00:15There's something strange in the neighborhood.
00:19Who you gonna call it?
00:21Ghostbusters!
00:23There's something weird and it don't look good.
00:27Who you gonna call it?
00:29Ghostbusters!
00:34Louie, drop!
00:37I ain't afraid of no ghost.
00:44I ain't afraid of no ghost.
00:50Ghostbusters!
00:53Yeah!
00:54Who you gonna call?
00:56Ghostbusters!
00:59And me!
01:00And me!
01:02Strangers when we met.
01:04Now lovers.
01:07Oh, you did say the most charming thing.
01:10Kiss me, you romantic fool.
01:14Oh, baby!
01:15And me!
01:17In your dreams!
01:20Knowing that you'll always be there.
01:24Excuse me.
01:30Huh?
01:31I'm here to see the Ghostbusters on an urgent matter.
01:35My card.
01:39The great Straczynski.
01:42Prince of prestidigitation.
01:44Oh, you're a magician!
01:46And you're enchanting.
01:51Oh!
01:54Watch him, Janine.
01:56Any guy that pulls flowers out of his hat has got to be a cheap date.
02:00He's not a date.
02:02He's a client.
02:04Venkman.
02:05Dr. Venkman.
02:06Pay no attention to that crack about cheap.
02:09Huh?
02:10Straczynski?
02:11Straczynski?
02:13Gesundheit.
02:15It sure is a pleasure to meet you.
02:17I've seen your show a dozen times.
02:20Wow.
02:21This is the great Straczynski.
02:25Wow.
02:26Huh?
02:27He's the star magician at the Magic Palace.
02:30What can we do for you?
02:32Well, I've recently added a vanishing cabinet trick to my act.
02:36The problem is my assistants keep disappearing.
02:40So?
02:42You don't understand.
02:44I mean, they're really disappearing.
02:46Gone.
02:48Bravo!
02:49Do you think you could come by the Magic Palace this afternoon and check things out?
02:54The Magic Palace?
02:56Wow!
02:56Can we go, can we?
02:58Sure, Ray.
02:59And we'll even get you an ice cream cone if you're good.
03:01This whole thing is just so strange.
03:04I know it's odd for a magician, but the thought of something really supernatural terrifies me.
03:11Ah!
03:12Ah!
03:14Guess I mean you'll have to stay here, Slimer.
03:21The Magic Palace.
03:24When I was a kid, I used to dream about playing here someday.
03:27You wanted to be a magician?
03:29More than anything.
03:30I used to practice for hours.
03:33I called myself Stenzel the Magnificent.
03:36In my neighborhood, Magic was getting home without a fight.
03:40Ah.
03:45Tough truck.
03:46Oh, boy!
03:48Magic!
04:01Gentlemen, thank you for coming.
04:04Is that the cabinet?
04:05Yes!
04:12These ruins are definitely pre-Babylonian.
04:15Possibly Crypto-Acadian.
04:17I lean more towards Kabbalistic Lemurian.
04:20The pre-Deluge period.
04:21Spay got some fault for cars.
04:29Yeah!
04:51Exactly how does this trick work?
04:53I'll show you.
04:58Just step into the cabinet.
05:04Ray, can you give me a hand?
05:07What is it, Peter?
05:08Gray here wants to show me a trick.
05:11Step in there, will you?
05:12Wow!
05:13Me working with the great Straczynski.
05:16Horrific!
05:20Now a few magic passes and...
05:23No, presto!
05:29No!
05:30Ray!
05:33He's gone!
05:36Now you're in trouble.
05:37I love that kid like a brother.
05:39Just wait till you see your bill.
05:41No cause for alarm, gentlemen.
05:44Your friend is perfectly all right.
05:46Wow!
05:47Was that ever neat?
05:48Can we do it again?
05:49You call that all right?
05:51We're lucky he didn't disappear.
05:53For my translations, this cabinet is some sort of dimensional gateway.
05:59Ray.
05:59Well, how did I do?
06:00You lucked out.
06:02It's possible there's a sonic activator.
06:04Some sort of secret word.
06:07Oh, yes.
06:08I forgot.
06:08It's Goomba.
06:09Goomba.
06:10No!
06:19Oops.
06:20Guys!
06:22Oh, no!
06:25Oh, no!
06:33I'm gonna pull a rabbit out of that guy's head the next time I see him.
06:36Where the heck are we anyway?
06:39I'll venture a guess and say it isn't New Jersey.
06:43Sure is hot.
06:45You don't suppose we could be in?
06:47As near as I can figure, we're in some sort of alternate dimension.
06:51Probably one ruled by a class eight nether entity.
06:54And that's bad, right?
06:56Very bad.
06:59Hmm.
07:00Looks like rain.
07:02There's something that looks like shelter.
07:04We'd better head for it.
07:05A little rain never hurt anybody.
07:10Ow!
07:19I've heard of it raining cats and dogs, but this is ridiculous.
07:24Maybe we'd better move inside.
07:25Oh, yeah.
07:26I'm gonna feel real safe in there.
07:31Talk about a fixer-upper.
07:37Is that what I think it is?
07:45Wait!
07:46It could be a trap.
07:47Let's hit him!
07:52May we assist you, gentlemen?
07:55Is this great or what?
07:57Is it real he got?
07:59They seem to be, though this dimension is affecting the equipment strangely.
08:05I got it.
08:06They're assistants.
08:07And I need so much help.
08:11Magician's assistants?
08:12Of course.
08:14That cabinet must have been transfecting them here for years.
08:17Ladies and gentlemen, the amazing Gorgonis.
08:22Great.
08:22Now we're gonna have to pay a cover charge.
08:25For my first trick, I'll need a volunteer.
08:29You, sir, step right up here.
08:34Uh, no thanks.
08:35I'm just here to see the dog act.
08:41I'm just here to see the dog act.
08:45Pick a car.
08:49Show it to the audience, please.
08:52Uh, uh, uh, no peeking.
08:56Now, put it back anywhere you like.
09:01Uh, uh, you're peeking again.
09:05All set.
09:06What?
09:08And now I shall magically discover your car.
09:13Abracadabra.
09:14David Copperfield!
09:16Buster!
09:18Is that your car, sir?
09:21Afraid not, Bunky.
09:23Way to go, man.
09:26Blah!
09:30Blah!
09:32No need to get testy.
09:35It's not that great a trick anyway.
09:38Blah!
09:40Blah!
09:42Blah!
09:45Blah!
09:47Whoa!
09:50Oh, I knew this was going to happen.
09:53I am Borgar.
10:02Show me the way of your magic.
10:04Now!
10:05Show me the way of your magic?
10:07What does that mean?
10:09It sounds insane, but I think he wants to learn a magic trick.
10:13I've got a trick for him.
10:15I couldn't do that.
10:17Ah! Speak or die!
10:22Never hurts to try, Egon.
10:38Never hurts to try.
10:41Okay, so sometimes it hurts.
10:44Die!
10:46We're the one!
10:49We're the one!
10:51Yeah!
11:01How fast do you think a thing like that can fly?
11:11For a guy with such a lousy temper, he sure laughs a lot.
11:15Look out!
11:17Die!
11:19Die!
11:21Die!
11:30Let's move it!
11:31He's gaining on us!
11:35Oh!
11:37God!
11:39Yeah!
11:43Ha!
11:45Yeah!
11:51Yeah!
11:51Yeah!
11:51Ah!
11:52Ugh!
11:52Ugh!
11:53It's incredible!
11:54This place seems to be a ten-dimensional matrix.
11:57This place should be in Disneyland.
12:00Now, how do we get out of here?
12:02Uh-oh, Laughin' Boy's back.
12:04It sounds like he brought his brother.
12:07Over there. I've got an idea.
12:30Good plan, Ray. Stupid, but good.
12:34What do we do now?
12:35Our only hope is to find a gateway back to our own world.
12:39Of course, given the nature of this place,
12:41that could take centuries.
12:42No good. I've got library books, too.
12:45If Corgar created a gate from our world to this one,
12:48couldn't he create another one to send us back?
12:50Quite possibly, but how do we get him to do it?
12:53I know. We give him what he wants.
12:56A magic trick.
12:58And in return...
12:59Hmm. It could work.
13:02Yeah, but who knows a...
13:07I don't know about this, fellas.
13:09It's been years since I've practiced my magic.
13:11You can do it, Ray. I have total confidence in you.
13:14By the way, do you think you could pay me the five you owe me?
13:18All set. Now all we need is Corgar.
13:21Leave it to me.
13:22Yo, Gorbs! Where are you, babe?
13:26It's showtime!
13:29Nice nether entity!
13:31Come to Peter!
13:37Okay, ladies, get ready.
13:39Just like I taught you.
13:45Hit it!
13:46Ladies and gentlemen!
13:49Presenting Stanzo the Beneficent!
13:55Ta-da!
13:58Good evening!
13:59For my first trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.
14:04How about you, sir?
14:06Go for it, big guy!
14:07I'm sorry.
14:09Ha-ha-ha-ha.
14:12Um...
14:13Um...
14:13Now, if you'll just pick a card.
14:15Any card.
14:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
14:18No eating!
14:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:21Now show it to the audience, please.
14:26If you'll just put it back in the deck...
14:28And now, Alakazam by a kazoo, presto!
14:34Is that your card, sir?
14:38All right, right?
14:41How does he do that?
14:46I can't believe it!
14:49I'm so happy!
14:51This guy's a sucker for a card trick.
14:55You don't know how long I've waited for a real magician to come.
15:00All these neons have got nothing but assistance.
15:04All those evening gowns and syrupy smiles.
15:08And those dogs!
15:10He's right, you know. Those birds will bury you.
15:13Teach me the great magic stands, oh, please.
15:18And I shall be yours for life.
15:21Oh, now there's a disgusting proposition.
15:24Gosh, it's not all that hard a trick.
15:27See, all you have to do...
15:29Uh, Ray, practice your disappearing act, okay?
15:32Ray!
15:34Listen, Gorgie, sweetheart.
15:37Stanzo would love to teach you that amazing little feat.
15:40Uh, the thing is, what's in it for us?
15:44Your lives, and your souls.
15:49Love that smile, but seriously, babe, you're a New York kind of guy.
15:54And I should know.
15:56New York?
15:58Yeah, that's where we came from.
15:59You know, through your cabinet.
16:01So we want you to send us all back.
16:04Gorgs, buddy, we're talking big time here.
16:06Not just card tricks, but linking rings, producing flowers out of thin air.
16:11But I cannot send you back.
16:14It is not within my power.
16:17Great, so we spend the rest of our lives watching Ray and Gonzo here doing card tricks.
16:21But, uh, there is a door.
16:34You know, Gorg, you really need to get a cleaning lady in here.
16:40It is here.
16:42The gateway to your realm.
16:44Only one of your kind may open it.
16:49The key?
16:50Before I give it to you, Stanzo must swear to teach me the great magic.
16:56Ray, swear to this guy, will you?
16:59Cross my heart and hope to...
17:01Well, uh, cross my heart.
17:04Legal in any court in the land.
17:06Key?
17:09Hold on, Peter. Something strange here.
17:12Yeah, that's why I'm leaving.
17:15No!
17:17Yeah!
17:21Yeah!
17:24Yeah!
17:28Yeah!
17:28Yeah!
17:32Ah!
17:34All right. New York City.
17:36Ah, home, sweet home. Nice work, Gorg.
17:56What is it with this weather laser?
18:03What I tried to tell Peter.
18:05What is, Egon?
18:06That was no ordinary gateway. It was a cross-dimensional conduit.
18:10Sorry I'm not upping my gibberish, but what exactly does that mean?
18:14The nether energy from Gorgar's realm is being drawn through that gate in massive quantity,
18:19and it's changing New York into part of Gorgar's dimension.
18:23They're Gorgarizing my town!
18:30It's worse than that. If the gate isn't closed, the energy will continue to pour out,
18:35engulfing the entire world.
18:37Then let's close it!
18:52Let me guess. New York is now in other dimensions, so our equipment still won't work.
18:57You ever have one of those days?
19:00Stanzo!
19:03This new gorg is quite nice! Very like my own realm!
19:08Is he kidding? Hey, look what you've done to my town!
19:12Well, it's not his fault, Peter. You're the one who opened the door.
19:15Sure blame it all on me! Like I'm the guy who stepped into that stupid cabinet in the first place!
19:22It is time for you to teach me Stanzo, as you swore!
19:27I'll keep my promise, Gorgar, but not here.
19:33Taxi!
19:35Hop in, Gorgar.
19:37Ta-da!
19:39What's going on, Ray?
19:41Someone has to close that door.
19:51Hey! You're back!
20:00Pick a card!
20:02Endy card!
20:04Oh! Ace of spades!
20:08Ray, you're not seriously going through with this.
20:11It's the only way.
20:12Like you said, I got us into this mess.
20:15I didn't mean it. You know how I get.
20:17I know.
20:18But it won't be forever.
20:21You'll have the cabinet and Egon will figure out a way to bring me back.
20:25Won't you?
20:28Alakazam!
20:30Alakazoo!
20:31Presto!
20:32Is that your card?
20:34Yeah!
20:36At last, her great magic is mine!
20:40Alakazoo!
20:43Alakazoo!
20:44Alakazoo!
20:45Alakazoo!
20:48Stanzo!
20:49I'm so happy!
20:51You must teach me more.
20:53Sure, Gorgar.
20:54We'll have plenty of time.
20:56Come on.
20:59See you soon, Ghostbusters.
21:04Goomba!
21:06Egon?
21:07Of course.
21:08It's a perfect example of the Selbert theory.
21:11What do we do?
21:12Doc!
21:13Whoa!
21:29What happened?
21:30Where's Ray?
21:31Ray!
21:34Ray, where are you, guy?
21:36Speak to me!
21:38Help!
21:39Get me down!
21:41That's my boy.
21:44Basically, Selbert theorized that nether energy could flow in only one direction at a time.
21:50Thus, when Ray opened the gateway back to Gorgar's world, he set up an inward flow that reversed the effects
21:55of the outward flow.
21:56But what happened to Gorgar?
21:58Back in his own dimension, I guess, if I guessed.
22:01Which I don't.
22:02Good riddance.
22:04Aw.
22:05I kinda liked him.
22:07Ray, you're the only guy I know who could make friends with a monster.
22:11Come on, Winston.
22:12Peter isn't that bad.
22:14Ha, ha.
22:15Very funny, Ray.
22:17Yeah!
22:18Very funny, Ray!
22:27sustained wind persists.
22:30Put some water every day!
22:36It's a hot stop.
22:37Nice day, Ray, you're the only one.
22:38Let it dry, the tender.22
22:56hetk nethernoF Four
22:56ofw Rolling Karma
23:18Beep.
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