00:12Where'd it go, Rolf?
00:14A little lower, a little lower.
00:25Hey, Skater, did Nanny get this box at the market?
00:28Uh-huh.
00:31Gee, I think they left a green cantaloupe inside.
00:35Whoa, I didn't know cantaloupes had eyes.
00:38They don't, Fozzie.
00:40I don't believe it. A talking cantaloupe, and it knows my name.
00:45Fozzie, it's me, Kermit.
00:47Wow, you do a terrific cantaloupe impression, Kermit.
00:51You think you could teach me to do a pineapple?
00:55How do you like the plants for my new house, Piggy?
00:57I did them by computer.
00:59You mean my house, don't you, Scooter?
01:03Oh, Scooter, it's magnifique.
01:08Building a house sure is fun, isn't it, guys?
01:12Yeah, and it'd be even more fun to build a dog house.
01:15Or a frog house.
01:17Or an animal house.
01:25Who called the house, Painter?
01:27I did. I'm Mr. Scooter, the architect.
01:30It's a pleasure to paint you. I mean, to meet you.
01:33Ew! Fozzie!
01:36Sorry.
01:37What color are you going to paint the house, Fozzie?
01:40Let's see.
01:41I mix some red with some green and a little bit of purple.
01:47So I guess the color is, um, I guess it's, um, sloppy.
01:55Oh, jeez.
01:59Hey, watch it, Fozzie. Careful.
02:03Finger of paint?
02:05Finger of paint?
02:08Finger of paint!
02:09It's all finished, Piggy. How do you like it?
02:13Oh, my dream house. It's beautiful.
02:17Wait, I almost forgot the most important part.
02:21Your very own gobsy-wombsy weathervane. Huh?
02:31Uh-oh. It's Mommy.
02:34Is everything all right?
02:37Oh, dear.
02:39What have you been making?
02:41Oh, mouth, Mommy.
02:44No, we weren't.
02:45We were building my dream house.
02:47Until Gonzo turned it into a nightmare.
02:51Hi, Nanny.
02:52Next time you build a house, kids, try being a little neater.
02:57Fozzie, just look at you.
02:59Oh, please, Nanny.
03:01I'll pick up my clothes for a year.
03:04Don't throw me away.
03:06I'd never throw you away, Fozzie.
03:08You wouldn't?
03:10I knew that.
03:11Do I still have to pick up my clothes?
03:13Oh, Fozzie.
03:14Maybe we gotta go play in the backyard, Nanny.
03:17Oh, I don't know, Kermit.
03:18It's pretty wet and muddy out there.
03:21You better stay inside so you don't get too messy.
03:23But without my dream house to play with, we'll have nothing to do, Nanny.
03:28Yeah, nothing to do.
03:30Oh, well.
03:31Just another boring rainy day.
03:34Nonsense.
03:36There are lots of fun things to do inside.
03:38Here.
03:38This activity book is full of them.
03:41It is?
03:42Oh, who wants to play with a silly activity book?
03:45Give me that, Gonzo.
03:49Little.
03:50Wow.
03:51There's all kinds of cool games and puzzles.
03:54See?
03:54Now that's more like it.
03:57Oh, looky.
03:59Little cut-out paper dolls to dress up.
04:02Oh, little fuzzers.
04:09Let's go over.
04:10Thank you, Skeeter.
04:11Now, you just cut along the dotted line and...
04:18Huh?
04:20Voila!
04:21The perfect frog doll.
04:23Hey, where are my clothes, Piggy?
04:25On the next page, silly.
04:29See?
04:30Hurry up.
04:31This is embarrassing.
04:32Okay, okay.
04:33Hold your pants on.
04:35Very funny.
04:41There.
04:42I just love making cute little doll clothes.
04:46You gorgeous green doll, you.
04:50Yeah, that is better.
04:52I think.
04:58I don't know.
05:00I don't know.
05:01I don't know.
05:02I don't know.
05:03Now that's what I call a doll.
05:10Just think.
05:11I can kiss this paper piggy and she won't hug my nose.
05:20Guess again, Blueberry Beak.
05:24Oh, isn't she beautiful when she's angry?
05:28But, two can play at this game.
05:31Or is it four can play at this game?
05:41How about seven can play at this game?
05:44All right, men.
05:46Can't shoot.
05:48Forward.
05:50March.
05:55Pity, my sweet.
05:57How's about four little kisses for your four little gumsy-wumsies?
06:01Don't come any closer or we'll hug all your noses.
06:05You wouldn't dare.
06:07We've got you outnumbered.
06:09Not for now, banana nose.
06:13Now it's six against four.
06:17Muddy Muddy.
06:18Oh, yeah?
06:23Now it's eight against six, piggy-winky.
06:27Hmm.
06:29Oh, yeah?
06:31Twelve against eight.
06:34Oh, yeah?
06:39Sixteen against twelve, baby bat.
06:44Oh, yeah?
06:45Well, here's a million against your sixteen.
06:50Yeah, help!
06:52I'm drowning in piggies.
06:53Hmm.
06:55No one outdoes moi, can't you?
06:59Right.
07:02Hey, look!
07:04Here's one of those fun board games.
07:06Needle, Colonel.
07:08But don't we need dice?
07:10I'll get him.
07:12Hey, I can't find him.
07:15Mizat!
07:16Mizat!
07:17Huh?
07:19Snake eyes!
07:22Animal, throw those dice down here this minute.
07:26Okay.
07:29Oh, thanks, Animal.
07:31Let's roll to see who rolls first.
07:34Hey, wait a minute, Skeeter.
07:36How do we know who gets to roll first to see who is first?
07:41Simple, silly.
07:42We roll for it.
07:44Oh, okay.
07:45Who's first?
07:46I am.
07:47Gee, that was simple.
07:51Come on, twelve.
07:55Twelve!
07:56I did it!
07:58One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
08:06Wow!
08:07I own the electric company.
08:12Here's your electric bill, ma'am.
08:14What?
08:15Ten million dollars?
08:16Follow me up on front.
08:19In that case...
08:20Shut up the power!
08:24Hey!
08:25Turn the lights back on!
08:27Turn the lights back on!
08:27Lights off!
08:30Hannibal!
08:31Lights on?
08:33Sorry.
08:34My turn.
08:37Seven.
08:38One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
08:42Yippee skippy!
08:43I own the railroad.
08:49Piggy!
08:55Piggy!
08:56Gosh, Piggy!
08:57How did I get in here?
08:58It's not my turn yet.
09:00I know.
09:00But I'd never take a trip without you, Curly.
09:06My turn!
09:07My turn!
09:08My turn!
09:10My turn!
09:10Oh, boy!
09:11Eleven!
09:12My lucky number!
09:13Gee!
09:14How do you start this thing?
09:16Hey!
09:16Maybe this will...
09:18Uh-oh!
09:20No!
09:20No!
09:25Oh, brother!
09:27The I don't know square!
09:30Tell a funny joke or pay the penalty!
09:34No problem!
09:35I've got a great one!
09:41Why do cats say meow?
09:44Give up?
09:45Because if they bark, they'd be dogs!
09:48Waka waka waka!
09:49Woo!
09:51Oh, well.
09:52At least they didn't throw tomatoes at me.
09:56Yow!
10:01This time they drew me at the tomatoes!
10:04My turn!
10:07Hey!
10:08I've got thirteen!
10:10But, Gonzo...
10:15Oh, boy!
10:17Park Avenue!
10:19Okay, boys!
10:21Put up the hotel!
10:24Careful!
10:25Careful!
10:26Now watch!
10:27That's it!
10:28That's it!
10:29Wow!
10:31Perfect!
10:33My turn!
10:34My turn!
10:37Thirteen!
10:38Thirteen!
10:44Good afternoon, Mr. Animal, sir!
10:47Welcome to the St. Gonzo Hotel!
10:51What?
10:53Took!
10:54The St. Gonzo Hotel!
10:55Drive this way, Mr. Animal, sir!
11:02Naturally we've reserved our best room for a celebrity like you!
11:06That's me.
11:13You're sweet, sir.
11:17I'm sweet.
11:23Would you care for anything from room service, sir?
11:28Very road beer.
11:31Hello? Room service?
11:33Bring Mr. Animal a big root beer.
11:48Your tip.
11:51Your root beer, sir.
12:02Excuse me.
12:06Sit me.
12:14You're disgusting.
12:19Look, guys. A maze.
12:21Oh, I'm good at getting through mazes. Let me try.
12:26Oops. Dead end.
12:28Better go this way.
12:30No, that's not right.
12:32How about over here?
12:34Whoops. How am I doing?
12:36Get out of the way, Fuzzy.
12:38Yeah. You couldn't find your way out of your pajamas.
12:41I can, too. I'll prove it.
12:44Wait. We can get through the maze by computer.
12:48First, I type in the maze coordinates.
12:50Then, the geometric probability curve.
12:54Prob-a-wannabe?
12:56Just watch, Fuzzy.
12:58Okay.
13:06Getting out of this maze is going to be a breeze.
13:09I hope you're right, Scooter.
13:11It is awfully difficult to walk.
13:14Just follow me.
13:16Computers.
13:17I'll find a way out of here.
13:19This doesn't look like the way out to me.
13:21That's because it isn't.
13:23It's the way to the dungeon.
13:32The way out.
13:37Guess not.
13:38Don't worry, guys.
13:40Just one more turn and we'll be out.
13:43The exit.
13:45I knew I'd find it.
13:50Oh, boy.
13:51If he can't get out of here, no one can.
13:55This is the way out.
13:56I'm positive.
13:57See?
13:58All we have to do is open this door and we're out.
14:01Something tells me this isn't the exit, Scooter.
14:04Gee.
14:05I didn't know water could stand up on its side, Kermit.
14:08It can't, Fuzzy.
14:10It can't.
14:11Bye-bye.
14:13Bye-bye.
14:14Bye-bye.
14:17Bye-bye.
14:17Way to go, Scooter.
14:19A rat could get out of this maze faster than you.
14:22My.
14:23These little creatures aren't very smart, are they, Dr. Cheddar?
14:27Actually, Nurse Palmer-san, nobody feels better maze than us rats.
14:32No.
14:33That was my clue.
14:34Let's get out of here.
14:36Wait.
14:36That's not the right way.
14:37Go this way.
14:39I'll have us out any second.
14:41No.
14:41Forget it, Scooter.
14:43We're gonna play something else.
14:45Maybe my computer can.
14:47Scooter.
14:48Okay.
14:49So what's next?
14:50Ha-ha.
14:51I knew I'd find the way out.
14:53Hey.
14:54Look at this.
14:54It shows how to make your own musical instruments out of regular stuff.
14:59It does?
15:00Wow.
15:01We can put our own band together.
15:04Oh, boy.
15:05I can make a rattle from a tin can and beans.
15:10And I'll make a guitar with all these rubber bands I've been singing.
15:14I'm ready when you are.
15:16Everybody ready?
15:20Would you like to play some music?
15:22What?
15:25Get off some of your hands.
15:27Some of the rubber bands.
15:31You can party on your bench.
15:34You can come into a club.
15:37You can tap on the doors.
15:39To ceiling the doors.
15:41Or even play your first button box.
15:46And use it.
15:49Music is everywhere.
15:53Wow.
15:53Music is everywhere.
15:55Music is everywhere.
15:58When you listen to the city.
16:01And use it.
16:31play a song
16:36Woo-hoo, goo-goo.
16:40Gee, that was great.
16:42Yeah.
16:44What's next?
16:48Oh, boy. Connect the dots. My favorite.
16:52Hold it, Bobby.
16:53What?
16:54Connecting dots on paper isn't much fun.
16:59But, Gonzo, wait.
17:01Yeah, you're taking all the dots.
17:05Voila!
17:06Now this will be fun.
17:13Oh, you ruined my dress.
17:17Have not.
17:26My Gonzo, it's beautiful.
17:29Oh, and it's all yours, Piggy, my sweet idiot, for one itsy-bitsy kiss.
17:38What?
17:38Okay, okay, forget the kiss.
17:44Wow, did you see that, Scooter?
17:49Scooter, what's wrong?
17:51Oh, these darn dots won't hold still.
17:54Those aren't dots, silly.
17:56They're not?
17:57What are they?
18:00Book beetles!
18:02Ew!
18:03Book beetles?
18:04Yeah, you know.
18:06The kind that eat up books.
18:15Oh, boy.
18:17Take a look, Animal.
18:19It's your favorite.
18:20The coloring section.
18:22Color!
18:23Color!
18:27Whoa!
18:29We found.
18:33Animal!
18:35Color!
18:39It took all the colors and ran off.
18:42Whoa!
18:44Gee, look at us!
18:46This is awful.
18:47I feel so plain.
18:49This is weird, huh?
18:53Animal!
18:54Sorry.
18:55You bring those colors down here this minute!
18:58Okay.
19:02Bombs away!
19:04I love me now!
19:05Ow!
19:10Hey!
19:11You ruined my face!
19:13I love me now!
19:14Ow!
19:18Hey, Nero!
19:19We can color ourselves in any way we want!
19:24You look like a radish, Scooter.
19:27And you look like you ate too many plums, Scooter.
19:30I wonder what you'd look like in blue, Kermit.
19:34Hey, Fuzzy.
19:35That tickles.
19:36Oh, hey.
19:37Gosh.
19:39I look like Gonzo.
19:45Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
20:04I'm so beautiful.
20:06Ribbit.
20:07Yes?
20:08Don't you recognize your boyfriend, Piggy?
20:11It's me.
20:12Your little green Kermit.
20:14Huh?
20:16Wow.
20:17You look just like me, Gonzo.
20:19That's because I am you.
20:20I mean, I'm not Gonzo.
20:22I'm Kermit.
20:23That's not funny, Gonzo.
20:25Everybody knows I'm Kermit.
20:28Don't they?
20:29Huh.
20:29What a faker.
20:30I'm your Kermi-Wormi.
20:32Let me give you a little kiss and prove it.
20:36Yuck!
20:42Oh, Kermit.
20:44I know you no matter what color you were.
20:49Oh, Piggy.
20:52En garde.
20:53Touché.
20:55Wow.
20:56This is fun.
20:58Have you guys seen Animal anywhere?
21:00No.
21:01Animal?
21:02Where are you?
21:06Wee!
21:09Whee!
21:11Color!
21:12That's an animal!
21:13Careful!
21:14You're getting color on everything!
21:25Animal!
21:27Color!
21:31Animal?
21:32What on earth are you doing?
21:35Me not, no.
21:38Kermit!
21:39What happened to the nursery?
21:41Pretty hungin'.
21:42Well, it's...
21:43And we made musical instruments, too.
21:47You did?
21:49Uh-huh.
21:50Gee, kids.
21:51You sure have been creative.
21:53Messy, but creative.
21:56And say,
21:57now that the sun's out,
21:59perhaps you'd like to play outside.
22:01No way, Nanny.
22:03We want to stay inside
22:04and finish the activity book.
22:07You do?
22:08Uh-huh.
22:10Wow.
22:11Look at this.
22:12I'm going to make my own doghouse
22:14out of cardboard mailing tubes
22:15and an old blanket.
22:16You are?
22:17And I can make a trampoline
22:19out of a tablecloth
22:21and a tractor tire.
22:22And I'm going to build
22:23a geothermal power plant
22:25using a cement truck,
22:27some plutonium,
22:28and a paper plate.
22:30Oh, my.
22:32Do we have a paper plate, Nanny?
22:35And now, these messages.
22:38It's a time-in-point.
22:39Here are babies!
22:41Yeah!
22:41Yeah!
22:42Yeah!
22:43Yeah!
22:43Yeah!
22:44Yeah!
22:49Yeah!
22:50Yeah!
22:51Yeah!
22:52Yeah!
22:53Yeah!
22:55Yeah!
22:55Yeah!
22:56Yeah!
22:57Yeah!
22:57Yeah!
22:58Yeah!
22:59Yeah!
22:59Yeah!
23:00Yeah!
23:00Yeah!
23:00Yeah!
23:01Yeah!
23:01Yeah!
23:05Yeah!
23:08Yeah!
23:09Yeah!
23:30Pee-ree?
23:32Oh, no.
23:34It couldn't be the wall wonger again.
23:37It's a good thing Animal showed us how to get Pee-ree to go back into his cage.
23:49Oops...
23:50Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
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