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00:05yes now side cast i'm looking at all the cameras because i'm i'm here having it off
00:11do you know where we are yes are we i'll say okay oh you're gonna say we're in the sidemen
00:17offices
00:18oh i'm just gonna drop the addy no not even a studio this is the office we've come in your
00:23workplace and we're tearing it up we've moved it all apart look this normally is desks i did not
00:30we didn't do it actually someone else did it for us no i came here oh no of course not
00:35like that
00:36i've cut your office i haven't i haven't done it yet oh this is very soft yeah i took my
00:41shoes off
00:41yeah but feel this at home rub your foot on this
00:45stroke the fairy walls really i've got hemi pillows yeah why do i need hemi pillows my
00:51hammies are gone well there you go you still got one i've got a boner so i just hide it
00:55right um
00:56yes we are here it is a what day is it tuesday it's thursday we are here from dallas i
01:04have
01:04because you let you you we left you in dallas he's from texas i can tell he didn't wake up
01:10it's a banging song by the way great song she was on he was on in terry blacks as well
01:14yeah she's
01:14oh black terry oh she's uh she's she's got a couple bangers who is she ella langley oh you know
01:23what she got some knowledge from you i don't think you cheers um yeah man i was i was country
01:28country
01:28bar so obviously yeah we don't want to say what we did in texas too much because now we kind
01:33of have
01:33said quite at the same time do you know what i think the stuff that we ended up doing like
01:36the
01:36the first pitch and say it all got yeah like don't get me wrong it's already out there yeah
01:40whatever but you then stayed for an extra three days four days longer longer time we got back
01:47last you left on the 17th i stayed we got back a week ago i left on the 22nd oh
01:51damn yeah i said
01:52so what did you do uh change hotels yeah and went to uh where is it the one we were
01:57judging saturday uh no no no it's uh we wanted to be in location of the texas texas bit you
02:04know
02:04what i mean so we changed to fort worth and uh that's where all the rodeos happen in stockyards
02:09is amazing really good vibe man you didn't go to a um honky-tonk did you i did no not
02:16really
02:16you're really obsessed with this oh yeah because i kind of want to go myself um well come on
02:22i'm a married man why would i line dance with someone well you know that's a massive
02:27honky-tonk is just a term for like a dive bar essentially yeah yeah so they just went to a
02:31shitter yeah and uh they seemed like they had a good time so yeah um but yeah man you celebrated
02:36your what birthday my 31st how times have changed dark you know i realized now like 30 was cool
02:46he's like oh yes i did it i'm here adult big adult now i'm not just a 20 year old
02:51nothing yeah and
02:52he's gone so quick as well it's like oh nice now you just go like one thirty well i think
02:5730 to 33
02:58is its own bracket nah bro 40 is next no no no it's not compartmentalizing bro yeah this is true
03:03so say someone says to you on the street i'm 33 yeah this one says i'm 31 you they're the
03:08same age
03:08to you really as long as it's 34 it lingers onto our you're almost mid-30s i don't think that
03:12i just
03:12think if someone said 30 and someone said 34 i don't think anything like 30 plus you're cooked is it
03:18yeah that's why i see it yeah the next thing i hear is 40. i think you turn yeah you
03:22turn 30 and
03:23then you're like if someone says i'm 31 i don't give a shit you could be 38 you could you
03:27yeah and
03:28i'd actually judge you more if you were like i'm early 30s fair or like a nice um coping mechanism
03:33coping mechanism they say that yeah here we go all right go on then so like imagine uh your life
03:38was
03:38a day oh we got i've heard this yeah you're only at 7 a.m or if you're 30 yeah
03:42yeah but so if you're
03:43i'm at 7 15 right now like we're probably about like 8 30 a.m right now you know your
03:48life is 24
03:48hours you're still only about you you lot would be about a there's an average life expectancy if
03:53it was like 78 76. so there's still loads of time to have some fun almost halfway but like in
03:58a day
03:59you think about a day 8 30 and halfway through the day between midday is so we're at midday no
04:06that's
04:06if you die at 60. the average expectancy is like 78 76 yeah we're almost 38 would be midday and
04:13also
04:13the fact we're already here we we bust case already we're like 11 a.m and that's if you woke
04:18up so i'm trying to make the time no no because you're saying you're 11 a.m you're scaring him
04:23now let's go you're saying we're 11 a.m but that's if you woke up at midnight that's if we
04:29were awake
04:29you wake up at 7 a.m for example yeah we're actually at 2 p.m but i can find
04:34you there in a
04:34vulnerable spot uh instead about how that is and that's if you die at the average
04:39i'm just talking about 31st birthdays mate you was one that brought up it hit me a little bit so
04:44what if you don't make it to the average well because luckily that's what you said we've
04:47passed case already we've gone past the hardest part of life yeah have we yeah yeah the zero to
04:5212 or two to 15 is the reason why i'll wait until you smell your your baby's first
04:58and that's when you make that black tar thing is oh you know that one i didn't mind so what
05:03is
05:03there a green one too there's a black black green yeah that weird sort of color yellowy and then
05:08and then it'll start coming out like you two both have um girls and they would say like the
05:14boys nappy change is very interesting because they get released they end up tinkling up yeah
05:19yeah you have to like hold yeah my brother was changing his my brother was changing his little
05:23boy pete yeah cup yeah bro like his drink so funny i'm starting to get pissed on and
05:30like we we've had uh face like a childhood best friend come around with uh her little boy louie
05:36and bro it's so much younger yeah boys boys are just so much softer just in everything like
05:44even the way they play like this it's sort of soft playing yeah it's like it's like flying across
05:48the room dinosaurs olive's a little bit unhinged because she's my daughter but like she's still
05:52very yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go on what do you think you can throw further a baguette or
05:59a
05:59naan i wondered what we were going through our children we've gone from our children to what can
06:06you throw further i thought he was going to say olive yeah i'm respectful i'm respectful definitely
06:11throw judy further though yeah what yeah it makes sense olive's a full grown thing now man it's
06:17like a full grown thing back to my important part yeah yeah so a baguette or a naan a baguette
06:21you think yeah i think it's it's they're rock hard and like they're not so so you're
06:26javelin because i don't even think i javelin it but i think i hold the baguette at the bottom
06:29and then just you know like i just chuck it like that but it's crispy naan yeah this is my
06:35this is my baguette yeah just imagine this bigger i'm just going you can javelin it like that
06:39this bit of break we do that yeah if you did this too much force it would snap don't want
06:45to
06:45leak a certain tv show but you know that stuff that does happen when you i i think the naan
06:52i saw you throw a frisbee and that's not any events to you because also me but you last mate
06:57swallow that swallow that just say it was no offense to you but it was also today i took offense
07:03we were all i'm really good at frisbee i'm really good at frisbee how do you think
07:06i grew up frisbee in g i guarantee you when i when i was allowed to go to the beach
07:11with my
07:12half family because i don't have a dad all right we would play frisbee i had frisbee in and skimming
07:18rocks what do you i got i guarantee if he throws if he gets one chance to throw a frisbee
07:23he goes
07:24into the floor oh my he does this i i think i could i have a money no i think
07:27he was here to go
07:28vertical and go like left and you haven't seen me with a paper airplane bro i won that whole
07:32god yeah but a paper airplane you can spend 20 minutes yeah i got this bro you're good you're
07:37i look weird but it went in the right place didn't it we're in the right place all right
07:45so you'd be both agreed on baguette baguette it's just more dense josh what do you think
07:49can you scrunch the nun up no i think he's basically saying yeah this is what he's trying
07:55to say if i can that's a good comparison there he's lost it today what do you think you can
08:01throw
08:01further i would like to consider the frisbee now but i do think we go further so you're just
08:05agreeing with that yeah yeah oh what we actually get like someone who calls up over here yeah
08:11first caller that's right yes you're done live to sidecar wait can we do that one day
08:17can we have live calling yeah on the side plus disco we have cooling and they can just ask us
08:23questions or something yeah just go could work dilemmas that they're facing in life
08:27pre-approved episode doesn't have cameras i don't want to be able to see no just voice yeah just
08:32yeah kind of funnier though i think if i can see them i can't be mean i don't want to
08:37do agony on
08:38though actually if you could scrunch that naan yeah if you can scrunch that naan yeah like a small ball
08:44it goes further what if the naan was like i guess if both instances what they're both quite stale
08:49and they go heart like if they're stale the baguette goes further even further but like a frisbee
08:53on because you can't crunch up the no frisbee no no it's too too thin that was a good question
09:00cheers for that man yeah yeah anyone got any good questions like that as much as you did segue that
09:04well you also kind of uh faded it oh okay yeah yeah yeah sorry people okay what'd you rather eat
09:11people probably wondering why are we in such a football theme set up oh well we we are do it
09:17yeah
09:17they will know we we are we have done a uh live stream with the bbc with actual license rights
09:22the first in europe yeah to ever do like an actual commentary with alongside the game which is really
09:27cool it's really mental really actually insane because you'd never get that and a lot of people
09:32actually feel quite prepared to uh to react yeah but it's the beauty of it just yeah we're actually
09:37here we're just watching it with you bro i'm just watching we're not doing anything else
09:42i just can't believe they try out of nowhere i can't believe germany won 17-1 nah nah what ecuador
09:47did today no when the guy got his dick out mental i mean i am i've got a classic german
09:53i love this
09:53old germany top this old germany top is is unreal but i i think they've actually i predicted 2-2
09:59for this
09:59game i think that they've apart from the curacao game they look poor so aren't ecuador goalless
10:06why am i making it up yeah but you you watch karsado is going to go super karsado 4 and
10:11it's
10:11going to go mad it's it's crazy how wrong you are is it hincapi or hincapi hincapi yeah get your
10:18bum
10:18out get your bum out yeah yeah he's he's been voted uh i think top six best looking player at
10:23the
10:23world cup as well because everyone's seen his ass oh teckers teckers oh yeah come on are you looking
10:30forward but yeah we that's why it's a football theme cast today isn't it guys yeah because we're doing
10:35this yeah and that's why i took over some offices because we don't need to do we were actually just
10:41uh doing some football related thing anyway yeah come on football crazy football man
10:47i love football cards we did lots of football cards today we have five cases of football cards today
10:53we've had a busy day very busy side cards and i mean we were hoisted into a car and now
10:59we are here
10:59i love it though i do like like a run through day no i get run for us oh yeah
11:06i like it too i go
11:07there every every every time i got a tuesday or thursday i'm there i'm there bro it's the best
11:12my simon my simon it's my simon even's little operation we've got going on here yeah
11:17card cards it's a little baby it's our new little business uh passion projects when you're there
11:23breaking cards are you near the window where people yeah yeah is it weird like people stopping just
11:28looking at what you're doing now we post that it's not weird stream
11:30it's really he held hands with one person through the wall today
11:36and we had adam orton on today we've had christopher palace player eden hazard eden hazard on stream
11:42we've had adam orton on stream i think we'll probably have some more coming on at some point
11:46quite a few more come on you blood clot you know josh said the other day that hazard was washed
11:50he was like yeah hazard was never good now to see i've got issue with this
11:55premier league hall of famer bro i tried to tell i said he hit i think top five of all
11:59time
11:59you know not afraid to get it's not about i said i said forgan has it's better literally not afraid
12:03to get it's not about either you're not about on stream you're not about on stream right now
12:08talking of the blood clot irons yes we've covered this
12:15mill wall versus west dam where he says it fucks me off it's mill wall mill wall
12:21you two gonna go on like a cute date we've actually nominated you for a siphon sunday
12:25yeah what mill first west dam and it's you being one team spin a wheel and they got to be
12:31west
12:32down or mill wall fans for the day no yeah well i'm not being a mill wall fan it's like
12:37we went to
12:38the uk's biggest rivalry uh i mean we got we go like down the pub get pie and mash no
12:43no no listen
12:44we'll end up getting smashed up yeah that's nice we'll end up getting smashed up
12:48oh my god let's just glaze that gordon even more look oh corn ribs gordon gordon gordon you know me
12:57oh my god you're here this is also uh louis or louise macken boy he's getting booed
13:20boo reason behind chris md's down yeah you think chris md's downhill recently is because she left
13:28oh we do have fun we do we do we do oh i love these corn ribs a glaze again
13:34right but we
13:34yeah we've now got sides here as well well you eat first and i'll eat after so we can carry
13:39on like
13:39it no i'm just gonna you we just we discussed yesterday as well by the way like
13:43he said he doesn't fart outside like cyber filming no no no no no yeah i don't fight in front
13:49of
13:49people out like when i fart at the sidemen i make it very evident that i farted yeah i never
13:54i never just kind of go like and then well anyway he does though like he sometimes like
13:58far but he makes it very clear no who was that what was that yeah he makes it very clear
14:01that's
14:02that's blatant good laugh he raises his leg up like he gets his legs the thing is john all right
14:09i know what john's about don't even say oh my god he has the loosest arsehole in the world he
14:13does
14:13the loosest farts i've ever heard here's no but here's my issue all right if i if i do a
14:18fart and
14:19it goes he goes you have the loosest arsehole if i do a fart and it goes he goes you
14:24have the
14:24loosest arsehole yeah do you know i've never heard one of those farts in my life they're always so do
14:29you think you got really tight it's like it's like i'm blind for a pringles tube it's crazy he just
14:33got turned on josh just got the unlimited pringle glitch today yeah i'm actually josh took 45 minutes
14:39to eat one of them no it's a grab bag one it's a grab bag one it's one size bigger
14:43one size bigger
14:45but i'm not action man you know don't don't fart don't poo yeah yeah there's no there's no organ
14:50down there that's what's going on i'm convinced there's no organ there bro meanwhile you can't
14:54even do a 10 minute drive without needing to pee yeah i'm trying to master it i can't lie
14:58uh trying to master being everywhere yeah i actually uh when we was driving back from the
15:03airport i was showing faith all the lay-bys on the m25 that i've missed it she's like that's insane
15:10but i know it's a lay-by actually did you when my my tire blew up yeah on the m25
15:15you were stuck
15:16yeah three hours later i peed yeah you had to be there that's insane there's a question for you
15:20could you pee everywhere where is the best place you've had a pee pee uh it's it's oh i can
15:30can they both be the same place yeah sure all right uh the top of the glacier that we
15:35actually slept on i shit on a ice toilet that they made for me and then they plugged a seat
15:40on top of
15:40it and then i woke up in the morning and just pissed into a white abyss it could have been
15:44a white
15:45cove like there was just that was quite a good piss in ice than we did actually yeah well it's
15:49important
15:49i put up with the four bronco another one was the one in the wind oh i thought oh i
15:54thought you meant
15:54like the one in the wind was great yeah one in the wind in ireland that was good that was
15:58great
15:59piss that was funny piss by the lighthouse is that yeah real funny piss because that's you just went
16:04really really good yeah you're giggling the whole way through a piss yeah i think you should make a
16:08little tiktok account or something like yeah pieces around the world yeah i could do that yeah doing
16:12like rankings and stuff that'd be good yeah i figured that we could you know we talk about the whole
16:16time we can so easily i i'm i'm working on it well no it's so easy these days yes this
16:22is what i brought
16:23up i was speaking to i think toby was there let's go on and get it to vibe 38 no
16:27we're talking about
16:2838 no 38 is just based off 82 and 0 but they've just vibe coded it said i want it
16:32to look like this
16:32and do this give these ratings to someone all they've done is tell the model i want this and it
16:38just fits it out for players yeah so we could just go to as long as you've got the google
16:41maps api you
16:42say hey use google maps api and every time i do a poo i want to drop a pin on
16:47it and it would
16:48and it would just make the app for you well you know there's a lot more to it than what
16:53you just
16:53said battle pass battle pass battle pass golden poo yeah yeah i want to be able to add ratings to
17:02the
17:02place i want to be able to add ratings to the poo i want to be able to play a
17:06game and have my go
17:07every time i have a poo and then you have your go and you have a poo well if you're
17:10like an app developer
17:12or you're like yeah you want to hit me up hit outside because he actually wants to make this
17:15up has made us want to get out for a while games typically a lot of things you want to
17:18do in life
17:19it's always like just trying to find people who can do it that's how things work yeah i know but
17:23that
17:23is that i know that big struggle and i know it's like barrier to entry is that let's find the
17:29person
17:30what i was gonna say how good do you think you guys are at delegating now because do you think
17:35you
17:35were bad at it and you've got better but now you're good at it would you say you're good at
17:38delegating now
17:40oh no i i don't think we don't delegate we just don't think you can be good at all right
17:45you want to be a successful person in life six six a successful businessman just finds people that
17:52are better than him at doing stuff it's not even a case that we've now got people that just do
17:57shit bad or just do it worse i was gonna say have you seen how some videos are filmed they
18:04do it
18:04worse than after like go to can you do that please man hey john whip bam was that loose i
18:10didn't even
18:10hear it it was so loose that we couldn't hear it yeah no it was it was a proper lap
18:13was it yeah
18:15yeah oh no what's going on in this you heard it you got headphones on
18:22yeah the microphone's on your mouth not what you want me to fart on the mic yeah these are more
18:27for your vocals not for other dragons you should have done that he just said i should have farted on
18:31the mic it's quite disgusting isn't it i mean it's been worse stuff that's happened to these mics so
18:36i'm excited mate he's got corn ribs of course he's excited speaking of food what was the best food you
18:42had in america well terry black's by country mom that's texas barbecue yeah there's two spots in
18:48dallas isn't there i had another one after that was all right in my time there but it didn't even
18:54touch the sides on that terry black
18:59mate whatever he's cooking up in there bro my god that was just outrageous yeah brisket
19:07burnt ends i'll be honest they didn't like it
19:11now that was that was the only bit i was like this is unreal was the the ends of the
19:16brisket
19:17and the pork ribs oh great but the the beef rib that was like the wham one
19:21no this is just like thick meat i don't want it i only had the turkey yeah you're you were
19:25sad
19:26mine was a bit sad i was i would say that the the biscuit thing they have the muffin
19:30was very nice bro had a scone yeah but it was a sweet scone and a scone and turkey
19:35then what i did i mixed in mac and cheese with it and then turkey you know mac and cheese
19:38white mac and cheese no no but i made it with turkey mac and cheese with biscuit and actually
19:41was a bit of a combo a wombo combo i called it the worst christmas dinner ever scone and turkey
19:47no gravy yeah that was dark if i actually really enjoyed the um the turkey sandwich the chicken
19:53sandwich i had outside the houston stadium in the range oh and you had the when you had the big
19:59bean
19:59you know the big bean thing yeah you know what was banging was the the the brisket burger from
20:04bucky's that was really good it stuffed my shit up though but yeah it worth it or even the posh
20:11i had five fast foods yeah did a video it's all right it's out it's out yeah it comes up
20:17today
20:18josh eats nothing but chicken burgers yeah i didn't expect you to do the video if i'm honest
20:23all right you know me you know me if i start something i can't like to complete well i kind
20:27of thought we we landed and i thought oh okay a couple of the guys will want to go get
20:32food josh
20:33and toby were like yeah i'll come get some food so we went raising canes and then toby was oh
20:37yeah
20:38i've eaten i'm going back yeah josh was like i'll come to another place went to another place
20:43and then josh was like yeah i'll stay for another one yeah and then yeah then i was like oh
20:48yeah i'm
20:53eating series yeah is that graduated i was there the whole time that's massive yeah all the way to
21:01the death of the trip i was there yeah i was trying to get rid of him really a death
21:05death of the trip
21:05it was a great trip where it ended yeah when it went death was it it was great right yeah
21:10if you
21:10actually look at the trip in a day it's probably about 2 p.m yeah there you go he's done
21:15yeah yeah
21:17sure it's a hydration break oh what do you mean hydration breaks awful bro it's
21:23it's raining in boston why are you having a hydration break in an indoor stadium or whatever
21:27but i get it in the places that are really hot really in texas sure mexico sure the one against
21:35england game where someone was injured two minutes before it's just common sense just you the the
21:42football should always come first over the slot in a specific time so if you know
21:47someone's down and they need treatment have the break let them hydrate they were the best time
21:51to that yeah i don't know why even even a player on the floor someone's going to come over with
21:54a
21:54drink they're going to be hydrated on the floor anyway i know they're going for everyone to break
21:58but everyone's doing the same thing it wasn't that much was going on there i think it was like 22
22:02degrees and raining yeah alan she was in a jacket why are you having a hydration break should we start
22:07having them in stoke yeah honestly yeah you know what if your team's losing or under the cosh it actually
22:14did change it's actually great what game was it it changed something massively there's an example
22:19one of the games literally changed entirely as soon as there was the hydration break
22:24kind of what it was like in france iraq game was nuts two hour delay
22:28because there's still if there's a storm within a 15 mile radius of the actual like if there's a bolt
22:34within 15 miles of the stadium they have to just pause until there isn't one for the next 15 minutes
22:38or something like that and watch that time watching the game and it was like oh it was like 10
22:40was that 9 a.m start a 9 p.m start sorry so you're saying can't go to games
22:46that was a bad joke you can't be in the same city he has to be away from the city
22:50you're saying bolt you're saying ah that was a good one i heard it where's john that's a good
22:57fart i did hear that one that wasn't that wasn't that loose that was more like a quite good like
23:00yeah what the now huh yeah yeah come eat mars you're tightening your bum that's what you're doing
23:04that was actually a good fart is that a hr complaint that you're saying no i'm going to complain to
23:10him
23:10because he's talked about my arsehole oh yeah oh well that does smell yeah well you're always coming
23:14over to me and farting so i think that's where the kind of complaint originates oh you did aim it
23:20at
23:20your like your cup so i'm worried how that's not going to taste i did the cheese sauce john have
23:26you
23:26ever had me fart i've heard you fart have you huh when um in it you literally pulled your cheeks
23:33part and it went oh sorry i think i've heard you fart i'm very anxious i think you're an anxious
23:40fart i think i've heard you you know i think i have nervous well i thought yeah i reckon you
23:43fought i think i farted twice in my whole issue with freya in 15 years and uh one was i
23:50sneezed
23:51in five so why don't why don't you fart because like yesterday for example you let out a mad burp
23:59yeah yeah i don't even know that was a big burp yeah i'm not a big burper either so why
24:05like well i'm not like i'm not gassy as an individual fair you must need a fart sometimes
24:12and you're like i'm with people i'm just it just doesn't come out yeah i think maybe as a kid
24:17i was
24:18like probably anxious so i held it in and then now my body knows how to keep it in
24:25the farmer it's okay we're all friends here what is it like it's eat that old play and then just
24:30go
24:30i don't think i need to though that's the thing like what the is wrong with you i think it's
24:33like
24:33even like where i say i don't pee or poo outside of my own home oh no i'm better at
24:39peeing these
24:39days yeah peeing outside your own home is mental i definitely don't do
24:46i don't lie if i pooed once outside of um like in a video and it was in the sort
24:50of super
24:52that's the only time i was comfortable enough to poo sorry but but if we get to hotel room
24:58is a yacht let's see how like you was up um you're near something like you need to pee or
25:03poo it comes
25:03it gets like it gets to the hotel i'm like oh it's coming oh pooing at a hotel when you
25:08first get
25:09there when you first get there is one of the best my downstairs toilet now is my
25:14bum fiddle i love it in there you got relegated no no no no isn't it like all the people
25:19access
25:19you shouldn't put in that one we we upgraded it though it's got the every heated seat for
25:24everything heated water yeah change the pressure bro i'll be in there you know when dogs have
25:29gone i know it's coming like it's gonna be a bad one i'm going up into my little i poo
25:34top floor
25:34yeah yeah oh okay i uh yeah i'll be on my stream yeah sometimes you know the stream shooting up
25:44my
25:45bum hole sometimes yeah you know what you know when you know that made me lie when dogs do that
25:50with
25:50their booty yeah i'll be having worms all right no no i'll be doing that on the water stream bro
25:55it feels
25:55that good so good
26:01you just told us that you like but you basically like you get off to getting i've never got off
26:07to
26:07it but i could it's the knowing as well that like it's spotless you basically you basically edge
26:13yourself it's spotless yeah pretty much and then you wipe and you're like oh my god it's spotless
26:17yeah what do you what so you have a you have a bum gun built in what is it is
26:23it like a is a little
26:24like button that you press or is it i don't know where it comes from oh how does it start
26:29so
26:31genuinely if you look in the toilet there's no no no but it comes out but i think somebody slides
26:36yeah you can't just poo and then go ah you have surely you have to that is a button yeah
26:42it's a little
26:42that's what i was asking yeah bum hole detector there it is yeah fire in the hole there's some
26:48places and you get the actual the gun yeah no fuck them yeah all right you know no they are
26:53but you
26:54get a right spot with them but now listen this this this must have a sniper scope on it bro
26:58because
26:58he'd be hitting the spot he had bum hole detection nah trust me bro you i'm gonna link you
27:03man in my toilet it's the best it actually comes on his toilet i i will no i have not
27:08done that
27:09i now want one on every single toilet in the house respect respect all right thoughts tv by the
27:18toilet had one in my old house didn't use it it's like on your phone what kind of tv did
27:23you have
27:23so i have little ones i had one that was used it was like a it was for the bathroom
27:27man for the
27:28toilet but it all faced the right way big team one so you know like you know like when you
27:31but this is a very like privileged you know when you rent a nice um flat or you stay in
27:37a really
27:37nice hotel and they have that really small tv that's yeah no not that big big yeah no i had
27:42like a
27:42screen i just used it once for youtube and used it once for youtube but then i i feel like
27:47it
27:48do you know when something in your head you think no that's gonna be sick i'm gonna have a bath
27:52and
27:52i'm gonna watch like whatever and then whilst i was doing it i was like this ain't the movie i
27:56thought
27:56it was so and i just i never really did it i used it to play music though in the
28:00bathroom
28:00i can understand like you said about like like a long bath yeah yeah but poopoo yeah but my thought
28:07was so i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do it because i think it is a little bit
28:10it's a little
28:11bit too far yeah but i was like he's considering it though yeah you know at the end of a
28:15football
28:15match where you're like oh there's 10 minutes left and you're like i really need a poo but i want
28:18to
28:18watch the end yeah two birds on the same yeah facts yeah this is like the second podcast in the
28:25last
28:25month you talk about poo you talk about the george clark one yeah yeah that was more than what
28:29you can watch the game on your phone yeah you can do that yeah okay an ipad get an ipad
28:35that's like a portable charger i'll buy a bar buy a can't have a charger in the bathroom park
28:40wasn't that crazy climb a charger in the bathroom blow up you can break the law it's fine
28:45wow okay you know you're not allowed to charge a battery pack on a plane anymore
28:50i never knew that until i was told on the way well i didn't have one but i just said
28:54no i had
28:55be a home and they said please do not charge we got american airlines home did you was it all
29:01right
29:01was it new one or we bought we bought us adapters so we could charge up phones on the plane
29:06and it
29:06was bloody it was a uk block i got one of them blood cluck american airlines pretty much yeah i
29:12got one
29:12of them fucking ancient it fell out i was in the 1980s bro our time it was right blood cluck
29:17i remember it
29:18here it was mental we spent like five dollars on a vending machine good but uh gold charizard
29:23didn't that was from the store uh how was it i forgot i was i was telling him he's confused
29:28i was
29:29confused no that almost when i said you said what pokemon box should i get yeah those uh those ancient
29:33ba planes are just uh they they they used to be great when we went boston for the very first
29:37time
29:37with omnia that's when in my head i'll see that i was like wow movie i've made it but now
29:42the the new
29:43ba planes bro shout out to whoever put them together because when you actually get on the
29:46old one fucking hell man oh wow it's such a such a privilege really shit thing of me to say
29:54but
29:54he's that plane in the flight home i as soon as i'd say 20 minutes into the flight i fell
30:00asleep and i
30:01woke up to like ding and he crawled over the chair went i just woke up it was great mama's
30:12bob barrett way there i watched marty supreme what's that the timothy chalamet table tennis film
30:16got you genuinely unreal good film yeah but i tried to watch 28 years later oh and do you know
30:23what that
30:23is yeah it's the zombie movie yeah because they got days and years it's some six foot four huge
30:30muscle thor looking don naked oh and he he literally chases someone chases someone they fall over so he
30:38picks them up rips their head off eats their brain yeah and then it zooms out he's just naked and
30:43his
30:43is this big mugged is this no like it's a prosthetic yeah like oh okay yeah i'm sat on the
30:50plane obviously
30:51people are just walking past and i'm like that's bad look it's just some naked guy eating brain and
30:54dick so yeah sexy on a plane you're kind of like that's so funny yeah that's so i just tend
30:59to be
30:59asleep that's so funny just peeking yes i made it ten what is on sidemen sunday come out uh these
31:10boys are in containers oh yeah oh yeah these boys are in containers obviously you got out of the
31:15container shout out to your team quickly shout out to your team yeah it was still a couple of hours
31:20it's still a lot of hours actually yeah okay yeah quite a lot quicker than yours no yeah
31:26uh unfortunately vic star was grouped with us yeah uh i i do feel bad for him just so i
31:31could
31:31knew how to do everything oh wait wait is it's finn or lewis i don't think i did no no
31:37no no i like
31:40because he helped plan that video but i was gonna say how much did he know no we changed we
31:44changed
31:45the video got changed up quite a lot because alpha tried to back me but it didn't need to um
31:49not video got changed up i i gave the ideas of the rough formatting of what the
31:53challenges should be and what the but i knew more about the box i knew about the outdoor
31:56video the first thing we booked was like south west somewhere um it was like a cool location but
32:02there was there was i can't notice actually because i'm going to take part in this video now because
32:06of the change in numbers um but yeah anyway back to actual shoot day i'd like to defend myself by
32:12the
32:12way so i don't need to bro no no i don't know about it i'm almost to you i went
32:18for a shit okay
32:19admittedly very long shit i never suggested a pint ever i come out the shit they go oh god but
32:27i now
32:28look like the agenda pushing like i've gone and said should we do a part beforehand i just went to
32:42what's a counter your poo defense right we did a prank where we got two pints of water and a
32:48pint
32:48of beer and we emptied our water and our prank was you'd come back we got oh we finished our
32:52beer you
32:52sit so long so you have to drink a beer average you took so long why did you not just
32:56ask for two
32:57empty glasses yeah we did it afterwards but hydration break um so you took so long pooing
33:03yeah we went should we get a pint anyway yeah yeah yeah yeah it was really bad it was really
33:09bad
33:09so we sat there like well we're already half an hour behind so the days that we started how it
33:12needs to go up go needs to go on yeah it's been a rough week wasn't it really if i'm
33:17gonna be
33:18completely frank with you sidemen i was really pissed off that day actually i don't want to film
33:22it was a there's a lot going on it was a pretty i was just an unhappy buddy that day
33:26i didn't want
33:27to be doing in your defense in your defense as well so i when i got brought over a snack
33:34in that day
33:37um i got told that uh my counterpart had not done anything i mean he had our teammates to be
33:47fair we wasn't really helping him i was hanging up on the phone to him but there was some of
33:50them where
33:51we were saying no vit you have to do this by the way this is how you progress anyway that's
33:55what we
33:55knew no actually i'm just gonna do something else so there was a bit back and forth of him just
33:59not
33:59doing what we said to do well they basically said that i i'd i'd gone in and gone right this
34:04is an
34:04escape room yeah ripped up yeah i turned everything over he kind of he kind of went to one did
34:11it
34:11yeah yes he was laying aside he was laying a spy we do look bad right it was like we
34:18would be told by
34:19whoever was it finn on that team yeah would be that's how you do the next step by the way
34:23like
34:23to get it going and he just wouldn't do it i think it's one of the things i like people
34:29people
34:30people defend the vic very bad week yeah people tend to pick anyway because it like it looks like
34:34it would not be very nice to him yeah but it was maybe maybe if he did to you it'd
34:38be pretty
34:38fucking funny it was a good laugh man but also one of the things that sometimes you get right or
34:41wrong
34:41like sometimes videos go very competitive both teams and it's like it can work or it can be boring yeah
34:46it's like a strike in this balance maybe maybe we were a bit too segment based yeah but it was
34:50it was funny seeing people like oh but if he was in there he'd be smashed yeah i'd be smashing
34:55it up
34:55and it'd be funny it was like yeah he'd be raging so much yeah i know and it would be
35:00funny yeah
35:02my favorite thing was when you two were you and vic were speaking to each other
35:05and then vic was like all right i've got to go now like as if there's something else
35:10there's nothing else to do in there he said i've got to go he just didn't want to talk to
35:13me
35:13he stopped it he wanted to play steam deck he has to take the spire bro he wanted to play
35:17steam deck
35:17uh just to vacuum i played on a plane it's pretty heat no but the fact that he took it
35:21he said i'm
35:21just gonna play he said i'm just gonna play my steam deck because i got told not to bring anything
35:26because i needed to immerse myself oh i got told that like if there's nothing to do the point is
35:31that i'm
35:32meant to kind of go a bit loopy yeah if i'm there for five six seven where's john you wanted
35:37me in the box
35:38didn't you yeah i desperately wanted you in the box john wanted me in the box i should have been
35:42in the box yeah well i don't help doing that well basically the actual box people uh it was a
35:48volunteer option it was a job you volunteer to do he was in the chat and said right within this
35:52box
35:52video who would like to be in the box your day your day you'll basically be you're just sat in
35:57a box
35:57and it's puzzles complete everyone and Simon and Vic were the first to reply and say i'm not allowed
36:00how he was down to be in there as well i saw it as an escape room where i'd have
36:04to talk to you
36:04a lot so i was like yes please hundred percent it wasn't like i host a video and put Vic
36:08in the box
36:08instead of that son i think uh i in hindsight i would love to have been in the box well
36:13we could
36:13do i think it would be funny if i was in the next time right what we'll do is just
36:17put me in a box
36:18put me and you put me and you ship me in the container put me in the box and both
36:22teams can just
36:23troll the out of us yeah it's a movie as a punishment yeah i mean that's fair yeah or you
36:27both teams can
36:27try either way whatever works better because by the way it's all just fun yeah yeah i think the actual
36:32format works really really well it does yeah i'm kind of sad because i really like the format and
36:36i feel like maybe we fucked it a little bit by not doing it the way it should have been
36:38done but now
36:39you want by triad in it's fun no maybe if both teams made it like a race proper maybe it
36:46could
36:46have been more intense and quite a sick concept but also maybe could have flopped more who knows
36:49the worst part of my day was i got in the box and i was like can i have an
36:53energy drink they went oh
36:54when you unlock the window which should it shouldn't take long you can have we'll give you a drink and
36:59snacks it was two and a half hours yeah i hadn't eaten anything it was still lots of hours so
37:04i
37:04literally not considered you sorry i just said that's a beast i didn't get binoculars did you
37:07get did you have something far away to look at uh vic no like no uh vic i wanted like
37:13a thing that
37:13you had to like to see yeah but i did say that straight away i went oh josh wanted us
37:17to look
37:17through binoculars oh that's because the first occasion you were raised uh so you'd have to see
37:21something where where you end up being a lot like a farm or something wasn't it yeah but yeah oh
37:27well
37:27well me and even say sorry all right sorry gang it was it was george a poo issues friendship issues
37:36uh what else losing it loser issues yeah we're losing issues uh yeah it's it's played sideman sunday
37:44actually you know what's really annoying was i can't remember this whatever the station was that
37:49we had to get you had to get to uh you had to a different station i think to my
37:52team but we had
37:53we're the live stream of the station and you guys were so far behind that i literally opened the
37:57window i go vic so what i go i've just been like i've just found out your team is like
38:04an hour two
38:04hours behind us do you want me to just tell you the station that they need to head to he
38:09was like oh
38:10please because that'll be so much quicker i told him like a completely different station and he said he
38:15was seven hours saying right yeah i told him like an hour further right and then he went he went
38:21oh thank
38:21you and then just didn't tell you he did he did no he told us he's only had it i
38:26don't think oh
38:27but yeah he told us seven oaks he did oh um yeah i'm not sure yeah but i didn't know
38:33the exact
38:34location but i knew roughly yeah i just i literally was like yeah you guys get it quicker if i
38:38just tell
38:38you the location it's seven oh that would have been so good if your team just cheated and went
38:44there could have what's a shame actually i actually like last minute i actually had a really fun day
38:51i enjoyed myself once i got going i enjoyed myself like us going through the drive through the wheelie
38:55bin was pretty funny i enjoyed that that whole wheelie bin segments really like i think a lot of
38:58our stuff got cut out as well because we were just doing too much but like you breaking the guys
39:02darts
39:03in the pub was really oh that was so mortifying that's like one of them that's like top five
39:07i can't believe you got bummer out on the live stream oh i did do that yeah i completely forgot
39:13i even did that there's a lot of actual bum hole on the stream yeah yeah there's that live stream
39:17of
39:18the station random for you to do that no because at that point i just got deluded i knew that
39:22we was
39:22five hours behind at that point oh my god look at my ass off yeah maybe in the end they
39:27could have
39:27asked us more because we actually was like vic we're coming to get you now we're actually going for it
39:31but yeah sorry lads we'll we'll we'll do better next time i'll work on being a nicer person
39:36we'll be more competitive next time that long bro but i'm already competitive actually do you know
39:40why people can't make their mind up with me when i'm not competitive i'm worse when i'm too bad i
39:45don't have different people in it i don't have a happy medium but like you're like i'm either
39:49competitive or not imagine you're trying to satisfy one group of people but then you're not
39:55to have people over every time so i satisfy one person on this earth my wife too yeah true
40:01actually yeah sorry yeah you won josh yeah fair i meant more like yeah like yeah you'd make it
40:10weird i didn't mean it weird all right someone give a segue i'll satisfy vic as a punishment
40:16there you go kind of watch how about that all right 10 minutes of satisfying vic i saw loads of
40:20comments being like 20 it's going to be like three assistants for 24 hours we could get heat
40:25together that video like uh we came in as assistants for a day that was his video that's his video
40:32you
40:32don't get the video the nice act is giving him the oh yeah yeah we clapped though i don't even
40:36think
40:36he wants to have you guys yeah his reward for being you guys being mean to him is to spend
40:45more time with
40:47well we'll say we'll stay the spire to go to play more games i was genuinely gutted that i didn't
40:52i should have brought something man i should have brought like a switch you need to get a steam deck
40:56bro i do i bought a steam deck no no but i'm taking investment apart no but apart from more
41:03excitement
41:03i don't play games all right yeah you're saying josh i got on the plane turned around and you were
41:08sorting
41:08books in the library on your steam deck i don't play games right that feels like that is not that
41:14is a
41:14genuine he was playing a game where you saw books that feels like an attack were you were you playing
41:19i was doing that though no it's a sick game bro imagine you wake up right four thousand there's
41:24four thousand two hundred books on the floor scrambled all over the place everywhere every
41:29shelf is empty a massive earthquake's gone for saying you've got to sort out all the books onto every
41:33single shelf in order and there's no tutorial see how you just said you have to sort out the book
41:39no you don't okay then they request you they request six nine nine you paid to clean up digital you
41:46paid to clean up mess that isn't even yours and it also doesn't need cleaning up and it doesn't need
41:51cleaning up you know you paid for it and waited to download it and you've got quite calming no no
41:59no but if you didn't pay for it the mess never happened yeah you actually paid to cause the mess
42:04you've yeah so it's exactly because i'm fixing up my mess you've messed yourself all right zinger
42:09youtuber himself by the way yeah mess up or you wreck yourself yeah i've been i've been on a uh
42:13i went
42:13on a formula e trip didn't you flip a thing with it he crashed yeah he flipped it yeah he
42:18flipped it in
42:19front of me he flipped a whole buggy in morocco just in front of us smashed the shit out he
42:23laughed
42:23but is he all right yeah he lives in thailand now did marlon do that well live in thailand well
42:30you're a buggy i don't know yeah maybe probably now unfortunately guys uh i wanted to carry this
42:36on but these two these two uh have told me that they don't want to spend any more time with
42:43me
42:43so we're gonna have to end the side now no it's fine if that's the case you leave the podcast
42:47we'll
42:48just carry on okay i just swallowed our bites he stood behind the light currently yeah oh yeah anyway
42:59so hey i'll tell you what good guy you hey good guys you as well yeah good guy all right
43:05i don't know
43:06why he left i didn't need to leave no i do like him as well yeah he's right hey i
43:11had that one
43:15yeah sorry a bit of a short one today we're gonna do some testing for this upcoming stream
43:20yes sorry lots of stuff piled in better than nothing that we say today bow out
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