00:00Baby, we make our dreams come true
00:03Tell me, baby, we'll do things for you
00:08When your room looks kinda weird
00:12And you wish that you weren't there
00:14Just close your eyes and speak to me
00:17And you can be as you win
00:21Baby, baby, baby
00:39Baby, baby, baby, baby
00:44Baby, baby, baby
00:47Baby, baby, baby, baby
00:49Baby, baby, baby, baby
00:49Hey, everybody, there might be monsters down here
00:55Monsters? I don't think so, Fuzzy
01:02There's the switch.
01:04There!
01:07It's pretty funny, huh?
01:09Take that mask off.
01:10Did I fool you, Kermit?
01:12Yes, you fooled me.
01:14But now we have to find that box.
01:17What box?
01:18The one we came down here to find.
01:21Oh, yeah.
01:22You mean this one?
01:27Funny!
01:28Funny!
01:28Hey!
01:29Fozzie, quit fooling around.
01:31We need to find that box for Nanny.
01:34Okay.
01:36I know sometimes, Fozzie.
01:39Sheesh.
01:40Hey! There's a box!
01:42I wonder if this is it.
01:44Hey, Fozzie!
01:46I think...
01:48Box?
01:50Now that's funny, huh?
01:53Never mind.
01:54I think this is the box Nanny wants.
01:57Really?
01:58Let me see.
01:59Wow!
02:00Neat!
02:01A bunch of junk!
02:02Yeah!
02:03Hey!
02:04What's this?
02:05It's another box.
02:06Yeah!
02:07It's an old shoe box.
02:09Hmm.
02:10I wonder what's inside.
02:12Old shoes?
02:13I don't think so, Fozzie.
02:15Then what?
02:16Hmm.
02:17Gosh.
02:18I don't know.
02:19Let me see.
02:20It kinda looks like a...
02:22A spoon.
02:24Well...
02:25No.
02:26Not exactly.
02:27Gee.
02:27Maybe it's a pencil.
02:29Or a big silver crayon.
02:31Hey!
02:32I know what it is.
02:33What, Fozzie?
02:34It's a thingamajig.
02:35A what?
02:37You know.
02:37One of those thingamajigs for a whoosiewet that you use with the whatchamacallit.
02:41Just like on TV.
02:47The amazing Muffo Medic.
02:50A handy dandy tool that every kid should own.
02:53It slices.
02:56It dices.
03:00It even sorts your baseball cards.
03:04Ow!
03:05Ha!
03:06Ha!
03:07Fozzie!
03:09Wait!
03:10There's more!
03:11Oh boy.
03:17It can even polish your marbles!
03:27Ha!
03:29Ha!
03:31Ha!
03:31Fozzie!
03:32Don't you think we better...
03:33And there's still more!
03:35This amazing machine can even make old bubblegum taste like new!
03:39Ha!
03:40Ha!
03:41There!
03:42This gum will be as good as new!
03:50You won't believe your tongue when you taste it!
03:53Uh, thanks Fozzie, but not right now.
03:56We really should pick up this box and take it to Nanny.
03:59Pick up the box you say?
04:01No problem!
04:03Huh?
04:06With the amazing Muffo Medic, you can lift the box, sort your socks, or give a haircut to an ox.
04:14Oh boy.
04:16Now how much would you pay?
04:17Not much, Fozzie.
04:19But wait!
04:20There's more!
04:20There's more!
04:21I was afraid of that.
04:23Come on, Fozzie.
04:24Let's just take this box upstairs.
04:26Stairs, you say?
04:27No problem with the amazing Muffo Medic!
04:39Careful, Fozzie!
04:40This box is heavy!
04:42Heavy, you say?
04:43No problem!
04:46Fuzzy!
04:52Get the door, Fozzie!
04:53What do you say?
04:55The Muffo?
04:56Fozzie!
04:57Okay, okay, I'll get the door.
05:02Look!
05:03What you got?
05:03What is it?
05:04Let me see.
05:05Me mark!
05:06Me mark!
05:10What's that?
05:14Put it on the table, you guys!
05:17I'll do it!
05:17I'll just use my Muffo...
05:19Uh-oh.
05:20Your Muffo, uh-oh?
05:22What's a Muffo, uh-oh?
05:23Don't even ask.
05:26Gosh!
05:27I must have left it in the basement.
05:29I'll go get it.
05:33Hi, Nanny.
05:34Hi, Fozzie.
05:35Bye, Nanny.
05:36Bye, Fozzie.
05:38Hi, Nanny.
05:40Hi, kids.
05:41I see you brought my box up here.
05:43Thank you, Kermit.
05:45You're welcome, Nanny.
05:48Oh, dear, it's not here.
05:51I guess it's still down in the basement.
05:55Hi, Nanny.
05:56Hi, Fozzie.
05:57Hi, Nanny.
05:59Hi, Fozzie.
05:59Bye, Fozzie.
06:01Hey, Kermit.
06:02I got it.
06:03Got what?
06:04A Muppo-matic.
06:06See?
06:08That's not a Muppo-matic.
06:11It isn't.
06:12Let me see.
06:13What is that thing?
06:15Let me see.
06:17I'll bet I know what it is.
06:19I want to see, too.
06:21Kneel-er.
06:22Kneel-er.
06:23Wait a minute.
06:25Hope that this is the thing Nanny was looking for.
06:28Yeah, that's what it is.
06:30I'll take you to her right now.
06:35Maybe just one more look.
06:39Very interesting.
06:41I wonder what this doodly-whacker is.
06:45Oh, wouldn't you know it.
06:49Batteries not included.
06:52Aha!
06:53Just as I suspected.
06:55An old-fashioned intergalactic cheeseburger maker.
07:01Oh, what a beauty.
07:06Oh, what a beauty.
07:07Okay.
07:08Let's see.
07:08That's one cheeseburger.
07:10One burger with cheese.
07:12And a grilled cheese with a burger under it.
07:14Got it.
07:15Cheeseburger!
07:16Cheeseburger!
07:16Cheeseburger!
07:18Cheeseburger!
07:18Cheeseburger!
07:19Cheeseburger!
07:20Did you get that, Bergie?
07:21Uh-huh.
07:23Hey, how about a root beer?
07:25Sorry, sir.
07:27No root beer.
07:28Just orange whips.
07:30What?
07:36Whoa!
07:39They get so grumpy when they're hungry.
07:42Bring me a cheeseburger and hurry it up.
07:47Yes, sir.
07:48Cheeseburger.
07:49Hey, Bergie.
07:51Cheeseburger.
07:52Huh?
07:53Cheeseburger!
07:54Cheeseburger!
07:55Cheeseburger!
08:00It's hard to find good health in outer space.
08:06There you go, sir.
08:08Have a nice day.
08:10Cheeseburger!
08:12Catch him.
08:12Coming right up.
08:14What a crouch.
08:18Hey, Bergie.
08:19This guy wants ketchup.
08:21Bergie?
08:22Bergie?
08:24Where did he go?
08:28Oh, no.
08:30It's Bergie.
08:31Hold on, little buddy.
08:32I'll save you.
08:35Hold it.
08:42I win.
08:46Okay, okay.
08:48Can't you take a joke?
08:51Whoa!
08:52Whoa!
08:53It's Halley's Comet!
08:54Huh?
08:56I'm gonna see what...
08:57Hey!
08:59Whoa!
09:04Cheese inspector.
09:05I'm afraid I'll have to take this.
09:08What?
09:10This cheese looks good to me.
09:12There you go, sir.
09:13Huh?
09:15I can't watch!
09:21Wait!
09:27Oh, no!
09:28Too late!
09:29Poor Bergie!
09:33Hang on, Bergie!
09:35I'll get you out of there!
09:36Huh?
09:38Don't worry, Gonzo.
09:39I got the hoozy-wot.
09:41Oh!
09:43Sorry, Animal.
09:44It's okay.
09:46Now I think we better take this thing to Nanny before something happens to it.
09:50Retake!
09:51Retake!
09:55Right!
09:56You're an animal!
09:58Cometγ one sn piΔkare?
10:00O'SHIHOUT'm bustle!
10:01Oh, sire horse you, yeah, oh.
10:04Oh.
10:05Help me, shut down.
10:07Watch for you, please!
10:11Comet, a hamburger!
10:13Oh, sirely horse!
10:13Yeah!
10:15Oh-ho!
10:20You're a big animal!
10:24You're a big animal!
10:25We're a big animal!
10:25What's the animal?
10:26Me, horsey!
10:29Horsey!
10:30Horsey! Horsey!
10:32Animal!
10:33Not that way, animal!
10:35Come in!
10:41Wow!
10:42Where are you?
10:44Okay.
10:46Oh.
10:47C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
10:53-A!
10:54Toy Poop-Poo.
11:03Toy!
11:04Howdy! Welcome to the Wild West!
11:06Hey, how come they call it Wild anyway?
11:11You kidding? Look.
11:20Mmm, I see.
11:23Say, do you happen to have the, uh, that, uh, that what's-its clinker?
11:28Um, yeah, but I'm trying to get it to Ray.
11:31I'll just be taking it on over to Miss Nanny.
11:43Has anyone here seen Miss Nanny?
11:45Yeah, sure, she's in the back room.
11:48Thanks.
11:51What is a what's-its clinker, anyway?
11:55Hey, this here thing is radical.
11:59Say, this isn't a what's-its clinker, it's a what's-its banjo.
12:08Cool.
12:11Huh?
12:21Don't tell me what it is.
12:24Don't you tell me what it does.
12:26I wanna keep on guessing.
12:28Why?
12:29Why?
12:29Just because you tell me how to use it, you'll spoil the mystery.
12:35Cause what it is to you may not be what it is to me.
12:40One man's singin' a bob, it's another man's witchin' if you turn it around.
12:43That whatchamacallit just might be a thingy upside down.
12:48It's a favorite kind of game.
12:51Cause it never, never stays the same.
12:53That whatchamacallit just might be a thingy upside down.
13:17The favorite kind of game.
13:21Cause it never, never stays the same.
13:23That whatchamacallit just might be a thingy upside down.
13:26That whatchamacallit just might be a thingy upside down.
13:29Whatchamuffingamuffingalingdoodle nicky-gizmo.
13:33That's the name.
13:39Yee-haw!
13:40That was great!
13:42Let's do another one, Rolf.
13:44Another one, another one.
13:47Hey, I thought you guys were going to bring this to Nanny.
13:51Gee, Skeeter, you're right.
13:53I guess we forgot.
13:54Hey, what is this, um, this, um, witsy-doodle anyway?
14:00I'll take it to Nanny.
14:01Hey!
14:04Ow!
14:06Hey!
14:07Hey, I know what that, um, that, uh, whatchamawidget is?
14:14What?
14:16It's, uh, dinosaur skull.
14:20No way, nerd brain.
14:22Uh-huh.
14:23Come on, I'll show you.
14:28See?
14:29These are all extinct dinosaurs.
14:32You're right, Scooter.
14:33They sure don't stink.
14:35He-he-he-he.
14:36Not stink, Skeeter.
14:39Extinct!
14:39That means they're not around anymore.
14:42Well, no wonder.
14:43They're starving to death.
14:44Anything they eat would fall right through.
14:46Uh-huh.
14:47Don't be ridiculous.
14:49These aren't the whole animals.
14:51They-they're just the skeletons.
14:53Everyone knows that.
14:55For whatever you say, Mr. Smarty Pan.
14:58Uh-uh.
14:59There.
14:59There.
15:01You're welcome.
15:03Huh?
15:04Whoa!
15:08Yay!
15:10Run for it, Skeeter!
15:12Hey!
15:12What's wrong with him?
15:15I thought he thought she was still.
15:17Uh-huh.
15:19Hey!
15:20Oh!
15:21Whoa!
15:23Oh!
15:24Scooter!
15:25Uh-huh!
15:26Sorry, Piggy.
15:28Um...
15:28That's okay.
15:30Did you bring Nanny her, um...
15:32Her, uh...
15:32Doodly-wop?
15:33Doodly-wop?
15:34You know that, um...
15:36Hoodly-bang!
15:37Hoodly-bang?
15:38You know what I mean, Scooter!
15:41Oh!
15:41You mean the dinosaur head!
15:43Yeah!
15:44The...
15:44Dinosaur head!
15:46Yeah!
15:46The dinosaur head!
15:48You wanna see?
15:49No!
15:50I don't wanna see!
15:51I am going to take this box to Nanny once and for all.
15:55Oh!
15:55Well, she's been looking for this, uh...
15:58Hoodly-watched this all day!
16:00You've been staying with it!
16:02So!
16:03It doesn't matter what it is!
16:05The important thing...
16:07Is...
16:08That...
16:09We get this...
16:10Thing...
16:11To Nanny right up!
16:13Whoops!
16:16Uh, Piggy?
16:17What?
16:18I think you dropped this, Piggy.
16:20Oh, Kirby!
16:21I know what it is!
16:22Huh?
16:23The Tweet-O-D!
16:24I know what it is!
16:25I know what it is!
16:26I know what it is!
16:27Well, tell us!
16:28Yeah!
16:29Tell us!
16:30Yeah!
16:31Tell us!
16:31A TV microphone!
16:34Huh?
16:35Welcome to Celebrity's Get-Off!
16:38Yay!
16:40Yay!
16:42Yay!
16:42Yay!
16:42The only game shows that pictures 100 Hollywood stars!
16:48Yay!
16:50Yay!
16:50Oh no!
16:51Send us with you!
16:52Piggy!
16:53Piggy!
16:53Isn't he the most wonderful man of all the world?
16:56You said it!
16:58Boom!
16:59Wah-wah-wah-wah!
17:05I'd like to introduce today's contestants!
17:07But nobody cares about them anyway!
17:09Oh, I think you're right.
17:11So!
17:12Let's begin!
17:13The first word is goldfish.
17:21It's a goldfish.
17:24No.
17:25Yes, it is a goldfish.
17:29You little rat, can you?
17:33Doesn't he get meat at home?
17:35Animal, let him go.
17:37Raw?
17:40Okay, now it's Kermie's turn.
17:45The next word is cow.
17:48Got it!
17:51Uh, what is it?
17:54A car?
17:55Is that... his car?
17:57Of course not.
18:00Of course not.
18:03Maybe.
18:04Looks more like a soft selfie when it's made up.
18:08Yeah, man, that sounds good.
18:15I'm sorry, Kermit.
18:17That means the word goes to animals.
18:20Don't worry, Kermit.
18:21You'll never get it.
18:25How's that?
18:26Yeah, it's a cow, see?
18:28Why, that's correct.
18:31Right on.
18:33How'd you do that?
18:35It's simple, see?
18:36A happy face is a happy child.
18:38What?
18:39A happy child drinks his milk.
18:40Huh?
18:41And milk comes from cows.
18:43So the word must be cow, see?
18:45Shhh.
18:47Um...
18:48Okay.
18:50The last word goes to Kermit.
18:52The final word is thingamajig.
18:55Huh?
18:56You heard him.
18:57Now, brah!
19:00It's a bad egg.
19:02I think you're right.
19:03Uh, it's the...
19:04It's the...
19:05It's the...
19:06It's the popcorn bottle.
19:09How's about a spatula, big boy?
19:13Um...
19:13What do you think it is, Joe?
19:15This is my fiancΓ©e.
19:22What do you think, Jimmy?
19:24This is a very interesting situation.
19:27Buy hamburgers with all the trimming.
19:29Huh?
19:30Buy chocolate ice cream sodas.
19:32Mmm!
19:33How about cherry pie?
19:35Oh, apples.
19:36Turkey!
19:37Sorry, Kermit.
19:40I think it's a boomerang.
19:42You think?
19:43Well, I don't think I know.
19:45Well, I don't think you know either.
19:48Another masterpiece.
19:50Keep practicin'!
20:02Help me, Clarence!
20:05Help me!
20:07Help me!
20:07Well, I don't think...
20:10What is it?
20:19Doesn't anybody know what it is?
20:22Why, it's my tea strainer.
20:25Huh?
20:26Huh?
20:28Huh?
20:29Huh?
20:30Huh?
20:31Huh?
20:31Huh?
20:32Huh?
20:33Huh?
20:34That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.
20:37Huh?
20:38Huh?
20:38Why, that's the very thing I've been looking for, Piggy.
20:42Huh?
20:43Huh?
20:44Huh?
20:44Huh?
20:45What, Nanny?
20:46That thing that Piggy is holding.
20:49You mean this microphone, Nanny?
20:51Oh.
20:52Oh, I was just going to bring it to you.
20:55It's not a microphone.
20:56It's a dinosaur head.
20:58Dinosaur head?
20:59Ah, that's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.
21:05Everybody knows this is an intergalactic burger maker.
21:10Rawr!
21:11Rawr!
21:12Cheeseburger!
21:13Heeeee!
21:14Rawr!
21:15Cheeseburger!
21:15Cheeseburger!
21:16Yeah!
21:18Nuh uh.
21:19It's a what's-its banjo.
21:22Dong nung nung nung nung nung nung nung.
21:24Gee, I thought it was a Mubble Manic.
21:27My goodness, kids!
21:29You certainly came up with a lot of uses for that old thing.
21:33Gee, Nanny, what do you use it for?
21:36Yeah, right!
21:38Raw!
21:39Raw?
21:40Yeah.
21:41What is it really, Nanny?
21:43Why, it's just an old tea strainer that my mother gave me many years ago.
21:48You just put some loose tea in here, you close the basket,
21:52and then you put this end in a cup of hot water and you stir it.
21:56Got it?
21:57Uh-huh.
21:58Uh-huh.
22:00Um, sure, Nanny.
22:01Good.
22:03I'll see you kids in a bit.
22:05Wow!
22:06A tea strainer!
22:08Or a little!
22:11A tea strainer!
22:13Well, uh...
22:15It's a...
22:18It's a thing to strain the T's out of alphabet soup!
22:22Yeah!
22:22No, sir.
22:23It helps you see the T's on the doctor's eye chart.
22:26Tea strainer?
22:27I thought she said flea trainer.
22:29No, it's a t-shirt maker.
22:31No, it's a t-shirt fan.
22:34No, it's a t-shirt problem.
22:35Or maybe she said teeth straight.
22:37Uh-uh.
22:38I still think it makes cheeseburgers.
22:41Uh-uh.
22:42Uh-uh.
22:43No, come on!
22:45Uh-uh!
22:45Uh-uh!
22:46I've got a t-shirt on the finish to make it look like it is.
22:53Here we go again!
23:02Hey, guys!
23:03See your door!
23:04Simon!
23:05Alvin!
23:06Don't go anywhere!
23:08Alvin and the chipmunks are next, right here on Nick.
23:11Alvin and the chipmunks are next.
23:12What?
23:12I just have to cut it.
23:37Dirt them out.
23:38I don't know what this is.
23:38I don't know what this is.
23:39I don't know what this is.
23:39Boy, do I love cheeseburgers.
23:43Birdie?
23:45Nope.
23:47Huh?
23:48No, animal, wait!
23:52Bye-bye.
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