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00:04:24If you take an Uber in a small town now, you are guaranteed to be picked up by a white,
00:04:29retired dad.
00:04:31Good luck selecting no conversation with them.
00:04:35They're like, my children are gone, and you're the only one I can talk to.
00:04:39It's more impersonal as a whole now, Uber, which is sad.
00:04:42But you know what I'm happy about is Airbnb is more impersonal now, and I think that's a good thing.
00:04:47Nowadays, Airbnb is just run-through-ass apartments
00:04:50with Wayfair furniture
00:04:52and, like, a locked closet you're not allowed to go in.
00:04:56Big wow.
00:04:57When Airbnb started, you were legit inside someone's house,
00:05:02and they gave you a laminated sheet
00:05:04of chores you had to do.
00:05:07Airbnb back then treated you
00:05:09like you were an 11-year-old over the summer.
00:05:11It was like, please empty all lawn clippings
00:05:14into the green bin before leaving.
00:05:16Dig up septic tank and rinse.
00:05:20Prior to leaving the house,
00:05:22firmly seal all garbage cans,
00:05:24or raccoons will get inside and use drugs.
00:05:29You know what I've always loved is on Halloween,
00:05:32Uber changes the little map on the app
00:05:34so that instead of cars,
00:05:35you see little jack-o'-lanterns driving around.
00:05:37I think that's very sweet.
00:05:39And if you think about it,
00:05:40if you think about it, Uber is a lot like a jack-o'-lantern.
00:05:43They both have triangle eyes.
00:05:45They both only come out once a year,
00:05:47and they're both filled with slimy stuff.
00:05:49So, all right, that's interesting that you laughed.
00:05:52So, why did you laugh?
00:05:55That joke made no sense.
00:05:57The examples, that was a little experiment
00:06:00to see if the rhythm of the joke would work
00:06:02when the examples made no sense.
00:06:04They both have triangle eyes.
00:06:07You were laughing at that.
00:06:09Thank you for participating.
00:06:11I'd be a little embarrassed if I were you.
00:06:14There's nothing really revolutionary about Uber
00:06:16when you think about it.
00:06:17Everyone acts like it's some big, you know,
00:06:19technological innovation.
00:06:20It's just, I don't know,
00:06:22picking up hitchhikers for money.
00:06:24And I'm glad.
00:06:25I like that.
00:06:26I always resented the way people talked about hitchhiking.
00:06:29You know, people would be like,
00:06:29oh, in the good old days,
00:06:31you used to hitchhike.
00:06:32Not anymore.
00:06:33Those are the same people that were like,
00:06:34no, nobody used to have to lock their doors at night.
00:06:37Like, what?
00:06:38How stupid was your generation
00:06:40that they hadn't thought of robbing houses?
00:06:43When was it ever a good idea to hitchhike?
00:06:46When was it like,
00:06:46ah, it used to be great
00:06:47to get in cars with strangers
00:06:50on remote highways.
00:06:52But then the Simpsons came out,
00:06:54and suddenly there was rape and murder.
00:06:58You know what a big thing is?
00:06:59Like, if Uber's safe or not,
00:07:01a lot of people will reassure you this way.
00:07:02They'll be like, well, it's safe
00:07:04because if your driver killed you,
00:07:06the police would be able to track your killer
00:07:08through your Uber account.
00:07:11Okay?
00:07:12Uh, I don't care.
00:07:15I've never cared about the aftermath of my murder.
00:07:19I'm mad that I'm murdered.
00:07:22When you find me ass up,
00:07:24violated in the Everglades,
00:07:26and you put one of those white tents
00:07:28over my corpse
00:07:29so that helicopters
00:07:30can't get photos of me dead
00:07:32in a dress or whatever.
00:07:34Once that happens,
00:07:36I don't care if you catch the guy or not.
00:07:38I'm hoping I'm in heaven,
00:07:40and I really doubt
00:07:41I'm following the news story.
00:07:43I doubt heaven includes
00:07:44reading your own press,
00:07:46unless this is heaven.
00:07:50And if I am killed, by the way,
00:07:52if I'm ever murdered,
00:07:54I'm holding you all responsible,
00:07:56if I'm ever murdered in a new type of way
00:07:59by a new type of repeat offender,
00:08:02do not name the new law after me.
00:08:06I've always felt bad
00:08:07for the Tracys and the Jolene's
00:08:09of the world
00:08:10who are behind Tracy's law
00:08:12and Jolene's law.
00:08:13Those women are probably like,
00:08:14hey, my whole thing wasn't being murdered.
00:08:16I did line dancing
00:08:18and was toxic at work.
00:08:20Remember me for that.
00:08:21So, if there is ever
00:08:24a work-release program
00:08:25where prisoners are allowed
00:08:27to go out and be mall Santas,
00:08:29and three of those convict mall Santas
00:08:32figure out how to take off
00:08:33their ankle monitors,
00:08:34and then they kidnap me,
00:08:36and while they're wearing
00:08:37their Santa costumes,
00:08:39they get me, I don't know,
00:08:40ass up and violate me.
00:08:45And then they make videos of me
00:08:47tied up having to act out emojis
00:08:49before they kill me.
00:08:52I don't want that addressed
00:08:53in something called
00:08:54Mulaney's law.
00:08:57Listen, by the way.
00:08:59Listen.
00:09:02Holy shit.
00:09:03Listen to this,
00:09:04who we have on the show tonight.
00:09:06Joining us on this stage,
00:09:08the one and only
00:09:09Amy Sedaris.
00:09:15Then, then a guest
00:09:16I have been so excited about
00:09:18for weeks,
00:09:18an absolute icon
00:09:19and a wonderful person,
00:09:21Sigourney Weaver
00:09:22is on the show.
00:09:25Then,
00:09:27then we are joined
00:09:28by the iconic,
00:09:29electric,
00:09:30borderline illegal talent
00:09:32of Natasha Leo.
00:09:37and, as I've said
00:09:38many times before,
00:09:39this show,
00:09:40Everybody's Live,
00:09:41is the best showcase
00:09:42for live music
00:09:43in entertainment,
00:09:44and tonight we have
00:09:45a performance
00:09:46that's fucking wild.
00:09:47I've been listening
00:09:48to their music
00:09:49all year,
00:09:50and I'm so excited
00:09:51that Yule
00:09:52is on our program.
00:09:53Yeah!
00:09:54The best!
00:09:55Yeah!
00:09:56Richard, yeah!
00:09:58Richard, I know you,
00:09:59you know Yule.
00:10:00I love Yule.
00:10:02They rock!
00:10:03They rock!
00:10:04They rock!
00:10:05They want, they,
00:10:06you know what,
00:10:07they make me want
00:10:08to smoke weed,
00:10:09soak the formaldehyde,
00:10:11and then fucking dance.
00:10:14I agree.
00:10:15I love him.
00:10:16Love him.
00:10:17I love him.
00:10:19Plus,
00:10:21plus, as you know,
00:10:22May 28th next week,
00:10:23our finale,
00:10:24we are having fight night.
00:10:26Tonight,
00:10:27yeah,
00:10:28tonight at the end
00:10:29of the show,
00:10:29I will be revealing
00:10:30the third
00:10:31of my teenage fight challenge.
00:10:36Wait,
00:10:37what year is it?
00:10:38Oh.
00:10:39Holy shit.
00:10:40It's 2025.
00:10:43I'm kind of
00:10:43in the middle of something.
00:10:45I know, I know.
00:10:4672 degrees and sunny.
00:10:51Is,
00:10:52is Uber
00:10:53a really good thing?
00:10:54And that,
00:10:54that filthy
00:10:55Mulaney's Law thing
00:10:56in the monologue
00:10:57that you thought
00:10:57you'd get a bigger laugh.
00:10:59Yeah,
00:10:59but how did you?
00:11:00I'm you,
00:11:01dummy!
00:11:03No, you're not.
00:11:04If you're me,
00:11:05then which teacher
00:11:06growing up
00:11:07did I have
00:11:07the biggest crush on?
00:11:08Trick question.
00:11:09We had crushes
00:11:10on three.
00:11:11Yeah.
00:11:12Whoa.
00:11:13We even daydreamed
00:11:16about murdering
00:11:17their husbands
00:11:18so we could be with them
00:11:20in our treehouse.
00:11:22Then,
00:11:23at 11,
00:11:24we were like,
00:11:24they will possibly
00:11:25have school sex
00:11:27with us.
00:11:28And if they,
00:11:29any of them
00:11:30hit at wanting
00:11:32their husbands
00:11:33out of the picture,
00:11:34we are prepared
00:11:35to kill.
00:11:38You are mine.
00:11:45John,
00:11:46I came here
00:11:47from the year
00:11:482055
00:11:49to warn you
00:11:50not to fight
00:11:51those three
00:11:5214-year-old boys.
00:11:54Things get
00:11:55very, very bad
00:11:56for us
00:11:57when that happens.
00:11:58Oh, no.
00:11:58Do I fall off
00:11:59the wagon?
00:12:00A few times.
00:12:01But it's fine.
00:12:03It's Vegas, baby.
00:12:05Oh, I don't love
00:12:06that I start saying that.
00:12:09Wait, you're from the future.
00:12:11What happens
00:12:12in that Justin Baldoni case?
00:12:15I don't remember.
00:12:17But you're from the future.
00:12:18Yeah, that doesn't mean
00:12:19that I remember everything.
00:12:21Well, did Blake really tell Taylor,
00:12:22like,
00:12:22hey, you gotta stick up for me?
00:12:25You're asking me too much.
00:12:27I can't recall conversations
00:12:29that I wasn't present for.
00:12:30That's fair.
00:12:31And true,
00:12:32it's not like my memory
00:12:32was gonna get better
00:12:33with age,
00:12:34especially with
00:12:34all the cocaine
00:12:36we did
00:12:37in our 20s
00:12:38and 30s
00:12:39and our 50s.
00:12:41Oh.
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:50John,
00:12:50listen,
00:12:51very carefully.
00:12:53if you fight those boys...
00:12:54Oh, wait.
00:12:55You're from the future.
00:12:56How does the show
00:12:56Big Love end?
00:12:59It ended in 2011.
00:13:01No, no, I know,
00:13:01but I just started
00:13:02binging it now
00:13:03and it's like five full seasons.
00:13:04No, we stopped
00:13:04at season three.
00:13:05Yeah.
00:13:06And it's not that
00:13:06it wasn't good,
00:13:07it's just...
00:13:08Who has the time?
00:13:11As I was saying,
00:13:12this fight
00:13:12will usher in
00:13:14worldwide...
00:13:15Hey, Richard, Richard.
00:13:15Yes?
00:13:16Do you watch Big Love?
00:13:17You know,
00:13:18it's one of those shows
00:13:19that I keep meaning
00:13:20to get back to.
00:13:21I keep forgetting
00:13:22it was there.
00:13:23Richard!
00:13:24Richard, sweet Richard,
00:13:26whatever you do,
00:13:26do not go to
00:13:27Eric Stone Street's
00:13:28golf tournament
00:13:29in the spring.
00:13:30You will die.
00:13:33John,
00:13:34I have to go.
00:13:35I'm playing
00:13:35with Ahmad Rashad.
00:13:38I don't think
00:13:39you understand.
00:13:39You will die there.
00:13:41If you want
00:13:42to stay alive,
00:13:44don't go.
00:13:44I understand.
00:13:45I just...
00:13:46I'm gonna go
00:13:47because I can't
00:13:49disappoint Eric Stone Street.
00:13:51Okay.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:52Future me,
00:13:53what were you saying
00:13:54about the fight?
00:13:55Oh, well,
00:13:55you mean the biggest
00:13:56mistake of our lives?
00:13:57Well, it goes down
00:13:58like this.
00:14:00Oh, shit.
00:14:01What?
00:14:01I gotta go.
00:14:02The portal only stays open
00:14:04for 76 seconds.
00:14:05Oh.
00:14:06I'm shooting
00:14:07my 50th special tonight.
00:14:09You know what it's called?
00:14:10Is there an app for that?
00:14:12Oh.
00:14:13That sucks, man.
00:14:23I know it does.
00:14:25Bye-bye.
00:14:26Bye.
00:14:27Hey, future me.
00:14:29Your hair looks great.
00:14:33How about that?
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39That was me in the future.
00:14:41Richard Kind
00:14:42has one year to live.
00:14:44So much is happening.
00:14:46Let's get this show started.
00:14:47Can I get a little music
00:14:48to cover my cross
00:14:49up to the chair?
00:14:50Thank you so much.
00:14:51Beautiful.
00:14:52Beautiful.
00:14:53Beautiful.
00:14:57Wonderful.
00:14:58Wonderful.
00:14:59Wonderful library music.
00:15:01Wonderful library samba
00:15:02accompanying me
00:15:03to my chair.
00:15:04As I mentioned,
00:15:05tonight's topic is
00:15:06Is Uber Good?
00:15:08Question mark.
00:15:08I'm joined tonight
00:15:09as a resource,
00:15:11as a source,
00:15:13an expert on this
00:15:14by public transit advocate,
00:15:16Alyssa Walker.
00:15:17Give her a big hand.
00:15:22Alyssa,
00:15:23thank you for being here
00:15:24as a reference point,
00:15:26as someone with a lot
00:15:27of knowledge of the topic
00:15:28for us to bounce questions off of,
00:15:30for my callers to speak to,
00:15:31and we very much appreciate
00:15:32that you're here.
00:15:33Before we begin,
00:15:35you are a public transit advocate,
00:15:38so not so much an Uber fan?
00:15:40I would say that it's good
00:15:41that we have options
00:15:42to get around,
00:15:43especially ones
00:15:44that we can access
00:15:44from our phones,
00:15:45but cars haven't done
00:15:47a very good job
00:15:48with that historically,
00:15:49so Uber is actually
00:15:52contributing to the problem
00:15:53in a way
00:15:53by investing millions
00:15:55and billions.
00:15:55So wait,
00:15:55how did you get
00:15:56to the show tonight?
00:15:57I took public transit.
00:15:58You took LA public transit?
00:15:59Of course I did.
00:16:00That's fucking wild.
00:16:06Like the bus?
00:16:07The bus and the train.
00:16:08The train.
00:16:12This is a dystopian nightmare.
00:16:14Wow.
00:16:15We are going to take your calls
00:16:17throughout the program
00:16:18as we always do
00:16:19to hear your Uber thoughts,
00:16:21Uber stories, pro or con.
00:16:22The number is up on your screen.
00:16:25There it is.
00:16:25My first guest joining us
00:16:28to talk about all things Uber
00:16:29and all things all things
00:16:31is a brilliant writer,
00:16:32comedian and actor
00:16:33and I am so happy
00:16:35to have them on the program.
00:16:36Please welcome Amy Sedaris.
00:16:38Yeah!
00:16:48Hi, Amy.
00:16:52I have a complaint already.
00:16:55You have a complaint?
00:16:55This table,
00:16:56you know,
00:16:57all these,
00:16:57what are these?
00:16:58These are glass grapes.
00:16:59I know,
00:16:59how do you wash them?
00:17:00In the dishwasher?
00:17:01Do you just put them
00:17:01in the dishwasher or something?
00:17:02I'll find out.
00:17:03Let me know,
00:17:04control room in my ear
00:17:05at some point.
00:17:06It blocks the shoes
00:17:08and everything,
00:17:09so now I've got to sit like this.
00:17:13Yeah,
00:17:13do you want to be
00:17:15legs up on the couch?
00:17:16No, I'm just kidding.
00:17:17It's just a lot.
00:17:18Hey!
00:17:18The grapes have slowly grown
00:17:19over time.
00:17:20There were less grapes
00:17:21and then I've noticed
00:17:22I do have worse sight lines
00:17:23as the program's gone on.
00:17:25How are you, Amy?
00:17:25I'm good, thank you.
00:17:26Do you know
00:17:27Alyssa Walker?
00:17:28I chit-chatted with her
00:17:29a little bit
00:17:29because I got here
00:17:30so early.
00:17:30I know Richard
00:17:31from Second City.
00:17:33Oh, yeah.
00:17:33And he was,
00:17:34he played Harry Link
00:17:35on Stranger to the Candy.
00:17:37He was my dentist,
00:17:38right?
00:17:38I was.
00:17:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:40I had a dentist
00:17:40with braces.
00:17:41You had a leg brace.
00:17:42Yeah, you put, yeah.
00:17:43Leg braces.
00:17:44Jerry got braces.
00:17:45And you had leg braces.
00:17:47Wait,
00:17:47how long have you
00:17:48known Richard?
00:17:49Decades?
00:17:49What, uh, 80s, right?
00:17:50Decades, yes.
00:17:51What was young Richard like?
00:17:53He could put
00:17:54his entire fist
00:17:54in his mouth.
00:17:57Is this true?
00:18:00Yeah.
00:18:01That was his bit
00:18:02at Second City
00:18:03and he cram it
00:18:05in his mouth.
00:18:05I could put my fist
00:18:05in my mouth.
00:18:06Don't ask me.
00:18:07Can you still do it?
00:18:09I can.
00:18:10Oh, come on.
00:18:11No, never mind.
00:18:16I love you.
00:18:17I love the show.
00:18:18I have children
00:18:19and therefore
00:18:20maybe dignity.
00:18:22And I don't do it.
00:18:23I said,
00:18:23I did it on
00:18:24the Carol Burnett show
00:18:25years ago,
00:18:26the Carol and Company thing.
00:18:27I said I would
00:18:28never do it again.
00:18:28Oh, okay.
00:18:29And I just won't.
00:18:30Can you put
00:18:31your foot in your mouth?
00:18:33I just, okay.
00:18:34No, I just,
00:18:37I won't.
00:18:37I won't.
00:18:38Big mouth.
00:18:39Big mouth.
00:18:41Amy, it's so nice
00:18:42to have you here.
00:18:43Do you have an opinion
00:18:44on Uber?
00:18:45Do you take them?
00:18:45I do take Uber.
00:18:46What I like about Uber,
00:18:48first of all,
00:18:48I prefer a cab
00:18:50because I feel like
00:18:51Uber took money
00:18:51from the taxi cabs
00:18:53and I like the idea
00:18:53of hailing a cab
00:18:54but New York cabs
00:18:55can be filthy
00:18:56and sometimes
00:18:57when I'm all dressed up
00:18:58I want to take Uber
00:18:58and plus you don't have
00:18:59to worry about
00:19:00the tip in cash
00:19:01although sometimes
00:19:02I do tip them in cash
00:19:03but I kind of like
00:19:04Do you tip an Uber in cash?
00:19:05Sometimes,
00:19:06especially if I'm going
00:19:06out to the suburbs
00:19:07to visit my godchildren.
00:19:08It's a long drive
00:19:09so I like,
00:19:10Oh, they're out
00:19:10in the suburbs now
00:19:11you've got children?
00:19:11Yeah, they're in
00:19:12Maplewood, New Jersey.
00:19:13Oh my god,
00:19:13that's so far.
00:19:14It's far
00:19:14but in an Uber
00:19:15it's just easier
00:19:16and I tip them in cash
00:19:18because it's so far
00:19:19and not like that.
00:19:20And because
00:19:20do they get more
00:19:21of the tip
00:19:22when you tip in cash?
00:19:22I just like,
00:19:23everyone wants a present
00:19:24it makes someone stay
00:19:25to give them a big tip.
00:19:26I'm a big over tip.
00:19:27Oh, you just like
00:19:27the actual handling of cash.
00:19:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:29As do I.
00:19:30And cabs I always pay in cash
00:19:31I never use a credit card
00:19:32because I panic
00:19:33because it's taking so long
00:19:34and everyone's honking
00:19:35behind you
00:19:36so I always just pay in cash.
00:19:38I carry so much cash.
00:19:39I shouldn't say that.
00:19:40No, but I really do.
00:19:42I really do.
00:19:43I carry so much cash
00:19:44and whenever I do stand-up
00:19:45and we sell merchandise
00:19:46and stuff
00:19:47I get all the cash
00:19:48and I put it in a duffel bag
00:19:49and I smell it.
00:19:50It smells like a dead bar.
00:19:52Yes.
00:19:53You can get them
00:19:53with a dollar sign on it.
00:19:56The banks.
00:19:56You know,
00:19:57I've never seen one.
00:19:58You can buy them online.
00:19:59I just bought one.
00:20:00You got a dollar sign bag?
00:20:01And they make laundry bags
00:20:02too with a dollar.
00:20:03Isn't that funny?
00:20:03A big laundry bag
00:20:04with a dollar sign on it.
00:20:06Yeah.
00:20:07But you want the ones
00:20:08with the two strikes.
00:20:09Yeah, I know.
00:20:09That's what looks like a real bank.
00:20:11That's what looks authentic.
00:20:13You'd be a really good cab driver.
00:20:16Oh, no.
00:20:17My sense of direction
00:20:17is so bad.
00:20:18No, but I mean
00:20:19more in like
00:20:20the conversation sense.
00:20:21You feel like
00:20:21you always have
00:20:22something to talk about.
00:20:23You're able to strike up
00:20:24conversations with most people.
00:20:24Sure, and sometimes you want to
00:20:25and sometimes you don't.
00:20:26The Ubers here in L.A.
00:20:27are kind of creepy.
00:20:29First of all,
00:20:29they're always kind of warm.
00:20:30The windows are always down.
00:20:32Like they're beachy.
00:20:33And they always talk about
00:20:34the screenplays
00:20:35they're writing.
00:20:35Oh, they do?
00:20:36Yeah, they're in the business.
00:20:38What I like about Uber
00:20:39is I, one,
00:20:41working in entertainment,
00:20:42it's the only interesting person
00:20:43I meet all day
00:20:44is driving an Uber.
00:20:46And also
00:20:46that I miss
00:20:49being proselytized
00:20:51towards for religion.
00:20:52I really like people
00:20:53trying to get me
00:20:54to convert
00:20:54to their religion.
00:20:56and I also,
00:20:57I like,
00:20:58I like the music.
00:21:00I never futz with
00:21:02UberX music
00:21:03or conversation.
00:21:04I just don't want to see
00:21:04what's coming out.
00:21:05Yes, exactly.
00:21:06Yeah.
00:21:06Because it's a good exposure
00:21:07to religious music
00:21:07that you would not otherwise.
00:21:09It's true.
00:21:10I've had someone blast
00:21:11religious music
00:21:12in an Uber before.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:13Jesus music.
00:21:14It was a long drive
00:21:16and I was like,
00:21:16God damn it.
00:21:17You know,
00:21:17why do I have to hear this?
00:21:19Oh, you didn't want to hear it?
00:21:20I didn't want to hear it.
00:21:20It was too loud.
00:21:21It's like a sports game too
00:21:22and they're just like,
00:21:23I think it's very rude.
00:21:24Would you ask them
00:21:25to turn it off?
00:21:26I didn't,
00:21:26I don't want to do that
00:21:27because then they'll
00:21:28get mad at me
00:21:29and then drop me somewhere
00:21:30I don't want to get dropped off.
00:21:32Do you take a lot,
00:21:33do you take lots of cabs
00:21:34out of the city
00:21:34to the suburbs?
00:21:35No,
00:21:36I always take an Uber
00:21:37or a dial seven car
00:21:38out to the suburbs.
00:21:39Oh, seven, seven, seven, seven,
00:21:40seven, seven, seven.
00:21:41I always want to do
00:21:41a commercial for them
00:21:42or six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six,
00:21:46the number six.
00:21:48Riding around town.
00:21:50That's the first thing
00:21:51we've ever plugged on the show, I think.
00:21:54I'm really glad it was that.
00:21:56Who were them
00:21:56for getting that plug?
00:21:59And dial seven will wait for you,
00:22:01you know,
00:22:01that you can like
00:22:02for 30 minutes or something.
00:22:03Oh, yeah.
00:22:03Yeah.
00:22:04And so you can run.
00:22:05I always think
00:22:05they'll think I'm going to do a drug deal
00:22:06when I'm just taking my rabbit
00:22:08and dropping it off
00:22:09and getting back in.
00:22:10Were you dropping a rabbit off?
00:22:11Out in White Plains.
00:22:13I was in White Plains, New York.
00:22:15Dropping a rabbit off?
00:22:16Yeah.
00:22:16If I was going out of town,
00:22:18this guy, you know,
00:22:19would watch my rabbit for me.
00:22:20Oh, okay.
00:22:21He used to work at a zoo.
00:22:22Oh, really?
00:22:23So he was familiar with...
00:22:24Very familiar with...
00:22:25What was his main thing
00:22:26at the zoo, do you know?
00:22:27I don't know,
00:22:28but he worked in five
00:22:28and he kept moving,
00:22:29so I never wanted to ask him
00:22:31because...
00:22:31Why do you keep being
00:22:32let go from a zoo?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36Was he good at taking care
00:22:37of the rabbit?
00:22:37Oh, my God, yes.
00:22:39Treated her well?
00:22:40Very well, yeah.
00:22:40That's very nice.
00:22:42Like a queen.
00:22:42You've had how many rabbits?
00:22:44That was my third rabbit.
00:22:45That was your third one?
00:22:45I'll get another one.
00:22:46I'm going to wait.
00:22:47I want to get one
00:22:47of those giant rabbits, you know?
00:22:49What are those?
00:22:50They're like, what,
00:22:51125 pounds or something?
00:22:52They're huge.
00:22:53Are those like the ones
00:22:54in New Mexico
00:22:54that are like kangaroos?
00:22:56Oh, well, I don't...
00:22:57Oh, well, yeah.
00:22:58I might have dreamed that.
00:22:59I remember...
00:22:59I think it is.
00:23:00A flemish giant.
00:23:01They're just very large.
00:23:03You know, just very big.
00:23:03They're on postcards, right?
00:23:05The ones that are like...
00:23:06Well, anything's on a postcard.
00:23:07Anything's on a postcard.
00:23:08That's right.
00:23:08What are you talking about?
00:23:10Yeah, a postcard.
00:23:11What the fuck are you talking about?
00:23:13There are special...
00:23:14Am I right?
00:23:15Is anybody going to back me up?
00:23:17There are special cards
00:23:18like from Vegas or Arizona.
00:23:19Don't, don't.
00:23:20You dare.
00:23:21There are.
00:23:21Oh, my God.
00:23:24Who doesn't know
00:23:25what he's talking about?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:30Postcard.
00:23:31You know, Uber's just very clean
00:23:32and I like that.
00:23:33And like I said,
00:23:34cabs can be kind of filthy
00:23:35and, you know,
00:23:37I had a guy, Uber driver,
00:23:39just last week
00:23:40who was coughing
00:23:41without covering his mouth
00:23:41and then he kept opening
00:23:42the door to spit.
00:23:43And I wanted to get out
00:23:45but I was just like,
00:23:46I'll just, you know,
00:23:46it'll change.
00:23:47Did you say anything to him?
00:23:48I never do.
00:23:50It's a good exercise
00:23:51in patience sometimes,
00:23:52people spitting everywhere.
00:23:53Ugh.
00:23:55Then I'm like,
00:23:55yeah, take your shoes off
00:23:56when you come into my house.
00:23:58Right?
00:23:58You're one of those houses?
00:23:59No, I never was
00:24:00but when I see people,
00:24:01you know,
00:24:02going to the bathroom
00:24:03between cars and spitting
00:24:04then I'm like,
00:24:05yeah, take your shoes off.
00:24:06Oh, because you have
00:24:07the Uber driver
00:24:07over to your house?
00:24:10Adam Kissentail.
00:24:11No!
00:24:13Not him to take his shoes off,
00:24:15just a guest.
00:24:16When you think about
00:24:16people out there
00:24:17walking around
00:24:18after everything that you see.
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:20I never,
00:24:21I never have
00:24:22liked a shoes off house.
00:24:24No, I never,
00:24:25but now,
00:24:26lately I, yeah.
00:24:27Really?
00:24:27Yeah.
00:24:28After, you know,
00:24:29look what you see.
00:24:30Well, that's true.
00:24:31In New York,
00:24:32they say if you don't
00:24:33take your shoes,
00:24:34then you become
00:24:34more resistant
00:24:36to sickness
00:24:37if you walk all over.
00:24:38If you take your shoes off,
00:24:39then the,
00:24:40the stuff.
00:24:41You mean you should walk around
00:24:42in muddy shoes,
00:24:43dirty shoes,
00:24:43and spit on them?
00:24:45No, you shouldn't spit at home,
00:24:47but you,
00:24:48you should walk around
00:24:49with the shoes.
00:24:49Those germs will be there
00:24:51and you can fight off germs
00:24:53in the future.
00:24:55On postpartum.
00:24:56What I loved about,
00:24:57what I loved about that sentence
00:24:59is it wanted to end,
00:25:00so it did.
00:25:02You know,
00:25:03we're going to get to some calls,
00:25:04but before we go to break,
00:25:06I've been asked by Netflix Legal
00:25:07to tell all of you
00:25:08that the calls
00:25:09for the past 11 weeks
00:25:10have been traced,
00:25:11and that's why
00:25:12I let you talk
00:25:13and talk and...
00:25:15Shut your trap, fool.
00:25:17Don't nobody want to hear you
00:25:18babbling and begging.
00:25:20It's ladies' night.
00:25:22Excuse me?
00:25:23Oh my God,
00:25:24ladies and gentlemen.
00:25:25Joining us courtside,
00:25:26what an honor.
00:25:27It is the legendary
00:25:28wife of Mr. T.
00:25:30Please welcome
00:25:31Mr. T.
00:25:32Yeah!
00:25:35Ex-wife, sucker.
00:25:38Ex-wife.
00:25:39Ex-wife,
00:25:40my apologies.
00:25:41I didn't realize
00:25:42you and Mr. T had split.
00:25:43I must not have caught
00:25:44that in the trades.
00:25:45That's because you were
00:25:45too hopped up on zigzags
00:25:47and dickleberries.
00:25:49You probably high right now.
00:25:50I assure you I am not.
00:25:53Then why are you
00:25:54dressed so ridiculous?
00:25:56You don't even have
00:25:57a feather earring, fool.
00:25:59Didn't you learn anything
00:26:00from all those PSAs I wrote?
00:26:03I didn't realize
00:26:04you were the mind
00:26:04behind Mr. T's famous PSAs.
00:26:07That's right.
00:26:08I wrote all of them.
00:26:10Karate chop them drugs.
00:26:12What to yell at your car
00:26:13when it won't start.
00:26:14And of course,
00:26:15how to dress like
00:26:17like a Native American
00:26:18stripper robot.
00:26:19Wow.
00:26:20May I say it really seems
00:26:22like you've lived
00:26:22a full life.
00:26:24I lived the life
00:26:25that Mr. T pretended
00:26:26to live,
00:26:27eating leather belts,
00:26:29giving knuckle sandwiches
00:26:30to jaywalkers,
00:26:31the rest.
00:26:33But I came here tonight
00:26:35to finally tell my story
00:26:40through song.
00:26:42Oh, you sing.
00:26:44Damn straight, sweet meat.
00:26:47Wow.
00:26:47You know,
00:26:48it's actually been a while
00:26:49since someone has called me
00:26:50sweet meat.
00:26:51When I was in juvie prison,
00:26:53a lot of guys would...
00:26:54Read this.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56Okay.
00:26:56Here tonight
00:26:58to perform her debut single
00:27:01Creatine
00:27:02from the album
00:27:03No Fools Left to Pity.
00:27:06Please give it up
00:27:07for Mrs. T.
00:27:11Son of a bitch.
00:27:18Cover yourself
00:27:20in dumbbells.
00:27:21A pair of Zubas
00:27:24on the floor.
00:27:26You hid yourself
00:27:28in a hundred gold chains
00:27:31Then you walked
00:27:32right out the door.
00:27:35I knew you
00:27:36when you were just
00:27:38so rents
00:27:40Doing squat
00:27:40first on the street.
00:27:43You had puny arms
00:27:46and a belt
00:27:47with no name.
00:27:48Don't you speak
00:27:49in third person
00:27:50to me.
00:27:52So loving yourself
00:27:55and bustles
00:27:56I was still
00:27:58not strong enough
00:27:59to see
00:28:01The only fool
00:28:03left to pity
00:28:05is time
00:28:05And the strongest
00:28:07part of you
00:28:08was me
00:28:10You like to tell
00:28:12the world
00:28:13you're tough
00:28:14But you're selling
00:28:15But you're selling
00:28:16out my fantasy
00:28:18Cause underneath
00:28:20those coveralls
00:28:23Is nothing
00:28:24but a lowercase T
00:28:26Mrs. T
00:28:28gonna live forever
00:28:30Mrs. T
00:28:33don't need a thing
00:28:36Mrs. T
00:28:37is getting
00:28:38benched
00:28:39on Muscle Beach
00:28:40While you're
00:28:41sipping
00:28:42cup
00:28:42and grill
00:28:43cheat
00:28:44But cover yourself
00:28:47But cover yourself
00:28:48I would still
00:28:50not strong enough
00:28:51to see
00:28:52The only fool
00:28:56left of pity
00:28:57is time
00:28:58And the strongest
00:28:59part of you
00:29:00and me
00:29:01The strongest part
00:29:04of you
00:29:07The strongest part
00:29:09of you
00:29:12The strongest part
00:29:13of me
00:29:15was
00:29:17me
00:29:19Yeah
00:29:23Yeah
00:29:24Yeah
00:29:26Yeah
00:29:27Yeah
00:29:28Yeah
00:29:29Yeah
00:29:29Yeah
00:29:30Yeah
00:29:30Wow
00:29:31Wow
00:29:33Mrs. T
00:29:35Mrs. T
00:29:37Mrs. T
00:29:37ladies and gals
00:29:38Yeah
00:29:39Yeah
00:29:41Hey Josh
00:29:42John
00:29:43John
00:29:44John
00:29:45Yeah
00:29:45Was that you?
00:29:47No
00:29:48That was not
00:29:49Richard I will tap you
00:29:51when it's you
00:29:52Okay
00:29:53All right
00:29:54Now
00:29:55Amy Sedaris
00:29:56and I are having a great time
00:29:57We're talking Uber
00:29:58Alyssa Walker
00:29:59We're talking rabbits
00:30:00but I can't wait to introduce
00:30:02our next guest
00:30:03She is a brilliant actor
00:30:05a fantastic person
00:30:06and we are so honored
00:30:08that she would come
00:30:08on our humble show
00:30:10Please welcome
00:30:10the great Sigourney Weaver
00:30:23Thank you
00:30:38I'm
00:30:39I'm
00:30:40I'm so excited to be here
00:30:41on your fantastic show
00:30:43Thank you
00:30:44And I'm so excited to be
00:30:47between you guys
00:30:49who I just
00:30:50We are so happy to have you here
00:30:52I'm me
00:30:52It is actually
00:30:53I didn't realize this
00:30:54but both of you are New Yorkers
00:30:56we're talking about transportation
00:30:57and you're from the most
00:30:58transported city in the world
00:31:00Absolutely
00:31:01You've lived your whole life in Manhattan
00:31:02I have
00:31:03I'm born and bred
00:31:04Yes
00:31:05Wow
00:31:05Yeah
00:31:06I think it's a great place to grow up
00:31:09a great place to raise a kid
00:31:10And when you're there
00:31:11do you take Uber?
00:31:13I have strong feelings
00:31:16Share them please
00:31:18I am New York taxi all the way
00:31:21Oh wow
00:31:24Listen
00:31:24If you
00:31:25If you need to take an Uber
00:31:27fine
00:31:27but there
00:31:28we have to preserve this
00:31:30great tradition
00:31:31You know
00:31:31the whole cab thing
00:31:33I've had such
00:31:34profound conversations
00:31:36in cabs
00:31:37since
00:31:37since you know
00:31:38I was old enough to take them
00:31:39It's like a confessional
00:31:41you know
00:31:41The divide
00:31:42It's private
00:31:43Yeah
00:31:43Yeah
00:31:43And you know
00:31:44Uber
00:31:45writes reviews
00:31:46of its passengers
00:31:48so you know
00:31:49like everyone's a critic
00:31:50right?
00:31:51That's true
00:31:51I mean they give you a number
00:31:52don't they?
00:31:53It's really weird
00:31:54Yes
00:31:54That never used to happen
00:31:55Taxi drivers wouldn't like
00:31:57publish a review of you
00:31:58in the New York Times
00:32:00Taxi drivers don't do that
00:32:01No they don't
00:32:02You know
00:32:03I do think the divider
00:32:04is a big reason
00:32:04some people stay with taxis
00:32:06that plastic thing
00:32:07I think they like
00:32:08even as much conversation
00:32:09goes through them
00:32:10and then Uber tried
00:32:11that weird roll down plastic sheet
00:32:13but then it feels like
00:32:14you're ET when he's sick
00:32:16you know
00:32:16at the end
00:32:17Right
00:32:18Yeah
00:32:19No
00:32:20May I ask you a question?
00:32:22Uh oh
00:32:22I have never prepared a question
00:32:24for a guest before
00:32:25my audience knows that
00:32:26Yes
00:32:26But
00:32:27I was very curious
00:32:28about something
00:32:29that I've seen
00:32:30for a few years
00:32:31on the internet
00:32:32with
00:32:34that stars you
00:32:36There are some photos
00:32:37of you posing
00:32:38with a large pumpkin
00:32:39They appear to be
00:32:41from the same evening
00:32:42and I've seen them
00:32:43a few times online
00:32:44and I was wondering
00:32:46if we could show them
00:32:47to our audience
00:32:47for those not acquainted
00:32:51And
00:32:57There's the second one
00:32:59Yeah
00:33:00Using the pumpkin
00:33:01as a pillow
00:33:02Yes
00:33:03Um
00:33:04Sigourney
00:33:05Um
00:33:05What
00:33:07was
00:33:07What was happening?
00:33:12That's a good question
00:33:14I have looked at these photos
00:33:16Yes
00:33:16People send them to me
00:33:18Sure
00:33:18And say do you know about this?
00:33:20And I'm afraid
00:33:21you know I've lived a long time
00:33:23And uh
00:33:24there are some incidents
00:33:26in my life
00:33:27I just frankly don't remember
00:33:29Okay
00:33:30And this is one of those nights
00:33:31how I ended up on the couch
00:33:33with this large pumpkin
00:33:34Yeah
00:33:35Looking so happy
00:33:36Yeah
00:33:37Yeah really looking happy
00:33:38Yeah
00:33:39I mean
00:33:40You know
00:33:40I just wanna say
00:33:42you know it's a phenomenal photo
00:33:44to begin with
00:33:45Um and I hope
00:33:46Glad you like it
00:33:47It's a great photo
00:33:48That jacket you're wearing
00:33:49is very nice
00:33:50I gave it away
00:33:51You gave it away
00:33:52I did
00:33:53So you remember the jacket
00:33:54but not the pumpkin
00:33:55Ah
00:33:55I do
00:33:56I do
00:33:57I remember the jacket
00:33:59and the sweater
00:34:00but I don't remember
00:34:02the living room
00:34:03It feels like not
00:34:04I just wanna say
00:34:05it feels like
00:34:05a non-Halloween photo
00:34:07That's like
00:34:08looks like more of a gourd
00:34:09that's had time to grow
00:34:10and frankly
00:34:11wasn't harvested early
00:34:13to turn into
00:34:13some sort of Halloween
00:34:15you know novelty
00:34:16Yes
00:34:16Hopefully I got away in town
00:34:18in time you know
00:34:19I hope
00:34:19I hope you did
00:34:20You know it's interesting
00:34:22looking at these pumpkin photos
00:34:23Uh
00:34:25Are there
00:34:26Are there more
00:34:27of other people?
00:34:27No it's just those two
00:34:28Oh that's a good question
00:34:30If you have photos
00:34:31of other people
00:34:31with pumpkins
00:34:32I guess email the show
00:34:34Uh
00:34:35I wouldn't know
00:34:36how that would work
00:34:37You are in
00:34:38so many
00:34:40incredible
00:34:40iconic films
00:34:41You have kept
00:34:42a caliber of work
00:34:43that I don't think
00:34:44any other actor
00:34:45could ever attest
00:34:46I mean it is such
00:34:47an incredible amount
00:34:51Thank you so much
00:34:53And you know what
00:34:54the coolest
00:34:55the coolest fucking thing
00:34:56about you is
00:34:57in my opinion
00:34:58we don't know
00:34:59anything about you
00:35:00even you don't know
00:35:01what happened
00:35:02in the pumpkin
00:35:02Yes
00:35:04You've had like
00:35:05a very cool
00:35:06from an outsider's
00:35:07perspective
00:35:08you've had a very cool
00:35:10private
00:35:11separate life
00:35:12and then you've been able
00:35:13to make fucking
00:35:14blockbusters that
00:35:15all of us love
00:35:16Well I'm
00:35:17Thank you for putting
00:35:18it that way
00:35:19that does sound
00:35:20wonderful
00:35:21I am
00:35:22I am very shy
00:35:25actually
00:35:26Are you?
00:35:27I am very shy
00:35:28and so I have
00:35:29I do retreat
00:35:31come out for the openings
00:35:33and then sort of retreat
00:35:34into the home
00:35:35home life
00:35:36You would go to the big premiere
00:35:38Oh yes
00:35:39Of an Aliens or something
00:35:40Of course
00:35:41Sure
00:35:41With my favorite pumpkin
00:35:43Yeah
00:35:45In a beautiful
00:35:46Czech riding jacket
00:35:47and your favorite
00:35:48large gorge
00:35:49Right
00:35:51Speaking of Alien
00:35:52we did a segment
00:35:53with a bunch of stunt people
00:35:54from Terminator 2
00:35:55also directed by
00:35:57the great
00:35:57James Cameron
00:35:58Yeah
00:35:58I almost said late great
00:35:59which would have been crazy
00:36:01He's very much alive
00:36:02I don't know
00:36:02Yes I saw him yesterday
00:36:04You did?
00:36:05Yes I did
00:36:05Oh how's he doing?
00:36:08He's madly
00:36:09trying to finish editing
00:36:12Avatar 3
00:36:12because he comes out
00:36:13Oh wow
00:36:15It's going to be really good
00:36:18He hasn't finished editing though
00:36:19How's the cut right now?
00:36:20A little shaggy?
00:36:21Um
00:36:22It may very well be
00:36:25He doesn't show it to us
00:36:27Oh okay
00:36:28Well sure
00:36:28Yeah I mean I guess
00:36:30he wants it to be a nice surprise
00:36:31when we go
00:36:32When you go to the premiere
00:36:33and then retreat back to your life
00:36:35Yeah
00:36:35Then we run away in shame
00:36:36Yeah
00:36:37Um
00:36:38So
00:36:39Some of the folks were saying
00:36:40that he had like
00:36:41like very
00:36:42very funny
00:36:43very memorable
00:36:44exclams on set
00:36:46and would yell things like
00:36:47uh
00:36:48Hey
00:36:49Hey video
00:36:50Do you even think you should take those off the fucking truck?
00:36:52And had lots of very funny like
00:36:56borderline put downs
00:36:57but in a fun way
00:36:58Do you remember any from working with him?
00:37:00Well I remember the ones he says to others
00:37:03and it makes me glad that I am not his focus puller
00:37:06or someone like that
00:37:07He can be very scathing
00:37:09but I would say
00:37:10that he's gotten funnier and funnier
00:37:12as the years have gone on
00:37:13Oh wow
00:37:14Because he really loves shooting now
00:37:15and he really loves his crew
00:37:17So he is
00:37:18you know
00:37:19kind of vicious
00:37:20but it is witty now
00:37:22Oh that's nice
00:37:23Yeah
00:37:23He's more of a sense of humor
00:37:25He has a sense of humor
00:37:27That's cool
00:37:27Yeah
00:37:27Yeah
00:37:28But I still
00:37:30Listen
00:37:31If Jim Cameron were to tell me to do something
00:37:34I would just do it
00:37:35because
00:37:35there's a limit
00:37:37to his sense of humor
00:37:39Sure
00:37:41If you complain
00:37:42if he says
00:37:42if he says
00:37:44I want you to do this
00:37:45and you go
00:37:46Well that doesn't look safe
00:37:49Would I
00:37:50Are you sure?
00:37:52I've done that
00:37:53and I
00:37:53it hasn't worked out
00:37:54I had to do that
00:37:55on Aliens
00:37:57there was this
00:37:58there was this
00:37:59alien nest
00:38:01Yes
00:38:01that the little girl is in
00:38:03Newt
00:38:03Yes
00:38:04and Ripley's supposed to run in
00:38:06and tear apart this nest
00:38:07and grab the little girl
00:38:09put her over her shoulder
00:38:11and run out
00:38:11and Jim is saying
00:38:13you run in
00:38:14you tear this apart
00:38:15it's all candy glass
00:38:16it's not real glass
00:38:17it's fine
00:38:18it's safe
00:38:19you know
00:38:20and then you run out
00:38:22and I
00:38:22and I'm over there
00:38:23and I went
00:38:23gosh I don't know Jim
00:38:25it feels really sharp
00:38:27and he goes
00:38:27Sigourney
00:38:28Oh my god
00:38:30and he says
00:38:30look
00:38:31and he tears it all apart
00:38:32with his own hands
00:38:34and he says
00:38:34look
00:38:36and I said
00:38:37jeez
00:38:38okay
00:38:38I mean it just looked
00:38:40it looked sharp
00:38:41and it felt sharp
00:38:42so then I do it
00:38:43okay
00:38:44action
00:38:45run in
00:38:47like that
00:38:48grab the girl
00:38:49run out
00:38:50I look down
00:38:51and I'm covered with blood
00:38:52oh no
00:38:53whoa
00:38:53because you know
00:38:55I guess I'm not as butch
00:38:56as he is
00:38:58yeah
00:38:58famously butch guy
00:38:59yeah
00:39:00I mean
00:39:02so
00:39:03now I just say
00:39:04how high
00:39:05wow
00:39:06yeah
00:39:06so I guess the
00:39:08moral of that story
00:39:09is Jim Cameron
00:39:10has no blood
00:39:12maybe that's true
00:39:13maybe that's true
00:39:14alright
00:39:20as you know
00:39:21next week
00:39:22on our finale
00:39:23I'm preparing to fight
00:39:24three teenage boys
00:39:26and it's pretty much all
00:39:27that I've been able
00:39:28to think about
00:39:29please take a look
00:39:30at this
00:39:31a 14 year old
00:39:32is like
00:39:33they have so much
00:39:34to lose
00:39:34like the stakes
00:39:36of embarrassment
00:39:37for them
00:39:37I think their lives
00:39:39could be extinguished
00:39:40in a second
00:39:41yeah
00:39:46I feel like I've been
00:39:47embarrassed enough
00:39:48on a large scale
00:39:50I'm not that embarrassed
00:39:51by anything like this
00:39:53anymore
00:39:54John Mulaney
00:39:55a comedian
00:39:56not known for his strength
00:39:57or physical prowess
00:39:59has challenged
00:40:00three 14 year old boys
00:40:02to fight him
00:40:03on his final episode
00:40:04of the season
00:40:05with the finale in sight
00:40:06and his opponents
00:40:08growing larger
00:40:09by the day
00:40:09the reality of the fight
00:40:11is starting to hit home
00:40:15what we definitely need
00:40:17to say to them like
00:40:17you cannot punch him
00:40:18in the face
00:40:19don't punch him in the ribs
00:40:20and don't punch him
00:40:21in the balls
00:40:21yeah
00:40:21no punching
00:40:22no kicking
00:40:23no blood
00:40:24what seemed like
00:40:25a funny idea
00:40:26a few weeks ago
00:40:27is coming into
00:40:28sharp relief
00:40:29as a potentially
00:40:30bad idea
00:40:31we pulled up this video
00:40:33of an MMA fight
00:40:34it's three on one
00:40:35that's over really quickly
00:40:38I think the best strategy
00:40:39you pick the little one
00:40:40and you just
00:40:41go to town
00:40:42oh you say pick the little one
00:40:44yeah
00:40:44I say pick the biggest one
00:40:46you don't want the biggest one
00:40:47on your back
00:40:47the more they discuss
00:40:48various tactics
00:40:49the more it becomes clear
00:40:51John
00:40:52is going to die
00:40:53you have to remember
00:40:54that these boys
00:40:56are much stronger
00:40:57than we
00:40:58think they are
00:41:01it's the next morning
00:41:02the coaching from the writers
00:41:04is not exactly helping
00:41:05John's confidence
00:41:06I think your only business
00:41:08is survival here
00:41:09you have everything to lose
00:41:10and they have nothing to lose
00:41:11for the first time
00:41:13he considers pulling the plug
00:41:15people were really like
00:41:16sending me this video
00:41:17of Cat Williams
00:41:18getting beat up by
00:41:18a 12 year old
00:41:19or something
00:41:20and they were like
00:41:21it took 5 years
00:41:21for him to recover from it
00:41:23you gotta train
00:41:27but certain things
00:41:28can only be learned
00:41:29in the field
00:41:30let's get hurt
00:41:32little does John know
00:41:33his training is about to begin
00:41:38production hires 3 stunt women
00:41:41dressed convincingly
00:41:42as modern
00:41:43teenage boys
00:41:44to ambush
00:41:45Mulaney
00:41:45on his way to the studio
00:41:47ok he's coming
00:41:54sick
00:41:55no
00:41:55ni
00:41:55no
00:41:56no
00:41:58no
00:42:00you think you are tough
00:42:02do you think you are tough
00:42:05no
00:42:11sit down
00:42:11sit down
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