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00:00I don't watch the television during the day.
00:02I mean, it's so ridiculous that I sit at home.
00:06You're such a liar.
00:07She found you the other day watching on BBC4
00:10the live coverage of the general election from 1953.
00:15I did. That they were replaying in black and white.
00:17Two hours.
00:18That is so weird.
00:19I know.
00:19You watched an entire election for two hours.
00:22I did. It was 1959.
00:25That doesn't make it any better.
00:26And do you know who else watched it?
00:27Well, yeah.
00:28Neil.
00:30Your friend, Neil.
00:31Your one friend, Neil.
00:32Sent me an email and said,
00:33I've just watched this amazing programme.
00:35And I went back to him and said, so have I.
00:39It is a perfect world.
00:42It is a perfect world.
00:45Oh, God help us.
00:49Mind your own business, you're Perth.
00:51Oh, man.
00:54What's that?
00:56Shut up.
00:57Creep.
00:59Oh, terrifying.
01:02Oh, oh, oh.
01:04It's an ambush still, though.
01:06It's Mingus.
01:07Get in there.
01:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14Oh, my God.
01:17I can see you can breathe fire and can see Lucky Bob.
01:20Oh.
01:20Watch Emperor.
01:22I can't believe this time has come round already.
01:23I know.
01:24How close are we to disaster?
01:27In the week they released the trailer for the last ever Star Wars movie,
01:31we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:34Mike Bushell was put through his paces on BBC One.
01:38And squad judges are going to be looking for correct bounce,
01:42for hit action, for correct footwork.
01:46Oh, you know what I quite like about this guy?
01:49He's got a little bit of a tub.
01:50Makes him very approachable and friendly.
01:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54So that's all right for me to grow a beer gut then?
01:56No, it isn't.
01:57But I like watching one here.
01:58Oh, no, don't be mean.
02:00He's got a little beer gut.
02:01He doesn't need to grow any bigger.
02:02I think it's cute.
02:04On ITV, Bradley Walsh was once again poised with questions.
02:08Have you written any novels since the last time he was on the show?
02:10I can't remember when I was last on the show.
02:12Oh, and Whittacombe.
02:14Two years ago.
02:15Two years ago, then the answer's no.
02:17Look at her, please.
02:19Didn't they call her Doris Karloff?
02:21I don't know.
02:23And Sky Movies showed us a terrifying slasher movie classic.
02:29Oh, shit, I'm scared.
02:31I can't have help, but the phone keeps ringing.
02:33Why would you have a pumpkin by the bed?
02:35Oh, I can't keep you interested in it.
02:37Just answer the damn phone.
02:38I thought that was what the scary thing was.
02:41What, you thought that that was the killer?
02:43Yeah, I thought that was the scary person.
02:45And I thought, well, they haven't noticed it yet.
02:48And are they going to turn round after they've had a bit of rumpy-pumpy
02:52and go, ah, when they see that face?
02:55No, I think they've put it there.
02:56OK, sorry, can we just throw out as well?
02:58Please never, ever refer to it as rumpy-pumpy.
03:01OK.
03:08Enough London.
03:10Stinky, come here.
03:11Come on, jump up.
03:12Lie down, sit with me.
03:13I'm calm.
03:14Sit with your cousin.
03:15Oh, look at these little cousins.
03:17Oh, you love your little cousin, don't you?
03:19Well, your breath is disgusting.
03:22Nick and his niece live.
03:24Look, he's calm when he's with me.
03:26Stroke him slowly, it calms them down.
03:28He's calm when he's with me.
03:29Stroke him calmly.
03:30I've got calming.
03:31Why are you stroking with your back of your hand like that?
03:33Because I don't want a furry hand.
03:35That's weird.
03:36Who strokes a dog like that?
03:38Back of your hand?
03:40I just feel like...
03:41I've never strokes a dog with a back of my hand.
03:43Ooh, it's horrible, it's the wrong way.
03:45It's like the Queen waves that way.
03:46It's like the Queen like that.
03:48That's how the Queen strokes a dog.
03:54In Chelmsford...
03:55My ears are too small.
03:56I mean, I've got small ears.
03:57You've got tiny ears.
03:59You're told you've got, like, little John Regis ears.
04:01Denise and her boyfriend, Eddie.
04:04Someone said it to me the other day.
04:05I actually went, can you hear me?
04:07It looks like they've shrunk in the wash.
04:09Weird, isn't it?
04:10Like the tiny...
04:10Can you hear me?
04:13Stuart Little.
04:14Is that why you never answer me when I speak to you?
04:17No, it's because you get on my nerves.
04:19On Saturday night, ITV treated us to a special edition of this.
04:25Oh, The Chase.
04:27I love The Chase.
04:28You like The Chase.
04:30You say like it, though.
04:31I mean, I've watched it twice, I think, in the last ten years.
04:38You'd be no good on this.
04:40Oh, I suppose you'd be...
04:42Well, you don't even know what you're talking about.
04:43Well, you'd be really good at this, wouldn't you?
04:44Yeah, well... No, you wouldn't.
04:46Well, all right, then. We'll see, won't we?
04:47Thank you so much.
04:49Hello, everyone, welcome to...
04:51Jack.
04:52Can a team of four celebrities beat one of Britain's finest quiz brains
04:54and take home thousands of pounds for charity?
04:56I always call Bradley Walsh Bradley Cooper.
05:00I always get them confused.
05:02Quite different.
05:03Do you watch The Chase with Bradley Cooper?
05:05Please welcome Jimmy Carr, Sam Nixon, Mark Rhodes,
05:08and first up, its former MP and novelist, Anne Whittacombe.
05:12Oh.
05:13Would you rather be chained to a naked Anne Whittacombe for a week
05:18or be high-fived in the face by a bear?
05:22Well, the bear's got, like, big claws.
05:25What was your other?
05:26Well, I think just chained to a naked Anne Whittacombe.
05:29Time to bring on the chaser.
05:31Who's she got?
05:34Who's this?
05:36I know what you're going to say.
05:37I can't think about her.
05:39I know.
05:39I think this might be the vixen.
05:41It's like gladiators.
05:42It's the Bolton Boonie for herself, everyone.
05:45It's Jenny the vixen liar.
05:47Look at her.
05:48She's a cheeky little monkey, isn't she?
05:50Cheeky little vixen.
05:51Anne Whittacombe for £6,000.
05:52The chase is on.
05:55Come on, Anne.
05:56That's how clever you really are.
05:59Who said ye are a factious crew and enemies to all good government?
06:06Oh, it's a political question.
06:07She's got to know that.
06:08If she didn't know it, she's betrayed herself.
06:101653.
06:11They'll give you some options, don't worry.
06:12A, Oliver Cromwell.
06:14B, Thomas Fairfax.
06:15C, John Pym.
06:17A, Cromwell.
06:18I was really good at history in school.
06:19Were you?
06:19So that means it was a Stuart, so Oliver Cromwell was alive
06:22and then Thomas Fairfax was alive, I think.
06:24So it could be either A or B?
06:26She knows it.
06:27They both knew it.
06:28Straight away she knew it.
06:30She knew that.
06:30You've put Oliver Cromwell.
06:33Yes, Anne.
06:34So she's gone for Oliver Cromwell.
06:35Correct answer is Oliver Cromwell.
06:37She's saying it before him.
06:39All right, lad, leave it.
06:40Yeah, she got it right.
06:43Well done.
06:44Chase is good.
06:45Oliver Cromwell.
06:46She's doing it again.
06:48That's the way she keeps pre-empting him.
06:50I think Bradley got his work cut out by her, haven't you?
06:53I bet when they said she's coming on a second time, you went like, ah.
06:56Oh, shit.
06:57In 2016, which rapper became the first musician to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame?
07:03Rapper question.
07:04Is she going to know it?
07:05She's not going to know that.
07:06She ain't got no clue.
07:08Try and get these short.
07:09A, Jay-Z.
07:10B, Snoop Dogg.
07:12Or C, Diddy.
07:13J2, Snoopy Dogg or that Diddy?
07:16Dad Diddy?
07:18No, Diddy.
07:18Snoopy Dogg.
07:19Snoopy Dogg?
07:20Yeah.
07:20Do you think I read Snoopy Dogg?
07:22I think Diddy.
07:24Jay-Z.
07:25If they came into this room now, Diddy, Snoop Dogg and Jay-Z.
07:30Jay-Z.
07:31Wouldn't know the difference between any of them.
07:33Why do you not know that?
07:34You would.
07:35If you heard the tunes, you would know the difference.
07:37Orn.
07:37Diddy.
07:38P Diddy.
07:39Diddy.
07:40Diddy, David, Hamilton.
07:42The disc jockey.
07:45Snoop Dogg.
07:46She's gone for it.
07:47This was a guest.
07:47This is a guest from Anne there.
07:48She don't know they're sat last to modern for Anne.
07:51She put Snoopy Dogg.
07:52Oh, did she?
07:53To go through the sixth game, the correct answer is.
07:56Why don't you, she's right?
07:57If she gets this right, she's got six grand and she's back on the team.
08:03Oh, my God!
08:04She's only got it right!
08:06Yes!
08:07Bloody hell!
08:08Go on, Anne.
08:09In a nail-biting final few minutes, it was Anne the team versus The Chaser,
08:15with a hundred grand at stake.
08:18Oh, shit.
08:19Still here with a shout?
08:20Yeah.
08:20She's got a chance.
08:21She's only got three questions to get.
08:23It's easy.
08:2320 seconds.
08:24Your time starts again.
08:26Now, which footballer moved to Barcelona from Everton in 1986?
08:30Gary Lineker.
08:30Barcelona and Everton?
08:32Gary Lineker.
08:33Gary Lineker.
08:34No, it can't be.
08:35Gary Lineker.
08:36Gary Lineker.
08:38Pass.
08:39Start the clock.
08:40Oh, she doesn't know it!
08:41It'd be amazing if they get this.
08:43They what?
08:45Don't get it right!
08:46Come on, get it right.
08:46Could have another pushback here.
08:48Gary Lineker.
08:48We think Gary Lineker.
08:52Yes, correct.
08:53It's not Gary Lineker.
08:54Sometimes he does that, though, and goes, you're right.
08:56Gary Lineker did not go to Barcelona.
08:59From Everton.
09:01Oh, thick as shit.
09:04It's correct!
09:05No way!
09:07Yes!
09:07Yeah!
09:08Come on!
09:09No Gary Lineker for Everton.
09:11Yeah!
09:13Oh, look, she's annoyed.
09:14She is?
09:14I feel sorry for that.
09:16Poor, nice lady.
09:17Yeah, but this is £100,000 for charity.
09:19So don't feel too so far.
09:20Come on!
09:2112 seconds.
09:22Your time starts again.
09:24Now, used for painting, easels are usually made from what material?
09:27Wood.
09:28Correct.
09:29City safety is a feature of by what Swedish car company?
09:32Ikea.
09:32Volvo.
09:33Volvo.
09:34Swedish car company.
09:35Swedish.
09:36Skoda.
09:38You've got to get another one.
09:40She's out.
09:41She's lost.
09:41She's lost.
09:42She's not going to do it.
09:43She's not going to do it.
09:44She doesn't know her cars.
09:45She doesn't know her cars.
09:45Three, two.
09:47Volvo.
09:47Correct.
09:48One second.
09:48Which Food Critic was talking about?
09:51Yes.
09:52Oh.
09:53Yeah!
09:55They've won it.
09:56Yeah.
09:56100 grand.
09:58Wow.
09:59Yeah!
10:02Look at the lambs sticking the lips with everybody here.
10:04Fucking get out of there, lads.
10:06Can you imagine what they'd do to Anne if she was a chaser?
10:09Oh, she'd have a big move on, say.
10:12Yeah, tits up here.
10:14Spanx on.
10:17Ready to chase.
10:18You're getting chased.
10:22Strutting down that face.
10:23Bring on the chaser.
10:29Anne Whittacombe.
10:33In Brixton.
10:34What are you dressing up for Halloween this year?
10:37Dracula.
10:38I like a bit of Dracula.
10:39Go on, there's got to be someone more...
10:40I like Dracula.
10:41...out there than Dracula.
10:43Martin and his son Roman.
10:45I like funny Halloween costumes.
10:47Like what?
10:49Oh, what did I see?
10:50Like there's one where it makes it look like a monkey's carrying you.
10:53Oh yeah, that's really funny.
10:54Wayne's World.
10:55Yeah, really good.
10:56Those ones you can get now where it looks like someone's carrying you.
10:59Carrying you, yeah.
10:59Really funny.
11:00Wayne's World. T-Rex outfit.
11:02Yeah.
11:03That's it?
11:04Yeah.
11:05What did you wear last year?
11:08The girl.
11:10The girl's dress.
11:13You said we wouldn't talk about that.
11:15On Saturday night, a familiar sounding tune could mean only one thing on BBC One.
11:21Oh, my favourite.
11:23Yes, man.
11:25Flat out.
11:28I'm going to let the music just take you.
11:31Da-da-da-da-da-da.
11:33Da-da-da-da-da-da.
11:34The leg's going.
11:41When I had my first dance with your mother, it was very romantic.
11:45I was a bit gropey, maybe, but then, you know, it was first, almost first date we went dancing.
11:52OK.
11:53It's a zero for me.
11:54Dancing with Sandra, Mike Bushell and Katia Jones.
11:59Oh, God.
12:00Oh, bushy.
12:03I like her dress.
12:05Please never wear a dress like that.
12:08If you wear a dress like that, you are no longer my mother.
12:14I wouldn't call that a dress, in fact, what she's wearing.
12:17What would you call it, then?
12:18It's sort of strands of material.
12:22He's got the same body type as the penguin.
12:24I got a lot of rats, but I'll be weak.
12:27Why is his bum sticking out like that and his chest is so far forward?
12:34Oh, he's there.
12:35With Alfonso.
12:40Oh, that was a rude gesture, wasn't it?
12:43I told you they do the thrust in it.
12:45Ooh.
12:47Oh, Mike, for fuck's sake.
12:51Mike, being provocative.
12:53Alfonso, jump on it, jump on it.
12:56Catch up, jump on it.
12:58Come on, Mike.
12:59Just loosen up a little bit, bro.
13:01Jump on it, jump on it.
13:03Catch up, jump on it.
13:05Jump on it.
13:09Oh, I don't like that move.
13:13He's not a natural dancer, is he?
13:14No.
13:18Ooga, ooga, ooga, ooga, ooga, ooga, ooga, ooga.
13:23What's that all about?
13:24We don't know.
13:26Oh, hello.
13:27Oh, hello.
13:30The sort of reading the paper very quickly in that bit.
13:36Oh, God, stop it.
13:41That was more strictly come making the tit out of yourself
13:43than strictly come dancing.
13:45So you don't know this, but my friends would know
13:49the Martin Kemp dance.
13:51What?
13:52Because I told them how you dance.
13:54Yeah.
13:54And now if we're out, they do it.
13:56So what is it?
13:58It's...
14:00Because you can't dance.
14:02I know, I've never claimed to dance.
14:03Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
14:05Bless you that you haven't.
14:06It's one hand in the pocket.
14:09Thumb out.
14:10Thumb out.
14:12Thumb out of the pocket, right?
14:15Next bit.
14:16Peace sign.
14:17Oh, that's rubbish.
14:18Peace sign.
14:19And then it's just this.
14:23You've made that up on some mental now.
14:25No, no.
14:27That's what you do.
14:29I do not do that, Ron.
14:31It's out of time.
14:32It's like this.
14:41In South London.
14:43Let's get a jar.
14:44Let's just get a jar sticking on the table.
14:46If you say Brexit, you put in a pound.
14:48What about the Boris word?
14:49I'm not going to be able to keep quiet if they're awful.
14:52No, no, no, no.
14:55Jack, it's mum Hillary and his dad Michael.
14:59What are they?
14:59It's a quinoa crisp.
15:01What does that mean?
15:02It's made of quinoa.
15:03Quinoa.
15:05Quinoa.
15:05Quinoa.
15:05Quinoa, it's a superfood.
15:07It's delicious.
15:07It's one of the most sustainable crops there is.
15:10What are they made of?
15:11Quinoa.
15:12Quinoa.
15:12Yeah, but I know.
15:13What is this?
15:14What the fuck is quinoa?
15:16It's a grain.
15:16I went into a shop and said,
15:17some quinoa, please.
15:20Yes.
15:20How many would you like?
15:22It's a grain.
15:23How many would you like?
15:25Just try one.
15:25I'd like...
15:26No, I definitely don't want that.
15:276,000 quinoa.
15:28It's quite a powerful smell, too.
15:30That made me because I have farted.
15:32I thought that it was going to be one that didn't register.
15:35Oh, great.
15:35I'm sorry.
15:35I know, that is so gross.
15:37What?
15:38I'm being honest.
15:39Do a bit of wap-wapping.
15:40I'm not going to do a hit-and-run.
15:41I admitted to it and...
15:43Oh, God.
15:44Oh, you could slice that.
15:45It's wapping over here now.
15:46Oh.
15:46On Monday, ITV News reported on the latest hoo-ha from the Royal Household.
15:53Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
15:57Dun-dun.
15:58What's occurring?
15:59I don't know what's been going on at all.
16:02Lucrezia Millerini, Natty.
16:04With Lucrezia Millerini.
16:05And because it's lunchtime, she's not wearing a doily.
16:08Good afternoon.
16:09There is speculation this lunchtime that all might not be well in the House of Windsor.
16:15Oh, no.
16:16The last thing we need in this country now is the royal family falling out as well.
16:21Prince Harry opened up about his relationship with his brother William,
16:25admitting they are on different paths.
16:27Oh, I don't want to hear that.
16:29I thought they were pretty close.
16:31I did as well.
16:32But they used to be like that.
16:34And now it's like John and Yoko and Paul and Linda.
16:39And that they have good and bad days.
16:41That's just having a brother, isn't it?
16:43Yeah.
16:44My brother's a knob as well.
16:46Your brother is not a knob.
16:48Let's just hope it doesn't go like the Gallagher's.
16:51Oh, could you imagine?
16:52Unsurprisingly, the couple's candid remarks have been making headlines both here and in the US.
16:58This is all the new generation of royals whinging like shit now, isn't it?
17:02Years ago, they used to have stiff upper lips and say, fuck all.
17:04Let them say what they want to say.
17:06It doesn't affect us.
17:06We're too pushed to give a shite.
17:08Look, we're brothers.
17:09We'll always be brothers.
17:10And we're certainly on different paths at the moment.
17:12But I will always be there for him and as I know, he'll always be there for me.
17:15Why doesn't he say he ain't heavy?
17:17He's my brother.
17:18He's not the right age group.
17:19Oh, right.
17:20To say that.
17:20Across the world today, they're talking about Harry and Meghan's candid description
17:25of living with the attention of the tabloid press.
17:28I will not be bullied into playing a game that killed my mum.
17:35You know what?
17:36And Harry's never really like come out as an adult or any time, really.
17:42and said, I hold the press responsible for what they did to my mum.
17:46The Duchess of Sussex revealing she'd even been warned off
17:49from marrying Prince Harry because of it.
17:52My British friend said to me, I'm sure he's great, but you shouldn't do it.
17:58And obviously that went in one ear and out.
18:00Yeah.
18:01Because the British tabloids will destroy your life.
18:03And I very naively, I'm American.
18:05We don't have that there.
18:07What are you talking about?
18:09Do they not have newspapers in America?
18:11Of course they do.
18:12Yeah.
18:12But they don't read the fuckers, do they?
18:14So in America, the tabloids don't destroy your life.
18:17She's never seen Britney in 2007, has she?
18:21Everything she's saying, I don't want to say it's disingenuous.
18:24But it's just, it doesn't look as authentic as it could do.
18:29Well, William and Harry would never fall out if they were on their own, just joshing about.
18:35It's the Merry Wives of Windsor.
18:37It's the Merry Wives of Windsor who are the flies in the ointment.
18:45If we fell out, me and you.
18:47Yeah.
18:47That would cause some shit in the family.
18:49That'd be quite rich, wouldn't it?
18:50Yeah.
18:51Sides would be drawn.
18:53You reckon it'd be like that, it would just split the whole family down the middle?
18:57Yeah, yours two, definitely.
18:59Who would you side with?
19:00Omar.
19:01Oh my God, you didn't even have to think about it.
19:03I knew that you would ask me that question, so I was ready.
19:08Unbelievable!
19:10On Wednesday night, Channel 4 told us Bret's story.
19:17We were both newly qualified teachers.
19:21But as time went on, we both realised that there were more feelings there than just friendship.
19:26And it was just a really nice development from a friend to a best friend to a husband eventually.
19:32Aww.
19:34Your best friend is your husband, isn't it?
19:36Oh yeah.
19:37My husband was my best friend, my soulmate.
19:41Freya was born and a couple of years later, Ella came along.
19:45Lovely family, isn't it?
19:46Yeah.
19:47Lovely.
19:48My daddy used to take me to the farm and play.
19:52You like that, don't you, kids?
19:54We like to feed the animals and bounce on the bouncy cushions.
20:00It made me really happy.
20:03Bless him.
20:05Then he got poorly.
20:09Oh no.
20:10Bret was first diagnosed with a brain tumour four years ago.
20:13Oh.
20:15Oh, fucking hell.
20:18So young.
20:20We sat down with his neurologist and they'd gone through the extremes of what the surgery
20:28could lead to and it ranged from death to removal of the tumour.
20:34I think that was at the stage where we almost started to panic and they just took as much
20:39of the tumour away as they could.
20:45When the tumour grew back when I was pregnant with Aria, it was more aggressive.
20:50Oh God, she's pregnant again.
20:52Unfortunately, this time it couldn't be operated on.
20:58Oh no.
21:03Oh shit.
21:05Three months after that, I went into labour with our third daughter, Aria.
21:09Whilst I was in labour at Luton Hospital, Bret suffered a seizure at home and was rushed
21:14A and E in Milton Keynes.
21:20No.
21:23The prognosis for him wasn't really very good at that point.
21:26Like, his time was near and we needed to get Nicola there so that she could say her goodbyes.
21:31Oh no.
21:33He was probably going to die there and she was going to be here.
21:37Oh my God.
21:39Oh Christ.
21:42From there it was just like a race against time, I guess.
21:50My mum was at hospital with me when I had Aria and she went and got the car and then,
21:56yeah, drove us straight up the M1 and got us there.
22:05I knew what was going to happen.
22:08And I just wanted him to know that he was okay.
22:12Oh my God.
22:23And when we arrived there, I just took over to him and laid her on him.
22:30Oh my God.
22:33Oh my God.
22:38Oh no.
22:48Describe what she looked like.
22:50So we had a couple of hours.
22:52That's one of the most heartbreaking pieces I've ever seen.
22:59I said to him, it's okay, like, don't hurt yourself anymore.
23:04Oh my God.
23:10She was like giving him permission to go.
23:17Do you know?
23:18Putting himself through the pain.
23:23Oh my God.
23:42He's waiting for her to come into this world.
23:46God.
23:59My daddy sends us feathers to let us know that he is looking after us.
24:05Oh God.
24:06What is that?
24:09Oh my God.
24:10I miss my daddy.
24:20All right?
24:23Yeah.
24:26Sad.
24:28Somebody could tell you that you can do something to stop that from happening.
24:33There is not a force on earth that would stop you from doing anything you could.
24:40Tough to listen to.
24:41Tough to live for it.
24:44That's why you can help.
24:45Yeah.
24:45I know there's nothing worse than being told you've got cancer, but the sad part about
24:51it is the effect is on everybody around you, innit?
24:54Yeah.
24:55Because I know like, well, like with us, our family, but Christ, we thought we were going
25:01off home.
25:02Good.
25:02Good.
25:04One in two of us will get cancer in our lifetime.
25:08Help us fight back.
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25:32In central London...
25:34What do you want? Mango?
25:35Well, what, an orange or something?
25:37Oh, an orange?
25:37Whatever.
25:39Just like five a day, innit?
25:40Best mates Jack and Youngblood.
25:43Here, you'll be impressed by this.
25:44Huh?
25:46Are you juggling?
25:50Yes, son.
25:52Incredible.
25:53Incredible work.
25:55Call me Zippo.
25:57I was very, I was very entertained by that.
25:59I dare you to eat this off the bottom of my foot.
26:01Absolutely not.
26:02Absolutely not.
26:03No, go on.
26:03Why would I do that?
26:05On Sunday night, Sky Movies sent a shiver down our spines with this late 70s scare-a-thon.
26:12Oh!
26:13Brilliant.
26:14Oh, classic.
26:16Oh, no.
26:18Oh, my God.
26:20Oh, no.
26:21Look at how this is.
26:23What is it?
26:24Listen.
26:27Halloween!
26:28No.
26:29This terrified me, this film.
26:31It's a great film, this.
26:35Introducing Jamie Lee Curtis.
26:37Wow.
26:38I like Jamie Lee Curtis.
26:40Who is he?
26:41She.
26:45This is genuinely frightening.
26:48How many killings?
26:50There are loads of killings.
26:51Lords.
26:52This is like, when you think of flag horror, this is the first of its kind slasher film.
26:56Have you seen this?
26:57No.
26:58I don't like scary films.
26:59I don't like scary films at all.
27:01At all.
27:01In a dimly lit scene, we saw a couple making the most of their time alone in an empty house.
27:13Snogging?
27:14If they're thinking of making love, they're going to die.
27:17Yeah.
27:22Oh, you better go up, lad.
27:23You're going to get killed in a minute.
27:24Get to first base.
27:25I bet you're going to hear him breathing in a minute.
27:27Not him.
27:27The shape.
27:28The shape.
27:33Oh, my God.
27:36Oh, fuck.
27:41Look.
27:42Just watching.
27:43That's an evil shoulder if you ever saw one.
27:47What?
27:47They made it all the way up to the bedroom and didn't notice him?
27:52What? Huh?
27:53Is that it?
27:55How long did he last?
27:57About ten seconds.
27:58All he did was a big bump and grind and that were it.
28:02Yeah, I'd fucking kill him after that.
28:04I'll be right back.
28:06Don't get dressed.
28:08Don't get dressed?
28:09I'm coming back for another 30 seconds, sweetheart.
28:13Ding, ding.
28:13Round two.
28:22Oh, no.
28:23He's in there.
28:24Something's going to happen here.
28:26Andy?
28:27Wine on the doors locked in the house.
28:29At this point, just call the police.
28:30Can you hear that? Can you hear that breathing?
28:32He's in the house.
28:34Linda, you asshole.
28:40Okay, Linda.
28:42Come on now.
28:43Oh!
28:45Whoa!
28:47Who is it?
28:48Michael Myers.
28:49I don't like it!
28:51I don't like it!
28:53Oh!
28:55He gets it first.
28:57Oh, he's lifting him off the floor!
29:00Oh, man!
29:03Oh!
29:04Oh!
29:05He stuck it right in him.
29:07Almost put him to the wall.
29:13Oh!
29:13Where's the blood?
29:15The killing wasn't very convincing, though, the way he did it.
29:18Could have kicked his balls or something.
29:20Guys don't kick other guys in the balls, though.
29:22If that was a girl, she would have gone straight for the balls.
29:24Yeah, it's an unwritten law, isn't it?
29:26It's an unwritten law.
29:26It doesn't even matter if you're going to get impaled.
29:28Don't kick in the balls.
29:29Yeah, you can kill me, but I won't touch your balls.
29:32I won't touch that!
29:34Oh, no.
29:35Oh, fucking hell!
29:39What's that?
29:40What's that?
29:43Oh, my God!
29:48She's going to think it's Bob!
29:54Cute, Bob.
29:55Real cute.
29:56Isn't it?
29:56Real cute.
29:57Until he murders you.
29:59What would you do if I'd done that?
30:00Well, it's the sort of thing you would do.
30:04Okay, don't answer me.
30:07Why are you weird?
30:09Well, I'm going to call Laurie.
30:10I want to know where Paul and Annie are.
30:13This is going nowhere.
30:14Oh, no, Abby!
30:16He's coming, he's coming!
30:19No, no, no, no, no, no!
30:21Come on, Laurie, answer!
30:23Hello?
30:25Oh!
30:25Oh!
30:28He's killing her with the telephone cord.
30:30Hello?
30:32I mean, it doesn't sound like she's being murdered.
30:35No, she thinks she's shaggy.
30:36Yeah.
30:38Annie, are you all right?
30:39Not really, I haven't had enough acting classes.
30:41Yeah, I was thinking...
30:52Are you fooling around again?
30:56I'll kill you if this is a joke.
30:58Too late, she's already dead.
30:59It's not a very good part for that girl, really, is it?
31:03What?
31:03She had to get her kit off, then show her tits, and then get murdered.
31:11Oh, no, now she's going round there.
31:14Would you go over there?
31:15No, I would not.
31:16It's like she just hasn't seen enough horror films, has she, this girl?
31:19She just doesn't know how it works.
31:25Oh, my God.
31:26Why would you go upstairs?
31:27What are you doing?
31:27Like, you wouldn't go up the stairs in the dark.
31:30It's a horror film.
31:33Don't go in.
31:34Is she going to find him dead?
31:36Oh, no, this is a horrible bit.
31:40Fucking...
31:41Idiot.
31:53Oh, look at her.
31:54Oh, what's happened?
31:58What the fuck?
31:59Oh, my God.
32:01Oh, shit.
32:15Oh, my God.
32:17What the fuck was that?
32:20Oh, my God.
32:21That's Bob.
32:25Oh.
32:28There's Linda.
32:29Another one.
32:29It's big.
32:29A bit like the ghost train.
32:31That's...
32:32Oh.
32:34There he is.
32:35There's his head.
32:36Oh, fuck.
32:40Oh, fuck.
32:42Oh, fuck.
32:43Oh, fuck.
32:45Oh, fuck.
32:45Oh, fuck.
32:49Oh, fuck.
32:50Oh, fuck.
32:51Oh, fuck.
32:51Oh, fuck.
33:00Oh you've torn me cushion! Oh you stupid silly cat!
33:12All this now got a rip cushion!
33:17On Tuesday, Channel 4 told us Daniel's story.
33:22Hi everyone, my name's Dan and welcome to my vlog Peewee Toms.
33:26I started this vlog to kind of show people what I was going through.
33:31Good morning! About an hour and a half ago I found another lump in my side.
33:38Oh no. And it feels really painful and tender in my muscles.
33:44I had a biopsy done and it was cancerous.
33:48Oh no. We're all off to the hospital and have this stuff cut out.
33:55I'm not concerned about it because it's got to happen.
33:57He's so optimistic isn't he?
34:00Well, you'd hope one of us would be.
34:05Yeah.
34:07I've just seen a surgeon and he said that they've had to cut out quite a considerable amount of my
34:15lymph nodes.
34:15Ah, it's not good news at all is it?
34:18No.
34:19Mum don't drive yet.
34:20Alright?
34:22Um.
34:25Oh, I can hear her crying.
34:29I can hear her crying.
34:30Oh, this poor mum.
34:32They've just basically told me that it's inoperable now.
34:36Oh no.
34:37No.
34:38Surgery didn't work.
34:40Oh my god, mate.
34:42What the fuck?
34:51No one expected it to be this quick. It is quite literally eating me alive.
34:59Oh dear god.
35:01I don't know what the end point will be.
35:03Oh bless you.
35:05I'm just trying to make the best of a bad, bad situation.
35:08I suppose he means he's just trying to live his life to the full.
35:13Oh.
35:14I went and got married.
35:15Yeah.
35:17Oh bless you.
35:34Oh.
35:36I just had to have my ring altered straight away just after our wedding because it's,
35:41I've lost weight already.
35:42Oh my god.
35:44They don't look well.
35:45You know that we're not looking at years.
35:47No, we're not looking at years.
35:48I mean, I think it could be quite a bit shorter than that.
35:53Oh my god.
35:55Homescale for me is limited.
36:01Oh no.
36:04I am now documenting the end of my life.
36:08Oh.
36:08Oh.
36:09Fucking hell.
36:09Oh.
36:09Poor man.
36:12I'd be terrified.
36:15Oh god.
36:21It's very painful now.
36:30Oh Jesus fella.
36:34It's upsetting as well because there's things I want to do, I'll never be able to do now.
36:39Oh.
36:41Oh.
36:41Oh.
36:42Oh.
36:42Oh.
36:43Oh.
36:50Oh.
36:55Oh.
36:55I'm just so weak.
37:01he's a young man so young
37:13so cruel
37:21what a horrible horrible disease
37:31one in two of us will get cancer in our lifetime help us fight back to give 30 20 or
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37:58enough london how are you finding cycling around at the moment
38:03oh had any incidents lately i almost went into the back of a car yesterday at speed
38:08grayson his wife philippa and his daughter flo i was sort of drafting this car up this
38:15it's drafting i was going quite far safe and then this car suddenly slammed its brakes on
38:21and i did a massive stoppie and my back wheel was like right up like that and i just put
38:26a hand out
38:27and rested it on the car and then came back down didn't crash but then you went past and went
38:32no it's my fault for being too close behind him yeah don't do that gray
38:37got to be safe russ we don't want to lose you to a nasty bicycle accident no
38:45on tuesday night bbc2 went live with a special from westminster here we go oh no it's hugh edwards
38:53the house of commons is preparing to hold two crucial votes which will determine the future
38:58of the brexit process oh god this is big then we've only got a few days left to get it
39:03through
39:03for the 31st you'd be better off just being a goldfish in a bowl mary and going like this
39:11over this whole brexit thing look mary no i'd rather not thanks it's not look i'll do it to
39:17you look oh it's terrible yeah don't do it no i won't do that again in the live program we
39:23saw the
39:23moment mps returned to the house to deliver their decision on boris johnson's brexit withdrawal
39:29agreement bill here we go here's the result back in look squeaker now here oh that's terrible oh that's
39:38a terrible noise mary oh my god i'm so nervous the eyes to the right 329 oh god gone through
39:49on it
39:50it's gone through and by quite a big majority oh yeah the nose to the left 299 what does that
39:57mean i
39:57don't understand oh my god he's gone through they're backing the brexit withdrawal agreement
40:04it's gonna go free so the eyes have it the eyes have it i can't believe it 30 in it
40:12oh my god how has he
40:14managed this boris johnson it's far from winning the war though right yeah it's not over yet because it's a
40:19hurdle yeah you can't say it's not a hurdle he's moved slightly forward so now the next vote is
40:26about him pushing it through he wants it pushed through in three days i mean do they spend the
40:32whole fucking day voting on things i say we go for lunch let's hold a vote i say we go
40:39back to work
40:40let's hold a vote let's hold a vote mary needs a slash hold a vote oh my god
40:48oh my god the light up here now the light here
40:52the eyes to the right 308 he's lost it the nose to the left 322.
40:59oh he's not got it he's not got it he's not got it he's not got the fucker oh they've
41:06delayed mary
41:08the bad news for boris johnson they've passed it and said that we're happy to look at amending this
41:15but the timetable for wednesday thursday friday for that process to happen
41:20they've rejected that that means we're not leaving 31st of october so basically what that is
41:26is a fucking extension yeah oh god it's boring are you bored of this with all this crap i am
41:34yeah nothing ever changes breaking news you think oh my god what's this happening
41:38and then when you break it down nothing breaking news to me is michael jackson's
41:43a live or the fam two-pack not this shit in london eyes are itching like mad at you do
41:53you get hay
41:53fever a little bit meet steve and his good friend reese i get hay fever but only the first two
42:01weeks
42:01of october do you it's so weird i've like october i know but there's something obviously blooms
42:09in october at the start the first time and like this eye itches all the time is it it's so
42:13weird
42:14i never have it the rest of the year do you know a witch can only cry three tears from
42:17her left eye
42:20how do you know that which which let's just do you have do you do you have three tears come
42:27out
42:27i'm not a witch oh well you say that i've got a severe ice cream headache have you had that
42:32whole
42:33thing yeah on monday night more difficult questions were being asked to some terribly clever people on
42:39bbc2 oh our favorite god this is hard oh no i love university challenge i got about two answers a
42:47week
42:50i went to a polytechnic which never made it onto i don't think they had polytechnic challenge
42:57university challenge i just shout rembrandt every time and one time i will be right
43:03asking the questions jeremy paxman oh there's that so we love jeremy paxman hello tonight it's the
43:11penultimate match in the first round you know what i love about uh paxman yeah doesn't give a
43:17shit no let's meet the imperial team hello i'm harry potter and i am a wizard hi i'm brandon out
43:26of
43:26jamaica queens new york city outer i love that i'd say that steve pemberton out of bram hall league
43:32university at outer charlie 10 points for starters 15 for bonuses so fingers on buzzers here we go
43:37your picture starter you'll see a painting oh picture round might have a chance here 10 points
43:42if you can name the artist jesus that's not the artist though is it oh um dolly salvador dolly dolly
43:52man
43:53shut up brazen nose drew dolly dolly dolly should have got that it is salvador dolly yes
44:05your picture bonuses are three more works from the kelvin grove collection right i've been here
44:09i've been here at flounder name the artists in each case firstly i didn't see that one
44:15this looks like this looks like what's going on there is that carlo creveli i don't know what's
44:21shooting out of his head what's that christmas card boticelli what a jelly is correct how do you
44:28even know that because the money these are cultured people what do you know netflix secondly
44:36i think my nan used to have that painting what's he called he's named after a policeman
44:42turner looks like a constable no what's he called sergeant is it sergeant inspector inspector lieutenant
44:50turner no no no um constable constable it is constable his help said he helped me wrong you right
44:58i got it right i got it right you said sergeant inspector we nearly said detective
45:05and he was a constable i said he was named after a policeman
45:09i got it right no no no paxman would not have took that as an acceptable answer your bonuses are
45:16on
45:16dog breeds don't forget lucy get into this one i've actually met a winner of crofts so i could be
45:24in
45:24for a good shout here named after a prefecture in northwest honshu which dogs are noted for their
45:30loyalty and are said to have inspired the samurai with their fighting spirit ciao ciao husky not
45:36samoyeds is it oh a sharp eye japanese akita shiba inu no they're akita yes yes get in
45:47bloody hell i put you on the right direction there no you didn't yes
45:53bloody hell right i got a full question right we're off to uni have a bit of that defined which
46:01three
46:01composers oh who's one and that's the gong graysbury's college oxford have 70 imperial college london
46:09have 255 oh my god london london london london london london london london yeah rest of the country
46:18suck on that
46:28starting later tonight at five past eleven forget concert square as harry hill's got his own club
46:33night on and it's brand new in town before that he's joining kathy burke in one more stand up to
46:38cancer special here on channel four live from the last lake studio starting a new season next