00:00I've been trying to find something very easy to do for you.
00:08When your room looks kinda weird, and you wish that you weren't there...
00:14Just close your eyes and speak to me, and you can be anyway!
00:35Aaaaaaahhh! Whoa!
00:38Come on, tell us, Ozzy, what's the nursery look like now that it's been painted?
00:45It's black! They painted the nursery black!
00:49They did! Black?
00:51Whoa!
00:55They didn't paint the nursery black, Fozzy! The lights are turned out!
01:00Why, hello, kids!
01:02Good morning, Daddy!
01:05Come on, let's see how the nursery looks with its new paint job.
01:11There! Doesn't that look nice?
01:13Yeah! Looks great! Looks great!
01:20Why, what's wrong, kids?
01:23Gosh, Mommy, what happened to all our toys?
01:27Well, the painters had to move everything up to the attic so they'd have room to work.
01:31They'll bring your toys down later.
01:33Okay?
01:35Okay, Mommy!
01:37Okay!
01:38Gee! A whole half hour without our toys!
01:42It'll be boring!
01:44Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring!
01:50I have an idea.
01:53Why don't you look at the pictures in these books till your toys are back?
01:56Good idea! Thanks, Mommy!
01:58Have fun, kids!
02:01Why would we want to look at books?
02:04Animals don't read books!
02:06Animals eat books!
02:08You don't eat books, animals! You read them!
02:11But we can't read!
02:13Well, that doesn't matter, Skeeter.
02:15We can tell the story by looking at the pictures and pretending.
02:18Don't you want to come over and listen, Skeeter?
02:22Uh... no, thanks.
02:23Huh?
02:24Well, then, what are you gonna do, Skeeter?
02:26Uh... I have a million things to do.
02:29Like, uh... um... exercises.
02:35Oh.
02:36Wow! I remember this one!
02:38Robin Hood!
02:40Great!
02:40Wait!
02:41Okay, okay, come on!
02:43Ahem.
02:43So anyway, a very, very long time ago, there was a guy named Robin Hood.
02:50And he lived in this big forest.
02:55Sheesh!
02:56I can't find my sidekick, Friar Tuck.
02:59I better send up my signal.
03:01I shoot an arrow into the air, and it lands I know not where.
03:08You rang, Robin?
03:15Yeah, uh... who are those guys?
03:18That's your band of merry men!
03:19Um... I-I don't think there's supposed to be that kind of band, Fuzzy.
03:26Yee-haw!
03:28I always wanted to say that.
03:31Gonzo!
03:32Why are you dressed like a cowboy?
03:34Cause... cause I'm the Sheriff of Nottingham!
03:37Sheriffs always dress like this!
03:40But, Gonzo, this story takes place 500 years B.C.
03:44B.C.?
03:45Uh-huh. Before, cowboys.
03:48Oh.
03:50Help!
03:51I said help!
03:53Hark!
03:54I hear the voice of Maid Piggy.
03:56She's trapped in the dungeon of the evil Sheriff of Nottingham.
04:00How did you know that?
04:02Cause it's in the book, Fuzzy.
04:04Now follow me, Min.
04:05Okay, let's go, happy fellas!
04:07Um, that's merry Min, Fuzzy.
04:10Oh, yeah. Them too.
04:12Stop!
04:16Come here!
04:17Stay away from my castle!
04:21Hurry up, Robin!
04:22I haven't gone all day, you know!
04:24Okay, Maid Piggy, and we'll have you down in no time!
04:28We will?
04:29Sure, Fuzzy.
04:30Remember, anything can happen if you use your imagination.
04:33Going down!
04:36Wow!
04:37Pretty neat, huh?
04:39Oh!
04:40Oh, Robin!
04:42You saved me from that awful place!
04:45Oh!
04:50Uh-oh!
04:51Run!
04:52Uh-oh!
04:53Uh-oh!
04:55I, the Sheriff of Nottingham, command my men to find those outlaws!
05:01But we don't have any men, sire!
05:04We don't?
05:05Oh!
05:06Look, Skeeter!
05:08Hooray, Skeeter!
05:10Uh, what are you doing in Sherwood Forest?
05:13Exercises, silly!
05:14Now line up, we're gonna do it together!
05:17Deep knee batters!
05:19One, and two, and one, and two, and...
05:22We don't have time for that, Skeeter!
05:24We're running for our lives!
05:26Quick, everybody!
05:27Hide in this catapult!
05:31Hey!
05:32Come on!
05:33Exercising is more fun than that silly old story, don't you think?
05:37Phew!
05:38No, Skeeter!
05:39Don't touch that lever!
05:41Aaaaaaah!
05:47Wow!
05:48Pretty terrific story, huh?
05:50Yeah!
05:51So why did you stop us, Skeeter?
05:53Because it was silly!
05:55Let's read another one!
05:57Good idea, Skeeter!
05:58My turn!
06:00Ahem!
06:01This story takes place in a wonderful land called Oz, and stars a little girl named Pigorothy.
06:10Oh?
06:10Pigorothy!
06:11Now be quiet!
06:13Sorry!
06:14It all started on a very windy day, when I was out in my RV.
06:21What?
06:21You know, recreational vehicle.
06:25But Piggy, you don't know how to drive, do you?
06:30Who's telling this story, Kermit?
06:32You or me?
06:33Suddenly, a horrible storm blew us off the road!
06:37Uh-oh!
06:39Yikes!
06:40Whoa!
06:42Whoa!
06:44Whoa!
06:45Whoa!
06:45Whoa!
06:49Gee, Ruff Ruff!
06:51I think we're lost!
06:54Huh?
06:55Oh!
06:56How will we ever get back home?
07:00Hey!
07:01You got rid of the witch!
07:03Huh?
07:04Gee!
07:05I'm sorry!
07:06I-
07:06Don't be sorry!
07:08She was the most evil person in Oz!
07:10Oz?
07:11Is that what you call this place?
07:14That's right!
07:15And I'm the silly sorcerer of the South!
07:18Oh dear!
07:19Um, do you know how we can get back home?
07:22Well, I...
07:23Pig or a thing!
07:24Look!
07:25Big or a thing!
07:32Ooh!
07:34Um, excuse me, moi, but don't I know you...
07:38I'm Kermit the Scarefraud.
07:41And I'm Fozzy!
07:43Whoah!
07:44The cowardly comic!
07:47And I'm Gonzo, the Tin Weirdo.
07:50Oh, my!
07:54My name is Pigorothy, and this is my dog, Ruff Ruff.
07:59Hiya, Scarefrog.
08:00Hi there, Cowardly Comic.
08:03Nice to meet you, Weirdo.
08:04Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo-hoo! Boo-hoo-hoo!
08:08Gee, what's the matter, Pigorothy?
08:11Ruff Ruff and I are lost, and we'll never get home again.
08:15Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
08:17Why don't you go with us to see the wizard?
08:20Wizard?
08:21Uh-huh. He's gonna help all of us.
08:24You mean you're lost, too?
08:26No, he's gonna give me a new nose.
08:30Oops.
08:31And he's going to give me some courage,
08:33so I won't be so afraid of getting hit by, whoa, tomatoes when I tell jokes.
08:39And he's gonna give me a new job, because I'm a Scarefrog that nobody's afraid of.
08:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
08:48-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:51Oh, uh-he-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:54Uh, jeez, thanks.
08:57You're welcome.
08:58So, what are we waiting for?
09:00I'm ready to go see this wizard.
09:02Gee, that's great, Pigorothy.
09:04Uh, but there's only one problem.
09:06What's that?
09:07We don't know how to find him.
09:09Relax!
09:09I'm telling this story to find the wizard. We have to follow the yellow brick
09:18Yellow brick road
09:22But it looks so far
09:27That's easy here where these ruby sneakers, and you won't even notice how far it is
09:35Great, then come on everybody. Let's go find the wizard. Yay, let's right on
09:43Let's go find the wizard
09:45Here we go. We're going away
09:53He'll fix everything
10:03On our way
10:04Hey, hey, hey
10:05Just around the corner
10:06The future's looking out so bright
10:08Now the skies are not so brave
10:11If we stick together and we give it our best
10:14The wise old wizard's gonna handle the rest
10:18Someone's gonna fix it
10:20The wizard's gonna make it right
10:22Hey birds, shoot!
10:25We're victims of circumstance
10:28Oh, thrown together! Just by chance
10:31Now we know which way to go
10:34To find ourselves the answer
10:40Someone's gonna fix it
10:41Someone's gonna make it right
10:43My nose, I need a new nose
10:45It falls up my teeth and lights up my toes
10:46Just around the corner
10:48The future's looking out so bright
10:50Work, I need some new work
10:51The birds are making me look like it too
10:53If we stick together and we give it our best
10:56The wise old wizard's gonna handle the rest
10:59Someone's gonna fix it
11:01The wizard's gonna fix it
11:03Someone's gonna fix it
11:05The wizard's gonna fix it
11:10Someone's gonna fix it
11:11The wizard's gonna fix it
11:13Someone's gonna fix it
11:13The wizard's gonna fix it
11:13Someone's gonna fix it
11:14The wizard's gonna make it right
11:17Come on, hurry!
11:18There we go!
11:35Maybe we should come back later.
11:38He'll be with us in a second.
11:41Come in.
11:47I said, come in.
11:53What do you want?
11:59Jim Henson?
12:02Well, what is it?
12:13Hello, I'm Bunsen Honeydew, the greatest wizard in the history of wizard stuff.
12:20And this is my assistant beaker.
12:25And this is my latest invention, the change-o-matic Halloween costume.
12:36Nifty, isn't it?
12:38Now, what's your problem?
12:39I'm Pink Dorothy. My dog, Ruff-Ruff, and I want to go home.
12:45And I need courage to tell my jokes.
12:47And I want a new job.
12:49And I need a new nose.
12:54Hmm.
12:56Uh, thank you, Mr. Wizard, sir.
12:58Now, let me think.
13:00I knew it. He can't help us.
13:02No, no, no, that's not true.
13:07I was just working on a going-on, new nose, new job, new courage machine this morning.
13:13Wow.
13:14This is me, Mr. Wizard.
13:18Big Earth, turn up the treadmill.
13:24Get in.
13:30Faster, bigger, faster.
13:35Get in.
13:40Wow.
13:41A new blue honker.
13:43Okay, so a man asked me, did you take a bath today?
13:47And I said, why?
13:48Is there one missing?
13:49Ha ha ha.
13:50Wow.
13:51It wasn't so bad.
13:53Gee, I'm not afraid anymore.
13:55Hey, I've got a new uniform.
13:58I'm a traffic frog.
14:00And I've got a big beach ball with a basket under it.
14:04Great.
14:05What?
14:06No, that's a hot air balloon to take you home.
14:09Oh, no.
14:11That's the Wicked Witch's flying monkey.
14:14Monkey, monkey.
14:16Yeah.
14:18Yeah.
14:41Hey, everybody had fun in that story.
14:44Except Skeeter.
14:46You sure you don't want to read with us this time, Skeeter?
14:49Uh, I'm going to do more exercises.
14:52Hey, this looks like a good book.
14:55My turn.
14:56Now then, this is a very famous story.
14:59It's called Scooter Pan.
15:01Uh, Scooter, don't you mean Peter Pan?
15:08Nope.
15:09I'm doing the story of Scooter Pan.
15:11See?
15:12Ugh.
15:13Ugh.
15:14Gee.
15:15This isn't going to be a very interesting story if Scooter Pan can't even fly.
15:20Ahem.
15:21I can fix that.
15:23Wow.
15:24Are you Piggy Bell?
15:25The Pixie Princess?
15:26Eh, eh, eh, eh.
15:28Um, pfft.
15:31No.
15:34I'm Mary Lou Wrecking.
15:37Of course I'm Piggy Bell, the Pixie Princess!
15:41Pfft.
15:42Boy, what a mouthful.
15:44Oh, great.
15:46Then sprinkle me with magic dust so I can fly, okay?
15:50Listen, Scooter Pan.
15:53If I had any magic dust, do you think I'd be lying in this pile of garbage?
15:59Skeeter, what are you doing here?
16:01I just couldn't help but listen.
16:03An elf that can't fly?
16:06And a fairy without magic dust?
16:09This story needs help.
16:11Here you go.
16:13It's magic dust.
16:14Now sprinkle some of it on Scooter and me so he can fly.
16:18We're Scooter and Skeeter Pan.
16:20Really?
16:21Well, what do we have to lose?
16:29Chew!
16:31Chew!
16:33Hey, I'm flying!
16:36Come on!
16:38Huh? Oh, yeah!
16:41Whee!
16:43What? Hey, wait for me!
16:46Oh, yeah!
16:48Ah, ah, ah, ah, achoo!
16:52Phew!
16:53That's better.
16:54Then let's go!
16:56Yippee!
16:56You say a yippee!
16:57Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
17:12Whoa!
17:17Hey!
17:18Hi there, little frog.
17:20Hello.
17:21Wow! Two talking hummingbirds and a flying pig. This is some dream.
17:27This isn't a dream. It's a story, silly.
17:31Hey, Rolf, wake up and look at this.
17:34Far out.
17:35We're the magic elves from a wonderful place called Forever Everland.
17:41Huh?
17:42Yeah, and we grant wishes.
17:44Oh, yeah? Well, uh, then make this teddy bear come to life.
17:48Why, that's as easy as pie.
17:51Hiccuping walrus and spoonfuls of honey.
17:54Make this teddy bear come alive and let him be funny.
18:01Wow.
18:02Okay, what do you get when you put five ducks in a peanut butter jar?
18:06Give up peanut butter and quackers.
18:09Get it?
18:11Oh, brother.
18:13Can you change him back?
18:15Sorry.
18:15Say, Mr. Elf, where is this place you call Forever Everland?
18:20It's far, far away.
18:22Well, how do we get there?
18:23I mean, if we wanted to go.
18:26No problem. You just fly.
18:29But we don't have wings.
18:31You don't need wings.
18:32We don't?
18:33Nope.
18:36Just tickets.
18:37Huh?
18:38Step this way, please.
18:46oh, yeah!"
18:51Skidapan Airlines.
18:53Flight 101.
18:54now boarding for Fresno, Fort Wayne and Forever Everland.
18:58Yes!
18:59All right.
19:05Huh?
19:06W-w-what happened?
19:09What happened?
19:09Huh?
19:09What happened?!
19:14Talk about short hops.
19:17Yeah!
19:19Welcome to Forever Ever Land.
19:22Geez! Wow!
19:24Whoa! Look at this place!
19:27Ahoy me babies!
19:29You ho ho and a bottle of milk!
19:34Shiver me timbers!
19:35He'll never stay in Forever Ever Land as long as I, Captain Hook Nose, am in command!
19:44Captain Hook Nose?
19:46Sure! What else would you call a sailor with a schnoz like this?
19:50Ha cha cha!
19:52Stand back Captain Hook Nose! We aren't afraid of you!
19:56Oh yeah? Then maybe you'll be afraid of him!
20:03Animal Gator!
20:05Animal Gator!
20:15Hungry! Hungry!
20:22Give him something to eat!
20:24Wow! Wow! Wow!
20:26Wow!
20:27Put something in his mouth! Quick!
20:30Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
20:34Oh, um, good!
20:35Yum!
20:36Tick tock!
20:39Excuse me!
20:44Good time!
20:46Wow! Wow!
20:49Hey! You did it! You slowed him down!
20:52Yay!
20:53You may have saved them from Animal Gator!
20:56But what about me, Captain Hook Nose?
21:06Wait a minute!
21:08Animal, the story says you're supposed to chase Captain Hook Nose!
21:12Huh?
21:13Yeah?
21:14Yum!
21:19Bye-bye!
21:26We did it! We did it! Yay!
21:29Yay!
21:30Yay!
21:32We got rid of Captain Hook Nose!
21:37Wow!
21:38I got to fly to Forever Everland and fight Animal Gator and Captain Hook Nose!
21:46Yay!ALGOWSE
21:47perch Gee! Thanks Skeeter!
21:49Without you,
21:49my story would've
21:50never worked! See! We told you books were
21:53a lot
21:53of fun, Sketer! Yeah! I guess you're right!
21:57No!
21:58I wish I started sooner!
21:59That's
22:00okay, Skeeter! There's
22:01lots more books that I came from!
22:05Hi, Kids!
22:06the Peters are here they brought your toys down from the attic
22:15Ozzy here's your mr. tomato head doll thanks Nanny scooter here's your
22:22computer thank you Nanny and Skeeter here's your jump rope hey what's the
22:31matter kids you were well what a good idea now which one did you want me to
22:41read okay okay now once upon a time there was a little dog and a little cat
22:52what's that word Nanny I know I know it says lizard pajamas right Nanny oh Gonzo
23:02well it does
23:12every Saturday evening you get not one not two not three but four pork chops and
23:18wallaby squash and grumble scaring toddler tearing Nicktoons in a row on Doug
23:23Rocco all real monsters and Rugrats this ought to be good so don't miss two
23:28straight hours of Nicktoons today and every Saturday evening at 6 5 central only
23:33on Nick now stay tuned for Beetlejuice next on Nick
23:54week
23:55ssshhh don't say it animal everybody just got to sleep you wake them all up again if you
24:01say it
24:02well you know
24:05What?
24:07Oh, bye-bye!
24:10Oh, boy!
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