00:06When you rule, it looks kinda weird, and you wish that you weren't there.
00:11Just close your eyes and fix your knees, and you can be anyway.
00:28Hurry up, Ruff. We don't have all day.
00:31Okay, okay, I'm thinking. I got it. Nanny wears green-stripe socks. Pass it on.
00:38Got it. Nanny has a green-stripe clock.
00:42Huh?
00:43Pass it on.
00:44Oh, um...
00:47One moment, please.
00:49Five. Sell. Okay, five. I need sell. Hello?
00:54Mr. Weirdo? Nanny is in Greenland, looking for a clock. Pass it on. Right.
01:03J.P. Weirdo to General McCormick. Come in, McCormick.
01:07General McCormick here.
01:09Martians are green, and they attack at one o'clock. Pass it on.
01:14Yes, sir.
01:16Private Animal?
01:17Yes, sir.
01:18Marshmallow Cream will be back at one o'clock. Pass it on.
01:23Okay.
01:24Yeah, we'll be back at one o'clock.
01:37Okay.
01:44Nanny, what is it?
01:46Marshmallow Cream. Yum, yum. Pass on.
01:51Uh, okay.
01:57Hello, this is Secret Agent Skeeter.
02:00I'm not in right now, so please leave your message at the sound of the beep.
02:05Uh, the Marshal seems to have won. Pass it on.
02:10Right.
02:12Okay, everybody, here's the message I got.
02:15Marsha has beeped and was stung.
02:22Hey, that wasn't the message, Skeeter.
02:25I said, Nanny wears green striped socks.
02:29What?
02:31I like playing telephone. Let's play again.
02:34Let me start this time.
02:36No, I want to start it.
02:37No, let me.
02:39Me start, me start.
02:42Hey, it's the real phone. Come on, guys.
02:46Of course I'm here.
02:48I wonder who it is.
02:50Hello?
02:51Why, yes. Just a minute.
02:53Who is it?
02:55Wow!
02:57Oh, my.
02:58Hi, Nanny.
03:00Um, did the phone ring, Nanny?
03:03Yes, it did, Piggy. And it's for Kermit.
03:06Me, Nanny?
03:08Uh-huh.
03:08Gee, I've never had a real telephone call before.
03:13Hello?
03:14Oh, hi, Bunsen.
03:16Yeah, rides, cowboys, spaceships?
03:21Wow!
03:22That sounds great, Bunsen.
03:24Okay.
03:25Yeah, I'll tell him.
03:27Goodbye.
03:28What is it?
03:30Bunsen just invited us to his birthday party at Wacky World in two weeks.
03:34Yay!
03:35Yay!
03:35We're in the skipping middle.
03:37Wow!
03:38Can we go, Nanny?
03:39I don't see why not.
03:41Yay!
03:43Yay!
03:43Yay!
03:44Wow!
03:44Gosh, two whole weeks away.
03:47Wacky World.
03:49That's a real neat park animal.
03:51With what?
03:53And a haunted house!
03:55And lots of different lands.
03:58Like Future Land.
03:59And a haunted house!
04:01And Cowboy Land!
04:05And a-and a-whoa-whoa-whoa!
04:07Gonzo!
04:08Ah, whatever you want, Piggy.
04:11How about Storybook Land?
04:13Torpedo Nose?
04:16Storybook Land?
04:17Yeah, that's the ticket.
04:19Torpedo Nose?
04:21Gee, I was just starting to like Bazooka Peak.
04:24Gosh, two weeks.
04:26Hey, maybe we don't have to wait.
04:30What do you mean, Kumi?
04:31Well, we could build our own wacky world.
04:34Right here in the nursery.
04:36Wow!
04:37Wow!
04:37I could build Music Land.
04:39Yeah, and I could build this amazing land for chickens.
04:45Oh, brother.
04:46What are you going to build, Kumi?
04:49Well, um...
04:50Maybe a town right out of the Old West.
04:53What a magnificent idea, Kumi!
05:01Hey, this is pretty cool.
05:04Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, presenting the sharpest shooter this side of the Muppets'
05:10recipe, Piggy Opry!
05:13Yay!
05:13Hey, look!
05:14It's Piggy!
05:15Yay!
05:16Thank you!
05:16Thank you!
05:17And now, introducing my co-star, Buffalo Frog Kumi!
05:22Yay!
05:28Yay!
05:31Yay!
05:37And the winner is...
05:58Animal?
06:00Wild animal!
06:02Oh, excuse me.
06:05Look!
06:06Someone's stealing all the horses!
06:10Oh, no!
06:11It's...
06:12It's Wild Blue Weirdo!
06:14Come on, everybody!
06:16We've got to stop them!
06:17Oh, no!
06:19Oh, no!
06:22You've never touched the wild blue weirdo!
06:29Come on, guys!
06:31This way!
06:32Huh?
06:33Where are we going?
06:34A riverboat.
06:37Gee, I wonder how you start this thing.
06:40Simple, silly.
06:41Turn the key.
06:42Hmm.
06:47Look, Kirby!
06:48Wild Blue Weirdo still gets away!
06:52Don't worry!
06:53I know a shortcut!
06:56Yay!
07:01Hang on, everybody!
07:07I'll get you, Wild Blue Weirdo!
07:10There she is.
07:12I got him!
07:16Gonzo!
07:17Where are you taking my rocky horse?
07:19Well, uh, I'm building this...
07:23Sorry, Gonzo.
07:25That's okay, Fozzie.
07:26I was just telling Kermit about the land I...
07:29Fozzie, what is all that stuff?
07:31This is all the great stuff I'm gonna use to build the funniest land of all.
07:36Walk-a-land!
07:38I can hardly wait.
07:40Hey, don't you guys wanna hear about my land?
07:43Not now, Bonto!
07:45Walk-a-land?
07:45That sounds neat, Fozzie.
07:47Yeah!
07:48Walk-a-land will be the funniest...
07:54Wow!
07:55Far out!
07:57Hey, look over there!
07:59Blue!
08:00Come and get it!
08:01It's comedy time at the Walk-a-Walka restaurant!
08:06Your table is ready!
08:08Walk-a this way!
08:12This is ridiculous!
08:14That's right!
08:23Fozzie!
08:24Maybe we better just order, Piggy.
08:26What do you have to eat, Fozzie?
08:28Well, we have tomato burgers, tomato fries, tomato milkshakes, and our specialty of the house, the Comedy Club Sandwich!
08:35Well, what is that?
08:37Sliced tomatoes on tomato bread.
08:39Do you have anything without tomatoes, Fozzie?
08:43Well, we do have pie.
08:44Okay, I'll have a pie.
08:46Okay, one cream pie, please!
08:49Coming up!
08:50Wow!
08:52You're at the center!
08:54Walk-a-land is real funny, Fozzie!
08:57Aw, I don't think that's so funny.
09:00Uh, excuse me, Fozzie.
09:02Hey, Gonzo, did you drop this?
09:04Huh?
09:04Oh, yeah!
09:06Thanks, Kermit!
09:07Gee, Gonzo, you missed Walk-a-land.
09:10Yeah, well, you see, I'm working on this really great land.
09:13It's called...
09:14Hey, Gonzo, what are you doing with my rubber chicken?
09:17Huh?
09:18Oh, yeah, well, I need it for you.
09:20Hey, come on, you guys.
09:22I want to show you Play-land.
09:24Play-land?
09:25Yeah!
09:26It's going to have nothing but the biggest, fastest, scariest ride in the whole world.
09:32Yeah?
09:33Wow, wow, wow, wow.
09:34Welcome to the greatest, most exciting ride of all time, the Jungle Jam Adventure!
09:44Wow, it's so big!
09:47Gee, it looks kind of scary.
09:50Aw, don't be afraid.
09:52Come on, it's fun, you guys!
09:54Yeah!
10:00Here, watch me!
10:04Wow, that does look like fun.
10:06I don't know.
10:08Come on, Scooter.
10:09Awww!
10:12Awww!
10:16Awww!
10:17Oh, no!
10:17It's an octopus!
10:19Awww!
10:23Awww!
10:27Awww!
10:31Hold on to your seats!
10:33This is the fastest roller coaster in the world!
10:37The Runaway Mountain Trace!
10:44Oh no, Skeeter! The track!
10:46You forgot to finish the track!
10:49No, I didn't!
10:50I did?
10:51Uh-oh!
10:55We're gonna crash!
10:58Are you kidding?
10:59Watch this!
11:05Wow!
11:06That was fun!
11:08I wasn't scared!
11:10Gee, Skeeter, that sure was exciting!
11:13Come on, Kermie!
11:14This made me think of a wonderful ride we can build in Storybook Land!
11:19Huh?
11:19I don't get it!
11:21I know I finished building this track!
11:24Oh yeah?
11:25Uh-huh!
11:26Help me look for the missing piece, will ya?
11:29Sorry, Skeeter!
11:30I gotta get Music Land ready!
11:32You guys wanna be in the band?
11:34It's gonna be far out!
11:36No thanks, Rolf!
11:37I've gotta get started on Future Land!
11:40It's gonna be the best!
11:42Come on, Animal!
11:43Okay!
11:45Skeeter?
11:46You wanna play in my band?
11:48No thanks, Rolf!
11:49I've gotta fix my rollercoaster!
11:52Huh?
11:53Hey!
11:54This looks like one of Bonzo's feathers!
11:57I wonder if he took my tracks!
12:00Just you wait, Camilla!
12:02When I'm done building this place, it'll be the best!
12:05And chickens from all over the world will come to see it!
12:09See, Animal?
12:10Animal, when Future Land is finished, it'll be the most perfect land of all!
12:14Me help!
12:15Me help!
12:16The Keeter!
12:17The Keeter!
12:18Hey, Animal!
12:19Cut it out!
12:23Huh?
12:24Oh, damn!
12:26La-da-da-da-da-da!
12:27Hey, Animal!
12:28This is amazing!
12:29Thank you!
12:31Let's go in!
12:33Here it is, Animal!
12:34The City of the Future!
12:37Rawr, rawr, rawr!
12:41Come on!
12:42I'll show you around!
12:51What's that?
12:52That's the most popular spot in Future Land!
12:55The Meteorite Hot Dog Stand!
12:58Oh!
12:59Hungry!
13:00Hungry!
13:01Okay, Animal!
13:03Oh, okay!
13:12Here's your order, mister!
13:14One hundred and fifty-seven lunar rover dogs and a Diacola to go!
13:20Thanks!
13:23What?
13:25Forget drood!
13:27Forget drood!
13:29Huh?
13:29Huh?
13:32Great!
13:34Animal, what are you doing?
13:37That's best man for that drink!
13:42What's happening?
13:44I don't believe this!
13:47Darn, I forgot my diet cooler!
13:53Animal, come back!
14:00Space bomb!
14:02You won't!
14:03Huh?
14:04Cola!
14:05Cola!
14:06Hey, thanks, little guy!
14:08Wait!
14:09I'll take a shit back!
14:13Can!
14:14Come on, Animal!
14:15We better get out of here!
14:17Bye-bye!
14:20Prepare to blast off, Animal!
14:25Rolf!
14:25Rolf!
14:28Hey!
14:28What's wrong?
14:30Oh, someone took my batteries!
14:34Hey, Rolf!
14:35Do you have some batteries I could borrow?
14:38Sorry, Scooter!
14:39I need them for my robot band!
14:41That is, unless you want to be in the band!
14:44Sorry, Rolf!
14:45I'm too busy!
14:46Oh, well.
14:48I guess it's just us, guys.
14:50Let's show them what we can do!
14:53Presenting the world-famous Musicland, Robot Band!
15:01Imagination, imagination land!
15:04Imagination, imagination land!
15:06I know a place, it's easy to find!
15:09It's all you can want, cause it's all in your mind!
15:12The weather is warm, and the sky is blue!
15:15The sun never sets until you wanted to!
15:18Greatest land, that's desert land!
15:21They all come true in imagination land!
15:25Imagination, imagination land!
15:27Lots of good on the music, giant fun land!
15:30A smoke, a produce, or stir, or lots of cartoons!
15:33Hot dogs, lemonade, and chocolate cake!
15:36But no one ever gets a tummy dance!
15:39The operation is free, you can understand!
15:42Cause you're the owner of imagination land!
15:46Imagination, imagination land!
15:48I'll tumble for a fight!
15:50A funny castle!
15:51Good to see you!
15:52Hey, it's no answer!
15:54We're brothers together!
15:56Whoa, what a sight!
15:57Hey, how does it cover?
15:59I'm a friend of mine!
16:00Yeah!
16:00Oh, yeah!
16:01You can dance with friends!
16:03You can clap your own love!
16:04Or make it free!
16:05You can make it up, that you're thinking of!
16:07You can make it wacky or make it strange!
16:11If you get bored, you can make it change!
16:14I'm beautiful, man!
16:15I'm beautiful, man!
16:16Cause it's all yours!
16:18Imagination land!
16:20Imagination, imagination land!
16:23Ooh!
16:23Imagination, imagination land!
16:26Imagine, imagine, imagination land!
16:29It's all yours!
16:30Imagination land!
16:32Imagination land!
16:36Hey, Ralph!
16:38Is something wrong?
16:40Somebody took my robot's batteries!
16:43Really?
16:44If you ask me, it was probably Gonzo!
16:47Well, I guess it doesn't really matter.
16:49I need real people to have a band anyway.
16:52Has anyone seen Gonzo around?
16:55Oh, not lately, Skeeter.
16:57Why?
16:57I think he took my rollercoaster track.
17:00Where is that little blue long-nosed demon?
17:05Ladies, gentlemen, and chickens!
17:09Come in and visit the greatest land in all the world!
17:14Clockland!
17:16What?
17:16What?
17:17Clockland!
17:19Come on!
17:23Wow!
17:25Gee, look at this!
17:27What is it?
17:28Pretty cool, Gonzo!
17:30Sheesh!
17:37Hey, Gonzo!
17:38Are there any fast rides in Clockland?
17:41Sure!
17:42We have the runaway chicken crate,
17:44game pens of the Caribbean,
17:46roosters of the lost ark!
17:49Let's go on a ride, animal!
17:52Go fast!
17:53Go fast!
17:54See how it is!
17:55Come on, guys!
17:56Follow me!
17:57Uh, gee, Gonzo,
17:59isn't that my rocking horse?
18:00It sure is, Kermit!
18:02It's one of the most popular rides!
18:05The Crooked Rock-O-Mirror-Round!
18:08Oh, gee, uh, that's nice!
18:10Hey, Scooter,
18:11this place looks kind of cool.
18:13Yeah, and it looks like
18:15it's not too fast, either.
18:17Let's go inside.
18:25Hey, Scooter,
18:26don't these costumes
18:27look like Piggy's doll clothes?
18:29Yeah!
18:30Man, is she ever gonna be mad
18:32when she sees this?
18:34Gee, I wonder what else
18:35Gonzo took.
18:37Whoa!
18:40Gonzo says this is the most
18:41popular ride in Clockland.
18:43Gee, it looks scary,
18:46Kermit.
18:47Welcome, my little chickadees,
18:49to the Clockland
18:51haunted henhouse!
18:53Yay!
18:58Gee, I wonder
19:00why they're screaming.
19:06Pretty neat, huh?
19:08Gosh, it's kind of
19:10scary in here, Gonzo.
19:12I know, but chickens
19:14just love to be scared.
19:16Right, Kermit?
19:17Oh!
19:18Ah!
19:20Hey!
19:21That was my rubber chicken!
19:23That's all!
19:26Come on, Toad,
19:27you dumb Cluck!
19:28Get us out of here!
19:29Ah, don't worry, guys!
19:31Ah, everything is under control!
19:34I think...
19:38What's happening?
19:39Why aren't we moving?
19:40Ah, I think we're out of gas.
19:43Oh, no, you're not!
19:47Ah!
19:51You just ran out of track!
19:53Hey, what are you doing with my track, Skeeter?
19:56This is my rollercoaster track, Gonzo.
19:59Gee, I'm sorry.
20:01I tried to ask if I could borrow it,
20:04but nobody would listen to me.
20:06Yeah, I know what you mean.
20:08Everyone but Animal was too busy
20:10to help me with Futureland.
20:12And I couldn't find anyone
20:14to play in my Musicland band.
20:16Gosh, we each got so excited
20:18about our own ideas,
20:20we forgot to help each other.
20:22Gee, if we started helping each other now,
20:25we could still finish
20:26our wacky world before dinner.
20:28What's going on here, kids?
20:30Um, we were just playing, Nanny.
20:33Yeah, we're building
20:35our own wacky world.
20:37Right, Ralph is building
20:39this real neat place
20:40called Musicland.
20:41And Skeeter's making
20:43this fun place called Playland.
20:45We don't want to tell you anymore.
20:47Right, guys?
20:49Yeah, Nanny,
20:50we'll show it to you when we...
20:51I've got...
20:52Survive!
20:53Let's get busy!
20:55Right!
20:56Oh, no!
20:58Oh, my!
21:00What happened here?
21:01We make Deathland, Nanny.
21:04Well, what is it, Animal?
21:07Darkland!
21:08Want play, Nanny?
21:09I don't think so, Animal.
21:11Not today.
21:13Oh, my!
21:14I'm going to be...
21:18Stay tuned.
21:19DuckTales is up next,
21:21and weekday mornings,
21:22they're the Singing Chipmunks.
21:24Alvin and the Chipmunks,
21:25weekdays at 7.30
21:26on WNOL Fox 38.
21:54How fun!
21:56Oh, my.
21:57That'll be the keep.
22:01Bye.
22:02Oh, my.
22:07What?
22:08You two?
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