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1975 SITCOM "The Brandon family and The Three Great-Aunts From Glossop assemble for Auntie Edna's funeral; after 25 years of marriage, Annie wants Les to take her on a second honeymoon; Carter's girlfriend Pat decides it's time they got engaged." IMDB Starring Robin Bailey, Liz Smith, Ray Mort, Stephen Rea, Anita Carey
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00:00.
01:06Come on!
01:14Next thing I'll be wanting a brigade of gherkas on sentry duty.
01:23You've got a right lord there. Picked today. Fresh produce.
01:26What produce did he get off your allotment?
01:29Oh, not a bad crop today, Les.
01:32Blunt bulldog clip.
01:35Dead toad.
01:37What's that?
01:38I'm none too certain.
01:39It's either bridle off a very small donkey,
01:44else it's a jockstrap off a very big discus throw.
01:51It's more interesting than what you get.
01:53Vegetables, is it right? Boring a vegetable, Lemmy.
01:56You know me, Lemmy. I like being bored.
02:00It's meat and drink to me.
02:01It's why I get on so well with you.
02:03But the vegetables, they look so bloody smug about life.
02:08Give over.
02:09No, it's true, is that.
02:10There's no...
02:11Oh, it looks so smug and conceited.
02:13There's half a pound of parsnips.
02:15Give over, man. Give over.
02:18You're in a bad mood today. What's up?
02:21It's this second honeymoon.
02:23She's getting so enthusiastic about it.
02:25I can't stand enthusiasm.
02:28It's bad for the soul, is enthusiasm.
02:30It's almost as dangerous as optimism.
02:32True, Les. True.
02:34She's just getting like Hitler with his second honeymoon.
02:37Why?
02:38Well, he never learnt his lesson from the First World War.
02:40She never learnt hers from our first honeymoon.
02:42Yeah, well, you'll enjoy it.
02:45It'll bring roses back to your cheeks.
02:48Give over, man. Give over.
02:49You know, Les, I reckon all this consorting with Mother Nature
02:53is having a bad effect on you.
02:55How do you mean?
02:56Well, you spend so much time planting your vegetable seed
02:59you've no interest left in planting your own.
03:02I never heard of him thinking about the best of time.
03:04True.
03:05I always thought kissing were daft.
03:07True.
03:08And holding hands.
03:09True.
03:10I'd rather bath an airdale any day of the week.
03:17About time you're in.
03:19She's coming down the road now in Carter's car.
03:22Now, listen to me, Les.
03:23When you and Lil walk through that door,
03:25I want you to look sad, despondent and thoroughly miserable.
03:30I already am sad, despondent and thoroughly miserable.
03:33Why?
03:33At the thought of our Lil coming through that door.
03:36Oh, listen.
03:36What a thing to say about your own sister.
03:39There's her husband still laid warm in his grave
03:42at Barnsley next stop.
03:44Barnsley next stop?
03:46Where's Barnsley next stop?
03:47Where our Lil's husband has his final resting place.
03:51I never could remember name,
03:52but that's what God used to shout when we got off train.
03:55Barnsley next stop.
04:09Hello, Carter.
04:10Don't you look lovely in the morning?
04:13Yeah, there's some folks just born to it, aren't there?
04:17Hey, I'm gonna get out like that when you die, Les.
04:23I don't know about the veil, though.
04:26What would you like?
04:27Please yourself.
04:28I'll not be my did, will I?
04:29Well, you should be.
04:31I wouldn't be seen dead in a act like that
04:33if it weren't for you dying.
04:59Mr. Ruth, what's she brought with her?
05:01Just a few little personal effects, I suppose.
05:04Personal effects, it looks like she's been stocking up for a siege.
05:08She's not been raiding that furniture repository, has she?
05:11You do talk empty, Mort.
05:13And the both of you, get outside and help our Carter with the luggage.
05:17We can't have him ruptured just before his wedding.
05:20Poor Lil.
05:21She's had such a tragic life.
05:24I don't think she ever got over seeing Eddie Waring in the flesh.
05:33Hey, Lil.
05:34I'm sorry your bob snuffed it.
05:36Oh, so am I, Leslie.
05:38Well, you're forced to be, Lil.
05:39Have to look for a new crib partner now.
05:42Oh, there'll never be another one to eat through my bob.
05:45I'll never forget the way he used to add up the cards in his bobs.
05:4815-2, 15-4, two for me pair of sevens and one for his narval.
05:54There was poetry and magic in them words, Mort.
05:58I may be, Lil.
05:59He's got a bloody awful hand, though, hasn't he?
06:02No, he's dead.
06:04He was called to glory last Thursday,
06:07exactly 27 minutes after my bob passed on.
06:10He'd probably come out of sympathy, Lil.
06:12I've indebted in the same coffin as my bob.
06:15Good idea, Lil.
06:16Well, ways not, one not.
06:18Oh, they look lovely lying there side by side
06:22with a copy of Wisden's Almanac for 1947
06:25and a jumbo-sized millet spray.
06:28Well,
06:30I'd better go in and meet, am I?
06:34No idea her, Bob.
06:36We've found a millet.
06:47Annie?
06:50Oh, it was a lovely tea, Annie.
06:52My bob would have loved it.
06:53He always was very fond of sardines and damson jam.
06:57Bless him.
06:58How did he die, love, if it was not too personal a question?
07:02In an accident with a grand piano.
07:05Fancy.
07:06Still, his family always was very musical, weren't they, Lil?
07:10That's right.
07:11His father got trapped in a xylophone in Sunderland.
07:14It took them three hours to cut him out.
07:17He played them selections from the student prints while they were doing it.
07:21And he could only move his elbows.
07:25Don't go on upsetting yourself, love.
07:27Why didn't you tell Asuna that your bob had been and gone and died?
07:31We'd have loved to have come to funerals.
07:34Yes.
07:34I love a nice, weepy funeral.
07:37Especially in summer when you don't have to wear your Wellingtons at graveside.
07:41Well, thank you very much, Annie, but I didn't want no one disturbing me in my last moments with my
07:48bob.
07:48Bless him.
07:49Was he cremated, Lil?
07:51Yes.
07:51You did right, love.
07:52Your bob never could stand cold, could he?
07:56Oh, the minister gave us ever such a nice address.
07:59He looked down at me from the pulpit and he said,
08:02hands together, eyes closed.
08:03Oh, Lord, we commend to thy mercy, thy son, Wilfred Albert Tattersall.
08:09So I opened my eyes, put my hand up, and I said,
08:12excuse me, but are you talking about the right corpse?
08:15I said, I don't want to be a nuisance, but my corpse is called Robert Falcon Nansen Battersby.
08:23Oh, dear, he said, I've done it again.
08:26Well, I shouldn't hold it against him, Lil.
08:28Well, I mean, it might have been husband to you, but to him it was just a job of work.
08:32Yes.
08:32And it must be very repetitive, mustn't it?
08:35Ah, but he's got security, Lil.
08:37There's never no shortage of raw materials in that job.
08:40Oh, I never thought of him as raw material.
08:44Oh, he made a beautiful picture in the crematorium.
08:49I took along his favourite gramophone record to speed him on his way.
08:52Yeah, what was that, Lil?
08:54CWS footwear band under Harry Mortimer.
08:57Oh, very fond of brass bands was my Bob.
09:01He once got his leg trapped in a trombone.
09:04They had to call the fire brigade to get him out.
09:07Bless him.
09:08Did they use gas?
09:09No, natural childbirth method.
09:15Oh, I can see his coffin now, sliding over them little rollers,
09:21slipping through the red velvet curtains into the fiery inferno below.
09:26Gone forever.
09:27What a wish.
09:28Not if she's nipped behind scenes and got his ashes,
09:31she could have used them on that garden of hers.
09:33Oh, that's right, Lil.
09:34And you could have thought of you a bob every time you'd had goose gogs and custard.
09:38Yes, but I don't like gooseberries.
09:41They make my teeth go on edge.
09:43That's what your bob did to me.
09:44More!
09:46Now then, Lil, don't pay no heed to him, love.
09:49Your bob never made no one's teeth go on edge.
09:53I know he had rather effeminate way of riding his bicep.
09:57But you can easily forgive that when you think of all the good work he did,
10:01as light tenor with the operatic.
10:03Oh, thank you, Annie.
10:04I know his top notes wasn't very secure.
10:08I know he wasn't a very dashing nanky pole.
10:13I know he made my teeth go on edge when...
10:16Oh, Lil, Lil, Lil, don't.
10:19Don't go upsetting yourself, love.
10:21I'm all right, Annie, so long as I've got my trunk with me.
10:25Pardon?
10:26Oh, my memories are in this trunk, and here is my past.
10:30This is my treasure chest of memories,
10:33and I want you all to share it with me.
10:36Well, I hope you've passed not too long, Lil.
10:38We've got a balls match in half an hour.
10:41Oh!
10:43Memories!
10:44Now, this is one of the first memories of my Bob.
10:51Oh!
10:52Isn't it lovely?
10:54Isn't it gorgeous?
10:58What is it?
11:00It's the cord my Bob wore in his pyjama trousers
11:05on the first night of our honeymoon.
11:07See?
11:08Didn't he bother on second night?
11:10Oh!
11:11Now, this is something I really treasure.
11:14This is the puncture outfit that my Bob took with us
11:18when we went on our first tandem tour of the Lake District.
11:22Oh!
11:23Oh!
11:24We had some right lovely punctures on that holiday.
11:28Oh!
11:28Now, this here
11:29is a piece of the lino from our nuptial bedroom
11:33in the first house we had in Hunslet, Yorkshire.
11:37Oh!
11:38Isn't it lovely?
11:40Isn't it gorgeous?
11:42Isn't it right interesting, Les?
11:45All right.
11:47What do you think, Mark?
11:53Aye.
12:00Ah, well.
12:03It's in good nick, considering how old it is.
12:07I polish it every morning,
12:09same as I polish this bit of bannister
12:12from our second home in Swinton.
12:15And this toilet seat from our third home in Whitefield.
12:19Aye, Gum, look.
12:19You must have left your houses.
12:20They're nuded every time you moved.
12:23I'm surprised you didn't roll up the backyard
12:24and bung it in your trunk.
12:26Oh!
12:26We always had gardens.
12:29My Bob wanted to be buried in the garden.
12:33But then he changed his mind.
12:37It'd have been good company for you, wouldn't it, Lil?
12:40Now, who's here?
12:42Here is my proudest possession.
12:46This is the portable recorder my Bob gave me
12:49so I could put down all the sounds
12:52that would remind me of him after he'd gone.
12:54Now, this first sound is one of my happiest memories of my Bob.
12:59What's that, Lil?
13:00It's the sound of him coughing his guts up first thing of a month.
13:13Oh, my God, Lil, it's as well. That grand piano carried him off.
13:17Not a lasted long with a cough like that, would it?
13:20I do feel sad about your auntie Lil Carter.
13:24Hmm.
13:25You won't go and die on me, will you, when we get married?
13:27I'll try not to.
13:30I don't know what I'd do if you did.
13:32You'd find another bloke.
13:33You're not too bad looking, are you?
13:36Charming! Thank you very much.
13:40Do you ever think about death, Carter?
13:42You can't avoid it in our family.
13:44We're always having funerals.
13:46It's a kind of hobby.
13:49First time I set eyes on you was at a funeral.
13:51He was a pallbearer for the manager of the co-op cake shop.
13:55He looked ever so romantic carrying that coffin.
13:59You must have very steady shoulders, Carter.
14:01I mean, you only dropped one wreath off that lid, didn't you?
14:05Aye, they were that one shaped like a slice of Battenberg.
14:13You ever think about her, I know, Carter?
14:15Hmm.
14:16I do.
14:18I wonder what it's like not wearing false eyelashes.
14:21And I wonder what it's like only paying half price off, boss.
14:25When we grow old and decrepit and have to wear bedsocks,
14:28who would you want to die first, me or you?
14:30Me.
14:31Why?
14:31Because if you die first, I'll have to go to your funeral and look sad.
14:35Well, that's no hardship.
14:36We never look happy.
14:37Well, we never go anywhere to look happy about.
14:40Oh, yes, we do.
14:42Monday night we went to warehouse to choose wallpaper.
14:45Tuesday we went picking out lampshades.
14:47Wednesday we went to doctor to be tested.
14:50Thursday...
14:50We stayed at home with your mother and played Beatle.
14:53Where's the fun in that?
14:55Making arrangements for marriage isn't supposed to be fun, Carter.
15:00Anyway, where's the fun in fun?
15:03Fun's not for people like us.
15:05Fun's for people who can't cope with life.
15:08Neurotics.
15:09Professional footballers.
15:11Fun's for...
15:13You're not listening to me, are you?
15:17What are you staring at?
15:19The scenery.
15:20Smashing, isn't it?
15:22Smashing.
15:23More like bleak and depressing.
15:25That's not scenery.
15:27Scenery is what you get on calendars when you don't have naked women.
15:31Have you ever seen a naked woman, Carter?
15:33No, don't answer that.
15:34Don't be rude.
15:35No.
15:38Would you, er...
15:39Would you like to see me naked, Carter?
15:42Hmm.
15:44You will do, won't you, when we get married?
15:46You can see me naked on the first night of our honeymoon
15:50if you promise not to look.
15:53Come on, let's be having you home.
16:04Heyo, he's in residence.
16:07I'll nip over and see if I can catch a mug of tea.
16:09Oh, good idea. I could just do with one.
16:11Not you.
16:12I beg your pardon?
16:14Women are not allowed on allotments.
16:17Why?
16:17For the same reason they're not allowed on fishing boats.
16:20They bring bad luck and calamity.
16:22Ta-ra, see you later.
16:30Heyo.
16:31Looking for sanctuary, are you?
16:32Hmm.
16:33Sit this end down, I'll pour you a mug of tea.
16:35Oh, would you prefer it in a jam jar?
16:38Mug'll do.
16:39Aye.
16:42We've had a terrible afternoon, lad.
16:44Well, I served all through First World War, eh?
16:47We've had recordings of your Uncle Bob coughing,
16:50your Uncle Bob stropping his razor,
16:52your Uncle Bob sucking tangerines.
16:55The only thing we've not had is a recording of his bloody death rattle.
16:59I served all through First World War, eh?
17:02When we came out, they started on about handbags.
17:04Uncle Bob never had an handbag, did he?
17:06Wouldn't surprise me and a big soft tata.
17:09He made all those clothes for you, you know.
17:11What he didn't know about gussets wasn't worth talking about.
17:15He knitted all them romper suits for you when you were a lad.
17:18He even made his own underpants.
17:20They fitted him no better than them romper suits fitted you.
17:23It's no wonder he rode his bike, funny.
17:26Well, I served all through First World War, eh?
17:30Handbags.
17:31When women get on their own, they can only talk about containers.
17:34Containers?
17:34Aye, containers.
17:36The handbags.
17:38The Tupperware.
17:38The wounds.
17:40I served all through First World War.
17:42You don't want to run away, lad, while you've still got your freedom.
17:45That's precisely why I served all through First World War.
17:49Why?
17:49For freedom.
17:50So man could be free of tyranny and oppression.
17:53So man could have the dignity to stand up for his rights.
17:57So man could look great dictator straight at eye and say,
18:01I'm not going shopping for bloody lying over you.
18:05I'm going for a pint with lads.
18:08Wish I'd taken a plunge and run away before I marry your mother.
18:11Dear.
18:12I always wanted to travel and see the world and have adventure.
18:16Instead you got married and settled for a life of drudgery.
18:19That sort of thing seems to run in the family.
18:21Ah, life's a run business.
18:23Here we are, talking about travel.
18:25We sat in a railway carriage,
18:27what must have covered thousands and thousands of miles.
18:31Look at that.
18:33Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway.
18:35Ah, come there's words of substance for you.
18:37Oh, think of all the far away places it must have been to, eh?
18:42Miles Platten.
18:44Todd Lane Junction.
18:48Pontefract High Level.
18:50Them names bring tears to your eyes.
18:52Ah, if only we could put wheels on this carriage
18:55and hit it up to some great steaming, snorting loco.
18:59Just think of marvellous places we could go to.
19:02Ah, not without a look.
19:04Before we got past the composting, there'd be a bloody derailment.
19:08Listen to me, Carter.
19:09My father only ever gave me one piece of advice.
19:12But it was one of the finest tips I'd ever heard.
19:14What was it?
19:15Never marry a woman with a bad cough.
19:17On certain occasions, it can be very painful.
19:21Now, I'm going to give you a piece of advice.
19:23What's that?
19:24Well, if you won't run away now while you've got your chance,
19:26for God's sake, when you get married,
19:28remember this one cardinal rule.
19:30Never let your wife buy your singlets with buttons on.
19:35Why?
19:37Because they rattle when you sup your ale.
19:40Yeah.
19:41Talking of supping.
19:42We'd better get back for Lil's treat.
19:45Lil's taking us all out for a drink, Carter.
19:47Oh, where?
19:48Shudder to think.
19:50Judging by this afternoon's performance,
19:52it'll probably be a crafty half at Beckett Mortuary.
20:04Come on.
20:11Temperance bar?
20:14It's true.
20:15I think I'd rather be at the mortuary.
20:17Oh, you men.
20:19Come.
20:24Good evening.
20:39Well, then.
20:41Hmm.
20:42Aye.
20:45Pints all round, is it?
20:47Oh, that'd be lovely, Carter.
20:48That'd be right delicious.
20:50Well.
20:52Hmm.
20:54Six pints of sarsaparilla, please.
20:56Oh, no.
20:59There's no need to sound so enthusiastic.
21:06That'll be eight and six.
21:08Or to you,
21:09forty-two and a half newfangled P.
21:15Well, if it tastes as good as it sounds,
21:17it mightn't be half bad.
21:19Nothing tastes as good as it sounds these days.
21:22Remember the beer we used to get in the old days, Mort?
21:24Oh, now that had a sound with it.
21:25The sound of strong, sharp, creamy ale squirting into an ice-cold virgin glass.
21:33You held it up to the light.
21:34You could see it coil and writhe, flexing its muscles.
21:39Ready for the first pucker of your eagle lips.
21:41Oh, aye.
21:43Aye.
21:44Look at this London muck they give you now.
21:46I wouldn't wash bicycle clips in it.
21:48There you go.
21:49There you go.
21:50There you go.
21:50There you go.
21:51This is a temperance bar.
21:52Let's have that talk about strong drink.
21:54We're not talking about strong drink.
21:56We're talking about London beer.
21:59Well, we're at it.
22:00Let's have a stop of this.
22:05Do you mind?
22:07I cleaned that floor only three weeks since.
22:10Listen, my nephew bought this stuff here.
22:13As his uncle, I'm legally entitled to put it on the floor at my discretion.
22:18And at my discretion, as owner of this bar, I'm legally entitled to turf you out.
22:23Here, Les. Hold this a minute.
22:25Now, you men, no quarrelling.
22:27Let's drink in an atmosphere of peace, tolerance and goodwill to all mankind.
22:32Except people who ill-treat circus animals.
22:38Mmm!
22:41Oh, that takes me back, does that taste?
22:44Oh, we once went on a hike, my Bob and me, before we were married.
22:49Well, he brought along a stone pitcher full of sarsaparilla
22:52and he put it in a stream to cool.
22:54Well, when he took it out, it was so cold you could scarcely bear to touch it
23:00and it was so heavy he had to lift it up to my lips.
23:04Aren't you going to wipe the top, he said, after I'd been drinking from it?
23:08Ooh!
23:09I looked him straight in the eye and I smiled and I said,
23:14ever so soft and quiet, all right.
23:17No sense in catching food poisoning, is there?
23:20Oh!
23:21I can remember that sip to this very day.
23:25Wish I'd been yummy in them days.
23:27Oh, I don't.
23:28Oh, and why not?
23:30Well, everything was so old-fashioned then.
23:32It wasn't all modern like it is now.
23:34Stone pitchers.
23:35Got disposable bottles now, you know.
23:37Quite right, Pat.
23:39And you've got a very bad class of dirt in them days, too.
23:44Look at the dirt these days.
23:47It's much more up-to-date, is dirt these days.
23:51And what about you two?
23:52Is there anything you miss about the old days?
23:55The smell of electricity dribbling off damp tram wires.
23:59Sound of a lurcher dog panting from the summer heat.
24:01The sound of a barmaid's voice giving a woman a shuriken
24:04for coming into a men-only bar.
24:07And why would you like to have been young in them days, Carter?
24:11Well, things were so simple somehow.
24:14Yes, but there was hard times.
24:16Exactly.
24:17You didn't get frozen mushy peas in them days.
24:19I know, but in them days...
24:21Well, in them days you could go out for a day into the country
24:24and you'd never feel hemmed in.
24:26You'd never look at the countryside and say to yourself,
24:29Aye, that's champion, but next time I come out here
24:32it'll be smothered in rows and rows of semi-detached houses
24:36and clinics for pregnant women.
24:38Now look at this bar.
24:39I bet it were packed to the doors in the old days.
24:42Oh, it was, Carter.
24:44You couldn't hear yourself burp.
24:47How long will it stay as it is?
24:48How many people want it as it is?
24:50Not me for a kick-off.
24:52Pardon?
24:53I've been condemned.
24:56I'm compulsory purchase.
24:59I'm due for demolition.
25:01This time next year all this lot will be gone.
25:04All pulled down.
25:05And where you are stood now
25:07there'll be a take-away Chinese chip shop.
25:10And good riddance and all.
25:11I've got rats in my cellar as big as Lakeland Terriers.
25:15Rats?
25:16Well, if we have to postpone our wedding, Carter,
25:18due to bubonic plague, don't blame me.
25:21Oh, whatever did you bring us here for, Lily?
25:23These glasses are as damp as old Nick.
25:26Did you wear them proper?
25:28I brought you here because of my memories.
25:31Now, when you're demolished,
25:33do you think I could have a patch of your floorboards as a souvenir?
25:37I can have all bloody lot as far as I'm concerned, Mrs.
25:41You'd better make a start on the roof now.
25:43We'll save Councillor Bobatui demolition fee.
25:47I shall put that patch of floorboards in my trunk with all my other memories.
25:52And when I die, Carter, I want you to have them so you can cherish them
25:56and think of me with love and affection.
25:58Oh, I'm afraid that's out of the question.
26:01Oh?
26:01How's that?
26:02Well, when we move into our brand new modern Danish ranch house style bungalow,
26:07we'll have no room for junk.
26:09I beg your pardon?
26:10Oh, no offence.
26:11But modern houses aren't designed for memories, are they?
26:14I mean, memories are only for people with damp attics, aren't they?
26:17You know, young lady, you put me very much in mind of my Bob.
26:21Do I?
26:22Why?
26:23Because he was very much like you.
26:27Narrow-minded, no imagination, excessively house-proud.
26:31In fact, all in all, a thorough-going wet lettuce.
26:34Lou!
26:34How can you say something?
26:36How can you talk like that when you've got a trunk full of bad cloths and toilet seats?
26:40Yes, well, I kept all these for one reason.
26:43To remind me, after my Bob's death, what a big soft tatar he was.
26:48You mean you kept a trunk full of clobber for that, Lil?
26:51I could have told you willingly any time you like.
26:53What did you bring us here for, Lil, if it weren't to remind us of you or Bob?
26:58Because this is the place I was proposed to in.
27:02Precisely, this is where your Bob...
27:04Oh, no, my Bob didn't propose to me here.
27:08This is where I was proposed to by Edwin Catterick.
27:12Edwin Catterick?
27:13Wasn't his dad an inspector at Tramway's?
27:16Yes.
27:16Didn't his uncle breed lurchers?
27:18Yes.
27:19Didn't his mother serve in men-only bar at Rusty Compass?
27:23Yes.
27:24And you said no?
27:26Yes.
27:27Oh, I shall never forget what Edwin said to me that night
27:32as we stood here sharing a chunk of licorice.
27:36Come away with me, Lily said.
27:38We'll see the world together, you and me.
27:40Oh, we'll have such adventures.
27:43And what did you say, Lil?
27:44I looked him straight in the eye and I smiled.
27:48And I said, ever so soft and quiet.
27:51Isn't it funny how your tongue goes black sucking licorice?
27:55I never saw him again.
27:58Take my advice, Carter, don't get emmed in.
28:01Go out and see a bit of the world while you can.
28:03There's a whole universe out there waiting to be explored.
28:08Oh, they tell me that Miles Platting can be quite nice when the sun shines.
28:12Well, now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go outside and wait for you by the undertakers
28:19with my memories of Edwin Cattery.
28:25Well, I've never been spoken to like that in all my life.
28:29And why did you sit there gawping?
28:31Why didn't you tell her how excited you was about the new pelmets for the master bedroom?
28:36Hey-up!
28:37Somebody's been knocked over.
28:39That's fourth one this week.
28:45Oh, aye.
28:46Looking at souls at feet, I'd say it's that lady that just went down.
28:50Oh, no!
28:51Hey!
28:52No!
28:54No!
28:55No!
28:56Oh!
28:57Not another funeral.
28:59Not more boiled ham and pic-a-lily.
29:02Come on, we'd better go and see.
29:08Oh, it's fine.
29:10Will, is it a black tie or moth, Borgia?
29:12I can't see.
29:13Lil?
29:14Lil?
29:15Lil?
29:15Yes, Annie.
29:17It's not you under that van, is it?
29:22Oh, Annie.
29:23Thank goodness for that.
29:25You're alive, Lil.
29:26You're alive!
29:27Thank you, Annie.
29:28It's very nice of you to say so.
29:41Edwin Catterick.
29:45I'll be jiggered.
29:48It's Lil.
29:48Oh, we thought you were dead under there, Edwin.
29:52Oh, no!
29:53I swerved to miss a cat.
29:55I had a bump and had to get underneath to see everything was ship-share from Bristol.
29:58Oh, you always did have an article, mine, didn't you, Edwin?
30:02Here.
30:03What about a quick drink of a beer, Lil, eh?
30:05Just for old time's sake.
30:08Oh, I'd love to, Edwin.
30:09And we can share a chunk of Spanish.
30:11Come on.
30:12Oh, I shan't be a minute.
30:15You can amuse yourselves in my absence, can't you?
30:22Well, come on, then.
30:24I know good ironmongers round the corner.
30:27Ironmongers?
30:28What do we want to go there for?
30:30Our Lil.
30:31Should be needing another tin trunk now.
30:33Wiringham, Tom?
30:34What do we want to go there for, Al?
30:35Pass around the corner.
30:36Come on, pal.
30:37Let's go!
30:39Let's go!
30:40We're here for a little bit of-0 city, we're open, my room, and welcome,
30:41We're having a little bit of Wenn.
30:42How about that.
30:43Oh!
30:46How about that?
30:51Can we find everybody?
30:52To the pool.
30:54We can find everything.
30:55And we can find everybody here a little bit of a pile.
30:55Oh, I got to help me too.
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