00:14We're going to get busted big time.
00:16Nobody ever got slabbed for just crossing a bridge.
00:21Come on, let's get out of here.
00:23This place gives me the creeps.
00:26Don't tell me you believe all those stories about the bridge monster.
00:31Cross the bridge and cross the creature.
00:34Cross the creature and double its wrath.
00:39Did you hear that?
00:41Oh, boy.
00:55Oh!
00:56Whoa!
01:14Nobody ever got slabbed just for crossing a bridge, huh?
01:31If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?
01:39If there's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?
01:47That's right.
01:55I ain't afraid of no ghost.
01:57Can I see you change?
01:59I'm gonna do your head.
02:01Who you gonna call?
02:04Ghostbusters.
02:08I ain't afraid of no ghost.
02:11You know busting makes me feel good.
02:15I ain't afraid of no ghost.
02:18I ain't afraid of no ghost.
02:24Woo!
02:32Termite TDA.
02:34A pseudo-neuropterous creature with an affinity for wood.
02:37You got bugs, lady.
02:39Termites, to be exact.
02:40I'll need to tent the place for 48 hours.
02:43Total evacuation, of course.
02:45Huh?
02:45What?
02:46I know this scam.
02:48First they empty out the place, then they empty out the place.
02:51I wouldn't fall for it.
02:53Hey!
02:56So when can you start?
02:57Tomorrow.
02:58Got anything unusual in here I should know about?
03:01Low-level ectoplasm, trans-dimensional spirit matter, assorted demonic tissue samples.
03:06You know, the usual stuff.
03:08Looks like you'll need a place to stay, Egon.
03:10My place is cozy.
03:12Just you and me.
03:14And gliding in the green.
03:17Or you could both find a hotel.
03:19I'd let you stay with me, but my cat's not real big on free-floating vaporous goopy apparitions.
03:25Wish I could help you, Egon, but we don't have a spare piece of floor at my place, let alone
03:29an extra bed.
03:30Yeah, sorry, state championships.
03:33I got a half a dozen wheelchair basketball players crashing at my place already.
03:38What's up?
03:39Eduardo, you live alone, right?
03:42Wouldn't have it any other way.
03:43Got my own space, total freedom.
03:45So, what more could I want?
03:50When I said, what more could I want, it was more of a rhetorical question.
03:59Meals are not included.
04:07Egon, what's this stuff in my shower?
04:10I'm cultivating mold samples.
04:12Don't worry, moisture is good for them.
04:18Just 48 hours.
04:20Try not to kill them for just 48 hours.
04:35Don't you growl at me, ugly!
04:46Hey, where's my daily baddow?
04:49AHHH!
04:51Somebody help!
04:52There's a creature destroying the kitchen!
04:56AHHHH!
04:57AHHHH!
05:23Not bad, huh?
05:26Most impressive.
05:28This image was clearly retouched on the Intellimage 602, but was it vectored or bitmapped?
05:35Leave it to Egon to suck all the beauty out of life.
05:42Wait here and don't make a sound.
05:46Hi, Eduardo. I hope I'm not bothering you, but I need to go to the market and I was...
05:51Mom wants to pawn me off on you for a while, Uncle Eduardo.
05:54No! I mean, now isn't a good time.
05:59Is everything all right?
06:00I'm fine.
06:01Carl's not here, is he?
06:03He's working the day shift.
06:05Maybe if you two just sat down and talked, brothers shouldn't let their differences come between them.
06:10Sometimes I think our differences are the only thing we have in common.
06:13Oh! You have a guest.
06:16This is Egon. My boss. Egon, this is my sister-in-law, Beth. Now say goodbye, Egon.
06:21We just got a call. A disturbance down at the Chicken Shack.
06:27I thought you lived alone.
06:29Look, it's a long story, okay? Just do me a favor and lay low.
06:33You won't even know we're here.
06:38Yeah. I won't even know you're here.
06:43And then it splits up like one of them amoebas and suddenly there's two of them running around.
06:49Definitely ectoplasmic. Level four. Here, get a sample for Egon.
06:53Why not? What's one more jar of paranormal pus in my house?
06:57What is your malfunction?
06:59Egon! He's got his junk all over my apartment. There's mold growing in my shower!
07:05And what? He got rid of it?
07:08I hate to interrupt this thrilling episode of the real world, but the cook said one of those things went
07:14up the ventilation shaft.
07:15Looks like a tight squeeze. We'll be able to get our proton packs through.
07:19Grab a ghost trap! We're doing this the old-fashioned way.
07:23Oh, look! The goofbusters!
07:25Oh, man. I'm out of here.
07:29Guess we aren't needed after all.
07:34What is it with you and cops?
07:37It's okay, officer. We got the situation under control.
07:41Listen, kid. I don't take orders from you. You take orders from me.
07:51Fun. Maybe next time we can belly-crawl through a cesspool wearing Speedos.
08:04Must have been storage for that old costume shop next door.
08:13It's okay, Maia.
08:14Hi-di!
08:21Hi-di!
08:24Hey, Stumpy. Pick on someone your own size.
08:27Oh, my son.
08:36Have you seen anything like this before?
08:39Where do you think I hang out?
08:41Yeah, looks like it was a couple of whacked-out kids.
08:44I've seen stranger things.
08:47You Ghostbusters better watch yourselves.
08:49I've got my eye on you.
08:52Sir, yes, sir.
08:54The ghost trap's over by the mannequins.
08:56Create a diversion.
08:58Why am I always the bait?
09:14Kylie, look out!
09:24Trolls, like those little dolls with big orange hair?
09:27Real trolls are incredibly vicious, especially when defending their homes.
09:31Are you saying that attic was Troll Central?
09:33Highly unlikely.
09:34They usually nest in bridges.
09:36These particular trolls appear to display psychoresponsive replication.
09:41Do you come with subtitles?
09:43Negative emotions within the troll trigger accelerated cell division, resulting in an almost instantaneous replication.
09:49It's a defense mechanism, like a skunk spray.
09:55Hey, you sure we got enough juice to handle all this stuff?
10:03Don't worry. I packed a fire extinguisher.
10:15Open up this door.
10:17Okay, what's going on in here?
10:19Just a minor electrical fire officer.
10:22We've got it under control.
10:23No one was asking you, mister.
10:25I was speaking to my brother.
10:28Listen, Carlos, my name is Carl.
10:30How many times do we have to have this conversation?
10:33Do you want something, or do you just come up here to remodel my doorway?
10:38If you finish barbecuing my guest room, Beth says dinner's at 8 instead of 7.30.
10:43Like she told your roommate.
10:46Ugh.
10:46Did you have to accept her invitation?
10:49Is that a problem?
10:50Ugh.
10:54It's so nice to have everyone here for dinner.
10:57One big happy family.
11:02So, how was your day, hon?
11:04Fine, until we ran into those Ghostbuster clowns.
11:07You meant the Ghostbusters?
11:09Did you get me an autograph?
11:11Tell me you did.
11:12They're dangerous, son.
11:14If it were up to me, they'd been locked up a long time ago.
11:16Well, that's not true.
11:18As a matter of fact, your own brother is...
11:20goes to class with some of them.
11:22They're really not so bad.
11:23Dad was a cop.
11:24I'm a cop.
11:25It's your one chance of making something of yourself.
11:27No, your one chance, okay?
11:29I'm not like you or Dad.
11:31You got Dad right.
11:32You have no respect for authority.
11:33Just like those Ghostbusters.
11:36Excuse me, but why do you have so many issues with the Ghostbusters?
11:41Eduardo and I happen to be...
11:42Really enjoying this great meal.
11:44Why spoil it with all this talk about the Ghostbusters?
11:47Eduardo, you really seem to be enjoying the chicken.
11:54Yum!
11:56More chicken!
11:58Yum!
11:59More chicken.
12:01Please.
12:15Look what we got here.
12:18Let me guess.
12:19Sleepy and dopey?
12:24You're trespassing on our bridge.
12:37No!
12:39Mommy!
12:42Why are you so adamant about hiding your affiliation with us?
12:45I don't know what you're talking about, man.
12:48Are you that intimidated by your brother?
12:50Hey, I'm not having this conversation.
12:53Just one more day and you're out of here.
12:55Along with your moldy towels and electrical fires,
12:58and my life goes back to normal.
13:12Get up!
13:15Do you hear something?
13:27Get up. There's a call.
13:28The Ecto-1 is on its way to pick you up.
13:31Why can't the ghosties keep normal hours?
13:37All right, let's roll.
13:39Roll where? We're here.
13:43This is not happening.
13:45Uh, wait. Um, false alarm.
13:48I know these people.
13:49They call 911 when a goldfish dies.
13:52Stop whining.
13:54Don't I always protect you?
13:57Um.
13:58Hey, Egon. Nice jammies.
14:02Thank you for getting here so fast.
14:04No problem.
14:05As it turns out, your neighbor happens to be one of us.
14:08Mrs. McCloskey's a ghostbuster?
14:10Egon, you may not want to come in for a few minutes.
14:12It might be dangerous.
14:14Oh, he's used to it.
14:15Oh, you know each other?
14:17There's a definite presence.
14:20It's in the kitchen.
14:23Hey!
14:26Now, why does that sound familiar?
14:42What's going on here?
14:44What are you people doing in my house?
14:47And what are you doing in that stupid get-up?
14:49Hey, aren't you that cop from that-
14:52Uncle Eduardo's a ghostbuster?
14:55Rad!
14:56Kevin, back to your room!
14:58But, Dad!
14:59Dad!
15:00No!
15:01No!
15:02No!
15:03You weren't man enough to tell me.
15:05Tell you what?
15:06Who is this guy?
15:08He's my brother.
15:12Cool!
15:16Radical!
15:43Oh, no!
15:44I let it loose!
15:53And take that flying garbage disposal with you!
15:59All righty.
16:00But only because you asked so nice.
16:02Would you rather spend the night in a jail cell?
16:05Lay off, Carlos.
16:07Your problem's with me.
16:08You got that right.
16:09You bring ghosts into my house,
16:11get my son thinking you thugs are some kind of heroes,
16:14you're setting him straight,
16:16and then you are out.
16:17Kevin?
16:18Kevin?
16:20Kevin?
16:23Where are you, son?
16:25Yo, Kevin!
16:27Eduardo, Carl,
16:29this is very bad.
16:39I'm a ghostbuster.
16:41I can do this.
16:46Let's go!
16:47This ain't a freakin' parking lot!
16:57Kevin!
16:58Kevin!
16:59It's no good.
17:00The PKE trail's cold.
17:02Carl.
17:04I called the whole neighborhood.
17:06Nobody's seen him.
17:09This is all your fault.
17:10Anything happens to Kevin?
17:12All units,
17:13we have a code 497 officer down.
17:16All available units,
17:17please proceed to the Brooklyn Bridge.
17:19Didn't you say trolls make nests in bridges?
17:22Correct.
17:22They're pack hunters.
17:23If you find one,
17:24you should find them all.
17:26Where are you going?
17:27Let us handle it.
17:29I'm getting my son back,
17:30and you're staying right here.
17:33We gotta catch up to my brother
17:35before those trolls wax him.
17:41Carlos, wait!
17:42You're only gonna get him mad,
17:44and that just makes it worse.
17:45I told you to back off, Eddie,
17:47and stay away from my son.
18:10Kevin!
18:12Kevin!
18:13Kevin!
18:16Kevin!
18:18Kevin! Kevin!
18:20Dad!
18:21Kevin! You alright?
18:23Dad, look out!
18:33There must be 50 of them now.
18:35If that's true, they'll be hundreds within minutes.
18:38We'll never trap them all.
18:40Too bad we can't just glue them back together.
18:44That's it.
18:45What?
18:45You brought glue?
18:46We can reconfigure the energy flow of the proton packs.
18:50If we reverse flow,
18:52it may act as a magnet and fuse their cells back together.
18:57What are those things?
18:59Can't you people do anything?
19:01Oh, so now you want my help.
19:06Don't give me your lip, Eddie.
19:08My son is out there.
19:09Then step aside, Mr. Police Officer,
19:11and make way for a scientist.
19:14Whoa!
19:15Let's go!
19:17Let's go!
19:18Sorry.
19:18Let's kick some troll.
19:21Let's go!
19:24Let's go!
19:31Uncle Eduardo, help!
19:49You know better than to mess with this button, right?
19:51You know better than to mess with this button, right?
20:03I...
20:04I do now.
20:06Reverse float!
20:08Reverse float!
20:09I do now.
20:10I did now.
20:34I do now.
20:35I was gonna make way for a cat.
20:36I was gonna get a troll to the cat.
20:37That's right!
20:37You know better than to mess with me.
20:39I don't know if you're going to go.
20:39I don't know if you're going to get a troll.
20:39You got something to say to Kevin?
20:41Yeah, I'm proud of being a Ghostbuster.
20:44And your dad can kick me out if he wants to,
20:46but I ain't gonna hide it from him or anybody.
20:52I hope I wasn't too much of an inconvenience.
20:55Well, let's just say I'm looking forward to getting back my space.
21:04Hey!
21:08And my clean clothes.
21:20When the things that slitter in the shadows
21:26Keep you up late at night
21:29When there's something lurking in your closet
21:34Who can make you feel all right
21:39Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
21:51Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
21:53Thank you very much.
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