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Idol Time at The Mall
Using a song that describes how great his friends are, Wyatt wins an idol competition taking place in the mall and becomes famous. However, when none of them attend his first gig the following day, he makes a few "changes" to the song that won him the contest. But then the gang gets mad at him for ruining their reputation.
Using a song that describes how great his friends are, Wyatt wins an idol competition taking place in the mall and becomes famous. However, when none of them attend his first gig the following day, he makes a few "changes" to the song that won him the contest. But then the gang gets mad at him for ruining their reputation.
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00:00Time's Less!
00:08I'm feeling lucky. What, did a customer die and leave you their pickup truck?
00:12Better than that, tomorrow, Star Contest is coming to the mall to scout for talent.
00:16Dude, that's the hottest talent search in the country!
00:19That's so exciting! You have to sign up!
00:22I'm glad you think so, because I want you guys to audition too.
00:25Did someone spike your coffee this morning?
00:27Wyatt, we suck.
00:29Yeah, have you heard Jonesy sing? He sounds like a dying moose.
00:32Look, it doesn't matter. Just go with me and try out. No one says you have to be good.
00:38Come on, you guys. I'll never be able to do this alone. I need you.
00:42And I need a dad who lets me borrow his Porsche.
00:45But we don't always get what we want. It's actually good that you suck.
00:49You'll make me look better and I'll have a better shot at winning.
00:52It's not going to happen.
00:53Please! I'll be indebted to you forever.
00:57Okay, okay. I guess I can humiliate myself for five minutes.
01:01You're the best. A toast to Star Contest.
01:13Give me a lemonade, extra lemon.
01:22I was thinking last night, and I have a question. Why are we all working?
01:27For money?
01:29Right! It's like, what is money really? Just this pretty paper stuff that grows on trees.
01:34Yeah? Well you owe me fifteen of those pretty little pieces of paper, dude.
01:38You owe me ten.
01:39And you owe me six. Plus two bucks for that lemonade.
01:41All good examples, dudes.
01:43Just because some suit at some big bank says this piece of paper is worth something, we use it for
01:49currency.
01:50Uh-huh.
01:50These kabobs, for example, have an accepted consumer value of five dollars.
01:56Right.
01:57So, why can't we use kabobs as currency in the mall?
02:00I don't think Albatross and Finch will accept kabobs in exchange for capris.
02:06Uh-huh.
02:07So, I owe you ten dollars or four tasty chicken kabobs.
02:13Dude, how long have these been in your pocket?
02:15A couple of hours.
02:16Ew.
02:19There you go. Six dollars paid in full.
02:22I am not putting those in my purse.
02:25How much do I owe you guys?
02:26No.
02:27Forget it, dude!
02:31Thanks for helping me with my song.
02:33I love the new bridge.
02:35And I owe you big time for staying up all night with me.
02:38Does your stomach feel kind of raunchy?
02:39Because, oh, my scalp is really itchy and my fingers are tingly.
02:42You're not really much of a coffee drinker, are you?
02:45No, why do you say that? Is it because I'm a Pisces?
02:47I don't wear a wig.
02:49Have some water and calm down.
02:50Yeah, good call.
02:52I'm really nervous about this whole audition thing.
02:55What if they don't like me?
02:56You've been singing since the fourth grade. You're a natural.
02:59I hope so. Let's get out of here.
03:01Yeah, I gotta get some sleep because night is only so long and when it's over there's daytime and your
03:05face seems very, very vivid to me right now.
03:18What are you doing?
03:20Making sure every stick it is the same exact mass.
03:25Hmm. I've gotta hand it to you. You take weirdness to an entirely new level.
03:30Dude, this is currency. It has to be exact.
03:34Do you really think people are gonna use this instead of money?
03:37Sure. Wallets will have to change, but without change we can't advance as a society.
03:43Okay. I'm heading back to the real world now. Later, bro.
03:50The star contest auditions will begin as soon as everyone is registered.
03:56Check. One, two, check. Test. One, two, two.
04:00Sup, Holmes. Yo, man. I'm not gonna front. You need to chill. You feeling me?
04:05Jonesy, can you just give me some space? I'm trying to get ready.
04:08You better back up. You know what I'm saying? I wasn't even at the club. For shizzle.
04:13What?
04:13Don't hate. Let a player play. Hey, there's my homegirl.
04:17Step off, little woof woof.
04:19Come on, girl. Where's the love?
04:22Dang, girl. This ain't an audition for an ugly commercial.
04:26Ugh. Drank too much coffee with Wyatt after work. No sleep.
04:30I shouldn't have let you drink all that coffee. Why don't you crash out on the sofa at the store?
04:34No. No. I'm gonna be alright.
04:42Alright, it's time for the official star contest audition.
04:54Next.
04:58Don't you stare at all the things I got. I'm just Jenny from the penalty box.
05:03Never had a job. Now I'm working overtime. If you wanna get to know me, better get in line.
05:08That was awful. Just awful.
05:15Listen up, G. Got something to say. Gonna break it down now like a powwow.
05:19A big powwow. Yo, don't eat my chow. You like that ring? Check out my bling.
05:25I'm doing my thing and the bell's gonna ring. School's out, sucker.
05:30Ding dong. Get off my stage. Next.
05:35Schnitzel. Horsen. Strike it with a hammer. Metal on metal in the auto park. Hasselhoff on scuba. Hit me. Hit
05:45me. Uh-huh.
05:48Baby. I maxed out your card. Shopping for shoes. I've been shopping so hard.
05:57Next.
05:58Thank God it's Friday. It's time to party. Don't start without me. Pump it up. Everybody say, hey boys.
06:07What am I doing here? Oh, good question. Next.
06:16Yes, hello. Are there any lyrics?
06:21Next.
06:25Is that it then?
06:26You forgot Wyatt Williams. Get out there.
06:31All right. Make it quick.
06:34You can do it, buddy.
06:36Totally.
06:42My friends will always be around. If they sold coolness by the pound, they'd all be stinking rich.
06:51Staying at the Ritz, guaranteed to get you hopping. Need some clothes, they'll take you shopping. Or hang out just
06:58like this. Oh, yeah.
07:00Who knows what the future's gonna bring? I don't know much, but I'll tell you one thing. I can depend
07:10on my friends for everything. Don't matter where or when. Through anything right to the end. I can depend on
07:22my friends.
07:27Finally. Someone with an ounce of real talent. The lyrics could use some work, but you've got a great voice.
07:34Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.
07:43Slide over, sleeping ugly. Look who's come back to the hood. I just hope you'll invite us to all your
07:51parties when you're famous.
07:52Yeah, yeah. I can't believe they picked me. I owe it all to you guys.
07:56Woohoo.
07:57So, what's next?
07:58Tonight, I get to open for utility pool. Sweet.
08:03They're awesome!
08:05And... I got you all front row tickets.
08:07All right!
08:08We'll be there. I knew I could count on you. If I see at least five friendly faces in the
08:13audience, I think I can do this.
08:18You'll be fine. Piece of cake.
08:22Yo, Wyatt. Good luck out there.
08:24Excuse me. Only talent allowed back here. And if memory serves, you're not in danger of falling into that category.
08:31You're on in ten. You. Out. Now.
08:33Right?
08:37Hmm.
08:42I've got a bottle of water that Wyatt drank from here. Ten bucks.
08:46Wyatt!
08:49Hurry up! We're gonna miss Wyatt's gig.
08:53No way!
08:55Albatross and Finch never has sales. They don't have to.
08:59We don't have time for this.
09:01Seventy-five seconds, I promise. I can do huge damage in under two minutes.
09:05Welcome to Albatross and Finch.
09:10Hey.
09:12I guess we could go in for a minute.
09:18You'll be fine.
09:24Where is everybody?
09:27Boy-cut underwear! Two for one!
09:31Sorry, man. I only take cash.
09:33I'll sell you my shirt for three tickets and a burger.
09:36You got a deal.
09:38They say you shed 40 pounds of skin in your lifetime, so you'll literally be taking home a piece of
09:44Wyatt when you buy any one of these personal objects.
09:50I don't believe this. None of my friends showed up.
09:55Thanks a lot, guys.
09:58Time for some new lyrics.
10:02It is my great pleasure to introduce our star contest regional winner, Wyatt.
10:08Wyatt!
10:13This is a song I wrote about my friends.
10:21Jonesy really is a jerk. Hits on anything in a skirt. Jude thinks he's a dude. He doesn't have a
10:30clue.
10:30Caitlyn wears a giant lemon. Thinks the shopping mall is heaven. And Jen? She's just plain rude!
10:39Nikki thinks she's tough. She can't even wake up! None of you were there for me! You suck!
10:57I'm impressed. That version was even better than the original. Thanks.
11:03You guys rock!
11:08I can't believe we totally missed Wyatt's performance.
11:11I feel so bad. I can't even enjoy the blissful afterglow of shopping.
11:17How did I even get all these clothes?
11:19That's their marketing technique.
11:21They suck you in with gorgeous staff and the next thing you know you're buying the clothes to live the
11:25dream.
11:25Hey guys, how was the show?
11:27We're not sure. He must have been good though. I sold all of my Wyatt memorabilia.
11:31I didn't have any cash on me and the ticket dude wasn't hungry.
11:35Yo, Walking Dead, you were there. How was Wyatt?
11:38I woke up and everyone was gone.
11:41None of us saw Wyatt's act?
11:44Well, maybe he couldn't see that we weren't there because of the bright spotlights.
11:49No, I could see.
11:51So, where was everybody?
11:55I am so sorry. It was Albatross and Finch. They had a greeter god.
12:00And it's part of this huge conspiracy to suck you in and...
12:05Caitlin made me do it!
12:07They had a sale! They never have sales!
12:10I'm the worst friend ever, I know.
12:13But I did get this leather bracelet at half off.
12:17And you guys?
12:18We were working the event. I was merchandising an entire line of your products getting your name out there, man.
12:24Shouldn't I be getting most of the profits from that?
12:27I guess that'd make sense.
12:30Please forgive us, Wyatt. Next time we're so there.
12:34Yeah, I should have brought cash. They weren't ready for the barter system yet.
12:39So, none of you actually heard the song?
12:43No. No. No.
12:44We love that song. We knew you'd do a great job.
12:48Actually, I did a different version of the song.
12:52Anyway, just make sure you're there for my next show.
12:55I was.
12:57Gotta bounce.
12:58Wyatt took that pretty well.
12:59Yeah, that was really cool of him.
13:03He's just plain rude!
13:06I liked your song, Wyatt.
13:07Too bad your friends are such losers.
13:10Yeah, well, they're not all that.
13:12Dude, isn't that your song?
13:14You suck!
13:16Dude, how's it going?
13:18Get out of here, man. You suck.
13:20Take it easy, bro. I was gonna buy something this time.
13:27Yeesh.
13:28Great song, Wyatt.
13:28Yeah, your friends stink.
13:32We'd like you to sign the celebrity wall, man.
13:38This is so cool!
13:42Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt!
13:50You guys are so hopeless.
13:53He's just a guy, you know.
13:55I knew him way before he became big.
13:57You did?
13:58Wait a minute.
14:00You're the Nicky and Wyatt song?
14:02Yep.
14:03Ew!
14:04You don't deserve to be friends with him.
14:06Yeah, you don't even deserve to be friends with friends of his.
14:10If you were my friend, I would, like, so unbefriend you.
14:13And un-speed dial you from iPhone.
14:16Oh, so un-speed dial worthy.
14:17Help!
14:21Can you put these on hold for me under Caitlyn?
14:24Caitlyn from the song? I'm afraid I can't do that.
14:27Isn't the sail still on?
14:29Not for you.
14:30We don't want you representing our clothes. It's an image thing. You understand.
14:34But I looked really good in those.
14:44What's up, dude?
14:45I just signed my name beside Pierre Bouvier from Simple Plan.
14:52Why are you going through my garbage can?
14:54Baby, this ain't garbage. This is memorabilia.
14:57We're gonna ride this all the way to the bank.
15:00But you can't just keep following me, picking up everything that I've ever touched.
15:04Hmm. You're right. It's time we talk management.
15:07You want to manage me?
15:09Sure. Why not?
15:10Pack your things. As of this moment, you are no longer stuck in the country section of Spin This.
15:15Where are we going?
15:17To Adult Contempo!
15:21Have you noticed people in the mall are acting really strange?
15:25Yeah. You don't think they're all vampires, do you?
15:30No.
15:31I'll tell you why people are treating us differently.
15:33Wyatt Song.
15:34He changed the lyrics. He made us sound like the worst friends on the planet.
15:39Because we didn't show up for his show.
15:42Now that you mention it, I got a ten minute penalty for wearing my name tag crooked today.
15:46And I got kicked out of Albatross and Finch!
15:49It's been happening to all of us.
15:50I know we screwed up, but Wyatt can't do that. It'll ruin us!
15:54Hey guys.
15:56I guess you heard the song.
15:58I only changed the lyrics because I was mad, but it's cool now.
16:01Guess what? Petty Crime Records heard it and they say they want to sign me.
16:04They're coming tomorrow to hear me play it live.
16:07Cough.
16:08Come on, guys. Lighten up.
16:11Easy for you to say, dude. Everyone in the mall is treating us like piranhas.
16:16Pariahs.
16:16No, I mean the stuff they want to avoid, like those fish with the teeth.
16:20You have to get them to stop playing that song. It's humiliating.
16:24Okay. I know I shouldn't have slammed you guys, but this could be my big break. It's just a song.
16:32Excuse me for a minute.
16:34Make some space. Wyatt's manager coming through.
16:38If you want to see Wyatt, he'll be at the official autograph signing session in the food court in two
16:43minutes.
16:44At five dollars a pop.
16:51What are we going to do about this?
16:54The more they love Wyatt, the more they hate us.
16:57I brought your new wardrobe.
16:59I'm not going to wear leather pants. We'll talk about it after the movie.
17:03Fine. What do you want to see?
17:05Actually, I'm going to a movie with the gang.
17:07Sorry, buddy.
17:08You're ditching me?
17:09But you're my manager. I just work for you, dude. Why don't you hang out with them?
17:15Do you want to see a movie?
17:17That's awesome! That's so winking!
17:19Mouse Bandit!
17:21The Mouse Bandit!
17:27So I said to him, if you call this a chai soy latte, then that must make me the Easter
17:33bunny.
17:35Hey, Jonesy.
17:36You're that singer Wyatt.
17:38And I'm his manager.
17:39Did he just call you Jonesy? Jonesy the jerk who'll hit on anything in a skirt?
17:44Oh, ow! Ow! Oh! Hot! Hot!
17:48That's it!
17:49It is one thing to talk trash about me in your stupid song.
17:52But when that stupid song impedes my ability to score chicks, then you have gone too far, my friend!
18:16You must be from petty crime. You're going to love, love, love the angry thing this kid does.
18:23Anger is so now.
18:26Check it out! Spin This is proud to present the winner of the Star Contest with his sick new song,
18:33Give It Up for Wyatt!
18:44My friends will always be around. If they sold coolness by the pound, they'd all be stinking rich.
18:52Staying at the Ritz, guaranteed to get you hopping. Need some clothes, they'll take you shopping. Or hang out just
18:59like this. Oh, yeah.
19:02What are you doing? That's the wrong version!
19:07No. It's the right one.
19:11I can depend on my friends for everything. No matter where or when. Through anything right till the end. I
19:22can depend on my friends.
19:29Too bad, kid. You could have been someone.
19:32Funny. I thought I already was.
19:35I can't believe you did that.
19:37I'll get another shot. I just didn't want to trash you guys all over the country to do it.
19:41I guess this means I'm fired.
19:43Yep.
19:43That's a shame. Here.
19:46Dude, what were you thinking? It's petty crime records. You could have been the next Alanis Morissette.
19:52I'll get another chance to be her.
20:01Do you smell something...garlicky?
20:05Find everything you were looking for?
20:07Definitely.
20:08And how will you be paying for that, sir?
20:10Will kebabs do?
20:12You guys are closing the cash tonight, right?
20:14Um, yeah. Check the schedule.
20:17Kebabs will be fine.
20:23What is that smell?
20:26See you tomorrow.
20:28Ew!
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