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00:07Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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05:37Et ici vient d'un de ses plus grands hits des dernières 5 ans.
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26:56C'est tout de l'argent. Je veux que le gorge.
26:58Bien sûr.
27:02C'est pas encore.
27:04C'est probablement mon fils.
27:06Qu'est-ce que je fais maintenant, Rick?
27:07P'encore, c'est bon.
27:08Ok.
27:09Oui.
27:09Bonjour, c'est Dr. Snutz.
27:12Il y a un accident.
27:13On le verre.
27:14Je vous l'ai dit l'heure, Charlie,
27:15enough with these stupid pranks.
27:18No, this is Dr. Snutz.
27:19Repeat after me.
27:20You've got to get here immediately.
27:21I'm a buzzard.
27:22Your son was a...
27:23I'm a buzzard.
27:24Let me fly.
27:25What's a buzzard?
27:26Let me fly.
27:27K'wa.
27:28K'wa.
27:29And now hang up.
27:30And now hang up.
27:32No, like you hang up.
27:33Oh.
27:34Okay.
27:35I hung up, I did it.
27:36Okay.
27:37And how do you feel about this new situation?
27:39I'm really good, actually.
27:41Very good.
27:42To the rap-mobile.
27:44Let's rap.
27:49Oh, God.
27:51This thing flies like a buzzard, doesn't it?
27:53All-wheel drive!
28:02Just go with it.
28:04Rick hasn't left the house in two whole years.
28:06Why not?
28:07Bob?
28:08We've arrived.
28:12Tony, there's a real star in you.
28:15Really?
28:16No one had ever seen anything in Tony, other than a loser.
28:20Thanks, Rick.
28:22I love you.
28:23There.
28:23Now it's out.
28:24I've said it.
28:24I love you.
28:28Out of the car.
28:37He's fucking nuts, but he knows how to make a head.
28:40Your song is deep inside you, and we have to flush it out.
28:45It has to flow out of you, no matter the orifice.
28:51You have a choice.
28:53Either you get the enema of awareness, this right here, or you get to drink a raw buzzard egg.
29:02Why?
29:03Don't question Rick's methods.
29:06Choose wisely.
29:17There are only three things you need to know about Rick's buzzard egg cocktails.
29:21Good choice.
29:22Number one.
29:23They're spiked with strong bull tranquilizers.
29:27Number two.
29:28Wait.
29:28Actually, just the one thing.
29:30Lots of yolk.
29:32And some seriously strong bull tranquilizers.
29:40And?
29:42Something's wrong with me.
29:47That's totally normal, Tony.
29:49Soon you'll...
29:53You forgot the matter then, Bob.
29:57Tony!
30:00Release yourself from the chains of your family, and your hit will come to you.
30:07Release yourself from the chains of your family.
30:25Enough with this nonsense.
30:27You're almost 40.
30:29This is getting embarrassing.
30:32I'm so fly, I'm so nice.
30:35Oh, wow!
30:37Teddy Bear, don't you want to do this sensible thing?
30:57You need to take care of me.
30:59I want your attention.
31:02You have to remove yourself from your family.
31:13Buzzard buzzard, this is my advice.
31:15Wah, wah, wah!
31:16You want to do it, you want to do it, you want to do it?
31:18He's got it.
31:19Wah!
31:19You've got it.
31:20He's ready for this, Bob.
31:22Fire up the machines.
31:24You want to do it?
31:24Wah, wah, wah!
31:26I'm so fly, I'm so nice.
31:29Wah!
31:30Buzzard buzzard, this is my advice.
31:32Wah!
31:32I'm free, take your flight.

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