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00:03:12ou que je suis en Santa Monica.

00:03:16Comment ça va, John ?

00:03:18Vous allez me demander avec la blinde.

00:03:21Je ne suis pas à l'aise à l'aise.

00:03:23Je pensais que mes sens...

00:03:26Je pensais que les sens soient...

00:03:28Je pensais que les sens soient à la fin de cette époque.

00:03:31Et je pensais que les gens sont comme le Daredevil

00:03:32et je sens le room en façon dont vous ne pouvez pas imaginer.

00:03:37Mais maintenant, si vous avez un coup, je me dis,

00:03:41Oh my God, this is a flat studio, for those of you watching at home, so I will not probably

00:03:48Kelsey Grammer it right off the edge of the stage.

00:03:52But maybe our set looks like the set of Frasier, so we've been building to this the entire series.

00:03:59How, by the way, now that I'm blindfolded, how did he fall off the stage not blindfolded?

00:04:08When you're not blindfolded, and you're on a high stage, you have an excellent vantage point.

00:04:16Is our topic blindfold? No. That would be too easy.

00:04:23I'm just wearing a blindfold the entire time.

00:04:25Hey John, just cut eye holes in that thing so you can see a little, you're probably saying.

00:04:31No, because that would make me a burglar.

00:04:36And there's nothing funny about that.

00:04:49As you know, every week on the show we have a topic.

00:04:51This week's topic is sleep, or why can't we sleep?

00:05:01Millions of people, where's this honey? What are you doing?

00:05:03Left. This way? Yeah, camera's this way.

00:05:04To be in the camera? Yeah. That's the camera?

00:05:06Nope. Where's the camera?

00:05:09Okay? Yeah, good.

00:05:10Audience here, Richard there, audience there, more audience there, camera here?

00:05:15Yep. Okay, thank you.

00:05:22Millions of people struggle to sleep. Why is this? We're going to explore this throughout the program with your phone

00:05:27calls, with experts, with celebrity guests.

00:05:30Sleep, of course, was invented by God as a way for us to try dying every day a little bit.

00:05:42I have no sleep routine myself. I'm a pretty good sleeper, but I am heavily invested in the sleep routine

00:05:48of two little kids that I live with.

00:05:50My son is now three, and he sleeps in a floor bed, but for a long time he was in

00:05:55a crib, and we had an elaborate ritual to put him to sleep.

00:05:587 p.m., I would read him a book, and then he'd have a bottle of milk, and then I'd

00:06:02hold him, and I'd go,

00:06:04Okay, Malcolm, what time are you going to wake up tomorrow?

00:06:06And he would go, seven. And I would go, deal. And he would go, deal. And then we would shake

00:06:11on it.

00:06:12And then we would both start laughing, because we both knew he was going to be awake at 4.50

00:06:18a.m.

00:06:18My son wakes up every morning at 4.50 a.m.

00:06:24I know this because I have an app on my phone that goes to a camera over his crib.

00:06:30It's over his crib, filming his crib 24 hours a day. I don't know why we have 24-hour CCTV

00:06:36footage of my son's crib.

00:06:38He's not going anywhere. He sleeps in a bag.

00:06:41This motherfucker sleeps in a bag, in a crib with an enormous black tent over it, and a camera underneath

00:06:51it.

00:06:51The tent, by the way, blocks out 97% of all natural light, okay?

00:06:57In case 3% of natural light dares to get through, my wife, his mother, and I have covered his

00:07:05windows in tin foil.

00:07:07We then have three sound machines going at full blast, and because we read it once on Instagram, we keep

00:07:15his nursery at 68 degrees.

00:07:18Any warmer and your infant will die automatically.

00:07:22I would go to wake this dude up in the morning at 4.50.

00:07:26It was like a CIA black site.

00:07:29I would go in there like, Jesus Christ.

00:07:32What, are we torturing Al Qaeda in here?

00:07:39Maybe today he'll give up Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

00:07:44He used to not, he wouldn't even yell Dada when he woke up.

00:07:47He would stand up in his sleep sack, find the lens of the camera, look up at me and go,

00:07:53help.

00:07:57John?

00:07:58Yes?

00:07:58I didn't want to interrupt.

00:07:59You were on a roll, but you have drifted close to the audience.

00:08:02How close?

00:08:03Okay, thank you.

00:08:04Just rotate and then to your right.

00:08:05That's the camera?

00:08:07I'm facing the camera?

00:08:09It is.

00:08:09Are you joking a little bit?

00:08:10I'm not.

00:08:11I'm not.

00:08:11You're just a foot to your right.

00:08:13Okay, cool.

00:08:15Now I'm back.

00:08:16Okay.

00:08:19Jeremy Levick, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

00:08:21He's going to be helping me out all night.

00:08:26He's a great guy.

00:08:28He's a great guy.

00:08:34What's the next bit that it says?

00:08:36The Pope.

00:08:37Oh, yeah.

00:08:38Stop texting me about the Pope.

00:08:44I don't give a shit that he's from Chicago.

00:08:49This is not important news to me.

00:08:53Granted, we do have a lot in common, me and the Pope.

00:08:55We're both from Chicago and we both willfully blindfold ourselves to the absurdities of our job.

00:09:04Guess who else I don't need?

00:09:06I don't need to hear from the Pope's brother anymore.

00:09:11At first it was like, oh, the Pope has a brother.

00:09:13How interesting.

00:09:14And then interview number 19, enough with this fucking guy.

00:09:20This Chicago guy on his porch.

00:09:23Every interview looks like the reveal at the end of an episode of Catfish.

00:09:27It's like, he comes out of a screen door.

00:09:31Yeah?

00:09:33He doesn't want to invite the cameras in and they don't want to go inside.

00:09:37This is not a good situation.

00:09:39I don't need this cat in my life at all.

00:09:41Hey, imagine there was a dude that's super boring.

00:09:45And he prays all day.

00:09:47And he has no life.

00:09:49And he's never had sex.

00:09:51Hey, wanna meet his brother?

00:09:54All right.

00:09:56Where's Richard?

00:09:57That's great.

00:09:58That's fun.

00:09:59Yes.

00:10:02For real?

00:10:03Yep.

00:10:05Am I twisting or am I drifting?

00:10:07Both.

00:10:08Okay.

00:10:09This is so not where I thought it would be.

00:10:13We have such a show for you this evening.

00:10:16But a lot of you have been saying recently that you haven't seen Samo as much,

00:10:20our delivery cart robot.

00:10:21Where's Samo been?

00:10:22We have not gotten rid of Samo.

00:10:24Samo has been practicing for a feat.

00:10:27He's been practicing for a feat of flight that you won't believe.

00:10:34You won't believe the stunts Samo is gonna pull off this evening.

00:10:37Now, you know we talk a lot about automobiles.

00:10:40I recently downgraded from the Cooper to the Mini Cooper.

00:10:45And, as part of our extravaganza of entertainment for you this evening, Samo is going to jump my Mini Cooper.

00:10:59It is.

00:11:02It is our most visual bit ever.

00:11:05Just in time for Blindfold Night.

00:11:08This is all set up right outside our studio doors.

00:11:11Our own Alex Gordellis is outside here at Sunset and Gower near the ramp.

00:11:16Alex, what's the atmosphere like?

00:11:18John, it's electric out here.

00:11:20Hundreds of Samo fans have gathered to cheer him on as he attempts this unthinkable feat.

00:11:25Paramedics are standing by in case Samo gets injured.

00:11:28And to raise the stakes, Samo asks two women he recently met at the beach to sit inside your Mini

00:11:34Cooper.

00:11:35If it crashes into your car, who knows what could happen to them.

00:11:39But it's all for a good cause.

00:11:41If Samo clears the Mini Cooper, he's promised to donate $100,000 to Off Book,

00:11:47a charity that helps child actors memorize their lines.

00:11:51If he fails, they get nothing.

00:11:54Back to you, John.

00:11:55Thank you, Alex.

00:11:59That is what...

00:12:02Back one foot.

00:12:03For real?

00:12:04Yeah.

00:12:05Wow.

00:12:05I'm weaving.

00:12:08That's what's going on outside of the studio.

00:12:10Here, inside the studio, on Everybody's Live, guess who we have?

00:12:14My dear friend, the brilliant Patton Oswalt is here.

00:12:23The absolutely hilarious one in a billion herself, Sarah Silverman, is here.

00:12:34At the end of tonight's show, we will be unveiling my second challenger in the Teenage Fight Night

00:12:42that will mark our May 28th show.

00:12:44We unveiled our first challenger at the end of last week's show.

00:12:47We will be unveiling our second challenger tonight.

00:12:53But first...

00:12:55Sorry. Do I have the thing?

00:12:58Jeremy?

00:12:58Yeah.

00:12:59Do I have the thing, please? Thank you so much.

00:13:00Okay.

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00:46:15This is from a girl named

00:46:16Richard K. in L.A.

00:46:18The day of my bar mitzvah, I

00:46:20had a wet dream. My mom

00:46:22runs downstairs and says Richard had

00:46:24a wet dream and Richard made yucky

00:46:26on the sheet. And they showed it

00:46:28on the news because my

00:46:30bar mitzvah was going to be on the news

00:46:33and we had just moved to a

00:46:34new house on a new street and I

00:46:36was going to a new school that it was

00:46:38illegal to drop out of.

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00:47:32steal at Hudson News.

00:47:38Hey everybody. Hey.

00:47:40I'm

00:47:40blindfolded as you know so I can't see out

00:47:42my telescope. So I asked my good friends

00:47:44Alanis, Pat and Sarah to take a look

00:47:46for me. You are, you know how this works

00:47:48because John can't see obviously. I don't see

00:47:50but you guys will look into the telescope

00:47:52and describe what's happening.

00:47:53They know how the telescope works.

00:47:55Well everything will look closer.

00:47:56John, we don't. This is actually

00:47:56really helpful.

00:47:59Okay, here we go.

00:48:00Okay.

00:48:01Okay.

00:48:02Hang on. I'm looking and

00:48:04oh, a bunch of dark windows

00:48:06and oh, wait, wait.

00:48:08There's a guy

00:48:09in his pajamas

00:48:12and

00:48:13Oh, oh, it's Steve Guttenberg.

00:48:16Get out of here.

00:48:17Holy shit, it's the Goot.

00:48:20Oh no.

00:48:21Oh, I think he's coming over.

00:48:22What?

00:48:23Oh no.

00:48:23Oh no, no, no, no.

00:48:24Guttenberg is?

00:48:25No, no, no, no.

00:48:26He's not coming over.

00:48:27Oh no, he talks a lot.

00:48:30Oh my God.

00:48:30Wait, wait, wait.

00:48:31He doesn't know when to leave.

00:48:32He's going to overstay his visit.

00:48:33Do we have a lot of room on the couch?

00:48:35Yeah, just, ah, it's the worst.

00:48:38Oh my God.

00:48:39Just act regular.

00:48:40Oh my God.

00:48:40Wait, should we turn the lights out?

00:48:41No, he's already seen the show.

00:48:43Okay, come on, okay.

00:48:45Oh, oh, come on, Rich.

00:48:46Rich, get the door.

00:48:47Okay.

00:48:48Hey, Steve.

00:48:50Steve Guttenberg, everybody.

00:48:51Yay.

00:48:52Steve Guttenberg.

00:48:53Yay.

00:48:54Hey, buddy.

00:48:55Yay, come on.

00:48:56Hey, guys.

00:48:58Hey, Steve.

00:49:00Have a seat.

00:49:01Thank you.

00:49:04Hey, what's up, Steve?

00:49:07Well, thanks for coming by.

00:49:08Hey, have a seat, man.

00:49:09This is Jeremy.

00:49:10Thanks for having me.

00:49:10This is Jeremy.

00:49:11He's one of my top guys.

00:49:11Hey, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?

00:49:12Put a little cheek over there.

00:49:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:14Hey, everybody, I can't sleep.

00:49:15Steve.

00:49:16I just can't sleep.

00:49:17You were, thanks for hanging out in your window staring at us across the road.

00:49:22Thank you.

00:49:22It's good to see you, John.

00:49:23It's so good to see you, dude.

00:49:25Yeah, good to see you.

00:49:25Thank you for yelling.

00:49:27Thank you for yelling.

00:49:27Oh, you're right, folks.

00:49:28Hey, Steve, can I ask you a question real quick about, this is sort of a talk show appearance

00:49:33all of a sudden.

00:49:34Yeah.

00:49:34Was there a David Letterman episode where you revealed that someone was trying to kill you?

00:49:39I was.

00:49:40Yes, there was.

00:49:41Okay.

00:49:41Yes, there was.

00:49:42And my dad used to be a cop.

00:49:43But this was no joke.

00:49:44You weren't kidding.

00:49:45Someone was trying to kill you?

00:49:46Someone was trying to kill me.

00:49:48And don't be disappointed, but it didn't happen.

00:49:52But I was actually, yeah, I had a death threat.

00:49:55And Letterman was pretty good about it.

00:49:56My father said, don't talk about it.

00:49:58Letterman said, don't talk about it.

00:50:00First thing he said was, anything you've got to say about tonight?

00:50:02I said, yeah, I've got a death threat.

00:50:05You had a death threat for the Letterman appearance?

00:50:07Like, hey, Gutenberg, if you try to fucking...

00:50:09Just that show.

00:50:10This show, actually, nothing.

00:50:11Oh, okay.

00:50:13No one said anything.

00:50:15Like, go, have fun, or nothing, or die, nothing.

00:50:18Nothing.

00:50:19I get it.

00:50:20Can I say something about sleep?

00:50:22100%, Steve.

00:50:23Sure.

00:50:23When I have Colombian food, can't sleep.

00:50:26Interesting start to any sentence.

00:50:28Colombian food.

00:50:30Can't sleep.

00:50:31Can't sleep.

00:50:32That's it.

00:50:32Why just Colombian?

00:50:34And that's not a euphemism for cocaine, is it?

00:50:36Well, this is Netflix, right?

00:50:38Yeah, yeah.

00:50:39So I can say anything.

00:50:40You can say anything.

00:50:40No, actually, for some reason, I have a friend who cooks Colombian food, and whenever I have

00:50:47it, can't sleep.

00:50:48But I love Colombian food.

00:50:49Now, do you have good sleep patterns in general, Steve?

00:50:52Yeah, I try to go to sleep early, and try to get up early, and, you know, but if I

00:50:57can't

00:50:57sleep, I like to watch The Andy Griffith Show.

00:51:00Interesting.

00:51:01I love him.

00:51:02I love him.

00:51:02Like in the middle of the night?

00:51:03In the middle of the night.

00:51:03I'm a big Andy Griffith guy.

00:51:05So in the middle of the night, you're not like, because some people just are, find it

00:51:09maddening or scary to be up in the middle of the night, or depressing.

00:51:11Yeah, a little, no, you've got to be very, very careful, I think.

00:51:14Are you, are you going for, for calls?

00:51:16Nope, I just have to have my hand on the ready, because.

00:51:18Oh, it's so beautiful.

00:51:19Yeah, lots of, yes, how I stroke the keys.

00:51:21But I, no, I, yeah, I was looking at that thing, and you're so delicate and beautiful

00:51:27about it.

00:51:27Thank you.

00:51:28You're a macho guy, and then delicate.

00:51:29Wow, no one agrees with the first part, but I could have been a concert pianist the way

00:51:34I can touch these keys.

00:51:36But I have a, I don't know, I'm going to reveal something, which is embarrassing.

00:51:40Oh God, don't.

00:51:41Come on, Pat, let me do it.

00:51:43All right, all right.

00:51:44We talked about this.

00:51:45No, we, okay.

00:51:45All right, all right.

00:51:46It's a super safe space.

00:51:48Um, I have a CPAP machine.

00:51:51Oh, okay.

00:51:51Does anybody else do that?

00:51:53Is that sleep apnea?

00:51:55Yeah, I have sleep apnea.

00:51:56Now, not to be, I'm a little, that's like the oxygen mask-y looking thing.

00:52:01Yeah, the Tony Hopkins, you know, Hannibal.

00:52:03And it's really embarrassing and very unsexy, I think.

00:52:08It's very unsexy.

00:52:09But I'm going to live with it the rest of my life.

00:52:12And that's the only thing to do with sleep apnea is you've got to use the machine.

00:52:15You've got to use the machine at night, and it's just horrible.

00:52:18I hate to say that for the sleep apnea industry, but it's horrible.

00:52:22You know, I hope you live a long life, but with all the sleep apnea,

00:52:25isn't this just a sign that you shouldn't be alive?

00:52:27Like, if you, no, I'm serious.

00:52:30Like, if at rest your body wants to just stop.

00:52:34Yeah, yeah.

00:52:35Yeah, every night.

00:52:36If you had a phone that you couldn't charge anymore, you know.

00:52:40Yeah.

00:52:42This might be it.

00:52:43This might be my last appearance.

00:52:46We hope you live a long, this is a very...

00:52:48Thank you.

00:52:48We hope you live a long and wonderful life.

00:52:50Thank you.

00:52:51Real quick, I'm going to go to a call.

00:52:54Let's see here.

00:52:55Which one, one or two?

00:52:57Three.

00:52:58Three?

00:52:58Hello, welcome to everybody's live.

00:53:00What's your sleep story?

00:53:03Hey, John, this is Paige from last week.

00:53:06Oh.

00:53:06I called you and you hung up on me.

00:53:08I'm sorry.

00:53:09But it's okay, forgive you.

00:53:10Okay.

00:53:12I wanted to talk to you about our hips.

00:53:14Now that's two weeks past now, the top.

00:53:17What is, what is your, real quick, because I'm on a tight deadline here.

00:53:22What is your final thought on me getting the hip surgery?

00:53:24Don't do it?

00:53:26Don't do it.

00:53:27Just continue physical therapy.

00:53:28Otherwise, things are going to get nightmarish for you in the recovery.

00:53:32I mean, I couldn't sit on the toilet properly, John.

00:53:35Well, then you couldn't have gone on a date with Richard Kine.

00:53:39That's what I'm saying, and I wish I could have.

00:53:41Thank you.

00:53:42Thank you, Paige.

00:53:44Rich, I'm sorry.

00:53:45Rich, that was your joke to make, but I'm blindfolded, and we don't have our usual rhythm.

00:53:51Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry that we couldn't bring you Samos Jumps, so instead, I'm actually

00:53:55going to air something I'm super proud of.

00:53:57We all know Twista, the 90s rapper who pioneered fast rap style.

00:54:01Well, did you know that he recently switched to ventriloquism?

00:54:04I sat down with him to learn more about it.

00:54:07Let's take a look.

00:54:09What's happening?

00:54:10It's the Twista straight from Chi-Town.

00:54:12Grammy nominations, record-setting rhymes, big-ass shirts, Twista had it all.

00:54:17But what has this overnight celebrity, wink, been up to lately?

00:54:21I sat down with Twista at my L.A. offices to learn more about this unique artist.

00:54:34Individually, both performances were great, right?

00:54:37But when you two decided to work together, that shit came right off the page.

00:54:43Hey, you know it.

00:54:44Tiny, do you get along with Twista?

00:54:47I know that he technically owns you, but...

00:54:54Sorry, sorry to interrupt your Twista interview, John.

00:54:56I know that was your MVP.

00:54:59Samo has had a change of heart.

00:55:01He's broken up with Joe Beth, and he's going to do the jump.

00:55:04His two friends from the beach are inside the Mini Cooper.

00:55:07Representatives from Off Book are standing by to receive their donation

00:55:10if Samo is successful.

00:55:13And to play a drum roll as Samo makes the jump,

00:55:15please welcome drumming legend, Fred Armisen.

00:55:19Take it away, Fred!

00:55:30Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo, Samo!

00:55:42What happened?

00:55:43C'est parti !

00:56:13No, John, we will keep you posted on Samo, back to you.

00:56:17Holy shit !

00:56:20That didn't sound good at all.

00:56:21I should go out there and...

00:56:22No, no, Josh, stop !

00:56:24Jeremy, stop him !

00:56:25It's a bloodbath out there, John !

00:56:28Don't save yourself !

00:56:29Fine, I'll stay in here, but every fiber...

00:56:31There are paramedics, please let them handle it !

00:56:34Fine, but every fiber of my being wants to go help him.

00:56:36Air the end of my Twister interview.

00:56:42It's very nice to meet you, thanks for being on the show.

00:56:44You too, Cena.

00:56:46Maybe one day we can hang out and eat ass.

00:56:48You're kind of a loose cannon.

00:56:50A little bit.

00:56:56I'll do it.

00:57:02Okay.

00:57:02Am I back?

00:57:03Am I back?

00:57:04Yeah.

00:57:05Okay.

00:57:06You're supposed to tap me, Jeremy, when I'm back live.

00:57:09Thank you.

00:57:10It's now the moment you've all been waiting for.

00:57:13We're going to reveal my next teen challenger

00:57:16for the May 28th fight night.

00:57:18Is there any kind of intro to this one?

00:57:21Nope.

00:57:22Nope.

00:57:25I have never seen this...

00:57:27Hold on.

00:57:30I didn't act properly set up the...

00:57:33I have never seen any of my challengers before they are unveiled live on the air.

00:57:38This will be my first time meeting this young person as well.

00:57:41Joe, roll the tape.

00:57:43Hello, John.

00:57:44I am Jacob.

00:57:46Jacob.

00:57:47I am 5'7".

00:57:48That's pretty tall.

00:57:49And I weigh 226 pounds.

00:57:52Oh, yeah.

00:57:53My confidence in this fight?

00:57:54100.

00:57:55Look at you.

00:57:56Loser.

00:57:57And then look at me.

00:57:58Watch out.

00:57:59I'm simply better.

00:58:01Goodbye, John.

00:58:03Oh.

00:58:04Oh, God.

00:58:12All right.

00:58:15I guess I'll see him when I get home later.

00:58:20What were the stats there?

00:58:21I missed them.

00:58:22Height?

00:58:245'7", 220, what?

00:58:27226.

00:58:28226.

00:58:29226 pounds.

00:58:305'7".

00:58:30OK.

00:58:32Well, what are you all laughing at?

00:58:35All right.

00:58:36Sounds like we have a real opponent.

00:58:41But, young man, when you come into my fake living room, you don't bring that smack talk, OK?

00:58:46That is our show, ladies and gentlemen.

00:58:50My thanks to Patton Oswalt, Alanis Morissette, Sarah Silverman, Dr. Raul Jandial, Steve Gutenberg, Fred Armisen, Yacoub, Gene Dung.

00:59:12What is it?

00:59:14Yes.

00:59:15What's up?

00:59:16Oh, fuck!

00:59:17Hey!

00:59:19Hey!

00:59:20He's OK!

00:59:23Hey, buddy, buddy.

00:59:27I'm going to get, I'm going to get, Samo, you might have missed it, but I'm going to get my

00:59:31ass kicked by some remedial kid.

00:59:34Ladies and gentlemen, we are on Wednesdays on Netflix, 7pm Pacific, 10pm Eastern, live every Wednesday.

00:59:40We have two more left.

00:59:41You're so close to the end.

00:59:42To what?

00:59:43I'm going to be fine.

00:59:44I know that.

00:59:44I know what I'm doing.

00:59:45I'm a pro.

00:59:47Call your cable company.

00:59:49Bye-bye.

00:59:54Bye-bye.

00:59:59Oh, really?

01:00:00Yeah.

01:00:01Like, that's what I do in Illinois a lot sometimes, too.

01:00:03I got different hats, man, so it's hard wearing these shits.

01:00:06It's a blessing, though.

01:00:08I do portrait art.

01:00:09You do?

01:00:10With what?

01:00:11Drawings, yeah.

01:00:12I'm a portrait art.

01:00:12That's amazing.

01:00:13Yep.

01:00:16You know, you got those quick artists, and you got those artists that, like, I can sit here, and no

01:00:21matter how sloppy this shit looks, after about an hour, you looking at a real fucking eye.

01:00:26The shading of it and everything, like, literally get the, I just can't do it fast, because I'm a slower

01:00:31artist, where my portraits and pictures are more lifelike, so I, like, pluck at it over a long time.

01:00:37It won't stop until I finally stop and be like, okay, it's real enough.

01:00:41Boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:00:44Let me look at the camera now.

01:00:46What?

01:00:50What?

01:00:50Chinese art.

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