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00:16Let's see, there was a monk who once said,
00:19This world's full of suffering and heaven is the afterlife.
00:23Rely on Buddha and invoke him.
00:26The ticket to heaven is here.
00:29And to those who came to me with that very ticket,
00:33I said to them,
00:34Paradise? That's the world where you've been until now.
00:39Oh, you suffered.
00:40Well, of course, all you ever did was invoke Buddha.
00:44Quit it! Just give up already!
00:48Rather than being convinced by the imagination of monks,
00:51wouldn't it be better to chase your own dreams?
00:54Because here, at most, you'll just get chased by us angels,
00:57the Promised Land is far beyond your reach.
01:00Hey, old man!
01:01Will you just stop already and pass on?
01:04Quit being stubborn and hanging on to the past!
01:07You know, stubborn men aren't popular with girls in the afterlife!
01:10Shut your face, you delinquid angel!
01:13With my stubbornness and what my wife has,
01:15so don't underestimate me!
01:17Neither the living nor the dead should dwell on the past.
01:20It just gets you stuck.
01:23Too many people are stuck in this boring world because of that.
01:27And we're the cleaners.
01:28It's our job to get them out of it.
01:30Damn it!
01:32I'm Tetsu Otamba from the Dandelion Squad,
01:3521st unit of the Japanese Angel Federation's escort department.
01:39Hey, Tetsu.
01:40You really should pedal faster.
01:42We keep going at this speed and he's going to outrun us.
01:45This is Misaki Kurogane, leader of the Dandelion Squad.
01:48She looks like a brat, but she's a formidable warrior
01:51and strong enough to defeat the ghost of Japan's greatest swordsman.
01:54Says the one stuffing her face with a red bean bun!
01:57What the hell are you tagging along for?
02:01I want to feel the wind in my hair.
02:03Then join a biker gang!
02:06Dandelion Squad.
02:07Damn it, a bike is no match for the willpower of souls!
02:10This is exactly why I've been trying to request a car!
02:13We don't need a car.
02:14Besides, we're angels.
02:16We have wings.
02:17And an angel's wings are tenacious.
02:20Who the hell?
02:21You think you're a baseball coach?
02:22You're giving me little league quotes while we're playing the World Series!
02:27Tetsu, let me pedal.
02:28This little league wants to show you her wings.
02:30Yeah, right.
02:31You've got bean sprouts for legs.
02:32And anyway, that position will be totally admonish and...
02:37What the hell?
02:38How do your muscles even work?
02:40It doesn't matter.
02:41Just watch the road.
02:58H4410.
03:01Harukichi Nakayama, 76 years old.
03:04Looks like he slipped in the bathroom a month ago.
03:06Hit his head pretty hard and died.
03:08Yep, the face matches.
03:10No doubt about it.
03:12It's him, all right?
03:13Right then.
03:15Man, you gave us a lot of trouble.
03:19Well, brace yourself.
03:21I'll send you to the other side.
03:22Come on, wait a second.
03:24Won't you hear me out at least?
03:26I've got a lot going on right now.
03:28Hey, it's okay to have a lot going on.
03:30Because when I shoot you between the eyes with this Tomakin Soulbuster gun,
03:34it doesn't matter what you're carrying.
03:36You'll reach the afterlife with all your baggage.
03:39So, you can keep it with you forever.
03:40What's that supposed to mean?
03:43Are you kidding me?
03:44That's just sweeping the problems under the rug.
03:46That doesn't solve the core issue.
03:48Plus, I won't be able to die in peace.
03:49Talk to a priest if you have a confession.
03:51Angels ain't got time.
03:53We're too busy listening to the dead whine about their damn regrets.
03:56Please, just listen.
03:58Listen to me for one second.
04:00Please, just hear me out.
04:02It's not anything crazy.
04:03I swear, all I want to do is have the opportunity to say sorry to my wife.
04:08Hey, talking's over.
04:10Why the need to apologize?
04:12The hell?
04:14Ah, well, it's a bit embarrassing.
04:16Let me see now.
04:17How do I put this?
04:18The thing is, I had a big fight with her right before I died.
04:21And I walked away when things were still awkward between us.
04:25I know it's too late.
04:26But I still want to apologize for that somehow.
04:29And I know it's impossible to do that in this current form.
04:32Yep.
04:33There's no way that a spirit can ever make contact with the living.
04:37Pathetically sad.
04:38You stayed here over that?
04:40I bet the old hag's happy.
04:42What did you say?
04:43Sure.
04:44He is a man you should understand.
04:45That desire to spend your final moments with a partner who shared every joy and heartbreak with you for most
04:51of your life.
04:51Of course not.
04:52I'm single.
04:53And there must have been someone you wrote that much.
04:55Professional wrestler Antonio Inoki.
04:58By the way, if your wife was so dear to you, then what did you fight about?
05:06Well, you see, it's because I decided to eat her favorite pudding.
05:15She was looking forward to it.
05:18Bye-bye.
05:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, just wait.
05:21We're talking about pudding.
05:22Who could possibly resist?
05:24Especially when it's right in front of you.
05:25Don't you get it?
05:26You cold-hearted bastard.
05:27Most can resist.
05:28No, not many can resist.
05:32As a matter of fact, I'm one of them.
05:35I once stole my mom's plan, who then beat the crap out of me.
05:39So it's true.
05:40I'm a pudding fest.
05:45Okay.
05:47So what?
05:51What the hell?
05:53Are we seriously going to help this old guy resolve his regret just because you share a love for pudding?
05:59A pudding fest does not abandon her puddings, especially in his time of need.
06:03We're putting together an alliance.
06:05I think your brains are full of pudding.
06:08Ah, jeez.
06:09I swear it always ends up like this.
06:12Always taking on extra work that never pays off.
06:16First of all, she can't even see us, let alone talk to us.
06:19So what are you going to do about that?
06:21You have no way of contacting her.
06:25Pudding, sister, this might be impossible.
06:28Of course not.
06:29Everything's going to be fine, pudding bro.
06:31Oh, really?
06:32Great.
06:33Basically, all we need to do is get your wife's steak to match yours.
06:36Simple, really.
06:38Hang on.
06:38You can't mean...
06:40We're going to pull your wife's soul right out of her own body.
06:43But that's totally murdering her!
06:45Nah, it's simple astral projection.
06:47Hold on, you know that's illegal, right?
06:49It's fine.
06:50I'll put her back in her body once we're done.
06:52Ugh, that brat.
06:54I'm having nothing to do with it.
07:04Yeah.
07:24I'm having nothing to do with it.
07:25I'm having nothing to do with it.
07:25I'll do it.
07:25to her you have a very unique way of viewing this world why did someone else's soul just come out
07:31of my wife's body where the hell is his wife uh i don't know where the hell is his wife
07:47hey you're not too bad are you you remind me of my mom who i left here in this world
07:52but i don't know anything about this old lady i happened to find her body by pure chance a little
07:57while ago i'm a good-natured wandering spirit so i took it to keep it safe well i guess i'll
08:04be
08:05shoving off now good luck with her wandering spirits usually go after empty bodies so you
08:11should really protect her and that's rich coming from you hey captain this is becoming a real pain
08:19in the ass yeah it looks like your wife's soul was already absent by the time the pig in the
08:25sweater took over i'm guessing that she's wandering around somewhere unaware that she's out of her body
08:32really i don't know my wife isn't clever enough to do something like that your wife's not doing it
08:37this thing is all about you you know about curses don't you they're created by people's strong
08:44emotions a soul is just a pile of emotions so right now all you are is just a walking curse
08:52die die i'll kill you all
08:54even your love for someone can turn into a powerful weapon
08:58a weapon powerful enough to pull someone else's soul into our world
09:02that's all you are now
09:04there's no way i would have wanted to do such a thing
09:07you really wanted to see your wife correct even without evil intent you bring harm to those you
09:14love dead people are the true monsters around here because you foolishly clung on to the idea of
09:21correcting a life that was already over you'll eventually become a monster tetsu now is really
09:28not the time to be talking about this stuff we've got to hurry up and find his wife's soul
09:32otherwise her empty body will start to perish pudding bro can you pudding bro
09:41i was such an idiot i didn't realize what was precious to me until i lost everything
09:50and then when i finally realized it it was too late i'm sorry i love if i'd only realized things
09:59sooner
09:59i could have done so much more for you but now it's too late
10:07it's not too late because there's something you can do right now
10:11so stop whining and do it because the only time to take action is now and the only place to
10:16do it is
10:17here it's pointless trying to dwell on the past or depend on the future
10:23it's just a waste of time doing that will only make you miss the present there has to be something
10:29only you can do this is your last chance so don't blow it yeah yeah i get it
10:34all right just let go over here they can't rip it off
10:43yeah what do you want this is the violent squad you idiot oh tanpa it's you it's been a while
10:49you
10:49old dog tell me you're still being bossed around by that bratty girl i'll vent about her to you later
10:56but right now can you do me a favor you're so heavy
11:00looking for an old woman separated from her body i need more than that there are old women like that
11:06everywhere what's she look like like a bulldog on the verge of starvation huh the hell did you just
11:12say that she may look like a bulldog but on the inside she's a maltese you bastard
11:17a bulldog crossed with a maltese sorry but i'm afraid that doesn't work out although it's likely
11:23that an aggressive angel will take her out before confirming her identity thanks but i don't need
11:28a heads up i just need intel i have valuable intel you too i have that footage i've been looking
11:35for
11:35ricky dozon versus masoyama wrestling fighting karate i highly recommend it it really gets the
11:41adrenaline going that's not what i asked for but let me borrow it later okay petsuo is this about
11:48that 20 000 yen you still owe me what breaking up i can't here connection try again wait hold on
11:57i think i saw that bulldog woman wait really where is she it'll cost you 20 000
12:15oh come on lady why do you think hey boss i think you drink too much listen boys i don't
12:21know who
12:22sent you him back but whoever it was they got the wrong person why do you want to kill an
12:26old lady
12:26so so for how long hey you make it sound like we're the bad guys here we're not we're just
12:32angels
12:32who've been sent here to come and get you you know how it goes to guide you to the afterlife
12:37as if somebody
12:38like you is actually an angel were you fired it's more likely they've laid you off and you got crazy
12:43well what can we do i mean come on she's not even aware that she's died yet
12:49uh damn i can't see that aim right get it together me don't let the alcohol affect me too much
12:57stop right there if you lay a finger on my life i'll you know i'll do something
13:04don't you see really like what huh candlelight what what the world do you broke ass angels
13:10what if you're thinking about stealing our prey you can back off that's a violation of the
13:16underworld code article 42 you're the ones who are breaking the law you damn idiots did you check
13:20the register that woman you're chasing isn't dead yet you think i was bored yesterday fool i'm calling
13:26your bluff we're not stopping these cars in this car you absolute moron we're not stopping you're
13:31you're the idiot if you're driving you'll keep driving until you're not to put a gun on the horizon
13:35see ya idiot moron hey head up faster man your wife's gonna die
13:52what those tenacious bastards you stupid drunken angel are you trying to get me to kill you right now
13:59hey hey idiot i can't stop you right now captain old guy
14:06asshole you did this it's all your fault no it's not this is definitely all on you
14:12well it doesn't matter now just stop the car okay i'm serious come on i'm picking you just like go
14:18you bastard i told you i'm not stopping oh no i'm falling i'm falling i'm falling hey guys help me
14:23out here
14:24this is finally our chance we can take down catch to the mad dog
14:32captain but when did you
14:37hit the brakes
14:39what did you do please hit the brakes stop the car hit the brakes what's that
14:47well i don't know is this one the break
14:50no that's totally the opposite
14:57what you ran her over you actually ran her over what do you mean oopsie daisy that doesn't help
15:04just hold the wheel focus on the road
15:16what just happened how could that even happen i'm so confused
15:21who's those idiots oh no honey why did this happen to you stay with me honey
15:33who did such a terrible thing honey sweetheart yes yes wake up you old hag
15:42what is that you yes it's me my love just what exactly is going on around here
15:49are you here to guide me to the afterlife don't be ridiculous whatever happened today is fine
15:55you're fine a soul doesn't tie that easily you know you'll be back to normal once you're in your
16:00old body you fool oh i see you're still as noisy as ever huh you just can't stop yelling even
16:06when
16:06you're in my dreams this isn't a dream my love i was trying to apologize to you and became an
16:11earthbound spirit an earthbound spirit are you stupid or something oh call me stupid i was just
16:16trying to apologize to you and that in itself is stupid huh now you listen to me my life isn't
16:24so
16:24cheap that a few apologies will make up for it there are so many layers to life silly pleasantries won't
16:30work does it matter how our farewell turned out we spent 50 years of our lives together that will
16:38never change so we don't need to dress up that life together with cheap flowery words i really cherish
16:45our life together messy as it was but it was also so vibrant and wonderful at times you know people
16:52can't choose how they die but they can live however they want to that's the most important part
16:59even though you didn't die smiling when you were alive we had such a wonderful time together full of
17:04laughter what else could you possibly need why start whining about things now at the end shame on you
17:11it hurts me to see so just go already all right
17:18you're so sassy even at the very end of my life
17:29very well then i'm going but not because you told me to
17:36let me say one last thing and it may sound cheap or whatever and i may sound like a fool
17:42you old bag but for the 50 years we've spent together we had our ups and downs that's for sure
17:50but wow it was such a blast you old bag
18:13right back at you you damn geezer
18:25jeez this is ridiculous i never even carried my own mother on my back
18:28and you know what damn she stinks smells like horse shit you know it's the course of nature that
18:36people's breath gets smelly when they're older so don't make such a fuss otherwise you're just
18:41gonna wake her up hey are you aware that every hole in your face is leaking
18:45i can't believe you got emotional over such a boring and mundane farewell
18:50it makes no difference my tears will flow if they want to
18:55anyway my mom once said to me that tears are actually a woman's greatest weapon
18:59not only do they calm men down but they can win them over too
19:03that's quite a mom you know instead of weaponizing tears you could kill with a smile
19:09you know the world changes depending on what lens you see it through
19:14if you have the courage to laugh not only when things are fun but when they're tough you know really
19:18tough then nothing will ever scare you even hell itself would feel like heaven
19:24you know a man who's always so stone-faced is never really that convincing
19:28what was that before you continue your lecture about how i should smile more perhaps you should
19:32show me how it's done
19:38it's just like this you're such a creep your ugly heart is written all over your face
19:45you're not an angel you're much more like a devil
19:51what's so funny old lady she's right you are a creep
19:55damn it were you pretending to be asleep this whole time you stink
19:58poor shit woman
19:59poor shit at least compare me to something alive
20:02shut up you stink get off me
20:04good grief problem solved for now
20:17just what do you think you're doing i keep saying this we angels have quotas to make quotas do you
20:23know
20:23what they are wasting too much time and chasing down just one spirit is so
20:28super sour and it's also well soaked the longer that you soak it the more pickled the plum becomes
20:34please lend me thirty thousand sure but it'll be fifty percent interest
20:39everyone listen up
20:46wait for me
20:49well just what can i do
20:51all right it's time for the morning handover no sense of urgency at all
21:00wait aren't you who are you you're oozing unpleasant hormones from every inch of your body
21:07hey tetsuo this is mr yuichi kyoga son of the chairman of the archangel federation itself
21:15he's the son of the chairman he's the top of the top in the netherworld
21:20huh he ain't that much what's wrong with you you cannot hear what i just said chief of the send
21:26-off
21:26department i have one request don't call me the sun at work i'm yuichi kyoga counselor of the japanese
21:32angel federation nothing more nothing less that's too long why don't we call him mr long name instead
21:39with daigoro kyoga the chairman at its head the kyoga family now have full control over everything
21:45at the japanese archangel federation daigoro kyoga mister you should use mister when talking about your
21:54superiors huh tetsuo oh mr yuichi kyoga sir what brings you to our humble office today
22:05the board has expressed great concern regarding the send-off department's blatant and constant
22:11inefficiency huh a surfboard a different type of board it's a board of directors the highest decision
22:20making body in the japanese angel federation every important decision is made by them
22:29so far we've lost 10 20 30 40 years japanese society can't break free from this prolonged
22:37downturn that growing feeling of an unpromising future is beginning to wear down people's spirits
22:44suicides suicides murders and terrorism those who lose hope for the future give up on themselves and
22:54lash out at others and as a result of all this many people are losing their lives in the human
23:00world
23:07as we all know the souls of those who die with intense attachments and unfinished business
23:12become earthbound spirits if left unattended they can turn into vengeful spirits and harm humans
23:19and life on earth as we know it would end
23:24over the past 20 years the number of earthbound spirits have increased 50 fold or putting it bluntly
23:33japan is facing a rapidly rising earthbound society
23:37if each of you fail to comply to meet your required daily quota
23:41then the human world will very soon be flooded by earthbound spirits
23:59now from this point onward you all need to start taking your work seriously
24:04i guarantee they are a serious bunch all the angels here are professional
24:08what's more they always make sure to do their utmost to their utmost i doubt it somehow
24:17this is the performance chart from last quarter not one squad met the attainable quotas that were
24:22expected of them oh well that's because does this look like they're doing their utmost to you
24:29you don't know what this job's like shut your mouth
24:31why don't you shut your mouth additionally there's one squad amongst all of them that's had the most
24:38catastrophic performance of all that's the dandelion squad
24:47even today you only handled one spirit it seems that you wasted an entire day helping an old man
24:53fulfill his selfish whims wasted you say
24:59that's right who really cares about a spirit's feelings
25:03they all perish sooner or later anyway or is your flagrant irresponsibility somewhat of a tradition in
25:11the dandelion squad
25:18you think you can come in here talking trash you finger-stabbing the asshole
25:29tatsu hey this ain't good
25:48i'll get my work done after all it's my job but stay out of my way got it
25:59anyway as a reminder focus on your quota and make sure you work efficiently
26:05all payments from now on will be performance based
26:08let me make myself clear squads who perform poorly will not receive payment
26:18we'll never give in to such a ridiculous threat we're all in this together all right we all work
26:23as a team your plan to provoke us like that will never split us apart we're family right guys
26:31um guys now it's our time to unite and work together shut the hell up gotta work on meeting
26:37my quota you okay with being walked over hey if you can't beat them join i'm sorry
26:45damn it what the hell's wrong with you all i'm not gonna be bullied into changing my ways
26:50i'm gonna stay true to the spirits just like i always do
26:55good luck tetsu bye
26:59you're coming with me oh no
27:20you're coming with me tetsu
27:29hello ah big brother yeah don't worry everything is in place
27:35my place and now just as father ordered we can bring them all down
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