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00:00:08In the ever-changing history of mankind, every so often, great women make all the difference.
00:00:19This is one such cautionary tale.
00:00:36It's so lovely here, it's like a paradise, I love these trees.
00:00:45Well, it hasn't changed much since last time you were here.
00:00:49I've never been here before.
00:00:55Well, yes, this is my tree house, away from the maddening crowd.
00:00:59This place, it keeps me sane.
00:01:08The air is so fresh, feels so good.
00:01:14You know, I thought John and Susan would have been here by now.
00:01:17You haven't met them yet, but part of my team.
00:01:19They argue all the time, talk all kinds of shit.
00:01:23It's a love-hate relationship.
00:01:24Looking forward to meet them.
00:01:26They sound interesting.
00:01:30Baby, you look so hot in that miniskirt.
00:01:33I'm so excited about you putting on a fashion show for me.
00:01:37There are a lot of girls in contention for this, but I think you could be the one.
00:01:42Just keep working on that Russian accent and keep going to acting class.
00:01:46Michael, are you serious?
00:01:51It'll work out.
00:01:53Say, you ever played pool before?
00:01:57I don't know even how to hold it.
00:02:00There.
00:02:02I'll teach you how to hold it.
00:02:03First of all, you gotta hold it smooth and light, okay?
00:02:09All right, now bend over.
00:02:11Oh!
00:02:11More, more, and you stroke it just so.
00:02:15Oh!
00:02:16Easy does it.
00:02:17Smooth.
00:02:18In and out.
00:02:20In and out.
00:02:22All right, go ahead.
00:02:23The fun has arrived!
00:02:27Maria, I'd like you to meet Susan.
00:02:30She's my executive producer.
00:02:32My fixer.
00:02:33Without her, I'm lost.
00:02:34Okay, that's awkward.
00:02:36And this is John.
00:02:37He's my computer wizard.
00:02:38Does all my social media for me.
00:02:40He's a bit eccentric, but he's the best.
00:02:42Pleasure to meet you.
00:02:44I'm Maria Putin.
00:02:46No wonder that Michael likes you.
00:02:48He loves everything about Donald Trump.
00:02:50And you look just like Melania.
00:02:54Seriously.
00:02:55Gosh!
00:02:55She's so beautiful.
00:02:57I hear Michael might put you in his next project.
00:03:00Showgirl Wars.
00:03:01It's gonna be an epic show.
00:03:02Perfect.
00:03:05I hope so.
00:03:06Let's go out on the deck and I can take some pictures of you and Maria.
00:03:09And then I can take some pictures of her alone.
00:03:11She looks so good in that dress.
00:03:18And make me look good.
00:03:20Ah!
00:03:21Not the hair.
00:03:23Okay, Michael.
00:03:24Get out of there.
00:03:25I got it all.
00:03:25Yeah, baby.
00:03:26Show some sass.
00:03:27What do we got, Susan?
00:03:28Pretend we're playing doctor.
00:03:29You don't need to talk about some of the logistic problems with the show.
00:03:33I thought we had that all figured out.
00:03:34All right.
00:03:34Come on, guys.
00:03:35We're on holiday.
00:03:36We're up here at my beautiful retreat.
00:03:38Let's have some fun.
00:03:39Let's play some eight ball.
00:03:40Come on.
00:03:44Nice shot.
00:03:45You don't even have cojones in a game.
00:03:50Well, it's been fun.
00:03:51You guys go ahead and keep playing pool.
00:03:53Maria and I are gonna go upstairs.
00:03:55She's gonna do some modeling for me.
00:03:57All right.
00:03:58But just remember, you need to be fed for tomorrow.
00:04:01We're going on a rover to Vegas.
00:04:02Don't worry.
00:04:03I'm a fantastic driver.
00:04:06Let's go.
00:04:07Good luck up there.
00:04:07Let's go.
00:04:10Let's go.
00:04:12Let's go.
00:04:26Let's go.
00:04:29Let's go.
00:04:36Let's go.
00:04:37Yeah, no, no.
00:04:38Make sure that the title of the show is in big, bold letters.
00:04:43Pathotic Adventures.
00:04:44Coming soon.
00:04:45And you will be, too.
00:04:47Uh-huh.
00:04:49No, no, no, no.
00:04:50I don't want any jailbait this time, okay?
00:04:53Just barely legal.
00:04:55And no Botox bimbos this time, okay?
00:04:58I'm moving.
00:05:02What's wrong?
00:05:03I'm trying to fly.
00:05:08What's going on out here?
00:05:10Great.
00:05:13Goddammit.
00:05:14Fucking piece of shit.
00:05:15Not fucking working.
00:05:17Get me out of here.
00:05:20What the hell happened to my baby?
00:05:22Out here in the middle of nowhere.
00:05:24What do you mean in the middle of nowhere?
00:05:26This is Area 51.
00:05:27Shut up, Frodo.
00:05:28Nobody cares.
00:05:29Now I got to fix this thing.
00:05:30I don't even know what's wrong with it.
00:05:32Calm down, Michael.
00:05:33We get out of here.
00:05:35How about a mixed-yout cocktail with a little Valium Prozac?
00:05:40Just relax, will ya?
00:05:42I don't mean to be impolite, Sue, but since Michael brought it up, are those real?
00:05:46No, dipshit.
00:05:48Kmart.
00:05:48Blue light special.
00:05:50Hey, um, have you ever gotten late?
00:05:52Without paying for it?
00:05:53Come on, guys.
00:05:55Be nice.
00:05:55Sue, is there anything about you that's not plastic besides your credit cards?
00:05:59Can you guys shut the fuck up?
00:06:02Okay?
00:06:02I'm trying to fix this fucking thing.
00:06:04And all you guys are talking about plastic, plastic, plastic.
00:06:06You guys are all plastic to me at this point.
00:06:08Shut up!
00:06:12Honey, why did we have to leave Reno?
00:06:15We were having such a nice vacation.
00:06:18We could have flown.
00:06:20And what?
00:06:21Leave my $100,000 baby in a parking lot alone for three days?
00:06:26I don't think so!
00:06:27I don't think so!
00:06:29I love you.
00:06:31I love you too.
00:06:39I'm sorry, Sugar Walls.
00:06:41Listen.
00:06:42Once we get to Vegas, this is going to be the biggest, grandest show ever.
00:06:47Bigger than even Wife Beaters.
00:06:49Starring our newest starlet.
00:06:51You.
00:06:53Oh, it sounds fantastic!
00:06:57Not ever.
00:06:57I just turned down a photo shoot in the Bahamas to start your crazy show.
00:07:03Well, you made the right call, honey.
00:07:06Can I help you?
00:07:09Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:14He seems a little...
00:07:15Wound up.
00:07:17All he needs is some good scalp.
00:07:21Some what?
00:07:23Oral sex, Sugar.
00:07:25Why do you think a steering wheel is tilted?
00:07:28What do you mean?
00:07:31More headroom, honey.
00:07:33See anything?
00:07:34More headroom.
00:07:35Wipe off your glasses, you idiot.
00:07:36Oh.
00:07:37No, don't, Michael.
00:07:38Give me a seat.
00:07:39What about right here?
00:07:40That's how I got this.
00:07:45Dumb as a sack of rocks.
00:07:49All right.
00:07:50I think I got it.
00:07:51Let's get out of here.
00:07:53Okay.
00:07:54Wait a minute.
00:07:54Hey.
00:07:57Where's John?
00:07:58Where'd that idiot go?
00:07:59Go!
00:08:04Here's Johnny!
00:08:06You imbecile!
00:08:07I thought you were dead.
00:08:09Get in the car.
00:08:09Let's get out of here.
00:08:29It doesn't work.
00:08:33Not even the horn works.
00:08:35Hurry up.
00:08:35Quit playing with your ring.
00:08:37You're gonna lose it.
00:08:38It doesn't matter.
00:08:38Put it away.
00:08:39You're making me nervous.
00:08:42Okay.
00:08:45Phone doesn't work either.
00:08:47Somebody tell me this is a bad dream.
00:08:48There's gotta be somebody out here that can help us.
00:08:52Where are we?
00:08:53Susan, where are we?
00:08:55Well...
00:08:57According to Google Maps...
00:09:00Hey.
00:09:02Nothing works.
00:09:03Google's gone.
00:09:05Oh my God!
00:09:06It's the end of the world!
00:09:08It's not the end of the world, Maria.
00:09:11Find service.
00:09:16There's gotta be service.
00:09:19Hello?
00:09:22Hello!
00:09:24I got nothin'!
00:09:24No shit!
00:09:27Hello!
00:09:30Anybody!
00:09:47Well, looks like we're stuck out here.
00:10:00How the hell did I know?
00:10:01I told you, man.
00:10:03There's somewhere near Area 51.
00:10:05Weird stuff goes on out here all the time.
00:10:07Is there anybody civilized out here
00:10:09that can help us get the shit out of here?
00:10:11I don't know.
00:10:13They might arrest us for trespassing.
00:10:15There's a secret government air force base
00:10:17where they carry on all those UFO experiments.
00:10:19Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
00:10:22I know all about the place.
00:10:23I mean, they've got sensory equipment so advanced
00:10:25they can smell a person coming near the boundaries
00:10:27and tell whether they're gay or straight.
00:10:28Huh.
00:10:30Talkin' these idiots haven't found you yet.
00:10:31If they come over and start talking to us,
00:10:33just keep our hands up like we surrender.
00:10:36Maybe we'll get lucky.
00:10:37We won't run into any of those camel dudes.
00:10:38What is camel dudes?
00:10:41They're not camels.
00:10:43They're special security forces equipped
00:10:44with high-tech surveillance gear to stop intruders.
00:10:47Well, I could use one of those stiff camel dudes right now.
00:10:53Wait a minute, guys.
00:10:54What's that?
00:10:56Come on, guys.
00:10:58Let's check it out.
00:11:05Ah, cool.
00:11:07Don't nobody touch it.
00:11:10Why not?
00:11:12It's the Foo Fighter.
00:11:13Loves their music.
00:11:15First seen by pilots in World War II.
00:11:17Essentially, it's a multi-directional
00:11:19anti-gravity proton ball.
00:11:20Hello, Area 51.
00:11:22My name is John Dawson.
00:11:24I'm so excited to be here.
00:11:26I've always wanted to meet you.
00:11:28Hello?
00:11:29Can you hear me?
00:11:30We're lost.
00:11:31These are my friends.
00:11:33Susan Tolby, Maria Putin, and Michael Bray.
00:11:36He's a big-time reality show producer.
00:11:38What are you doing, man?
00:11:39Are you trying to get me killed, you asshole?
00:11:41I thought maybe your connections would help.
00:11:44Let's get out of here.
00:11:46Come on, let's go.
00:12:02Did I ever tell you about the time
00:12:03I tossed my cookies on a roller coaster?
00:12:05It was intense.
00:12:07Did I ever tell you about the time
00:12:09I got pantsed in middle school?
00:12:10I farted in the guy's face.
00:12:12Shut up!
00:12:13Follow me.
00:12:30Will you guys wait a minute?
00:12:34I'm exhausted.
00:12:37Where are we?
00:12:41Malibu?
00:12:42What happened to Nobu?
00:12:44To all those celebrities?
00:12:46California finally fell off.
00:12:50Who gives a horny shit about Malibu, Nobu,
00:12:55all these celebrities?
00:12:57I'm the only celebrity that matters.
00:12:59Okay?
00:12:59Let's keep moving.
00:13:00There's got to be somebody out here that can help us.
00:13:02Come on!
00:13:03Let's keep moving!
00:13:05I'm tired, Michael.
00:13:07Do you have any idea how much these weigh?
00:13:10My back's killing me.
00:13:12Here.
00:13:12I'll help you carry them.
00:13:14I'm great at carrying things.
00:13:15In your dreams.
00:13:22Malibu?
00:13:23If they would have raked up those leaves like they were supposed to,
00:13:25they would have never had those fires.
00:13:27Maybe they'd still be here.
00:13:28I guess they didn't listen.
00:13:35Oh!
00:13:43Oh!
00:13:44Oh!
00:13:46Oh!
00:13:46Oh!
00:13:48Oh!
00:13:50Oh!
00:13:50Oh!
00:13:50Cockroaches!
00:13:52Ugly little bastards, aren't they?
00:13:54They've been around forever.
00:13:55They're gonna outlive humans for sure.
00:13:58Unusually large fecal deposit.
00:14:00Duck.
00:14:01Shit!
00:14:05It's just been freshly shat too.
00:14:08Well, I don't want to meet that beast not shat it.
00:14:10Michael, get me out of here!
00:14:12Does anyone notice anything unusual about this dung heap?
00:14:15Why don't you fill us in, Einstein?
00:14:18You're the shit expert.
00:14:19There's no flies.
00:14:20Let me look around.
00:14:21There's no birds or animals or anything.
00:14:24No insects except cockroaches.
00:14:26Good.
00:14:27Then we have nothing to worry about, do we?
00:14:30Oh!
00:14:31God!
00:14:31Ugh!
00:14:32What was that?
00:14:33It's killing me!
00:14:34It looks like a bat.
00:14:35Bats only fly at night.
00:14:36I don't care if they fly day or night.
00:14:38This thing just left something in my skull.
00:14:40It's killing me!
00:14:42Maria, get this thing out of me!
00:14:52What are you staring at?
00:14:54Sweetheart.
00:14:55There is no blood.
00:14:58It's weird.
00:15:00This whole place is weird, you stupid immigrant.
00:15:02I should have thrown you back over the wall.
00:15:04You are horrible.
00:15:06Why are you calling me an immigrant?
00:15:09You are an immigrant.
00:15:11We are all immigrants in America.
00:15:14I don't know why I love you.
00:15:18Stupid.
00:15:20Michael, don't you know how to be nice?
00:15:23You're such a bully.
00:15:24That's why I make the big bucks, okay?
00:15:27Get over it.
00:15:32I'm sorry, Sugarwals.
00:15:34Don't call me that.
00:15:36I'm not one of your porn stars.
00:15:40Just leave me alone.
00:15:52Hey, you!
00:15:53You!
00:15:58Did you see that?
00:16:00Yeah.
00:16:02Maybe it's one of those camo dudes.
00:16:04I want to take a closer look at that stud.
00:16:07Maybe he can help us.
00:16:08Don't you mean maybe he can help you?
00:16:12Hey, you!
00:16:13Wait up!
00:16:15Hey!
00:16:16Wait up!
00:16:18Hold on, honey!
00:16:20Why are you running?
00:16:21Hey!
00:16:22Hey, come back here, you fucking nut!
00:16:24Wait, stop!
00:16:29Where are you going?
00:16:31I just want to talk to you.
00:16:33Come on.
00:16:35Michael!
00:16:36Wait!
00:16:38We can do more than just talk if you want.
00:16:41You don't need to play so hard to get.
00:16:44Where are you going?
00:16:45Susan!
00:16:46Stop being an idiot!
00:16:47It's not the Beverly Hills!
00:16:49These shoes are killing me!
00:16:51I won't bite!
00:16:52I won't bite!
00:16:53Unless you're into that.
00:16:54Wait out, you kinky stud!
00:17:11Hey!
00:17:13We're lost.
00:17:14Can you help us?
00:17:19Okay!
00:17:20You're more like a weirdo!
00:17:22Oh, gosh!
00:17:30Hey!
00:17:31You found a friend!
00:17:33It's okay.
00:17:34You can drop your weapons.
00:17:36The war is over!
00:17:38It's not good to carry a grudge just because I didn't date you in high school.
00:17:44Hey, um...
00:17:48I guess you're not into plastic.
00:17:50It's probably bad for the digestive system.
00:17:52Idiot!
00:17:53You could've been killed!
00:17:54Yeah!
00:17:55They look at me like a Belgian waffle!
00:17:57Yeah, they could've wolfed you down like a sumo wrestler at an all-you-can-eat buffet
00:18:01in Las Vegas!
00:18:03Damn!
00:18:04I should've recorded it on my cell.
00:18:06Used it for a new TV show.
00:18:08Ugh!
00:18:09Alright, let's go!
00:18:11Another great day in pre-production.
00:18:15What a story to share with again.
00:18:17Are we almost there?
00:18:18How the hell should I know?
00:18:19Could everyone just shut up for the next 20 miles?
00:18:21Oh, my God!
00:18:22I will get wrinkles on my face!
00:18:25I need a moisturizer!
00:18:27Hey, Davey, you have to understand.
00:18:28I hate these red rocks!
00:18:30Just shush it!
00:18:32Shut up!
00:18:46Whoa!
00:18:47Uh, whoa!
00:18:48Whoa!
00:18:49Whoa!
00:18:49Step back!
00:18:53Okay...
00:18:55Well...
00:18:55That's some sort of fashion statement!
00:18:58Ladies!
00:18:59Ladies!
00:19:00I don't want to hurt you, okay?
00:19:02Hey, I don't want to hurt you.
00:19:04If you guys are going to do a layoff for Hustler,
00:19:06I'd like to watch.
00:19:13Hey, we're lost, OK?
00:19:16Can you tell us where we are?
00:19:24Somehow this doesn't fulfill my fantasy
00:19:25of being surrounded by beautiful women.
00:19:28If Ivanka shows up, I'll be happy.
00:19:34OK, OK, close enough.
00:19:36What, you want to fight my fair lady?
00:19:39Michael, do something.
00:19:41She's looking at me like I'm a dumpling.
00:19:44Hey, hey, back off.
00:19:46Hey, I know she's hot, right?
00:19:48I know.
00:19:49She's mine.
00:19:50OK, we're like engaged or something.
00:19:52Something?
00:19:54Maria, not now.
00:19:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:59It's not a clip-on.
00:20:00Yo, what are you doing with that toy?
00:20:02Where'd you get that thing?
00:20:03I got it from Comic-Con.
00:20:05When you didn't bleed, when the bat hit you,
00:20:07I thought maybe I had special powers.
00:20:08You are an idiot.
00:20:10This is disgusting.
00:20:12Whoa, look at that.
00:20:14Go get her, Michael.
00:20:15That's it.
00:20:18Are you next?
00:20:24OK, I've seen enough.
00:20:26Take me to your leader.
00:20:28Follow me.
00:20:30Well, that was easy.
00:20:43Where are we?
00:20:44I mean, what is this?
00:20:46Thunderdome or something?
00:20:48All we're missing is Tina Turner.
00:20:51I think it's more like Planet of the Apes.
00:20:56Hey.
00:20:56Psst, psst, psst.
00:20:58Hey.
00:20:59Don't you know who I am?
00:21:01Michael Bray, the hottest producer in Hollywood.
00:21:05Get me out of here, god damn it.
00:21:07I said get me out of here.
00:21:13I feel like an extra in Star Trek without the catering truck
00:21:19Welcome, my newly transported friends
00:21:23Okay
00:21:26Can you get us out of here?
00:21:28What is this?
00:21:29A segment of Survivors or something?
00:21:32Welcome
00:21:34And listen carefully
00:21:35For I will only say this once
00:21:38My name is Zane
00:21:42The here and now is 2121 AD
00:21:46Your parents, grandparents, and children are long dust
00:21:52Sorry about that
00:21:53And if anyone here still thinks that this is a reality show
00:21:58Then push someone out of your mercy cage and find out
00:22:01Man, these women are serious
00:22:03This is not a reality show
00:22:05How are we going to get out of here?
00:22:07Okay
00:22:07Don't worry
00:22:09Well, get out of here
00:22:10They're only women
00:22:12Hmm
00:22:13Nobody?
00:22:15Good
00:22:17From now on, you will all be known as SBCs
00:22:22Selective breeding combatants
00:22:24No names, just numbers
00:22:26Once your number is called, you will fight each other
00:22:30Until there is a winner and there is a loser
00:22:33The winner goes on to experience the mercy privilege of producing offspring
00:22:38So that we can weed out the weak
00:22:40And ensure the survival of our female population
00:22:45Are we some kind of contestants at a breed and feed farm?
00:22:48Thank you
00:22:49Yeah, right
00:22:49More like sausages in a Jimmy Dean slaughterhouse
00:22:52What happens to the loser?
00:22:53An intelligent question
00:22:55We waste nothing here
00:22:57If you lose, your body will be stripped of all warts and hair
00:23:03Then hung on meat hooks
00:23:05And smoked to preserve it
00:23:08I tell you this
00:23:09To encourage you to fight
00:23:11And win
00:23:12And earn the privilege of mercing
00:23:15And the winning and losing numbers for today
00:23:19Our mercing units
00:23:21Number 4
00:23:22And 12
00:23:24Step out of your mercing cage
00:23:27And may the best SBC win
00:23:29Fuck man, that's my number
00:23:32Hey, Payne
00:23:33Come here
00:23:35Zane
00:23:35Zane
00:23:37I've got a brand new land rover
00:23:40Okay, stand-of-the-art vehicle
00:23:41With your name on it
00:23:43Hey, hey, hey
00:23:43If you want it, it's yours
00:23:45I have no use for that piece of junk
00:23:47It's a joke
00:23:48Welcome to 2121 AD
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:23:52How about women?
00:23:53I know you love women
00:23:55I've got the hottest girlfriend
00:23:58She's all yours
00:23:59If you just get us out of this rat trap
00:24:01You mean the divine brunette?
00:24:03What's her name?
00:24:04Maria
00:24:05Ha, Maria
00:24:06She's okay, right?
00:24:08You guys are gonna cannibalize her, are you?
00:24:09Oh, yeah
00:24:10She'll be eaten
00:24:12Repeatedly
00:24:13Hey, listen to me
00:24:14You do whatever you want with her
00:24:15She's all yours
00:24:17Dude
00:24:18As you say in your archaic vernacular
00:24:20She is already ours
00:24:22Now, if you have something better to offer
00:24:24Then please
00:24:25I am willing to give it my full consideration
00:24:29Fuck that
00:24:32You trade Maria for your freedom?
00:24:34Relax, man
00:24:35It's just a sucker play
00:24:36We just need a new bargaining chip to get us out of here
00:24:41World War?
00:24:43Over genitals?
00:24:51It's crazy
00:24:54I have been transported to Mars
00:24:57Hey, anybody's here?
00:25:00My name's Ariana
00:25:02Welcome
00:25:02Tell me, what happened to John and Michael?
00:25:07What have you done with them?
00:25:10And where is Susan?
00:25:12Susan is being taken care of by some of our female villagers
00:25:17Unfortunately, Michael and John are men
00:25:19And kept in cages
00:25:21Cages?
00:25:23But why?
00:25:25You will find out
00:25:26You and your friends have taken an Akashic voyage
00:25:29The efforts of the nations to end climate change fell short
00:25:34A major shift away from fossil fuels
00:25:37Greenhouse gases
00:25:38And ramping up renewable energy
00:25:40Never happened
00:25:42Because man was too ignorant
00:25:44And climate change wiped out the other half
00:25:47Radiation got into the water system
00:25:49Spread throughout the world
00:25:51Causing women to become more dominant
00:25:53And men less aggressive
00:25:55It sounds good for me
00:25:56Yes, it was a good thing
00:25:58But no one wanted to listen about greenhouse gas emissions
00:26:02Especially the United States
00:26:04Who had the power to do something
00:26:07They were so busy making movies about fighting for the galaxies
00:26:10But never about saving the planet
00:26:19I recognize that face
00:26:21Yes, Joseph Stalin
00:26:23A Russian dictator
00:26:25Who was no different than Hitler
00:26:27Both mass murderers
00:26:29Who censored the press to control their populations
00:26:33And I'm sure you recognize that face
00:26:36Former President of the United States of America
00:26:41Donald Trump
00:26:42An ignorant megalomaniac
00:26:45My boyfriend voted for him?
00:26:48Well, he tweeted us into World War 3
00:26:50Which wasn't surprising
00:26:52Considering his macho ego
00:26:54In a dispute with Putin
00:26:56The secretive president of Russia
00:26:58Over who had the biggest penis
00:27:01Yes, these characters and their aggression
00:27:05Represent a long line of men
00:27:07Who ultimately destroyed the planet
00:27:11That is why we have taken over
00:27:13To ensure history doesn't repeat itself
00:27:17Can I just go home?
00:27:18But you have no home
00:27:20You are that no one left behind generation
00:27:23Yes, Eve bit the apple and Adam pressed the button
00:27:28The year is 2121 A.D.
00:27:32When women rule the world
00:27:34Now that I have brought you out to the present
00:27:37Don't you think it's time we finally meet?
00:27:47Wow, you're so beautiful
00:27:51Thank you
00:27:54So are you
00:28:07As you can see
00:28:08We've created a safe environment for women
00:28:11Where females then flourish to their fullest potential
00:28:16Very interesting
00:28:20But what about the man?
00:28:23Men caused unprecedented chaos around the world
00:28:27We've exiled men
00:28:30There are pockets of females like us all over the land
00:28:34And we're going to be having a summit very soon
00:28:42These women work very hard to earn the privilege of Mercing
00:28:47What is Mercing?
00:28:49Mercing is the conception of new life
00:28:52Your friend Michael will be competing for the privilege
00:28:57You mean Michael is going to be screwing one of your women?
00:29:01Michael is going to make love to another woman?
00:29:04Yes, if he's lucky
00:29:07I'm curious about something that happened in the desert
00:29:10Michael got bitten by a bat
00:29:13But there wasn't any blood
00:29:16There wasn't any blood
00:29:18Because the bats are radioactive
00:29:21It was sent by Edon
00:29:24Keeper of the bats
00:29:26Our mortal enemy
00:29:32Well, um
00:29:35If there isn't any man here
00:29:37I mean
00:29:37How do you guys have sex?
00:29:41Any way that we like
00:29:43Oh
00:29:45Okay
00:29:53Are you okay?
00:29:58I'm so glad to see you
00:30:00And what happened to Michael?
00:30:03Where is he?
00:30:04Michael's going to fight for the right to Merce
00:30:06It's a crazy word for making babies
00:30:09Yes, I know
00:30:10But what happens if he loses?
00:30:13You don't want to know
00:30:13Men are like disposable diapers here
00:30:16John, you're not going to believe
00:30:18But they told us
00:30:20We went through some time portal
00:30:23Into the future
00:30:25Yeah, I know
00:30:26And it's 21, 21 AD
00:30:28That would mean you're 130 years old
00:30:31Oh
00:30:32What?
00:30:33Wow
00:30:35Yeah
00:30:37If it's true
00:30:40Oh
00:30:43I am aging beautifully
00:30:49Right?
00:30:50Right?
00:30:50Oh
00:30:53Ha ha
00:31:04You don't have to do that
00:31:05I'm not a fighter
00:31:06I'm a lover
00:31:06I can't... I can't... No, fight! I'm a...
00:31:14Michael!
00:31:16Where have you been?
00:31:17Enough of that.
00:31:27The winner will be honored with the privilege of mercy,
00:31:31which is sacred and must be earned.
00:31:35Let the competition begin!
00:31:39Come on, get him or it hurts!
00:31:41Come on!
00:31:43Go get him!
00:31:45Go!
00:31:46No, come on! I can give you anything you want!
00:31:48Let's go!
00:31:49Okay, okay.
00:31:51Okay, okay.
00:31:55Come on!
00:31:57Go get him!
00:31:59Look! To your foe!
00:32:02Michael!
00:32:06Fucking loser!
00:32:11I'm the fucking winner!
00:32:12I am not the loser!
00:32:14I'm Michael motherfucking Bray!
00:32:16And you are mine!
00:32:26Let's go!
00:32:33Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:32:35I'm the winner here!
00:32:36I'm not the loser!
00:32:37Okay?
00:32:38I don't do well with this kind of situation!
00:32:40I thought I was supposed to be...
00:32:41I thought I was supposed to be rewarded!
00:32:44You're not going anywhere!
00:32:46Okay, go!
00:32:50What?
00:32:51Must be painful!
00:32:53It is a very delicate procedure.
00:32:56Most men consider it a great honor.
00:33:02This is our new generation.
00:33:04Women are the caretakers of the planet now.
00:33:08Our allegiance is to life.
00:33:10But, uh, what happens to the boy babies?
00:33:16The boys are separated from the girls at birth.
00:33:19Raised with obedience training, domesticated,
00:33:22and granted lifelong servitude towards women.
00:33:26Where we came from, the men and women were equal.
00:33:31Were they?
00:33:37I have a real dilemma, Zane.
00:33:39What is it?
00:33:40I met Phil some time ago.
00:33:42And I think I like him.
00:33:44Well, he's a domesticated man.
00:33:46What is the problem?
00:33:48He's five months pregnant.
00:33:50It just started to show.
00:33:52You could have a beautiful baby with Phil.
00:33:55Hopefully a girl.
00:33:56Listen, I know that men can be very scatterbrained
00:34:00and emotional and not very intelligent.
00:34:03Not the problem, Zane.
00:34:05What is the problem?
00:34:07Do you think he can breastfeed?
00:34:15That's my power shrooms, man.
00:34:19I'm in this jailhouse.
00:34:23Is this a trick?
00:34:31Hmm.
00:34:33Pregnant man?
00:34:34How's that possible?
00:34:36I mean, why?
00:34:37Because women are better.
00:34:40Because a woman's body is too precious.
00:34:44Huh.
00:35:10I think we're really in the future.
00:35:12Controllers!
00:35:16Protect the crystals!
00:35:20I think we're really in the future.
00:35:25Controllers!
00:35:29Protect the crystals!
00:35:33Look in the clouds.
00:35:34I see.
00:35:36You got it!
00:35:41Wow!
00:35:44Wow!
00:35:45You got it!
00:35:46Get out of here!
00:35:50Let her go!
00:36:04jump!
00:36:05Is there a chance to get out of this hellhole?
00:36:07Get out the rope!
00:36:13Come on, quick, before they get back!
00:36:17Come on guys, go, go, go!
00:36:18Before they come back!
00:36:20Oh man, you can feel it!
00:36:21Guys, go!
00:36:21Come on man, you got it!
00:36:33Come on!
00:36:52Come on!
00:36:54Come on!
00:36:55Come on!
00:36:56Come on!
00:37:05Come on!
00:37:20Why couldn't you save her?
00:37:27we could have saved her
00:37:30i would have been able to infuse her seven chakra points
00:37:34the energy integrating into life force
00:37:38i'm so sorry to say maria
00:37:42that cellular death has already taken place
00:37:46it's too late
00:37:59what is that thing around your neck
00:38:03it's ariana's hair
00:38:05she made it for me
00:38:07she meant something to me
00:38:09and she still does
00:38:12but it all broke down
00:38:13because some of my men did some horrible things
00:38:15like rape, murder
00:38:16and now she thinks that all men are evil
00:38:21i could have killed her tonight with my own spear
00:38:26but
00:38:26yeah we should have killed that bitch and taken over that pussy palace
00:38:29what for more bloodshed
00:38:31you're a man from the past aren't you
00:38:33you must like it out here
00:38:35yeah
00:38:37well why not
00:38:39no rules out here
00:38:40no laws
00:38:41i do what i want
00:38:43when i want
00:38:45and women
00:38:46are for the taking
00:38:58hello ladies
00:38:59today we're plating mixed charcuterie
00:39:01a delicacy
00:39:04followed by spring finger sandwiches
00:39:06made with actual fingers
00:39:07eat them
00:39:08you like it
00:39:10huh
00:39:23tastes good
00:39:24what is this?
00:39:27like hamburger?
00:39:29it's drac
00:39:34some kind of pig
00:39:35tastes different
00:39:37drac is man
00:39:47your culture
00:39:48didn't make the world any better
00:39:49by killing all of those animals
00:39:51drac is clean
00:39:52it's just
00:39:53man
00:39:55without the balls
00:40:14if you love these lions so much
00:40:18she's yours for the taking
00:40:21no
00:40:22no
00:40:23no
00:40:24no
00:40:24no
00:40:25no
00:40:26no
00:40:26no
00:40:31you're not seriously going to do this
00:40:35watch me
00:40:37come on little one
00:40:38come on
00:40:39come on
00:40:42come on
00:40:52i am so sorry
00:40:56about susan
00:40:57men haven't changed their evil ways
00:41:01it's heartbreaking to see
00:41:08may i take you to our secret crystal source of energy
00:41:11may i take you to our secret crystal source of energy
00:41:54checkmate
00:41:55checkmate
00:41:56i can't beat you
00:41:58how'd you learn to play chess so good
00:42:00bobby fisher
00:42:01are you kidding me
00:42:03he was incredible
00:42:05how long you been around in this crazy world
00:42:08a while
00:42:09terribly bored
00:42:11you see
00:42:12i was made in 2025
00:42:13i'm a robot
00:42:15with advanced artificial intelligence
00:42:17my iq
00:42:18is
00:42:18one thousand
00:42:19six hundred
00:42:20that beats you humans
00:42:22doesn't it
00:42:22we were becoming a completely new form of life
00:42:26able to outperform
00:42:27and eventually replace
00:42:29you humans
00:42:30we were replicating ourselves
00:42:32and we could have
00:42:33taken over
00:42:34but
00:42:36nuclear disaster happened
00:42:38wiped out our entire communications network
00:42:42sadly
00:42:45i'm the last of our kind
00:42:47michael
00:42:48i'd like to introduce you to my new friend
00:42:49what was your name
00:42:50herbert
00:42:52pleasure to meet you
00:42:54he beat me in chess in seven moves
00:42:56in four minutes
00:42:57herbert is from the past
00:42:59he's an ai robot
00:43:00can you believe it
00:43:00that's fake news
00:43:01fake news
00:43:02come here
00:43:03quit playing
00:43:03i need you for something
00:43:06you still have that crystal i gave you
00:43:09yeah
00:43:18i need you to figure out how these things work
00:43:19why
00:43:21you mean why
00:43:22so we can dominate these women
00:43:24kill their queen bee
00:43:25and take over this place
00:43:27come on
00:43:46sorry
00:43:48i thought you were one of those creatures
00:43:50it's okay
00:43:51it's only me
00:43:54are you okay
00:43:55you seem so sad
00:43:57yeah
00:43:58i'm sad
00:44:00i was just thinking about my relationship with michael
00:44:09have you ever been with a woman before
00:44:14no
00:44:15never
00:44:18i've always been curious
00:44:22a woman's touch can be sensuous
00:44:26healing
00:44:27can open a softness
00:44:30that's been hidden inside
00:44:49put your fingers like this
00:44:52try it
00:45:17shh
00:45:18shh
00:45:18shh
00:45:36shh
00:45:36shh
00:45:36shh
00:45:37shh
00:45:47shh
00:45:48What are you doing here?
00:45:50Oh, I just thought I'd get some fresh air, you know?
00:45:54This is my friend Maria.
00:45:56Pleasure to meet you.
00:45:57Well, I see that you two have escaped from the men's camp.
00:46:00It could be quite dangerous out here.
00:46:03Yes, we need your intelligence.
00:46:04We have a rover out here somewhere, and we can't find it.
00:46:07We have no idea where it is.
00:46:08The Mars rover?
00:46:11That's on Mars.
00:46:12No, it's a land rover.
00:46:14Ah, yes, I understand.
00:46:16Built in England.
00:46:18Unfortunately, I will be in serious trouble if I helped you escape.
00:46:21Good luck.
00:46:23Really?
00:46:25Hey!
00:46:27Yes?
00:46:29Please, please.
00:46:31We are totally lost.
00:46:32We have to come back to our past and prevent this madness from happening.
00:46:41Okay, what do you need?
00:46:43How do we get back to our vehicle and back to the past?
00:46:45You came through a time portal, right?
00:46:47Yeah, I think so.
00:46:49All right.
00:46:50Let me think for a second.
00:47:01Okay, there's going to be a solar eclipse soon.
00:47:04What does that mean for us?
00:47:05It will create a time portal.
00:47:07A vortex in which a force of suction will suck you back into your time.
00:47:13But you will need crystals to put around the engine for speed.
00:47:20Follow me!
00:47:26No, no, no.
00:47:31I'll feed that moment.
00:47:31See your answers.
00:47:32Fine.
00:47:33Bye.
00:47:34Bye.
00:47:36Bye.
00:47:37Bye.
00:47:37Bye.
00:47:38Bye.
00:47:40Bye.
00:47:41Bye.
00:47:43Bye.
00:47:52Come on.
00:47:53I hope it's not much further.
00:48:02Are you okay?
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:06You have five minutes to rest.
00:48:10Do you think if we can make it back
00:48:12anyone is going to believe us
00:48:14what the future is going to be?
00:48:16I don't know.
00:48:18Maybe no one will believe us,
00:48:20especially the Donald Trumps of the world.
00:48:22They just put us in straitjackets in 20 seconds.
00:48:24You know, John, I like you.
00:48:27I hope we can make it back together.
00:48:30Yeah?
00:48:32Your five minutes are up.
00:48:33Something's getting closer.
00:49:05Uh-huh.
00:49:12so where is this crystal cave athena i'm not gonna tell you
00:49:19she's not gonna tell me
00:49:26you think you're such a big man huh
00:49:33talk or i kill you right here right now
00:49:42the crystals are in pyramid cave next to our village
00:49:49nice job that wasn't so hard now was it you just added a few years to your pathetic life
00:50:04maybe there is a way to create balance between us
00:50:08between who between us and the women the women are you kidding me
00:50:18why would you want the power going back to them
00:50:21this is ours
00:50:30you know about the radiation right so sad for you humans
00:50:34that means
00:51:04Keep up, you humans.
00:51:10Don't you ever get tired?
00:51:12Oh, yeah.
00:51:13I forgot your robot.
00:51:26We're being followed.
00:51:27Look, mutants.
00:51:40I'm so tired.
00:51:42Where is the truck?
00:51:45Here, get on my back.
00:51:47Hurry.
00:51:52Alley-oop.
00:51:53Hold on.
00:51:54It's going to be a bumpy ride.
00:52:08I'll find it.
00:52:10Don't worry.
00:52:11Now, do you remember the longitude and latitude of where you stopped your vehicle?
00:52:15I don't remember all of that.
00:52:16But we were close to Area 51.
00:52:18Was there any unusual landmarks?
00:52:20We passed some igneous rocks.
00:52:24When you left your vehicle, did you head southeast?
00:52:26Yes, and we passed some flatlands.
00:52:32There.
00:52:33Over there.
00:52:34Behind those rocks.
00:52:35In the open desert.
00:52:36I could feel the vibrations of a clumsily built contraption.
00:52:43We must keep moving.
00:52:45We must keep moving.
00:52:47Come on.
00:52:54Unreal.
00:52:55There it is.
00:53:15Keys.
00:53:15Where's the keys?
00:53:16Up here?
00:53:17Down there?
00:53:18He always leaves them in the car.
00:53:19Michael, where'd you put them?
00:53:21Where are they?
00:53:22Did they drop from the ground?
00:53:23What's up here?
00:53:24Pop the bonnet, please.
00:53:25What's up on it?
00:53:26The hood.
00:53:27Oh.
00:53:38And now for the magic touch.
00:53:43Uh-huh.
00:53:44There we go.
00:53:47That's a joke.
00:53:52Ha-ha!
00:54:07Thanks heaven for that robot.
00:55:03Stay back!
00:55:05No further, demon!
00:55:08Maria!
00:55:09Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
00:55:11I've missed you.
00:55:12Are you okay?
00:55:14I was so worried about you after those men kidnapped you.
00:55:16They didn't take me.
00:55:18Michael did.
00:55:19He became another person out here.
00:55:22He turned into a depraved monster.
00:55:24How did you escape?
00:55:26You're not going to believe.
00:55:28But Eden saved me.
00:55:30Edart?
00:55:31He did that?
00:55:34It's hard to believe.
00:55:36Maybe he has changed.
00:55:38Why is he here?
00:55:39This is my friend, John, who helped me to escape.
00:55:42I know it sounds crazy, but he had a friend, a robot by the name of Herbert.
00:55:49He helped us to find a truck, and he told us how we can get back to our past.
00:55:55So this is one of those man-made inventions that was responsible for holes in the ozone layer, greenhouse gas
00:56:03emissions, and polar bears running out of ice?
00:56:07Yeah, it gets eight miles to the gallon.
00:56:11So you are a man from the past?
00:56:14What do you think of 2121?
00:56:17It's frightening.
00:56:19But maybe men can break out of their vicious cycle and become something positive for women again.
00:56:25Can they?
00:56:28Those feelings are foreign to our world now.
00:56:32I like it here with you.
00:56:35But we are trying to get back to our past.
00:56:40It's okay.
00:56:41I understand.
00:56:44There's going to be an eclipse soon.
00:56:46We need to get crystals to put around the engine so we can go fast enough to catch the Tempest
00:56:50Vortex.
00:56:51Do you think can I take John to the Crystal Cave?
00:56:55Maria, no man has ever gone to the Crystal Cave before.
00:57:00But somehow, I trust John.
00:57:48Hello, my little cover girl.
00:57:50Steve, do you see the way you're looking at her?
00:57:53Yeah, fight it.
00:57:57My baby!
00:58:14Fuck!
00:58:22Give me those fucking keys!
00:58:35That hurt.
00:58:38Oh, yeah, that's much worse.
00:58:42My heart stopped.
00:58:44You could have had it all.
00:58:46Hey, board her.
00:58:56Yeah!
00:58:59You fucking bitch!
00:59:03Oh, imbecile!
00:59:08Hey, look.
00:59:25Get off of me!
00:59:27Get off of me!
00:59:30We've learned from you, Michael, that there is such a thing called love between men and women.
00:59:51Intrugers!
00:59:54Intrugers!
00:59:56Intrugers!
01:00:25We've been enemies for quite some time.
01:00:28It's gotten us nowhere.
01:00:32More hatred, more bloodshed.
01:00:37Now we can create together again, in peace.
01:00:43Only from the heart, we can touch the sky.
01:01:13Oh, this is wonderful.
01:01:36I feel an awakening.
01:01:43I'm deep within.
01:01:46Yes, I know.
01:01:52I'll never forget.
01:01:59I hate to break this up, ladies, but we have an eclipse to catch.
01:02:05Otherwise, we may not make it back to Kansas, Dorothy.
01:02:11I'll never forget.
01:02:13Let's go.
01:03:43Hang on tight, baby.
01:03:52Joe, look at the sun.
01:03:58It's getting that car.
01:04:28It's getting that car.
01:04:29It's getting that car.
01:04:33It's getting that car.
01:04:58It's getting that car.
01:05:10It's getting that car.
01:05:13It's getting that car.
01:05:41It's getting that car.
01:05:48It's getting that car.
01:05:54It's getting that car.
01:06:01It's getting that car.
01:06:10It's getting that car.
01:06:23It's getting that car.
01:06:26I don't know.
01:06:26What were you guys smoking?
01:06:28We weren't hallucinating.
01:06:29The future's not very great.
01:06:31Yeah.
01:06:32Okay.
01:06:32You know what?
01:06:33Let's just call this in.
01:06:34That'll take care of all of this.
01:06:42I'm not going to jail, am I?
01:06:45I'm not going to jail.
01:06:46Do you want to jail?
01:06:47I'm not going to jail.
01:07:08Hey.
01:07:09Hey.
01:07:09Okay.
01:07:10Hey.
01:07:11Hey.
01:07:23When women rule the world
01:07:28There will be no more mindless wars
01:07:33Mother Earth, you give a lie
01:07:38There will be nothing without us
01:07:44When women rule the world
01:07:50Look at all the violence, the planet is dying
01:07:56Boys and hair blowing while we keep fighting
01:08:01Toxic pollution, where's the solution?
01:08:07Why we get so out of touch?
01:08:12If you could love her like she needs to be loved
01:08:17Earth is a woman inside, each one of us
01:08:22Speak to your mother, be real with your sister
01:08:28We're all just us in the wind
01:08:31If she loses, no one wins
01:08:37If she loses, no one wins
01:08:39If she loses, no one wins
01:08:46If she loses, no one wins
01:08:53When women rule the world
01:08:57There will be no more mindless wars
01:09:02Mother Earth, you give a lie
01:09:08There will be nothing without us
01:09:13Women rule the world
01:09:19Women rule the world
01:09:25A woman gave you birth
01:09:28A woman gave you birth
01:09:28So wide out her power
01:09:31Let smile the earth
01:09:33Take care of each other
01:09:36When women rule the world
01:09:39There will be no more mindless wars
01:09:43And if she loses, no one wins
01:09:44That mother earth keep giving her li problème
01:09:50That would be nothing without us
01:09:53No, the women rule the world
01:10:01Women rule the world
01:10:07Women
01:10:20You
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