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00:00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:00:11Oh, oh golly!
00:00:15What if Donald shouts at me?
00:00:19What do I say, Lammy?
00:00:23Just be yourself Prime Minister.
00:00:26Yourself is who everyone likes.
00:00:34Oh, son, that scary, scary, wonderful president.
00:00:40Why is he so blummin' difficult to talk to?
00:00:44Sir, just be honest and tell him we can't send any more ships to the Strait of Hormuz.
00:00:50Oh, crumbs. I just hate conflict so much.
00:00:55Are you referring to the war or this phone call?
00:00:57Isn't there a way I can not do both?
00:01:01I just want to keep him happy, Lammy.
00:01:04You don't understand him like I do. I can change him.
00:01:11I don't think the feeling's mutual.
00:01:13He can't stop insulting you. He called you a coward.
00:01:16I'm out of my depth here, Lammy.
00:01:19How did Liz Truss make this job look so easy?
00:01:25Look, we were worried you'd lose your nerve, so we've taken steps to help you gain unfounded confidence.
00:01:31Mr. Prime Minister, meet your Gen Z advisor at Lil Hoopie.
00:01:35What's up, Stamzy? Bow, bow, bow.
00:01:37At Lil Hoopie is the most qualified person we have.
00:01:40He is the only person under 23 who voted Labour and would so again in the next election.
00:01:47You're not voting for the Green Party?
00:01:50Nah, my dad works in oil.
00:01:52No cap, Stamzy. I love you, and I do hearts this way. With my thumb.
00:01:57Thank you, At Lil Hoopie. I love you too.
00:02:02Sir Keir is trying to set boundaries with the president while preserving their special relationship.
00:02:07Hmm, I see. Facts. Facts.
00:02:09Okay, so you're looking for more of a special situationship.
00:02:13Okay, I've got you covered.
00:02:15I'm an expert in messy drama.
00:02:16I've been in three throuples, and I'm currently gay.
00:02:22First thing you've got to do, you've got to forget the phone call these days.
00:02:25It's all about the voice note.
00:02:27I'll try anything.
00:02:28I'll do anything.
00:02:31Except take a stand.
00:02:34That is so keir-coded.
00:02:37Here, listen. Take the phone and just speak from the heart.
00:02:42Hi, Donald.
00:02:45I'm afraid I can't go to war with you.
00:02:49But that doesn't mean we can't still be chums.
00:02:53America and Britain have a long, proud tradition of cooperation,
00:02:58and nothing can take that away.
00:03:00Remember the good times.
00:03:02Remember D-Day.
00:03:05Remember Live Aid.
00:03:08Remember Iraq.
00:03:10For the first week, and then none of the rest.
00:03:16Remember Helen Baxendale on Friends.
00:03:20Remember Hugh Laurie on Friends.
00:03:24Remember the episode of Friends,
00:03:26where they all came to London.
00:03:28Remember the one where Joey put on all of childless clothes.
00:03:34That was a funny one.
00:03:36and...
00:03:39Get back on track, Sir, OK.
00:03:42And most importantly,
00:03:43remember the one where Ross and Rachel were on a break.
00:03:47I think perhaps that's what we need, not forever, just until you've got all this war out of your system.
00:03:55Listen, we want different things.
00:03:58I know how badly you want to start World War III, and that's great.
00:04:04We should absolutely do that.
00:04:07But we can't be a part of it.
00:04:09You can, however, use the naval bases whenever you want.
00:04:15ME BASSA, SUE BASSA.
00:04:25Sick job, K-Dot.
00:04:27Good work, Sir Keir.
00:04:29You did the bare minimum.
00:04:31And that's all people expect.
00:04:33Thank you, Lambie.
00:04:36It just goes to show,
00:04:38while we may not agree with everything America does,
00:04:42we can still be civil
00:04:43and embrace their wonderful, unproblematic culture.
00:04:49Speaking of which...
00:04:52Live from London, it's Saturday!
00:04:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:05:03It's Saturday Night Live!
00:05:10With...
00:05:12Mamet Anamachan!
00:05:19Ayawadé Bramboye!
00:05:25Larry D!
00:05:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:05:33Celeste Strigge!
00:05:40George Fouracres!
00:05:45Anya Magliano!
00:05:51Annabelle Marlowe!
00:05:56Al Nash!
00:06:01Jack Sheff!
00:06:03Jack Sheff!
00:06:08Emma Ciddy!
00:06:15Paddy Yard!
00:06:21Musical guest, Wet Leg!
00:06:24Musical guest, Wet Leg!
00:06:28And your host, Tina Fey!
00:06:33And your host, Tina Fey!
00:06:40Ladies and gentlemen, Tina Fey!
00:06:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:07:02Thank you very much!
00:07:03Oh, my gosh!
00:07:04I am so excited to be here in London!
00:07:07It is an absolute honor,
00:07:09and honestly, kind of historic.
00:07:11Guys, I am the youngest person ever to host SNL UK!
00:07:17LAUGHTER
00:07:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:07:20My name is Tina Fey, here in the UK, here in the UK you might know me as the teacher
00:07:27from Mean Girls.
00:07:29Or you might remember a long time ago when I played Sarah Palin on SNL US.
00:07:37Or maybe you feel like you recognize me as the lady from the show Veep.
00:07:42And that's fine too, let's go with that.
00:07:45So why do a UK version of SNL?
00:07:48Well, like so many large-scale American operations these days, no one really knows why.
00:07:56But here's what this is, okay?
00:07:58It is a sketch comedy show, there will be a different celebrity host each week, there will be music performances,
00:08:04and the show is truly live.
00:08:07So things may go wrong.
00:08:09Things may have already gone wrong.
00:08:11My pants were supposed to be full length.
00:08:15And I'm so excited for you to meet your cast.
00:08:17They are wonderful.
00:08:18I can't even begin to understand them when they speak.
00:08:23One boy is either Scottish or choking.
00:08:27I can't talk.
00:08:28But their energy is A+.
00:08:30And I'm going to stay out of their way tonight as much as possible.
00:08:34I'm just here as a long-time SNL employee to help out and to answer, like, any questions anyone might
00:08:42have.
00:08:43Oh, hi, yeah, Nicola Coughlin.
00:08:49Right, Tina, it is lovely to see you.
00:08:52But my question is, if this is SNL UK, then why are you the first host?
00:08:58Like, shouldn't it be, like, a British icon, like David Beckham or Judi Dench or, like, Shrek?
00:09:03Yeah.
00:09:04Wait, Shrek is British?
00:09:06Scotland isn't Britain, Tina.
00:09:08Educate yourself.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:10Sorry, my apologies.
00:09:11Well, that is a valid question.
00:09:13Why an American host?
00:09:15And the way it was explained to me was that for this first episode anyway, how do I put this
00:09:21politely?
00:09:22None of you fuckers would do it?
00:09:26Does that make sense?
00:09:27It does.
00:09:28It does.
00:09:28But is it possible that many of us were a little reluctant to be in the first show because this
00:09:35is going out in Britain?
00:09:35And British people tend to root for the failure of others.
00:09:40Yes, yeah, yeah, why are you guys like that?
00:09:43Well, not me, I'm Irish.
00:09:46Educate yourself.
00:09:49Look, that all is to say, if this show is a hit and if you do ever happen to get
00:09:53Olly Murs for Musical Guest, I would be honoured to come back and win a BAFTA for it.
00:09:58Amazing, well, that's great to know.
00:10:00Thank you, Nicola.
00:10:01Thank you.
00:10:04Any other questions?
00:10:06Oh, sure, Michael Cera.
00:10:08Hi.
00:10:13Hi, Tina.
00:10:14Hi, Michael, why are you here?
00:10:15You're not British.
00:10:17No, I'm Canadian.
00:10:18It's part of the Commonwealth.
00:10:19Educate yourself.
00:10:21Sorry.
00:10:24No, I don't really have a question, but I just wanted to say, I think you just swore a second
00:10:28ago.
00:10:28You said the F word.
00:10:29Oh, yeah, we are allowed to swear in this version of the show.
00:10:37It's crazy.
00:10:38Can I try?
00:10:39Sure, if you want to.
00:10:43Shitbird.
00:10:44Just fucking bollocks.
00:10:49I think I would use it sparingly.
00:10:50It feels kind of unclassy.
00:10:51Yeah, you know what, you're right.
00:10:53I agree, Michael, that's a great note.
00:10:54Thank you so much.
00:10:58We have time for one more.
00:11:01Oh, yes, Graham Norton.
00:11:05So nice to see you.
00:11:07I just wondered, did you know that this is usually my studio?
00:11:11Yeah, I did hear that, Graham.
00:11:13Thank you for loaning it to us.
00:11:14Oh, would you mind if I came up there and just showed you a fiddly thing about this place?
00:11:18Oh, I would love it.
00:11:19Come on, Graham Norton, everybody.
00:11:20Come on up.
00:11:23Great.
00:11:24Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:11:25Yeah, sure.
00:11:26Now, Tina, I believe you've always had a deep love of British comedy.
00:11:32Are you interviewing me now?
00:11:34Let me help you.
00:11:36I have a gift for making American celebrities likable to a British audience.
00:11:41Wait, are we not likable?
00:11:43Oh.
00:11:46Hey, I hear you have a really funny story about watching British television as a young child.
00:11:52Oh, well, yes, actually.
00:11:54Growing up, we thought that anything British was educational, so my parents showed us all British shows,
00:12:00and we used to watch Benny Hill as a family.
00:12:04No, as a young girl, you would watch Benny Hill?
00:12:07No, you know, it really messed me up sexually.
00:12:12What about AdFab?
00:12:13Oh, sweetie, darling, you're just a little shop girl, darling.
00:12:16Keeping up appearances.
00:12:17Richard!
00:12:18Oh, Monty Python.
00:12:19That is an ex-parrot!
00:12:21Fawlty Towers.
00:12:22Nobody mention the war!
00:12:23Are you being served?
00:12:24My pussy is like an alarm club.
00:12:27Reggie Perrin.
00:12:28I didn't get where I am today by waffling.
00:12:30Deep cut, Monty Python.
00:12:32We lived in shoebox in middle of road.
00:12:35EastEnders.
00:12:36I killed Ethel.
00:12:38Oh, my!
00:12:40David Bread.
00:12:43David Bread.
00:12:43There's been a rape up there.
00:12:46And TikTok Trends.
00:12:47Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday.
00:12:50Autoglass repair.
00:12:51Autoglass replace.
00:12:52Oh, that's all yours now, Tina.
00:12:56All yours.
00:12:57Thank you.
00:12:57We've got a great show.
00:12:58Wet Leg is here.
00:12:59Stick your out and watch this.
00:13:06When it comes to age-defying skin care, I don't need a time machine.
00:13:12I just need something that works.
00:13:14So I can bring back the spark in me.
00:13:17And in us.
00:13:21And now, I've found it.
00:13:23The anti-aging cream that works so well, everyone will think your husband is a nonce.
00:13:29Oi!
00:13:31She's my wife!
00:13:32She's my wife!
00:13:33She's a grown woman!
00:13:33Shut your mouth!
00:13:34You make me sick.
00:13:39Introducing Indourage.
00:13:41With active compounds in hyaluronic acid, Indourage delivers special protection for your skin.
00:13:47And ensures your husband will need special protection when he's in jail.
00:13:51Mon vif's skin n'a jamais l'air plus jeune et fresh, ça a détrué ma vie.
00:13:56Merci Indiraj.
00:13:57Mon vif looks tellement fresh, mon frère ne peut pas aller sans être hâte par des pédophiles-catches militias.
00:14:09Frank, quelqu'un est à la table.
00:14:11Merci Indiraj.
00:14:13Mon frère n'est plus pu être dans 200 mètres de la scole.
00:14:17Mon frère a perdu son record.
00:14:19And some, but not all of his fans.
00:14:24He loves the way I look.
00:14:26Yeah, but, you know, not like that.
00:14:28Sorry, excuse me.
00:14:30Little girl, do you know this man?
00:14:35You sick bastard.
00:14:37He's married to an underage girl.
00:14:39He's married to an underage girl.
00:14:42I'm married to an underage girl.
00:14:45I'm going to have I pronounce that right.
00:14:48No, I don't, no, no, no.
00:14:49No, I didn't mean that.
00:14:51No, it's the name of the thing.
00:14:54Underage.
00:14:55I'm not underage.
00:14:57Or am I?
00:14:58She's not.
00:14:59She's not.
00:15:01Underage.
00:15:01By Peter Lay.
00:15:11Hello.
00:15:12I'm David Attenborough.
00:15:15And it can't be long now.
00:15:21As the only remaining national treasure not on that list, I enjoy a place as one of 90% of
00:15:31the
00:15:31British public's dream dinner party guests.
00:15:34But I'm often asked who would be on mine.
00:15:38Well, using DNA sampling and my own brother's Jurassic Park technology, I have reanimated some of
00:15:47history's greatest Britons for one night only, so that I can ask them, what really makes Britain great?
00:15:55This is David Attenborough's Last Supper.
00:16:07I'd like to welcome my guests, Prime Minister Winston Churchill, Astronomer and Mathematician Sir Isaac Newton, Nurse Mary C. Cole,
00:16:21Diana, Princess of Wales,
00:16:27Author, Agatha Christie, Poet, Benjamin Zephaniah, Freddie Mercury from Queen, Elizabeth I from Being the Queen, and surprise, surprise,
00:16:45It's Silla Black.
00:16:47Hey, off, Chuck.
00:16:49Thanks so much for hosting this dinner party, Sir David.
00:16:52You're very welcome, Princess Di.
00:16:56Now, as this cloning technology only works for one hour, I'll cut to the chase.
00:17:08What do you think makes Britain great?
00:17:13Before we commence, there is a mystery I should like to solve.
00:17:18Are we doing starters?
00:17:20I'm getting a starter, I'm bleeding, starving.
00:17:25Yes, order whatever you like.
00:17:27Tonight is about thrilling conversation and the greatness of Great Britain.
00:17:32Yes, Winston Churchill.
00:17:34Shall we get three starters for the table and do picky bits?
00:17:46I'd have the croquettes, but I only want a little nibble.
00:17:54Well, hang on, hang on.
00:17:57By my calculations, there are three croquettes in one order and ten of us.
00:18:02Therefore, if we order three portions, one person will miss out.
00:18:05The solution is simple.
00:18:06We order four.
00:18:08That means that three people will get two croquettes.
00:18:12But who?
00:18:13Another mystery.
00:18:14Look, look, look, look.
00:18:16Don't worry about the food.
00:18:18The BBC have spared no expense bringing you back to life.
00:18:23I'm sure they're happy to cover one dinner at the Ivy.
00:18:27Anyway, now, as to the source of Britain's greatness...
00:18:32Not to be that person, but I don't like croquettes.
00:18:34I'd rather get the soup.
00:18:35Hi, about.
00:18:36That's a lot of starter just for use.
00:18:39Happy to eat at it.
00:18:41Freddy's right.
00:18:42We should all have to pay for your starter.
00:18:44No, no one's paying.
00:18:45No one's paying.
00:18:47It's...
00:18:48It's covered, guys.
00:18:50Tonight is about scintillating conversation
00:18:55and learning from each other.
00:18:57Yes, Benjamin Zephaniah.
00:18:58Do you think each coffee comes with a free rice?
00:19:01If it has an asterisk next to its name,
00:19:04then it comes with a free rice.
00:19:07People on the street.
00:19:09You're right, Freddy.
00:19:11There are some people on the street,
00:19:13but that doesn't answer the question about poppadoms.
00:19:16Stop it.
00:19:17Stop it now.
00:19:20It doesn't matter what we have to eat.
00:19:24I'll put that down.
00:19:26Put it...
00:19:28This experiment has been a complete waste of time and money.
00:19:33The answer I was looking for,
00:19:35as to what makes Britain truly great,
00:19:37was the NHS and centre parks.
00:19:40There.
00:19:42You've ruined it.
00:19:44Dinner over.
00:19:47Now we shall move on
00:19:49to the love-making portion of the evening.
00:19:53Anybody who wants to leave,
00:19:56now's your chance.
00:20:00Head over to iPlayer now
00:20:02to see the full, uncut edition
00:20:04of David Attenborough's Last Supper.
00:20:08Thank you, Deb.
00:20:13Thank you.
00:20:17Thank you.
00:25:47Sous-titrage ST' 50%
00:26:17Why is it taking so long?
00:26:18Don't worry, he's just a bit, he's just a bit shy.
00:26:23Oh, look at it, he's just...
00:26:25Oh, bless him.
00:26:26Well, he's not wrong with being shy, is he?
00:26:29Oh, not wrong at all.
00:26:31I think I'd prefer a shy one, to be honest.
00:26:34He's not out of my way, I'm Dr. Amanda Miller.
00:26:36I graduated Harvard, summa cum laude.
00:26:38My kids are very mean to me,
00:26:39but I don't have time to get into that right now.
00:26:42Wait, where's the obstetrician here?
00:26:44He's just a bit shy, isn't he?
00:26:45I wish that was the case. I'm so sorry, Mrs. Cook,
00:26:48but your baby is not shy, he's something much more sinister.
00:26:52He's pretending to be shy for attention.
00:26:59And we need to act fast before it metastasizes.
00:27:03This all seems a bit dramatic.
00:27:05Well, unless you want your son to be an adult man
00:27:08who is addicted to cancelling plans,
00:27:10let me do my goddamn job.
00:27:15Wait, hang on, what if he's shy around strangers,
00:27:18but he lets his guard down around people he trusts?
00:27:21Like an introverted extrovert.
00:27:23Yeah, those are essentially a myth.
00:27:25Most people who make a big deal out of being shy
00:27:28are, medically speaking, fake-ass divas.
00:27:31That son of mine's gonna be a fake-ass diva.
00:27:35I mean, look, I'm no doctor,
00:27:38I'm just a stupid rocket scientist,
00:27:40but I think he's genuinely shy.
00:27:44Okay, but like, now he's dancing.
00:27:55I'm just like, why would a genuinely shy person do that?
00:27:59Wait, he's quite good.
00:28:02My God, he is quite good.
00:28:05He's not amazing, but he's quite good.
00:28:09He's got spirit.
00:28:10You can tell he's actually enjoying himself.
00:28:13Hey!
00:28:14Ho!
00:28:15Hey!
00:28:16Ho!
00:28:17Mr. and Mrs. Cook, this is serious.
00:28:20Okay, an authentically shy person would not pop their puss in this manner.
00:28:26Oh, Harry.
00:28:28Maybe she's right.
00:28:29What if our son is giving cringe?
00:28:32Only claiming to be socially awkward on it suits him.
00:28:35They'll slash them.
00:28:37He's sitting in the corner at parties because he gets overwhelmed,
00:28:41but then he's the loudest and most abrasive person there by quite some distance.
00:28:47The type of bitch to give a presentation at work
00:28:49and make the whole thing about how nervous he is,
00:28:51even though it's like, girl, you volunteered to do this.
00:28:55Oh, no.
00:28:57Now he's holding his hands out to show that they're shaking,
00:28:59but it's obvious it's him who's making it happen.
00:29:04Doctor, do something.
00:29:06Grab a leg.
00:29:08Honey, are you the diamond in my wedding ring?
00:29:11Because you are fake as hell and we can see right through you, okay?
00:29:16Okay, well, he's dancing again.
00:29:18Oh, God.
00:29:19Doctor, please.
00:29:20We just want him out of there safe and sound.
00:29:24Fine.
00:29:25I promised myself I would never do this.
00:29:29Hey, sweetie.
00:29:30How are you feeling?
00:29:32So, um, a bunch of us are thinking of doing karaoke.
00:29:37Stop! Don't leave without me.
00:29:40But I'm literally just going to watch.
00:29:42Woo!
00:29:43Ah!
00:29:45He's coming.
00:29:45He's coming.
00:29:46Oh!
00:29:47Oh!
00:29:48Congratulations!
00:29:49He's a nightmare!
00:29:53Oh!
00:29:55Hey!
00:29:56Oh!
00:29:59Hey!
00:30:00Oh!
00:30:05Ladies and gentlemen, wet leg!
00:30:15Nice child.
00:30:17Get out the way.
00:30:18You're in our way.
00:30:20You bottom feet up.
00:30:23Too bad.
00:30:24You couldn't stay.
00:30:26You're in our way.
00:30:28Get us forever.
00:30:30Oh!
00:30:31Get us forever.
00:30:34Get us forever.
00:30:36Get us forever.
00:30:36Get us forever.
00:30:37Oh!
00:30:38Oh!
00:30:38Get us forever.
00:30:40Get us forever.
00:30:43Get us forever.
00:30:44You think I'm pretty.
00:30:45You think I'm pretty.
00:30:47Cool.
00:30:47You wanna fuck me.
00:30:48I know most people do.
00:30:51You take this packet.
00:30:52You read it.
00:30:53It says March 2.
00:30:54I gave you magic beans.
00:30:56I hope you're gonna get out soon.
00:30:59Oh, man.
00:30:59I hope you're gonna get out soon.
00:31:02I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
00:38:11Sailing around in a 150 foot schooner with 300 singing children just to sell fish fingers, do ye?
00:38:18I'm sorry, did you say 300 singing children?
00:38:20Cause I'll tell you what's real, you bilge-drinking haddock.
00:38:25What's real is the nation's favourite fish fingers are just a cover for my actual work.
00:38:30Special Forces black-up savagery that would haunt your dreams.
00:38:34What's real is opening up a Serbian mercenary's neck with a machete.
00:38:38Watching it yaw and open, hot and steaming, like a split fish finger.
00:38:44This is insane.
00:38:46Insane? I'll show you insane.
00:38:50Are those human fingers?
00:38:52Only the best for the captain's table.
00:38:56Captain Birdseye, everyone. Mother Nature Heroes.
00:39:05Renovations to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's new home, Marsh Farm, have been taking place over the last month, including the installation
00:39:12of Sky TV.
00:39:14So, if you're watching, Andrew, hello!
00:39:17You're not going to like this next bit.
00:39:20Also, I'm older than I look.
00:39:28Andrew's new residence, Marsh Farm, is of course named after the nearby marsh where his body will be found.
00:39:38It was reported this week that the police investigation into Andrew is set to widen.
00:39:43The big question now is, if Andrew is charged, found guilty and put in prison, will he be able to
00:39:48keep his mouth shut?
00:39:49I hope not, said his cellmate's penis.
00:40:00Conservative leader, Kemi Badenoch, told Times Radio that she would confront a shoplifter if they were, quote, not too big.
00:40:08So, rest assured, if you shoplift and Kemi does try to stop you, it means she thinks you're skinny.
00:40:16In showbiz news, feuding father and son David and Brooklyn Beckham narrowly miss each other whilst at the same Beverly
00:40:22Hills Hotel.
00:40:23The feud began when Victoria was, quote, inappropriately close with her son at his wedding and escalated after Brooklyn accidentally
00:40:30yelled out his wife's name during sex with his mum.
00:40:43The award-winning TV series, It's a Sin, is set to be adapted for the stage as a dance show,
00:40:49as if a TV show about the AIDS crisis could get any gayer.
00:40:57Tonight, the K-pop band BTS are launching their new world tour.
00:41:01My worry is, with 82 dates across 23 countries, the stress of the tour is going to put a strain
00:41:07on Jimin and V's soulmate relationship.
00:41:09Sure, J-Hope nurtures sugar's inner child, but will Jimin's teasing of sugar make V jealous?
00:41:15And can RM give enough skin chip to baby Jungkook while melting at J-Hope's laugh?
00:41:19Will his dimples still be popping at Jimin's cuteness after an 82-date tour?
00:41:24No idea.
00:41:26I'm not really that into BTS.
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00:41:31And I'm Paddy Young.
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