00:00Every time you come to me, come and say, baby, we'll do the same for you.
00:08When your room looks kinda weird, and you wish that you weren't there,
00:13Just close your eyes and fix my knees, and you can be anyway.
00:23Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
00:30Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
00:38Hi, everyone, and welcome to our very first ever Nursery Day Parade.
00:44Um, are you guys ready?
00:47Yeah, sure.
00:48Okay, let's go.
00:50We're ready.
00:51Ready for what?
00:53Bonnie!
00:54Um, okay, first comes the marching band.
00:58Hooray!
01:01Hey, guys, wait for me.
01:05No wonder you don't see piano players in marching bands.
01:12All right, girls, follow me.
01:15Hot, two, four, three.
01:17Hot, two, three, seven.
01:19You can always count on Gunzo for something different.
01:23And now here comes the queen of the parade.
01:26Yay!
01:29Thank you, thank you.
01:31Ahem, not you, Fuzzy.
01:34Oh, sorry.
01:35Imagine, millions of people cheering just for moi.
01:42Hooray!
01:43Hooray!
01:44Hooray!
01:45Hooray!
01:48Oh, thank you, thank you.
01:50This is such an honor.
01:52Of course, I deserve it.
01:54Oh, I love you all.
01:56And I promise I'll...
01:58What?
01:59Big ballon!
02:09Booty!
02:11Animal!
02:12You've ruined our parade!
02:14Huh?
02:15Gosh, Piggy.
02:16I don't think animals meant any harm.
02:18Gee, that looks like fun.
02:21Maybe next time I'll be queen.
02:24Maybe, but you'll have to get your own crown.
02:27This one's mine.
02:29Okay, okay.
02:31Hi, kids.
02:33Hi, Nanny.
02:35Guess what?
02:36This card came in the mail for you today.
02:38It did?
02:39It did.
02:40What's it say, Nanny?
02:41What's it say, Nanny?
02:44It says that the neighbors are having a costume party.
02:48And they want you all to come.
02:50A costume party?
02:51Or else?
02:52Party! Party!
02:54What's wrong, Kermit?
02:56Don't you want to go to the party?
02:58Sure, Nanny.
02:59It's just that, well, we don't have any costumes to wear.
03:03Oh, that's not a problem.
03:05It's not?
03:06Uh-uh.
03:07You can make costumes with this box of wonderful old hats, shoes, and other clothes I've been collecting since I
03:13was a girl.
03:14Gee, that's a great idea, Nanny.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:18Oh, yeah.
03:18Oh, yeah.
03:19Oh, yeah.
03:20Oh, yeah.
03:20Oh, yeah.
03:20Have fun, kids.
03:21Okay, Nanny.
03:22We will, Nanny.
03:24Wow.
03:25Look at all this great stuff.
03:28I could be a vampire.
03:30Good evening, my dear.
03:32Go on, Joel.
03:34Or maybe a superhero.
03:37Unhand her, you fiend.
03:45I'm afraid we'll have to operate.
03:49Or better yet, abandon ship.
03:53Weirdos and chickens first.
03:56How we got into my pajamas, I'll never know.
04:01Now, don't you worry none about them varmints, ma'am.
04:05Uh, Gonjo.
04:07I thought you'd find a lie.
04:09The wonder heart.
04:11Gonjo!
04:13What?
04:13Um, I think you're supposed to pick just one costume.
04:18Oh.
04:18Good idea, Kermit.
04:23This is gonna be great.
04:29Sheesh.
04:30Hey, look at this.
04:32I can be a baseball player.
04:35Better up.
04:44Good game.
04:49Well, I'm going to have the most glamorous costume of all.
04:53Because someday, I'm going to be a world-famous cover pig.
05:05That's great.
05:07Beetle.
05:08Yeah.
05:09You think that's great?
05:11Why don't you see this?
05:13Huh?
05:14I'm gonna be a slime monster.
05:16See?
05:17Whoa.
05:19That's disgusting.
05:21So, you really like it, huh?
05:22Oh, yeah.
05:24Hey.
05:25This stuff's getting high.
05:27What's going on?
05:30I can't move.
05:32I can't move.
05:34Get me out of here.
05:37Hmm.
05:39I'm sorry.
05:41Gee, I'm sorry your costume didn't work out, Gonjo.
05:45Ah, that's okay.
05:46I got a zillion other ideas.
05:50I wonder what he'll come up with next.
05:53Hey, dig this, everybody.
05:55Huh?
05:56I'm a jukebox.
06:00A jukebox?
06:03Neato!
06:04You're a hippie!
06:06Gee, that's pretty neat, Rolf.
06:08Anybody got a nickel?
06:10Uh, I do.
06:12Thanks, Scooter. Let's try it out.
06:21Hey, went to costume party.
06:24My friends were gonna be there.
06:26But I couldn't tell just who was who.
06:29There were strange things everywhere.
06:31A great big rubber chicken.
06:33A building on the run.
06:36The chickens started freaking out.
06:39Punched anyone?
06:41Yeah!
06:44Alright!
06:45The weatherman made a forecast.
06:47And the things are great.
06:50Some of them folks went swimming.
06:52Some folks went and...
06:54Party!
06:55Party!
06:56I can't believe it!
06:57My mermaid!
06:59That's what I did.
07:01Hey, the costumes were at the road party.
07:04And the costume party.
07:05It's for us!
07:10Wow!
07:11Alright!
07:12Way to go!
07:13Yeah!
07:13Gee!
07:14I never knew making our own costumes could be so much fun!
07:18Yeah!
07:18Great, isn't it?
07:21Ha-ja!
07:22What do you think?
07:25Oh, I get it.
07:26You're a vacuum cleaner!
07:28Oh, goody!
07:29This place is a mess!
07:32Ah!
07:33Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
07:34No!
07:37Cut that out!
07:38I'm not a vacuum!
07:40You're not?
07:41Uh-uh!
07:42I'm the Bionic Weirdo!
07:44The Bionic Weirdo!
07:46The Bionic Weirdo?
07:48Yeah!
07:49Scientifically altered to do all kinds of great stuff!
07:53No ordinary weirdo can do!
07:55Like what?
07:56Like opening a stuck jar of pickles!
07:59Fuck that!
08:01Now let me see...
08:02What works through?
08:03A hanger?
08:04I knew that nose had to be good for something!
08:07Ah!
08:07Here it is!
08:08The old jar opener!
08:10Ta-da!
08:13Ta-da!
08:14Hey!
08:15Pretty neat!
08:16Yeah!
08:16And thanks to my special titanium knee caps,
08:19I have the strength of a hundred weirdo!
08:23You're dope?
08:24Sure!
08:24I can even withstand the impact of a 12-ton brick of pink popcorn!
08:30Wow!
08:32Ooh!
08:33Popcorn!
08:34Um...
08:35Is that with or without butter?
08:37Ah!
08:38See!
08:39Let me show ya!
08:40Uh, Tanzo!
08:41Are you sure this is a good idea?
08:44Yeah!
08:44No sweat!
08:45Okay, Animal!
08:47Way to go!
08:48Okie dokie!
08:53See!
08:54It's fresh on me!
08:57Ah!
08:57No!
08:58Ah!
08:59Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:01Ah!
09:01Ah!
09:01Ah!
09:04Ah!
09:07Don't leave!
09:08My next costume will be the best one yet!
09:11I can hardly wait!
09:14Oh!
09:15Gee!
09:16This is a neat hat!
09:17Hello!
09:19Yikes!
09:20Oh!
09:20Darling!
09:21What are you doing?
09:22Funny hat!
09:24Yeah!
09:25Oh!
09:25Hmm!
09:27Sheesh!
09:28Hmm...
09:29This gives me an idea!
09:30Maybe I could be one of the three Musketeers!
09:36Gee, Kermit!
09:38I thought there were supposed to be three Musketeers!
09:41Hmm...
09:41Let's try again!
09:43Maybe we counted wrong!
09:44Waka waka waka!
09:46Sorry I'm late, but I had to find some bricks for my house!
09:50Uh...
09:51Fuzzy!
09:51We're supposed to be the three Musketeers, not the three little pigs!
09:56Huh?
09:56Oh!
09:57Sorry!
09:58Aaaaaaah!
10:00Park!
10:01That sounds like a damsel in distress!
10:03Sounds like a pig in trouble to me!
10:06Hmm...
10:06Whatever!
10:08Follow me, men!
10:09It's our duty as Musketeers to save her!
10:12That's right!
10:13Remember our motto!
10:15One for all, and all for one!
10:19How about two for a quarter?
10:21Four!
10:22Three!
10:23Okay!
10:24I'm coming!
10:25I'm coming!
10:27Aaaaaaah!
10:29Aaaaaaah!
10:30Aaaaaaah!
10:30Tengui!
10:32Huh?
10:33No!
10:34No!
10:35No!
10:36No!
10:37Gee, I think I squashed my buckle!
10:42Judge, what do you think you're doing?
10:44Uh...
10:45Learning how to fly without a plane!
10:47Wanna try?
10:48What?
10:49Uh...
10:49Never mind, Fuzzy!
10:51Uh...
10:52We heard a scream, my queen!
10:54Are you in distress?
10:55Of course I'm in distress!
10:57But what's bothering me is that she's in my wig!
11:02What do you mean, your wig?
11:04I mean, nobody but the queen wears the royal wig!
11:08M'lady Skeeter!
11:10But I thought you said I could be queen!
11:13I did?
11:14Well, I never said when!
11:17Anyhow, I'm the queen, and I'm going to wear it to the world tonight!
11:21Okay!
11:22Okay!
11:23Okay!
11:25Okay!
11:26Hey, this thing is stuck!
11:29I'm too in it!
11:31I don't believe this!
11:33Basketeers!
11:34To the rescue!
11:36To the rescue!
11:51Oh no!
11:52My ponytail wig!
11:54It's ruined!
11:56Gee, I'm sorry, Queen Piggy.
11:58I guess one size doesn't fit all.
12:04Do not worry, my queen.
12:06The musketeers will, um, help you in any way we can.
12:11You will?
12:12Gimmies, gimmies!
12:14I mean, please take my wick to the cleaner's time, sir,
12:18and be back in time for the ball.
12:20And don't be late.
12:21Oh, yes, your queen leaner.
12:25You can count on us.
12:27Yeah, that's easy.
12:28One, two, three musketeers.
12:31See?
12:32Oh, see?
12:34What?
12:35So long, Queen Piggy.
12:39Musketeers, away!
12:42Yeah!
12:45This is ridiculous.
12:48Oh, maybe next time we should try the stairs.
12:52Phew.
12:53Good idea.
12:54Oh.
12:58It's not fair, Animal.
13:00Piggy always gets to be queen.
13:02Huh?
13:03Shh.
13:04Look.
13:06If I wear this mask and that hair tonight,
13:11I'll look just like Piggy.
13:13Then I'll be queen of the ball.
13:15Oh.
13:19Beautiful!
13:21Yadalala.
13:24Um, hello?
13:26Anybody home?
13:27Oh, bonjour, monsieur.
13:30Hello.
13:31Um, haven't I seen you two somewhere before?
13:35No, no, no, no, no.
13:36It is impossible.
13:37I never leave the shop.
13:39I am too busy.
13:40I don't even have time to shave.
13:44Me too.
13:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:47Oh, OK.
13:49Well, can you fix the queen's wig while we wait?
13:52Sacre blue, green, and yellow.
13:55This wig, she is a mess.
13:57Oh, Terry, it needs more than just a little fluffing and bopping.
14:02It needs a complete overhaul.
14:05Yes, it does.
14:06Huh?
14:07Me fix.
14:08Me fix.
14:09Me fix.
14:10Me fix.
14:11Me fix.
14:12Me fix.
14:12Me fix.
14:15When will the wig be ready?
14:18Uh, sometime next year.
14:20Next year?
14:22Aha, m'lady.
14:23What are you doing with Queen Piggy's wig?
14:27Uh, taking it for a walk.
14:29So bye-bye.
14:31Yadadadadadada.
14:32Hey, come back here.
14:40Help.
14:42I'm stuck.
14:49Uh-oh.
14:55Uh-oh.
14:57Hey, Hermit.
14:57Do you think we're getting in trouble?
14:59Uh, maybe nobody will notice.
15:02Step on that animal.
15:04Go fast.
15:05Go fast.
15:06Yadadadadada.
15:09Oh, no.
15:10They're getting away.
15:11Not if I can help it.
15:15Uh-oh.
15:16Room for all.
15:16It's all over!
15:17What?
15:18Yay!
15:19Wa-u-oh.
15:21THE MUSCUITTEER SURE HAS HIS como.
15:25I'm done!
15:31Are you all right, Kermit?
15:33I've been better, Farzee.
15:36Yeah!
15:36Yeah!
15:37Huh?
15:38What now?
15:39Whoa, horsey!
15:42Gonzo?
15:46So, what do you think of this costume?
15:48Uh, it's great, Gonzo, but we're in kind of a hurry.
15:52M'lady Skeeter ran off with Queen Piggy's wig, and we've got to get it back quick.
15:58Oh, yeah?
15:59Want to borrow my chariot?
16:01Uh, yeah, sure.
16:02Thanks.
16:10Follow that wig!
16:11Huh?
16:12That's the silliest thing I ever heard.
16:15Uh, yeah?
16:16What about this?
16:17Give him a close, him.
16:21Fuzzy!
16:23Pretty silly, huh?
16:27Oh, well.
16:28Back to the costume shop!
16:30Hee-haw!
16:46Hey, this is pretty exciting, isn't it?
16:49Animal, they're ginging on us!
16:51Go faster!
16:52Okay!
16:53M'lady, the wig!
16:55I mean, the jig is up!
16:57It is?
16:58Where?
16:59Fuzzy!
17:00Okay, tell me later!
17:03Huh!
17:03I've got a plan to slow him down!
17:20Hey, everybody!
17:22Look!
17:22Queen Piggy's wig!
17:26Hooray!
17:29Oh, thank you, my wonderful heroes.
17:32How can I ever repay you?
17:34Well, $2.50 should just about cover the cleaning bill.
17:38What?
17:38Um, no need to thank us, Queen Piggy.
17:41It's all in a day's work, remember?
17:44Yeah.
17:45One for all!
17:47And three for a dollar!
17:50My heroes!
17:52Well, a girl's got to take what she can get, you know.
18:01Hey, guys, I got the bat.
18:04But, uh, who's got the ball?
18:06Fozzie, this is a costume ball, you know.
18:09A fancy party where people dance and bob through apples.
18:13It is?
18:14Oh, I knew that.
18:19Presenting the Queen!
18:23Ta-da!
18:25Woo!
18:27Woo!
18:30Ahem!
18:30Let the festivities begin!
18:38May I have this dance, my queen?
18:41Are you kidding?
18:42Let's boogie!
18:58Presenting the Queen!
19:01Ta-da!
19:07Wait a minute!
19:08Just who do you think you are?
19:10Well, I am the Queen, silly.
19:14You are not!
19:15I am!
19:18Wanna bet?
19:22Surprise!
19:23La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
19:24What?
19:26Get out of my hair!
19:28That's right!
19:29The real queen is wearing the royal wig, and that is me.
19:34Oh!
19:35Mustard tears!
19:36Arrest the phonies at once!
19:39Whatever you say!
19:41Hey!
19:42Wait a minute!
19:43What are you doing?
19:44Say hello!
19:45No!
19:48No!
19:50Never fear!
19:52Commander Weirdo of the Rocketeers is here!
19:57What do you mean out of this, huh?
19:58Far out!
20:00La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
20:02I don't believe this!
20:04Hey!
20:04You can't do that!
20:06Don't worry, my queen!
20:08We'll stop them!
20:09We will?
20:14Listen, frog!
20:15I'm the queen!
20:17How many times do I have to tell you?
20:19Okay, Scooter!
20:21Just follow me!
20:23Uh, do I have to?
20:25Whoa!
20:26Wait!
20:27Isn't this fun?
20:29I guess so.
20:30But how is swinging on a chandelier gonna help?
20:33I don't know, but I've always wanted to try it.
20:36Please stop him, Commander Weirdo!
20:39Anything for you, my queen!
20:42Really?
20:43Really?
20:43Then get going!
20:45Your honk is my command!
20:51Uh-oh!
20:52I don't believe that!
21:03I'll save the day!
21:05Oops!
21:06I think I made a wrong turn!
21:08Wrong turn?
21:09That's me, Clark!
21:11Yep!
21:14Ah!
21:21Hey, that's no way to treat a queen!
21:26Woo!
21:26You can say that again!
21:29Um, Peter, your face fell off.
21:35And your wig is wigged out.
21:38Oh, that's okay. I don't want to be queen anymore anyway.
21:43You don't?
21:44Nah, I want to be a rocketeer.
21:48Blast off!
21:50Shoo-be-o-be-o!
21:54Hey, that's a great idea, Skeeter.
21:57Yeah!
21:59How's everything going, kids?
22:01Great, Nanny. Look at our costumes.
22:04I'm going to be a musketeer.
22:06And I'm going to be a rocketeer.
22:08That's a lot more fun than being a queen.
22:11It is? Hmm. I wonder how I look in Bat's helmet.
22:15Pretty. Sorry.
22:18My, your costumes are terrific.
22:20But where's Gonzo?
22:22Ta-da!
22:24Huh?
22:25Why, Gonzo, that's a wonderful costume.
22:29Thanks, Nanny.
22:30Well, I better get ready for the party too, kids.
22:34Okay, Nanny.
22:36Hey, what kind of costume is that, Gonzo?
22:39My weirdest one yet.
22:42Oh, yeah? What's so weird about it?
22:46Yeah!
22:47Yeah!
22:51See? I told you it was weird.
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23:44Isn't this a great costume?
23:47Mommy.
23:49Mommy!
23:52Sorry.
23:53Bye.
23:54Bye.
23:55See you next week.
23:57See you next time!
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