00:30Ms. Kawaguchi is Athena or Artemis. That's it. Ms. Kawaguchi is a god.
00:38If she really is a god, then it all makes sense.
00:43Why do I always think about Ms. Kawaguchi before I go to bed?
00:48And why does she frequently appear in my dreams?
00:53It's because she's a god.
00:57I can't think of another plausible reason why she could do such things that are beyond human comprehension.
01:08You've completed the proof. Any questions?
01:22Uh...
01:26C-ca...
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02:29That got good crates
02:30I was a shoo-in for Tokyo University
02:34But then it all went to shit
02:36My life was ruined
02:41All because you rejected me
02:44You cost me everything
02:46But never faced any consequences
02:50It doesn't make sense
02:52And that's why I had to take matters into my own hands
03:02You're Kiwano, right?
03:05Kiwano, we were in the same class in our second year of high school
03:08Correct
03:12Wait, no
03:13You're guilty
03:23You can...
03:25You can do anything you want to me
03:28I just ask that you don't hurt any of my students
03:34Anything he wants?
03:39Anything that he wants?
03:41Huh?
03:44I...
03:45I can...
03:46I can do anything I want
03:58All right
04:00Wait, no
04:01I didn't...
04:02I...
04:02Did I just...
04:03Say sex?
04:06Sex?
04:08Mom, we gotta get out of here
04:10Please
04:11Please
04:15Please
04:19Okay
04:22I'll do it
04:25But please promise to leave my students unharmed
04:29Yes!
04:32Miss Kawaguchi
04:33Miss Kawaguchi
04:35Having sex
04:36My goddess
04:39And that filthy man
04:40Having sex
04:44What is this feeling?
04:48I don't want Miss Kawaguchi to have sex
04:53I can't stand the thought of it
04:58No!
04:59You can't have sex with Miss Kawaguchi
05:02What did you just say?
05:04He's screwed
05:05Sasaki?
05:06Sasaki
05:07Sasaki
05:08Sasaki
05:08Sit back down
05:09Who are you to barge in like this?
05:12I'd never let Miss Kawaguchi be defiled by such filth like you
05:15Sasaki
05:17Sit down
05:17I'm begging you
05:18Please sit back down
05:20Miss Kawaguchi
05:21You don't have to agree to this
05:24Sex should be between two people who love each other
05:28Stop it
05:29Don't be a hero
05:30Sit back down
05:31You should listen to her and shut up, alright?
05:35I have to be a hero
05:37No one else in here is going to speak up for her
05:40And I don't want Miss Kawaguchi to have sex
05:45What is your problem?
05:49Why does someone always have to get in my way?
05:59I'll probably get shot in a moment
06:03I'm sure it's gonna hurt like hell
06:07It's as though time is moving in slow motion
06:11Is my life about to flash before my eyes?
06:15I don't want to die
06:17But I don't want Miss Kawaguchi having sex either
06:22Miss Kawaguchi
06:26When did I start to think she was a god anyway?
06:34That's it
06:35I remember
06:46You're the only one who hasn't turned in the future plans essay Sasaki
06:52I'm sorry
06:54When I tell people
06:56They just make fun of me
06:58So I'd rather not say
07:00You'll never know until you try it
07:02I won't tell a soul
07:04Go on
07:05Let's give it a shot
07:13I want to become
07:14An astronaut
07:17And land on the moon
07:22My dad was an astronaut
07:24He died before he could make it to space
07:28He always said that when he died
07:29He'd go to the moon
07:32He said he'd be the first Japanese person to ever do that
07:37And he was never afraid of dying
07:41So
07:41If I go to the moon
07:43I'll get to see him again
07:45You see
07:46My dad always told the truth
07:49But
07:50Whenever I share this story
07:52Everyone laughs at me
07:55They say it's not true
07:56They say it's not true
07:57That there's no way my father's on the moon
08:03They act like I'm making it up
08:04But how would they know if he's there?
08:10That's why
08:11I'm going to the moon
08:13To find out for myself if my dad's there
08:20It's okay
08:27Did you know
08:28That I'm actually a god?
08:32Are you making fun of me too?
08:34But I'm just saying the exact same thing that you are
08:36People have their own unique reality
08:39They just can't help but compare themselves to others' lives through their own lens
08:45Speaking from what's common sense to me
08:47I tend not to think that your dad could be on the moon either
08:51But the chance of that isn't zero
08:54There's no such thing as a zero percent chance
08:57It's just that we're too lazy to bother with minuscule percentages
09:01So we pretend they're zero instead
09:04I fully support your dream of becoming an astronaut
09:08Meet your dad on the moon
09:10And change my definition of common sense
09:35There's no such thing as a zero percent chance
09:38It's just that we're too lazy to bother with minuscule percentages
09:42So we pretend they're zero instead
09:48How?
09:52Sasaki just stopped a bullet
09:59Sasaki just stopped a bullet
10:06Sasaki, you stopped a bullet
10:11Sasaki, you stopped a bullet
10:12Sasaki, you stopped a bullet
10:12What the hell?
10:12What the...
10:14What the hell are you?
10:21This isn't over yet
10:24Actually, far from it
10:28The possibility of Miss Kawaguchi having sex
10:31Is still a probability
10:35What am I?
10:36What am I, you ask?
10:39Tu veux vraiment savoir? Tu veux savoir exactement ce que je suis?
10:48Je suis...
10:49Je suis de l'avenir.
10:52Et depuis que je suis de l'avenir, je savais la trajectoire de ce très bullet.
10:59Il n'y a pas de façon que tu ne peux pas être de l'avenir.
11:03Ça ne peut pas être de l'avenir.
11:08Mais c'est impossible. Ça ne peut pas être de l'avenir.
11:12Oh, Sasaki just stopped a bullet.
11:17Sasaki just stopped a bullet.
11:20C'est parce que je suis de l'avenir.
11:22Je vois.
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11:32Tell me, then, what happens to me.
11:36I'm sure I'll end up in jail.
11:40And when I get out in a decade,
11:42my criminal record will prevent me from finding a job.
11:47I'll end up homeless.
11:48And then eventually,
11:50I'll die as a virgin.
11:55I see.
11:57He's doing it too.
12:00Um, well...
12:02He's jumping to conclusions.
12:05In the future,
12:06in the very near future,
12:09you
12:09are arrested.
12:11Like they're basic facts.
12:13You're released from prison in around ten years.
12:16When he doesn't know crap.
12:18And then thanks to what you learn in there,
12:20you get into Tokyo University!
12:27You marry a woman.
12:28You meet at a job while still in school.
12:31You have four children.
12:32You start your own business and succeed.
12:34A few years past,
12:35your children get married.
12:36They give you grandchildren.
12:37The misery that you feel right now
12:39is only temporary.
12:45You're lying.
12:47That's impossible.
12:49You are a liar.
12:51Because that can't be true.
12:53I don't believe it.
12:54It can't be true?
12:56as if you know.
12:58You haven't seen what I've seen!
13:03But...
13:03But I...
13:08Then, what do I do about...
13:10Miss Kawaguchi?
13:13You decide not to have sex with Miss Kawaguchi.
13:16By doing so,
13:18you're saving your virginity.
13:19And then, in the future,
13:21women will be drawn to you.
13:23That's what happens.
13:27Please, Kawano.
13:31You're right.
13:36I'll give it a shot.
13:39I'll study in prison.
13:51Hello?
13:52Do you copy?
13:54I copy, Sasaki.
13:57It's been too long.
13:58How's the moon?
13:59It certainly has been a while,
14:01Miss Kawaguchi.
14:02The moon...
14:03I can't put it into words.
14:05It's breathtaking.
14:06Did you find your dad up there?
14:09No, I did not.
14:11But I'm okay with that.
14:12Because now I'm the first Japanese person
14:15to land on the moon.
14:19Miss Kawaguchi?
14:21There's something I always wanted to ask you.
14:25It's about that shooting at school.
14:29You know how I stopped that bullet?
14:31It's been on my mind a lot.
14:33By some miracle, I stopped a bullet.
14:35But according to the laws of physics,
14:37my hands should have sustained serious injuries.
14:40I realized that while I was at my university.
14:44So...
14:44What I'm getting at is...
14:47It was your tremendous power
14:49that enabled me to stop that bullet.
14:53You're a god, aren't you, Miss Kawaguchi?
14:59I told you I was a god
15:01during our one-on-one meeting.
15:05That would mean
15:06I was the one
15:07who stopped that bullet.
15:11Miss, are you making fun of me?
15:18I realized that back then
15:20and also right now
15:21I can stop bullets.
15:23It's just common sense.
15:33Here we
15:38bear us all
15:41come above
15:46blinded
15:53cogno yang
15:56Butler
15:58contoh
15:59one
16:01zero
16:02one
16:03no
17:33...
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