I'm not a pest.
09:24The wicked queen is just jealous of me because I'm cuter than she is.
09:30What?
09:34You're right, Beaker.
09:36Don't worry, Snow White.
09:37You run off and hide in the forest and we'll tell the wicked queen that we debugged her castle.
09:43Oh, thank you.
09:45Mwah!
09:48Watch out for that last cloud.
09:50Huh?
09:51Wah!
09:52Hey, you were great, Skeeter.
09:54Don't you think so, Piggy?
09:56Eh, she was fair.
09:57Of course, if I were playing Snow White, it would have been superb.
10:03Piggy!
10:04Oh, okay guys.
10:05Get ready for the next scene.
10:07Animal, try to get the set right this time, okay?
10:10Okay.
10:13Oh, brother.
10:14Now I need new trees.
10:17Me monk!
10:17Me monk!
10:19Oh, boy.
10:21Da ะฝะฐ ะฝะฐ ะฝะฐ ะฝะฐ ะฝะฐ ER.
10:27When you're shooting.
10:30Maybe Greetingsยป.
10:31Animal, you're not in this scene?
10:33Okay.
10:34And so, as Snow White wandered through the forest, she came upon a little house.
10:41Hey!
10:42Where's the little house?
10:44Oops!
10:46Thanks, Animal.
10:47And so Snow White came upon a little house.
10:52Is anybody home?
10:57Hello?
11:00Hello?
11:03Anybody home?
11:05Hello?
11:06Hello?
11:07Welcome to the Seven Dwarfs Beauty Salon.
11:11I am Nosy.
11:13I'm Doggy.
11:14I'm Smarty.
11:16I'm Nerdy.
11:18I'm Silly.
11:19And we crazy.
11:23I'm Snow White.
11:24And I'm looking for a place to hide from the Wicked Queen.
11:28Well, you came to the right place, my little snowflake.
11:32Sit right down and we will fix you up so no one will ever recognize you again.
11:38Get this shampoo, silly.
11:40Okay.
11:41We've got lots of silly shampoo.
11:49These rollers will give you lots of curls.
11:52Curls.
11:54Animal, why are you putting a rock in Snow White's hair?
11:59Rock and Rollers.
12:06A little of this chocolate sauce on Skeeter's face.
12:10And she'll look so ugly I'll have to play Snow White.
12:13He he he he he he he.
12:14He he he he he.
12:16He he he he.
12:17He he he he.
12:18He he he he.
12:19He he he he.
12:21He he he he he.
12:21He he he he he.
12:22Aha!
12:23My sweet.
12:24There you are.
12:25And all all ready for my special face cream.
12:29I'll rub it in and make you more beautiful than ever.
12:40He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
12:45he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
12:46he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
12:48he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
12:50he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
12:51he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
12:52he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
12:52he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
12:56he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
12:57he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
12:58he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
12:58he
12:58Well, I guess that's the end of Act 1.
13:03Eww! This chocolate is sticky and gooey.
13:09Eww!
13:12Would you mind telling moi what you're doing?
13:18Make chocolate soda!
13:22Eww! Animal!
13:29Hey, Gee, we've got to finish rehearsing our play.
13:33Come out of there, you soda jerk!
13:36Uh-uh.
13:36Come on, Kermit. We're ready to start Act 2.
13:39Oh, okay.
13:41Bunsen! Beaker! Hit the lights!
13:46Wait a minute. Where's the set?
13:48Coming!
13:50Oof!
13:51Let go!
13:54And so, after the Seven Dwarfs made Snow White even more beautiful than before.
14:00Don't worry, Snow White. You can stay here and hide out from the Wicked Queen.
14:04And in return for your kindness, I'll keep your shop clean and do manicures.
14:10Psst! Animal! Set change!
14:16Whoa!
14:18Hmm! Skeeter playing Snow White! Why, she's not half as pretty as...
14:24Uh, Piggy?
14:25What?
14:26You're on!
14:27Um...
14:27Oh! Uh, of course!
14:29Uh, where was I?
14:31Uh...
14:31Oh, yeah.
14:32Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
14:34I'm sure my royal exterminators have taken care of Snow White by now!
14:42Ralph, knock it off!
14:46Mirror, mirror! On the wall! Now who's the cutest?
14:52Uh, uh, uh, Snow White still lives in the Forest Glen and dwells with seven tiny men.
14:59The magic mirror tells you true. Compared to Snow White, you belong in a zoo.
15:06Uh-oh.
15:08Aaaaaaah!
15:13Gosh, she sure takes her acting seriously.
15:19This'll fix that cute little Snow White.
15:23Uh, Piggy?
15:24Uh, yes, Kermie?
15:26What's in the box?
15:27Oh, why, uh, nothing! Nothing at all!
15:32Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
15:34Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
15:36Later, at the Seven Dwarfs Beauty Salon, Snow White was sweeping up while the others were out to lunch.
15:44Hark! Someone is knocking at the door!
15:47Hark! Someone is knocking at the...
15:51Oh! Hi there!
15:53You must be the lady who wanted a manicure.
15:56Um, actually, I...
15:57Come right in!
15:58You're lucky. I just had a cancellation.
16:03My, you certainly let your nails go.
16:06What?!
16:06Oh well, that's what we're here for.
16:08We'll fix you right up.
16:10I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.
16:13Oops!
16:14Sorry. I'm kinda new at this. You're my first manicure.
16:19Don't worry about it. You won't be around to do your second.
16:25What did you say?
16:26Uh, I said you're going to get a big tip in just a second.
16:30I am? Why, thank you.
16:33Gee, whatever could this be?
16:39Aaaaaah!
16:44Ha! If I can't play Snow White, no one will!
16:48Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
16:50Hey, Piggy, that's not the way the play goes.
16:53You're supposed to give her an apple.
16:55Listen, Banana Bee.
16:57I'm the queen, and I ran out of apples, okay?
17:01Ooh!
17:02She took the words right out of my nose.
17:05Animal, act four!
17:14Oh, poor Snow White. Scared stiff at the prime of her life.
17:20What a pity.
17:21La, la, la, la, la.
17:24Yoo-hoo! Magic mirror.
17:28Don't hit me.
17:29Hit you? I won't hit you.
17:31You won't?
17:33Why, I'd never dream of even smudging you.
17:36Promise?
17:37Mm-hmm.
17:41Ready?
17:42Okay.
17:43Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
17:45Who's the cutest one of all?
17:48Even with two black eyes, I can see.
17:51The cutest girl in the land is thee.
17:54Oh, you wonderful mirror, you.
17:56Whee-whee-whee-whee!
18:00Act five!
18:05Later, in the forest glen where the seven dwarves lived...
18:10Uh, where's the forest animal?
18:12Uh-oh! Forest!
18:19Thanks.
18:20Welcome!
18:22And so in the forest glen,
18:24The seven sad dwarves cried over poor Snow White.
18:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
18:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
18:39She was the fairest in the land.
18:43The wicked queen got the upper hand.
18:47Ah!
18:47Now we're crying at the terrible news.
18:52Everybody's got the Snow White Blues.
18:54Snow White Blues.
18:58It's giving us the boo-hoo-boos.
19:01Mm-hmm.
19:02Our hearts are really breaking.
19:04We wish you would awaken.
19:06And take away the Snow White Blues.
19:09Oh, oh, oh, oh!
19:11I don't care!
19:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
19:16My eyes are dripping and my nose is wet.
19:19She was the sweetest girl I ever met.
19:24Something scared her and she blew a fuse.
19:27Ah!
19:28Everybody's got the Snow White Blues.
19:30Snow White Blues.
19:33Snow White Blues.
19:34Snow White Blues.
19:35It's giving us the boo-hoo-boos.
19:37Boo-hoo-hoo!
19:39Our hearts are really breaking.
19:40We wish you would awaken.
19:42And take away the Snow White Blues.
19:45I don't care!
19:46And take away the Snow White Blues.
19:49I don't care!
19:50Never mind the Snow White Blues!
19:59Hey, someone's coming.
20:02Whoa, horsey!
20:04Whoa!
20:09That's the silliest looking horse I ever saw.
20:12Well, don't tell me.
20:14Tell Animal.
20:15He drew it.
20:17You wouldn't happen to be a handsome prince
20:20with the power to kiss beautiful princesses
20:23and wake them up, would you?
20:25Uh-uh.
20:26Oh, no!
20:27Oh, hey!
20:28She'll never wake up.
20:30I do know a little first aid, though.
20:33You do?
20:34Uh-huh.
20:35Try it!
20:40Why, uh, um, I have never seen
20:43such a beautiful princess before.
20:46Her skin is soft as snow.
20:49No!
20:49Her eyes are, um, her eyes are, um, like two shimmering pearls.
20:56Her hair is like, like, uh, amber waves of grain.
21:02For the mountain's majesty above the sun.
21:10That's it!
21:11I'm taking over as director of this play.
21:14And so, as the handsome prince leaned closer to Snow White, uh,
21:19I can't let Kermie kiss her.
21:22Um, uh, the big bad wolf came looking for Red Riding Hood.
21:27Huh?
21:29Any of you guys know how to get to, uh, Grandma's house?
21:32Uh-uh.
21:33Hey, what's he doing here?
21:36Excuse me, but I think you're in the wrong fairy tale.
21:38Uh-uh.
21:40Uh, that's not the way the story goes, Piggy.
21:43It isn't?
21:44Oh, I'll try it again.
21:46And as the handsome prince, uh, was about to kiss Snow White,
21:50Um, the angry giant came down the beanstalk!
21:56V-5-4-Fog!
21:58I smell the feet of a small green frog!
22:01What?!
22:02Piggy!
22:03Don't you even know the ending?
22:05The handsome prince has to kiss me so I can live happily ever after with him!
22:10Not if I can help it, toots!
22:12It's our play and we're gonna finish it!
22:16Nobody's kissing my prince but moi!
22:18Come on, Piggy!
22:20It's just a play!
22:21Yeah!
22:22Let us finish it!
22:24What's all the yelling?
22:26Yelling?
22:27I didn't hear any yelling, Nanny!
22:31We were just practicing our play, Snow White!
22:35Yeah!
22:36Would you like to see it?
22:37Why, I'd love to!
22:40Snow White, huh?
22:41I always wanted to play the part of the Wicked Queen!
22:45You did?
22:46Uh-huh!
22:47She's my favorite too, Nanny!
22:49That's exactly why I chose to play her!
22:52Huh?
22:53I knew it was the best part!
22:55Who'd want to play that boring Snow White when you could be the Wicked Queen?
23:00What?!
23:01I'll go get my glasses and I'll be right back!
23:04Don't start without me!
23:06I wanna play the Wicked Queen!
23:08Let me play her!
23:09I wanna be the Wicked Queen!
23:11We can play!
23:12We can play!
23:13We can play the Wicked Queen!
23:14I'd be the best Wicked Queen of all because I'm the funniest!
23:18Ahem!
23:19Ahem!
23:20Mirror, mirror, on the wall!
23:22Who's the funniest bear of all?
23:24Fozzie Bear, I never lie!
23:27When you tell jokes, I wanna cry!
23:31See?
23:32Pretty funny, huh?
23:33You can't do it, huh?
23:35Where are you?
23:37When you talk to me?
23:38What the fuck?
23:47You can't do it, huh?
23:51You can't do it!
23:54I can't do it!
24:18Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
24:20Who's the weirdest one of all?
24:22Oh, bye-bye!
24:26Hey!
24:27Bye-bye!
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