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02:03Hello !
02:04Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome everybody to Everybody's Live.
02:09I am your host, my name is John Mulaney.
02:11We are live on Netflix around the world with no delay.
02:14It is 7.01 p.m.
02:16It is 62 degrees and mostly sunny here in Los Angeles.
02:20Our topic tonight on Everybody's Live is major surgery.
02:27Why, why, why major surgery?
02:32Well, I have a tear in my labrum, I have a tear in my right hip and I'm deciding whether
02:37to continue physical therapy or to get hip replacement surgery.
02:42Sometimes it feels embarrassing to talk about because it kind of makes me sound like an old lady, but luckily
02:48my seven grandchildren and my husband of 63 years don't judge me.
02:52So I have them.
02:54So I have them.
02:54Weighing the decision whether or not to get surgery, it makes me feel like I'm my own dog.
03:00Because I think about it in those terms, I'm like, I don't know, if we do it, I'll have to
03:04carry him to the bathroom.
03:06Maybe we'll just put him down.
03:08I love my body, but I also love my Nespresso machine.
03:12And when it requires the slightest maintenance, I throw it away and I buy a new one.
03:19Surgery is a wonderful thing.
03:21It's a beautiful thing.
03:22Surgery has come a long way in the past century.
03:25You know, every story you read about surgery before 1950, it's like, we drilled a hole in a lady's brain
03:30because she wanted to wear pants.
03:34You know, this is a fun fact.
03:35Did you know this?
03:36Before anesthesia was invented, surgery was often performed on the top floor of hospitals, so the other patients couldn't hear
03:43all of the screaming.
03:44And that is also exactly how they planned the new Katy Perry tour.
03:52That's fun.
03:55I personally, by the way, like hospitals.
03:58I like going to the doctor.
04:00I like the attention that you get.
04:01I just had a ton of tests done the first week of April, and I got the results on Friday.
04:07I went in early, 6 a.m. one day, first week of April.
04:136 a.m.
04:13Couldn't eat for 12 hours before.
04:16As you get older, a lot of your health care follows, like, gremlin rules.
04:20It's like no eating after midnight.
04:22You can't get wet.
04:23You have to pee before you leave.
04:26Classic gremlin stuff.
04:27So I go into the internist's office.
04:30That was, like, the first main doctor I'm seeing.
04:32And I'm sitting up on his table, you know, and he's doing that.
04:36He's, like, tapping on my back, like, knocking to see, I guess, if I'm hollow, if I have, like, a
04:41false bottom with a map and a gun inside of me.
04:44So he's knocking on me, and then he leans in my ear, and he goes, hey, I have a real
04:50appreciation for what you do.
04:52And I go, oh, thank you.
04:54And he goes, and I really understand what it must be like.
04:58And I was like, oh, what do you mean?
04:59And he goes, I saw that movie Saturday Night by Jason Reitman.
05:04So I get what it was like to work at Saturday Night Live.
05:10And I'm sitting there in a gown, and I'm like, I'm like, John, just let it go.
05:17Just let it go.
05:18But I was like, nah.
05:20I go, I go, yeah, that movie's not that accurate.
05:25And the doctor goes, he goes, no, no, I know Jason.
05:28He wouldn't make stuff up.
05:31I was like, I'm pretty sure that's his job.
05:34And I go, yeah, no, Jason's a great guy and a talented guy, but that movie, it's not quite right.
05:38And the doctor goes, well, I really liked it.
05:40And I go, I don't want to talk about this anymore.
05:43Now, the main doctor I wanted to see at the hospital was the urologist.
05:47I wanted to see him because I've been potty training my son.
05:51He's three years old.
05:53And teaching him how to pee, or sorry, he already knew how to pee into a diaper,
05:57but teaching him how to pee out into the world has illuminated some things about me.
06:02You know, I'm his daddy, and he's three, so a lot of potty training is we stand next to each
06:08other
06:08in front of the toilet, and we pee together into the toilet.
06:11And it's really nice.
06:12It's very nice.
06:13And one day, I didn't have to go, but he did.
06:16So he goes up to the potty, and I'm just waiting in the doorway watching him proudly.
06:20And then I notice the way he's going, he's peeing easily, because he's three, but he's going,
06:26shh, shh.
06:28Ah.
06:29Shhh.
06:30Shut up.
06:31Shhh.
06:32Shhh.
06:33Shut up.
06:34Shhh.
06:36Shut up.
06:38And I go, what are you doing?
06:40He goes, I'm peeing like daddy.
06:43And I asked my wife, I was like, hey, when I pee, and she goes, oh, it takes you forever,
06:48and you, like, shush no one, and you tell everyone to shut up.
06:51And I was like, oh, my God.
06:53I'm making him pee like a 42-year-old man who's been through some stuff.
07:01Also, one day, he didn't want to wear, he was like, I want to wear pants but no underpants.
07:05We were just going to the store, so I thought it was fine.
07:07But I said to him, I was like, okay, you don't have to wear underpants, but you have to be
07:11careful,
07:12because sometimes when you're done peeing, and you put your cuckoo back in your pants,
07:16it keeps peeing.
07:18And my son goes, no, after potty, it's all done.
07:20And I go, it's almost never done.
07:24And I said, that's what underpants are for, are to soak up the pee that dribbles out.
07:30And as I said that out loud, I realized that that is what I think underpants are for.
07:41Also, I was going to skip this, but, so, like, in the middle of the night, I pee twice.
07:48You know, like any gentleman.
07:51And when I pee in the middle of the night, and I don't mind saying this, I sit down to
07:56pee,
07:57because sitting is easier than standing.
07:59And I'm not on camera.
08:01Yes, thank you.
08:06Yeah, I'm going to be a silence breaker on this.
08:09Like, sitting for peeing, we get to do two.
08:12It's way easier.
08:15It's not foolproof, because sometimes you pee, like, you pee out between the seat and the...
08:21What an utter failure that moment is.
08:26You're sitting on it, and you still pee like a rope trick, right?
08:31All right, all right, all right.
08:32It's a family show.
08:33Anyway.
08:35So, I'm sitting to pee in the middle of the night, and my son doesn't sleep in a crib anymore.
08:38He sleeps in, like, a floor bed.
08:39So, he comes, I hear, he walks up, and he goes, Daddy, Daddy, what are you doing?
08:44I go, and my head's in my hands, you know, like, like any man.
08:48And I go, I'm peeing, Malcolm.
08:49And he goes, no, Daddy, stand.
08:52He goes, stand.
08:53We stand when we pee.
08:55And he didn't mean it in, like, an aggressive Jordan Peterson way.
09:01So, I go to the urologist.
09:04I go down to his, like, to his office.
09:06I walk in, and this guy, Dr. Nitti, his real name, shout out, Dr. Nitti.
09:10You're great.
09:11I walk in, and he looks at me.
09:12He goes, yeah.
09:13He goes, yeah, uh-huh, yeah, yeah.
09:16Come on in.
09:16Yeah, uh-huh.
09:18I go, I'm 40.
09:19He goes, you're 42.
09:20Yes, you are.
09:20He goes, you're 42.
09:22And he goes, let me guess.
09:25Do you have hesitancy when you're peeing?
09:27Yeah, of course you do.
09:29Sure you do.
09:30Sure you do.
09:30And when you're done peeing, does it feel like you can't empty your bladder?
09:34No, you can't.
09:35I bet you can't.
09:36No.
09:37And are you peeing in the middle of the night?
09:39I bet a couple times.
09:40Sure, you're peeing in the middle of the night.
09:41And let me, let me see.
09:43Do you have post-void dribbling?
09:46Sure you do.
09:47Sure, a lot of men do, but we don't talk about it.
09:49But you have it, and you're peeing in your pants a little.
09:53And then he goes, let me ask you this.
09:55He goes, do you care?
09:58Do you care?
10:00Because if you care, I could blow up a balloon in your urethra, and we could see what's going
10:09on in there.
10:11He goes, or, if you don't care, you can just walk out of here and maybe drink a little
10:21less before you go to bed.
10:24He goes, that's what we're going to do.
10:26I go, I don't care.
10:26He goes, then we're going to leave.
10:27We're not going to do a thing.
10:30I go, we're not going to do a thing?
10:31He's like, no.
10:32I go, nothing?
10:33He goes, oh, the prostate exam?
10:35Okay.
10:36Yeah, we don't need to, because I can learn more from your blood work PSA levels.
10:42But did you get yourself all psyched up for it?
10:45And now you're ready to, okay, we can do it.
10:48He doesn't even do it like a professional job.
10:51He's like, put your hands there.
10:51That's fine.
10:52Sure.
10:52He puts on a glove.
10:53He's like, okay, we can do it, because I know what it's like to get yourself psyched up
10:58for something, and then he sticks it, and I go, oh, and he goes, yeah, we're not going
11:01to learn anything from that.
11:05So I get the results on Friday.
11:07The internist calls me, and he's like, I am looking at your results, and a lot of doctors
11:11do this with me.
11:12They have this little preamble they do.
11:14They go, after all the damage you did to your body, I am shocked, because these results
11:22are great.
11:23I'm like, just start with these results are great.
11:25I don't need you to do a one-man show about my problems.
11:30He goes, I'm looking at your liver.
11:32I didn't know what I would see.
11:35And I was like, enough context.
11:37He goes, you have the liver of a 13-year-old.
11:40I go, well, when I was 13, I was drinking on Accutane, so I hope not.
11:45And then he goes, he's looking at my results.
11:47He goes, I, I, you didn't even have any strokes.
11:54I go, was I supposed to?
11:56He goes, with all the cocaine, I would have thought you had little vascular strokes, but
12:00I don't see any.
12:01And I was like, okay, that's good news, but I don't love that a guy who met me and has
12:05seen my work thought I might have had a few strokes.
12:10He goes, he's looking, he goes, I'm looking at all your results, and I really like what
12:16I'm seeing.
12:17And I was like, that's great, but you also really liked that Jason Reitner movie, so I'm
12:23uneasy.
12:24Let me tell you about the show we have for you tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
12:31This is, this is the best, this is just the best show that's made today.
12:37Ronnie Chang is going to join our panel this evening.
12:42Molly Shannon is joining us this evening.
12:46My dear friend, the brilliant Mark Maron is joining us this evening.
12:55Everybody's Live is the best music program in entertainment today, and we absolutely knock
13:01it out of the park tonight.
13:02I couldn't be more excited.
13:04These two are just icons in my mind, and they're playing together.
13:07Maggie Rogers and John Cale are on our show tonight.
13:14And I would like to say hello to my other dear friend, Mr. Richard Kind.
13:40And I need to see a cut of this before you use it.
13:49It's a, it's a live show.
13:51It's not live anymore.
13:52Sorry.
13:53The Richard portions are pre-taped.
13:55We're going to need to see a cut.
13:57Come on.
13:58Wouldn't you give up all your friends for this woman?
14:03I would blow up my brand and distance myself from my fans for one moment in her company.
14:12to watch her scroll, to wake up and hear her on the phone in the bathroom.
14:19Wow, Richard, it seems like a dream.
14:22Yeah, it's a dream.
14:23Yeah, we also have some cute Insta faces.
14:27Oh, that's right.
14:27You call Instagram Insta faces, even though you're on social media a lot.
14:33No, we're not showing those.
14:35Those are private.
14:36They're on public Instagram.
14:38You know, why can't I have it out, John?
14:40A family, a brand, a business.
14:42No one deserves it more than me.
14:44That may be, but please, if you could not interrupt the show, I would really...
14:48I'm going to have friends over here later.
14:50Who are those random people backstage?
14:53The guests?
14:54Whatever.
14:54Come on, John, isn't she amazing?
14:56Isn't she amazing?
14:58Richard's happy.
15:01Richard's happy, and we can be happy for Richard, okay?
15:05So we've done the monologue.
15:07We've met Geirsten.
15:09I think it's time to look through the old telescope.
15:14Yeah.
15:17The telescope is my favorite.
15:19What do you think we're going to see, huh?
15:21I don't know.
15:21Let's see.
15:23It's a crystal clear night here in L.A.
15:26Perfect night for telescope.
15:28Buildings, buildings.
15:30Whoa.
15:31Wait.
15:32That looks exactly like the apartment from Seinfeld.
15:35Same couch, layout.
15:36There's even a clunky landline.
15:38Wait.
15:39Is that Trey from Fish?
15:41And that's Mike Gordon from Fish, but he looks like George Costanza.
15:46Yeah, that's definitely Trey.
15:50And, oh, my God, it's Fishman, dressed as Elaine.
15:53I'm next to going to tell me Paige is Kramer.
15:56Paige is Kramer.
15:58What?
15:58It's all the guys from Fish wearing wigs, but Trey is not.
16:02Whoa.
16:03Put it together.
16:03What are you looking at?
16:07It's Seinfeld, but it's Fish.
16:14Fish is acting like Seinfeld.
16:17That's fascinating.
16:19Chuck, is it too late to change the topic to what if Seinfeld was Fish?
16:23Yeah, it is too late, and plus we just saw it.
16:30Well, let's begin the TV program.
16:33We have a lot to get to this evening.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:35Sorry, this is a little annoying, but I keep getting alerts from my crib cam that I set up
16:40in the writer's room.
16:41I like to keep my eyes on the writing staff.
16:44You know, I pay them, so it's good to know what the fuck they're doing.
16:49Oh, it looks like they're sleeping.
16:52That's Fran, Vanessa, Alex, Jeremy, Langston.
16:58Oh, no, Rajat's waking up.
17:00Oh, shit, he's going to be up all night.
17:03Please, honey, go.
17:04There you go.
17:05All right, sweet dreams, Rajat.
17:07Okay.
17:08Hey, actually, why are they down so early?
17:11Can we please have them stay up a little later on show nights so I can sleep in?
17:14Okay?
17:15Because otherwise, 6 a.m., they're jumping on the bed going, I have jokes to pitch.
17:18I have jokes to pitch.
17:20As I mentioned, ladies and gentlemen of our audience, tonight's topic is major surgery.
17:25Can surgery be fun?
17:27Should John have surgery?
17:28To help me dig into these things, I am joined by anesthesiologist Dr. Emily Methancool.
17:34She will be with us all evening.
17:36Dr. Methancool.
17:38Thank you so much.
17:40Thanks for being here to answer our questions, to answer our guest questions, to be a resource
17:45for us as we explore surgery.
17:47I really appreciate it.
17:48Thank you, Dr. Emily.
17:50We will be taking your calls throughout the broadcast, as always.
17:53The number is up on your screen now.
17:56There you go.
17:56Please call in with any questions or stories you may have about surgery.
18:01Doctor, by the way, do you feel comfortable giving, like, medical advice on the air?
18:05I do not.
18:05You do not.
18:06Okay.
18:07So we'll stay away from that.
18:10Right now, I'm going to welcome two very funny, two very special guests to join our discussion.
18:15Please welcome Molly Shannon and Ronnie Chang.
18:27Thank you so much for having me.
18:32Thank you so much for having me.
18:38Hey, happy Wednesday.
18:39Happy Wednesday.
18:40Happy Wednesday.
18:40Nice to see you two.
18:42So nice to be here.
18:43Thanks for coming on surgery night.
18:44This is, like, this is a really fun topic and I'm excited you're here.
18:47Yeah.
18:48Great.
18:48Thanks for coming on surgery night.
18:48Thanks, thanks for having us on surgery night.
18:50Oh, you're very welcome.
18:51Yeah.
18:52Uh, Ronnie, have you, uh, I understand your sister is an anesthesiologist, is that right?
18:56Yeah, my sister's an anesthesiologist in Australia.
18:59Very smart, very smart person.
19:00Is it different in Australia?
19:01Like, the way the toilets flush backwards or anything?
19:03Yeah.
19:04Uh, yeah, they call it, uh, an anesthesi, anis, uh, anisiatus.
19:10That's what they call it in Australia.
19:11But we just say anesthesiologist, just to keep it simple.
19:13She's brilliant.
19:14My sister's a brilliant person.
19:16Her understanding of biochemistry is remarkable.
19:19You ask her anything about it, she just spouts out fats.
19:20But, had, I've noticed doctors have gaps in their knowledge.
19:26For example, my sister, brilliant biochemist, brilliant doctor, cannot explain Christopher
19:31Nolan's tenant.
19:34So, uh, is that true?
19:38I, I don't think I can explain it either.
19:39Okay.
19:40Well, there you go.
19:40So, you can't know everything.
19:41Hey, Molly, have you ever had, like, a major surgery?
19:44No.
19:45No, I haven't.
19:46Oh, wow.
19:46But, John, can I ask the doctor, Emily, a question?
19:49Oh, yeah.
19:50Because I have a question.
19:50Yeah.
19:51Doctor Emily, I was wondering, you know, there, there's people, of course, who, who have, you know,
19:57doctors are people, maybe sometimes they have addictions like anyone else.
20:01I wondered, do you ever have any stories of doctors becoming, becoming addicted to fentanyl,
20:06who steal the fentanyl from the patients and then hide it in the paralytic box, the vecuronium
20:13box to get it out of the hospital without getting caught and then accidentally shoot themselves
20:19up with the paralytic, the vecuronium, and then realize, because they're a doctor, that that
20:27wasn't fentanyl, that they've now put, you know, put themselves in a very bad position
20:31and are paralyzed and can't breathe, and they realize that they're in big trouble?
20:36Have you ever heard a story like that?
20:38I have never heard a story like that, but I'm impressed that you know what vecuronium
20:42is.
20:42That's really remarkable.
20:44Yeah.
20:44It's a paralyzing agent, for those who don't know.
20:46Well, no, it's because I heard a story about a nurse stealing fentanyl from these women
20:52who were getting egg retrievals, and they were in, like, horrible pain, and nobody believed
20:57them.
20:58They were like, ah!
20:59Because the nurse was sucking up the fentanyl for herself.
21:03Wait.
21:03She was taking the actual...
21:04Right?
21:05It happened.
21:06She was taking the fentanyl they were supposed to be getting?
21:08Giving to the women.
21:10And she's giving them placebo or water or something?
21:12Uh, she was giving them placebo or water, correct.
21:14That's insane.
21:15And they were in pain, they did a big special on it.
21:17And I've heard about this at hospitals, and the doctors get really mad at the doctors
21:22who are stealing the fentanyl.
21:23I bet they did.
21:24Because they would have to sign out if they're...
21:26If they...
21:28If they...
21:32They have to sign, they have to say, this patient needs fentanyl, so they need to do a special
21:36thing, right?
21:37Yeah.
21:37And then they're, like, taking it, and then they're sucking it up for themselves, and then
21:41they're hiding it in the Vecuronium box to not get caught by the security guard.
21:46On the way out.
21:47And then they actually take the Vecuronium, I'm saying, right?
21:50They take the Vecuronium by accident, because they're drug addicts.
21:53Oh, my God.
21:53They're drug addicts.
21:54And they...
21:54And they have the Vecuronium box, and they think it's fentanyl, but then they shoot themselves
22:00up, and they're like...
22:02And then they're paralyzed.
22:05Yeah.
22:05And they can't breathe.
22:06Yeah.
22:06And they have to call their doctor friend, like...
22:08And the other doctors get mad at them.
22:10And they know, because they're a doctor.
22:11Yeah.
22:12That they're in big fucking trouble.
22:14For sure.
22:15To be paralyzed and in trouble.
22:17Right?
22:17Yes.
22:18It happens, right?
22:18You could die from that.
22:20That's very dangerous.
22:21Exactly.
22:22Exactly.
22:23So be careful.
22:25Right.
22:28That's...
22:32That is fantastic.
22:34Isn't that interesting, John?
22:35Is...
22:35So fentanyl, like...
22:37Because as in the, like, illegal drug community...
22:39Yeah.
22:40Fentanyl...
22:40Like, no, we all had fentanyl strips to test our cocaine and stuff.
22:43Like, fentanyl, the scourge of it was so scary.
22:46But do you...
22:47So is it...
22:47Do patients get scared when you talk about fentanyl in a clinical way?
22:52They do.
22:53With the amount of news about fentanyl that's out there, patients ask about fentanyl all the time.
22:59Okay, so fentanyl has medical uses?
23:02Oh, yeah.
23:02Yes, we use it all the time.
23:02It does actually have legitimate...
23:04Yes.
23:04I thought fentanyl was something you put in cocaine to kill your enemies.
23:09What do you use it in...
23:10What's it used in a medical context?
23:12We use it a lot for sedation, for anesthesia, and also for pain control during and after surgery.
23:17Oh, so it's good.
23:18Yeah.
23:19Oh, okay.
23:19It's a good...
23:19Under the supervision of a medical professional.
23:22Oh, okay.
23:23Cool.
23:24Good to know.
23:24I have to say one thing on the subject of surgery.
23:28Yeah, for sure.
23:29When I would feel kind of down, I would go to hospitals and sit in hospital cafeterias and order tuna
23:36fish sandwiches with cream and broccoli soup.
23:38When in life was this?
23:40I do it a lot.
23:42Oh, wow.
23:42I find it so relaxing.
23:44Yeah.
23:44Like, it's something about being in a whole nother world.
23:46I love the hospital.
23:46And seeing the people in scrubs and I'm like, oh my gosh, they just did surgery.
23:50For sure.
23:50It can kind of pull me out of a dark mood.
23:53Yeah.
23:53Yeah, no, it does.
23:55Being in a hospital really focuses the thinking.
23:58Do you know what I mean?
23:59Because everyone there is worried about one thing.
24:01Yes.
24:01Yes.
24:02And you're worried about a thousand things.
24:04Yeah.
24:04And they're just concerned about what's happening there.
24:06And just something refreshing, seeing like a doctor with scrubs come in and what kind of soup is he going
24:12to order and sitting with the doctors.
24:14I don't know.
24:14I find it so stimulating.
24:16Yes.
24:16Oh, speaking of food and doctors, as an anesthesiologist, you're sometimes in the surgery for like, what, six, eight hours,
24:22ten hours, twelve hours, right?
24:23Yes.
24:23So do you bring snacks?
24:24Do you bring smoothies?
24:25Do you bring...
24:26I wish.
24:27There's no food allowed in the operating room.
24:30But you're, but literally, how can you like, how can you maintain eight, ten hours like that?
24:36So, a colleague will come and give us a break for a few minutes to go to the bathroom or
24:40get some water or get some food, but they're usually very quick.
24:43If you're doing a major, like a chest cracker, like eight, ten hours, twelve hours, what is your go-to
24:48snack?
24:49Oh, that's a good question.
24:53Um, probably a sandwich.
24:55Nice.
24:55Cam sandwich.
24:56All around.
24:57And you've seen doctors doing soup a lot.
24:59Yes, soup.
25:00Can I ask Dr. Emily, do you prefer, do you prefer general anesthesia or deep sedation?
25:07If you had to pick one?
25:09Oh, if I had to pick one, general anesthesia.
25:12And why is that?
25:13It's a lot more controlled.
25:15Um, basically for anesthesiologists, we are able to control everything from your breathing, heart rate, blood pressure, everything.
25:23With sedation, we don't have control of your breathing.
25:26You're breathing on your own during sedation, so it's a lot less controlled.
25:29What do you administer?
25:31What's the difference?
25:31What's the difference?
25:33The difference is sedation.
25:36So, under general anesthesia, you do get more medications, including some medications that may be paralyzing in order to allow
25:43the surgeon to be able to work on you.
25:46Um, for sedation, there may be less invasive procedures where you don't need that much anesthesia.
25:51So, that's why we allow you to breathe on your own.
25:54Now, Ronnie, I understand that, uh, you, uh, uh, you broke your arm.
26:00Yes.
26:00And were you put under to set the bone?
26:02Yes.
26:02So, I broke my arm when I was 10 years old.
26:05Uh, I'll keep it ambiguous which one first.
26:07Okay.
26:07I have a reason for this.
26:08I want to test everyone in the crowd.
26:10I broke my arm.
26:11One of my arms was broken.
26:13It healed badly.
26:15And then the doctors had to break it and let it heal again.
26:19And they said I was too young to witness the breakage, so they put me under for it.
26:24Okay.
26:24And, to your point, on surgery being good, I came out.
26:28I couldn't use one of my arms for nine months and I became ambidextrous.
26:32So, you can write with both hands?
26:33I became, yes, I can write with both hands.
26:35And I'll prove it right now.
26:37Yes, we have some paper.
26:38Oh, wow.
26:38We have, we have two markers.
26:40Yes, I have two markers.
26:41In fact, I'll write at the same time.
26:43I'll even write at the same time right now.
26:44Just, okay.
26:45Just give me a word.
26:48The grapes, the grapes are blocking this, but I will attest that he is doing this.
26:52Okay, okay.
26:52I'll move this.
26:53You can't.
26:53They're just too heavy.
26:55Doctor, can you move this?
26:56It's really their show and not just here.
26:58Okay.
26:59I will write, I'll write John.
27:01I'll write John.
27:02Wonderful.
27:03Actually, maybe I'll just do that.
27:04Do you mind holding it?
27:05No, not at all.
27:05Oh, this is fantastic.
27:06Okay.
27:07I have not practiced this.
27:09I've never done this on TV before ever.
27:15Here we go.
27:17Here we go.
27:17I've actually never...
27:18How do you spell John?
27:19I do it with an H.
27:21Okay.
27:21Okay.
27:21John, okay.
27:23Uh...
27:24Oh, shoot.
27:25Okay.
27:26I messed up.
27:27Okay.
27:28Now, you guys have to guess which handed I actually am.
27:34Am I left or right handed based on this?
27:38Okay.
27:38Let's see.
27:40Ooh.
27:41Ooh.
27:44Ooh.
27:44See that?
27:45This super power or surgery?
27:49I'm going to go left handed.
27:51A natural lefty.
27:52Yes.
27:53Proud?
27:57That is correct.
27:58I am left handed.
27:59I am left handed.
28:00It's this one.
28:01Yes.
28:01But the right is excellent.
28:03That is...
28:04Thank you, thank you.
28:04A real testament.
28:06Thank you.
28:06That's a real testament to medical malpractice.
28:10We're going to learn a lot more about everybody's body parts right after this.
28:14Be right back.
28:25Be right back.
28:30Hey!
28:31Hey.
28:35Hey.
28:37Hey.
28:39Okay.
28:40Hey.
28:41Hey.
28:41Hey.
28:42Hey!
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33:32Je suis curieux, et je suis curieux, si vous deux sont extrêmement innovants
33:40en tant que musiciens, et Mr. Kale, vous avez part de l'avant-garde
33:46de la scène starting avec Lamont Young pendant plusieurs années,
33:49et vous êtes toujours le plus inventif, fascinant artiste.
33:54Est-ce que vous pensez qu'il y a une thriving avant-garde maintenant ?
33:57Vous pensez qu'il y a des actes, musiciens, comediennes, qui veulent faire l'audience
34:02comme vous, comme vous l'avez puissé ?
34:04Je ne sais pas, j'ai vu, hip-hop est le nouveau avant-garde,
34:09et vous trouvez donc beaucoup de choses qui sont en train de l'agriculture,
34:17vous savez, vous savez, Apple Music,
34:20je ne sais pas, Apple Music, mais Apple Music,
34:24il y a un tas d'original, qui ne connaît pas où ils sont en trainant,
34:31et il ne s'agit pas vraiment où ils sont en trainant,
34:33c'est comme, vous voyez où vous voyez vos instinctss.
34:40Donc, c'est ça, je pense.
34:43Et, comme un fan de l'aise, je t'ai parlé à vous de l'aise,
34:46vous avez une chanson, Davies and Whales,
34:48qui, sur le album Popticle Illusion,
34:51il y a eu, il y a eu, il y a eu, il y a eu, il y a eu,
34:55il y a eu, il y a eu,
34:57il y a eu, il y a eu, il y a eu, il y a eu,
34:58il y a eu, il y a eu, il y a eu, il y a eu,
35:01et ça me fait toujours penser à voir
35:03l'embryo transfert,
35:05on a cette grande scène,
35:08on a cette grande scène,
35:09et personne n'a vu elle,
35:10et je vois mes daughter,
35:12comme un jetpack.
35:14Wow.
35:15So every time I hear that song,
35:16I think of that.
35:17That's a great story.
35:18Do you two mind that people read into your lyrics,
35:21stuff like that?
35:22Um...
35:23Do you go like,
35:24well, that's not, it's not about your embryo, but...
35:26LAUGHTER
35:27Don't ask me any questions on an embryo.
35:30Yeah, I won't.
35:30No embryo questions.
35:31No embryo questions.
35:33Yeah, I...
35:34I don't know, as a dad,
35:36and, you know, it's like...
35:38It's one of those places you don't want to be
35:40when you're unfamiliar with the territory.
35:45Yeah.
35:46You've got really...
35:47Sorry.
35:48No, I just, I don't want to be there either.
35:51LAUGHTER
35:52Wait a minute, I told you I was going to say something wrong.
35:55No, you picked that up.
35:56No, you said everything right.
35:57Oh, OK.
35:58You two are both...
35:59Yeah, sorry.
36:00I was just going to say,
36:01I know that you're classically trained.
36:03What music calms you down?
36:05Yeah.
36:10Somebody's snoring.
36:12LAUGHTER
36:13You were a bit, yeah, you were...
36:15You've got to find somebody.
36:16You're an ASMR pioneer.
36:17I feel really calmed down by distortion.
36:21Like, that always...
36:22There's something about really distorted guitar
36:24that really makes me settle.
36:27It does just something to my nervous system.
36:30Or, like, you know, spa, piano.
36:33Oh, so either terrible distortion or spa piano.
36:38Well, we have to go in a moment,
36:40and I'm just going to embarrass you for a second, Mr. Kale.
36:42I just wanted to tell you that, like, I was 15 years old
36:46when I first heard the Velvet Underground first album
36:49and the Black Angel's death song.
36:51I put the album on on my brother's stereo,
36:54I was standing in front of it, I'll never forget it,
36:56and the sound of your viola...
36:59You know, a lot of times lyrics change people's lives,
37:01but just the sonic sound you guys made
37:04and that you've made your whole career,
37:05it totally blew my wiring out.
37:08And it really said to me, like,
37:10there's an interesting dark place
37:12that's quite fascinating,
37:14and it might be quite fun to play around in there.
37:18And I just wanted to say thank you
37:21for everything you've made.
37:22You're absolutely incredible.
37:29Thank you both for being here.
37:30I'm so excited. Thank you both.
37:32We will be right back with more surgery after this.
37:41I think shit looks pretty settled.
37:43Seems like a nice night on the lot. Nothing too fishy.
37:46You a night owl? I used to be.
37:49I don't know. If you're doing this,
37:50you gotta be a night owl.
37:52Wah, wah, wah.
37:54Don't fucking mention that.
37:58Clear.
38:00Let's go, John.
38:01It's all about your...
38:02Wait, wait, put your light down.
38:03You saw something?
38:06Hey, John, I think that's us in the mirror.
38:08Hey!
38:09Don't be rushed over here.
38:11Hello?
38:13Sorry.
38:18Did you hear that?
38:19What did you...
38:20Someone cough?
38:21Was it coming from the garage or...?
38:23Yeah!
38:23Ahem!
38:25This is deadly.
38:27Look how few options we have to get out of here.
38:29Hello?
38:30Hello?
38:31Shh.
38:32What the fuck?
38:37I think he's...
38:38I don't mean to be paranoid, but if that guy appears again,
38:41I'm gonna rush him... I'm gonna rush him with everything I have.
38:43You gotta be smart about it.
38:45You can just go...
38:45You can hang back.
38:46No, I don't want you...
38:47This can be my thing.
38:48Don't be rushed over here.
38:50We gotta log all that stuff, man.
38:52I'll say in the report,
38:53Curtis didn't want to tackle him.
38:55Curtis urged caution.
38:57So security seemed like something to do?
38:59100%.
39:00Yeah?
39:00I do like staying up really late at night,
39:02and I love to be up in people's business.
39:04Mmm.
39:09Hello, Matthew, everybody.
39:11I'm back with Ronnie Chang, Molly Shannon,
39:14Dr. Emily Methancool,
39:15and now we are joined by one of my absolute favorite comedian,
39:19thinker, friends, the great Mark Maron is here.
39:30It's a hell of an introduction.
39:32It was nice, right?
39:33Yeah, I like thinker.
39:34I know.
39:35A lot of pressure.
39:37Yeah.
39:38Well, talker.
39:39Okay, good.
39:39With some thought.
39:40Yeah.
39:41Mark, you have a lot of...
39:43You have a background in surgery without being a surgeon,
39:46is that right?
39:46Yeah, I was a surgeon when I was in high school,
39:49and...
39:50No, my dad is a surgeon.
39:52No, what kind of surgeon?
39:53Orthopedic.
39:54Ah.
39:55Yeah.
39:56It's pretty brutal, orthopedic surgeon.
39:58Like a bone breaker.
39:59Well, look, when I was, like, 10 years old...
40:02Like, doctors, notoriously,
40:03don't spend a lot of time with their kids.
40:04Yeah.
40:05I'm not complaining.
40:06But, uh...
40:08But he wasn't around.
40:12But he wanted to spend some, like, you know,
40:14father-son time, and he had to go to the hospital
40:17to watch, at that time, a film strip
40:19about how to do a new procedure.
40:21I didn't know anything about anything.
40:24I'm just like, I'm going to my dad to the hospital.
40:26And we go into this room, and they start running this film strip,
40:28and it's of, like, a total hip surgery.
40:31So I don't know what I'm getting into,
40:32and I'm just watching a scalpel open up the hip,
40:35and then there's a hammer.
40:36There's hammers, and there's a nail,
40:38and I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
40:42And...
40:42And, uh, my dad's like, I think I know how to do that now.
40:45And I...
40:48I never looked at him the same again, ever.
40:51Well, how did you look at him after that?
40:52With, like, awe?
40:53Like, this man can destroy a hip with a hammer?
40:55Fear?
40:56I think...
40:58Well, you don't know what your dad does.
41:00And then when, you know, kids ask you,
41:02what's your dad do,
41:02you're like, I don't want to talk about it.
41:04It's...
41:05It's pretty, uh, pretty gnarly.
41:07So would he...
41:09He didn't obviously treat you, I guess,
41:11because you're his son, but did he have...
41:13Well, he kind of...
41:13Well, he did, actually, but not surgery.
41:16He broke my leg twice, my dad.
41:18You mean he said it?
41:19No, he broke it, and then he said it.
41:22Really?
41:22It wasn't an experiment.
41:26One time we were skiing as a family,
41:28and I kept complaining that my binding kept opening up,
41:32and I kept...
41:33And then he's like, he'd had enough.
41:35He's like, come here!
41:36And he tightens up the binding.
41:37And the next time I fell, it did not release.
41:41And it's just my...
41:42It was a spiral fracture of my tibia.
41:45Oh, wow.
41:45And he was like, oh, all right, so...
41:50He had to watch a film strip.
41:52Yeah, he's like, we've got to stop by the hospital,
41:53I've got to watch a movie.
41:55No, so he set my leg,
41:57and it never quite turned out right.
41:59And then...
42:01Years later, he ran over my foot.
42:03Yeah, same dad.
42:05Different time.
42:07I was getting out of the car for summer school,
42:10you know, because I was that kid.
42:12You know, got to go to summer school.
42:15So...
42:16So I had my feet out of the car,
42:19and I reached back to get my books,
42:20and he thought I was out.
42:21And he just took off,
42:23and the tire just rolled over my foot.
42:25Same foot?
42:26Same foot.
42:27And then he back...
42:28He backs back over it,
42:30and I get back in the car,
42:31and I was like...
42:32He's like, I think you're all right.
42:33And I'm like, what are you talking about?
42:34He just ran over my foot.
42:36And after he said he thinks I was all right,
42:38we get to the hospital,
42:39and they do an x-ray,
42:40and it was broken.
42:40He goes, I knew it was broken.
42:43So...
42:45So then he, uh...
42:47He set that...
42:48He did that, too.
42:49And now my foot goes out like this,
42:51and it never really quite healed right.
42:53And, uh...
42:54Wow.
42:55Yeah, so I don't talk to him.
42:57Uh...
42:57Yeah, did those things ever come up
42:59in a sort of, like,
43:00cats in the cradle-like way?
43:01There's no verse about breaking the son's leg twice
43:04and setting it poorly, but...
43:05No, well, sure.
43:06It did come up in the song I wrote about my father.
43:09Uh...
43:09I, uh...
43:10No, the...
43:11You know, there's been tension with my dad.
43:13Sure.
43:13But not...
43:14I don't, you know,
43:15hobble up to him and go,
43:16Look what you did to my foot!
43:18You fuck!
43:19You know, so...
43:21Dr. Methancool,
43:22are orthopedic surgeons, uh...
43:24Do they have a common personality among them?
43:27I mean...
43:27Be honest.
43:28Yeah.
43:29Because I will.
43:30Uh...
43:30They're very athletic.
43:32Athletic?
43:33Interesting.
43:33Yeah, because they have to do a lot of hammering.
43:37Yeah, and saws.
43:38It takes some strength to do that.
43:39Because it's less...
43:39I mean, is it sort of like...
43:41It's more, like, mechanic than it is...
43:43It's a lot mechanical,
43:44a lot of hammering, sawing,
43:47like, all that stuff.
43:48Yeah.
43:49Do they have a god complex?
43:50Or...
43:51That's the cliché of heart surgeons, I guess.
43:53I would say any doctor could have a god complex.
43:56Well, any one could have a god complex.
43:58Any one.
43:58Do you have a god complex?
43:59I don't think I do.
44:00All right.
44:01Do people...
44:02I have one question.
44:03Dr. Emily, when people are being...
44:07I have many serious questions.
44:09Really fast.
44:10When people, after...
44:11When they're being supported with their breathing
44:13and they have their breathing tube,
44:14do doctors ever make a mistake
44:15when they're pulling out the breathing tube
44:17and knock the two front teeth out?
44:20Um...
44:20Usually not when they're pulling it out.
44:23But when they're putting it...
44:23But when they're putting it in,
44:25that is a complication on the end.
44:27Yeah, a lot of intubating.
44:28A complication called it?
44:29As opposed to horrible accidents.
44:32Oh.
44:32Or you could call it that.
44:34And do the drugs that they give you, like,
44:37propofol or the drugs that they give for deep sedation,
44:40does that have an effect on the brain,
44:41like later with dementia and stuff?
44:44Um...
44:44It can.
44:46It depends on when you get it.
44:47Bummer.
44:48When you get general anesthesia.
44:49So, um, for older patients, when you're older,
44:53the more times you get anesthesia,
44:54there is a higher risk of having, you know,
44:57cognitive dysfunction afterwards.
44:58Because I did feel after the hernia...
45:00I'm sorry, Richard, but...
45:01After the hernia procedure,
45:03I did feel very depressed for a few days.
45:06And I was not in a depressive time in my life.
45:09So, it felt like weird and spiritual or something.
45:13Yeah.
45:14And I've heard...
45:15Okay, so I saw this orthopedist,
45:17and he was like,
45:19you should get hip replacement.
45:20He goes, don't get the laparoscopic hip surgery.
45:22That won't work.
45:23Get the replacement.
45:24And then as I'm walking out of his office,
45:26he goes, if you want to know what I really think,
45:28don't get it.
45:30Then he goes, I don't like to cut the skin.
45:34I think the soul escapes a little.
45:37What?
45:37What?
45:38But he didn't say it.
45:39Now, let me be clear.
45:40Yeah.
45:40He didn't say it, like, in my medical opinion.
45:43He was sort of like, all right, have a good day.
45:45By the way, just guy to guy.
45:49I think the soul escapes a little when you cut the skin.
45:51Do you mind about it, John?
45:52Wow.
45:52Man, I didn't know.
45:53I heard that you had a torn labrum here.
45:55Yeah.
45:56And you had back surgery separately.
45:58No, no, back.
45:59Not back surgery.
46:00Oh.
46:00Should we call my dad?
46:02Yeah, we should get your dad on the floor.
46:04Yeah, but are you okay?
46:05What happened?
46:06I was born with, like a bulldog.
46:09I just have natural hip dysplasia.
46:12Oh.
46:12So the bone has a knuckle on it.
46:14If I did it laparoscopically and repaired the muscle, it would just tear it again.
46:17That's why my feet kind of go out like a duck.
46:19Oh.
46:19So the end thing would be to just replace the hip.
46:23Wow.
46:24Yeah.
46:24I had no...
46:25You have a more successful career with all these injuries and drug use than most humans have.
46:29Thank you so much.
46:30I know.
46:30It's amazing.
46:31No, that is really nice.
46:32Yeah, I appreciate that.
46:33Thank you.
46:38Speaking about artificial hips, my dad on his office desk had an artificial knee that was just sitting on his
46:46desk as like a paperweight.
46:47Metal?
46:48Yeah, it was metal, but there was still like bone on it.
46:50It had been taken out.
46:51And I was fascinated by it.
46:53And I asked him what happened.
46:54He goes, it didn't work.
46:59Dr. Emily, what is, like, how does anesthesia work?
47:03The funny thing is we actually don't know.
47:06Oh, my God.
47:07That's great.
47:07Yeah.
47:07Okay, let's take a call.
47:10Line one, Rachel in Brooklyn.
47:13Rachel, quickly, could you tell us what you called about?
47:16Yes.
47:17So I, this year I had a surgery for endometriosis.
47:20And I also had an ovarian cyst that turned out to be completely full of hair.
47:24Um, that may have also been my twin.
47:26Okay.
47:27Uh, oh.
47:28The cyst had hair and therefore you think it was a twin?
47:32Well, there, I don't think that.
47:35But some people told that to me.
47:36That it could have been my twin.
47:37Although the surgeon was like, it wasn't your twin.
47:40Oh, okay.
47:41Who told you it was your twin?
47:44My, my mom.
47:47What kind of car do you drive?
47:50I don't drive.
47:51Okay, that's a great story.
47:53Thank you so much.
47:55Rachel, thank you very much.
47:57Now, as many of you know, we're talking about medical procedures.
47:59Circumcisions have been in steep decline.
48:02There are recent studies showing that it may not have a positive impact on your child's health.
48:06But I would like to bring out a local Jewish man who is hoping to change those numbers.
48:12Please welcome Moyle Abraham Davis.
48:19Hey, hey, hey.
48:20All right.
48:21Shut the fuck up.
48:23All right.
48:24People are letting their kids walk around here with weird British dicks and enough is enough.
48:32You're sitting here saying to yourself, oh, but if I circumcise my son, the trauma, it could live with him
48:37forever.
48:38You know what else could live with him forever?
48:40That nasty penis gunk stuck to the front.
48:43Hold for applause.
48:50I'm here today to present to you some beautiful new options for you or your child's circumcisions.
48:58That's right.
48:59Ain't that nice?
49:00It's Yiddish.
49:02You may be asking yourself, what kind of cuts are we talking about?
49:06Great question.
49:07How about spiky?
49:10Mm-hmm.
49:11Or perhaps consider, consider this, consider this as soon as I move this out the way.
49:16Consider this.
49:18Sideburns.
49:19Very tasteful.
49:20Or if you're feeling funky, why not try out the Gerald from Hey Arnold?
49:26That's nice.
49:27We here at Moyles Davis Penis Shavers can do over 100 cuts to give you and your child the penis
49:36of God's dreams.
49:38We offer scissor cuts and electric razor, and yes, we let the foreskin collect on the ground, and then every
49:45couple of hours, a guy sweeps it up.
49:47Other cuts include white gentleman.
49:52The Rachel.
49:54Cute hat.
49:56Boat.
49:58Stretch.
49:59The Predator, not sexual.
50:03Bastia.
50:05Mullets.
50:06And of course, Cybertruck.
50:09And Molly Shannon, we do ladies as well.
50:13And we don't use fentanyl.
50:15That's for you.
50:18Moyle.
50:19Abraham Davis.
50:22Hey, by the way.
50:26By the way, there's no right or wrong when it comes to circumcision, but there is a more normal way.
50:33We're going to take a short break.
50:35We've got a lot more to come, including a big announcement from me at the end of the night that
50:38you won't want to miss.
50:40Excuse me.
50:41Thank you all to my panel, and we'll be right back after this.
51:00Can you believe credit history?
51:02I hate credit history.
51:03It's credit.
51:04It's history.
51:06You are never going to believe who I saw at the gym.
51:14Jerry, you're never going to believe who I saw at the gym.
51:18No!
51:35Do it again. I'm sorry.
51:37I missed it.
51:42What's the deal with credit history anyway?
51:49You know, I think coffee is the greatest thing.
51:55What are you guys talking about?
52:02Jerry, you're never going to believe who I...
52:06Did they get it?
52:09Cups of coffee.
52:11It's every day.
52:13This is shit, Jerry.
52:14No!
52:25I'm not ever going to have them.
52:48I've got a big announcement at the end of the program.
52:51I've got a big announcement at the end of the program that you won't want to miss.
52:54But right now, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome John Cale and Maggie Rogers.
53:28I've watched the
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