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00:00:00The thing is, if these are the kind of ideas that Channel 4 is broadcasting,
00:00:03what must be the ideas that they're, like, rejecting?
00:00:05Exactly, Jesus.
00:00:06Top gear.
00:00:07Getting all done.
00:00:08I had a friend that was on there.
00:00:09He was black.
00:00:09No, he was in the audience.
00:00:14Ross!
00:00:15What was that?
00:00:16I don't know, but it frightened me, man!
00:00:18I don't want to die!
00:00:21Are you talking?
00:00:23Oh!
00:00:28Kill me now.
00:00:30Oh!
00:00:31In Britain...
00:00:32We all like a bad boy, though, don't we?
00:00:33More than 20 million of us choose to spend our evenings in front of the telly.
00:00:37I don't know why he's acting like this!
00:00:39Oh, shut herself!
00:00:42Crikey!
00:00:43Oh, no!
00:00:44Well, not many, though!
00:00:45We're going behind closed doors into living rooms across the country.
00:00:50She's playing it like a two bob fiddles.
00:00:52To find out what people really thought.
00:00:55Asparagus!
00:00:55He's dead!
00:00:56I'm Spartacus!
00:00:58No!
00:00:58No!
00:00:58I hope this show never, ever, ever, ever ends.
00:01:02About what was on in the last seven days.
00:01:07Get off!
00:01:14Ten years ago, we met the Michael family.
00:01:18Retired hotelier Andrew, his wife Caroline, and their two children.
00:01:22Oh, my God!
00:01:24Do not!
00:01:24No!
00:01:25I have to!
00:01:29You've got half your dinner down your chin.
00:01:30In Liverpool.
00:01:33In Liverpool, we also met husband and wife Leon and June.
00:01:37In Brighton, we met hairdressers Chris and Stephen.
00:01:43Gingy Minch!
00:01:45Gingy Minch!
00:01:46And in Derby, we were introduced to Sid Siddiqui and his three sons.
00:01:51Is it food, did you see?
00:01:53Yeah, it's quite nice.
00:01:54I started.
00:01:55Over the last ten years, there's one show that puts a spring in our step in the cold winter
00:02:00months, and that's Strictly Come Dancing.
00:02:04Oh, yeah.
00:02:06Oh, yeah.
00:02:06Oh, yeah.
00:02:07He is feeling himself.
00:02:10We've enjoyed every shimmy, sashay, and sequin-covered samba.
00:02:15Oh, my God.
00:02:16He's amazing.
00:02:17I'm in love.
00:02:18Back in 2013, a TV legend was in charge.
00:02:22Well, our next couple is Susannah Reid and her partner, Kevin Clifton.
00:02:31She's always trying to show her legs on breakfast television.
00:02:34I tell you what, if I had legs like her, I'd show them.
00:02:36You have?
00:02:37You've got better legs than her.
00:02:40Twist it!
00:02:41Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby!
00:02:46Here we go, loop-deo-loop!
00:02:50Shake it out, baby!
00:02:53Here we go, loop-deo-loop!
00:02:55And hold it, let me see your shakin' tail, yeah!
00:02:58And hold it, let me see your shakin' tail, bella!
00:03:01Come on, let me see your shakin' tail, bella!
00:03:04Come on, let me see your shakin' tail, bella!
00:03:08Twist it!
00:03:10Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby!
00:03:19WHISTLE CREAMS
00:03:20Shit!
00:03:21She fell over.
00:03:22LAUGHTER
00:03:24She wanted to show you her knickers, you see.
00:03:26She tries to do that on breakfast television.
00:03:30Stepping out on the dance floor has always taken some balls,
00:03:33and none more so than this fella.
00:03:38LAUGHTER
00:03:40That's brilliant!
00:03:41It's so good!
00:03:46This is very её salsa, isn't it?
00:03:48Well, it's probably not!
00:03:50Gangnam style, whoosp-whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop...
00:03:54...water condom style ÙŠ PERDRY
00:03:56LAUGHTER
00:03:58Oh, my God!
00:04:00What a-
00:04:00It looks alright there, though. I like that.
00:04:02It looks like a penguin!
00:04:04vibration
00:04:04zrobZ
00:04:05LAUGHTER
00:04:06This has got to be a 10.
00:04:15Oh, my God, that was amazing.
00:04:21I fucking loved that.
00:04:23Every single second of it was absolute Strictly gold.
00:04:29Of course, Strictly wouldn't be Strictly without the jaw-dropping costumes.
00:04:36Shit.
00:04:37She looks like a toilet roll holder.
00:04:44Oh, look at him!
00:04:48You know what, Anton, flying out your flaps with a pair of maracas, do you?
00:04:56Oh, he's gyrating!
00:05:01You just touched his butt or she just grabbed it?
00:05:07This is pure Butlins, man.
00:05:09Just a burning in a burning, you could know where he knows if every love is a little out of
00:05:12gold.
00:05:13Well, at least she's doing something with her life, Mary.
00:05:15I don't know who I'm the hardest, not to remember what I'm the greatest.
00:05:20Oh, dear.
00:05:24What is Anton doing here?
00:05:28What a mess.
00:05:30Sometimes things got a bit steamy as some saucy celebs set our pulses racing.
00:05:36Dancing for Samba, Judy Love and Graziano Di Prima.
00:05:40Judy's going to be good at the Samba.
00:05:42She's got the bust for it.
00:05:43Shake that ting, miss, kana-kana, shake that ting.
00:05:46Go on, Judy, she's really giving it something, you ain't.
00:05:51Go on, Judy!
00:05:53Hey, really, Bob.
00:05:55Hey, really, Bob.
00:05:56Have a good time, girl, be up on your mind, and I'll be up on your mind.
00:05:58Whoa!
00:06:00She stuck her bottom out.
00:06:02Yeah.
00:06:02And he looked directly at it.
00:06:07They're drooling!
00:06:08What?
00:06:09Oh!
00:06:13Look, she owned that.
00:06:15Did you see the moves that she put in there?
00:06:17You see?
00:06:17Technical moves.
00:06:19Yeah?
00:06:20Bucky Topgian.
00:06:21Willie Bounce.
00:06:23Whinyo Pum Pum.
00:06:26Technical stuff right there.
00:06:28But in 2021, there was one dance that really took our breath away.
00:06:34Every melody is timeless, now you're so...
00:06:38Nice.
00:06:39It's as though he's just picking up a banana.
00:06:43She's so light.
00:06:44A banana?
00:06:45Yeah, she's so light.
00:06:45She doesn't resemble a banana.
00:06:47I know.
00:06:47If you want the truth...
00:06:51Oh!
00:06:52Oh, it's very romantic, isn't it?
00:06:54Mm.
00:06:56Oh, Rose!
00:06:57So low!
00:06:58Pumping there, this.
00:06:59They're having fun, look, aren't they?
00:07:01Yeah, they are.
00:07:09That is close.
00:07:10Look at them looking at each other.
00:07:12They actually look in love, don't they?
00:07:14Yeah, they do.
00:07:18How is she so on time?
00:07:20On beat?
00:07:21God, I'd be like a herd of elephants.
00:07:24I'd be clodopping about the stage if it were me.
00:07:29Oh, look at that.
00:07:32True.
00:07:35They've stopped the music.
00:07:39Hands over his ears, is he?
00:07:43What's going on?
00:07:44This is her world.
00:07:49Isn't that lovely?
00:07:54Oh, this is the bit for the...
00:07:56This is the bit for the deaf people.
00:08:06Get in there!
00:08:08How good is that?
00:08:09That's incredible.
00:08:09Isn't that beautiful?
00:08:16You can't help but smile watching this, can't you?
00:08:19I know, it's just dead lovely, isn't it?
00:08:25oh Christ this is my favouritest ever Strictly dance that I've ever watched I
00:08:36think it's the best one ever
00:08:45in Bristol Mary I got a new doorbell oh want to hear some tunes I want you to help me
00:08:53pick out the
00:08:53best tune all right best friends Mary and Marina
00:09:15oh that's nice like that one yeah I like the first one first up to down
00:09:29isn't that nice I bet that's lovely you could sit here all day playing with it couldn't you
00:09:34yeah that's lovely I think I might when I'm bored
00:09:38over the last decade we've seen some comings and goings at number 10 with five Tory prime ministers
00:09:44making it their home I don't know why anyone wants that job it's like a yeah it's just like a
00:09:49dead
00:09:49end job it's a poison chalice yeah it's like being Chelsea manager yeah at the helm back in 2013 was
00:09:58David Cameron yes the land of despair was labour but the land of hope is Tory oh why haven't they
00:10:07thought of that the land of hope and Tory oh but even David had some skeletons in his
00:10:14closet the most shocking claim referred to an induction ceremony for a university social club
00:10:19involving a dead pig's head it's hearsay that when he was at uni or something like that he put
00:10:25his penis into a dead pig's mouth a distinguished Oxford contemporary claims the future PM inserted a
00:10:32private part of his anatomy into the animal's mouth you've only got one private part of your body
00:10:37haven't you yes well a man has I suppose your back bottom is your private part as well but you
00:10:45couldn't very well well I don't think in this context back into a pig's head you couldn't back
00:10:52in no we got any ham we've got some ham would you like some I'll have a sandwich for tea
00:10:57right
00:10:58after all that blew over David had a bright idea we are approaching one of the biggest decisions
00:11:05this country will face in our lifetimes it looks like it's put on weight to me whether to remain
00:11:10in a reformed European Union or to leave I hope to God they stay in I don't I don't understand
00:11:17it
00:11:17well then I don't want to vote on something that I don't really truly understand but the referendum
00:11:23result didn't quite go to plan the British people have made a very clear decision to take a different
00:11:30path and as such I think the country requires fresh leadership to take it in this direction
00:11:36he's fallen on his soul it's cost him his whole political career is he going to be remembered for
00:11:42any of the other things he's done no or is he going to be remembered as David Cameron the 21st
00:11:49century
00:11:49prime minister who took us out of Europe giving it to go after David was Theresa May but she didn't
00:11:56last that long I will shortly leave the job that it has been the honor of my life to hold
00:12:02oh wobbly voice
00:12:03I do so with no ill will but with enormous and enduring gratitude to have had the opportunity
00:12:11to serve the country I love
00:12:19steady you'll start fucking cry you
00:12:28go on a crows tracer yeah take you and your husband on a crows I'll tell you they're lovely
00:12:35taking over from Theresa was this colorful character with great local schools uh with fantastic uh broadband
00:12:43uh
00:12:51he's lost his page
00:12:53forgive me
00:12:54oh no I can't bear it
00:12:56yesterday I went uh as as we all must uh uh uh to to pepper pig world
00:13:03fucking pepper pig world
00:13:05are you all right Boris
00:13:06I don't know if you've been to pepper pig world who's been to pans up anybody's been to pepper pig
00:13:10world
00:13:11not enough oh Boris oh god you're not even bothering to try and find his place anymore is
00:13:17there no the notes have gone emails just got out the notes fuck that I've gone no I've lost it
00:13:20but I loved it and pepper pig world is is very much my kind of place you can just hear
00:13:24the share
00:13:24price dropping in pepper pig world yeah and then out of nowhere we had another new pm
00:13:30Liz Truss I know that we will deliver we will deliver and we will deliver
00:13:37oh dear are you gonna deliver though or not
00:13:41but after crashing the economy we got this fella
00:13:44who's the pm this month
00:13:47it is the greatest privilege of my life
00:13:51where is he looking
00:13:52but there is no doubt we face a profound economic challenge
00:13:56well Richie Sunak could just pay some of his money into the economy and fix it all
00:14:02because isn't he like one of the richest people in the bloody world
00:14:05his wife is
00:14:06I will work day in day out to deliver for the British people
00:14:12let's give him the benefits of the doubt
00:14:17I'm sure he'll be fine Natty
00:14:20I'm sure he'll be fine
00:14:21at least he understands maths
00:14:25in Leeds
00:14:26I'm treating myself today
00:14:28I'm gonna have a Slimming World tea
00:14:30but I thought I'm not bothered if I have snacks because I've lost four pound
00:14:33sisters Ellie and Izzy
00:14:35and what I did to celebrate losing four pound
00:14:38I went straight to Tracy's Light Bites and got a Spam egg tomato
00:14:43so you walked straight out of Slimming World straight into the signage shop
00:14:47literally
00:14:48and I said to him
00:14:50Did anyone see you?
00:14:51No
00:14:51I went I've just been to Slimming World
00:14:53said I lost four pounds
00:14:54so I'm celebrating by having a Spam egg tomato sandwich
00:14:56and she went
00:14:57oh they all come in here after love
00:14:59and at breakfast
00:15:00I bet they make a right
00:15:02killing being next door to Slimming World
00:15:04Oh yeah
00:15:04We've had all sorts of celebrity chefs tickling our taste buds over the years
00:15:10Nigelissima
00:15:10an Italian inspired Christmas
00:15:13Oh it's Nigella Losa
00:15:14Oh you love Nigella don't you Leia?
00:15:17Well I like a figure
00:15:18Right
00:15:19It's turkey time
00:15:20but not quite as we know it
00:15:23She's ever so pleased with herself isn't she?
00:15:25Mind you
00:15:26If I looked like that I would be
00:15:43It's like that sexy jazz music that's playing in the background as well
00:15:46What's this about honestly?
00:15:48And finally my syrup slicked jewels
00:15:53Beautiful
00:15:54Oh yes
00:15:56And now time for the big bird
00:16:01That's two years of Pilates paying off
00:16:03It's a very heavy turkey breast joint
00:16:07I don't even know what I'm looking at right now I really don't
00:16:10And who could forget Heston and his wacky ideas
00:16:14Before the invention of the wedding cake
00:16:16It was a pie that had pride of place at the wedding feast
00:16:19Oh I do love a pie don't you?
00:16:21Oh yeah lovely
00:16:22Steak one
00:16:23Like a nice steak pie
00:16:24This pie contains all manner of ingredients
00:16:27Meat based
00:16:28And here I've got some ox cheeks
00:16:31And we braised in red wine
00:16:33And the extra special surprise ingredient
00:16:36Lamb's testicles
00:16:37Oh get off his scrotum
00:16:39That's disgusting
00:16:41And there we have
00:16:42A blanched
00:16:44Demembrane
00:16:44Lamb's testicle
00:16:46No I know I know what that is
00:16:47I think my balls are even aching
00:16:50So there is
00:16:53My extraordinary
00:16:53Bright pie
00:16:55I bet you
00:16:55When you don't know what's in it
00:16:57And you don't think about it
00:16:58I bet you it tastes really nice
00:16:59It probably does
00:17:00You wait till they know
00:17:01They've got knackers in their mouth
00:17:03Even when the world came to a standstill
00:17:06Some chefs kept cooking in their own homes
00:17:10I'm just intrigued to see like lockdown Jamie
00:17:13Like progress and evolve
00:17:14He's going to be like 28 days later Jamie
00:17:16Towards the end of it isn't he
00:17:17Today I'm going to give you a recipe
00:17:19For an old Oliver classic
00:17:21God he looks like Duncan from Blue there
00:17:23We call it the Botham Burger
00:17:25The what burger?
00:17:27The Botham Burger
00:17:28That already sounds meaty doesn't it
00:17:30Do you always get something a little close up to that?
00:17:31Who's he talking to?
00:17:32Somebody else filming him?
00:17:33Be inquisitive my gorgeous girl
00:17:34Jules
00:17:35He's got his missus
00:17:36This is what 2020's come to
00:17:38Jamie Oliver filming a cooking show
00:17:41On his mobile with his wife
00:17:42I will put some
00:17:46He's still got his pyjamas on
00:17:47People just go to pot on lockdown don't they
00:17:50They don't care at all
00:17:51What they wear
00:17:52What do you mean?
00:17:54You had a fluffy jumper on yesterday
00:17:55That was pyjamas
00:17:56Exactly outside
00:17:58Well I know
00:17:59But cooking on telly
00:18:01He doesn't always go to plan
00:18:03Especially when it's live
00:18:04John Taroad is going to show us how to make his take on McDonald's favourite at home
00:18:09So what are you cooking John?
00:18:12He can't see
00:18:15He's blinding himself there with his kitchen lights
00:18:18You've got a little jug of water next to you
00:18:21John
00:18:23The tea towel
00:18:24The tea towel's on fire
00:18:25Get out behind you
00:18:27You're going to take a jug of water
00:18:29And you're going to put a little
00:18:30He's on fire
00:18:32Nobody's told him
00:18:33A couple of tablespoons of water into the pan
00:18:37John's not noticed at all
00:18:38Philip's not noticed
00:18:39Come on Phil
00:18:41Philip's just got the message down his earpiece
00:18:44He's on fire
00:18:45He's on fire
00:18:46Turn around
00:18:47John turn around man
00:18:47Turn around
00:18:47Turn around
00:18:48Turn around
00:18:48Turn around
00:18:49John's not heard him yet
00:18:50There's a delay
00:18:51Cooker
00:18:52Behind you
00:18:52John
00:18:52John
00:18:53John
00:18:54John
00:18:55John
00:18:55You're on fire
00:18:57John
00:18:57Get your muffins in the toaster
00:18:59John
00:19:01Oh god
00:19:01He's in love
00:19:02Fire John
00:19:03Thank you
00:19:04Thank you
00:19:05Oh my god
00:19:07Holy shit god
00:19:11That's my fire alarm now
00:19:12Oh no it's a fire alarm
00:19:14At least he'll have a breakfast muffin for the fire rig
00:19:17But there's one queen of the kitchen that has a special place in her hearts
00:19:24Few things bring me more pleasure than cooking
00:19:27Oh that's great
00:19:28I'll tell you what
00:19:29Mary Berry is my favourite old lady
00:19:32No sorry
00:19:32Second favourite old lady to the queen
00:19:34What about now?
00:19:35But there are certain dishes that I just can't get enough of
00:19:39Oh
00:19:40Oh
00:19:44I'm surprised you didn't do that
00:19:47There's one dish I like above all others
00:19:50An indulgent
00:19:52Oh a croque mature
00:19:53Oh cheese on toast
00:19:55That's all that is isn't it?
00:19:58Croque mature
00:19:59Oh whatever
00:20:00Monture
00:20:01Time for the croque test
00:20:03Oh
00:20:03Croque test?
00:20:04What's a croque test?
00:20:05Listen to the crunch
00:20:08Oh listen to the crunch
00:20:10Listen to the crunch
00:20:13That's the fingers that's not the fucking bread
00:20:16Oh watch your top set love
00:20:21Oh Mary what's she saying
00:20:22Oh it's better than sex
00:20:25It's totally indulgent
00:20:27It's a ham toasty
00:20:28Totally indulgent
00:20:30Oh you naughty mints
00:20:32Oh you naughty mints
00:20:41In Wiltshire
00:20:42Why are you holding a log?
00:20:44Oh it looks like a face
00:20:45Giles and his wife Mary
00:20:48Yes guess who it is
00:20:50Oh it looks very like
00:20:52Can I say who it is who I think it looks like?
00:20:54No don't tell me
00:20:55Don't tell me
00:20:57Okay it's someone in the government
00:21:00It's a minister in the government
00:21:02Will that help?
00:21:05No I don't know who it is
00:21:07Who is it?
00:21:21Okay
00:21:22It hasn't got glasses on to start with
00:21:24Okay well
00:21:29Does it look more like him now?
00:21:31Yeah it's a bit actually
00:21:33Michael Gove
00:21:34In the last decade
00:21:35There's been some eye-opening things to watch on the telly
00:21:38Why are we so fascinated with sex programmes?
00:21:43Because when you really think about it
00:21:45I mean
00:21:45It only lasts a couple of minutes doesn't it?
00:21:48But not in every house I know
00:21:49In a few minutes a couple will enter this box
00:21:52They'll have sex
00:21:53And then immediately afterwards
00:21:55Come out and talk frankly about what they did
00:21:58What?
00:21:59I think it's an all new low for television
00:22:01There are no cameras inside it
00:22:03It's a place where our couples can be intimate
00:22:05And have the sex they normally have
00:22:07Oh no no
00:22:08I'm not watching it
00:22:09It's about that
00:22:10No no you're not going to see them having sex
00:22:12They're going to be in a box
00:22:13Look let's be honest about it
00:22:15Is this one of those shows where I shouldn't be watching it with you
00:22:18Do you want me to go or
00:22:20I think we can try it and just not make eye contact
00:22:23Okay
00:22:24So where did you start?
00:22:26First of all I assumed a position
00:22:30Then he approached me in a loving manner
00:22:34What kind of porn do you watch?
00:22:36Oh I can't watch this, I'm going
00:22:41Can you make me a tea when you go there?
00:22:44I've had bunches of threesomes with my husband and they're great
00:22:46This is ridiculous
00:22:48Sorry
00:22:52This is pseudo-academic bullshit
00:22:56And it doesn't interest me one way or the other really
00:23:00It's just mild curiosity
00:23:02It's such a stupid programme
00:23:04Not being content with one box
00:23:06In 2017 Channel 4 treated us to a row of six
00:23:10Can picking a partner based solely on natural beauty
00:23:14Could be a grower not a shower
00:23:15Help you find the one
00:23:17Oh my god what's this?
00:23:18What do men and women really find attractive?
00:23:22Oh look
00:23:22If I was on there that screen would go up
00:23:25And people would roar laughing at the size of my willie
00:23:27They wouldn't pick me
00:23:28What's the point of picking that?
00:23:30What do I do? Pick my teeth with it?
00:23:35Dorian Baird said she watched it
00:23:37And somebody else said they watched it
00:23:39And Peggy watches it
00:23:40Yeah
00:23:42And Peggy's 90, I didn't show it
00:23:4496
00:23:44Oh my god
00:23:51What about screen?
00:23:53I do think that's somebody that looks after themselves
00:23:56I can't fucking look at this
00:23:59I've never seen a circumcised one before
00:24:02Oh fucking hell
00:24:03We've got fucking widescreen as well
00:24:05What the fuck's going on?
00:24:0626-year-old Alicia has whittled six guys down to two
00:24:1255-year-old writer Roderick
00:24:14And 31-year-old security guard Sam
00:24:17What does he look like? He looks like a thumb
00:24:19Congratulations
00:24:20He's exactly like a thumb
00:24:22But only one can go on that date
00:24:24How extraordinary
00:24:25In fact if you put your thumb next to his head
00:24:28Yeah it's identical
00:24:29It's virtually identical
00:24:31Sometimes we got a bit too close for comfort
00:24:34I'm meeting couples who stream their sex lives online for money
00:24:39When did it happen that people started thinking it was clever or interesting to be perverts?
00:24:47I don't know why I'm so awkward laughing
00:24:50Everybody does it but still
00:24:51Yeah but it's in your own room and you haven't got an audience have you?
00:24:57Bad enough with a dog watching
00:25:02It's good to be in the room with them
00:25:04I'd want to get inside the wardrobe
00:25:05Yeah and not come out and just be like
00:25:07Can you tell me when it's done?
00:25:08Maybe go back and forth with a pillow over my head
00:25:12I was not prepared for the reality of watching a couple have sex
00:25:16She's there just sipping her water
00:25:21You're going to fucking pound me
00:25:24Has she got another bloke in with her?
00:25:27It's a dildo
00:25:28Oh I thought she had something else
00:25:32I thought she had something else
00:25:36And sometimes things got a bit saucy in the strangest of places
00:25:41CBeeB's Bedtime Story
00:25:43What are we watching this for?
00:25:44You'll be missing Emmerdale soon
00:25:46No I'll miss Emmerdale tonight
00:25:47I'll catch up on it later
00:25:48Why?
00:25:51Hi
00:25:52Oh
00:25:53Oh
00:25:54Oh it's the sexy Duke from Bridgerton
00:25:58I'm sure we saw his willy in Bridgerton
00:26:00Did you?
00:26:01Fox was just telling me that he's had a bad day today
00:26:03What I'd give to be that fox right now
00:26:05We can all have bad days
00:26:07We can all have bad days
00:26:08He's doing his sexy voice and his comfort bed eyes
00:26:11But it's important to remember that tomorrow will be much brighter
00:26:14Hold it Ellie
00:26:16It's like he's staring at us
00:26:46I feel like he's looking into my eyes
00:26:47Like what are you wearing?
00:26:51Yeah
00:26:51Yeah
00:26:51Never say that again
00:26:55This is not a toy
00:26:57See?
00:26:58A safe and effective way to deal with insects
00:27:02Let me give them the
00:27:03Let me give them the
00:27:04Give them this
00:27:05Make them know
00:27:06Make them know we're here
00:27:08Because they're going to say
00:27:09Yeah
00:27:10She's on
00:27:10She's on
00:27:11So they can
00:27:12Yeah
00:27:13Don't worry about it
00:27:14Just when you see
00:27:15So can't I wrap the serotape and make it be on?
00:27:17You could do
00:27:18But then you might burn
00:27:19And you might electrocute
00:27:21The thing
00:27:22There's no
00:27:22I thought light would have come
00:27:23That's what I thought
00:27:24I thought of light
00:27:29I told you not to do it
00:27:31I told you not to touch it
00:27:34Throughout the last decade
00:27:36One famous family has dominated the headlines
00:27:39Today the Queen reached another communications milestone
00:27:42By sending her first tweet
00:27:44Oh she's got
00:27:46Oh
00:27:46That's my girl
00:27:48With a glove removed and a touch of the screen
00:27:51Elizabeth R
00:27:52As she signs off
00:27:53Tweets to mark the opening of this science museum exhibition
00:27:56Oh it's a queen
00:27:58Oh I love her
00:27:59Lots of times old people don't like change
00:28:02But she's embracing it
00:28:04She's got to really hasn't she
00:28:05She's got to move with the times
00:28:07Well not really
00:28:08She's the queen
00:28:08She can do what the fuck she likes
00:28:10I don't think you're ever too old to learn something new
00:28:13No you've done very well
00:28:15You're all over the iPad
00:28:18Then in 2017
00:28:20Came some exciting news
00:28:22For fans of one young prince
00:28:24Good evening from Kensington Palace
00:28:26Where today Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
00:28:28Were all smiles
00:28:30As they announced their engagement to the world
00:28:32Oh my god
00:28:34Oh how lovely
00:28:36She is just bagged
00:28:38The most
00:28:39Oh god
00:28:41The most illegible bachelor ever
00:28:43It was a really nice moment
00:28:44It was just the two of us
00:28:45And I think I managed to catch her
00:28:47By surprise as well
00:28:48Yeah
00:28:49Oh smug off
00:28:53Smug off you smuggles
00:28:57Smug off Meghan and your Botswani and diamond
00:28:59Yeah
00:29:01Now being boots on the ground in the UK
00:29:04I'm excited to just really get to know more about
00:29:07The different communities here
00:29:08And also being able to go around to the Commonwealth
00:29:11I think it's just
00:29:11The beginning of the
00:29:12Oh I'd like to go around the Commonwealth
00:29:15Yeah well don't think we're going to fucking pay for it
00:29:17We will be though
00:29:19How did she
00:29:19Oh yeah I'd just like to have a cruise around the Commonwealth myself love
00:29:23But I've got business to run
00:29:27Fucking all right
00:29:28And then in 2018
00:29:30We settled in for the happy couple's big day
00:29:35It's on
00:29:36It's on
00:29:37I'm here
00:29:37I'm here
00:29:38I'm here
00:29:38I'm here
00:29:39I'm here
00:29:57I'm here
00:30:03Harry's face
00:30:04Not here
00:30:08Oh
00:30:09Steady Mary
00:30:10Steady
00:30:13Steady
00:30:14Try and control your emotions
00:30:15Why?
00:30:17But Prince Harry doesn't want us to control our emotions
00:30:19The English way
00:30:21Stiff upper lip
00:30:22No no he's just done a whole thing about mental health
00:30:26And saying people shouldn't be controlling them
00:30:28Never show your emotions in public
00:30:29Well yes you can now under Prince Harry
00:30:32In 2019 there was a right royal scandal brewing
00:30:36Tonight for the first time Prince Andrew speaks out
00:30:40I can't believe he's doing this he must be mad
00:30:43One of Epstein's accusers Virginia Roberts
00:30:45Yeah
00:30:46Has made allegations against you
00:30:48Oh his head stopped nodding when he heard that name didn't it
00:30:51She says she dined with you
00:30:52Danced with you
00:30:53At Tramp nightclub in London
00:30:55She went on to have sex with you
00:30:58His face is just set
00:30:59Yeah he is
00:31:00I have no recollection of ever meeting this lady
00:31:03Oh
00:31:04Fuck he's took the Fifth Amendment
00:31:06Yeah I have no recollection
00:31:07He's not saying it didn't happen
00:31:09He's saying he can't remember it
00:31:11And I'd taken Beatrice to
00:31:14A pizza express
00:31:15In Woking
00:31:17The 10th of March
00:31:18Oh yeah
00:31:20That's the day where it's a pizza
00:31:22Fancy dragging in Beatrice on it and all
00:31:24She was very specific about that night
00:31:27She described dancing with you
00:31:29And you profusely sweating
00:31:33Like a pig
00:31:34She said it smelled of meat feast
00:31:39You had a slice of pizza in your pocket
00:31:44She said a dough ball rolled out of your pocket
00:31:48And in September 2022
00:31:5037 million of us gathered around the telly
00:31:53To say farewell to Her Majesty the Queen
00:31:57This is how I want my funeral to be
00:31:59I thought you wanted no funeral
00:32:01No I want the whole of London to come to stand still
00:32:04I think you'll be lucky if you get three people
00:32:10Look at that
00:32:11It's a good turnout isn't it
00:32:12These people have been in there since half past eight this morning
00:32:16I know
00:32:18What if you wanted to go to toilet
00:32:19Where would you go?
00:32:20I think there is a toilet I think
00:32:21The instruments of state
00:32:24Which were received by the Queen at the coronation
00:32:29Are received back by the Dean of Windsor
00:32:32This is very symbolic isn't it
00:32:33And finally the Imperial State Crown
00:32:37I'm taking it all
00:32:39I don't know why that's really upsetting me
00:32:41Aww
00:32:42You always think though that's a crown for a woman don't you?
00:32:46It's non-binary
00:32:48It's neutral is it?
00:32:50Yeah
00:32:50This is the problem we don't have a role model now
00:32:55There's nobody
00:32:58Of that stature in our public life
00:33:00That we can admire
00:33:01What about King Charles Mary?
00:33:04Yes
00:33:04A female role model I was thinking of
00:33:09A female role model?
00:33:11Yes
00:33:11We need a female role model
00:33:12I mean
00:33:14Who else is there?
00:33:17No one
00:33:18I mean she's incomparable
00:33:21Incomparable
00:33:23But we had 96 years
00:33:26What about Mary Berry?
00:33:27Oh Giles
00:33:37In Hull
00:33:38Have you got out to eat Jenny?
00:33:40Yes
00:33:40Have a look in the fridge
00:33:42Crisps?
00:33:43Yeah yeah
00:33:43I've got some crisps
00:33:45Oh
00:33:45Best friends Jenny and Lee
00:33:51You can't eat that
00:33:52What?
00:33:53Oh my god it's my face pack
00:33:55Oh
00:33:56You silly
00:33:58Get what?
00:33:59It's
00:34:00Oh I'm covered in it
00:34:01It's a face pack
00:34:05It's me
00:34:05Look at the lid
00:34:10It's a face mask
00:34:11I just put it in there to keep cold
00:34:16In Liverpool
00:34:18Wait a minute
00:34:18Ah
00:34:19Eat over the plate
00:34:21Well don't do it yet to the fee
00:34:24Leon and June
00:34:28Look at the
00:34:29No
00:34:33Oh get up
00:34:35Ow
00:34:37Stop it
00:34:40That's ridiculous
00:34:41As a nation of telewatchers
00:34:44We love nothing more than settling down for a good old drama
00:34:48Love pole dark
00:34:49It's really good
00:34:50Do you like him June?
00:34:52Oh yes I like him Leon
00:34:57This is better than Downton
00:34:59Really?
00:34:59Yeah
00:34:59Dermalza
00:35:00What are you wearing?
00:35:03Uh oh
00:35:05I found it sir
00:35:07In one of the chests in the library
00:35:09You dared to go rifling through those things?
00:35:11I'm sorry sir
00:35:12You never told me I shouldn't look
00:35:13Surely that was obvious
00:35:14You're employed as a maid
00:35:16I meant no arms sir
00:35:17It was just rotten away in that old box
00:35:20Take it off
00:35:20I thought maybe you might let me wear it
00:35:21Take it off now
00:35:23Take it off here
00:35:24Where in the sea
00:35:25He's going to rip it off
00:35:26He's going to rip it off
00:35:27I'd be like this
00:35:33It unfastens down the back
00:35:36It unfastens down the back?
00:35:38How did you put it on on your own then?
00:35:42He's having a rummage
00:35:47Oh I knew it was going to happen
00:35:49I think he is very good looking
00:35:51I'm not sure how good he is at acting
00:35:53But it doesn't really matter
00:35:56Um no because for Sunday evenings
00:36:00He's setting pulses racing
00:36:03Some drama's got us feeling all tense
00:36:06Do you want a cushion?
00:36:08Sure
00:36:09I don't need no damn cushion
00:36:11I'm a grown man
00:36:11I just don't like horrors
00:36:18Oh
00:36:20Holy shit she walked on
00:36:21Oh don't
00:36:22I haven't even frigging started yet
00:36:31Oh no don't say there's something in the room
00:36:36Somebody banging is it
00:36:38Something going on here
00:36:47Oh Christ what's that now
00:36:49Oh somebody hanging
00:36:53Shit
00:36:56He's floating
00:37:04I think I'm going to cry
00:37:12I don't like it
00:37:13I don't like it
00:37:14I don't like it
00:37:25Oh Jesus
00:37:27He's not coming back
00:37:28He's coming back
00:37:29Oh dear God
00:37:45Jesus Christ almighty
00:37:48I can't do it
00:37:49I'm not into that next week
00:37:50I'm not into that
00:37:53What's up
00:38:02And there was one epic series that we just couldn't get enough of
00:38:14I heard people talking about this
00:38:17Saying that they'd been waiting for years and years
00:38:21Everybody is talking about this
00:38:23You're hard pressed to find people not talking about it
00:38:25David Beckham even watches it
00:38:27How mad is that?
00:38:32Anyway
00:38:35Do you know I've never seen one
00:38:36What?
00:38:37It's amazing
00:38:38Not one
00:38:39I'm going to go now
00:38:41Where's he coming?
00:38:43His mind can go to other places
00:38:50I'm going to go somewhere else now
00:38:54What are my mate doing?
00:38:55Yeah I've just popped round to see you
00:38:58Yeah
00:38:58Nah
00:38:59Daniel's at home watching Game of Thrones
00:39:01Hang on
00:39:02I've got to go back to see you later
00:39:03I've just been round me mum's
00:39:08Later
00:39:09In a scene we never thought we would get to see
00:39:14You don't understand how long this has been waiting
00:39:19Bran came face to face with the evil Night King
00:39:26Oh my god
00:39:27So the Night King wants to kill Bran
00:39:29We don't know what the Night King wants
00:39:31What does he look like Marion?
00:39:33I'm afraid he looks very like Geoff
00:39:36But there was one drama set in a corrupt cop shop
00:39:39That kept us entertained over the years
00:39:42I cannot wait for this
00:39:43But the thing is it does take over your life
00:39:45Because you have to keep notes of who's in
00:39:48We're not having post-it notes in the kitchen again
00:39:50It's not happening
00:39:51We still haven't found H
00:39:52We'll have to find him soon
00:39:54For frigging hell
00:39:56Sorry to ruin your evening boss
00:39:59We said a call from a chiz handler
00:40:01Submitting information relevant to Vela
00:40:02They had information from a what handler?
00:40:05Did he just say from a jiz handler?
00:40:07Write down jiz handler
00:40:08Jiz handler
00:40:12Intel's greater than info 1A on the Matrix
00:40:141A on the Matrix
00:40:15I know it well
00:40:16Yeah
00:40:17We need a code book to watch this sodding series
00:40:19All right
00:40:21Operation Lighthouse
00:40:22Read the unsolved murder of Gail Vela
00:40:25On September 10th 2019
00:40:27So Gail Vela
00:40:28That's who's been murdered
00:40:32You're not having that all the way through this
00:40:34I know but by the end I'll have forgotten
00:40:37In another episode
00:40:38DI Steve Arnott was tasked with transporting a high profile witness
00:40:43Connected to the murder of Gail Vela
00:40:46Stand by
00:40:486-4 please
00:40:49Steve looks hot in that uniform
00:40:52Stop
00:40:52Don't go there
00:40:55Sit down
00:40:58Right spill the beans
00:40:59We'll vanish into witness protection
00:41:02Witness protection
00:41:03Is that a get out of jail card now?
00:41:06But he's got to grasp on the organised crime group
00:41:09Come on it's worth it
00:41:15What was that range over?
00:41:16What was that range over?
00:41:17What was that range over?
00:41:20Oh there's a car
00:41:21Oh someone's coming after them
00:41:25And in all that
00:41:26There's another one
00:41:28Shit
00:41:30For being ambushed
00:41:34Oh there we are
00:41:35Sting it
00:41:36Sting it
00:41:38Shit
00:41:41The band's gone over
00:41:43The band's gone over
00:41:45Oh
00:41:45The band's gone over
00:41:48Dropping your band
00:41:49Bang bang bang
00:41:50Fucking hell
00:41:52This is like a firefight
00:41:57Shit
00:41:57Steve he's jumping
00:41:59Hang on Steve it's me
00:42:02Steve it's me
00:42:03Steve it's me
00:42:03Is everyone okay?
00:42:08Who's that?
00:42:09There's somebody up there
00:42:09Get out
00:42:10Get out
00:42:11Get out
00:42:12Get out
00:42:13Get out
00:42:13Get out
00:42:13Get out
00:42:14Get out
00:42:14Get out
00:42:14Get out
00:42:16No
00:42:16No
00:42:17No
00:42:17This is right good
00:42:19This is really good
00:42:20This
00:42:20What got a dick
00:42:24Don't Steve
00:42:25Don't
00:42:26Steve
00:42:28Go on Steve
00:42:30Get in
00:42:31Get the sniper
00:42:34Yes
00:42:36That's my man
00:42:37That is my man
00:42:41That was
00:42:42Sency
00:42:42I can't lie
00:42:43That was hot
00:42:44That was hot
00:42:53In London
00:42:54Babes I just bought some new cycling shorts right but I'm not sure if it's a bit too much still
00:43:00They look good man how you mean
00:43:02You reckon
00:43:03Yeah come at me see you
00:43:04Marcus and his partner Misha
00:43:06What do you think?
00:43:08That's nice
00:43:08That's nice
00:43:09Turn around let's have a look here
00:43:10Where?
00:43:12Let me see
00:43:13Oh yeah yeah yeah
00:43:14Yeah?
00:43:15Yeah turn back around let me see
00:43:17Yeah
00:43:18Yeah that's nice
00:43:19You reckon I drive the old girls crazy in me?
00:43:24In March 2020 it was a new threat on a global scale that would dominate the news headlines
00:43:30A British man who was quarantined on the Diamond Princess cruise ship in Japan has died from coronavirus
00:43:36And they're saying there's nothing to worry about
00:43:38Well there is by looking at that
00:43:39They've ran out of hand sanitiser in the shops you know
00:43:42So I've stocked up
00:43:43I've just ordered some on eBay
00:43:44I couldn't get any anywhere
00:43:46I'm going to start wearing a mask as well
00:43:48I'm getting a mask for when I go to New York on that aeroplane and a body bag
00:43:52Just two weeks later on the 23rd of March
00:43:56It was clear that the situation was critical as the PM addressed the nation
00:44:01The time has now come for us all to do more
00:44:05Oh here we go
00:44:07You must stay at home
00:44:09Why the fuck didn't he say this in this manner last week?
00:44:13Stay at home, protect our NHS and save lives
00:44:17He's working his way through the alphabet of shit though isn't it?
00:44:21B for Brexit, C for Corona
00:44:23Yes yeah
00:44:23God knows what D's going to be
00:44:25Doomsday
00:44:25Yeah
00:44:26Now on BBC One in a change to the Saturday evening schedule
00:44:29In October 2020 after seeing some of the restrictions lifted
00:44:34There was a familiar sense of dread as the PM took to the plinth again
00:44:39Oh here they come look
00:44:41Fanboy free
00:44:42Good evening
00:44:43It's not a good evening is it because you're on the telly
00:44:46And you're late
00:44:47We all know that bloody lockdown's coming so just hit us with it Boris
00:44:50From Thursday until the start of December
00:44:54December
00:44:55You must stay at home
00:44:57Oh god so this is it then
00:44:58England lockdown part two
00:45:00You may only leave home for specific reasons
00:45:03What is it?
00:45:03Shh
00:45:03Including for education
00:45:05That's literally all the parents gone from
00:45:10For work let's say if you cannot work from home
00:45:14Oh not again
00:45:14Oh don't do this again
00:45:15Oh god
00:45:16Oh he's back on if you can't work from home
00:45:18Work from work unless you can work from home
00:45:21He's back on it
00:45:21Go to work if you can go to work
00:45:23But it's not safe to go to work
00:45:24Don't go to work unless you really have to go to work
00:45:26But if you really have to go to work
00:45:27Go to work
00:45:28Unless you have to
00:45:29Don't go on public transport
00:45:30Unless you need to go on public transport
00:45:32Try and avoid public transport
00:45:33But you can still use it
00:45:34But it'll still be there to use
00:45:35If you need to go to work
00:45:36But at all costs
00:45:36Try and stay at home
00:45:37Unless you really need to go to work
00:45:38Non-essential shops
00:45:40Leisure
00:45:40And entertainment venues
00:45:42Will all be closed
00:45:43You alright?
00:45:45It's just sad in it
00:45:46Because it's just
00:45:49It's just shit for everybody
00:45:51Yeah it's fucking horrible
00:45:52It's going to just get even worse
00:45:54And more people are going to lose their jobs
00:45:56And things like that
00:45:57It's just awful
00:45:58Don't go upset, kid
00:46:01Don't, she'll set me off
00:46:03But in February 2021
00:46:05Came the news we'd all been waiting for
00:46:08We are standing by
00:46:09For the Prime Minister's news conference
00:46:11From Downing Street
00:46:12Which will start in just a few minutes' time
00:46:15Oh God, I feel really nervous
00:46:16Like, isn't my time off
00:46:18Going to come to an end?
00:46:20Yes, it is
00:46:21I can confirm that two weeks from today
00:46:24Monday the 8th of March
00:46:25We will begin
00:46:27Step one
00:46:28Oi
00:46:30Step one?
00:46:31What's step one?
00:46:31Schools and colleges across England
00:46:33Will reopen
00:46:34Yeah!
00:46:37Thank God for that
00:46:38Because it's driving me mad
00:46:40Trying to teach them kids
00:46:41On March the 8th
00:46:42You'll be able to have a coffee
00:46:44On a bench
00:46:45Or a picnic
00:46:45In a park
00:46:46With one person
00:46:48Outside your household
00:46:49Coffee on a bench
00:46:52Might have a coffee on a bench
00:46:53On the 8th then
00:46:54Do you know what?
00:46:55I feel all of a sudden
00:46:56I feel all patriotic
00:46:57Like, we got through it
00:47:00We did it
00:47:01Yes, we got the highest deaths
00:47:03In Europe
00:47:04But we did it
00:47:06Ellie
00:47:08Put the Prosecco down
00:47:10The world's reopening
00:47:11And we need a summer body
00:47:15Do you want to come out?
00:47:16I've got five weeks to lose
00:47:17How much?
00:47:18Joking
00:47:19I've got five weeks to lose
00:47:21Four stones worth of lockdown
00:47:23Yep
00:47:26In Manchester
00:47:27Do you hear what's this
00:47:28You're putting on him here now?
00:47:29It's an anxiety wrap
00:47:30For the fireworks
00:47:31Just calm him down a bit
00:47:32Yeah
00:47:32Say he's still
00:47:33We put his jacket on you
00:47:34This is so you don't get scared
00:47:36For bonfire night, darling
00:47:37The Malones
00:47:39Dave
00:47:41Right
00:47:45Oh, oh
00:47:48Jesus, I felt that
00:47:50Oh, you're not bad, Dave
00:47:55In Brighton
00:47:57Well, that was very successful
00:47:59For our first little walk out
00:48:01She loved it
00:48:02It started raining
00:48:04And I put the little hood up
00:48:05She looks so happy
00:48:08Stephen
00:48:09And his husband, Daniel
00:48:11We had a little promenade
00:48:13Did you bump into anyone?
00:48:15Yeah, everyone was stopping me
00:48:16Going, oh
00:48:17What's happened?
00:48:19I said, oh
00:48:19She's just getting a bit old
00:48:21And she's got
00:48:22A backache
00:48:23At the moment
00:48:24So we're pushing her everywhere
00:48:27Princess
00:48:27You love it, don't you?
00:48:29Did you like your ride?
00:48:31Did you like it?
00:48:32It's coming along
00:48:33Over the people with buggies
00:48:35Like proper mummies
00:48:36With babies in theirs
00:48:37And I was going
00:48:38Hi, are you alright?
00:48:39How old's yours?
00:48:40I was like
00:48:41Thirteen
00:48:44Over the years
00:48:45We've been entertained
00:48:46By lots of animals
00:48:48Great and small
00:48:49And in 2014
00:48:50We were all on the edge
00:48:52Of our seats
00:48:52For the Grand National
00:48:55Yeah
00:48:56Yeah
00:48:57Did you do the bat?
00:48:59Yep
00:48:59They're coming forward
00:49:02No
00:49:03No
00:49:04No
00:49:04You won't move
00:49:05Number 15
00:49:05Well, I ain't got him
00:49:06Oh, no
00:49:07Oh, no
00:49:08Oh, 15
00:49:09You've got that
00:49:09Smiles won't even go
00:49:11Battle group being led forward
00:49:12Oh, and that
00:49:14You haven't picked the one
00:49:15One guard
00:49:15Belly going backwards
00:49:17Oh, how embarrassing
00:49:19Battle group has refused to raise goal
00:49:21And way was very slow
00:49:22Here they go
00:49:23And one of the greys
00:49:25Rose of the moon
00:49:25Was further out
00:49:26Is across the bay
00:49:28And the package
00:49:28Is handed
00:49:29Across the bay
00:49:30As they come over
00:49:31Fortynevon
00:49:32And the light blue
00:49:33Of across the bay
00:49:34Come on across the bay
00:49:38Across the bay
00:49:40Is left well clear
00:49:41Come on across the bay
00:49:43Ride that horse, bro
00:49:45Come on across the bay
00:49:50Don't let him catch up on you
00:49:52It's a couple of loose horses
00:49:53Running across the pack
00:49:54Don't let him jump you
00:49:55On the bay
00:49:56Don't let him take you
00:49:57Across the bay
00:49:58Leads the way
00:49:59Across the bay
00:50:00Across the bay
00:50:01Shut up
00:50:01Come on across the bay
00:50:04Brrraps
00:50:05Right that
00:50:05Right that
00:50:06Right that
00:50:07Look, look, look
00:50:07They are followed by Rocky Creek
00:50:09The package round the inside
00:50:11Look, look, look
00:50:11He's just came across
00:50:12He's just came across
00:50:13The winner
00:50:14Of double seven
00:50:15And wayward prince
00:50:16Across the bay
00:50:17Has been carried
00:50:18Where are you going
00:50:19Across the bay
00:50:19Jesus
00:50:20Where is he going
00:50:21He's gone
00:50:22He's gone
00:50:22What's he done
00:50:25What's he done
00:50:27We've also been on a trip
00:50:29To the other side
00:50:29Of the world
00:50:30This region
00:50:31Is home to one of the most
00:50:33Remote communities
00:50:34In Australia
00:50:35Hasn't your sister been
00:50:36In Australia
00:50:36She's there now
00:50:37She's in like New Zealand
00:50:39It's the same thing
00:50:40No it's not
00:50:41Well it's in Australia
00:50:42Is it?
00:50:43I didn't know that
00:50:44And they have discovered
00:50:46An extraordinary web of life
00:50:49Extraordinary web of life
00:50:51Please don't be spiders
00:50:52They've helped scientists
00:50:54Identify an astonishing
00:50:5546 new spiders
00:50:58Oh no, see
00:51:00Now, no, no, no, no
00:51:02Now I'm getting panicked
00:51:03I was looking at it fine
00:51:04Before now
00:51:05I'm getting panicked
00:51:05Louie, you've got arachnophobia
00:51:06I know
00:51:08Including one
00:51:09Tarantula
00:51:11Oh
00:51:12That's huge
00:51:13It's actually
00:51:14Making me tear off
00:51:16Almost every metre
00:51:18Of this floodplain
00:51:19Has a spider burrow
00:51:21Oh, there's fucking
00:51:22Loads of them
00:51:22So many legs
00:51:24So many legs
00:51:26Oh, there's one there
00:51:27Oh, look
00:51:27It's right near me
00:51:30Oh
00:51:31Fucking hell
00:51:32She injects toxic venom
00:51:34Oh
00:51:35Oh
00:51:36You heard it crunchy
00:51:37That's you, that
00:51:38Eating a bag of crisps
00:51:39Have you just seen
00:51:40How it's pierced its skull
00:51:41Dealing the unfortunate victim
00:51:43A final
00:51:45Paralysing blow
00:51:46I don't want to be watching
00:51:47A paralysing blow
00:51:48On a Saturday night
00:51:49It's not the kind of
00:51:50Paralysing blow
00:51:51I would like
00:51:51On a Saturday night
00:51:53To be honest
00:51:54But there's one TV legend
00:51:57Who's shown us
00:51:58More than anyone else
00:51:59Here
00:52:00In her natural habitat
00:52:02Is the web
00:52:04Patricia
00:52:05She likes to drink coffee
00:52:08Smokes cigarettes
00:52:09And farts
00:52:13Marine iguanas
00:52:15Lay their eggs in sand
00:52:18In June
00:52:20When the hatchlings emerge
00:52:21They're vulnerable
00:52:27They must join the adults
00:52:29At the edge of the sea
00:52:30But the journey
00:52:31Will be a dangerous one
00:52:33Well, why don't they just lay
00:52:34The bloody eggs
00:52:35Near the sea
00:52:39Oh, a snake
00:52:40Look at that snake coming
00:52:42Oh, God
00:52:42Look at that
00:52:45Racer snakes
00:52:47Oh, shit
00:52:48He's done for
00:52:51Bloody hell
00:52:52Look at the size of the peggers
00:52:56Oh, I don't like this
00:52:58On flat ground
00:52:59A baby iguana
00:53:01Can outrun
00:53:02A racer snake
00:53:04But others
00:53:05Are waiting in ambush
00:53:08Oh, my God
00:53:11Oh
00:53:15Oh, isn't it wicked
00:53:20Oh, he's gone
00:53:21Oh, he's gone
00:53:23Oh, he slipped too
00:53:30Oh, my words
00:53:31Go, go, go
00:53:36Oh, my God
00:53:37I've encountered
00:53:38I've encountered
00:53:39After encountered
00:53:45A near miraculous escape
00:53:47Whoa
00:53:49That was close
00:53:51That's a lucky lizard
00:53:53All that to survive
00:53:54And there's his mother
00:53:55You managed it then
00:53:56You got her home
00:53:57Yeah
00:53:58What took you so long
00:53:59You lit for your teeth
00:54:09In Clacton
00:54:11Oh
00:54:12Oh
00:54:14Oh
00:54:17Oh
00:54:20Linda
00:54:21And her husband
00:54:22Pete
00:54:2319
00:54:2520
00:54:2721
00:54:2820
00:54:29Pete
00:54:31Pete
00:54:32Hello
00:54:32Put the kettle on
00:54:37Have we got any cake?
00:54:40In County Durham
00:54:41It's quite a big collar that actually, isn't it?
00:54:44Believe me, my mum, she got us into it
00:54:46It's got a few
00:54:48The Muffits
00:54:49It's just a jumper
00:54:50With a collar attached
00:54:52So it's like a shirt jumper combo
00:54:54Shumper for short
00:54:55Saves on washing and ironing
00:54:58I'll get them, I'll buy them them
00:55:00You won't get us them
00:55:01Oh, I love stuff like that
00:55:02I even got Kirsty to buy them one for Christmas
00:55:05What did you say, Rick?
00:55:06Can you buy them?
00:55:06Just get him a shumper
00:55:08I said he likes shumpers
00:55:10Over the last ten years
00:55:11We've watched a lot of news
00:55:13And lived through some major changes
00:55:15June, hurry up
00:55:17The news is on
00:55:18Okay
00:55:18I don't need a cracker yet
00:55:21You're not getting a cracker yet
00:55:23I know
00:55:23Back in 2013
00:55:25We lost a global icon
00:55:28Mandela's dead
00:55:29What are you talking about?
00:55:31He's tweeted on my page
00:55:33No
00:55:34Really?
00:55:35He's gone now
00:55:37Mandela's dead
00:55:38Mandela's dead
00:55:39Fellow South Africans
00:55:41Our beloved
00:55:44Nelson
00:55:44Kholila
00:55:45Mandela
00:55:46The founding president
00:55:48Of our democratic nation
00:55:51Has departed
00:55:53Oh my God
00:55:54Oh my God
00:55:54His history just happened
00:55:55There are many people who feel
00:55:57That it is useless
00:55:58What a loss
00:56:00Huge loss
00:56:01We've watched a businessman
00:56:03Take the world's top job in 2016
00:56:07Donald Trump won the race
00:56:09To become the next president
00:56:11Of the United States
00:56:12I cannot believe it
00:56:14Two million people
00:56:16Criminal aliens
00:56:18Day one
00:56:19My first hour in office
00:56:21Those people are gone
00:56:23I thought it was a Clinton dead cert
00:56:25Because I thought
00:56:27That America couldn't possibly
00:56:29Have enough stupid people in it
00:56:32Donald Trump has been cleared
00:56:33Oh I thought he was going to say killed him
00:56:35Of any collusion with Russia
00:56:37Over his election as president
00:56:39In 2016
00:56:40No
00:56:42The Donald comes up
00:56:44Smelling of roses
00:56:45What a surprise
00:56:47There was no collusion with the Russians
00:56:50No collusion
00:56:51No collusion
00:56:52No collusion
00:56:52There's no collusion
00:56:53No collusion
00:56:54Every time you open your mouth
00:56:56I'm going to say it
00:56:56No
00:56:57Like this
00:56:59Your mouth has to be small
00:57:00As you say it
00:57:02No collusion
00:57:03We've seen some momentous moments
00:57:06For our country
00:57:07After decades of campaigning
00:57:09History was made early this morning
00:57:10As the first same-sex couples
00:57:12Were married in England and Wales
00:57:14That's great
00:57:16Yes
00:57:16Isn't it
00:57:17That's really good
00:57:18We've moved into the 21st century
00:57:20At last
00:57:20I'm delighted
00:57:21Yes I'm delighted
00:57:24I probably sound like I'm a lesbian
00:57:26And like I'm so for it
00:57:28I'm
00:57:29I'm just not against it
00:57:32I just don't understand my people
00:57:33All against it
00:57:35Thank God you've been brought up in a society Amy
00:57:36Where it's accepted
00:57:38Years ago
00:57:40Being gay wasn't accepted
00:57:42People didn't accept it
00:57:44But I don't understand why they don't accept it
00:57:46I agree with you
00:57:47It's just like they don't accept
00:57:48Like it's just ridiculous why they don't accept it
00:57:50I just don't understand it
00:57:53And there was a lot of stuff
00:57:54That just got us all talking
00:57:56Now take a look at this dress
00:57:59If you haven't seen it already today
00:58:00Is it black and blue
00:58:01Or is it white and gold
00:58:03This has been massive on Twitter
00:58:04Why is it on the news?
00:58:06Because it's impacted the world
00:58:07It hasn't impacted my life at all
00:58:09The BBC has refused to say
00:58:12Whether it will take any further action
00:58:13Over the Top Gear presenter
00:58:15Jeremy Clarkson
00:58:16After footage emerged of him
00:58:18Allegedly murmuring a racist word
00:58:20Jeremy Clarkson's just a twat
00:58:22What did he say?
00:58:23Apparently he said the N word
00:58:25If you listen very carefully
00:58:27With the sound turned right up
00:58:28It did appear
00:58:29That I'd actually used the word
00:58:32I was trying to obscure
00:58:34I was mortified by this
00:58:36Horrified
00:58:37It is a word I loathe
00:58:39He thinks he's above the law
00:58:42This guy
00:58:42He really does
00:58:43He's an ignorant
00:58:45Arrogant lout
00:58:47I would not accept his apology
00:58:49He should be dismissed
00:58:50Could this be another example
00:58:52Of a Russian being poisoned
00:58:54On UK soil
00:58:57What ever's the matter
00:58:58With the world?
00:59:00The Russians
00:59:00They love the poisoning
00:59:01Don't they?
00:59:03The BBC understands
00:59:05That a man in hospital tonight
00:59:06Sergei Skripal
00:59:07A Russian convicted in Moscow
00:59:09For spying for Britain
00:59:10And now living in the UK
00:59:11Is in a critical condition
00:59:13It must be offered to be a spy
00:59:16And know that you've got to be
00:59:18Looking over your shoulder
00:59:19All the time
00:59:19Yeah
00:59:20And here we are
00:59:22In this lovely little place
00:59:23All content
00:59:24Yeah
00:59:24No worries
00:59:25We are lucky
00:59:26Aren't we lucky?
00:59:27I'm glad I'm not a spy
00:59:29No, not me
00:59:32In Blackpool
00:59:33Yippee
00:59:34You've walked 5,000 steps
00:59:35And made it look breezy
00:59:37Yes, I have
00:59:38What are you on?
00:59:39Pete and his little sister Sophie
00:59:42I've done seven minutes
00:59:43Of exercise today already
00:59:44Don't even know I've done it
00:59:46Make it look easy
00:59:51And it was at seven minutes past midnight
00:59:53What was that all about?
00:59:56Eugh
00:59:57I actually
00:59:58I don't know what that is
01:00:02That is disgusting
01:00:09That is disgusting
01:00:12You are red as well
01:00:12It was shorter than that
01:00:14You are red as well
01:00:16Well it can't have been that
01:00:17Because it had only been three minutes
01:00:22How embarrassing
01:00:24From time to time
01:00:25There was some telly
01:00:26That made us want to nod off
01:00:28I want to show you
01:00:28An amazing tool I've been lent
01:00:30Look at this
01:00:32It's a screwdriver
01:00:34With a sleeve on it
01:00:35And when you slide the sleeve along
01:00:37The end of the screwdriver becomes slightly smaller
01:00:40Can you believe they're actually zooming in on a screwdriver?
01:00:44That's like the action shot, innit?
01:00:49I don't like it when people are working on stuff
01:00:52And they breathe like funny like
01:00:59So having tightened that
01:01:01If I retract the sleeve
01:01:03The screwdriver comes out
01:01:04That is absolutely fabulous
01:01:05How long is it on for?
01:01:07Oh, I don't know
01:01:09I'll be asleep by the end of it
01:01:11Just wake me up
01:01:12And tell me how he did
01:01:14Look
01:01:15Tiny little screw
01:01:17Is he being held there against his will?
01:01:20Oh, I don't know
01:01:21The screw is a remarkable thing, actually, isn't it?
01:01:22Should we think about screws for a minute?
01:01:24It's just said
01:01:25The screws are a remarkable thing, really
01:01:27Fucking hell
01:01:28Hey, there are only little other screws, aren't they?
01:01:30Oh, don't start
01:01:31You're trying to enjoy it now, are you?
01:01:32No, no
01:01:33I'm just saying
01:01:33You are, aren't you?
01:01:34No
01:01:34You are, aren't you?
01:01:36At the end of the show, I'll be like
01:01:38Like, fucking gone
01:01:45Some programmes introduced us to nap-inducing hobbies
01:01:48Oh, look at this
01:01:51Oh, heaven
01:01:52What is this?
01:01:55Making things with your hands
01:01:56That's actually quite nice, doing it with your finger
01:02:00It's an urge
01:02:01It's an urge as old as time
01:02:02Oh, my God
01:02:04How boring this is going to be so boring
01:02:06Oh, no
01:02:07Knitting, crocheting
01:02:09So you've all got a little hook
01:02:11There's your hook
01:02:12And you see it's got a little hook on the end
01:02:14I'm going to put the hook in
01:02:15And I'm scooping it
01:02:17I know this seems so boring
01:02:19But I live for this
01:02:35You can hear a pin drop
01:02:44How is this a show?
01:02:52I just had a failure actually
01:02:54Because I got a hold of it
01:02:55And it all pulled out
01:02:56Daddy, shh
01:02:58Oh, look at that day
01:03:17One show even set out to teach us how to get a good night's sleep
01:03:21Are your devices keeping you up at night?
01:03:24Yes
01:03:24My devices are keeping me up over night time
01:03:27In this episode
01:03:28We'll take a look at what happens to our minds and bodies
01:03:31When we just can't quit our devices
01:03:33I scroll until I can't keep my eyes open anymore
01:03:36And then I turn my phone off
01:03:38I can get to sleep easy at night
01:03:40As long as I know there's nothing sweet in the fridge
01:03:44If I know there's half a trifle left
01:03:46That'll bug me
01:03:48Until I think I'm just going to have to get up
01:03:49And have a couple of spoonfuls of it
01:03:51Let's begin the exercise
01:03:54By lying flat
01:03:55Or at a comfortable recline
01:03:58Oh, hang on
01:03:59We're here
01:03:59You're comfortable like that, baby?
01:04:01Oh, grand
01:04:02I would be even more comfortable if you stopped talking
01:04:05Relaxing
01:04:05And sinking down
01:04:07That's it
01:04:10Are you comfy?
01:04:11Oh, you don't need this, Jenny
01:04:13You'll fall asleep anyway
01:04:15No, but I might get sleep quicker
01:04:16We're going to begin the exercise
01:04:18With a little breathing routine
01:04:21All right
01:04:22I can breathe
01:04:23I normally just do in, out
01:04:26In and out
01:04:27So, are you ready?
01:04:29Ready
01:04:30Breathing in for four
01:04:32Breathe in
01:04:34Two
01:04:35Three
01:04:36Four
01:04:38I can only breathe in for two
01:04:40Now breathing out for six
01:04:42Two
01:04:43Three
01:04:44Four
01:04:45Four
01:04:47I'm relaxing
01:04:48I'm relaxing
01:04:50Again, just one deep breath in
01:04:53Shoo
01:04:54Are we going to sleep when you're sneezing?
01:04:57Shoo
01:04:57Slowly
01:05:00Begin to count backwards
01:05:02Uh-huh
01:05:03From a thousand
01:05:04What?
01:05:05To zero
01:05:06Huh?
01:05:06Oh, fuck that
01:05:07I'm not counting back from a thousand
01:05:09I'm tired
01:05:10Not trying to fall asleep
01:05:13Not trying to fall asleep?
01:05:14I thought that's what we were trying to do
01:05:16I know
01:05:16Both the body and the mind
01:05:19Are getting all the rest that they need
01:05:33I suppose if you had a tape like that
01:05:36That you could just, somebody was just talking
01:05:38You'd be that bored
01:05:39You'd go to sleep, wouldn't you?
01:05:40That's what I think it is
01:05:42You'd just go
01:05:42Please shut up
01:05:44Let me go to sleep
01:05:45I know
01:05:49Dom, could you please have some coffee?
01:05:51Oh
01:05:53Oh
01:05:54Oh
01:05:55Oh, they're all fucking broke
01:05:59Oh, shit
01:06:01Oh, shit
01:06:04We broke in the chair
01:06:07We broke in the seriously expensive chair
01:06:11Fuck for seriously
01:06:13Oh, my God
01:06:17Right, come on
01:06:19Oh
01:06:19Oh, for fuck's sake
01:06:23Oh, no
01:06:24Fuck off
01:06:26I'm busy repairing the sofa
01:06:31You've got to keep an eye on Screech
01:06:34Why?
01:06:36Shhh, shhh, shhh
01:06:37Growing up
01:06:41Shhh
01:06:42Salutation, believe you
01:07:09All the rights and wrongs of couppledom
01:07:12To misquote Beyonce
01:07:13If you put a ring on it
01:07:14Then you might quite like it
01:07:15Married at First Sight Australia
01:07:16Stream the series so far on all four
01:07:18Now, something fresh and new next Sunday night
01:07:21From the makers of Traitors
01:07:22Greg James brings us Rise and Fall
01:07:24From Nine
01:07:25More on that in a sec
01:07:26Up next
01:07:27Up next
01:07:27The film that made Hugh Grant famous for weddings and a funeral
01:07:34In
01:07:34Does that leave the film not even look like her?
01:07:35I did heavy
01:07:36Sin
01:07:36I did many
01:07:36In a sec