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00:32Tony, you wuss
00:40As expected, Tony didn't go inside
00:43Instead, he wandered aimlessly through the night
00:45And dragged himself home at dawn, looking miserable
00:50See? Absolutely miserable
00:52And Charlie wasn't the only one he had screwed things up with
00:57Dahlia, I need you to call Tony
01:08Dr. Drews, hello
01:10Tony, Tony, where do I even start?
01:15Sunshine, good morning
01:16I'm making a few pancakes for my kids here
01:20More marshmallows, okay?
01:22Yeah, I think one of my kids loves marshmallows
01:25I'll admit, when you suddenly vanished yesterday, I was pretty mad at you
01:29But then your old man talked you up
01:32He told me the truth
01:33All of it, about the Swiss boy actor
01:35The fight you had with your real son
01:37And why you left
01:38So it got me thinking
01:40I guess Tony's doing the best he can, right?
01:43Plus, if you can't take responsibility for your kids
01:46You won't take responsibility for your career either
01:50Dahlia!
01:52Yeah?
01:53Oh, how are we picking Tony up today?
01:55The pink porno limousine
01:57Pink porno limousine
01:58Sounds about right
01:59Tony, you're going to be the opening act at People's Concert tonight
02:0515,000 people chanting your name
02:19Today could be a historic day
02:22Or a total disaster, who knows
02:24The car is on its way
02:27Toodaloo
02:29Toodaloo
02:32So
02:38I haven't messed it up yet
02:43Sorry
02:51It's your time to shine, kid
03:14Oh my goodness
03:18My son
03:19I'm really proud of you
03:22Thanks for everything
03:23Thanks for everything
03:25Thanks for everything
03:28Papa
03:31Sure thing
03:37Do you want
03:39To come along?
03:40What, me?
03:41Well, nah
03:43But maybe Charlie wants to
03:49Thank you
03:50He hadn't messed things up with Drew's yet
03:52See ya
03:52So maybe he still had a chance with Charlie, too
03:57Look at my teddy bear in the pink porno limousine
04:00They just grow up so fast
04:17Excuse me, driver, can we stop somewhere?
04:21Anything you want, my little superstar
04:26Bruce Willis?
04:27No
04:27No, I'm just a car
04:31Why do you sound like Bruce Willis?
04:33Because that's the voice you want to hear right now
04:36Sick
04:36So true
04:39Can you, can you say
04:41Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker?
04:42Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker
04:49A call for Johnny
04:52Good morning, Yorgie
04:54Hey, Johnny
04:55What's going on?
04:58I'm worried about Nancy
04:59What's wrong with her?
05:01She doesn't want to brush her teeth anymore
05:03What Yorg actually meant with his dental hygiene concerns was this
05:07After Nancy was fired for her illicit investigation
05:10I SAID YOU'RE FIRED
05:11She went as any die-hard law enforcer would
05:14Completely rogue
05:15She stopped showering
05:17Got a bunch of little strings and printed out photos and whatever
05:20You've all seen crime shows before, you know the drill
05:23And looked off dramatically
05:27Oh, good lord, Yorg
05:28Listen closely
05:29Stay where you are and don't move an inch, all right?
05:32Tupac, where are my pants?
05:34Again?
05:38No
05:39This is shit and radio back again
05:42The station that always knows what's happening with you
05:46With a song everyone loves
05:51By a man everyone loves
05:53Everyone loves Tony
05:55Absolutely everyone, right?
05:58Mama
05:58Or is there someone who does it?
05:59Can you please turn off the stupid radio?
06:03No
06:04Okay, you still mad at Tony?
06:08It was a stupid idea
06:10No, it wasn't a stupid idea
06:11He's just an idiot
06:13Yeah, but how hard is it to just be there for your kid?
06:17That's all I ever wanted
06:19I know
06:20I mean, it would have been so cool if we could talk without words
06:33Charlie wanted a sweet and caring dad who was just there for him
06:37But what he got was
06:41What the hell
06:44A rapper in a pink porno limousine
06:46Hey
06:47Hi
06:55The father of the year is here
06:58Charlie
07:01I'm sorry
07:02I'm sorry I lied to you
07:06I'm performing at this huge concert tonight as the opening act
07:08And
07:10You know, if it goes well
07:12Then I'll get signed
07:13And
07:13Well, everything will be a lot easier
07:16And I'll have a lot more time for us
07:21No more lies, okay?
07:24That's it
07:27I thought maybe you'd want to come along
07:29So you can see what I do
07:30And why it's so important to me
07:34I told you
07:36Your career or me
07:41Good luck
07:42At your concert
07:45Tony
07:56Leave
07:58Sorry
08:26I don't know
08:29Hey Snuggle-Buck.
08:33We could just go to Tropical Islands together.
08:36To clear your head a bit.
08:41Can you stop with the commercials for Tropical Islands, please?
08:45Sorry.
08:49Don't be sad, motherfucker.
08:51You remind me of myself in the 90s art house masterpiece Armageddon.
08:56I had to leave my daughter behind back then, too.
09:00Uh, sorry Bruce, I don't think Armageddon's gonna help me right now.
09:04Armageddon always helps.
09:06My destiny was to drill asteroids.
09:09Your destiny is to become a great rap star.
09:12Okay?
09:14Okay.
09:16Then let's go to Berlin.
09:44I brought your papa, baby.
09:47Princess?
09:48Don't call me that.
09:49Okay.
09:50Um, Nancy, do you maybe want to tell daddy what you're working on here?
09:56You would never understand.
10:00There are some things out there that are so horrific.
10:04Mysteries so...
10:06unexplainable.
10:07So unspeakable.
10:08So inconceivable.
10:09So dark that no one could ever unravel them.
10:13Wait, I know what this is.
10:14What?
10:27It's asparagus.
10:29Asparagus?
10:30Blue asparagus.
10:31It grows in our garden.
10:32I just tossed it out in the garbage.
10:34But why is it blue?
10:36I think it's a mutation.
10:38That could be it, considering Kai's bomb experiments.
10:40Are you ready, you f*****g?
10:43Yeah.
10:44Bomb experiment, 473.
10:48Yeah!
10:51Kid!
10:52Man.
10:52Enough of that crap!
10:54Dinner's ready!
10:55What about the other bombs?
10:56Don't be a f*****g snitch.
11:02Why would someone turn our asparagus into some sort of drug deal?
11:05Because there's an institution in Germany that had never allowed genetically altered food
11:09with who knows what's inside to hit the legal market.
11:12An institution that we all respect.
11:15The only authority in our country that no one f*****s with.
11:18The National Dental Chamber.
11:20What?
11:21No, York.
11:22The Department of Food Safety.
11:23Yes, exactly.
11:25But why are people getting addicted to it?
11:27That, Nancy Pants?
11:30We'll likely never learn.
11:32Have you tried it before?
11:35What?
11:35Of course not.
11:36I hate asparagus.
11:37Oh, I just like Papa.
11:39Because of the texture, the smell.
11:41The hollandaise sauce.
11:48I'll do it.
11:50What?
11:51I'll try it.
11:53You'd do that for me, York?
11:54Even the base.
11:55I'd eat it all for you.
11:57Oh, York.
11:59Nancy.
12:21So?
12:23Yep, it's good.
12:25Normally, I think asparagus is pretty tasteless, but I can eat this one plain.
12:30Do you feel anything?
12:35Do you hear that voice as well?
12:38Yeah.
12:40Jurgi!
12:41Don't forget, you have an appointment next week.
12:44God damn it.
12:45Well, maybe we'd just have to wait a little bit before it starts kicking in.
12:58And while the three of them waited for the asparagus to hit,
13:03Tony arrived in Berlin like a real rap star.
13:25Pizza boy, yeah, I bring that pizza boy.
13:27Deliver straight through your door.
13:29Hot and ready, pizza boy.
13:31Pizza boy, pizza boy.
13:33Yeah, I bring that pizza boy.
13:34Bring only the purest joy.
13:36People got the freshest points.
13:38Woo!
13:38Pizza boy, yeah, I bring that pizza boy.
13:41Deliver straight through your door.
13:43Hot and ready, pizza boy.
13:44Pizza boy, pizza boy.
13:46Yeah, I bring that pizza boy.
13:48Bring only the purest joy.
13:50People got the freshest points.
13:52Dude, how sick is this?
13:55Stop.
13:58Who are you?
14:00Uh, Tony?
14:02Tony.
14:03Tony.
14:04Tony, right?
14:06Hey, I barely recognized you.
14:08We worked together in that, what was it, pizza place.
14:11You mean last week?
14:12Jeez, I can hardly remember anymore.
14:14Was that it?
14:15In just one week as a rap star at Cutie Heart Records,
14:18People recorded eight songs,
14:20played 16 concerts,
14:21opened three orphanages,
14:23and four furniture stores,
14:24all on a whopping six hours of sleep total.
14:27How's your mom, bro?
14:28Has she recovered from that death?
14:31No.
14:32I'll give her my best, dude.
14:34Thanks.
14:35Yeah, dude, congratulations.
14:38I mean,
14:39rapping for thousands, right?
14:40Number one on the charts?
14:44People, are you okay?
14:47People?
14:47A little wisdom for you, bro.
14:53Yo, run for your life, bro.
14:56This game,
14:57it'll eat you alive, bro.
14:59I'm so tired.
15:01I don't have time anymore.
15:03What's going on?
15:04What's wrong?
15:06Susie's dead.
15:12Susie, you're kidding.
15:14She's dead because I didn't have time for her anymore.
15:18People, they need you backstage.
15:19Sleep.
15:20I just need to sleep for like an hour.
15:22You can sleep when the tour is over.
15:24Go, hurry.
15:25Go.
15:26Run away, bro.
15:29Tony, hey.
15:31Hey.
15:31Glad you made it.
15:32Come backstage.
15:35Okay.
15:38Dahlia, is people all right?
15:39Yeah, yeah, he'll be fine.
15:40Here, this is for you.
15:41Is this my contract?
15:42No, those are your appointments.
15:43Here.
15:46My first major rap contract.
15:47And here's the marketing concept
15:49with even more appointments.
15:50Okay.
15:51If it goes well tonight,
15:51we'll start with the album,
15:53pulling together the band,
15:54internet presence,
15:55game shows, podcasts,
15:56next year, festivals, tour,
15:57and second album.
15:58We'll keep it old school the year after that,
16:00meaning drug addiction,
16:01rehab, recovery,
16:02book, third album.
16:03In eight years,
16:04we'll do a biopic about your life.
16:06Hold on.
16:07Here, the script's ready.
16:08Just stick to that.
16:09It's all in there, okay?
16:14Ugh.
16:15Netflix.
16:17Okay.
16:18Okay.
16:36Two hours and 34 minutes left
16:39until Tony Fleischer's big performance tonight.
16:43Anyone in Shittin' who still wants to go last minute
16:46should head out soon.
16:48Very soon.
16:50Like now.
16:53Shittin' Radio,
16:54the station that serves you
16:56and your feelings.
16:57Snuggle book?
16:58Hmm?
17:00Are you having a hard time?
17:02No, why?
17:04Maybe you should take it easy on the cocoa.
17:09Hello?
17:11You're going to miss the concert.
17:13I hope that's what you want
17:15because you won't get another chance.
17:16Am I making a mistake?
17:20You might be.
17:21Honestly, you have every single right in the world
17:23to be angry with him.
17:26But at Tropical Island,
17:28where everyday life takes a backseat,
17:30I learned it's okay to listen to your heart
17:32and to maybe give your stupid rapper father
17:34one last chance.
17:36That's a super specific lesson.
17:38Yeah?
17:39That's Tropical Island.
17:41Is anyone listening?
17:42Does anyone even listen to the radio anymore?
17:45I'm so lonely.
17:46While Charlie mulled it over,
17:48the trio at the police station
17:50were still waiting for York
17:51to fill anything other than the urge
17:53to cure cavities.
17:55Well, Yorkie,
17:56still don't feel anything?
17:59I need to pee.
18:14You know, I used to want to work with food safety.
18:17You don't say, Nancy.
18:19Mm-hmm.
18:20In the 90s, yeah.
18:22I wish I could flash back to those days
18:24just to feel how I felt then.
18:25Her name is Noelle.
18:28I have a dream about her.
18:31She rings my bell.
18:32Ain't we all crazy about blue slushies?
18:35We got a hell of a lot of brain freeze.
18:40Little did we know, that damn thing was spiked with Molly.
18:47Then one day, they came.
19:04That's when I knew I wanted to be a law enforcer.
19:07But my mother said the DFS only takes the best of the best.
19:16And became a local police officer instead.
19:20Nancy, come here.
19:21I'll break your arms.
19:22I want to go.
19:25I want to go.
19:26Johnny!
19:26Johnny!
19:27Johnny!
19:27Johnny!
19:27Johnny!
19:27What is this?
19:33Smell it.
19:34Ew, no.
19:35Please just smell it.
19:36Ew, York, that's disgusting.
19:38Johnny Carrera, you are smelling my pee pee.
19:41Okay.
19:57There's no scent.
19:58Yeah, see what I mean?
20:01Oh, cool.
20:03That's it.
20:04Nancy!
20:05Follow me.
20:06Nancy!
20:06Nancy!
20:07Nancy!
20:07Nancy!
20:08Nancy!
20:08Nancy!
20:08Nancy!
20:08Nancy!
20:08Nancy!
20:08Nancy!
20:09Nancy!
20:25One hundred and fifty performances in the first year alone, three hundred promo dates and
20:30one hundred and eighty days on the road.
20:32Knock, knock, knock, knock, don't get up, so you got any questions before your first buzzard?
20:39You got any questions before your first interview?
20:45Nancy!
20:51Nancy!
20:54Nancy!
20:55Nancy!
20:56Nancy!
20:57Nancy!
20:58Nancy!
20:58Nancy!
21:01Nancy!
21:05Nancy!
21:21Nancy!
21:24Nancy!
21:33Nancy!
21:35Nancy!
21:37Nancy!
21:37Hum.
21:44Il n'y a pas de façon qu'il puisse vivre une vie normale avec un contrat comme ça.
21:48C'était ça ou une famille.
21:51Il n'aurait pas de deux.
21:55Surpris.
21:57Hey.
21:58Donc vous avez changé votre mind?
22:02Alors, vous n'êtes pas le père Charlie voulait, mais vous êtes le père qu'il a fait.
22:09Donc...
22:12Et...
22:12Je vais vous laisser.
22:21Nous avons eu.
22:22Nous connaissons le secret de la bleu asparagus.
22:28Oh, smell free urine.
22:34I mean, think about it.
22:36Asparagus.
22:37That actually has some flavor for a change and doesn't make your urine stink.
22:40Of course everyone's completely hooked on it.
22:42Especially in Berlin.
22:44I want more.
22:45Give me more.
22:47Pull yourself together.
22:49What do you mean by that?
22:50People in Berlin are completely obsessed with their own pee.
22:58Urine parties here.
22:59Urine tastings there.
23:01Urine shakes in the a.m.
23:02Or urine cream soup in the p.m.
23:05I hate Berlin.
23:07Hey!
23:12For mama.
23:13Son of me is gonna kick your little ass, brother.
23:16I don't know.
23:17What the fuck?
23:32I love you is gonna do this, brother.
23:37I love you.
23:38I love you.
23:39I love you.
23:42I love you.
23:42I love you too.
23:45I'm so glad that you're with me.
23:45If you're with me, I...
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24:54Mm-hmm.
24:55Lots of appointments.
24:58Tony, you're up in ten, moving already.
25:01Yeah, I'm talking to my son right now.
25:04Well, do that later.
25:08Sorry, Charlie, I gotta go on stage.
25:11Um, hey, we could watch Armageddon tonight, though, if you want.
25:15I've already seen it for school.
25:16What do you mean for school?
25:18Um, Armageddon. It's my school play, and I'm doing the music.
25:21Oh, yeah. Totally forgot.
25:23Yeah, I know.
25:29But hey, you'll have more time for me now, right?
25:35Right?
25:41You said no more lies.
25:45Um...
25:46So there was Tony, just minutes away from his big performance.
25:50The one that would change his life forever.
25:53He could already hear the crowd chanting his name.
25:57But how was he going to explain to Charlie that he wouldn't have time for him anymore?
26:02You said that today, remember?
26:04Charlie would add.
26:06If Tony were to tell him the truth, he would say,
26:09I think it's going to be even worse.
26:11And that would break Charlie's heart.
26:14Tony would try to stop him.
26:17He'd go after him and say,
26:19Charlie, wait, we can do this!
26:21But then Charlie would answer,
26:24Do you really believe that?
26:26And the crowd would chant even louder.
26:31And Charlie would walk away silently.
26:36And he would never look back.
26:39Tony would lose Charlie.
26:43Charlie would go home.
26:45Yana would keep getting hammered.
26:47And Tony would walk onto the big stage,
26:51like he'd dreamed of all his life.
26:54He'd be a star.
26:56But the whole time, he'd think about nothing else but...
27:00Dabei steht das Glück schon vor der Tür.
27:12Wunder gibt es immer wieder,
27:16Heute oder morgen können sie geschehen.
27:23Wunder gibt es immer wieder,
27:27Wenn sie dir begre Covid kam,
27:34musst du wieder mir?
27:39Halt dichido, halt dichido, halt dich까?
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