00:00Baby, we may find a dream sometime
00:05Coming baby, we'll do something for you
00:09When you rule, looks kind of weird
00:12And you wish that you weren't there
00:14Just close your eyes and speak to me
00:17And you can be as you wait
00:24Lady...
00:28Lady...
00:44Bring the ship about, Helmsman Rolf!
00:48Aye, aye, Captain LaFrog!
00:54The best, mateys!
00:56There lies the fortress of Blackbeard the Pirate.
01:00Where the fair damsel is being held prisoner.
01:04Enemy ship approaching, Captain Blackbeard.
01:08Oh, it's that wonderful, handsome, swashbuckling Captain LaFrog.
01:14He's coming to rescue moi.
01:17Not if I can help it.
01:20Huh?
01:26I'll blow him out of water!
01:29Fire when ready, Scooter!
01:31Aye, aye!
01:35Ka-bra-bra-bra!
01:38Blackbeard's got bigger guns than we do, Captain.
01:41Don't worry, Rolf.
01:42We'll be okay as soon as Admiral Hooknose gets here with his fleet.
01:48Admiral Hooknose of the Galactic Patrol reporting for duty, sir.
01:53Gonzo, what are you doing in a space suit?
01:55You're supposed to be a pirate, not a space cadet.
01:59I don't want to be a pirate.
02:00Rocket ships are more exciting than stupid boats.
02:04No!
02:09A-bra-bra-bra-bra!
02:12A-bra-bra-bra-bra!
02:14Animal?
02:15First mate, fuzzy.
02:16Ready the cannons!
02:18Cannon!
02:19Cannon!
02:20Fire at Will!
02:21Will? I don't know anyone named Will.
02:24I used to know a Jill, but she lives in New Jersey.
02:27I don't think this cannon will shoot that far.
02:30Forget Will, Fuzzy. Just fired a cannon.
02:34Oh, okay.
02:38Yay!
02:40Yippee-skimmy!
02:42Okay, fire up, dad!
02:44Prepare to storm the Fortress!
02:53Whoa!
02:57Gee, I guess I put too much squash in my swashbuckle.
03:02Aha! You're caught, LaFrog!
03:05Under!
03:10Woo!
03:11It's that!
03:13Under!
03:21Woo!
03:22Ah!
03:28Yee-shah!
03:29Yippee!
03:30What?
03:32No one out-buck-swashes my swashbuckler!
03:38Take that, you bearded bozo!
03:41And that, and that, and that!
03:45Whoa!
03:49Oh, Kirby!
03:51I mean, hold on to moi, mon capitan!
03:55Hi-ya!
03:59Oh, how daring!
04:03How gallant!
04:05How, how...
04:06How embarrassing.
04:08Um, how about putting me down, Piggy?
04:10Oh, sorry.
04:12Here it is.
04:13Captain LaFrog!
04:15We're out of control!
04:16We're drifting into the Fortress!
04:19Pushing Mars!
04:21Prepare for landing!
04:22He's gonna ram us!
04:26Ram!
04:28Captain ship!
04:29And I got it!
04:31And I got it!
04:32Woo!
04:36Hey, watch it!
04:38Hey!
04:42What's going on in here?
04:44Are you guys all right?
04:46Sure!
04:47We're great, Nanny!
04:49Kermie!
04:49I mean, Captain LaFrog just saved moi from Blackbeard the Pirate!
04:55That was me, Nanny!
04:57I wish I was a real pirate.
04:59They were brave and heroic and sail the seven seas!
05:03Not all pirates were brave and heroic, Skater.
05:06Huh?
05:07In fact, the real Blackbeard wasn't very nice at all.
05:12His real name was Edward Teach.
05:14And he used to attack ships in the Carolinas and Virginia.
05:17And hurt people.
05:19Really?
05:20He hurt people?
05:21Uh-huh.
05:22Until they caught him in 1718.
05:25And, well...
05:26You mean...
05:29Uh-huh.
05:31Uh-huh.
05:33Wow!
05:34What kind of book is this?
05:36It's a picture book of world history, Ralph.
05:39World history, huh?
05:40Looks interesting.
05:42Hey, don't hog it, Ralph.
05:44Neat pictures.
05:44I'll be back later.
05:46Enjoy the book.
05:47Look at those funny guys.
05:49Those are cavemen, Fozzie.
05:52Did you say spaceman?
05:53Let me see!
05:54What are you doing, Gonzov?
05:56I'm looking for my favorite period in history.
05:59You're going to be history if you don't watch your manners.
06:04Nitwit.
06:05Imagine the size of the aquarium you'd need to kick that lizard.
06:10That's not a lizard.
06:11It's a dinosaur.
06:13A stegosaurus, to be exact.
06:15How did you know that, Scooter?
06:18Because prehistoric time is my favorite part of history.
06:21Think of it.
06:23Smoking volcanoes, giant reptiles, bubbling swamps.
06:28Ew!
06:29This place smells yucky.
06:31It's creepy looking, too.
06:33It's not creepy if you understand it.
06:36I'm going to be a paleontologist when I grow up.
06:39You're going to study aliens?
06:41Not alien-tologist.
06:45Paleontologist.
06:46You know, a doctor of fossil-osophy.
06:49Oh, I knew that.
06:50As a paleontologist, I'll study fossils to find out what life was like millions of years ago.
06:57Uh, Gonzov, why are you still wearing your space suit?
07:01This isn't the space age, it's the stone age.
07:04Just follow me, guys.
07:05I know all about these prehistoric swamps.
07:10Hey, who put this hole here?
07:12I think he did.
07:15Yay!
07:20Another one!
07:24Don't be afraid, Scooter.
07:26I think he's friendly.
07:28Now be a nice dinosaur, and sit!
07:34Good boy.
07:35Gee, you're really good with animals, Piggy.
07:38Thank you, Fozzie.
07:40Let me try.
07:41Give me your paw.
07:43Now!
07:47I don't know about you, but I think I'd rather have a poodle.
07:51I think you're hungry.
07:53We feed.
07:54We feed.
07:56Fooool!
08:03Nice puppy!
08:06Oh, no!
08:08Owl makes the dinosaurs a puppy!
08:14My puppy!
08:16Oh, no!
08:17He's trying to bring him home!
08:19Animal, wait!
08:20Stop!
08:21Don't do that, Animal!
08:23Animal, stop!
08:25Animal, where's the dinosaur?
08:28Puppy!
08:30Oh, no!
08:32He's too big to be in the nursery.
08:34Yeah, Maddie will be mad if she finds him here.
08:37I know.
08:38We can hide him in the closet.
08:40Good idea!
08:42Oh, wow!
08:45Oh, no!
08:48Bye-bye!
08:50Oh, no!
08:51He's running loose in the city!
08:56Look for your eyes!
09:03What on earth is all that racket?
09:10We were just being a dinosaur wrecking the city, Nanny.
09:14Well, see if you can do it without making quite so much noise, okay?
09:18Okay, Nanny!
09:20Nanny!
09:21It's gotta be in here somewhere!
09:23Don't hog the book, Gonzo!
09:25Yeah!
09:26Run off!
09:26Look at it!
09:27Look!
09:28That's Sir Isaac Newton!
09:30He discovered the laws of gravity!
09:32Oh!
09:33I know how he did that!
09:35He was sitting under a tomato tree one day, trying to discover the laws of comedy!
09:41Hmm!
09:41Let's see!
09:42A good joke has to have a chicken in it!
09:45Oh, I've got one!
09:46Why don't chickens lay grapefruits?
09:49Because who'd want to eat a grapefruit omelet?
09:51Waka-waka-waka!
09:57Hey, I've just discovered the law of gravity!
10:02What goes up must come down!
10:06Wow!
10:09I think I just discovered the law of comedy, too!
10:12If you don't have a good joke, all you need is a ripe tomato!
10:18This part of history is boring!
10:21Turn the page, animal!
10:23We turn!
10:24We turn!
10:30I think we went too far!
10:33Move this!
10:38Hey, look at this!
10:39It's Columbus, discovering America!
10:51Hey, Columbus Columbus!
10:53How much farther to the New World?
10:56Not too far, Skeeter!
10:58I, uh, I think it's on the next page!
11:01Gonzo, what are you doing?
11:03I'm getting ready to fly into space!
11:06But this is 1492!
11:09No one's gonna go into space for almost 500 years, Gonzo!
11:13Ha!
11:13That's what you think!
11:15We're going into space just as soon as we reach the end of the page!
11:19Oh, no!
11:21Oh, no!
11:23Hey, hey, hey!
11:24Hey, hey, hey!
11:26Oh, no!
11:28Oh, no!
11:30Animal!
11:31Turn the page!
11:32Me turn!
11:33Me turn!
11:37Whoa!
11:39That was close!
11:41What part of history are we in now?
11:43I think it's the part without any pictures!
11:46If you like good pictures, you'll love my favorite part of history!
11:51I bet it's on the next page!
11:57Close, but no cigar!
12:00Come on, Gonzo!
12:02Let us look!
12:03Wow!
12:04The American Revolution!
12:06That's my favorite part of history!
12:08Hold this, Fuzzy!
12:19Come on, you guys!
12:20We've got to free the country!
12:24What is this supposed to be, Kermit?
12:27Looks like another boat!
12:29You've got it!
12:35Where are we going, Kermit Washington?
12:38Hmm...
12:39I don't know, Fuzzy.
12:40The painting ends here.
12:43I don't know.
12:44Turn the page!
12:45Turn the page!
12:47Oh, yeah, we, we, we, we!
12:52Turn the page!
12:53Turn the page!
12:54Turn the page!
12:54Hey!
12:55Look at that!
12:57Parade!
12:57Parade!
12:58Parade!
12:58It's the spirit of 76!
13:05Yay!
13:07We're a Yankee Doodle Rock and Rocky Ducky history!
13:13Three, three, four!
13:14It's 1776!
13:17Another Revolution!
13:18What the demon took like this?
13:20That drummer put his mustache down and picked up his sticks!
13:23But every dude is quiet!
13:24Rocky Rocky Rocky!
13:26Yeah!
13:26Thank you, Yankee Doodle!
13:27Rock, rock, rock, rock-a-doodle!
13:29Doodle Yankee Doodle!
13:30Rock, rock, rock, rock-a-doodle!
13:32Doodle Rock and Doodle!
13:34We're really rockin' history tonight!
13:38Yay!
13:39The Constitution said that we can all wear short sleeves!
13:41What?
13:42The right to bear arms!
13:43I'm sick of slated, minor, fine, insane as we leave!
13:46And Nanny's free to wear striped socks whenever she wants!
13:49But most of all excuses are the freedom to wear!
13:52We're gonna be Yankee Doodle!
13:54Rock, rock, rock, rock-a-doodle!
13:56We're gonna be Yankee Doodle!
13:57Rock, rock, rock, rock-a-doodle!
13:59Doodle Rock and Doodle!
14:00Doodle Rock and Doodle!
14:00We're really rockin' history tonight!
14:03Yay!
14:07To a Yankee Doodle!
14:19We're really rockin' history tonight!
14:23We're gonna be Yankee Doodle!
14:25Well, we're gonna be Yankee Doodle!
14:27Rock, rock, rock, rock-a-doodle!
14:28Rock, rock, rock and doodle!
14:30Do-do-do-do-do, we're really rockin' history!
14:33Do-do-do-do, we're really rockin' history!
14:36Do-do-do-do, we're really rockin' history!
14:39Do-do-do-do, we're really rockin' history!
14:39Do-do-do-do, we're really rockin' history!
14:40Do-do-do, cha-cha-cha!
14:42Yeah!
14:44Hey, I found it!
14:45My favorite time in history!
14:48What time is that, Gonzo?
14:49The Wild West?
14:51I'll bet it's ancient Rome!
14:53No, it's the Civil War!
14:56You're way off!
14:57See? This is my favorite time in history!
15:02Uh, Gonzo, that isn't history, it's science fiction!
15:06Uh-uh! Not to us weirdos, it isn't!
15:10Ha-ha! The mysterious Planet X!
15:14Get ahead, space cadets!
15:16Hm! If you ask me, it looks more like a catamount with a bandage on it!
15:22Well, it may not look like much from here, Cadet Piggy,
15:25but Planet X is one of the wildest, weirdest worlds in the galaxy!
15:32Well, I hope it's one of the softest, too, Gonzo,
15:34cause we're gonna crash into it!
15:37Huh? Oh, boy!
15:38Yeah!
15:41I like slamming, Gonzo!
15:43Thank you!
15:45Gee! Our rocket's red!
15:48Now how do we get home, Captain Gonzo?
15:51Get home? We just got here!
15:54Hey, look! The hidden entrance to the secret underground city of Planet X!
15:59Come on, you'll love this place!
16:02Wait a minute, Gonzo!
16:04We don't want to go sightseeing!
16:09The alarm! Activate the viewing screen!
16:17But, Gonzo, we've gotta get our rocket fixed!
16:20No problem!
16:21I don't believe it, Muffet Piggy!
16:24Hey, guys! Maybe we can find a new rocket!
16:29And maybe we can find Gonzo a new brain!
16:34Our next stop, the action-packed underground city of Planet X!
16:39Right this way, please!
16:46Well, we got the fast part right!
16:48Yeah! Now, where's the action?
17:04Gonzo!
17:05I've had enough of your stupid imagination!
17:09Mua is taking over as captain!
17:12Any objections?
17:14Nope, that's fine!
17:16Good! Then let's move out, space cadets!
17:19Let's go find that new rocket ship!
17:21Yeah, let's go!
17:23Maybe we can figure out how to get home, too!
17:27Wait a minute!
17:28We don't need a new rocket!
17:30We can get the old one fixed!
17:32I'll find a repair shop!
17:35Let's see now!
17:37Hey, Piggy!
17:38Without Gonzo, how are we gonna find a new rocket?
17:40After all, this is his fantasy!
17:43Simple, silly!
17:45Well, ask someone!
17:46Oh, yeah? Who?
17:48Um...
17:49Well, um...
17:51Him!
17:52Well, look!
17:54He's carrying a little rocket!
17:56Um...
17:56Excuse me, sir!
17:58Do you know where we can find a new rocket?
18:00Robot, lead them to me!
18:03Follow me!
18:07Okay!
18:10Oh, boy!
18:12I just gotta find a rocket repair shop, or we'll never get off Planet X!
18:17Huh?
18:18Oh, boy!
18:20I knew I'd find you guys!
18:22Who do I talk to about fixing a busted rocket?
18:26Over there!
18:27Thanks!
18:29Hey!
18:30Nice work, fellas!
18:33Say, uh...
18:34Can you guys fix my busted rocket?
18:37No, but we can make you a new one!
18:40You can?
18:41Oh!
18:42Well, then I want a big one, you know?
18:45With...
18:45With big fins, and a steering wheel, and bucket seats, and...
18:50Oh!
18:51We'll get right on!
18:52Wait over there, sonny!
18:53Thanks!
18:55Hey, Malvin!
18:56You know what a fin is?
18:57No, but I don't know what a bucket seats is, either!
19:00I can hear it!
19:06This sure doesn't look like a rocket store to me!
19:10Well, um...
19:11Maybe they keep the rockets out back!
19:13Hey!
19:14He looks like a salesman!
19:15Her Imperial Majesty...
19:18Queen Teacup!
19:23The Queen?
19:25Boy, I bet she's gonna buy an expensive bracket!
19:29You are trespassers in the secret underground city of Planet X.
19:35And as such, you must be punished!
19:38But we didn't do anything!
19:40Uh, excuse me, your queenliness, but, um...
19:43We didn't mean to come here!
19:45See, actually, Miss Queen Lady, we came here to, uh...
19:48To make you laugh!
19:50Oh, boy!
19:51With one of my great jokes!
19:53Oh, no!
19:54You really love this one, your royal swankiness!
19:57It's a real Lulu!
19:59Ahem!
20:00Ah, okay!
20:00Here goes!
20:01When is a queen not a queen?
20:04Give up?
20:05When she's a ruler!
20:07Get it?
20:08Queen?
20:09Ruler?
20:10Pretty funny, huh?
20:11Green!
20:13Charlotte!
20:14Uh-oh!
20:15Perhaps ten lashes of the Scrabula from the gentle lord Argo will improve the fuzzy one's sense of humor!
20:25No!
20:26Not the Scrabula!
20:28Anything but the Scrabula!
20:30Not that!
20:31Uh, wait a minute!
20:33What is a Scrabula, anyway?
20:35Wait!
20:35Wait a minute, Queenie!
20:37If...
20:37If you do that to Fozzy, then...
20:40Then...
20:40You have to do that to all of us!
20:43I beg your pardon!
20:44Speak for yourself, Kermit!
20:47Very well, then.
20:48Have it your way.
20:49Lord Argo locks them up in our...
20:53Deepest...
20:53Darkest dungeon...
20:55While we decide their fate!
20:56Ah!
20:57That sounds horrible!
20:59Just get them out of my sight!
21:02But...
21:03But your queenliness!
21:05Oh!
21:06Whatever will we do, Queenie?
21:08Don't look at me, Piggy!
21:10You took over as our captain, remember?
21:14What?
21:15Ha-ha!
21:16Hey!
21:17It's Gonzo!
21:18Hooray!
21:18Hooray!
21:20What's he driving?
21:22Captain Gonzo to the rescue!
21:25Hop in, guys!
21:26Hooray!
21:27Hooray!
21:27Let's go!
21:28We're straight!
21:31Frankie...
21:31Come on, guys!
21:32Let's go!
21:33Move it!
21:34Move it!
21:34What's the meaning of this?
21:36God!
21:37Quickly!
21:38Stop them, you fools!
21:39Don't let them get away!
21:41After them!
21:43Pretty cool rocket, huh?
21:46This isn't a rocket!
21:48It's just a crappy old car!
21:50How are we going to fly home in a car, Gonzo?
21:53Relax!
21:54I'll think of something!
21:56I'm the captain, remember?
21:58You?
21:59Don't be ridiculous!
22:01I'm the captain and I should be driving!
22:04Give me that wheel!
22:05Hey!
22:05Wait!
22:06Piggy!
22:07Watch out!
22:08Get out!
22:09Gonzo!
22:10Move over!
22:11No way!
22:19Now do you believe us, Gonzo?
22:21We told you science fiction is nothing but make-believe!
22:26It's not real history!
22:28Oh, yeah?
22:29Who says?
22:30Science fiction is very real to us weirdos!
22:40Right, guys?
22:41Right!
22:45See?
22:49Huh?
22:51Wow!
22:53Uh, did you see what I saw?
22:57I know!
23:09Hey, Vern!
23:10The most fun you can ever have-
23:36I hope Nanny is having as nice a vacation as we are! Right, Aunt Fanny?
23:41Right, Piggy!
23:42Um...
23:43Have anyone seen Animal lately?
23:47Oh, bye-bye!
23:49Huh?
23:50Yeah!
23:52Yeah!
23:53Yeah!
23:54Yeah!
23:54Yeah!
23:54Yeah!
23:54Are you a woman?
23:55Yeah!
23:55I can't just...
23:55Do it!
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