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00:11Tama Municipal Hono Academy
00:13A tranquil place of education, full of happy and healthy students.
00:19That is, until an enchanting and bewitching devil descended upon its unsuspecting halls.
00:30Pardon my intrusion. I'm Yoji Kyogi from Class 1-2.
00:38Huh? Wait, how did I get here? What?
00:48Thanks for coming, Kyogi. I've been waiting.
00:57As for how you got here, it's because I was beckoning your delicious soul.
01:03My soul?
01:05Uh-huh. I'm going to devour you, handsome boy. Sorry.
01:11Devour me? But why?
01:30Because I am the daughter of Beelzebub, the great archdevil of gluttony.
01:35Conan the Gourmet.
01:38Now, be a good boy and give me a taste.
01:42It's what you mortals are made for.
01:44Got it?
01:47FAKE CHECK!
01:48SEGUSSE NANTE NO NO NO!
01:50KAGAMI-YO KAGAMI-NARI-TI-WATASHI-NI-FENSHIN!
01:53ABOITE-YO SHODAI!
01:54TORIKO-NI-NA-RE!
01:59OIDEMASA SHODAI!
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02:51Oh
02:57Oh
03:35Daddy, I would like to make a request
03:37Oh, my adorable little Kana
03:40You know you can always ask me for anything
03:43Come enjoy a meal with me
03:46Apologies, Daddy
03:47But I'm not all that hungry right now
03:50To be honest
03:51Nothing that I eat down here tastes good to me anymore
03:54Oh, no
03:55You must eat in order to become strong like your papa
03:58I'd like to leave
04:00And go somewhere that offers more enticing cuisine
04:03And what cuisine would that be?
04:07Well, human souls, obviously
04:08I wish to personally cultivate sweet young souls
04:12Only the tender ones on the verge of maturation will suffice
04:15You're a chip off the gluttonous block
04:18I made the same trip eons ago
04:20Though it led to a nasty conflict with the angels
04:22Oh, don't worry
04:24It'll be okay
04:25How could I turn down a request for my precious baby?
04:29Thank you, Daddy
04:31I guess I'll take my leave then
04:34Hold on one moment, dear
04:38Kana, have you dined with anyone as of late?
04:43Come now, Daddy
04:44You know dining is best enjoyed solo
04:47I'm not a fan of all that extra noise
04:50Is that so?
04:52I sincerely hope you find what you most desire, dearest one
05:01And now I've made my glorious entrance into the human world
05:06Captivatingly beautiful
05:08Unrivaled intelligence
05:09And athletically gifted
05:12I effortlessly became Little Miss Perfect
05:15And gained the trust of both students and teachers alike
05:21I've played the part of the model students so flawlessly that I am now head of the disciplinary committee
05:27This academy will henceforth be my personal ranch and those mortals my livestock
05:33Hurry up and growl my piggies
05:35So I can feast on all your tasty souls
05:44Nah, the only chicks worth dating are Yara
05:46I like them plump
05:47Big titties are my thing
05:48You got a point there, my guy
05:51Flames below, I'm starving
05:53I wanted them to simmer a bit more before I devoured them, but
05:57I suppose I can eat one al dente
06:07That's it!
06:08Get a load of that brilliant color
06:09Just burning with vitality
06:12Now that's a soul worthy of my palate
06:19Huh?
06:21Human
06:22Yes, you there
06:24Huh?
06:25What?
06:26Come to me
06:27Follow my voice
06:39Devour me
06:40But why?
06:42Cause I want to
06:44I'll start by peeling back the skin
06:46You'll peel back
06:47The skin?
06:49Then I'll stroke it
06:50Ensuring that it's delectably firm and juicy
06:53You're gonna
06:54Make it firm and juicy?
06:56And then I'll slurp it up wriggling and raw
06:59Raw dogging!
07:00You should consider it an honor to be swallowed by someone of my station
07:04Now prepare yourself, you lowly mortal
07:09Thank you very much, m'lady!
07:12Huh?
07:13You're honored for real?
07:16Absolutely!
07:17Nothing would make me happier!
07:18Okay?
07:20I guess that's an admirable outlook
07:21Look, I honestly thought you'd be trembling in fear
07:23Why would I?
07:24Senpai, all I've ever dreamed of is to be devoured by a devilish baddie!
07:29Huh?
07:30And to top it off
07:31Too dressed up for cosplay sex!
07:34That devil costume is so frickin' hot!
07:37What kind of weirdo hears the word devoured and thinks it's a sex thing?
07:42I underestimated him
07:43I forgot that teenage males only think about copulation
07:47Oh, so now my food thinks it gets to dance the devil's tango with me?
07:51Ha!
07:51You really are foolish for livestock
07:54Pathetic as he may be, this is my perfect chance
07:57All I have to do is snatch up his soul while we're getting down to business
08:01However, there's a neat little problem with that
08:06This devilish baddie is still a friend again!
08:08If you're still down, let's do it!
08:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!
08:12Slow down a bit, will ya?
08:13What's the matter?
08:15Well, isn't this something that people only do when their head over heels in love with each other?
08:19No problem there
08:19I'm already madly in love with you
08:21Oh yeah, I fell for you the moment I saw you, Senpai
08:24Oh crap, this guy's libido is relentless
08:26Senpai, you called me because you're in love with me too, right?
08:29Huh?
08:31In love?
08:33Now that I think about it, I've never fallen in love with anyone before.
08:38I've been alive for several thousand years, but I haven't even held someone's hand.
08:43Getting a good look at him now, he cuts a gorgeous figure.
08:48This guy might just be my type!
08:51I love you! I love you! I love you!
08:53Can you calm down? Give me a minute to beat this through!
08:56Are you cool with this, Kanan Zebul?
08:58You're the daughter of the Archdevil Beelzebub!
09:00There's no way it's appropriate for your first love to be a lowly mortal!
09:05That was my bad. I really put you on the spot with all that.
09:09Huh?
09:10I promise, I would never do anything to hurt you, Senpai.
09:14What? Well, I... maybe...
09:17If we aren't going all the way, how about third base?
09:19As if, you lowlife!
09:21Second base, then!
09:22Ew! No, you pervert!
09:24Okay, if that's too much, what do you say we start out by dating, then?
09:28Take it slow.
09:30Huh? You... want a date?
09:41I... I think I could do that.
09:43Oh, hell yeah!
09:45Thank you, princess!
09:46Uh, you're welcome.
09:48So, uh...
09:54What kind of insane contract did I just get myself into with that mortal boy?
09:58Curse you to the fires, you lowlife human!
10:08So, is there any chance you're free this weekend?
10:11I would really appreciate your help cleaning up the shrine.
10:14No, I've got a feeling I'll be pretty swamped this coming weekend.
10:18I'm sorry, Masuro.
10:19I keep telling you not to call me by my last name!
10:22Call me Nautico!
10:24Whoops, my bad. You know what they say. Old habits die hard.
10:28Fine, you're forgiven or whatever.
10:29I guess I was just a little bit shocked since you ordinarily have zero plans.
10:33Oh, that's right. I got a girlfriend.
10:35Oh, a girlfriend. I getcha. That explains a lot.
10:39Wait! What the hell do you mean you got a girlfriend?
10:41Yeah? She's a year older than I am.
10:44An older woman?
10:45I was under the impression that you were a quiet nobody, but you've got more game than I thought.
10:49So, Spill, what do you two call each other when you're hanging out?
10:53What do you mean?
10:54If you two are super in love, then you must have pet names, don't you?
10:58You've got to be on a first name basis, at least.
11:01First name?
11:05Foolish mortals. They have no idea I'm fattening them up for the slaughter.
11:09Over and over, they prove themselves to be nothing more than my livestock.
11:13Senpai!
11:14What are you doing? Quit popping up out of nowhere!
11:18Senpai, I request that you call me by my first name.
11:21Huh? Your first name?
11:23We're dating, but we use last names in Senpai. That won't cut it anymore.
11:27I want to prove that we're intimate and use each other's first names.
11:30What? Intimacy?
11:32For a lonely human, he certainly is greedy.
11:36Oh, hang on.
11:37Ooh, you want me to call you by your first name?
11:40You think I'd do that for you.
11:42This is the perfect opportunity to show this piglet who's boss.
11:46Time to go in for the kill.
11:48He's gonna vibrate out of his skin!
11:50I have to admit, it is kinda cute seeing him so ravenous just to hear his name.
11:55Bow down and listen up, boy.
11:58Yo...
11:59Yo...
12:00Yo...
12:00Yo-yo...
12:01Yo...
12:02Yee-ha...
12:03Senpai?
12:04Ah!
12:05Impossible!
12:06I can't possibly be embarrassed to call Kyogukun by his first name!
12:09No, no, no, no, no, I can do this!
12:11It's just a simple name!
12:13Say it, girl!
12:13Come on!
12:14Yoji!
12:15Yoji!
12:15Yoji!
12:15Yoji!
12:16Yoji!
12:16Yoji!
12:16Yoji!
12:17Yoji!
12:18Yoji!
12:19Yoji!
12:19Yoji!
12:19Yo...
12:20Yo...
12:21You...
12:21Senpai, are you embarrassed to call me by my first name?
12:25RAAAGH!!!
12:25W-w-w-what a foolish thing to say, of course I'm not!
12:28Gotcha.
12:29Sorry for suggesting it.
12:30If you want us to use our first name so badly, then why don't you try calling me by mine
12:34first?
12:34Come on.
12:38Wow...
12:39Wow...
12:39Dopamine is a hell of a drug.
12:41I never knew I could experience such bliss...
12:44What kind of game is he playing, huh?
12:46Trying to get off on hearing me say his name?
12:48But I'm still the animal!
12:50Now, it's your turn to call me by my name, Kanan.
12:54Hey, Kanan.
12:56Please say it.
12:58Kanan.
12:59Kanan.
13:00Kanan.
13:02Kanan.
13:04You can't say it so close to my ear.
13:07The happy chemicals are my brain abusing.
13:09If this keeps up, I'm going to be seduced by my own livestock.
13:15Kanan.
13:15At least be more polite.
13:17Thank you for this gift.
13:19You're going way too far.
13:21I'm out of here.
13:26See you tomorrow, Yoji-kun.
13:33You rule the day, you little immortal scum!
13:36Kanan-senpai!
13:42I can still feel his hot breath in my ear.
13:45What is wrong with me?
13:46When I'm with Kyogi-kun, I can't control myself.
13:51Why not?
13:52It'll be fun.
13:53Well...
13:54Step away from each other, you two.
13:56Illicit sexual conduct is prohibited.
13:59It's the disciplinary head!
14:00Let's go!
14:02My goodness, these human animals are all ruled by their base desire for fornication.
14:07They scarcely think about anything but sex 24-7.
14:10This place is like a zoo in mating season.
14:12But not to worry, my little piglets.
14:14I'll keep all your leashes tucked to keep your souls pure and mouth wateringly juicy.
14:19It's an awesome sight.
14:21Don't you agree?
14:23He's so close!
14:24When the hell did he get here?
14:26Well, no matter.
14:27This time I'll show him who's really in charge of this thing.
14:30Prepare yourself, Kyogi-kun.
14:33So, what brings you here?
14:35Why'd you move so far away from me?
14:37And I'm here because you and I are lovers now.
14:39So I want to spend as much time with you as possible.
14:42Did you say lovers?
14:44I actually had a question, Senpai.
14:47If we're going to make our first time memorable, where do you think we should go?
14:53I mean, you want it to be somewhere unforgettable, right?
14:56This dude seriously came to ask when we're going to have sex for the first time?
15:00You filthy whore dog scum!
15:02Have you no decorum?
15:03At least take a devil out to dinner first!
15:05Hell, put a ring on it before you start spouting such nonsense!
15:09You truly are a romantic, aren't you?
15:11So, wherever did you have in mind?
15:14You're asking me?
15:15Well, huh.
15:17I think the park is nice.
15:19Outside?
15:21Well, fascinating.
15:22You're quite the outdoorsman, aren't you?
15:24I think the park on the way to school is best.
15:27That way, I can relive the memory whenever I pass by.
15:29You're an exhibitionist, pervert!
15:31Absolutely not!
15:32It would be so embarrassing if someone saw!
15:34I'm sorry about that, Senpai.
15:36I should have considered that.
15:38What about the movie theater?
15:39Try to avoid public spaces, you dunderhead!
15:41What do you say we go on a trip together?
15:43A trip?
15:44Where would you want to go?
15:46Well, a hot spring, obviously.
15:48Can't wait to get me in the back!
15:49Huh?
15:49You were set to look for free!
15:51You dummy, dummy, dummy!
15:53The most memorable place would be in the privacy of a bedroom!
15:57What in the hell am I seeing?
16:00Our first time should be in my bedroom.
16:02Got it.
16:02No, no, no!
16:04Senpai, the chance to fulfill your dreams makes me happy.
16:07I'm like, so happy I can barely contain it.
16:10Whoa there, calm down now!
16:11Don't do anything crazy!
16:13Now, let's make this unforgettable.
16:16Magical.
16:17Our first date.
16:22Oh, right at first date.
16:23Obviously, I knew what you meant.
16:25Not misunderstanding, so you're no siree!
16:27Listen here, you.
16:28I will only accompany you to your bedroom if your parents are home.
16:30You understand me?
16:31You, you, you, you, you lonely mortal!
16:34Stop!
16:35Senpai!
16:42Yes, my flock.
16:43Hurry on home and dream of the day you'll find sweet release when you're eaten by my adorable self.
16:48Senpai, we should walk home together.
16:51Explain why I should walk home with the likes of you, you mortal scum!
16:54That's easy.
16:55Because I'm your boyfriend, obviously.
16:58You are my...
16:59My boyfriend?
17:01Behave yourself, my heart.
17:02Don't you dare skip a beat.
17:03We can't get worked up over our next meal.
17:05This mortal's shamelessness is truly unforgivable!
17:08That's fine, then.
17:10Ooh.
17:11So the vermin wants to walk together.
17:14What'll I do with you?
17:17This time for sure.
17:18I'll put the lowly mortal in his place.
17:21Cool.
17:22Let's head home?
17:23Yes!
17:23Time for us to go.
17:25Now come along.
17:31What's wrong?
17:32Walking side by side should be easy.
17:35But it's making my heart come like crazy.
17:37How come you won't walk beside me?
17:40When you're an important royal like I am, you could be assassinated at any time!
17:44So I'm using your large statue as a meat shield!
17:46Oh!
17:47So you're wanting me to protect you?
17:48If that's the case, we should walk even closer!
17:51This is way too close!
17:52It's dangerous to walk too far apart.
17:55Here, Senpai.
17:56My hand!
18:03I can't do that!
18:05If we hold hands, I might get pregnant!
18:07To have such an intricate scheme to violate my safety!
18:10This man's a devil!
18:11But if I tell him that I can't do it, he'll realize I'm hesitating!
18:14Devils aren't supposed to show fear!
18:16What do I do?
18:18What do I do?
18:23Senpai.
18:25What's up with them?
18:27Something wrong?
18:28Can't talk to me without a good reason?
18:30Is he in trouble?
18:32Sshh!
18:36Happy?
18:36Our hands are joined together just as you wanted them to be!
18:39So, how does it make you feel?
18:42I've achieved true nirvana.
18:44What?
18:45You're crazy!
18:45You went straight to bondage just to keep me near you.
18:48You're desperate to control me mentally and physically.
18:51Your deepest desires are calling to me!
18:54And your love!
18:55I can feel it!
18:57Your way of space!
18:58That wasn't what I...
19:00I...
19:01You'll pay for this, you lowly mortal scat!
19:05Senpai!
19:12He's really pissing me off now!
19:14That damn Kyogikun keeps throwing me off my game!
19:17I didn't come to the human realm to play house with some lowly mortal!
19:21Senpai!
19:22It's like I can still hear him provoking me!
19:25Senpai!
19:27Jeez, what in the world is wrong with me?
19:29What the hell are you doing?
19:31Oh, hey there, Senpai!
19:33What happened?
19:34How'd you get so banged up?
19:35Well, our hands are still joined and you never let go of me.
19:39What?
19:40Hey, would you quit acting as if I'm some clingy freak of a girlfriend?
19:44Senpai, I...
19:44I've never been dragged on a walk like that before.
19:48Dang, dude.
19:49You're glass half full kind of guy, huh?
19:51It awoken me the thrills of being my lover's pet.
19:53Don't turn my mistake into some freaky pet play!
19:57Ugh, here I go again, letting this oaf rile me up!
20:02Um...
20:02Seeing as we found ourselves in the park already, there's something I'd like to do with you, Senpai.
20:09Does he want to do both more as on a lasso?
20:19What is this?
20:20It's a croquette from the butcher shop.
20:22I'm aware of what a croquette is.
20:25Gotcha.
20:25Well, I've always dreamed of eating snacks with a girlfriend in the park.
20:30Oh, so that's what you were talking about.
20:32Huh?
20:33Did you have something else in mind?
20:34No, not on your leg, you degenerate!
20:36Did they not give you sauce?
20:38No, wait!
20:39You should try it plain first.
20:41I promise it's good.
20:42But wouldn't some sauce improve the flavor?
20:45Senpai, are you being for real?
20:48That's crazy rude to the croquette.
20:50You've gone too far.
20:51I just like a little more flavor!
20:53And how are you to say somebody's out of line?
20:55Listen closely.
20:57The croquettes that this shop makes are so peak
20:59that I disassembled them piece by piece to analyze the ingredients,
21:02and I've figured out the secret to their yumminess.
21:05It's the ratio of meat and potatoes combined with the oval shape
21:08that unlocks the secret of its flavor!
21:1011.618.
21:11Do you know that number?
21:12I have never heard this guy yap this much before.
21:15Because they were crafted according to the golden ratio!
21:18Behold!
21:19The crispy golden breading!
21:21Yes!
21:22The nectar of the gods!
21:23The golden croquettes of deliciousness!
21:30What's up?
21:31I was under the impression you were nothing but a pervert.
21:33I never could have guessed a croquette would get you so fired up.
21:36Turns out, you've got a cute side to you too.
21:39Pervert?
21:40Anyway, I guess I should give this a try.
21:43Oh, yeah.
21:44Please!
21:44Hope you like it.
21:46I suppose a little noise while I eat is alright.
21:49Every once in a while.
21:50How?
21:55This...
21:56This is amazing!
21:57I swore nothing could satisfy my palate anymore!
22:00Dang.
22:01They knocked it out of the park with these today.
22:05I get it.
22:06It's probably because I'm eating them with you, Senpai.
22:11Eating with someone makes food taste better?
22:16Ow!
22:21Why are you staring at me like that?
22:23Oh, uh...
22:24I was just thinking that...
22:27You look cute when you eat.
22:31You...
22:32You really mortal scum.
22:35You're looking for a full time!
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