00:06But this baby's will do the same for you.
00:11K. When your room looks kinda weird, and you wish that you were there.
00:17K. Just close your eyes and fix me, and you can be anywhere.
00:37Is everything all right in here?
00:39Yes, honey.
00:40My baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
01:17testing one two three good afternoon race fans this is wolf the dog coming to you live from
01:30that big race with the five hundred after it gentlemen oh gentlemen and ladies start your engines
01:51oh great my imagination won't start
02:11i guess i need to jump start it
02:15that's better
02:35make way for gonzo granatelli the bestest driver in the world
02:45oh i must have taken a long turn
02:48i'm running low on fuel better pull into the pit
02:53animal fill her up
03:14just my luck bumper to bumper buffalo
03:18scooter and skier are in the lead with one lap to go
03:21hey this is great i'm gonna win
03:24i just know it
03:27oh no
03:30uh good afternoon officer did i do something wrong
03:35all right
03:36pretending a race without a license
03:38huh
03:38forgetting to buckle your imaginary seatbelt
03:40what
03:41and speeding in a cardboard box
03:50the cars are approaching the finish line
03:52he is now in the lead
03:55i've got to look my best in the winner's circle
03:58piggy no
04:00shut down
04:16and the winner by a nose
04:18gonzo
04:24is uh is everyone okay
04:30i've got a loose tooth
04:32let me see
04:34oh brother
04:36if nanny finds out
04:39she's gonna make you go to the dentist for sure
04:43the dentist
04:46quick get me some glue
04:48i'll glue it in tight again
04:50oh fozzy
04:52i know just how you feel
04:54i heard about this guy who went to the dentist
04:56yeah
04:57and had his tooth drilled
04:59drilled
05:00it was radical
05:02first they dug into the cavity
05:06then they blasted
05:13hey wait
05:14don't you want to hear the part about where they struck oil
05:17hey don't listen to gonzo fozzy
05:19going to the dentist isn't really bad
05:21camera
05:22how would you know
05:23frogs don't even have teeth
05:25gee
05:26what a time to get technical
05:27hey guys
05:30mami's coming
05:31she is
05:32oh no
05:33i gotta hide
05:38hello mami
05:40is everything okay
05:41i thought i heard a crash
05:49what are you doing fozzy
05:51fozzy
05:51shh i'm hiding from nanny
05:53i don't want you to find out about my
05:55oh what he meant was um
05:57he's helping me tune my piano
06:01oh my tooth
06:04fozzy
06:05open wide and say ah
06:06ah
06:08so that's why you're hiding
06:10i'm afraid we're going to have to go to the dentist
06:13and have that loose tooth checked out
06:15i'll make an appointment
06:16i'll make an appointment
06:22oh no
06:24what am i gonna do
06:26i know a way fozzy won't have to go to the dentist
06:30yeah
06:31we'll pull his tooth out for him
06:34yeah
06:35what
06:36i don't know if that's such a good idea
06:39meeper
06:42meeper
06:44don't worry fozzy
06:46i'll get that tooth out for you
06:49are you sure this is gonna work
06:51kermit
06:51i'm sure i'm sure
06:53in a few seconds all your troubles will be over
06:55okay piggy
06:56full speed ahead
06:57right kermit
07:08juu juu
07:10take cover
07:14the fozzy express is headed this way
07:26kermit
07:30kermit
07:31kermit
07:32kermit
07:35kermit
07:36kermit
07:37kermit
07:40kermit
07:42no tooth
07:43it got away
07:46No, it didn't. I guess I'll have to go to the dentist.
07:51Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll get your tooth out.
07:54No! Don't come any closer. You guys are dangerous.
07:59Gee, um, he'll never let us pull that tooth out now.
08:02I know a story that'll make him change his mind.
08:06You don't want to go to the dentist, Fozzie. If you do, the tooth fairy won't come.
08:12Tooth fairy?
08:13Yeah, see? When your tooth ball is out and you put it under your pillow, the tooth fairy comes and
08:18leaves you money.
08:20Money?
08:20Uh-huh.
08:30Chills, this is murder. Next time I'm taking the bus.
08:36What? Who are you?
08:38You were expecting, boy George? I'm the tooth fairy. Who do you think?
08:44Okay, there's your tooth money. One million bucks.
08:49A million dollars? Gee, I thought I just got a quarter.
08:57Hey, where's the tooth?
08:59Oh, it's not out yet.
09:02Sorry, pal. No tooth, no bucks.
09:08Huh?
09:09Fozzie, think what you could do with all that money.
09:12Yeah, with a million bucks, he could buy some good jokes.
09:16Scooter?
09:17Sorry.
09:19That's right. With a million bucks, I could buy all kinds of funny joke stuff.
09:24Like a rubber chicken.
09:25Whoop! A whoopee cushion?
09:28A squirting flower?
09:33Tooth fairy, wait!
09:34Why don't you leave the money now?
09:37And when my tooth comes out, I'll mail it to you.
09:40Hey now, pull later.
09:42No way, Jose.
09:45I'm as weird as I look, but I'm not as dumb as I look.
09:55Hi there. I hear you got a loose tooth.
09:58Now, I'm prepared to pay you two million dollars for it.
10:01Two million? You could have it.
10:03The money's all yours, Fozzie.
10:05Now hand over the tooth.
10:06Wait! I've just got to have that tooth.
10:10Take my diamonds. They're worth five million.
10:12Five million?
10:13I'll double that.
10:15You can have my oil wells.
10:18Ten million bucks.
10:19That's worth it.
10:20Oh, my.
10:26I'll give you twenty million.
10:29Hey, I got here first.
10:31Listen, Bear, I'll give you thirty million.
10:36Fifty million.
10:38A hundred million.
10:40Five hundred trillion.
10:42A billion, million, billion dollars.
10:45And that's my final offer.
10:47I'm rich.
10:49I'm rich.
10:50I'm rich.
10:53Hey, guys.
10:54I got to get this tooth out so I can leave it under my pillow for the tooth fairy.
10:59Hey, way to go, Skeeter.
11:00Your story worked great.
11:02Come on, Fozzie.
11:03Can you help me get it out?
11:04No way.
11:06You just want to get my reward money.
11:08Stay away from me, you tooth robbers.
11:11What's gotten into you, Fozzie?
11:13We just want to help.
11:14Oh, yeah.
11:15Sorry, Ralph.
11:17I didn't mean it, fellas.
11:19Of course you can help me get it out.
11:21But how?
11:22I'll tell you how.
11:23With my new computer program.
11:25It's got sixty-four K-bytes.
11:28Lead bite.
11:29Lead bite.
11:34Looks like it's sixty-five bites now.
11:37No, not that kind of bite.
11:39Computer bites.
11:41Brain power.
11:42Just watch.
11:44First, we make a computer model of Fozzie by punching up the proper coordinates.
11:48Hey, I look all weird.
11:50Quiet.
11:51I got to concentrate.
11:53Sorry.
11:54Next, we program the formula for how much force we need to pull the tooth.
11:58Wow, that's really incredible, Scooter.
12:00What does it mean?
12:01It tells us the exact length of string to use and how hard we have to pull to get your
12:06tooth out.
12:07Hmm.
12:08It looks right to me, but I think this number will be prettier over here.
12:12Don't you?
12:13Fozzie, don't touch that.
12:17There.
12:18That's much better.
12:19No.
12:20That's the formula for a turbocharged vacuum cleaner.
12:25Ah!
12:28Fozzie, don't do that.
12:30Now you turned it into the formula for a man-eating chocolate cake.
12:35I did?
12:38Quick, Scooter, fix the formula.
12:41Fix it.
12:42No.
12:44That's the equation for a self-propelled giant drill.
12:48Not kidding?
12:49Yay!
12:50It's after us.
12:52No, it's after your tooth.
12:54My tooth?
12:55No way.
12:56Whoa.
12:57No.
12:58Help.
13:03It's going to get us.
13:05Not me.
13:06He's the one with the loose tooth.
13:08Get him.
13:10Scooter.
13:11Help.
13:13Help.
13:15Help.
13:15Oh, oh, oh.
13:16Fozzie's drowning in computer paper.
13:19Do something.
13:20Bear overboard.
13:24You okay, Fozzie?
13:26Oh, I think so.
13:28My tooth.
13:29It'll never come out.
13:31Looper.
13:33Looper.
13:34Looper.
13:35Ow.
13:36Ow.
13:38Ow.
13:38Don't worry, Fozzie.
13:40A little punk can help us get your tooth out.
13:42Ralph, I thought you were Fozzie's friend.
13:46You want to let some little punk punch Fozzie's tooth out?
13:50No, not that kind of punk.
13:52This kind.
13:53I know a song that's guaranteed to rattle your teeth.
13:59Everywhere you go, folks are slapping their gums.
14:02People high and low are wagging their tongues.
14:04Talking about a dance for the old and the young.
14:07It's called the loose tooth buggy.
14:10So if you're feeling just a little down in the mouth.
14:13Just lick your teeth into the beat that's rockin' the house.
14:16Just get with the grooves.
14:17And shake it into the nose.
14:18And do the loose tooth buggy.
14:20Too much, too much, too much.
14:22My teeth don't see.
14:24Canine teeth don't see.
14:27And if you're asking me.
14:30Where's the teeth out of the body?
14:33Tooth ticket, Scooter.
14:34Okay, everybody.
14:36On board the tooth fairy.
14:37Now let's see if we can get to the root of this problem.
14:40Everybody duck, because we're going under the bridge.
14:43We're afraid.
14:44We're afraid.
14:45How's you up?
14:46More of theirs.
14:49And now at Fozzie's Muffin Grill.
14:52It's the Muppet Baby.
14:55Shake it out.
14:56Shake it out.
14:57Shake it out.
14:58Shake it out.
14:58Rock it out.
14:59Rock it out.
15:00Rock it out.
15:00Rock it out.
15:01Get it out.
15:02Get it out.
15:03Get it out.
15:03Get it out.
15:04Rock it out.
15:06If you're a little more than a little confused.
15:09Well, there's always talk about a loose tooth.
15:12Kick off your shoes.
15:14Then get in the groove.
15:15The loose tooth buggy.
15:17Oh.
15:18The loose tooth buggy.
15:20Yeah.
15:21And do the loose tooth buggy.
15:29Oh.
15:30It's no use.
15:32Sorry, Fozzie.
15:33Yeah.
15:34Sorry, Fozzie.
15:35We tried.
15:38Leaple.
15:39Leaple.
15:41Mark him off, Animal.
15:43This isn't funny.
15:46I know.
15:47We need to give Fozzie an apple.
15:50Gee, Piggy.
15:51What good is an apple going to do?
15:52Well, you know what they say.
15:54An apple a day keeps the dentist away.
15:59Apple, my foot.
16:00What he needs is a bazooka.
16:05Hey, guys.
16:07Natty's coming back.
16:09What am I going to do, Kermit?
16:12Oh, relax, Fozzie.
16:13She probably couldn't get an appointment until next week.
16:17Fozzie, I have good news.
16:19See?
16:19Dr. Frith had a cancellation in his schedule.
16:22So I got you an appointment for today.
16:32Kermit!
16:35Gee, I can't bear to think what's going to happen to poor Fozzie.
16:39Oh, don't worry, Piggy.
16:40He'll survive.
16:41I hope.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Seeing the dentist can't be that bad.
16:46Oh, are you kidding?
16:48They'll drill him full of so many holes, he'll look like Swiss cheese.
16:53Gonzo?
16:54Gosh.
16:55What if Gonzo's right?
17:03Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the game show you've all been waiting for.
17:07Tooth or Consequences?
17:10Our lucky contestant must answer questions correctly or get one of his teeth drilled.
17:14And here's our first challenger, Fozzie Bear.
17:17Yay!
17:20And now our champion for the last 4,000 weeks, the dentist.
17:26Are you ready for your first question, Fozzie?
17:28Uh, no.
17:30In that case, here it is.
17:31Why did the chicken cross the road?
17:34Oh, I know that one.
17:35I know that one.
17:37Uh, give me a minute.
17:38Why did the chicken cross the road?
17:42Oh, yeah!
17:43To get to the other side!
17:48That is absolutely wrong.
17:52What?
17:53But I've told that joke a million times.
17:56That's why he crossed.
17:57It is!
17:58Sorry.
17:59Fozzie, the correct answer to why did the chicken cross the road is to get away from his dentist.
18:05And now, Fozzie, it's time for the drill.
18:10Open wide.
18:12Oh, no!
18:18Fozzie!
18:19Honey, it's all right.
18:22Oh, my geeks.
18:23It's just I'm so worried about Fozzie.
18:26Don't worry.
18:26He'll be okay.
18:28Sure.
18:29He'll be okay.
18:30Poor Fozzie!
18:32Fozzie!
18:33Oh, he was a good bear.
18:35I'll miss his smiling face.
18:37Not his jokes, but his face.
18:41I can't stand thinking about it.
18:43Poor Fozzie, all alone with that great big dentist.
18:47Yeah, strapped into that chair.
18:50With all those creepy instruments.
18:58At last, I, Dr. Froggenstein, have created the perfect monster.
19:05Monster!
19:06Monster!
19:10Well, almost perfect.
19:12If we can just find one more tooth, your monster will be complete.
19:17That's it.
19:18You're a genius, Nurse Pigor.
19:20What do you think?
19:21I was just another pretty face?
19:23Hmm?
19:24What I need is a tooth of a young bear who tells bad jokes.
19:27Now, where would I find a tooth like that?
19:38Hello?
19:41I'm selling old jokes to raise money for the bear scouts.
19:44I used to be a cut scout, but I graduated.
19:47Pretty funny, huh?
19:48That one's only a nickel.
19:50I think we found a bear!
19:53I have cheaper ones.
19:54They're not as funny, though.
19:56Wait!
19:57He's perfect.
19:58Don't go.
19:59I want your tooth.
20:00Huh?
20:01I mean, tell the truth.
20:03You got any better jokes?
20:04Sure.
20:05I got a great one.
20:06If a man had three apples,
20:08and you took two away,
20:10what would you have?
20:11Give up?
20:12A very angry man!
20:15Funny, huh?
20:16That one's on sale.
20:18I'll take it.
20:26Perfect.
20:27Nurse Piggler, prepare for the tooth transplant!
20:30Certainly, Dr. Frogenstein.
20:34What's that?
20:35Why, that's Dr. Frogenstein's tooth-pulling table.
20:39Wow!
20:40Whose tooth you're going to pull?
20:41Why, you're silly.
20:45Oh, no!
20:46No!
20:48No!
20:52Huh?
20:54Very soon, my tooth monster will be complete!
21:01Wait a minute!
21:03I've got some better jokes!
21:05Really!
21:08Did I tell you the water's got the...
21:17I gotta get out of here!
21:21Quick, follow the truth!
21:31Come on, you stupid door! Open!
21:35Good evening! I am Count Gonzala!
21:40I want to pull your tooth!
21:51Animal! Animal! Snap out of this!
21:55Don't pull! Don't pull! Don't pull!
22:00Animal!
22:00No! That's better. We shouldn't let our imaginations run away with us, should we?
22:07I mean, we can stay calm and quit worrying for an hour, can't we?
22:12You're right.
22:15It's horrible!
22:17Don't pull all his teeth!
22:18He'll never be able to smile again!
22:21Help! Help! Help!
22:24Poor Fozzie!
22:26Poor Fozzie!
22:42Look! He's alive!
22:45Fozzie! Are you okay? What'd they do to you?
22:48It must have been horrible! The pain! The suffering! Tell us all about it!
22:54Gosh! It didn't hurt a bit!
22:56And look! The dentist gave me a balloon and a sugarless lollipop for being such a good patient!
23:06Foley Pop! Balloon!
23:09Huh?
23:14Nanny! Nanny! My tooth hurts!
23:17My tooth! My tooth!
23:19I want braces!
23:21I want false teeth!
23:23I got a loose tooth too, Nanny!
23:25Hey! I thought frogs didn't have teeth!
23:29Well, I won't tell if you won't!
23:32We wanna go to the dentist!
23:35We wanna go to the dentist!
23:38We wanna go to the dentist!
23:47There's more Muppet Baby fun tomorrow at 11.30 on Playhouse Disney!
23:52And next up, it's Caillou and the Care Bears!
23:56Monster Bowers!
23:58Vol, go down, down, down, oh, down, down, down, four, down, down!
24:06jeux, fightway!
24:14You
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