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00:07Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:37Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:00Maybe I should go back and eat the flamingos
01:03No, I have to resist the temptations of the flesh
01:17Salute, Senora Ayana
01:18Cheers, Jürgen
01:19Tropical Island, va
01:22Tropical Island, va
01:24Tropical Island, Tropical Island, Tropical Island
01:29Va
01:32Tropical Island, the tropical indoor pearl of Brandenburg
01:36Only 20 minutes away from Shittin'
01:40On the Havel
01:49Sweetie, are you okay?
01:52No, yeah, yeah, I'll come home, of course
01:55I'm just at Tropical Islands, I'll be there in 20 minutes
01:59Bye
02:01Um, Dahlia, is he dead?
02:04I hope not
02:04Dahlia, should we call an ambulance?
02:07Now, you should absolutely have to listen to the song
02:08Uh, okay
02:11Well, okay, don't draw on the poor man
02:19You should do more cardio, man
02:24Yeah, I know
02:26Dr. Drews loves the track
02:29Really?
02:30Yeah
02:30My track?
02:31Yeah, so you fainted
02:32His kids scribbled on your face a bit
02:34And we listened to the track over and over again
02:37And he loves it
02:38Wait a minute, is it done?
02:39I have the contract now with Cutie Heart?
02:41Almost
02:42Dr. Drews wants to see you live
02:44Great
02:44But first, he wants to investigate you
02:47And meet your family
02:50Oh
02:51Dr. Dietmar Diggity Drews wasn't just the head of Cutie Heart Records
02:55Above all, he was a very devoted father
02:59Yes?
03:00Hello, this is King Gustav Adafel, Sweden
03:03You're getting the Nobel Prize in Fazerhood
03:05Are you serious?
03:07Wow, again?
03:09And again, no offense
03:10But you're not exactly what you'd call likable, right?
03:14Okay
03:14So, I told him about your son
03:16And your stepdad, Johnny
03:18He wants to get to know you three
03:20Once he sees what a good dad you are
03:22He'll really love you
03:25What?
03:26Is that a problem?
03:28Mm-mm, mm-mm
03:31Good
03:31Yeah
03:38Family first?
03:41Shit
03:47Tony rushed back home
03:48He had to convince Charlie and Johnny to help him
03:51And he knew it was going to be hell
03:53After everything he pulled at the intervention
03:55So he thought he'd start with the weakest link
04:05No mail is good mail
04:14Hello?
04:15Hey, Johnny
04:16I need your help
04:17After all the terrible things you said at the intervention
04:20Count me out
04:25Please
04:28Papa
04:31Stop
04:32You had me at I love you
04:34Johnny, I never said that
04:35I love you, Papa Johnny Carrera
04:39Just the sound of it
04:41Of course I'll help you, teddy bear
04:44Now come inside and take a shower
04:46You have a big penis on your forehead
04:49Johnny was handled
04:52Now for Charlie
04:55And Charlie was having a terrible day
04:58He was missing Sasha
05:00And the fight with Tony was still weighing on him
05:02The only thing that gave him comfort was making music for Armageddon
05:07Baby
05:07Do you think
05:09That anybody else in the world
05:11In this very moment
05:13Is doing the same thing?
05:15I hope so
05:16If not
05:17What the hell are you trying to save?
05:19Boo!
05:20Lies!
05:21It sucks!
05:26Get up
05:27Claudia
05:28The emotion in this scene is all wrong again
05:30You sound off
05:32You're squeaking
05:32Do you have any human emotion in you at all?
05:35And you
05:36If the greatest genius of our time
05:38Michael Bay
05:39Writes a line with a question mark
05:40Then you say it as a question
05:43Instead
05:43But what the hell are we trying to save?
05:45How does that sound?
05:46Huh?
05:48Sounds like a lie
05:49You're lying
05:50You amateur
05:54We're nine
05:55You're a disgrace to the world of acting
05:57Now get off my stage
05:58Go on
06:00Love you, Papa
06:03Stay strong, Polly
06:06Lisa
06:07You go out there
06:09And find me people who really know what love is
06:11Of course, Mr. Polly
06:14Charlie had a feeling about who Lisa was going to find
06:18Baby
06:19Do you think that anybody else in the world
06:22Is doing the exact same thing right now?
06:25I hope so
06:27If not
06:28What the hell are we trying to save?
06:30The kid's good
06:31Yeah
06:36Oh, that's love, Lisa
06:37Europe shall tremble
06:39Sure, yeah
06:40You did a great job
06:40Thanks
06:46The rolls are yours
07:06Charlie thought his day couldn't possibly get any worse
07:10He was about to call Yano, when?
07:18Hey
07:20Hey
07:22What do you want?
07:27My dear son
07:31These last few days were the most exhausting days emotionally of my life
07:37I was overwhelmed and self-absorbed
07:42And I was dumb
07:45I'm sorry
07:47Papa, are you dying?
07:50It's super nice of an electropager to lend us his van and surveillance equipment and whatnot
07:54But it's so hot
07:55Johnny was just better at this whole father-son thing
07:58So he whispered the right words into Tony's ears
08:02I want to be a better father, Charlie
08:05And a better son
08:11Say it
08:13And a better son
08:16Because I love my dad
08:17My papa, Johnny Carrera
08:19I love my papa so much
08:23Are you high?
08:26On love, buddy
08:29I'm gonna cut this short
08:30Because I'm tired of you letting me down
08:32So it's up to you now
08:33Your career
08:35Or me
08:49Okay, people
08:50This is episode seven
08:51It's no secret
08:53Tony can't deal with pressure
08:56And he definitely can't deal with an ultimatum
08:59Papa, say something
09:00Don't say anything, teddy bear
09:02You need to give this some serious thought
09:04Hello?
09:05You know, as a dad
09:06You always come to that tricky moment
09:08With the little crimson
09:09Say something
09:10What do you say?
09:12Well, uh, you're more important
09:15And I just want us to spend some time together
09:17Tony, wait
09:18Did you just lie?
09:19Nothing else
09:21Nothing else
09:24Charlie was skeptical
09:25That was so wild
09:27Seriously
09:28I thought I was really gonna make the asteroid explode
09:31Ben Affleck would be so proud of you
09:33Oh, hi Charlie
09:35Mr. Tony
09:36Kobe
09:39But the truth is
09:40He could really use a nice day
09:43Okay
09:44I trust you
09:46But don't blow it, alright?
09:48Of course
09:49I have a second helmet in my locker
09:51Cool
09:57Tony
09:58Tony
09:58Tony
10:00What on earth are you doing?
10:02You're not supposed to lie to Charlie
10:03If I come clean now, he won't come with me
10:05But teddy bear
10:05I'll tell him the truth once we've made up, okay?
10:07Where are your pants, by the way?
10:10Damn it
10:18You pedal
10:18Yeah, okay
10:45Oh yeah
10:49Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
10:52Let me see. I'm so, so sorry.
10:56Prank!
10:56You're so full...
10:59...of shit!
11:05There's something I need to tell you.
11:13Let me guess.
11:15This was a trap all along the way, and you've just been lying to me over some stupid career stuff.
11:23Prank!
11:24Oh, my God, your face, bro! You should have seen it!
11:28Shit, that'd be crazy. Can you imagine?
11:34I have to take this.
11:36Go ahead.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Good morning, sunshine. It's Dr. Deepmar Drews, baby. How are you?
11:43Hi, there. I'm Anton Fletcher here.
11:46Dolly has been raving about how you're not only a good rapper, but also a super dad, and honestly, I
11:50think that's the most important thing.
11:52We're going out for dinner tonight.
11:54Okay.
11:55I'll meet you in Shitton at the Family Experience restaurant Gaslight. Sounds fun, am I right?
12:00The reservations for four people won't take no for an answer. Hugs and kisses?
12:04Okay. Hello?
12:09What was it you wanted to say?
12:12That would have been a good moment for Tony to come clean, but the mood was finally nice for once.
12:18Why mess that up?
12:21How about I take you and your grandpa out somewhere real nice for dinner tonight? I was thinking the Gaslight
12:28Restaurant.
12:30Oh, yeah.
12:54Well, this is the place.
12:57But there's nothing here.
13:02Excuse me.
13:06Would you happen to know where Gaslight Restaurant is?
13:11Never heard of it.
13:13Okay, well, the internet's saying that this is the address.
13:17Can't you see him having a conversation?
13:21Sorry, I just thought, I mean...
13:27Stop following me.
13:32Stop following me.
13:34What's happening here?
13:36Stop following me!
13:38Help!
13:39Help!
13:41I think we're supposed to follow him.
13:44Okay.
13:46Have you told Charlie the truth yet?
13:48Not yet.
13:48Tony, you have to tell him the truth.
13:50Johnny, not now.
13:50What are you two whispering about?
13:52Nothing.
14:00Now.
14:03Johnny, come on.
14:11Papa, are you sure this is a restaurant?
14:13Um, I think so.
14:27My goodness.
14:33Gaslight.
14:38Gaslight.
14:39Gaslight was the latest so-called family experience restaurant in Shitton, with a highly
14:44questionable concept.
14:48Uh, yeah.
14:50We still managed to find the restaurant, even though you ran away.
14:53This isn't a restaurant.
14:55But you have tables and food.
14:58You're imagining that.
15:00Really?
15:01You're always jumbling things, aren't you?
15:03Yeah, I guess that happens often.
15:05Um, reservation for Tony?
15:13Yeah.
15:14Well, someone should have called and made a reservation for Tony yesterday.
15:17What do you mean?
15:19Um, yeah, I mean, me.
15:22I, I reserved a table for Tony myself.
15:25Mm, sorry, I don't see it.
15:27Dude, it says right there, reserved for Tony.
15:29I'm Tony.
15:32Why didn't you just say that?
15:35Come on.
15:36I'll show you to your table, folks.
15:38Do you think they actually gaslight their customers in this restaurant?
15:41Uh, what's gaslight?
15:42You'll find out once you're in your first toxic relationship.
15:45What's a toxic relationship?
15:46Don't ask.
15:51Uh, Charlie, Sasha, look.
15:53It's Charlie.
15:54Uh, Charlie!
15:57Charlie!
15:58It's me, Kobe!
16:00Be right back.
16:01Kobe, what are you doing?
16:03Why'd you call him over?
16:04Hey!
16:05Uh, why don't you join us?
16:08I'm sure we can get another chair if you would like.
16:10Are you following us?
16:11No.
16:13I'm spending the day with my father.
16:15Teddy Bear, when are you going to tell him?
16:17What's your plan?
16:18Soon, Johnny.
16:19Leave me alone.
16:20Enjoy your meal.
16:21Thank you.
16:22That guy will be here any minute now.
16:24Charlie's coming.
16:25Tell him.
16:30Uh, so nice to have you with us again.
16:33Well, it's our first time here.
16:35Why are you doing that?
16:39Didn't you just have girls just now?
16:40Why do you always have to be such a drama queen?
16:42I don't know.
16:43I'm more of an insecure type, actually.
16:44Why are you making me do this?
16:46Do you want me to be mean?
16:47I don't know.
16:47I'm just awful, I guess.
16:48Please don't leave me.
16:51Oh, God!
16:52I have absolutely no defense mechanisms against this.
16:55Okay, wow.
16:58Whatever.
17:00We had a great day.
17:03I mean, look at all the stuff we did.
17:06That's cute.
17:07I had a lot of fun today.
17:09I did, too.
17:11By the way, you can mention how well we get along if you want, in case anyone asks.
17:15Who would even ask?
17:16Well, who knows who might come by.
17:17He's lying.
17:19What?
17:19You're lying.
17:20You're a liar.
17:21Why did he say that?
17:23You're a liar and you make me sick.
17:26Papa, why did he say that?
17:27Just tell him the truth, please.
17:28I want this man to go away.
17:30Can you please leave us alone for a second?
17:32You have really changed.
17:35Everyone says so.
17:36Yes, he really changed.
17:42Okay, you tell Charlie the truth right now or I will.
17:50Okay, Charlie.
17:51So, this table was really reserved by Cutie Heart Records and the head of the label will be here soon.
17:57He liked my song and he wants to see me live, but he wanted to get to know my family
18:02first.
18:02So, you tricked me all day because of your career, is that it?
18:05No.
18:05Yes.
18:09Charlie, listen, the thing is you were just so pissed off at me that I couldn't tell you until things
18:13were cool between us.
18:14I need your help.
18:16This is really important.
18:23Charlie, wait, you can't, you can't leave yet.
18:26He'll be here soon.
18:27I need you.
18:27Hey, Charlie.
18:29See you later.
18:30Listen, Tony.
18:31Listen, you should go after him right now.
18:34You should apologize to him, okay?
18:36That's the guy from the label.
18:37That's him.
18:37That's him.
18:38That's him.
18:39Yeah, that's him.
18:41I don't know.
18:41Get down.
18:44Hello there.
18:45How dare you come back here after all you did to me, sir?
18:49What?
18:50All your friends hate you.
18:52I'm the one that's standing by your side.
18:56It's my first time here.
18:57Yeah, you're always right, of course, and I'm always the bad guy.
19:01Teddy bear, what do we do next?
19:04And the only thing Tony could think of at that moment was...
19:07Help.
19:08Wait here.
19:10Fuck.
19:11Help.
19:13Hey, Kobe, buddy, how's it going?
19:15Well, I can't complain, yeah.
19:16Awesome.
19:18Hi, I'm Tony.
19:18Hi, I'm your niece.
19:19Here.
19:20Another one.
19:21Okay, Kobe, what I'm about to say is going to sound a little crazy, but do you want to
19:25act like my son tonight?
19:27Act like your son, really?
19:29Uh-huh.
19:29What?
19:30Your timing couldn't be better, actually, Tony, sir.
19:33I've just discovered my passion for acting.
19:35Great.
19:35That's perfect.
19:36What about our date?
19:38Oh, right.
19:38Um, well, Sasha, look, I really like you a lot, but I'm an actor, damn it.
19:45Acting's my purpose.
19:47Then go act, man.
19:49Great.
19:49Come on, let's go act.
19:50Come on, get up.
20:01Hello.
20:02Hello.
20:03Hello.
20:03Hello.
20:09Excuse me, sir?
20:11Yes?
20:11When are we heading out?
20:13When the bus is full.
20:19Hey, you sit over there.
20:22This is your grandma.
20:24Good, see?
20:25But, no.
20:27No, no, no, wait.
20:27Come on, I'm not doing this, Tony.
20:29No, no, no, no, no.
20:29Just go find Charlie.
20:30Charlie is the whole reason I'm in this shitty situation.
20:33Don't you get it?
20:34I can't afford to lose this shot.
20:36Can you tell me more about my role, Tony?
20:38What?
20:39Um, so you're Charlie?
20:41You're a super annoying teenager and you're ruining my career.
20:43Ruining your career.
20:44Check.
20:45Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby.
20:47What are you doing?
20:48You are not saying a word.
20:49Don't rub up your voice.
20:50Oh, right.
20:50Not a word.
20:51You need to get help.
20:52Sorry?
20:52Urgently.
20:53Tony, party.
20:54Sure.
20:55A form?
20:55Tony.
20:57Go to your Tony.
21:00Just go to your Tony.
21:02Table 10.
21:04Alrighty.
21:05The photos.
21:06The photos.
21:06Put them away.
21:10Ah, there he is.
21:11The man of the hour.
21:12Tony.
21:13Tony.
21:13Tony.
21:14It's such a pleasure to meet you, my friend.
21:16The pleasure is mine, sir.
21:17It's an honor.
21:17I've been a huge fan since forever.
21:19So I'm glad you could make it.
21:21This is Johnny Carrera.
21:22Hi.
21:23Tony's papa.
21:24Oh, yeah?
21:25Yeah.
21:25Hi.
21:26Yeah?
21:26And this is your boy?
21:28Yes, it is.
21:29Hello.
21:30I'm Dr. Dietmar Drews, my friend.
21:32Yeah, that's right.
21:33You can call me Diggity if you like, and you must be...
21:36Go on.
21:37Tell Dr. Dietmar Diggity Drews your name.
21:41Grootsy.
21:42My name is...
21:46Uh...
21:47Charlie.
21:48Huh?
21:49Chucky.
21:51Chucky.
21:53Right.
21:54And Chucky, what's that short for?
21:56Is it what?
21:57Chucky.
22:08Chucky.
22:10Yeah, sorry, I got off to a rough start, but I'm totally in care of it now.
22:13I hope so.
22:14Yeah.
22:14So that we can truly welcome them on board.
22:16Yeah.
22:16So, uh, yeah, Chucky.
22:18So tell me, have you heard your dad's new rap song yet?
22:23Yeah.
22:25Opinion?
22:25It's a goddamn load of shit.
22:28I hate everything my dad makes.
22:30I hate my dad, man.
22:32What a cringe.
22:38Oh, oh.
22:39Hey.
22:48Hey.
23:01Hey.
23:03Hey.
23:07You look sad.
23:10Not your fault.
23:12What about your date?
23:15Your dad screwed it up.
23:18That's what he does.
23:20He's a jerk.
23:26What happened?
23:30Anyway, so tell me, what have you all been doing today?
23:35Well, today we, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I cut my papa's hair, yeah.
23:43Oh, did you?
23:44Yeah, that was really nice.
23:46No, I, what a cringe.
23:48He always embarrasses me.
23:51Uh, I, I, I'm not sure I understand what he's saying.
23:57Uh, teenagers who gets them, you know.
24:01What's with his Swiss accent?
24:03That is, um, well, you know, uh, he used to, uh, so, so Charlie...
24:07Chucky.
24:08Uh, Chucky, Chucky was, um, uh, way back, he was with my father in Switzerland.
24:13Ah, so you're Swiss.
24:18Uh, yeah, sure, yeah, I'm from, uh, Zurich.
24:27Oh, is it common in Zurich, uh, your name?
24:30Carrera, right?
24:31Uh, yeah, sure, in Zurich.
24:34It's like, uh, everywhere, actually.
24:37Oh, really?
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:41Always learning.
24:43Yeah.
24:45Switzerland.
24:48Hot, hot, hot.
24:50What a cringe.
24:52It's just the same shit all the time.
24:55The flesh of family's really weird.
24:58So weird.
25:04Onion ring?
25:14I missed this.
25:16Oh, yeah.
25:18We were really cool together.
25:20For sure.
25:22Charlie totally misread the vibe, the closeness, the gesture with the onion rings.
25:27Then the hormones kicked in, and, well...
25:32Sasha Veronica Fleischer.
25:37Will you go out with me again?
25:39Come on, Charlie.
25:41You've got to be kidding me.
25:43What's wrong with you?
25:58Ciao, ragazzi.
25:59Uh...
26:00And here comes the food.
26:01Yeah, wait, but we haven't placed our orders.
26:03The same as always.
26:05Stay.
26:05What's up with that accent?
26:06For the gentleman, gnocchi, and one penne, a la Giuseppe for the bambino.
26:16This is just four portions of french fries, not pasta.
26:19You always twist the facts.
26:21Huh?
26:22Drives me crazy.
26:23You're so ungrateful, man.
26:26If you really love me, you'd never do that kind of thing.
26:32What is this?
26:33I don't know.
26:34This gaslight place doesn't strike me as a family restaurant at all.
26:39Depends on the family, I guess, right?
26:45Right?
26:46Yeah.
26:48So, Tony, tell us about, you know, Chucky and yourself.
26:53I'm sure you have some crazy stories to tell.
26:56Crazy stories?
26:58No, I mean, nothing crazy.
27:00It's all just, we have some fun.
27:02I mean, we get along.
27:03Don't we?
27:04Nice.
27:05We never fight.
27:06Totally normal.
27:08No misunderstandings.
27:10Can I just get a drink here?
27:12Schnapps.
27:13Four schnapps for the table.
27:16Wait a minute, Chucky, drink.
27:17Here you are.
27:18You're absolutely not having any schnapps.
27:21I want a cigarette.
27:22And I want to go to a strip club.
27:24Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Brandenburg humor.
27:30Tony could tell Dr. Drew's was running out of patience.
27:34It was a cringy evening.
27:38Absolute cringe.
27:40Huh.
27:41Right, uh, shall we, gentlemen?
27:43Oh.
27:44No, no, no, no, no.
27:46When I drink alcohol, I turn into a different person.
27:50I turn into a very unpleasant person.
27:57Absolute cringe.
28:02Oh, yeah.
28:04I, um, I'm gonna take a leak.
28:07Sure.
28:08Good luck.
28:09Good.
28:11Hey, it's going great, isn't it?
28:13The hell is your problem?
28:13You're ruining this.
28:14Yeah.
28:15Why the hell?
28:16You said that Charlie is an annoying teenager who wants to ruin your career.
28:19Teddy bear, that's exactly what you said.
28:21I only said that because I was stressed out, okay?
28:23Teddy bear?
28:24Okay, this is Charlie's fault.
28:27He left me high and dry.
28:28It's fine.
28:28Stop it.
28:28This is not Charlie's fault.
28:30That's enough.
28:34He trusted you, Tony.
28:35Ugh.
28:36Ew.
28:40He trusted you.
28:42You lied to him.
28:44You hurt your son's feelings.
28:48That's even more embarrassing than this.
28:50All he wanted was for you to spend time with him, and you lied to his face.
29:11Sweetie?
29:11Hey, Mama.
29:13Are you okay?
29:14Mom, would it be too much to ask for you to come back home?
29:17Uh, no.
29:18Yeah, yeah.
29:19I'll come home.
29:19Of course.
29:22Johnny was right.
29:24Charlie wasn't the problem.
29:25And Johnny's pathetic attempt at a Swiss accent wasn't the problem.
29:29And Cobart De Niro wasn't the problem.
29:31The problem was...
29:32You...
29:33You are the problem.
29:39Tony was the problem.
29:42Go to him, Teddy Bear.
29:44He wanted to prove to Druze he was a good dad, but he wasn't.
29:48He'd been a real shitty dad that day.
29:51I'm gonna have to prove to주�
30:30Charlie
30:31Charlie
30:44Charlie
30:45Charlie
30:47Charlie
30:47Tony
30:49I knew it
30:50I knew you'd come back
30:52Here
30:52The paint
30:53For the fence
30:55Not now
30:59You're a piece of shit
31:00Tony Fleischer
31:18I knew it
31:20I know
31:20I knew it
31:22Right
31:23I knew it
31:27I knew it
31:29It's the home
31:30I knew it
31:35I knew it
31:39The home
31:41The home
31:45I know
32:13Sous-titrage MFP.
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